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[challenge entry] just a quickie

bindun?
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# JC is getting a right eyefull
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# The look on Our Lord's face is just classic.
He's not impressed.
(Meagrom, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Red Light Red Light!


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Lol:DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Holy Lapdance!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Jebus is like
'that's the fish sorted, now where the fuck are those loaves?
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# ow
my brain broked
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# You're scaring me now!
:) Edit: I haven't the foggiest, but I still love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Sorry Ninj, it's such a clichéd idea isn't it...
it's such a clichΓ©d idea isn't it...The turkey god metaphor is so 1990s...
I should be ashamed of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ooh don't be...
...'tis so well done as per usual as Grunty says 'Mesmerising'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Goodness!
*is mesmerised*

Edit: Did you 'shop out the invisible pogo-ing Tommy Cooper?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# :D
β€œIt's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and shout 'AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Brilliant...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Yay for Tim Vine jokes
So I got a compliment on my driving the other day...someone left a note under the windscreen wiper, it said "Parking fine".
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# haha
although that one is definitely Cooper's - I remember seeing him do it on TV, although lots of apparent Cooper gags are in fact Tim Vine's.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# If you google tommy cooper gags
some of the jokes that appear in lists reference things that didn't exist when he died, for example Eurostar.

I'm 95% sure that the Chinese one is Cooper's.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I have a DVD of Vine performing it, if that helps
Credited to Vine here too:
www.guy-sports.com/humor/comedians/comedian_tommy_cooper.htm#Tim_Vine
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/features/tim-vine-down-the-barrel-of-a-pun-527562.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# he may well have done
but it's been a favourite joke of mine for about 20 years or more

edit: also - I've just seen the video of his death on stage for the first time ever on youtube. *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# an indirect reference to Cooper having said the joke...
www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/halloffame/showbiz/tommy_cooper.shtml


(I feel like a detective!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I've just watched a selection of Cooper clips on youtube but no joy
I now give up and am off to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# haha
I watched a few too

WE SHALL HAVE TO LEAVE IT AS A MYSTERY FOR NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I did not know about Tim Vine/Tommy Cooper. Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Proper LOL!!
You tinker you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# haha
A LEGEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# don't you mean fez-merised ?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# b'dum tsch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# yes yes yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# ARF
gobble gobble:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Does he have to take his current hat off?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# that's no cold Turkey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Feztastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Chedge!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# he looks like a big pasty
and for that alone you get a woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Chuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Before my beloved Instructor passed away 9 years ago
he did mention that when Chuck came over to the UK
to promote a film we were going to go out for dinner.
Sadly, he passed away and it never happened :(

Dinner with Chuck, now that WOULD have been awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Off the scale of awesome-ness.
A sad story, sir.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Bless you JP!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# although it has to be said
Mr Norris is more than a bit of a right wing bonehead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Well, yes - but
It would be a damn entertaining evening all the same. Watching him kicking the heads off waiters would be worth tolerating the right-wing fuckwaddery alone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D
Nice one, Ninj...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers sir!
I nearly, NEARLY bought a pair of these in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# HE LOOKS MIGHTY FINE IN THEM JEANS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I want a pair now
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# *makes note of the suppliers' address*
That would explain Timothy McVeigh's actions then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Cheers sir!
In other long cartoons...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# FIRE AT WILL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Ha!
Van Chuck chopped the left ear off everyone in the world and gave them to his girlfriend.

Van Chuck sold every painting he ever made bar one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Even Van Chuck would cry at the tax hike on cider
:(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# untill he realised it would go up to a mere £1.32 for 2 litres at ASDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Well, crap cider is always going to be cheap
so maybe I just need to cheapen my taste buds...with crack. The tax on that hasn't changed, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# don't worry
the suppliers in the booze industry always get pressured to absorb most if not all of the duty increase by the multiple grocers

/industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Kind of good to hear
but not good for the pubs? It makes me want to hit Darling more than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# not good for us distributors either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Certainly not good for the listeners of Wurzel's records
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# apparently he's emailed the Chancellor to complain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# He? They?
He won't listen, he's far too smug.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I notice there was no increase in croissant tax!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Van Chuck blunted 4 chainsaws, 18 kitchen knives and 7 straight-edge razors before the ear finally came off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ha!
and when he finally chopped it off, he found he could hear BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ...and the rest of the world went deaf in one ear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# this gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# He actually made the painting paint itself!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# pfffffft!
....too many ears? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# some say when you look at Van Chuck you cut off your own ear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I didn't know Chuck could paint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I was going to do some work today.....
....but then an image of Linda Kozlowski's splendid arse, circa 1986, popped into my head.
Just sat at my computer, staring off into space for a good couple of hours.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# o_O
I do recall that swimsuit...
Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# No idea WHY she would be wearing something THAT tight in the uncomfortable Australian heat....
....but I enthusiastically applaud it and demand poetry, prose and song be written to celebrate both the costume and the curvature
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I wholeheartedly concur.
She is oddly reminiscent of Kirsty Young, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, yes.
And that accent, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I need some alone time now......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# That's the badger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Seems most impractical and unhygenic. I mean, it's right up her bum crack. RIGHT up.
There must be some sweat/chafing issues going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# You may be right, there
It's probably an 80s fashion thang.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Surely not!? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# poor spelling
you mean and 80s fashion thong...

spang!
(Carlosfandango, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# We're looking at it.
We don't plan on flossing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I think she is flossing with it as she bends down and stands up again
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# A pucker like a grazed elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Can't imagine it being easy to floss your teeth with a swimsuit gusset
Unless you have teeth like Jimmy Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Ewwww...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# perhaps she left the hygiene strip in it
intending to take it back to Primark after the film

One quick wipe - sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# *bokes*
What is this 'Primark' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# not sure
but she likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Now, that's a seriously troubled individual.
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# simply having a LiveJournal blog
tells you all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I think that was pretty much the point in my life where doubts about my sexuality were being beaten into submission
I don't even remember there being a swimsuit scene in Crocodile Dundee - but I do remember seeing Paul Hogan on telly in a skimpy pair of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Did you admire the size of his
'weapon' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# "Call that a dick?"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# So do I
And I remember the Merkin media screaming "she shouldn't be wearing that with such a fat arse".
Arses like that weren't as fashionable then as they are these days but I do recall feeling green with envy at such a splendid rear.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# good
arse sir
(Zoidaroid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oh my...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Is she pinching off a length of cable?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# like poo granny
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# O_o
"staring off into space"

interesting euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# STREWTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# butt heh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# If I'm permitted to comment on such things
The proportions of the face is this one are better than usual. Oh, and: BUMS!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# 1886?
Crocodile Dundee was a Victorian adventure?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# My bad.
For some reason, I was drawn to the figure "8"......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# your next challenge is to make crocodile dundee a steam punk classic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It can't be any worse than CD 3
not that i've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed. Consider it your punishment for numeral mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Well you can live on it
but it tastes like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Geez! I remember that arse, used to make me feel all funny as a child.
Nowadays it gives me the Fahkin 'orn!

NICELY DONE! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# 1886?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Now draw Paul Hogan in the same position wearing that
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# ..............that made me throw up a little.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# from your PENIS? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# 'kin nora!
my squildo is graped.

top drawage JJ.

[edit] you did miss the opportunity for some side boob action i might add.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Side Boob Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Couldn't work the side boob in there unless I changed the angle.
And that would have ment less posterior in view.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# bums and hippos
this post may be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hippos?
it's a croc mate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Crocs?
She's not wearing any shoes at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# its grey
crocs are green
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# It's an old croc
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Its a Crocippo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# It's a muddy croc.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# but mud's brown
maybe I just want to see hippos where there are none...its probably a psychiatric condition
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# you may have damaged part of your brain
the Hippocampus

PEACE OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# coo eer!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Good God sir!
That particular part of the film sent new and unfamiliar stirings in my pubesent body many years back. I'm sure I managed to stretch the video tape at that point.

Awesome piccage, even moreso than usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Splendid!
Have some bummy rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# now that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *another cartoon orgasm*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# A top rendering
of a fantastic arse.

*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] snack tiem

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *Click* tiem!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Aww don't they look lovely.
Well, don't they?

Ok, must be just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well, this does:
www.dooyoo.co.uk/restaurants-cafes-national/schwartz-brothers/261849/

The garlic mayo burger is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Still tasting that spicy sauce from the wings in London :)

I think it's time I washed my face
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *gets damp flannel*
Allow me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ewww you licked your hankie!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It was clean, dammit!
Well, nearly.
I only used it twice
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# *does kid-getting-face-rubbed-with-Mum-spit face*
pfui pfuiii ppttpttfffptttfpppfp
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
There, now you're fit to be seen out.
Have you got your satchel?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# My mate had a satchel
He was mocked into an early grave
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# And rightly so.
He should never have dressed like that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# You swore you would never post that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Very nice *click*
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Though this be madness, there is method in it
tis this a burger I see afore me , handle tward my breast :)

(Zoidaroid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :)
Nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Fantastic!
I love the Happy Meal...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ...and the world was never the same after that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
# because he's worth it
(Zoidaroid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Wotcha cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Have you indeed?
*manhugs*

Hullo Matey!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# *joins in*
*scampers back to w*rk, giggling*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Oi!
Come back here, I need to ask you sumfink!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *waits*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *measures*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *looks for surface to drum fingers on*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# am enjoying this
carry on!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# =:O
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I'll text you...
:)

Sorry about that - phone went.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# you can't leave us like this
*intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *taps side of nose*
secret, innit...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# You wouldn't BELIEVE what he just asked me!
;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I would!
ahem :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Only 'cos you refused...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm on the rag on the 24th of each month
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# That's no bother,
Saves on lube.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'm truly sorry.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# pfft
I stoled your monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hmmm....
You did, didn't you?

*considers appropriate punishment*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# :D
Well if you're stuck for ideas..
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Oh, by no means...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Silly Camerina
Do not use sham poo for lube!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# would
(from behind)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah but would Cameron mind taking you from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# he went to Eton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Say no more! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Sham Poolitics?
Blonde hair suits him/her :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hehe
he looks a lot like his wife
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# yay for sexed-up politicians

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Oh God, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# lol:D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# bleach now please

hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# oh YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# christ, thats a bit luxuriant
he;s obviously taking beauty tips from michael heseltine
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Cave Troll' by Frederick William Watts
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Like we don't get enough trolls around here
Want a TV?
www.b3ta.com/board/9976878
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Actually, I find b3ta relatively troll-free
Some of the more trollish behaviour actually comes from regulars..

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
edit: I see what you mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Get fucked, TROLL!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ooh - it's getting worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# GAY!
sorry thought I'd join in
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I read that in a really camp "Kenneth Williams" voice and it made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# exactly the voice I typed it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# EUPHONIUM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# BASSOON FEATURES!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# RUSTY TROMBONER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# PIANO BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# DAMMIT
YOU WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
talking of trolls. Did anyone see the documentary about the construction of the Troll A oil platform? Hamster Hammond presented it - it was very informative, and very very impressive in it's hooojness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# And just as I read that
A Freegle email arrives requesting a hamster cage.
Silly synchronicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# perhaps he is moving house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Some of these deserve to be printed on canvas - Yes TGA I'm looking at you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# so THAT'S what trolls look like.....*always wondered* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Fake!
I can't see a bridge.

They live under bridges innit.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# there's a clue in the name Cave Troll
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I know a cat a bit like that
Have a timeslip doggy wot I just animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Interdimensional chase the stick now that would be interesting
especially if a stick hits you on the back of the head thrown from another dimension *Shakes fist at interdimensional hooligans!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Evil Kitty
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
zoikes!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# woo
*dodges*....nearly had me tongue there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# FUCK. YES!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
a subtle magenta cock... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
hahaha.
(ALBIONISM, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I'd smack that
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Awesome
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Cheer up luv, may never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I like this.
So, I shall *click* this here button.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Film Challenge n that
This is in fact a Film Challenge entry, very late but hey, some of us have to go on holiday you know.

(leggobeast, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Holy crap, it's last week. Does that mean I have to buy my car tax again?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# yes
*hands invoice*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Timeslip!

(Just finished this. Coincidence? Or something more sinister?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I'll go (b) more sinister
*hopes to win*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I'm waiting for the dog to fall over
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Nice!
Where is that BTW? looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Near here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Easter Craiglockhart HIll, Edinburgh, looking roughly northwestwards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I got one of those.


cfb
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# OMG Pance!
*tries to unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# What a bizarre decision to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# can you go back on holiday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# That's not very nice Nibs :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# it might have been a nice holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Attending "Thing 2010" in London at the weekend, I just finished making my first book, what do you all think.....
It's a collection of the following storyline: www.mookeo.com/category/comic/moo-keo-in-south-africa/

Hosted by imgur.com
Thing 2010 -- www.ukwebcomixthing.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Wowzers! that is talent that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *blush* Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Very nice :D
Are you gonna be selling them on your website?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Yes, but not until after the con.
I also have these:
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Oh my!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Check back at mookeo.com mid April and they'll be for sale. Either that or come to the con on Sat and I will be sat in my bowler hat selling them
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Mile End?
On a saturday? I think not! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# If I don't return, AVENGE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# just had a browse
love the stuff you do - fav so far is the one where keo gets stuck in the safe.

lolz!

Good luck and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Not at all anything to do with personal experience getting stuck, not one bit, no way, no, not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# This looks lovely!
Target market?

(And if you want an ad on my site, PM me)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Target Market: Me, The strip aims to be family friendly but makes jokes that will go over younger people's heads at times. I like to aim for "D'Awww" artwork. Started off with terrible art, still terrible but getting better.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Chin up laddy
You can buy a T-Shirt later.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# he shouldn't have bought two belts
serves him right
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# That's just an extra long belt wrapped round to make an "X" shape
because anything with X in it is automatically made cool.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# laxatives
yes it took me 13 minutes to come up with that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Those are cool.
Want an excuse to get out of work early. Fake toilet troubles.

No wait, that would be induce toilet troubles
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Emo is emo.
Also - WOO HOO! Thank you Mr Darling! No stamp duty for me! *laughs all the way to the bank*

bank DIY shop more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
he's supposed to be a persian jailkeeper

but yeah i guess its kind of emo too
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hah. "Persian jailkeeper" is very specific :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah, as if I can afford a house of that value any time soon
I'm a bit annoyed about the cider tax, can't they put more tax on smokers to cover it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# looks a bit like jamie callum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# needs more balloons
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha, the same man
25 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# "Where's my fucking bacon sandwich?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# needs more stella
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# question, how do you edit these gif images?
anytime i've pasted them they are surrounded by a black background.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I opened it in PS
then converted it to rgb so that I could drag it into a new rgb document. It came in with a transparent bg though. What software are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# PS
EDIT: got it, i just saved and opened it and it works fine, i'm just so used to copy and pasting.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
HAWT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Cuntbox stole his shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Lully!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# bloody fab
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Back atchya Rory!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Is that Obama? . . . . In a Jester's hat?? . . . . ???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Oh You!
I was just tilting my head to look at it, and it animated - I nearly fell off the table!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# you think you've got problems
I work on the edge of a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# put down the plant fertilizer
and don't operate heavy machinery until the visions pass.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hello Dave
Long time, no Solder.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# er
obscure 2001/reddwarf ref? or I'm being well thick.

explain pls o_0
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Well you see..
I know your name isn't Dave -so me being me, called you Dave

it's partly an homage - in word form to the Great, Lamented Dave the Hat, partly cos I'm daft

and long time no Solder - is an homage to the one time musical hall variety showman Eddie Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# it's the Eddiematic Fingolator!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# *falls off table*



again.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I shall make a similar device
like this one:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# perfectly in time
with Pump It Up by Elvis Costello
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# that has just made me go all fuzzy inside
I do like the dave thing - was the only thing I found funny about only fools n horses.

You are daft and I like it. As long as Dave! doesn't get upset :)

I've been off the b3ta for a few days so I could get drunk and mashed at the weekend and then last two days have been spent following my kid around clearing up puke from a chinese his dad fed him.

glad to be back, was starting to twitch.... xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I see a butterfly
with a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# haha
I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I'm Andie McDowell
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# are you? I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Is it still raining?
/worst line in a film ever blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I once shagged John Hannah
after he'd made that film.

Tru fact.

/starfucker blog.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# you fibber
you did not



did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# totally did! happened about 13 years ago
don't have evidence per say but do have a pic of us at dinner.

was worth it - did it in LA while on BA corporate video shoot!
the week after he appeared in Hello getting married.

also, I had to check his name in the 4 weds credits cos I forgot what it was cos I was a bit drunk at the the time - doh!

edit actually prob more like 15 years ago....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# now I have John Hannah's 'o' face stuck in my head
also: wasn't there some way you could have prevented him from making Sliding Doors?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
sadly no.
in fact most of the stuff he does is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# was HE worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# haha
because you're worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# don't know,
but i need my motion sickness pills!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# LOOK IT'S IVES
LOOK

LOOOOOK!

*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *sits in chair*
you're a saint
*rests tired old bones*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# there
there, on the chair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Pasanonic last night, Ives today...

Return of the old school.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# all we need now is Keyboard Weasel and Wasted Industry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I'm sure KW was around recently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Pachey
I do find myself pining for some sign-related nonsense every now and then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# she vanished off the face of the earth
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh trippin'!
Excellent stuff!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# They'll probably rebrand it into that
they've already started using his slogans to gain popularity
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# has he been there so long that the other donut has rotted away?
poor upside down unicorn.
I wuz worrid

Thank god for the donut bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Awwwww nice bunny!
And damn you, Matazone, for once more making me want doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
bless teh lil' one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Aw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Awwwww <3
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# well now I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I'm with twig.
quite literally


*taps on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# is that like 'with child'?
are you my new Mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Yes son,
Now go and put the Kettle on and fetch me my slippers!

there's a good boy

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# you don't need to put the kettle on to find your slippers, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# he does
that's where I've hidden them
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Back in the day...
Unicorns used to just like sugarlumps.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I blame Capitalism.
Let's smash the oppresive state and start a glorious Communist future.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# if they carry on like this
we'll have an obese unicorn population
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# YAY
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Awwwww!
I knew floppity couldn't possibly be a total cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No,
a bit of a drunken bum for sure, but mostly pretty genial.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Silly rabbit
unicorns must not be rewarded for pathetic ineptitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming through m'am!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# KAPOW!!!!...COMIN' ATCHYA.............
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :D
The Claw *IS* my master....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# i think this may devalue the ML somewhat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Top Shoppin'
Great rippage Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oh that's awesome sir
have you perchance got Kai's Powertools?

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# KPT...
Bloody hell, that's a blast from the past.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I believe it was thinking of you that maked me thunk of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Gee, thanks!
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# eh?



was you that gave me a copy a couple of years agO)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Alien Skin, that was..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] very nice
have a repost from the old, old days
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh ta sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# YES!...Destroy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] And lo, a cake was born unto Mary in the stable
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# *fears the evil chequered cake*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *cowers behind Gruntfuttock in equal fear*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Here, Archie...
I've got some marzipan-proof bio-hazard suits... quick!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *dons suit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# No, I've got you your own...
Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ba...
...dum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *puts suit on*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hail to the mighty Battenburg, King of Cakes
can't stand marzipan myself
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
King of Cakes The UK's cheapest emetic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Some say marzipan is formulated with the vomit of tortured kittens
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# All we know is, it's called
The Sick....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# cue old joke about my mum making christmas cake with tamazipan by mistake
it was a quiet christmas that year

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# marzipan/battenberg = win
cake joke:

"There's only one kind of cake I don't like"
"What's that?"
"Stomachache"

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *flicks your ear*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# get off! I need that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I summon thee, evil chequered cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Not even the Masons are into that sort of evil magic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hmmmm
that's excatly what they want us to think...*conspiracies*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# The Illuminati invented the Chocolate Swiss Roll in 1810
Then ate far too much and became the Very Ill-uminati.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaake
*choral music*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I love this.
not so keen on pink and yellow cakes though
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *eats sabbath with a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# The Shepherds came and ate that cake
and they saw that it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# and on the seventh day, God rested and had a nice cup of tea and a piece of cake
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# yay
Don't let the cow eat any of it! I'll get the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I'd rather eat a card version like this
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Fine,
set yourself away...

if anyone does want to make it you can get the lifesize 1-1 scale version here: www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/140.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Have I told you lately that I love you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# sniff
....no...sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Well, today is no different



loves you really!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I'm going to the cinema later today
I should carry one of these in, just so the staff can complain about me taking in food. Then I say "Tchh, ok then..." and fold it flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# someone pay this person
a lot of money to make a book, or greetings cards
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# BAAAAAATTEEEEEEEENBEEEEEEERG!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] am it zap tiem for non-believers?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# He's been walking on that nylon carpet again, hasn't He?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Bit of smiting
bit of Bhangra dancing.

All in a day's work for The Lord
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No, I don't believe it is.

boom boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
Grease lightning, wooooah grease lightning!
(UTB, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
...thought no one looking eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# and on the eighth day
God created Npower, and the supply would intermittently cut out for no good reason, and the Israelites would ring the call centre and verily be placed on hold for 20 minutes, only to be told that it was probably because of snow on the lines even though it was Israel and it was August. And thus the Israelites thought 'bugger this' and switched to British Gas because they promised lower bills, but would find the new service even worse, and would be tied into a 12 month contract, causing much rage and anger across the land. (Genesis, 4:21)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha....it all adds up:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Do you remember that time Salvador Dali was on Blue Peter?

My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Don't worry, I taped it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# That is how I will always remember that episode
from now on. Much clickage for nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# that's absolutely superb
I can't praise this highly enough
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Why do you get to have all the good ideas?
Ace as ever rico!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I like this
If only there were some way I could demonstrate this other than commenting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# get a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# use the power of dance
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Steal one of those skywriter planes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha, fuck yes!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# for one exciting moment I thought this was real
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*clkickcl*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I like this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Excellent stuff, sir
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Haha, *click*
Poor Dali couldn't control his creation
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# haha!
lovely. Noakes is bricking himself in the first frame!

Here's one I made earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
the tortoise is brilliant touch
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ha
I hadn't seen that at first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# FP'd how fast?
Do you, like, have a "post FP" button only in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# *clicky*
Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# hahahah
Bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# ah mate!! that is so good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Don't walk on past
don't poo on this head
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)

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