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# I like to offend people when I cook
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Eugh.
Is that what's in the pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# It's made with love
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It looks like it's made FOR man love.
look at that inviting looking hole that's a bit like a chocolate starfish..
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# gollocks to you too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Twiglet!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *rogers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now you've learned how to make beans on toats and you're fed up with it
what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# being dead funny on here
not showering or wearing trousers
getting up around lunchtime

how's you beeyowtiful?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Ooh you're a dirty layabout!
I'm alright, ta. At the opposite end of the scale from you. Not enough time for arseing around. 'cept today that is. I'm about to go to an audition (singing in a choir) and should be practicing instead of stuffing my face with ice lollies :)
I hope you find suitable employment soon but to fill in time you can always give us some lovely recipes!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# we've had gollock pie
and tarte tatin on here today, and some homebrew. b3ta's doing alright without me getting all Delia on them.

what kind of choir? Gospel? Ice lollies is good for the throat. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# GOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# vvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvv

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# DAWG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Dogs with human eyes are funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes they are.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# What you say?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# 801 locks?
that's going to be one chewy pie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# not if you know someone that can make a bump key
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You're cooking bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they're gollocks
it's pretty rude to misspell that kind of shit when they've spent all day cooking it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
#
I've yet to met a dutchman who can say a convincing 'bollocks'
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Freaking terrorists are stepping it up a notch.

Sneaky bastids
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# they dislike our western culture
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# The muslins are poinsoning our dna
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Pea
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Go on...go on. Ask me again...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Here's my card...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Can I borrow a Tenner?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# No luck
I hear he only carries knives and lint in those pockets.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Bad video-coding joke, not really worth a new post.

Full size
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# RIS, but WTF it's got Leeloo in it so it wins in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# the bottom?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# You've gotta have experience
with encoding video to get this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha..
This is good. so are some of the pics of people impersonating leeloo on google images :)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Joker gave me AIDS in the DNA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# An occasional series
where pop stars explain the intricacies of the internal combustion engine.


Next time Sparks Plugs, This flash is big enough to make the engine run (NER NER NER NER).

Please feel free to join in.
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# What a Wankel rotary
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# pfft for silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Er
erm
Radiohead Gasket.
Anti Freeez.
Two pis-tons of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Midnight Oil pump
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Axle Rose
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Wheel-jack Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Frank Sinatra-nsmission
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The crumbliest First Officer in the world
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The nearest font I can think of is: Cocon Regular Condensed.... close, but a bit too rounded.
www.itcfonts.com/fonts/font/pid/418817/FF+Cocon+Regular+Condensed/detail
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Cheers moley!
I've worked out it's a Proprietary Lloyds of London font, based on the Sansa font family ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Well done Holmes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Thai people are dirty racists
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# VAGUELY RELATED ALTERNATE TEXT ON EXISTING PRODUCT POST

Is Batman considered science fiction? I'm going with 'no'. Closely followed by 'not really'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# AIDS only happened because of people like you fucking all the monkeys
I am channeling the batmand baddies if you can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Fucking monkeys is what made this country great.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Sometimes I agree with this argument
Other times I want to start shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Yum!
Have some poems.
www.b3ta.com/board/9931997
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Damn
I'm a sucker for a Star Trek joke
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I made these


Saw the post by cake lady and thought I would share this.

Been doing these for the past 6 months and saved a fortune.
Age it for a month and tastes like a good german white.
Better than a 5 quid supermarket job at any rate.
Takes 2 weeks to brew and a week to clear.

Works out about 40p a bottle.

recipe per gallon
1 litre carton 100% pure orange juice.
1 litre carton pure pressed white grape juice.
1½ lb sugar.
1 tsp nutrient
G.P. yeast
½ tsp tannin
1 tsp Pectic Enzyme
1 tsp glycerine
Water to 1 gallon

Desolve sugar in a pint or so of boiling water.

Stir all the ingredients into 1½ pints cold water till well mixed and aerated.

Top up to 1 gallon, check initial S.G. which should be about 1.090 and adjust if necessary.

Ferment as usual under air lock. Rack at 1.000 (or ferment to dry and back sweeten) and add 1 crushed Campden tablet plus potassium sorbate.

Not my recipe, got it from another forum.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# You've bottled your piss for the past month.
Go on on admit it. We're all friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# My piss doesn't have that tangy aftertaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# eat more lemons
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Eat beetroot
for a red.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Tannin....
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# You can probably buy cooking sherry for cheaper if that's your thing.
Wine is not expensive these days - maybe look for some australian piss.

Everyone went crazy on vineyards in beautiful climates five years ago and you can get that shit for $2 a bottle over here, can't be much more over your way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# 40p for a bottle? Not sure
Besides I cant stand bad tasting wine.
This tastes good!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Well as long as you like it I can't argue with you
I wish you all the best on your moonshine endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah it is nice, friends and family keep asking for more.
Funny you mention moonshine, I was looking into making a still a while back....

Decided not to as I need my vision intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# When I was a teenager my friends and I made a spirit from potatoes and fennel.
We called it "anal cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# you should work for Brewdog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I'd rather make alcoholic curry
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# SHOTS OF 40% VINDALOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I made chili vodka that was really good.
1 litre of cheap asda vodka
40 chopped fresh peppers
3 table spoons clear honey
mix and leave for 3 months.

Strain through a filter paper and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Cheap vodka poured through a water filter a few times is actually quite palatable
mix it with melted mars bars or skittles if that is your thing, I prefer to just drink it neat (filtered).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Try a water filter with an activated carbon pluggin.
Even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Activated carbon absorbs all the intoxicants in your blood
that's why they give it to people that have overdosed on whatever.

Filtering alcohol through it is probably a waste. DRINK A WINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Haven't used one myself to be honest
But it's what they supply with those cheap moonshine kits to get something that doesn't taste of meths.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Wrong, activated charcoal doesn't adsorb ethanol significantly.
They use it for larger toxin molecules.

/pedantic bastard
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I went...
...for a check-up once. They stupidly asked for a urine sample. Last time I was asked for one
they needed the first deposit of the day as it were. Now, we all now the 'First of the Day' is
a bit of a monster. I'd had a few lagers the night previous and looked for a suitable item
to 'house' the sample to take to the doc's. The only thing remotely big enough was an old,
empty coffee jar which I duly filled like a reacehorse with red hot piss.

There I was in the waiting room, with a coffee jar full of luke warm piss inside a Tescos bag.

I was then called and handed over the jar only to be told that I could have done a 'Ickle bit'
in one of those sample bottles.

She smiled, took the jar and emptied my re-cycled lager into her sink...

...oh how I blushed...

::
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# She would have binned it even if there was only a little bit
If it's not in a sample bottle, there's too much likelihood of contamination from the container to trust any results.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Some instructions say that you are meant to capture the middle bit.
So you have to piss for a bit, capture some in a sampler, then go back to pissing. It's a recipe for disaster...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I was one of those people that handed out and accepted those small piss bottles
why didn't you just read the instructions?

I'll never forget the day I walked into the lab with a bag full of murder victim's poo. Didn't need a jar full of that either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# They just said 'You will be required to provide a urine sample'
Well, I always say 'Be prepared!' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i refuse to give urine
samples - they are always asking for them for diabetes checks - then i also refuse to give blood samples :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# "tastes like good german white"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# There's heaps of lovely German wines
- be startling if there wasn't given that there's no real difference between south east France and south west Germany bar the language. It just tends to stay in the domestic market. I wouldn't touch a German wine you'd buy in Britain except if I'd run out of screenwash for my car.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# don't knock a dry Riesling or gewurtztraminer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Gewurtztraminer?
Why not just eat a bowl of pot pourri and say you're done with it!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# My word I think this is the most cultured argument I've ever seen on an internet Forum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Trust me
Drinking a lot of wine does not equal culture.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# True...
But the fermentation of beers and wines along side agriculture is one of the driving forces behind groups of humans moving on from hunter-gathering and forming collectives.

Or, that could be a load of bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# No it certainly is true
it's just that people have other reasons to meet these days. You need a pretty special group if you're going to get 100 people to all meet in a paddock to drink dirty spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds more like dogging...
but point taken.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I DRINK WINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
SO GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!! YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# bloody heathens!
best drunk with chinese food or curry

not on its own!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Spicy food goes well with a fresh pinot noir (duck, prawns, mint, chilli, coriander)
or on a hot day maybe a fresh riesling (prawns, garlic, scallops, lemon, basil)

Gewurtztraminer is for shadow-men, half-men and for dirty dirty men.

Let us drink some wonderful wonderful wine as manly stongmen.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I can live with those labels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# You're obviously quite wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This is exactly what I thought.
There's no such thing. Climate does not equate to soil quality does it?!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Rock me!
(AMadDayYes, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Is that you evil twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# :)
Oh and shelf Sharwoods = win!
(AMadDayYes, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# It looks like you're keeping deformed embryos
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# check initial S.G.
but i dont own a second suicide girl let alown a 1st one


(what the hell is S.G and how do i test it?)
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Etiquette demands I post a picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# So now I've got your attention, could someone please help me identify this font?


Muchos Appreciatos.

Edit: Oh found it. It's Sansa Lloyds...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# what font?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourfontidentifyingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# you meany
you could try this:

new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/

edit-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# If I say you are, then you are
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I bet you haven't even clicked that link yet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha triple bluff!
git!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Don't they have algorythms for that sort of thing?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# The algorithms have failed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Shake up the bits and bytes until they get back in place. You could also try re-threading the big-O.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# That sounds quite kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Is there actually such a thing as a font matchin algorithms?

I thought it was a B3ta in joke for badly matched fonts, much the way one would use 'SEAMS ok to me'

(e.g. In response to post with badly matched fonts... "What font matching algorithm did you use?")

Have I TOTALLY missed the point?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Haha
Yeah, new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/ tries to match on appearance, www.identifont.com/ tries to match by a process of elimination as you answer the questions.

Neither appear to be aware of my font...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# If you have, then that makes two of us..
..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I don't see why there can't be.
If you can OCR some text, by matching the skeleton of each letter, then each font would have letter backbones with different deviations from some ideal.

Or, at least, the difference between the sample font letters and each of the target fonts would be a measure which could be used to rank the candidate matches.

There might be some speedups to the search if certain letters were more discriminating than others, perhaps font-dependant, so that letters would be compared in order of discriminating ability.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# give this a go
new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/

edit: no - it doesn't get a match. The E is quite distinctive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# tried that :(
You'd think with an E like that it'd be easy to find. Maybe it's a custom one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# The "E" and the "F" match nicely. I like the slight bulge out on the "A", too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Well this is all very interesting I'm sure, but it doesn't help me much.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Looks like something from the eurostile family
but I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# 3-2-1
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Metal Mickey was cool... fact
Gimmie another thunderbuster grannie!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I knew I'd seen this somewhere before

Tripping the rift - ris - title sequence.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Finally scanned in the doodles I did at Doc When's Bash
There would have been more, but I was at the mercy of public transport and had to scarper early :\

Also; been practicing colouring in, cuz I think I'm crap at doing anything other than cell shading.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Doctor when's bday bash??
When was it? I believe i may have missed it in my busyness!

Bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# lovely work on the woman sitting down with the mad eyes
and that boggle eyed bloke too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Fab. Love the sausage and mug one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Cool : )
the colouring looks a little heavy. Like it could be lighter, a little less illustrative and more comic booky?? just an opinion (Don't get me wrong. I think you have all the skillz )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Chin-on-hand girl is cute.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# the girl with the sausage is brilliant....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# It is a delightfully nervous looking sausage.
... that might be the first time anyone has typed that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Is your talent bottleable?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *scroll-down office lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
as if a thousands mouse wheels cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Tony Hart likes this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# He is at one with the Force
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# haha
you clever man
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Helomorph ftw!
Ace Truckin', dude..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# gah! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ah, the old switcheroo, eh?
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Is that a body type I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Chaz vs Mesomorph - Live this Saturday on ESPN..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# good old chaz
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# 'Avin' a knees-up rand the old Joanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I still wanna see xenomorph
Plasticine facehuggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# What about:
neomorph;
zoomorph;
trimorph; and,
dismorphia?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahhahahah! bloody hell! Chaz should retaliate with a huge pair of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Tits retaliation

It's all the rage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Tit Pimp
Is the b3ta search not working?

#tit%20pimp
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# you can take morphing to far.



(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I bet you're good looking, Halibut, 'cos this is seriously great.
Have this, by way of humble thank you..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I'm not bad looking...
for a fish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# And if i wasn't so slow witted...
I'd have pointed out that you have a cute bod
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks.
Wanna see me do 100 press-ups?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# here comes....
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# LOL :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The Penis fetish continues *I'm getting a tad worried sir!* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Cor!
If I could I would do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Great, just great!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Massive laughs!
Wonderful stuff Toasty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Chortle!
*leans screen back* And available on Firebox I see! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)
# what's firebox?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Gumby says Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Hah Hah
Very wrong that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
#
hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I the 1,000,000th poster for this compo yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# OCP, yeah, you know me..
*drops gun silently on carpet*

EDIT: slight return, due to vanishing fred..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I have a t-shirt somewhere saying

I'm down with P2P
Yeah you know me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# OCP used bits of murphy after he was killed to make robocop
duh! thicky thick thick!

*belms.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# R
I
S
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Robocop Inspired Shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha! Donate your organs, or there will be *trouble*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# You have 20 seconds to turn in your liver

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# "Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a transplant happening"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel dirty now...




(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# you still have a Happy Shopper near you?
don't let Tesco find out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# then get your ASDA Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# "How long will you be staying?"
...."Twoooooo....ix"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Yes!
Woo, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *genre switches*
"say hello to my Lidl friend"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *Takes out DVD and puts in Spar Wars*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# That is brilliant.
Ah the good old days of Happy Shopper.
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I made this
tarte tatin, at the request of Mr Cakelady

(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# it looks like sick!
no only kiding, it looks lovely.

microsoft and apple? no brand loyalty
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Haha
incidentally that was the same day Mr CL got his iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Product placement!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# you are succeeding in making me hungry. That is not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# you need to have a bit of a tidy-up
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
*chases, wooden spoon in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *yakkety-saxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# tricky chaps
the tarte tatin, well done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
Thanks!
He ate it and 48 hours later he still lives...
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# you could try shooting him
bit messier but harder to get wrong
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# put your iphone on it and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I once mentioned tarte tatin in conversation
and the person I was talking to downright refused to believe that such a silly sounding thing existed..... Despite my protestations they thought I was pulling their leg :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# If you still know them
show them this picture
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Tart and Tan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# what the hell... Umpa-lumpa Pinup of the year 2008?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# THAT'S MY WIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# do you sing morality tales to her to get her in the mood?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# no
I just release her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# NOT SURPRISED
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha I wish that was real.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I expect there are websites that cater for sir's 'needs'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Needs more chocolate cake
Seriously funny baking incident happened to me on Saturday;

I was making buns (or cupcakes as the Yanks call them) on Saturday with the kids (helping me, not using them as ingredients) and I wondered why the mixture was a little thicker than normal

they were a little flat, but edible...

...turns out I'd only used one egg instead of two


How we laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Here is your more chocolate cake...
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1060759&l=645d293306&id=630430646
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# so what happened to the other egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# it went into another set of buns
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# that story isn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# You and your crazy baking hi-jinks!
Whatever next!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# And you took the effort to include your recent purchases!
WELL DONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# needs another 5 minutes if you ask me
then a quick charing over the top with a blow torch, a small drift of icing sugar and surve it with a nice dollop of lemon zested creme fresh.

mmm...


i'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Had to

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# They're my briends?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# best friends!
shame on you b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# The lyrics are "they're my friends"
Shame on YOU

THERE ARE NO BATS IN THIS HOTEL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# just listened to it again
you are right. I am wrong

I am a git

apologios :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well drag out a semi-relevant repost for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# XD silly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yeah but she was being stalked
this dame who was attending the same event got the wrong idea

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Tip top Twisty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
cheers - lovely to see Jeremy back as well !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
# "in jokes are never frontpaged"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Waitrose Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# haha
effective
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Makes a change from the spice pots I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# ^
Everything he/she said
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# he/she!
how did you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# CBC?
crudely baked?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# VIVA LA RELOVUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Well played sir!
(Lieut. Fuddy-Duddy Wie gehts, meine Shazi?, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
# It's shaped like a thingie!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Christine Pratt of NBH advised by Max Clifford to use proven Jade Goody sympathy strategy


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
the autobiography will be next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# also
2 WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Gail Porter is looking well these days
*hulls*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I've seen this!
It's actually Arnie inside trying to get through Martian passport control!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent work, Holmes!
*closes case*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahahah! I bet she's upset there will be no more "celebrity" big brother...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "I have sources"
So does Uncle Ben, love.
But he ain't in the Tories backpocket..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# TWO WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
#


Blog
(__, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Nice handbag, Joe

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
farm1.static.flickr.com/43/117171223_a23e58aa0a_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# That's a nice engine
classic space lego ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# thought you might like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# in my head
Joe is talking like Ritchie from Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# in my mind, patrick warburton
the voice of Joe swanson from family guy and played The Tick.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I love that man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Don't forget Brock Samson
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Oh! He's fixing them pipes good
Yeeeeeaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *crackly 70's funk bassline plays throughout*
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hows


this?

Too classy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Close enough, Joe.
Close enough..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Damn... my secrets out
I love how her knickers are halfway down her legs already!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
# paaaaaaaaaaaawk


Previously:
C
B

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)
# SCIENCE
And thanks for the new sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Gah, bloody science.
Science is why I'm trying to calculate magnetic susceptibilities at 11 pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Also, aren't we due a new image challange?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# not til this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Ah piss, it's Wednesday....
(we don't see the new until Thursday here...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# It's your own fault for being a forrin.
Now if you could just learn to be a bit more Tommy and a bit less Johnny, you'll get the new challenge on Wednesday evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Damn forrins
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
you loon

this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Beetroot on Mini-Stilts Wednesday has found a winner..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# You are soooo broken
it's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha
What fresh madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# it's a lifetime's work from a lifetime's study
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Sell them in slim leather bound volumes
and I reckon you would be rich by Christmas....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# hehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ZMIY_pQN4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahah christ
I'll never get that out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# this is why a united Europe can only be a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# poultry lols
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# That was a paultry response.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# are you accusing me of fowl play?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I'm certainly not chicken, if that's what you're suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)
# sounds to me like you're trying to duck the issue
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# There's no need to get into a flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# *flips the bird*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *hen pecks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *tars and feathers*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *wings it*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Oh stop clucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# you should be rooster it by now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *I love this*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Ah nice to see another post for us Avians........
Squaaaark
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# RAWRG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# the obiwan lego head at the back made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Them's Muggs, them is..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
nice


Almost-noons Howdy!

For Griffy: Proof:

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Proof, if such a thing were needed, that Oxo sponge weighs the same as Matchstick Bob.
Mornin', Forbes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# The results are back from the ISO
THIS IS VERIFIED!

Mighty Nibus - you should try eating more pies or a general 24-hour petrol station chiller-cabinet style diet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Or Adopt my "See if you can eat a full packet of Family size M&Ms Peanuts before you get to the M62 Junction on the M1



*wonders why he can't get into size 32 jeans any more....*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# 32!!!????
Ah, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# 30-anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 34
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I could do that easily
seeing as I about 250 miles away from there.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# PIES MY BOY
PIES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# now I'm going to Pizza Hut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Nothing ever gets him down..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# office geeky lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# he could do with a touch of Hammerite there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
Thats classic
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha
needs more Frank Sidebottom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# :D
Superb, back two especially
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# How're you fixed for the weekend, mon ami?
Got "Planet Hulk", "Sherlock Holmes", "Lovely Bones" & "Solomon Kane" to tempt you across the borders..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Han Solo looks like Ted Striker.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Over Rio Grande?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ah, Red Dwarf. How we miss thee..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Indeed we do...
Got so excited by the new series and then it turned out to be lame like a lame thing at lame university studying lameness.
Oh well at least we have the boxset to keep us happy.
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# That's a *Click* then!
Fantastic! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Ah, Blackadder. We miss thee, also..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# In other News first ever film of a Giant Stingray
giantstingray.jpg
thumb nailed a bit bigger then the last

news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8347000/8347644.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Durka-durka!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)

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