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#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# You should be making games Microwave these are awesome
GJM :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Well,
I have made two
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Really? point me in their direction :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Cheers, Microwave
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Is your music guy
the same one who does those grotesque videogame paintings?

www.gamesetwatch.com/2006/03/gsw_interview_handre_game_box.php
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Yeah
He's kind of creepy but a good guy
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)
# cool
:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Tall Stump is such a good game
played through many times :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Spike turtle doesn't look happy to be accompanied by flying squid
I like sand crab :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# FIGHT


these are great, Microwave job
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# S& CRAB
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# sand crab looks tasty
and i like flying squid
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# From the "Thanks, ants. Thants" school of thought.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# We have that lamp in the hall. I point all the lights down, forget I did so, and walk into them.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I have a similar one in my bedroom back home, and can't stop tinkering with the direction of them.
NOOO I could optimise light better than this dammit. Where's that protractor.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# You're a lux whore.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Without proper illumination I'm just a Plain Jane :C
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# What a sad story :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I'd just try to make it look pretty.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Yeah well I'll be the one laughing when, for some reason, I need to be perfectly lit while stuck between the ceiling and far wall of my bedroom.
Bitch.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# TOP CRAMP

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# They fly! Yippee!
GJM
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# The Spike Turtle looks very unhappy.
GJM
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# watch out...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
I may have nightmares about this...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# sexily disturbing bear
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# O HAI!
Nice to see some mictomation :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# the real dixon balls has been deleted!!
what the hell?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Yep
Was easier than trying to get some people to write a couple of lines of SQL code to delete some archived material
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# ah
i imagine you were busted for something then?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Sort of
Was more of a proactive measure ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
well, i hope everything in your world is lovely
and that i get an opportunity to buy you a pint in the real world in the not too distant
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# future
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# :) Hopefully so, would be very nice, Sir
Things aren't too rosey at the moment, but nothing that can't be fixed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# with SUICIDE!
mwahahahahaa
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# same here ol' chum
heart problems
redundancy
etc
et fucking cetera
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Aye, redundancy here too :(
Beerteim is needed.

Sorry to hear about the heart old chap..I guess it's all that being sexy putting a strain on it
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# it could be worse
you could be trapped in my sex dungeon
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# or my sex loft-conversion
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# or my sex shed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# or indeed, my sex garage
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Or on the back of my sex bike

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# cor!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# what about your sex futon?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# oh my no
futon? SO 1990's dear
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# they're very uncomfortable
and not good for shagging on
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Hello, bear.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# HEEEEERREEEE'S CCCCHHHUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S CHUMPY!
EDIT: damn you, micto!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# i neatly sidestepped it
but someone else didn't...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Australian Dog Food
I visited Australia in 2006 and was startled by a discount brand of dog food on sale in supermarkets there. The dog food was called "CHUM" (with chicken) and its advertising slogan was "So Chumpy You Can Carve It!"
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# HEEEEERREEEE'S CCCCHHHUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Whole lotta mindpiss goin' on
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)
# haha lovely!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# 3FUCKINGDEE
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# lol :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahaha

those lips have gotten some serious mileage by me
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# O HAI SECONDMOSTPOPULARSMILINGLIPSINGOOGLE!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I hope that wasn't a load bearing wall
's got a hole in it
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# i was trying to make the wall transparent, but i failed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Na it's a good job
I just felt like trying to get the word bear in
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# oh yeah
didn't spot that
*spangs*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I can't bear this any longer
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Good Grief!
Optrex required, deffo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# All bears look this sexy
All of the time.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# WALLBEAR
IS WATCHING YOU!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# The Eyes!
The eyes! The lips! Oh crumbs!

Woo!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# did this for dave!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Nicely!
woo yay
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# How do you draw these?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Can of spray paint on a wall

I hope
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Drawing on the wall upsets mum and dad.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# He's a big cheater!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# omg wtf clickies!11
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Latest Zombie.....


(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# nice Zombie :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Very nice, Rev!
Oh, I mean...

Very nice, daverule.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Nice Zombieage!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
thanks guys, much appreciated! shame he had to wear such a fucking gay shirt in the pic!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# looks like a rugby shirt
 
'nuff said
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
nope, tis the shirt of a queen (he's a raging bummer and not afraid to scream it!)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# you're not really him
are you?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# shhhh, you'll blow my cover
pfft
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# old Zombie.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i like this
and it reminds me that zombieland comes out on dvd tomorrow
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ahhhhh sweet
I totally missed that at the pictures

cause my friends are pikers and I couldn't be arsed going alone
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# i went with my cousin
from what i've heard, the film shown at the cinema was cut to ribbons, so i'm expecting plenty of extras on the dvd
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# That's dead good that is :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Looks like some kid burnt his neck

nice work
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# he didn't like it
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
it was me cos he sent me the gayest ever pic to work with.... i said no smiles and he sent me this...



bumhole
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
# rugby players!
they say they don't like it up 'em, but they do!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
oooh no, he certainly ain't a rugby player.... but he loves it up him!!! im a bloody rugby player and Im fairly sure i harbour no fantasies whatsoever to insert my winky into another mans botty, especially if it looks anything like my own!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# methinks he doth protest too much
;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
only if there's a winky near my bum and its not my mine!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# *cough*closet*cough*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
but thats where i keep my high heels... aaaah batshit ya got me
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# How queer.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# are you finding christmas presents in there?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
no, just a white dog poo and an old lady claiming she invented the banana
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# she didn't invent it
she just stole the patent
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
#
i know, it was a duck called neville who really did it.. he lives in a cornflake packet in Shaftesbury bnAvenue
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# i hate that duck
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)
#
he stole my quavers
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# FUCKING QUAVERS-STEALING DUCK!
i love quavers!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Agreed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# earcock :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# iObject
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# hamster needs more sparkly bikini
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Easy for you to say !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahaha!
sutherland shower curtain
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# 4 Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Hamster interruptus . . .
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Dawkins is a fraud!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What will Apple's next innovation be?
Don't ask me as I have.....

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ^^
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ^^^
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# stupid hat
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# i know, i've only got one head!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Maybe I can help with this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Fucking hell

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Also: good evening kids

anything happened here today?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# not much
i got bored and drew a cock
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# oh dear I misread that as "grew"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# if i could grow a cock
do you think i'd be spending my time on here?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# It's easy to grow a cock
you need a number of fertilised hens eggs one is bound to be a cock
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# PENIS
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# It's True!
;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# this is not the cock i'm looking for
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Star Trek III - The Search for Cock?
:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# NO
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I hope so being an Aethist I would like to have all bases covered in case I'm wrong :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# *photoshops out the legs and cock*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Zero concept buck?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING PISSHAMMERS!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# both Tate and Jobs, frankly.
That bloody* (max)iPad is a disgrace.

* intentional
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:18, archived)
# indeed
*purses lips*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# MOST ANNOYING 'COMEDY' ACT EVAR*
*possibly. I haven't seen every comedy act ever so this isn't solid
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# watch phil jupitus' stand-up show quadrophobia
i almost pissed myself!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I most definitely will, when I get the opportunity!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# it hasn't been shown on telly for years
but if you can find it anywhere, it's well worth it
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] In Stores Soon...........
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# iHope not
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Pah, i would't piss on it if you paid me.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# *pays Thor to take a pregnancy test*
Sorry, it is one of my fetishes.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# you sicko!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I know right?
Another one of my fetishes is getting aroused by words ending in "ian".
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# FREUDIAN
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Most likely ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# dalmatian
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I am an authoritarian martian who's an Aquarian
just recovering from a Caesarian performed by a draconian, Egyptian physician with gentian hair.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# new pants for redsushi
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# By me :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# You stud!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# pirate loris


for smashmonkey :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Arf!
CHEVYRON!

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Yeah, thanks for that, Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:40, archived)
# That's not seth meyers
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# That's not seth meyers.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# what's going on here?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
#
..chevyron

possibly
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I think we are CHASEing him
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
why posting so many times?

edit oh just got it durrrrr
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# wtf :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# i'm looking and looking
but he's not getting any nakeder, sush
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Sorry, Chevy is Chaste.
LOL!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# hahahhaha!
Best comment of the night methinks!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I may post it to sickipedia :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Why are you being a fanny?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# -_-
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# i keep forgetting that means cunt not arse to you people
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I'm American.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# if i scroll down really fast
i think odd thoughts :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# yaaaaay!
i like peanut-nosed monkey!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# tis slo loris
with proboscis monkey nose - well spotted :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# i know my monkeys
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# All the better to smash them. Or smash with them, or get smashed on them, or whatever.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# not many people are aware
of the hallucinogenic properties of certain monkeys
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# does one lick them
like toads

or put them in tea...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# it depends
cappucins are good for dunking, baboons are for licking and orangutan hair is for smoking
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# really?
*googles*

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# don't trust google
this is information that only a secret society of animal imbibers know. i happen to be a member.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# haha:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# iWanttoseemoreofthissortofthing
 
woo!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I.P.Ad

*may not understand the image challenge*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# No comments?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:29, archived)
# please leave one
:(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# a nice twist
have a click
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Thanky muchly
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# this says how i feel and stuff
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hey, do you know what's good for boredom?
Doing stuff!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# also wanking
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# That is doing stuff!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# This is computer art at it's best.
*clicks*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# and its most predictable
:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Bloody right too
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
# si
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I like it :D
hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
#




(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I am greatly confused by this.

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Hey! He stole my suitcase!
Ooh, oh, I mean... someone else's... my friend's suitcase, erm... Yes! My friend... erm... DAVE... He stole *Dave's* suitcase. Dave is such a pervert. Tsk.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Is it true that the channel "Dave" is called "Dave" because they only employ one bloke - called Dave - whose job it is to introduce programmes and press play on the video machine?
Because that's what I heard.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# But his name
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Maybe Dave just presses play then
It's a larger, more professional operation than I thought.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Aye, right up there with L!VE TV ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
that is deeply disturbing
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# hehe, nice
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
amazing
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Does the sign in the background say "Argh the Physics, the Universe!"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:15, archived)
# as read out by the hunchback of notre dame
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# lolwot?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# "
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Supermassive Black Slab
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
marvellous
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# This week is a good week for writing.
TRUFAX!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:01, archived)
# true this.
i wrote my first short story ever. I only did it to annoy the missus and prove that it wasn't that hard, but i was rather pleased with the result nonetheless.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# For those about to write, we salute you!
Keep up the good work, sir.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# nah, i've acheived my passive agressive belittlement of her hobby. i'm good :) (and joking)
if you have a few minutes to spare you can read it at

www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1641071-All-the-Time-in-the-World

it's only 1100 words so it won't take you long.

and it has squirming things and the post human earth and the end of the world.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# What purpose immortality if you can't have an endless supply of wine, eh?
Cheers!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:21, archived)
# it's probably the first thing i would install in my indestructable tower :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ORTHANC!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hmmm. It was good.
I liked the connection between the light and the wine. And the trapped immortal theme.

Could do with some editing, though. A few sentence restructures, that sort of thing. (like I would know, I'm a scientician :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# fair enuff. it was written in one go with no real editing. i may go back and tweak it if i can be arsed.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# In one go? Then I am pretty impressed.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
# in one go and half pissed
i'm like hemingway me. well good at writin' 'n' shit.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# excellent news
I have sketched out the first two episodes
Don't worry about episode 1/pilot or Antiques ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Then ours will be the only show with two first episodes..
.. huzzah!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# woo
to the yay!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Homeboy
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Trust Spock !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:08, archived)
# It's his damn Vulcan physiology..
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# i'm a plumber Jim! not a doctor!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# McCoy moonlighting, again? He's such a cad..
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# battling imperial forces?
there's an app for that
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha this is superb!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# For Joe Scaramanga
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I hear that if ratings have slipped sufficiently by hour twelve of the current series of 24, it turns into this.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Up in smoke !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# you clever so and so
: D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I have counted up,
and this is officialy 17 kinds of win :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# He's a lad & I like his dad.
Woot!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Donald is indeed the superior Sutherland
Woo pic!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I fucking love this
Why is there not a 'I Fucking Love This' button?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh!
 


woo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
WIN!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Now if the Beeb employed scriptwriters
like you it would be worth watching again.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I keep telling them this
but for some reason they won't credit my production company Shitcunt Productions.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# muhahah!
fucking emos!

don't you just want to punch him
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# why would anyone actively want to look like a skewered ribena berry?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Mabe he gets off on getting hit.
Often.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Looks like someone already did
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# him?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# actually forget gender specifications
we need a new animal classification for these pathetic whiny shits
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# LEAVE THE FAT EMO ALONE!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Oh dear
Emos; Goths sans the irony

No wonder it took off so well in the States...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# No. I don't want mascara on my knuckles.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# On the wings of a dove it dove !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# My Mrs got some of those clungecloths with wings.
They are just sitting in the cupboard as she lost the remote control.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Well . . . at least she won't have to worry about replacing the batteries !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Every cloud and all that.
Still, more washing though.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Hello.
How's you?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Melkie Brooks
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Pearl's a schlemazel
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# haha
did you shop his leg on too?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# It's all Mel, baby
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Are you hiding an elephant?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# A marriage maid in haven !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# that leg...that leg
it looks like it's been...roasted
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Yes, I concur. THAT LEG!
:(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :3
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# krazy tits
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha
"Can I weigh your tits?"

"Oh alright, then."

"Wa-HEY!"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# iAte that !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# iPutMyHeadOnBackwards
iBrokeMyNeck
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# iZombie
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Boo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# that's dave lister aicmfp
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# RACIST
..or something
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I'll be there!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Oh dear,
yet another billionaire B3ta member with nothing better to do but hang out with the space cadets.
lend us a tenner : p
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# In space no one can hear a tree fall in space does it make a sound if you can't hear it in space?
In space.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Also how much space could a spaceman displace if a spaceman could displace space?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# he would displace the space otherwise displaced by space
surley??
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *asplodes*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not surly, you jerk.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# But I can't pronounce your username......
0_o
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Heehee!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Tostidas
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# "This Hatter"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# it doesn't matter
unless it's dark matter


or something
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# displacement is equal to mass
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# How can you displace nothing, or that which you have no effect on?
RIDDLEMETHIS.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# It is an illusion...
...what appears to be nothing displaced, is actually a huge bulge on the outer rim.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# a huge brown bulge on the outer rim?
*gets Toilet Duck*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# course it makes a noise
it's a big fucking tree, innit?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# she sells satellite shells on the sea shores of tranquility
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# But space is infinite
That's a long way for a tree to fall
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# There's no moon like a new moon and there'll be no new moon for him !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# new moon?...what's wrong with the old one?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# It's too brown man !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Except he's just cancelling a white elephant and actually upping NASA investment
including: "Monday's funding boost would enable America to extend the operation of the International Space Station from 2015 to at least 2020"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# yeh
but sitting in a tin can isn't walking on the moon
(unless you are refering to musics, in which case Bowie is better)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# The ISS should be jujst as famous as the moon landings
unfortunately most modern news agencies ignore space because reporters are generally scientifically illiterate.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# It's awful
Being illiterate
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Meh, it's hardly rocket science...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ..............................................................................................
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# baked beenz haz hard lifes
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# This is what I'm doing today. Although not as quickly.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# THIS IS MY LIFE
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# That game was ace.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# hehe
similtaneously the most depressing and one of the most innovative games I've played :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# i got stuck at the t.v.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Switch to GOD MODE
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# well that about sums up my day..... :D
utterly ace!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# he's being watched by a row of baked beans at the top
...................................

there they are again!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# 00000000000000000000000000000000
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Routine is a matter of routinely routine performed routinely . . .
nice cap !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# redundant is redundant
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# You can say that again . . . and again . . .
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# i would would would would would would would wiosmn w sjodlwmw,
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# In the words of Joe Scaramanga
"Tuesday is just like Monday, only worse."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# mmm I feel like chips
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# What
You're wearing a gay helmet and shades and speeding about the desert on a 1970s police bike?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha................lovin'it x 10
I reckon there's room on that(you know what)page for this lil' bean
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# i go click my heels now.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Likes this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Well,
that's my biography done then. (Apart from the hat)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
:)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:18, archived)
# haha
and at the end he climbs into a little grave and shovels the dirt over himself
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

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