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# Chilbatross
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# he he
inspired by www.factcheck.org/demos/factcheck/imagefiles/Image/2007/April.May.June/5.29.07.Tax%20Spin/Rabbit%20or%20Duck%20Illusion.jpg by any chance?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# How rare!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Is it a rabbit? Is it an ugly bird?
NO! It's an abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# this is so under-commented it's unfair
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Haven't seen this film...
(davidcompression, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Yes. Yes I agree
unlike brasseye of course ;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Yes. Yes I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Death by lens flare

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I think it's shocking that they're charging his doctor with his death.
Forgive me for feeling they just want someone to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Maybe, I don't know much about the case to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Michael Jackson's BLARGH I'M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# lol
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha it's true as well
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha.
Well done. You obviously put in more effort than I did.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Ditto!!
(davidcompression, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Fly crash lands on motorway

Click for biggy.
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Highly woosome!
*clicks*

'lo everybody that remembers me :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Hello sir!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:42, archived)
# You!
*rugby tackle manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# ey up lad :)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i'd hate to see the car's windscreen
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Why didn't he use the flyover?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:35, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:36, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# uh-huh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Woo!

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# That is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# It was a fly by killing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I thought
That it had come off the fly-over

/coat
(biscuitsocks random gene expression, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Terrific!
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# It's brilliant!
the only thing I can see to do better is making the plane sign into a fly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# heheh, top shop!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Great shop!
Tredegar Park junction on the M4 if im not mistaken! Ebbw Vale line over the bridge.. Where are the wombles in their black and yellow 4x4's to clean it up though?!
(cochsedd, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# ^This.
Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# heh heh...black box should clear up how it crashed
it has got one hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Bloody fly-tippers
boom-tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 23:40, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# What next?
The Highway Cod ?
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Woo! Poor thing, but let's remember the good times
(oilcorner, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Fake.
Wrong time of year for flies.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The holiday planner. An easy take


Click for bigger (217 kb)
(sn00py, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# RUN AWAY SQUARE PACMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# A+++ would view again

How are you Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Bit shit truth be told.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# see your gaz
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Robobud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:08, archived)
# haha
this is fab hahaha *clickety-click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# You have ten bottles to comply
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Fantastic! *clicks*
Though I'd rather eat baby food than drink Budweiser. :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Belalugosi'sdad


HOW TO UNDERSTAND IT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Blob?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# you cunt xD
I EVEN PUT A LINK ON HOW TO UNDERSTAND IT ARHRHHGHGHG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I can't read :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Nice
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# EPIC WIN
Fantastic job F. I love you long time. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# clicks, you did it
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Bad... with food
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# shes busy sorting out the rude words people have rearranged the food packets into
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Ha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# :)
Arf! I bet she picked up the foul language she's using from them too.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha this is exactly what's happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Leeloo knows what "multi-pass" means

Think of this what you will.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# She's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I'll pay you five pence an hour to do my washing up if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# when do i start?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Air to Air Brush
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# that jet must have an impressive cargo bay
and now it be bingo time. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# remember to mark off the numbers that are called out
and if you are lucky enough to mark out the appropriate sequences, then remember you must shout 'HOUSE' in order for your claim to be heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# no, no no, you need to shout out "You sunk my battleship!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Bingo!!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Basilic Missle?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Yes
He can catch rabbits quicker this way
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# foooooooooooom
any US folk on who might know any printers in Atlanta GA?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Twenty seconds over Nacho Grande` !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Errrrmm
Indeed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Vin Lucas
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# He's actually quite good in Krod Mandoon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# ^this
been rewatching it on dave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Seconded
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I couldn't get into that
too slapstick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I really hated that program...
aside from India de Beaufort, but even she couldn't save it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# she was indeed the very best bit(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# :D
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:38, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# LIE DOWN, IDIOT! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# LIKE THIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# this is acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# This is no way to treat our olympic heroes.
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Extra sprinkles, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I'm repulsed...but I just can't look away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# arf!
that's the only film i've ever seen with jeff goldblum in it where i can look at him and say "wouldn't".
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Him vs. Bill Murray in terms of coolness.
Who wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# him
purely because i wouldn't do old crater-face murray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# You are a racist.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# not at all
colour doesn't matter once you turn the light off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# You're racist against Bill Murrays over Jeff Glodbums.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# oh, THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Excuse me, sir
Your mouth ulcer appears to have ruptured.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Unpleasant mental image of the day award.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I was going to say "And soon after that they found him floating face-down in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Best fucking doughnuts in the world.
When I went to Chicago I made the people I was staying with drive me there every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# they are nice
just don't think about what's in them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Good lord!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
SHit!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha.
This is wonderful, but it makes me want to vomit, but then that would remind me of the fly, and then I'd want to vomit again.
Do you see the pattern yet?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Arrgh, it's coming for my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# serves you right
for having a face made of delicious meats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# but I like my face!
Especially the kielbasa moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it's the mutton chin that attracts me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Escher - the revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hmm,
Wonder if someone has already done something silly with the never ending stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# That's ok, I have biscuits
Biscuits are a proven defence against cannibals, zombies, b3tans and Crystal Entities.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Also coffee monsters*
*May not be a defense against coffee monsters
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# There's no actual evidence for it, but it's scientific FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# do you know nothing?
doughnuts and quavers are the only sure-fire defence against coffee monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# What's the best defence against sicklethorns that think they're triffids?


That central stem is now pressing against the ceiling. It took a matter of days to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# YOU MUST BURN DOWN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# your plant would appear to have TRFH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# fit a skylight
failing that, use scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# My upstairs neighbour might complain
And he'd be able to see me in the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# he probably can now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Only by subscribing to TribsAtHomeCam.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# then scissors are your only option
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# With sexy results!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Start running and don't look back....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Can I put some pants on first?
It's snowy outside...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# what kind?
I was going to go out and get biscuits, but I couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# AAARGH!!
The FEAR! The FEAR!!!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Ooooh..... I like this.
A lot.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# i'd vote for him
if a. he wasnt a tory and B. he looked like that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I for one welcome our gurning slaphead overlord.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# And maybe if he wasn't a smarmy "one of the lads" barsteward
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Did you see him on Tower Block Of Commons?
He's a PRICK.

As a friend put it when "Call me" Dave got elected as Tory leader, "Just as the nation's getting sick to the back teeth of smarmy, arrogant and insincere, over-priviledged public school boys ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# MMmmmnnnnnn
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's just awsome!
what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Needs a pointy hat, a string of sausages,
a baby, a crocodile and Mrs Punch
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Picky picky picky...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Sorry
*pulls finger out of nose and wipes it on the bottom of the table top*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# that's the way to do it!
*chases with a crocodile*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Perfect
How's the Jeremy mini-site coming along?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com?
Still working on it*


*Hasn't actually started it yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Oooo
Could you include a little bit of code so Jeremy's eyes follow the mouse cursor as you move it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# :D
Interesting idea.......but beyond my skills.
Do you know anyone who could perform such magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# cr3?
He's kind of the standard answer whenever someone asks about coding websites...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
www.javascriptkit.com/script/script2/xeye.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Heres a flash example
www.tutcity.com/view/eyes-following-mouse-cursor.24354.html
I like Jeremys (seemingly) randomly moving eyes as they are on the homepage; they look madder and more frenetic :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Thanks everyone...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# you can do it all with
javascript, dhtml, AJAX, JSON, codepages, XML, Lotus 1-2-3 and suchlike. Just remember to choose the appropriate product and write the necessary codez
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha He should have employed you to airbrush his election posters...
I like Lembit....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's all the fault of them Cheeky Girls
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Indeed, in fact he might have
"touched their bums"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Then got a visit from the Teaky Girls
*smack* *club*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ^this
at least he got a go on one or perhaps both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# people stare at me in the scared way, too
but my trousers are not usually wet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Oh dear......
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# haha:DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Tip Top Shop sirrah!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hallo Ninjybaby!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hiya Moley!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# nope
I've been staring at this for ages

I can't see what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha,
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# funny :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# FUKCING HELL!!!!!!!!!!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc.
EDIT oh wow! Animation! Woo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! Bloody hell!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha WHEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Nice action
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha, that's some fucked up shit right there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Blimey!
Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
i love beard heads!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Fear and Loathing in B3taland!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# hahahah fucking hell herman
there was nearly tea everywhere

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# was bored so i drew this
it says myers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# You're getting better and better at these.
Do mine again. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ace graffiti-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have no idea what it's supposed to say
but I like it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# it says MYERS
as in michael myers, his mask is on the left. thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ah!
I saw the Halloween thingy.

Gotta learn to read between the lines! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hymen?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Roberto Mancini's sideline in case the Man City job goes awry...
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# He actually contrives to look more of a ponce on the touchline than in this picture.
Useless prat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Football!
I'm listening to the Skatalites - Guns Of Navarone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Have some Liberator by the Harry J Allstars with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Do you mean Liquidator?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# The Last.fms just threw 'Pyjama Girl' by Kingmaker at me.
I just travelled through a goddamn 90s indie vortex.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Kingmaker
Fucking hell. I was thinking of Fishes Eyes by the New Fast Automatic Daffodils yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha sweet.
All this thread needs is a mention of Clint Boon. Oh look, there's one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] He's going boinkers


Click for bigger (42 kb)
(ape of greatness, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# That bloody advert.
Grrr ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Moooooooooooon Piiiiiigggg..... MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN PPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG Dot Com!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I can do exactly the same thing at work
(well apart from digitally printing onto card)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Try archival matt paper
Just as good. It's what I use to print my cards.

Moonpig, basically "money for old toap"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I like that.

Pity I can't get Archival Matt paper in the Photographic processor...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# moonpig.com allows "non-artistic" people to be really romantic....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# that's stunning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# It's all about the sentiment....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
sentiment sexyings
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Excuse me, I must have dust in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
I need my antihistamines

*runs off to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"With best wishes"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# "Henry Peter who? But I don't know anyone called tha...
...OH NO THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S MY HUSBAND"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Smith is a very common name.
If you're paying £24.95 for a moonpig.com card it would be a good idea to give as much personal information as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Dear Moonpig
RE: Personal Information
This one time I got really drunk and shat myself on the bus home. I've never told anyone that before.
Kind regards
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# And inside
"I have remembered to get you a card. I assume you will be as forthcoming this evening as per our agreement."
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Haha!
I hate the one where it shows someone "customising" a Father's day card.
They only change who it's to. To Dad.

What was the fucking point paying for a "customised" card?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Me too
(well aparts from digitally printing onto Jaffa Cakes).
'lo Freebs! Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hello Sexy Lady
hehe -talking of annoying ads that stick in your head - that Go Compare ad came on in the cinema when I went with my mate, I was saying - Ah - I don't use them - I use...erm... and I couldn't for the life of me remember who they were

Power of Advertising eh?

or is it just my early onset Senility?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Is that the one for confused.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# how about
we buy any car dot com
we buy any car dot com
we buy any car dot com
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# DON'T YOU START!
there's one of their offices round the corner


I've still got an old YTV jingle in my head from 20 years ago:

"Ring YTV's Christmas Line
On Leeds Double Four Eight, One Nine Nine!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Because I'm an ident geek
I had to look for it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5FukEiWFeU
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# 081 811 8181
or alternatively,
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# bloody hell, was that Going Live?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# 01 811 8055
Swap Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# My niece bought this from Shackleton's you know....
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Go Compare!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Well then may I inflict this repost on you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Good Sound System!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# We did some work for them once.
They were, would you believe, absolute cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hehehehe...silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)

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