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[challenge entry] No-one likes you and you’re not getting anything for Christmas.


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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Noddy can't be an emo
he still 'as depth perception.. Or atleast: had.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Um...


The voices in my head made me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# "I hate that duck"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Old, this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

yet still incredibly valid
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Looks like there is enough like-mindedness
to start a hang-yourself-for-Christmas cult
edit: membership good for only one season, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# *joins*
*due to having just heard The Lighthouse Family's "Lifted" on the radio*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# "I wouldn't say I'm mad about the rain . . .but"
rain stain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)
# "You do have to be mad to work here. But it doesn't help."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:22, archived)
# It's undisturbable the peas we've found in a bright blue spaceship
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Thank fuck for that. I thought I was the only one trapped here.
Where's the bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:39, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I made a laydee
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# She has done a good job
removing that eyeball with that odd looking scalpel. Is the body behind the couch?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Silly, you forgot to paint her pants!
Very nice, especially the shading/skin tones.

And I've discovered I'm unable to see Johnny Mathis' "When a child is born" without thinking of Gerald the talking gorilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# really?
I can't see it without seeing the Red Mist.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# But the production on that album is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:13, archived)
# that is incredibly well coloured :D
top job :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Bloody hell,
she must've got some vicious pins 'n' needles in that left leg, posing all that long.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Very impressive.
Drawn from life?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:43, archived)
# not that one
i did one with this model from life,

a while back, but now i can't find it. grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# You buried it under your patio.
'Forgotten' already, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# You still haven't found that webcam,
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)
# wow
thats fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:11, archived)
# due to severe monetary cutbacks

the uptown express has been modified slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Wheeeee!
That trane looks FUN. Faster than the things that serve my area too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# With hot hostesses
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# How is the electricity generated?
I'm not convinced that a coal engine will be more efficient.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# It could be supercoal
The strongest of all coals.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# where do we mine this super coal?
does it float?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I do not know
But I feel we should mount an expedition to find it. And then find out. And then find it again.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# YES YES
GET ONE GET ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# We will need
Shovels, and Food Supplies, and Badges, and Torches.

Probably.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# we don' need no steenkeeng badgers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# They're for tunnels.
They burrow down, saving us valuable effort. Plus i'm quite weak and would struggle to mine.

As a bonus, if they come up minus white stripes, they may well be coated with supercoal.

Or they might just be dirty. Either way, we get to bathe with badgers :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Bathe With Badgers
*was a fine game show*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This is the first thing I uploaded when the image uploader thing came on

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# looks like he's waiting for permission to piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# ^this
the facial expression helps
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Or waiting in line for something REALLY exciting
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# poot..poot!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# it hit us hard too--we can't afford tracks
sort of underground RR now


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# The Great Plains
Max Max incarnate...

Nothing but trains, sleazy motels and Indians...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ala Tattoo: "Des Plaines!, Des Plaines!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# urgh...
Pretty and flat, like a Junior High Prom Date...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's the Glasgow Airport rail link.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# And wait times plummet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha...yay for chuckletrains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm on a whisky diet.
I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# goodnight to you all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nighty night and nice speepytimes
See you all in the munin! :D

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(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# top bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'll join in this goodnighting
Goodnight!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# CDOT has lost its collective mind...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# did you look that up?
Yeah, it's the CDOT...

night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *didn't look it up*
*geeks*

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Woo! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# see to the left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I mades a photoshoppage.
I started to make it this morning when people were talking about squids but my shoppery is so slow and not-very-good I only finished it now. So here it is anyway totally out of context but I made it so I'm posting it. So there ner.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hurrah! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# it has a beak over its bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# well...
he has to poo from somewhere and I didn't want to draw a bumhole so I left the beak in.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Haven't we all?
*EDIT*

And I can't belieeeeeve nobody's said: "Here, squitty squitty squitty squitty" etc yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Mogsquid!
Poor ginger freak :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# catopus
That's my Ginger cat as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oops
Did you want him back? :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Nah
all he does is eat, sleep and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Obviously
he's related to my cats then.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Does it scorn also?
All the cats I have known have scorned simple human things like doors in favour of ridiculous exits such as windows, or non-human doors CUT INTO human doors.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# One of mine
refuses to use the catflap unless I wedge it open. She just doesn't like it flapping shut on her and has been known to stay outside for days if the catflap is shut while she's out.

Another of mine cost us delays and additional costs in building work because we live in a conservation area and the new double glazing took a while to be approved by the local council. But when it arrived I realised it opened the wrong way - we needed it to open from the bottom because the cat will only enter and exit the house through the open window.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# They are confusing creatures.
It's simpler with dogs. I open the door, they go out. I open it again, and shout for them to come back.

They stay out.

I try calling and waving food. They ignore.

I go all the way through the house to get my shoes, put them on, walk out into the garden, just get to the grass and without fail they will dart past me and into the house. Every time.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I want a dog :(
Sadly our current lifestyle precludes doggy-ownage. I used to have a German Shepherd and he was completely mad. I loved him to bits despite his madness.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Aww
I had a german shepherd when I was younger. He was born only a short while before me, so we were pretty much the same age. Except he was a dog, so 7 times my age. or something.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# That is one thing
he will get up for, I am sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I likes this!
For it has tentacles.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our tentacled feline overlord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Honest thankyous, everybody.
everybody.I'm not kidding when I say my photoshoppage skills are somewhat lacking in the skillage department. Inspiration also passes me sadly by too and I am constantly amazed and frequently gladdened by the wit and artistry that I find myself amongst here at b3ta. *sniff*

/emotional speech
normal service can now be resumed
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Pretending one knows wot one is doing
goes a hell of a long way, y'know.

Look at London, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# LOL!
And the traffic there goes just as fast as my pixel pushing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I looked at your bostin' pic for ages trying to spot what was so crap about it.
Couldn't find it.

Maybe the pic's actually good. Did you consider that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Awwwww :)
Thankyous honestly. I just need to shop faster that's all. By the time I got all the blending layers just right the thread had long gone past squid/octopus related stuff. Had I posted it at the time I can guarantee there would have been many cries of anguish at the badly joined up octopussy.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# top squidcat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# What does it taste like
ideally when deep-fried?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# bogie boogie happy wonder times
repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun for all the family


Click for bigger (270 kb)

Gotta spot 'em all...
(remoteneeded, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# well I'll recognize
YAY to the FSM!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# that's not in CAPS
CAPS is like BEING TOTALLY AWESOME ON THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I KNOW!!

LOOK AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I SEE YOU
I FUCKING SEE YOU RIGHT THERE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# HI
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# HI HI HI!!!!
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! LET ME JUST CROSS THESE HAZARDOUS TRAIN TRACKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# WATCH OUT YOU'LL GET FRUSTRATED ON THE LINES
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!
I'M CAREFUL!

edit: inspired! www.b3ta.com/board/9830254
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I thought that was
tEh AbIlItIeZ 2 TyPe LyK DiS 1337
or something
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# k m8 ur tlkn shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Well, that goes without saying.
that goes without saying./ac
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# do you know why prodigy69 is trolling?
he won't answer me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# He's frustrated online.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Also don't no one appreciate 4:7?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Apparently not.
My challenge for the next week or two is to resexualise things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I might....
....if I knew what 4:7 was....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Bunnywuffle, we're basically best friends, right?
Yeah. Cool so you wanna go to the park and play Frisbee or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Thank you kind sir.
That would be a most splendid diversion. However I foresee a problem. It's dark outside and I may not be able to spot the Frisbee before it hits me on my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# don't do it!
There's concern over your slow shutter speed!!

He has a rifle!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oh noes!
What a dilemmna I find myself in. I don't get that many offers to play Frisbee in the park these days but I certainly don't want to be shot with any rifles. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# ahh.
I guess we've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# am I?

you really don't have a fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# why are you so frustrated?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# you can't come up with anything better yourself?

bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# stop selling tickets on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I don't understand what you're trying to say here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# My word!
Sir your most creative #4x0r speak R0x0rz.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I KNOW NAWT OF THIS SPEEK
BUT I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ^ ummm.... what happened?
I did some magic linky stuff in my post there without even trying! By gum I'm 1337 tonight 4 sho. Or spackhanded one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Landing on the doorsteps of deepest Surrey...
(pineapple_juice, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# what?..what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# going 2 bed nite :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# boop boop
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Blip blop
I'm ripped to the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# This is disturbing
but reminds me of porridge...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# wow, that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ABS-olutely
knockout!!!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Can you tell I'm bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# AWww YAY!
TJ: Why does the goddamned Magick Donkey hate my blood so?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Oh, he only drinks AB-
Vampire donkeys are notoriously picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# clearly
I give up. I shall troll the wastelands of b3ta looking for potable water...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Get it in a bottle
It's very portable then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Aargh! I am inconsolable
I am angered at my inability to FP despite my being on the popular many times...

Meh

*sucks thumb, strokes hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# happened to me for years..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Oh that's okay
Someday I'll make it big!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hang on,
are you cross because your xmas card challenge entry didn't FP? It's 77 pixels too wide, it wouldn't fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# no it's NOT!!!
ninja

edit: double ninja! Hey wait! THe new fp size is biggerer. liar...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I think that you should cheer up and make something better and maybe that will be posted to the front page of this website
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# oh get to cunt ya fuck!
why aren't yuo making my cookies? I'll kick you out of the fort!

edit: niceness niceness... Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# My image challenge entries nowadays invariably sink to around page 4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# You have no sculptures for sale.
yeah, I feel you on that "sinks to the bottom of the page" thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah
Kai's rather busy with uni work at the moment. If you have an idea/request I can ask him and (maybe) get a custom piece made.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# wasse sculpt?
Could he do a Dragonfly?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# EXCUSE ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# yyyyyeeeeeeeeessss??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I didn't get frontpaged either. In fairness it's because my picture was garbage.
You wanna build a fort out of the sofas and a big sheet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I was very disappointed when it dropped from first place though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I didn't realise it was there until it was near the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I *click*ed it, babe \0/
aahhh aaaaaahhhhh elongated head
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# huh?
wassit post then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# HUH?
wassis?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I would, actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# What's the ruling on girls?
No girls allowed or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# are you mad?
They make the best cookies! Girls yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Zeltergiset is allowed in then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# oh that's mean
as long as he makes teh cookies!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I have THREE pigtails.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# THE MAGIC DONKEY DOESN'T DECIDE WHAT GOES ON THE FRONT PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I know that
it's feigned whining...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# NEVER LISTEN TO IDIOTS WHO TYPE IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# CAPS IS LIKE REMARKABLE PUNCTUATION
IT'S LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS A FINE PEPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# NOBODY LISTENS TO ME SO I'LL TYPE IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I SHALL RESPOND TO YOU
IN KIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# THANKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# OR IN HATS!
CROWNS, WIMPLES OR ANY OTHER KIND OF HEADDRESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# WERD
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# STOP TROLLING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WERD
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Whoa.
I think there's a glitch in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# WERD
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Whoa.
I think there's a glitch in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# he's getting he's footing!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I think someone got tired
of the matrix...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Oops
That's because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# ...
*scrutinizes*

I shall ready the pitchforks...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# NEVER LISTEN TO IDIOTS WHO TYPE IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pardon, sonny?
sonny?Come a little closer granny didn't quite hear what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
That am frighteningly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Who's the cat, though?
I'm RISsing...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Neil "Dr" Fox
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Fox_%28media_personality%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Bloody Hell
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# me 2
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# so now it's a belmer
and a jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I am giggling over this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# indeed indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Me too
(twattybanjo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Fruit Corner.

largerness
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# wow
looks like funky pubes
(joe90, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Are there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# BIGGER
wow thats rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# good lord!
that's pretty. and pink.

*steals for desktop*

*clicks too*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# She's walking around in that dress she wore...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# oh wasn't she easy?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# The one who insists he first
in the line is the last to remember her name.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# this has been one of my favourite songs for half my life now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# And rightly so...
Mirror Moves tour in Bristol way back when. Utterly brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I bet this is what it's like inside my tummy when I get sick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# No it's all brown and angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :(
Thai Curries are the best cure for that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Fucking hell *beholds*
Awesome; i'll have some of that for my desktop

Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :)
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ooooooh
nice to see muller are trying to stay ahead of the game with their new mind expanding drug range of yogert.
much better than that probiotic shite.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Actimel....
Grrrrrrr.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ummMM
Danone
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# You and all your crazy balls! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Merely Bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HE COMES
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# You created HIM
He comes...

to CLICK!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Swirrrrrly
How long does it take to plan, build and render these things? They're lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Plan, the longest
Build, this one about an hour and a half, render 20-30 minutes. It depends, I guess. Some take bloody ages. Overnight mostly.
*edit* Some have taken 30+ hours to render. Mainly putting stupid settings on the render engine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I like this
as such, I have clicked the 'I like this' clicky.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Obrigado!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Sog-Sog-Lychee, a lesser known demon.
Patron of pratfalls and crunchy sounds. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# "soft and lush"
"but with ZING":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I see sex toys and spunk bubbles
I like this Rorschach test
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug Cunt
(retroroberto, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# (Turkeys)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Well
no matter what you might think about him, you have to admit he's fantastic at spotting promising new talent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# How's my trolling guys?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# 6/10, almost sounds sincere
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Oh ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ITS SHIT YOUR GAY
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Turkie
:P
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# 3/10
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# STFU!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# You're so rude!
I can't handle it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# 4:3
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 5:4
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# THESE RATIOS ARE NOT VERY SEXUAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# 6:9
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, 2:3
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Still not very sexual
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# 6:9 ?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh, bindun.
7:8 then.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# This board appears to have completely lost its sex.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Why can't he look smug?
He's an exceedingly rich cunt who shoves loads of shite at the public, who buy it

I call that win to be honest, from his point of few

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# His hair looks like a brillo pad
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Can't see these.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Why is everyone posting images I can't see tonight?
I feel like everyone is in a club I'm not allowed to join.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I would offer to describe them to you but that's a service I only offer to 2 Can Chunder, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Piss off Al Gore!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Have you tried looking at them?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# looking into it
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# argh
where have all my images gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haha, I have only 5 images that are less and 90 days old
Shows how productive I've been!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I have about 30.
my profile looks really depressing.

I still have this one that received no comment what-so-ever when I first posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I still have this, my greatest achievement
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# STOP IT YOU CUNTS :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I've still got loads
these are my favourites:





ooh, and this:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Totally throwing a tantrum right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# sorry mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Ok, final straw. Going to bed. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Oh, Aichi
Hey Tzatsiki, when we get crazy rich from being cool on the internet, let's hire ourselves some attractive Japanese ladies to tell us the time and their blood types
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I'm already cool on the internet. You must be holding the project back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# \o/
i think she was my favourite after all

well, and perhaps the one i posted. but i think 11:29 wins out.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# You've made a wise choice, but now we have to fight for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# There were three of her, right?
I can't remember how to get the individual pictures anymore to check but I'm sure I'm right. Damn it, I remembered how and I'm getting a load of 404 not allowed errors.

But there should be three of her.

Unless... unless they just took three photos of the same woman? Damn. We may have to fight for her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# How about instead, you let me have her?
Yeah what a great plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# How much is it worth?
Enough money and I'd be happy to go for Haruchin after all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# :D...world class!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# haha i love this!!!
have you seen the cartoons of snoopy dying?

the death of snoopy

not as good as yours
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# awww
sleep well little prince :(


(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Three very different styles
You've quite the diverse repertoire
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Mostly taunting Mu now
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Me too
BIRDS



Actually I really *do* still have shitloads on B3tards. I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I see, now, just how evil
they are and they should be hunted to extinction.

Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# they are horrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# funny :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ok, looks like DNS problems
probably associated with the move away from dreamhost

still looking...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# yup
pretty sure it's DNS problems which will just work themselves out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# If I were to upload a file with the same
filename as one that has disappeared would it cause problems if/when the missing files reappeared?
Or are they gone for good?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# shouldn't be a problem
but just this second I finished restoring this year's worth of stuff, so you might have what you want back up already.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You're totally missing out,
it's totally the best thing ever posted on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Oh my god, I know, right?
It's like.. my eyes are making wet with this...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# does it work if you
stick the url in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Has b3tards borked again?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Majorly,
is a bit sad...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# The hosting went all gay or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# THe hosts
went to Pub with all of the money and did some trolling for Scousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That's no bauble
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Download your b3tards history zip if you haven't already, William.
I LIKE YOUR CHRISDNMES TREE, WILLIAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Thankyou!
Yeh have done but all my FPs and b3ta search history is borked now, understandable and as I never sent moneys to them I can't complain but it is a tad sad.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# you can edit img URLs for FP'ed posts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Really!?
Thought that was forbiddens?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I think the only thing you're allowed to edit in archived posts is urls
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Well something like 50% of my Search in order of Popularity is borked now so I guess I could replace some of it,
but TBH I'd be hard pressed to remember WTF half of it was! Might do the FPs tho, just 'cos, we'll see how bothered I can be when free n sober...

*edit* make that approx 80%, just took a proper look, ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# it should be looking a little bit better now
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You are?
*runs to his profile*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Why didn't you send money?
WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Gaz me cash
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# That's no moon
*prepares to engage fighters*

*moves fleet away from Death Star*

IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I rather like that
I want to buy some little X wings for my Christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# And Death Star baubles!
on a black tree with tiny white LED lights...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# this should be marketed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# *markets
*not
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# you'd make a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# This make me happy in special ways *click*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Freakin'Great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That WOULD make one fucking excellent bauble for the Christmas tree :)
*Ponders*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i like woo:)
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# This is wonderful
just like all your stuff :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Aw!
:$
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# ace :DDD
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# gold!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# That's no bauble...
*clicks*
(rikku_dreamer, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 6:01, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausage?

edit: original post
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I'd be smiling too........
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Not sure I'd be
It's be a bit nippy wading through the snow-clad moors
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# He needed a dongle
sos, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# s'okay,
Pork-et about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry]


(Faye Tality, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Mom?
Is the middle one wearing a diaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Those poor women!
Who stole their trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is this
the new sugababes line up?
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# certainly more talented
than the original
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] this is not just any chrita card.
(joe90, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# clever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# classic ad rip off
www.wisdumb.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jbad.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I won't lie, I considered shopping this when I first heard it too.
twitter.com/#search?q=chrita
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# You just have to ruin everything, don't you? I bet you didn't even draw anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I drew something but then b3tards ate it :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Well upload it here like normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Here confuses me. The buttons aren't in the right places.
But my profile is a car crash at the moment so I might have to find out how to.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Click make a new thread or whatever.
Click upload image. Do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# burrrrrrr lots to upload
burrrrrrrrrrrr. I should pay some deliquent child tuppence to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I commented on something something
but then something something something...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Iz7-8W9Ro
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Also on Sickepedia about
two weeks ago but fair play, first time on here
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That was my source
(joe90, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# And also at the bottom of last week's (or was it the week before's) b3ta newsletter
but had exactly the same thought.

gotta be said though.


DUPLICATE.
(soz. couldn't resist)
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Can't see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Oh fuck. This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# How much did M&S pay you for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
one quails egg
(joe90, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# .
Click for gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Yes!
Love it. Short and simple :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *beams*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Had the horn
did he?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# yep
he used a whole tuba KY

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# have you heard his organ swells?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Does that include tampons?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I love chases
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# You're awesome, ElWeCo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Bootiful!
And b3ta made it onto the Guardian's 100 essential websites list...
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/dec/09/best-websites-internet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# just above lolcats
yeeeeeees
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Haha three of the essential websites are browsers
Nice list.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I think I'm a troll but I can't tell.
How do I tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Something about billy goats I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# whatever happened to him? (billygoat)
only guy I've ever had to put on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I currently have one person on ignore :D
Can you guess who :D :D :D

:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Gordon Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# If that's who I think it is
I periodically put him on ignore and then relent and take him back off again to leave myself a pristine non-ignore list, and then put him back on again every once in a while when I get a bit tired of a small edit on a GIF I've already seen.




You're talking about Mu, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :D
Thought so :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# One? I have FOUR.
Feel my wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :-O
Let's discuss other members further through gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I'm going to discuss with you, via gaz, Mu.
Lets list all the things we do not like about him. Secretly. Through gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# A list of his flaws, you say?
We could do that. We could, once it's completed, gaz it to various other members as well. It could be gazzed around.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Trolling is a art
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Trolling is a rat.
Like Splinter from TMNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Don't worry.
We can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hmmm
"Google dominates but Bing is challenging, and Yahoo and Microsoft are left in the dust."

Clearly the Guardian's reputation for detailed, exhaustive research is well-founded, given that Microsoft own and run Bing. All praise the Guardian!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Good work, Grauniad.
I tried using Bing and it just seems dreadful. If I'm after something a little more specific than pictures of kittens it doesn't find anything.

I tried searching for some academic papers on there a while ago, for example. Full title (no quotes) in the search bar and it returns some page that includes all of those words in a different order. Same thing in Google and the first result is the paper, the second is another prominent paper that cites the first.

So. That's that then.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i never even tried it
google is a horrible corporate whore. expecting a massive multinational company to be less of a corporate whore than google, while simultaneously providing better search, struck me as a bit optimistic.

i also heard that bing sucked donkey balls. i'm glad to hear that this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# HAHAHAH:D
ace
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# RUN CHUCKEN! RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Thass a big ol bud.

/Norfolk

Tip top Mr Cock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Norfolk scum ;(
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Fab.
Just needs the Benny Hill theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Heh
Nicely animated weathercock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# AW geez EWC
you are teh BRAW!!!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Slow down,
he only wants a little gobble.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# oh man...i hope he makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I'm glad you like chases
you're ace at them!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Chases loves you too, especially around christmas time.
may the lord Chases Christ bless you and keep you.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Rerry Ristrus


Click for bigger (193 kb)
(twattybanjo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# TREEPISS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# TPISSREE
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# OH TREEPISS TREE OH TREEPISS TREE
TREEPISS TREE OH TREEPISS TREE

TREE PISS PISS

TREE PISS PISS PISS

TREE TREE PISS PISS

TREE PISS PISS TREE

TREEPISS TREE
TREE TREEPISS TREE
TREEPISS TREE
TREEPISS PISS TREEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Christmas is SAVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP
FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP

PWEEEZ
(lunatek, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# TREEPISS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# merry bastard xmas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Sproutypoops!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# and they say "it's a dog's life"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Wake up doggy
those sprouts are going to march right into your arse!
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(siamese bat, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# don't mind ruddies myself
just because gingers are ruddies, it doesn't make all ruddies gingers
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Arse war!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Uh oh. Did you consult the logo design guideTM?
www.conservatives.com/Get_involved/Party_Logos.aspx

You're not supposed to put it on a black background. They'll be upset.

Also, make sure all images of David Cameron are 'natural'. If at all possible.

I sicked in my mouth a little.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# good to see you fella, hope you're keeping well :)
I remembered a comment you made last year and suggested an image challenge around it...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post579270

Hope you're managing to sort stuff out with Google
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'l totally hang around all week
if that's the challenge. Cheers, fella.

Google still being bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# sorry to hear that fella.
I keep up to date with your blog when I can, and due to your absence on here, figured
you're up to your neck in work and trying to get things sorted out. Really hope you manage to resolve it, sounds a dreadful, nay frightening, situation to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I'll get there.
All I have to do is find the weakest link in this chain of fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# That's a jolly good idea
You and Manic owned the star wars competition.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Never tell me the odds...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I just want you to know we're all counting on you
I seem to remember you had something like 5 images in a row on the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# one or two maybe... ;)
I just enjoyed it immensely, there were some cracking entries as well, and not many naysayers either
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# One of my better finishes in a compo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Kind of you to say.
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# well, if we must ;) - mind you, star wars seems to be garnering animosity round here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I'll stop here, I think. Walk away from the table hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# OH CRAP.

**SPANG**
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# this is making me giggle like a member of the window licker's society
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I first read that as "WIDOW" lickers society
I was like...what?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# widows need love too
but not from me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# oh
*puts away camera......*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Piff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Simple. Effective.
bravo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha very spang worthy
if you could be a choc ice. Which one would you be?
:Magnum
:Feast
:Corner shop own brand
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# FEAST
but the old ones, from when the chocolate bit in the middle was bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I recall once me and mate buying one from the village ice cream van
his was normal with a crunchy outside, icecream then solid chocolate middle...The one I bought was a crunchy outside, the thinnest layer of icecream then a HUGE feck off solid bar of choc around the stick! It was mahoooosive! I was both amazed and happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Anyone remember the short-lived but wonderful Feastwich?
It was around the time that Terry Christian did the really annoying Feast adverts with Monty Python-esque animations.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Fuck yeah Feasts were radcool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Indeed they were
(and still are if they are made now)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'd buy two of each and go sit in a corner and eat them whilst crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# As long as crying was all you did...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# TOAPLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

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