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# I drew a Gorillaz (because the new album is so darn spiffy and their best) but can't be arsed to colour it at the moment

line drawing if you want to colour it better than me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# damn you for being so talented
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# :D
fucking love Stylo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I didn't as a single, but in its place on the album its fucking marvellous
really well rounded album, Damon's work on the Monkey opera has helped his soundtracking no end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# The video is quite ace as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# haha yes, bruce willis out of nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I agree with this
HD version on YouTube is fantastic.

Edit: Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vAOzYz-Qs if anyone is interested :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Cor!
That is a belter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Nice :)

/edit: lego head!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Oooo that's good
And yeah, the album is quite good - listened to it from the Guardian's site :
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/01/gorillaz-plastic-beach
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# cheers for the linky
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Oh man, you went over the lines
Gorgeous stuff

is the album actually any good then? I saw a tracklist and lots of "xxxxx (ft. xxxx)".

I try and avoid albums with open-bracket-feat-'name'-close-bracket track names.

edit: I am listening to it now. Hmm. 'trestin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
Also, for an ace "feat." album, see Kaos: Anti Acoustic Warfare by Adam F. Featured albums can be ace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# On track 3. Hmm. Still 'trestin'. Vere 'trestin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Track 5. Ooh, fancy :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# i'm about a quarter of the way through
and so far it's bad. and not a 80s slang bad is good way. boring hip hop over world music.

shame. i was crazy into gorillaz back in 2001
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Personal preference I guess.
I must admit, there were only three or four songs I liked on their debut album.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# i think the best album was the second one, great smooth, doom laden tracks. This one is very bitty.
and to be honest i haven't heard a song i like yet. (i'm at stylo now)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I preferred Demon Days to the debut also
More melodic for old fogies like me. Much like the newest one - lots of 80's vocoder action and rapping to make me feel like I'm young and hip again, rather than almost being 40 and bald.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Aye, it was their best.
This could well be their best given time though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Ace feat. album
Peeping Tom

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# i love the 3d versions of the gorillaz in the new video
slightly iffy pacing in the video tho. lets pause on Bruce Willis for a loooooooooooooong time just so we all know it's him. smile for the camera bruce!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# excellent draw as usual mr toast.
i'm just listening through the album for the second time right now. it pretty much rules. superfast jellyfish is best.
ed: real shame there's no more del :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Nice draws Toasty!
Still waiting for my Iggy Pop cuddling Jim Morrison pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Wow, lovely stuff Toastie!
The Album is great - I would purchase it on iTunes, but due to their cuntish and frankly ridiculous policy of not allowing you to use your purchased music freely, I shall aquire it elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# oo - I thought iTunes had abandoned DRM now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Really?
Is this a new thing? The last music I bought from iTunes was in December 2009 and last night while restoring my iPod (AGAIN, YOU APPLE FUCKERS) I had to "authorise" my computer to play the music I had paid for. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hmm, I dunno then
I read they'd stopped doing protected AAC (.m4p) in April last year and they just do .m4a now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hmm, ok , cheers - will investigate further! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# They introduced "iTunes Plus",
which were more expensive, better quality, DRM-free tracks.
Most tracks are Plus now.

It's still not as good as, say, 7Digital, who often offer FLAC (lossless) and MP3/AAC, with the option to re-download tracks if you manage to lose them somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# 7digital, eh?
Will take a look. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# top stuff
*reaches for last doughnut* *melts into the ground*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] wiv da lil baby jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Hez are Queen of Harts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# wiv da angles now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# why the tiny bananaman in the corner?
is that so it fits the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# well to be honest yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHAH !
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# pffftt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# :D haha :D
A click for that
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
you cheetad
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# nope he is in there
I guessed Paul Gadd could not be seen as a hero
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Wear are da angles?
GOD BLESS!! xoxoxox
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Best place for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Pelt Zod With Eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# haha
I went to see Blaine when he was up in that. What a tool. I think everyone who was watching up at him was saying the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I think..
he underestimated how much brits hate a show-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# just a tad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
show-off Twat
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Maybe he could make himself disappear
I'd pay
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Disappear up his own ass ...
£10 entrance fee :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I feel sorry for him
he's clearly mentally ill
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread and v. tenuous


But one was super and the other a hero...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha, it hit him so hard in the eye that his shoe fell off :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Good fucking riddance!
I never trusted that Harold cunt. I mean look, the cunt's got a fucking tail! A FUCKING TAIL I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I think you are mistaken
that is a TodScheisse or Death-Poop
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Your face is a TODSCHEISSE!
HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha you're not wrong
*wipes face in curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# i think that's a scabbard
Difficult to tell, the bayeaux tapestry looks like it was cobbled together by five year olds.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Nope, it's definitely a tail.
And you're right. The Bayeux tapestry is shite. Although, it is fucking impressive how big it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Move it to Hollywood
Someone will try to remake it.
In 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# At least he wasn't French
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# this is perfect
my favourite so far. Who knew "Wayne" was a Norman surname?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Keep blinking H - it'll work its way out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# ZOK! WHAM! KER-POW!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Two things go through my mind when I see that name:
'Aroldddd - Steptoe and Son

and

"Hooray for Harold Lloyd ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba etc"
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# little red winkey :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# wasn't that prince song?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Barbie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
How apt when I just read this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8551528.stm
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I wonder why the BBC have placed New Jersey in the middle east
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I spotted that.
I actually had to double check I had posted the correct link :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Sexualised? What are they thinking?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Thats the sexy.
Right there.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# North west, shirley
Middle East would be Utah and Omaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That's David, not Venus de Milo YOU IDIOT!
*smashes pens against the wall*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f3d5ZdE4vY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# oh, "pens"

carry on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Arf!
Why do people always misread what I type!?!?!?!?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Well I feel I have to...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Tut! Did I say it WAS Venus de Milo?
I merely thought that covered up nudey sculptures was a similarity on this occasion

;)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah, I know ;)
Anyway, who cares. It gave me an excuse to post some television :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbunmCbTBA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I rather enjoyed that YouTube clip. Never heard that track before.
And I did an actual lol at the vitriolic capitalisation of "YOU IDIOT"!

:D
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# They were an ace band!
Marguee Moon and Television albums are well worth buying.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# How silly!
Only in the Middle East, eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahaha, supercock
Carrying on from Tom's standing for parliament, anyone want to explain the tiers of power?
It's always puzzled me how the change over of parties actually happens. You couldn't empty Microsoft out of an office and completely replace it with Adobe staff who've never sat at the desks or know where the coffee machine is and expect it to carry on with Windows tech support and developing Operating Systems.
So how do people think changing political parties changes the actual running of the country which is clearly being taken care of by someone else.
It's something I've never really put much thought in to or asked for fear of looking stupid and it not really being anything I can change. but it's friday, what the heck, I'll look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Some staff have to wear a different colour tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Civil servants do all the real work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I may be wrong,
but I believe that what it is is that the politicians are just policy makers, and they essentially dictate what Civil servants do isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Civil servants are always waiting for the most gullible government to come along
so they can get their brain-addled schemes on the statute books
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah, but at least they are polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Yes, but how do these new bosses have the faintest idea who to call, deal with, check over etc etc
do they have like a teacher training day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# as in any type of upper management, it's mostly about shouting at people very loudly until things are going your way
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# It's all in a convenient pamphlet entitled:
"Do your best to not fuck this shit up you bunch of shitcunts!" published by the Department for Cunts and Warthogs, available fior download at www.shitcunts.gov.uk/suckonthisfucknugget.php

Or something like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# The civil servants tell them what to do
Watch Yes, Minsiter. It's all there.
It got me my politics A Level
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# elephants
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Very basically
The Government, the executive 'think' and formulate policy which Parliament (the legislature) vote on.
The Civil Service then 'do' and put these policies in action.
It's a lot murkier than that though, and I haven't even mentioned the Lords.
When one Government gets kicked out they will bring in a team of advisers etc but it's not like a big office move - most people i.e the civil service stay where they are.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I just can't believe anyone can expect any new party to make changes to such a deep rooted system
You would never build a new house on fucked foundations, yet every single time....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# The 'fucked foundations' part is spot on ...
Most governments (world-wide) don't have the balls to make radical changes.
Look at how Obama is getting butt-fucked over MediCare etc.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Although there is an element of similarity,
the system in America works very differently from ours doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Aye, very much 'interest' lead
Lots of money greasing the wheels of power. The President actually has very little power without support from the
2 legislatures there - he can make war without their initial support though.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# particularly, Lord Mandelson would like to stay where he is
and continue to fuck everything up for us cos his mates have asked him to
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# His motives .... are yet, unclear.
I fear him.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# watch A Very British Coup
it sort of answers this, and is excellent and worth watching anyway.

relevant bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOW_TNJqnQ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Or Yes, Minister :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I shall make a mental note to do so next time it is passing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# adding to the collective wisdom
the party in power comes in with ideas that are then turned into plans with schedules. there may even be targets. they will bring in a few cronies from industry or university dorm-room days to put a bit of stick about. but the same civil servants then get told they have to implement the vision and come up with feasibility studies, budgets, review periods and success criteria.

it's a little bit like NCOs and other ranks in the forces - the bedrock of the executive - vs. commissioned officers, the temporary direction-givers.

oh and I just made all that up out of whole cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hehe
nice hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Thanks, I washed it only yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# excellent
spiffingly done
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# top spluff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Don't care like your life depends on it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# meh...



pfft really

EDIT: so has the date been announced, or is it still the worst kept secret in history?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# The spineless one-eyed fool hasn't managed to share the info yet.
Too busy lying to the Chilcott enquiry, probably.

/cynical old bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# There's definitely council elections on May 6th
If that helps. When the General Election comes, I shall be voting for me, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaaah! a refreshing honesty about this candidate!
start as you mean to go on eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I solemnly swear to fornicate, carouse and insult foreign dignitaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Are you Prince Phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU CHUTTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# *Swift like a greased weasel*
or at least a well oiled ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Or a partially lubricated polecat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# err...
Would that make you a chutney ferret then?
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I'm fairly certain he hasn't fornicated or caroused in years.
My sister met him and when she said she'd just got back from the Himalayas he replied, "Ah, the Himalayas, eh? Understand its bloody cold there, eh?" Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# No!
You're nowhere near lazy enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it
In the Violent Apathy Group (VAG) we're about not caring so hard you burst a blood vessel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are you affiliated to the Campaign for Unilateral Nuclear Terror, or CUNT if you will?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# but of course, I'm also an active member in the Futuristic and Lewd Anti Police Society
Funny story, I got an email back from the Government rejecting my petition to rename Michael Aspel "Nuclear Terror Bastard" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Eh? What? Who? What? Where?!
Wassat?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# *moves to UK*
*gets citizenship*
*votes Tom O'Bedlam*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You're a forrin eh?
Hmmm, whereabouts? Bongo Bongo land? Or one of those cheese eating smelly types from across the channel eh? Ha ha ha! jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You'll need to speak s-l-o-w-e-r and LOUDER for him to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Just get a peerage instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Can't really be bothered...
... BUT I AM REALLY INCENSED ABOUT THE BINS.... THE BIIIINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Is it YOU who keeps writing the same letter to our Clerk week after week?
*life of a Parish councillor blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# ...yes...YES IT IS
*dips quill*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha they are brilliant!
Without fail each one starts with...
"While I am NOT the kind of person who likes to complain. I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha!
It must be bad if even the Rats and Badgers are terrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Life would be a little bit less fun
without old winers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# our bins needs incense - that's cos the neighbour keeps dumping spare fish in them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Spare Fish?
What is this now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# The fish are going spare...
...because they are incensed.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Ah, I see*
* Not entirely sure I do see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you know, unused fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Right. Gotcha.
'Spare' sort of translated in my mind as extra (as in bonus). I suspect I need more coffee to aid my comprehension in such things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hippy bins
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Yes indeed.
:)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I might vote. Then again, I might not.


Ace stuff ToB :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# cheers, I adored your canabalt walker the other day btw
as soon as I saw it I thought, Canabalt, fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm voting for Will Self.
After his masterclass on QT last night.

And as for that bloody nazi Carol fecking Vorderman.... grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Brigstocke's bit about her is great
"hello, the elderly, I'm carol vorderman, off of countdown, you know me, you know I'm good with numbers, sell us your house and rent it back from us, CAW CAW, let me pick the flesh off your bones, CAW CAW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# He was ace wasn't he.
And yes, Vorderman is a cunt. As my dad said last night, "she sounds like a fucking working class fish wife! Stupid cow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I was watching on delay...
So I missed the very start of the show. I had no idea she was such a slavering Daily Fail type. When La Dimbleby later mentioned she was there 'representing the Tory party' all become horribly clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Aye, she has really lost all credibility.
Well, what credibility one can garner from being a televisual calculator for 20 years.

"I'm Carol Vorderman LOOK AT MY FUCKING L33T MATHS SKILLS! HA! HA! HA! POLITICS! HA! HA! HA! VOTE CAMERON! HA! HA! HA!"

It also fucks me off that she was introduced as a "Broadcaster & Columnist". She's a fucking columnist as much as Coleen Nolan is a fucking political commentator. Bunch of fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The Brucewain?


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I went to the National the other day for the first time in 15 years or so. It was wonderful! But not as wonderful as perving on the Twiggy photos in the National Portrait next door ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe
I done that too

And bought the postcards
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I am so fucked off that I missed
the Beatles to Bowie exhibit though :(

I think, for other than pervy reasons, this was my favourite pic in the NPG: www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/largerimage.php?search=ap&title=&npgno=&set=&eDate=&lDate=&medium=painting&ra=restrict&subj=&submitSearchTerm%5Fx=37&submitSearchTerm%5Fy=9&page=2&rNo=11

I still can't quite believe that it is a painting and not a photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# HAHA
bin there
dun that
got thrown out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Hell yeah!
And she would still get it hard now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# A twiggy for a twiggy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# oooo smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahhahahah! *clicks and spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hello all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# run for your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
How much for a drawing of your spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# no raisin


.... *sobs to himself in the corner of his bedsit whilst no dayshifter wishes him a happy candleday. The tears stain his eviction notice as he looks at a picture of his family taken the day before the fatal accident. The Polish family upstairs continue to argue and he feels that if only HE had someone to shout at him... maybe he wouldn't be so lonely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Loved!
Postpones suicide for one more year!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# happy candle day
(am a afternoon/gay shifter)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# On a theme that seems to be running at the moment...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Host Ages?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# it's the characterwidth in the font.
I suppose that eventually, I'll break, load it into my font editor and fix it.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Of course you will!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Looks like some keming went down there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# ...
..-. ..- -.-. -.-   --- ..-. ..-.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# No wonder he's so crabby
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# he gets paid a fortune to vent his anger at overpaid prissyboys
what a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Get him pissed,
then he will walk forwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# looking at the second last pic is he having a stroke?
better act F.A.S.T
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# it's his Les Dawson impression
Michael Glazier loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# As does Malcolm Glazer no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I was referring to the Treasurer of The University of Connecticut Parents Association
parents.uconn.edu/about/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Oh well, better out than in.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Uncle Tel!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Jesus :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# nope
much more hair!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# It's not THAT bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hah
For some reason that took me a while...
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# For some reason I spent 5 minutes with my brain trying to find a Blues Brothers link....
got there in the end though :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# those clown shoes are in a shockingly desolate state
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Especially now the warmer spring days are coming in.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I tried airing my foon before, but I got arrested
:(

ps: 'I like this'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# That suprises me
you being from a land where you can air most parts with little legal comeback ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Except views that may offend muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I must have a faulty foon..caue it won't air no matter what i try
*wanders off to buy new foon*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# maybe its still hibernating
they do that, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# It looks happy
well done
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I burst my foon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I just got back from airing my foon
now it's enjoying a strawberry milkshake
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I endorse this message.
I did not Air my Foon and he is really suffering withdrawal symptoms from synth based French pop music.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Is
it that time already? Where has the year gone!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sporticus the Nazi Sports superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# 'someone's in trouble?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hitler is not amused
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# He's coming after you with his nazi bulge

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# HOLY SHIT
www.dockera.com/pics/fun/adolf.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!



I was watching an episode of Lazy Town the other day, and Robbie Rotten dressed up as Sportacus, and there was a whole

"I'm Sportacus."
"No, I'm Sportacus!" thing going on.

I LOLed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# we know why you were watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# !!! PERV ALERT !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
chirst...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# tum-tee-tum-tee-tum...Ooo, hello there
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# TO THE CAR-BAT-SHOE ROBIN.....
...oh sorry Robin, looks like your walking.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I once saw a guy with 2 built-up NHS shoes
he looked as though he was about 6 foot 4 without them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# No time for compliments, Robin. We must thwart some criminals! To the batmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# nice..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# First pic I've done on here in ages
The woman by the way is a character called Lana
www.harrington-artwerkes.com/Lana.htm (Link may be a liiitle NSFW)


Click for bigger (275 kb)
I little messy in places but I'm rusty.
Don't like her gun hand. Really can't crack drawing fingers...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You're a damn sight better than me
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# the hands look alright to me
the shadow is a bit odd though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I'd be more worried about the jaw that extends into space
:P
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# inb4jollyjack
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha

How are you the Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Is King Kong a super hero ?
(redflame, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# no, he's a giant ape
next question?

nice picture by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# but giant apes can be vikings
you sir, are Apeist!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I never said they couldn't!
why does everyone missread what I type?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Why do you persist with your Racist Nonsense ?
It is every Giant Ape's democratic right to be a Viking if he (or she) wishes.

Stop saying that he (or she) can't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# About 3 miles
.........err.....sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# If you get as far
as the pub that isn't there any more, then you've missed your turning
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I never go to pubs that aren't there anymore
it takes ages to get served
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Really ? - I went to a pub that's not there any more
And completely failed to buy a pint almost immediately.
You are obviously getting confused and wandering into Wetherspoons.
(An easy mistake to make)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# half past two sir
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Some of my best friends are King Kongs
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Apeist?
Does that mean he doesn't believe in apes?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# hahahaha....i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# >:->
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# (_!_)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yeahs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I see
Alexei Sayle !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)

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