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Alien Harvest
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:08,
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how are those cows flying BEFORE they get caught in the alien tractor beam?
eh?? EH?? nicely though! reminds me of cyriak's moo.
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:11,
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It's an alien cow . . . harvesting the UFO !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:13,
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If a cow doesn't fart
the amount of methane contained in their intestines makes them exceptionally buoyant. Hence cow-balloon syndrome. Plus the phrase "Better out than in".
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:14,
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^ SCIENCE
FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:15,
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butter out than in?
/all the coats
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:16,
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Utter genius !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:18,
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butter genius
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:21,
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cheesy genius
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:23,
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cheesy knob
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:25,
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Stop milking it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:36,
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You got beef with him?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:43,
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I'll slaughter anyone who makes cow jokes.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:44,
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I'll moove along then...
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:45,
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I'm sure you'll churn up again.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:48,
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Sorry, I cud-n't help posting again.
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:50,
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Now you're branded.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:53,
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This is turning into some kind of steak-out
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:02,
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I'm gonna hoof it now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:08,
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Oh
pull the udder one...
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:25,
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But
Methane is heavier than air isn't it?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:50,
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Oh, they're just playing Earthville.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:34,
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Remake of the bindun?
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:59,
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Logical!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:07,
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LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:16,
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I'm just glad it's a woman.
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RarelyEvil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:30,
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Attention Whore Alert.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:39,
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*spangs in the Booleans*
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:12,
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"dum dee dum" :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:13,
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you iz cozy...*snuggles*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:15,
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Can I spam here please?
A lot of wrong numbers coming through for Duke of York, Crediton to my mate's 'phone - I want to drop a link here - I know it is no follow (unless enough people click 'I like this', of course) but if you could drop a link about to that URL I'd be grateful. CHeers, Me.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:31,
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huh?
is this a pub or a relative?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:48,
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what the shitting fuckery are you on about?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:57,
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You're saying what we're all thinking.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:01,
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at least he's not on fucking fire
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:07,
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the Tories would be in government already if they'd used this phrase instead
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:07,
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Eh?
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:00,
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Maybe we should all phone the wrong number
and say "Pedantichrist thinks you've got lovely legs".
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:16,
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Kate Owlsen . . . is one cool skater !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:16,
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Hi Crysta- waitaminute....
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:18,
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Awesome
Nuff said, click! :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:19,
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TA muchly :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:28,
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Lovin' these Owlies Elvis :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:20,
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cheers....really enjoying doin'em :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:29,
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Okay, owlet him out?
Woo1
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:22,
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owltastic!
...and that background's lovely.
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:25,
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Twit.
Woo!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:31,
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nicely squire
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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:D
click
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herman:D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:33,
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:)
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mutated monty ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:33,
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lovely
stuff
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:34,
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:)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:36,
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thas a nice owly Elvis :)
is he concentrating or a bit cross?
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:42,
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he's watching us watching him :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:47,
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if it wasn't for the lully hat
I'd be a bit scared of him
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spesh. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:51,
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Skaaaaaaaaaaaaating!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:56,
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hoot
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:05,
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*winces at the overwhelming cuteness of pic*
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:18,
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Aw, you love it!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:23,
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spiffy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:46,
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And here's a joke that must have been done to death...
I like to think it makes the lightsaber sound effect when in use. :)
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:09,
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:D
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:15,
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hehe
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:27,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:28,
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Hahaha
Awesome!
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:28,
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*laugh/sick/cry*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:30,
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Nice 'shop
.
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Oobla ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:33,
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herman:D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:34,
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for some reason this seems to get faster if I stare at it
woo though!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:38,
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you s.o.b.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:42,
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:/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:07,
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Is his head a balloon?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:08,
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Only one way to find out...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:11,
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It seems in your anger, you killed him. No, it's not true. I saw him. He was alive.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:17,
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We can rebuild him...we have the technology...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:18,
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Yes, we can!
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RarelyEvil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:31,
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Good job!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:41,
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He . . . Lium . . . enjoys rolling downhill !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:10,
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...and feel the wind on his balloon.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:13,
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hahahaha....you're gifted in all the right places
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:10,
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...not in my wallet...
...unfortunately!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:17,
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I KNOW!
I tend to drop my change a lot and the many, many ยฃ100-notes I carry, often get caught by the wind and fly away. Well, no matter... Many more where those came from, right?
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RarelyEvil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:35,
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i shall be your shadow from now on.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:43,
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hehehe
ace! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:11,
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:/
:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:17,
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excellent!
is he feeling a bit light-headed?
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:26,
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*POP!*...he is now!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:28,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:34,
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It's not funny...
...now he's just a headless, handless. legless body in a cart... :(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:46,
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Good Grief Charlie Brown.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:37,
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You should see Snoopy................ :'(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:47,
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Painting i'm currently working on :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:53,
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Watchmen?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:57,
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yep
still working on it though
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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I'm watching!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:57,
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**flashes**
ha ha didnt expect that did you! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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Haha
no, no I didn't.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:01,
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I am estimating the end result value of this will be high at auction . . .
I bid thee well !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:58,
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hehe
would be nice! although i did just get a commission for ยฃ150 - woop! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:00,
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You must have been reet annoyed
at whoever spilt that jam on it :D
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:04,
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hahhah
yes i was spitting feathers :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:06,
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Beanjuice!
When will you add windows to the alien mothership? Happy Puppyday!news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8101938.stm
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:05,
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i may just add
headlights :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:07,
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we paint because we must.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:13,
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i must
or i explode :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:26,
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good stuff!
you are prolifically arty...
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:30,
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hahhaa
well i try :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:26,
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WHo shot pacman?
Why do I keep double capitalising?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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hahaha
it was kenny ;)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:26,
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I didn't hear about this in the rumours.
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GazChap ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:48,
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I'm intrigued as to what he was originally doing in the last photo
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:49,
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Air guitar?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:57,
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Wiping his ass on $100 bills.
(now available for $10,000 each on ebay)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:58,
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FREESTYLIN!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:07,
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Hiding from Bill Gates's mosquitoes.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:15,
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the 'developers developers developers' dance
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:48,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:49,
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"i-plod"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:55,
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Damn your eyes.
If only I'd thought of that :P
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GazChap ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:56,
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iShot
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:56,
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Hah.
Veh good.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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YAY! Eat the rich!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:21,
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hehehe...
hoist by his own petard!
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:31,
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Swift and sinful.
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Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work... ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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if she turns round now she'll get a nice surprise:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:39,
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hehehe :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:40,
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There's an app for that...
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Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work... ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:40,
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Or will be disappointed
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:59,
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Take a byte out of that !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:43,
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Epic!
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tubaman ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:57,
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blah blah blah rhubarb rhubrab rhubarb
On that unspectacular bombshell - Milestones are always boring - I'm off to work.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:27,
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I say, well done
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:30,
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woo! weld un!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:31,
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woo - well done MAdam
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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well done :DD
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herman:D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35,
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interwebz congrats Mrs.
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:37,
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Nice count up . . . bring on more digits !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:41,
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:)
My 50,000th post was yesterday. I celebrated by posting some more.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:44,
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Post posting posts helps more posts to be posted . . .
post haste cool M x L + = !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:48,
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Whoop!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:52,
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woo
congrats - no nekkidness then :(
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:53,
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rhubarb iz tart.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:09,
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congrats on the impressive
digits, ma'am!
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:27,
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wipe clean surface you say? hmmmm
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06,
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cutting coke?
there's an iPad app for that :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06,
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gah ! mind-pissage.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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as I was posting I was thinking how it would offer grid lines
and recommended lengths :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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Closest you'll get...
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100 ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:12,
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haha thats great
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:13,
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haha
classy
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:13,
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Amusing
but the fact that there are people in the world who would pay real money to download an application like that makes me sad and angry.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15,
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Why?
You've presumably spent a bunch of money on a computer and you're using it to talk to self-confessed idiots :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:19,
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*bam*
and mofaha knocks it out of the stadium
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:24,
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I also download ringtones and have signed up to a text service to meet local single girls.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:34,
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Are these girls ready to CHAT and DATE?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:43,
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Oh yes!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:47,
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WIN
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:53,
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yeah
if i had a dollar, i'd buy a third of a pint of beer
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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Ch
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:54,
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ee
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:55,
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rs
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:55,
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ha!
that is fantastic. a very well presented bit of fun with technology. *runs to app store*
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:17,
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Brilliant :D
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:17,
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Hahahaha...
*Snorts* :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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I'm sure there's an 'app for that'
to help measure out lines
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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nicely done
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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haha
superb
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christhebarker ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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I figured the wipe clean surface
would be designed for the iFanboys instant orgasms when they get their hands on one.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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:D
far more likely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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my dentist said if i ate any more apples i'd break my jaw
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Shada ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09,
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Throw them at doctors.
It keeps them away, apparently.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:20,
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ha! very good.
what I love is that the BBC are carrying a headline "Apple set to unveil new product". Which if it were any other company on the planet would not be considered news.Hopefully that product will be a 9ft totem pole with a carving of Steve Jobs at the top and a special masturbation channel cut into the base.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09,
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WORSHIP YOUR DIGITAL OVERLORD
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Shada ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09,
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ha!
cue massed ranks of baying fans unbuttoning their flies and kneeling down.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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the apple wank plaque
or iWanque
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15,
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this
would make millions
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:24,
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maybe they'll get told off like they did for U2 and Clodpay
but I don't get the fuss, tablet pcs have been around ages. And far better things like the Wacom Cintiq that offer far higher levels of pressure sensitivity www.wacom.com/cintiq/
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:11,
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it's hilarious...
yes - tablets were announced at CES as the next big thing in ... 2001 I think. By Bill Gates. He was wrong, but still. This is hardly the robotic soul-slave we all keep waiting for every January.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15,
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BUT IT HAS AN APPLE ON IT
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25,
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i've been a tablet pc user for ages
it'll be nice not being the only tablet user in the village
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35,
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haha she's not doing it right doesn't it always have to be a £20 note?
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25,
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i can't wait to try one
for cutting coke on, of course
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:30,
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Jason was busy
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:57,
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*shouts nasally and pauses... after... every ...word...*
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:58,
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pfft
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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Hai lully!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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and
calls that humour!
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christhebarker ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:03,
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He is funny.
He's like a funny RSM - he's even got the little moustache. I like Andy Parsons.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06,
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He only seems funny on Mock the Week by comparison to Franky Boyle.
Anything becomes funny when compared to Franky Boyle.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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You big silly
Mr Boyle is ace.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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No, McIntyre is.
*gets coat*
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:17,
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You are wrong.
Boyle is ace. SCIENCE.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:25,
archived )
I think his jokes are often funny
but I can't stand his delivery.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:09,
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hahaha, he does doesn't he?
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:08,
archived )
Is it here yet?
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christhebarker ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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wonder if it gets broken as easily :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:47,
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Ah, but while it lasts
it will have many many more believers.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:50,
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Ahahaha!
Top Shop!
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Joliet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:47,
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Burtons
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:50,
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Bon Marche
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Joliet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:51,
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Principles
for men
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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Is that a burning obama in the background?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:51,
archived )
Pfft!
Is that Patrick Steward?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:53,
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hahaha! Brill :D
so what actually is it, an oversized iPod touch, with eBook support?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:55,
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Looks that way.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:57,
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fuck that then
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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I think you mean
WOW WHAT COLOURS DOES IT COME IN??
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:02,
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cor, I MUST buy one! TO THE APPLE SHOP, POST-HASTE!
or I could check my email on my phone, then pop into Waterstones and but a book. With real pages. Honestly, I don't know what all the facination with this iThings nonsence is
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:04,
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I read somewhere (NOT on an iTablet)
that brandnames and logos light up the same areas of the brain that religious symbols do in believers. I think that says it all.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:06,
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Ha ha! Steve Jobs
looks like Rigsby in that pic. Miss Jones!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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Oh Vienna!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:02,
archived )
very good
and apt.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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we've got
an apt for that
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christhebarker ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:11,
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:)
I believe anappforthat.com already exists. you might be in luck with anaptforthat...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:15,
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I CAN'T TAKE THE EXCITEMENT!!!
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Reverend Dan ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:28,
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old tech, baby...old tech!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:24,
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Inspired by Southpark. Fighting around the galaxy!
(
Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work... ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Conquering worlds, one midair phone at a time
(
cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:41,
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Makin' movies, makin' songs an' foightin' 'round the worl'.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:43,
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Crowe's acting summed up in one facial expression
Noice!
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Joliet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:52,
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The full version of the poster was a bit much, I thought.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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Haha
You don't post enough.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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pffft
you are a COMPLETE LOON! Brilliance sir Pure Brilliance It's No Dark Hams, but I'll let you off this once ONCE mind...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:30,
archived )
hahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:31,
archived )
that's horribly well done
sorry to TJ but the Daily Fail right now has this as its top story Me am write best do the do the headlines
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:31,
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Who wants to hang around with a bunch of scrubbers anyway?
what?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:33,
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I meant to the typing errors more than the subject
It's like they get themselves really irrate first and then start typing while holding their breath
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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The what errors?
:D Damn your ninja edit
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Was going to say 'Am I missing something? I can't see any typos.'
then I saw 'pays for pays for'. The first sentence is very clumsy too.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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Fucking hell.
I thought you'd mocked this up, it's worthy of Chris Morris.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:53,
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sorry, should have said unshopped
and circled the crap journalism too
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:14,
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Daily Mail...
that would require one fucking big circle.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:57,
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Haha, jesus that looks like it's come straight out the Framley Examiner!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:05,
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fantastic fella :)
and what mofaha said ^up there^
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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Concurs
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:33,
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Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! *click*
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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Ha! That's put me off Cameron even more
looks like i'm going to have to vote Lib Dem, even though Clegg is another Blair clone
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:55,
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oh very much yes
looks like they forgot the full-body waxing pre-photo session.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:13,
archived )
Ew hahaha!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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hahaha!
brilliant.
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:23,
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhahh brilliant
best of the whole fucking wagon
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:03,
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Gods and men said it was not to be, but they wouldn't listen!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:24,
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aw
wrongcute
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:25,
archived )
:)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:30,
archived )
Ha!
Not as wrong as Kermit & Miss Piggy. External fertilisation anyone?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:26,
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what green and smells of pork?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:27,
archived )
The rasher of bacon that fell down the side of my cooker?
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:28,
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lets say yes
saying 'Kermit's cock' is too gross
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:30,
archived )
The version I heard was 'Kermit's finger'.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:34,
archived )
Love conquers all.
Hot sweaty squirrel/lizard love. Do lizards sweat?
(
Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:26,
archived )
yes
that's why they never wear a jacket
(
twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:50,
archived )
Gah!
Squizzard, or Lizirrel?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:27,
archived )
aww
ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:29,
archived )
Why, thank you.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:31,
archived )
cool
:)
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:29,
archived )
Cheers!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:30,
archived )
Awwww
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:30,
archived )
Aw
Theirs is a love that can never be :O(
(
Joliet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:55,
archived )
It can! They will conquer all and grow old together!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:32,
archived )
What is a squirrel by any other name?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:27,
archived )
That's very good
most cuddlesome... Duly clicked
(
Dr Frank ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:28,
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Is it a bird...?
(
Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:11,
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mrs monstrinho and i are enjoying the new series of Chuck
she, because she can letch over Brandon Routh. I, because i can letch over Kristin Kreuk. pair of pervs that we are.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:16,
archived )
What about that Baldwin fellow?
he must float someones boat in your household?
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:19,
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the fake Baldwin?
Sophie Monstrinho the 2 yr old thinks he's some sort of upright doggy i think.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:22,
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Ha! She will go far
yes, he is a fake Baldwin. I spent years assuming that he was one of the Baldwin brothers. What an asshole.
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:23,
archived )
Upright doggy sounds all kinds of wrong.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:23,
archived )
haha
leave my daughter alone you paedo!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:24,
archived )
sounds...kinda...sexeh
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:25,
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Well I must say, he's not been drinking his milk today
(
cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:19,
archived )
I'll be honest, I'm rissing a bit here.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:21,
archived )
Me too.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:25,
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I just find their logos very similar...
:D
(
Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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A bird?.....hell no!....it's WONDERWIDDY
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:22,
archived )
AAHHH!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:31,
archived )
(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:08,
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Also:
(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:41,
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(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:21,
archived )
COR!
:D
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:12,
archived )
Oooooooo...
Wooooooooooooo..
(
CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:25,
archived )
Cocktail Time!
(
Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:58,
archived )
Hmmmm
Where they sold?
(
cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:59,
archived )
Gimlet, son of Groin
(
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:05,
archived )
Hahahahaha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:07,
archived )
*office LOSS*
Laugh out Silently....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:07,
archived )
:D
/Bored of the Rings
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:07,
archived )
haven't read it, but it's an obvious joke
(
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:10,
archived )
And my Lime!
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:06,
archived )
I like gin
but apparently no-one else in the world does
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:07,
archived )
i like gin
to clean my paintbrushes.
(
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:10,
archived )
"Filling a petrol car with diesel is like filling a woman with gin - you know that some time soon it's going to break down."
John Simmons
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:15,
archived )
sounded more like Swiss Toni
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:26,
archived )
"Can you not see
I'm having a nervous breakdown?"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:32,
archived )
I....................................................know.......................................................my......................................................place
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:58,
archived )
hah!
very good!
(
Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:59,
archived )
Pfft!
"Look up to him, as he consistently produces FP material..."
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:59,
archived )
That's a lovely bowler hat monkeon's wearing
:D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:04,
archived )
Haha!
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:05,
archived )
Well it does help, what with him being a mod and Fping his own work and all...
there may be elements of untruths here, but it does seem that way sometimes...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:06,
archived )
Ummm
Naughty
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:22,
archived )
hahahahahaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:02,
archived )
I will not replace the men with the cat.
I will not replace the men with the cat. I will not replace the men with the cat. I will not replace the men with the cat. I will not replace the men with the cat.
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:05,
archived )
*nose laugh*
(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:09,
archived )
excellent work.
:)
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:24,
archived )
Arf!
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:53,
archived )
grrrrrrrreat!
(
monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:06,
archived )
....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:46,
archived )
*eets lectric appel* *dyes* *wiz last breth sez* woo!
(
..wil ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:49,
archived )
hahahahahahahh
great stuff that Lobster'll sort her out and he's got his anti-possession cone on too!
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:50,
archived )
He's Back
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:53,
archived )
Just like the one
the serpent tempted Eve with... probably had Farmville/Bejewelled pre-loaded on it.
(
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:51,
archived )
Nicely :)
*Awaits pro/anti Apple comments*
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:58,
archived )
I'm post-Apple.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:06,
archived )
I'm having a pro-lapse
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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I'm Ttssattsrcore.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:27,
archived )
Does you core contain pips?
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:37,
archived )
nice techno pomme!
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:59,
archived )
argh, now I need a new set of iTeeth to replace the ones I just broke on that thing!
ace :D
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:03,
archived )
:D:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:10,
archived )
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