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# .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
Number 6 is - what is the usual diet of Gillian McKeith?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Is number 3. "What colour are the contents of HappyToast's pants?"

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant.
But you reminded me that I should be revising :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Also
1. What is milk?
2. How is a custard cream constructed?
3. Demonstrate the disadvantages of white pants.
4. Well, duh.
5. Er...
6. What Chenobble said
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# haha
this is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Why on earth would one of his pupils add that to it anyway?
And what were they studying the stuff for?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I like that his pupil discovered it
but he named it after himself
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Har har har :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh Gary.
(jimijoni, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Eew. Gary.
Who is Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Gary Lineker
Big eared crisp eating Leicester City cock.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I still miss his 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, thats my sweating nightmares for the next 3 months sorted
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Big cat :D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Needs more wellies!
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# It's just very close

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I want I giant puss-cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# giant puss
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(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# big cat is big
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Wide Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Flying cat
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# O_o

/phones RSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# you're excellent, herman
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Insomnia doodle.


Oh and 'Ning to you lucky people who get to sleep.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:01, archived)
# Sometimes I don't sleep, but sometimes I do. Hello merry 8am.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:03, archived)
# wow
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Sleep is for pussies.


Also: well done on your doodle.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Noice!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Nice doodle:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:37, archived)
# I really like this drawing :)
nice blurring and all :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:41, archived)
# If insomnia makes you do stuff like that
then please don't ever sleep again.

lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Awesome!
Sorry for your lack of sleep, even so.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# snoooooop doooogg..... snoooop doooogg


Click for bigger (203 kb)
(sapo, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# whaddup dawg

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of an Onion graphic which unfortunately I can't find.
a) East Coast warm front
b) Central cold front
c) West Coast niggaz be frontin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
#
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?




Dre.
(Felixonapedestal, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Why do Wu-Tang carry umbrellas?
Fo' drizzle.
(Felixonapedestal, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# I refute her existance
edit and i missed the oppertunity to include my duck at about 3:20
duck_prn_84856
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# It's always duk teim my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# and duck teim is happy teim
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# Mofahahoho
Mock The Week is usually pretty good. Minus Jimmy Carr.
Although it's lost its edge since Frankie Boyle left.
Patrick Kielty (!) was shockingly pretty good last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)
# ^Duckits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Was that Susan Wayland?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'm telling Dr. Dre you called him poop!
I have his number. I'm dialing. it's ringing. it is. just you wait. he'll be furious.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 6:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 7:43, archived)
# After all that panic about flash floods
it was only drizzle
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# What's my name?
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# István Blasko
icmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:44, archived)
# :D
Béla Lugosi
edit : time for more nap i have overtime in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
#
damn photoshop! it freezed in the middle of the fun..
(sapo, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# mmmm photoshopsicles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:44, archived)
# FUCKING PINKY
DONT FUCK ME
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Bowowow yippy yo yippy yay

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)
# funny :D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 7:43, archived)
# WASSUP HOLMES?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I say
is that Rick James' bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Hello from Red Dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
# I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I don't get it. Don't be alarmed, its happened 82,000 times so far today.
Which might explain the déjà vu.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of SMEG
mmm smelly
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# also
the mannequins have no head, the owner of this shop prob went postal with a sword bought from the shop nextdoor when he realised his smegging mistake.
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# No dude
I'm pretty sure this is a clothes store for those recently beheaded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# haha
beetlejuice death intro
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Oh classy.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I have to ask...
is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Yes.
Take on a trip over Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Hahahah
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I'm very sorry you had to see Mock the Week. I'm truly sorry for your lots.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I'm pretty much over it.
The popularity of Jimmy Carr is much more vexing to me, and his hairstyle has done me a lot of emotional violence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I can't make these things go away, Mofaha. I would if I could.
Today is very sad.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# It is.
I would do a cry-tears out of my face but I'm too sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Also:
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/23/cctv-sky-police-plan-drones
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I might suggest painting the words "I AM NOT A BRAZILIAN" on top of your hat.
Only a matter of time before they are armed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# You mean
on the top of my Brazilian hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# "Great hat, Charlie!"
"Shut up bitch or I'll fucking kill you!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Antisocial motorists, ­protesters, agricultural thieves and fly-tippers
bother me more than any theoretical loss of civil liberties ever could
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# EODE?
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# YEYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Feckless Criminal Underclass Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# He loves doing this...

LOVES IT!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
# and i love him doing it
fab as ever *DAMN YOOOOU*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Fucking hell, you are fucking amazing tits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Haha
I love it too! *clicks* :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Go! Go!
Spacky cat! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
# PUDDIN ONA RIDZ!!
google young frankenstein if you don't get the ref...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# lol
love that film : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Oh and now I love you more!
I mean I loved you BEFORE I knew I could have a night in with you with one of my fave DVDs, now I just wanna give you a 'special lovin' and whisper sweet nothings in your anus! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# God no please!
: o
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# *Gets the fabled toilet roll*
Stay still godammit!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
#
The end is near. Repent.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:22, archived)
# I'm out of ideas too. *thinks hard* Nope, still zero.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# "Those new to it will usually gag involuntarily on the first attempt to eat it due to the high ammonia content."
My question: if this is true, why would there ever be a second attempt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# That's very smooth.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# There's enough talent here, it's a shame to not have a b3ta collaboration .
Man, some of you guys ought to team up and produce. You're better than any of the stuff that's out there. In more than one way.

Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Settle the fuck down green dude.
You're fucking tripping right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# dancedancedance
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(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Everyone loved doing that...
I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# RBT
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Sorry, I now realise that this is a bit large.
I blame google sketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Nah it's lully
bit too much green mebbe...

(But still lully)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Robot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Sketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# SRSLY, RBT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Jabba Jabba Jabba.... the
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# A DUX A DUX A DUX A DUX
A DUX A DUX A DUX A DUX A DUX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Anyone got a picture of a dux in a tux?
if not, what are you waiting for.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9884526

...wait... you said dux not dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# That's a common mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# and there was me expecting a large magneta CDC
im dissapointed, but at the same time relieved
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Sums up many b3ta links.
That or "I knew I would be totally horrified, but I clicked anyway".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Thats all part of the b3ta experience
the ability to be mentally scarred yet entertained at the same time
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# whaaaaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
# This one is almost certainly evil
f'sure
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I like this game!
Who blinked? Be honest now...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# SPORTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Offline, as are some other useful peas. Before b3tards cut off point, alas.
Could reupload it I suppose, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# I like football
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# It's really lost its edge since Frankie Boyle left...
(twattybanjo, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I tried to watch that
when I was in the UK. I hated it. And what the fuck is QI all about? Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# You are German?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Also:
Jimmy Carr? JIMMY FUCKING CARR?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# You do have a point there
but QI is genious and occupies a warm, gooey place in my soul along with ISIHAC and JaM.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I don't know what those last two are.
QI is like an old Radio Two show. The only thing missing is the occasion shout of "Mornington Crescent!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Funny you mention radio shows....
ISIHAC I'm sorry I haven't a clue
JaM Just a min
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Yeah, I was just looking up Mornington Crescent
and realized what ISIHAC means. I've never heard of Just a Min.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# If you can find a way to watch it in forrins; it's here
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pxk23/Just_a_Minute_Series_56_Episode_3/
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# QI is pretty weird, really. Basically it involves Stephen "National Treasure" Fry explaining stuff to a bunch of comedians.
Who then try to make jokes about it.

On the one hand, it is kind of intellectual (and a good thing), but also, it panders to the idea that knowledge is trivia that can be read from a card.

I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Mock the week is pretty cool, though.
Dara O' Brien is great, as is Boyle and er the blonde bristol guy. Oh and Hugh Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Russel Howard.
He also has a show "Russel Howard's Good News". which is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Haha
Russel Howard, the safe Russell Brand :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Yeah, but Brand is a bit of a tool.
Howard is a cheeky chappie.

Also, he has this bit at the end of good news, which is - well - good news. Like the young guy who got a cash reward for information about a rape, and then gave the money to the victim, on the basis that she deserved it more.

Stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
#
Saw him live at Wembley Arena last year. His whole show is just bland sex jokes. He made a quick joke about Oedipus, and I think I was the only person in the arena that got it. The rest of the show was utter shit
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Jimmy Carr = Bad*
*Bad = self satisfied cunt.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Mock the week
Is the spawn of whose line is in anyway
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Except that WLIIA was a bit more inventive.
I liked the prop bits. Especially that balding guy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# colin mockery I think
He did a good dinosaur walk
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:12, archived)
# WOT
. . . is this "TV Burp" I read of, yet can't find?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# even Harry Hill didn't want the award last year for that
Even rocky has a montage
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# The whelk is
so small I could stand on it. you want me to stand on you little whelk?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# WARNING: WHELK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# WARNING: RECEIVED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# ENORMOUS BALLS.
I think I'm over the worst of this cold. In the last 14 hours
I've drunk two bottles of cheap wine and 4 cans of Grolsch. I've watched
Synecdoche, New York which deserves to be regarded as the film
equivalent of a smack in the mouth. It's like Proust's "A La Recherche
Du Temps Perdu" in that if you made it to the end of it, you either didn't
understand it or you're a fucking liar. Good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# B3ta loves you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Cool.
Got a link to google? I fancy looking something up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# .
lmgtfy.com/?q=google
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Ok. I wasn't a fan of that filum, but fair enough.
Have a *edited* snuggle for your labours.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Bless you and all of your kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# aww, that makes me wish i was fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# When I look at this
everything seems ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# my cats were doing this earlier
however as always, it lead to a fight
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Proust, in his first book wrote about/ Fa la la/ Proust in his first book wrote about/ He wrote about/ Proust in his first book wrote about the*BONG*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Great!
Now I don't nead to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Cliff Notes has let you down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I bought a second hand copy of
A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu and pencilled in one of the margins it said, "you have reached page 156 - very well done".
(twattybanjo, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Hahah
on the margin of page 2, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# woo
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I heard about this but I've never seen the pictures before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Ha. We watched the first 20 mins of Synecdoche the other day, and the dry humour about having cancer didn't really capture the attention.
My friend did actually watch to the end, but didn't really understand, or like, it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# O RLY!?
fermentation.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/balls.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# You might want to warn people that the links to a pregnant man.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# ...
Photobucket

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, FUCK YEAH! I have finished my CV :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# How many lies did you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# None at all actually.
Well unless you count me saying that "I enjoy playing the guitar in my spare time," as a lie, when I actually meant murdering prostitutes and shitting down their gullets?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Goodness.
Am I the only one who lies like a bastard when applying for jobs? And I think the guitar/prostitute thing was wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I really shouldn't think so.
Is exaggerating something the same as lying? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Nah. Exaggeration is truthful, by my standards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# That's fine then :D
It's basically just to explain away a gap in employment. I said I went travelling, by which I mean I got a bus a couple of times ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# :D
It was quite funny actually, in an interview I had about a year ago I said I had been away travelling for a bit. He asked where, I said the South of Spain. He asked where and I said Javea. He said, Oh, my girlfriends family have a place there, I have been a couple of times. Luckily, I have also been there a lot of times so was able to bullshit sufficiently. It taught me a very important lesson, always base your lies in some truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Maybe he was lying, in an attempt to catch you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, he definitely knew the place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I lie like a fucker
I told the job I have now that I know SQL inside and out, it was a bit of a mad week trying to learn it all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# You know Shaquille O'Neal inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# LOLOWLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# LOL! WOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Horologically hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He he
I larfed at this'n
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# *ducks*
*sucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Oh... my...
I wish harm upon you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Oh, I think so...!
:D



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Lovely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Oh hah hah.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# see I could be all the more Euro-enthusiastic
if they had a flag like this

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Holy roman empire 2.0?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Holy Roman Empire 2.0 Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# oh yes.
well that's essentially what it is, isn't it? They seem to want to aim their marketing at all the bedwetting liberals, for some reason, but let's face it, they're pro-centralisation, undemocratic and expansionist. If they could only summon up the gumption to be proud of it they could turn the conservatives to their side in an instant, because what could be more conservative than going back a millennia or two?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Oooh, "Little bit of politics"*
(and I don't really disagree)



Click for bigger (175 kb)


or I could have posted the "all politicians are liars" one


*Citation:Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It has struck a number of observers that way, yes.
Golden ages are so attractive from hind sight. And I say that with the
full pun implications. Interesting bit for me is, the structure also
preserves damn near all of the inherent failures of the previous eras.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# and why are they so fussed about Turkey joining?
Most of Turkey isn't even in Europe.

The answer should be obvious. CONSTANTINOPLE. Yeah, get that back off the Ottomans at long last.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I agree.
But the geopolitical positions of the nation states kind of
push in that direction, despite these old blood feuds.
Sort of emerges from the map in my way of looking at it.
Who has banner X changes faster than the small seas. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# everything goes right back to the beginning of civilisation, if you look at it.
the double-headed eagle dates back to the Hittites, 20th-13th century B.C. And then look at Iraq, where it all began, Saddam Hussein thinking he's the new Nebuchadnezzar, reconstructing the hanging gardens of Babylon and whatnot. And then Zionism. There's no such thing as the modern world. It all just keeps going on. It's kind of reassuring in a way. The Universe has a plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Rhythm, tides, beat-- all have been used to describe that.
Exposure to the wider world 1600+ makes an impact that changes the tone for me. I've
argued that the First World War starts a little after that --near the French&Indian war--
and hasn't fucking finished yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Cooooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I see two FSMs
wearing crowns
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# MUST....DESTROY.....INSECTS....

slight pose changes done : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Goddamn awesome
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# zapt it
awesome power
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Yes
Sizzle that fucker
(JoePesky, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# *squeal*
That's awesome! And duly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you sir/madam,
are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Dig this.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Vanished . . . and . . . Vanquished !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# exellent
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# OH HELL YES.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Leave insects alone!
This little fellow hunts in the blinds next to my chair blessim

IMG_1471

He's a young'un, and growin up all the time

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)
# clickclick :D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 7:44, archived)
# this reminds me of The Heart of Darkness :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 8:26, archived)
# I imagine you were a huge fan of Earthworm Jim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I was thinking this very thing.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# this reminds me of Another World/Out Of This World
(likeajackhammer, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] If this won't shift it then nothing will....
(Faye Tality, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Smooth moves...
(Spikey, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Pfft!
Yay! B3ta has become an 80s sitcom :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I farted
and poo came out...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Shart
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Timmys understudy in panto was a little overqualified.

deris- img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00872/SNN2209A-280_872305a.jpg
and sauce- www.johnmilesorganisation.org.uk/userimages/Timmy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# The gay Prince of Bel-Air!
Yo Holmes, blow ya later!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# This ticks plenty of boxes for me.
A psychotic menace to society - Check
Peter Sutcliffe - Check ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Czech?
and I thought he was from Yorkshire
(Spikey, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# That time already?
Will have to stop.
(Wize, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# FRESH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Stamp Lick
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)

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