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Ed "Tripping" Balls achieves complete awareness

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:41, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

What
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
The
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Shuddering
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Fuck?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

EDIT: Tripping balls? I know then tend to do south as you age but that's extreme saggage.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:06, archived)

i wear weights on mine

to help stretch them.

they currently have a 6 inch drop, but the skin is becoming paper thin in places.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)

Try surgical spirit.

That what I use and I use mine to slingshot bowling balls when it's the family trip to the bowling alley.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

I have to tuck mine in my sock

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

A bit of WD40 helps.

Generally.

(As does buying a flick-knife and setting about people willy-nilly)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)

pffft... willy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)

hahhaah haa haa ha ha ahh aaaahaarrghh arrrggghhh!

completely mental...

good nings everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

ningles stevie

please tell me why I'm up at this hour when I've got the day off?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)

because you have a b3ta addiction problem.

hullo Joe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

crikey

this breaks my fragile mind

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:50, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:51, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:52, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:53, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)

hee hee tee hee

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

Despite your good work, Herman,

I'm still a bit frightened of Mr Blobby.

*EDIT* And yet again, the Baggies are going to finish the season as the top-scoring team in English football.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:51, archived)

You're frightened of him

I got attacked by him when pissed (yes the real one).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:08, archived)

We all require details, of course.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

I was at uni in Leicester in '93.

Leicester had just sold the most 3D classes for the BBC's telethon so Terry Wogan and Mr. Blobby were dispatched to congratulate the city.

On the same day my SU bar was selling pints off at 50p as it was closing down for the Christmas Holidays.

Fortunately due to my drunkeness and presence of world class swearing I did not make it to TV.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)

the what in the what?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

Maybe it's a football team that you keep your stash in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

HAHHAHAHAHH

ALL OF tHESE !! YES!!!!!!

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:04, archived)

YOU!

Stop spoiling our fun and start making pictures. Or we'll tut.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:07, archived)

i forgot how to make pictures/be funny

sorry. i hope i remember soon.

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:17, archived)

proof that im not funny anymore:

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:36, archived)

It's all good baby

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:42, archived)

Good.

I laffed.

Don't do yrself down!

(mumbles Doors lyrics internally)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:46, archived)

Multiple options are multiple..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!! excellent!

I'm going to give 5 clicks

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spesh., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

Fecking Brilliant!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)

HELLO INTERNET TYPES

holy mother of god I need to sort my hosting out.

+10 points if you can name all 8 memes

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)

YOUR DRUNK AT HALF FOUR IN THE MORNING

There's no other explanation.

More pisswizards, please.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:44, archived)

Oh snap.

I forgot about those guys.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:47, archived)

They were a delightful highlight.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:49, archived)

Isnt that a fertiliser?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

Yes.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)

Good luck with that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:53, archived)

I will do something tomorrow if I can.

Now I must sleep.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:50, archived)

You always say that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)

SLEEP.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:53, archived)

You first.

Other b3tans reading wouldn't realise we share the same bed.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)

Smart thinking.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:59, archived)

MORE PISSWIZARDS

LESS PRETENDING TO GO TO BED

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:00, archived)

ARGH

STFU U PISSCROTCH

ARGH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)

I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY BEST MATE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)

Hahaha

Perhaps you could express yrself via mspaint before retiring.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:04, archived)

MAYBE I ALREADY HAVE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:07, archived)

Is it just me, or is this dialogue starting to look a bit camp?

(btw, yr hot water bottle's ready, but the bag of Asda cheese 'n' onion crisps on yr pillow turns out to be past its sell by date.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:12, archived)

NOW GET THOSE TROUSERS OFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:24, archived)

*struggles*

Can't. They're stuck.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:32, archived)

dickbeattieterrywoganchumpmanbearbrianblessedmuntersvennojoeydeacon

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:44, archived)

YOU NEED ONE MORE TO PASS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:47, archived)

I can see three in one shot and four in the other.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:49, archived)

oh fuck is that The Fear behind a bush?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:50, archived)

OH SHI..

ARRGAHJRGAHGRHGAHRGHAROHFUCKPLEASENONOTTHENIPPLESARGRHARHJGAHRGGAGHRGGAHR

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)

YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING,

HINT: IT IS NOT LUPUS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

Getty Images?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:20, archived)

is cricketball a meme?

or is that a spouse-beating paddle?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:46, archived)

I DONT HAVE A SPOUSE BUT IF I DID THAT WOULD BE MY PADDLE OF CHOICE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:48, archived)

a quick read:

look for "and as late as christmas" near the bottom there.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:54, archived)

MANY WORDS. HELP.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)

THEY ARE GOODWORDS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)

I DONT LIKE IT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)

ahahaHAHAhaHAHaHHAaHa

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)

ws that written by stephen hawking's little brother?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:13, archived)

if you are doing business with a religious son of a bitch, GET IT IN WRITING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:01, archived)

the articles in the paper here back then were hilarious.

lots of dour old women who worked for the s.a. for decades were protesting them and all the s.a management would say was "it's a joke".

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)

In the singular, it's "Paddy".

Just in case someone gets all offended.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:48, archived)

i'm always offended.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)

Bollocks,

you USA citizen,you.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:59, archived)

wrong again, simple mcsimpleton.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:01, archived)

Bah.

Accusing a Canadian of being American fails.

They're getting less stupid, doods!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)

PSVS

Permanent Sandy Vagina Syndrome

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:00, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)

HELLO. YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET. HELLO.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)

YOU ARE ALSO MY DAD.

HELLO, DAD.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)

WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET DAD.

GTFO BEFORE YOU SEE TUBGIRL OR SOMETHING. URGH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:11, archived)

SON, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE DID FOR TUBGIRL BEFORE THE INTERNET EXISTED.

YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)

BEEN CHATTING TO TUBGIRL FOR 10 YEARS

LEAVE US ALONE

LUV DAD

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:18, archived)

did i mention im gay?

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:22, archived)

SHE LIKES THE LADIES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:00, archived)

Wheres..

teh Quo?

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

love this'un

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

For Gronkpan (GRONK)

he gave me teh secret intornet codez

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FIEND, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)

Cheers!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)

gronkpan since I was ranting earlier about NZ music

what are some Aussie bands that do not suck?
we hear even less about those.

the only one of which I have been a long term fan is Regurgitator and their last album was piss poor.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:07, archived)

eddy current suppression ring

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:20, archived)

The Vivian Girls

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:33, archived)

ooh, nice

www.myspace.com/viviangirlsnyc

though they are from NYC, like Morningwood, whom I also like

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:24, archived)

oh shit, that's a real band

www.myspace.com/eddycurrentsuppressionring

not too bad, straight ahead punk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:23, archived)

all bands suck. especially those musical bands.

yo dicks i need ten seconds of your time to do something good for my sanity. who wants to help?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:22, archived)

relatively sane.

what are the haps?

and did they nail that dogfucker?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:24, archived)

no, but i have plans for him.

he was an out-of-towner, went back home. got two more of them who are locals i need to get rid of and craigslist is being unco-operative

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:27, archived)

ah, one down.

nsfw obviously: one to go. i have emailed them repeatedly about this ad and they aren't doing a damn thing.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:29, archived)

logical conclusion: craigslist are dogfuckers.

craigslist endorse bestiality.
craigslist are animal rapists.
craigslist will fuck your dog.
and boast about it on the internet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:48, archived)

i really hope i live to see them taken down.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:01, archived)

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:30, archived)

there will be police. soon, i hope.

what i'd like is to have these guys and the craigslist ataff handcuffed to a pipe in front of me.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:32, archived)

i reported the ad 8 hours ago and have kept reminding them.

still up though. fuck i hate craigslist. i would pay good money to see it destroyed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:44, archived)

No there won't.

This is what they said in the trailers for There Will Be Tits, and that turned out to be a lie too.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:33, archived)

To be honest the only aussie group i've enjoyed in the last few years is the Loin Brothers.

I mean there are a few hip hop tracks that I haven't hated but I didn't like them enough to pay attention to who was playing.

www.futureclassic.com.au/index.php?h=ReleaseDetail&artist_id=34&release_id=1

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:26, archived)

*nods grimly*

sad state of affairs, most of the gigs I've seen lately have been reunions.
AND NO I DID NOT GO TO AC/DC, THE FUCKING BENDERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)

Try Sunn O))).

The least bent Belgian duo ever.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:30, archived)

Not sure what Auckland was like but Sydney was a very strange place when AC/DC were playing.

50 year olds in leather with fresh mullets when it was painfully obvious they'd been wearing suits the day before.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)

very much like that.

and a disturbing number of people in schoolboy outfits, that lost its charm a long, long time ago.

when I turned the TV off I could hear them on the wind, two miles away.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)

I suppose I should mention The Morning After Girls as well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Morning_After_Girls

I mean they're not really my thing but I wouldn't say that they suck.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)

okay I listened to parts of three songs on their myspace page

so far I am underwhelmed

I did like the Clouds, whatever happened to them?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)

oh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clouds_(Australian_band)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:17, archived)

doof doof bleep bloop

some nice drum breaks in there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:21, archived)

The X

Uh oh, I'll have to Giggle that.

Editeeto- It's The Ex.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExeqzxxRna4

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)

the ex are great, but they're dutch, not aussie.

we saw them on the starters/alternators tour and once more a few years ago.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:42, archived)

Uh oh. This just got very serious.

X is from LA.
The Ex is from some place.
And another X related band is from Australia.

Now I'm ready to murder someone. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:48, archived)

yeah, x were never my thing.

the ex are brilliant, though.

lots of bands use 'x' in their names, though.

i have people i need murdered if you need suggestions.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

Why is it...

That when I click on /board I get a warning from Google Chrome that this website contains content from "sheen.thekraken.me.uk" which could potentially harm my computer?

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)

It's something to do with that "Sheen Queen" down there hmmm...

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)

just noticed the spider. noice.

listening to this at the mo www.myspace.com/kurtvileofphilly. worthy of searching out.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)

fucking myspace and firefox don't support my current browser

WHAT'S WRONG WITH 2.0, YOU DICKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)

Lynx?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)

nah, firefox 2

I've tried downloading more recent versions on this PC (it's a leased Dell) but they just don't work at all.

Why, I neither know nor care

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)

firefox generally hates myspace from what i can tell.

i'm running on their current version and myspace locks up the few times i accidentally go there.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)

Aaaargh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)

the site's hosting might possibly have sheen.thekraken.me.uk on the same IP as a site which might be hosting malicious content

/malware guru

EDIT: it's odd though, my Malwarebytes and Avast (yes, I'm paranoid) both fail to show the site as potentially harmful

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)

MALWARE IS GOING TO GET YOU

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:01, archived)

MALCOLM IS MY FRIEND

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:03, archived)

Malcolm in the middle?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:11, archived)

no, no NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)

now BADWARE is sexeh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)

It's malicious AND nutricious

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)

and nutricious

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

and nutritious

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)

Maybe Google just fucking hate Sheen.

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

well he has been a bit of a dick recently

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:16, archived)

all part of his rugged manly men men men charm.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)

fuck, I better haul arse and finish grading these cunting papers.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:18, archived)

my antivirus is good but i don't get the warning.

i do see b3tards slowing everything down though.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:45, archived)

no particular reason

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)

tits!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)

BOOBS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)

Headless woman is headless

Though not quite a woman, it seems

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)

baby's on fire - brian eno

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d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)

Less falsetto!

"Needles In The Camel's Eye" is surely better.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:38, archived)

Smile

A quick little thing to help calm my nerves. 4x6", not quite a woodcut... on some kind of bored thats like...compressed paper or something. Matted it in tatershop just because it won't look right otherwise. She may have mumps -- her left cheek is too far over. Anyway enough of my babbling, have it. She's yours.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)

Nice!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)

awwwww

great texture.

does look a little bit like Bod in a wig but hey

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)

sorry who?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)

What do you mean, "Sorry, who?"

*reads profile* Oh right.

Err... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4VH7BBIg4

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)

strangely comforting

having grown up in the 70's and 80's.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)

well, it probably did screen over here, but I never saw it either.

I am mostly familiar with Bod courtesy of the other old farts on this message board place

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:10, archived)

Bodette?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)

Lovely.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)

Ooh

This is lully *clicks* :)

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:54, archived)

Soda Jerk

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)

the old shell game, eh

clearly everyone is too much entranced by the flying GMoS to even reply

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)

Yours looks ready for a quick pick up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)

SHE IS A CAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)

WITH AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)

phroar!

her, and two paper bags please.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)

bonus free AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)

I've never charged for it anyway

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)

I'd like some lime in it too please

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

TRAP!!

Click for bigger (24 kb)

MOD EDIT: B3ta is a place for pictures you made or took yourself. Please don't just post stuff you found on the internet

(FunnyMan, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)

Only 54 matches on tineye - well done.
I don't have a decent 'fail' gif yet. I'm sure one will be along soon...

(

4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)

He really shouldn't bite his fingernails

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)

Carface

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_the_Leaping_Fish

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)

ahhhahhhhhahhh I need a clock like that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)

lol

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)

The sherrif is IN

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)

Status Snou

(

Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)

(

An Egg ,D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)

"..and now, I am going to be filling in this hole."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)

SOC Analyst

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

pffft

(

An Egg ,D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)

killing prostitutes hasn't ever been as cute

hull here i come

(

FIEND, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)

HAMMER TIME!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)

i know

my garage is a right mess at the moment. i'm only thankful for the cold weather that has slowed the decomposition process.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)

Gordan's alive?

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)

mediocre?

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)

hehe

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)

Genius.

(

Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)

People's dead daughters, lol!

(

4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)

It's always funny when Jeremy Beadle does it

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)

they're just whores.

dead, forgotten whores.

(except for the one who wasn't, lol)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)

it's a b3ta thing

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)

yeah,

thanks for the explanation. I thought this was a christian website.

(

4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)

4chan is that way ------>

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)

Fuck off. I said lol at the end.

There is neither consistency nor appreciation of irony here, sometimes.
I got moaned at for this:

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4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)

It wasnt a dig, it was "this is a christian website"

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)

sorry

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4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)

Bin Doon?

(

tubaman, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:15, archived)

It is a Christian website

this messageboard is dedicated to Jesus.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)

HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE INTERNET AS YOUR LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)

mostly

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4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)

no wonder there are so many christians.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)

pfft

spluttering beer at monitor
compo it?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)

fuck it, why not.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)

ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR MOUTH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)

HAHAHA....GLEE

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

hats off for you sir

for considering my friend's grossly contorted face to be meme-worthy :D

(b3n495 professional lurker, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)

yes yes

(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)

Peter Sutcliffe's hammer!

LOL

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)

and Domo has never been so psychopathic

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

hey yooou guys

can someone tell me how to have just a picture as my profielz ? taa

(

FIEND, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

Caught a pic of these two elusive buggers today

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)

That squeagle has bubblegum in his fur

Woo!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)

put him in the freezer until it hardens.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)

looks like he's just escaped from it

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)

best tap it with a toffee hammer then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)

Ha! Animal penis!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)

That's no Safe for Work.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)

ahhhhahhhhhahhhahh yikes!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)

WINKY!

nice work.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)

beakbrothers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)

Hark the herald angel sing...

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)

topical

like a skin cream.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)

I celebrate Christmas in April...because I'm, like, totally alternative

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)

stop trying to be west coast

it doesn't suit you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)

I accuse you of vaguely sinister silliness.

And the Dubious Brown Shadow isn't due to show up for an hour or two yet.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)

I beg your pardon?!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)

RETRO-TUNIFORM-spotify:track:0eQwLLutkGb8G9BvutEOrb

Blue Marlin
Merlin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjYY4F0cdoE
Oslo
www.b3ta.com/talk/6754515spotify:track:0eQwLLutkGb8G9BvutEOrb

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

jenny agutter....mmmmmmm

she was hawt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

I thought it was Judge Judy

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO BE KING

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)

Whaddya mean, "was"?

Still would today. Although I'd take care over her dodgy hip.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)

i met her a couple of years ago

she's more 'logan's mum' these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)

Its raining :D

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)

haha

you oddball

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)

men.

god bless allah!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)

Even more would.

This here crystal on my palm changed colour seven years ago, and I still haven't had that knock at the door.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

NNNN NNN

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

IF YOU FAIL, THE LAND QWILL PERISH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)

The land is salt. Eat this fruit: it is death.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

i travel

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

Can you give birth. doggy style?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)

only with inverse erection

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100319050526AArc5uQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)

haha

have you heard that rugby world cup song? a boring 90s piece of crap covered by the most offensively boring band in nz. and there's still 526 days to go ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)

Please giz us a list of NZ bands who aren't offensively boring.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)

the feelers are special brand of offensively boring

although there's other contenders i'll grant you

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)

they certainly have the market share.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)

48 May, they're pretty fucking obnoxious

Mint Chicks, Datsuns.. rock bands who pissed away any kind of cred
Stylus? already forgotten
Evermore! AHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAH
I've always hated Goodnight Nurse, I'd like to feed them into a sausage grinder

but somehow the Feelers have real staying power, like an extra sticky turd in the bowl

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)

check

check
check
check
check

fat freddy's drop ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)

oh yeah, they're still good.

I'm terribly disappointed in Open Souls moving away from their hip-hop/reggae roots towards totally bland soul music.

Couldn't even make it all the way through their second album, but the first is great.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)

but I do have one word for you and that word is YEBIISU

www.myspace.com/yebiisu

for young up and comers, dub/roots reggae is still where it's at

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)

3Ds (+ Ghost Club + Evil)

Children's Hour (+ This Kind of Punishment + Headless Chickens + Robot Monkey Orchestra)
The Puddle (+ Mink)
Lure of Shoes
Goodshirt
The Twitch
Goon
Shaft (+ The Axemen)
Chris Knox (+ The Enemy + Toy Love + Tall Dwarfs + The Nothing)
Tenement Yard
Otis Mace
Upper Hutt Posse

I COULD GO ON, FOR HOURS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)

Head Like a Hole

Hallelujah Picassos
Tiki Tane

admittedly most of my favourite acts are now defunct.
all pop music is shit.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)

Straitjacket Fits + Dimmer

(sorry Shayne!)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)

ahhhahhhhahh fuck

how depressing is this?
www.rianz.org.nz/rianz/chart.asp

no wonder I don't listen to the radio

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)

that is indeed depressing

luckily i avoid hearing most of them

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)

The Managers are still rocking it

Unity Pacific, House of Shem, Three Houses Down, Katchafire, D Dub, Kora - all still perfectly competent, but no longer exciting

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)

you forgot nocturnal projections

ah, the days ...

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)

oh yeah.. just a little before my time

also: THE SKEPTICS!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs2yQbaXJs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)

have to check that out at home

youtube access banned here

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)

poop.

It's just the "Agitator" video.

I was gonna link "AFFCO" but people can see that in the related videos.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)

admittedly Goon and the Twitch aren't quite of the calibre of those 80s/90s acts

but I have to include them as rare examples of recent guitar bands who aren't total deadshit wankers.

www.myspace.com/thebandgoon
www.myspace.com/thetwitchnz

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)

hmmm

more investigation required

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)

to be fair I have not seen Goon since they got a new drummer.

he was the most fun out of the three of them, so they might suck now.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)

I do not want to know about the sodding cup

I live near the stadium, it is going to SUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)

it'll be like the america's cup all over again

red socks, corporate patriotism and all

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)

AND THEN THE BOAT BREAKS IN HALF

I really hope our team gets knocked out in the first round, I'll be chuckling for weeks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)

Every Now and Wen Hu Do !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

YOU WILL BE THE LAND, AND THE LAND QWILL BE YOU

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)

Babubudu

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSB9YHkmXDw&feature=related

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)

FUKC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRF9mfKgknY

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)

Sweet! what's mine say?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

unistep

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)

While it looks like antisheen just connected with sheen

there was actually a very strong repulsive force, like putting two magnets together at the same pole.

If sheen and antisheen were ever to actually touch, the universe would be destroyed.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)

That's why he tries to keep his distance...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)

Yet the war rages on

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)

There will be casulties.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)

aaaaahahahahaha!

Good times.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)

indeed. i miss the superhappyfuntimes.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

AAAAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAH

I barely recall this one

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

! + ! = Prime

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)

i've had her

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

But her moustache was far less magnificent than mine.

In other news, here's a Youtube comment I just read:
"Hey you ignorant politically correct Brits. Sometimes when you're not bowing to your new Islamic leaders ... do the world a big favor ... brush your God Damned teeth for God's sake. If the olympics gave gold medals for rotting teeth the Brits would have more gold than Fort Knox."

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)

hahaha

yeah, that Gordon Brown and his big beard, sitting in No. 10 playing his daf

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)

teef glinting

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

quality domo.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)

congratulations

you've discovered something that doesn't give me the horn.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)

\o/

Edit: What about this?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)

hahaha!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)

that, too

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)

Google chrome just told me that visiting B3ta might harm my computer,

because it has content from sheen.thekraken.me.uk which it thinks hosts malware...

Just thought I'd say something here as it seems to be this picture that has upset the mighty google.

(Mr._Pickles, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

UKLTRAGAZM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

SHEEN + TAWNY FROGMOUTH = AWESOME

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)

Don't forget The Cat Crusader:

i.imgur.com/rVm41.jpg

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)

s'up, bitches

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)

stop being so bloody good!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)

i already have

as evidenced above

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)

stop being modest, too

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)

aiight

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

I like that

but he looks sad. Why is he sad micto?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

i think its because he is po' white trash

and he lives in a trailer. i couldn't be arsed to draw his mates
or his trailer

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)

These would make...

...stunning hooj
prints! *Opens Mictoboy gallery* after clicking, that is!
WOO sir :)

(

Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)

hook prints?

edit: aha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)

Soz matey..

...meant huge, bloody predictive text :)

(

Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)

word up.

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)

Rocket 88

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)

dDA BEEF IS OHN

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

HELLO, HUMAN NUMBER 88

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)

I started these

...but then I thought it would be more fun let everyone have a go. Maybe pick your favourite memes and make a set?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)

gotta catch 'em all

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)

b3ta trumps could be the next Farmville

Have some toap

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)

i'm not looking forward to this

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)

Nope me either

He might not be a cunt though

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

maybe

but i won't hold my breath

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)

I'm excited

But in a several-times-bitten-many-times-shy Phantom Menace guarded kind of a way

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)

i know what you mean

it looks like it's been turned into a kid's show

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)

Press Gang was a kids' show

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

it was also shit

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)

woah

don't go there

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

admittedly, i did fancy dexter fletcher

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

what happened to that nice chap who came to one of the b3ta bash in London

and had the fortune to look like David Tennent and we made him say "heloo" way too much?
I think it was when the world cup was on last time and tennent had just taken over the role

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)

Julia Sawalha was hot

until she got all old and wrinkly

(tichy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)

it is a fucking kid's show!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

is not!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)

I think you'll find it is.

(

4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)

nuh-uh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

Just saw him on TV

He's touring the UK, was in Inverness today. Wasn't sure if TV display was on 4:3 when it was meant to be 16:9, such is the oddness of his face.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)

he looks a bit like my first boyfriend

only much weirder

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)

YES!

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)

I prefer Top Tramps myself

oh and e'ning all :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

I'm sure there's a tramp game on facebook

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)

Yay!

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

YES

this

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)

Yay!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)

Had to eat supper then finish this

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)

Nice!

*downloads template*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)

Chump needs a higher comedy value.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)

Now I look at it, you're right

He should be higher than Blessed

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)

*fap* aww *fap* aww *fap* aww

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

She did too !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)

erm...

source? :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/Porn_GIFs/Grocery_Dcup_flasher.gif.html

good old Tineye...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)

WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS

that's neat, looks extremely useful.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

Slightly smaller

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)

ha ha silly billy :D

Have atcha...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)

Arf!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)

holbein?

love his work

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)

phbnarf

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)

yaaay

have another...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

hahaha!

you big silly!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)

:D :D :D

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)

there is a marketing exec somewhere dreaming of this going viral

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhh

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)

heheheh

does it take 3 of him to power your remote control?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)

Dunno - I ran out

Grrrr

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)

pfff

i always have packets of both AA and AAA batteries spare, the remote never loses power when the bloody shops are open!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)

heem bee thmall

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)

ahahhaha

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)

What?

Nick Fury wasn't black

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)

This is Ultimate Nick Fury

Based on Samuel L Jackson, and played by him in the films :D

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)

Ultimate Nick Fury?? *I just googled that* wtf?

Now I've nowt against Sam Jackson at all (damn fine actor). But....really, why?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)

Ultimate was a separate universe

Mostly to test stuff out and get new readers in without needing too much knowledge of the universe.

They've frapéed it recently but I still rate the Ultimate Spider-Man as being some of the best stuff I've read in years from Marvel.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)

Welcome to the 21st century Chutters

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)

Well I don't like it....

I'm off back to the 80s

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)

hahaha

fuck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)

Pfft! Not sure whether to like AA Gill or not.

He is a pompus fucker but he also comes out with some absolute corkers.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)

...and the fucker shot a baboon

....for fun

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

Oh there was that. Mark that one in the minus column.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)

:-)

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

Nice!

I shall take this opportunity to trot this out once again;

(

R.Soul hmmm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)

haha

it's funny because it's true

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)

Comparisons, is it?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)

poolatics its all shit

(

FIEND, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)

sympathy woo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)

sympathy poo

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)

Shit :)

(

Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Come ahn, dond bull? shit me

lool

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)

I'm from the future. Poos have taken over the world

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)

i need your clothes, your harpic and your toilet roll

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)

Hurry cack !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)

that shit looks hard as fuck

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)

Source turd :)

i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa269/antman4life/shit.jpg

(

Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9986233

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)

arrgh

i didnt need to see it without clothes on

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

bloody hell

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

add me you stalker bitch!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)

Eww

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)

id musd bee da meelk

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)

what a load of crap

WOO!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

That's

shit. Woo, it's my b3ta birthday'

(

social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)

Have A High Sixth !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)

Happy candle day to you!

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)

hello

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)

oh hai secksy lite houze!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

hello stranger!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)

cor, hello darlin!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)

keeping busy?

i happened accross your facebook the other night, but i didn't add you for two reasons:
1. didn't want to look stalker-y
2. i won't be on facebook for long, most likely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)

there's a liiiiiight....

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

i think your house might be on fire then...

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)

....over at the frankenstein place

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

hahahaha!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)

over at the Frankenstein place?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

yay! :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)

..you're wet.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)

get a room!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)

yes

it's raining

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)

YAY!

splendid.

i saw richard o'brien play frank'n'furter on a special halloween charity run at a theatre in london, many moons ago.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

!!!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)

this is rather nice

your lighthouse has an "alhambra" feel to it and makes me want to start painting again

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)

not been there

but the thought appeals

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)

it does remind me how much i miss spain

i'm glad i'm going back in may

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)

Quick, fill the bra with all of the hams!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)

there's no room!

my boobs are in there!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)

as long as they're kosher

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)

oh, they are

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

El Faro !

Spanish to English translation
lighthouse

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)

starry, starry niiight, paint your palette green and..green

FOOTJUICE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)

hahahah

footnoose!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

FOOTSLUICE!

this is noo ya feeem toooooooooon
spotify:track:1Ppwc43WYFEBXw2n1ePhDY

EVERYBODY CUT FOOTSLUICE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)

HAAHAHAHAHAH

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)

footmoose

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)

footkaboose

aahhahaha

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

foothoose

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)

foot goose

ahahahaha

oh shit

:/

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

too late, hotplate

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)

footdeuce

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)

footdouche

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)

I still got the footblues

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Angry Feet Mcgillercuddy

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

I want to dance the night away

but my feet were amputated by gypsies in the night :(

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)

i do like that

i would love to do a print like that.

(

Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)

Hello

Very nice

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)

Very nice.

With the colours I'm going to pretend it's on the ocean bed.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)

That's a really big washing-up-liquid bottle

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)

he's been watching blue peter.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)

your nude lady seems to have a beach on her...

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Hello!

I like that muchly

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Lovely and atmospheric

and I tickly like the gradients from the lightbulb.
Query, what's casting the shadows?

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

no idea

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

Woo NICE :DD

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

POW!

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

hahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)

You could have a big dipper

arf! :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)

That's very forward of you mister.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)

If you play your cards right, mind you

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)

Oh won't you show for me?

And I will show for you.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

the black metal pandas were amazing.

how many black metal pics have you done now?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

Erm, less than ten

photobucket has decided to fuck me over again until the first of next month though
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)

Well schooled !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)

babel fish?

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)

hahaha...another good one:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)

haha

you and your sledgehammer wit

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)

*calls your name*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

Geez.

All you do is call me.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)

you said you'd be anything i need

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)

You never showed me round your fruitcage.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)

i thought you'd kicked the habit

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

But your fruitcage

is where the fruit is sweet as can be.

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)

it is

until i shed my skin

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)

fuck yes!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)

Nice one, Herm-erm, Curis!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

it's travelling the wrong way

but I like it :P

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

Better?

(

Curis, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

wahey :)

yay pedanticism

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

no it's not

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)

Hahaha :DD

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

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