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I really have no idea what is going on in his mind, so, I thought that b3ta might have a better idea.
www.whatareweblahblahblah
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:43,
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www.yesyesyouare.co.uk monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:47,
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Pffffft!First giggle of the day! (I got up stupidly late)
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:49,
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He's saying"Try having an original idea of your own"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:51,
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Cameron certainly hasn't got any.
It's not so much that the lights are left on but nobody is at home, it's more like;
there was never anybody in to put the lights on in the first place.
.....bet he's good on a trumpet wi'those cheeks:) Elvis impersonator,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:38,
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This is a reconstruction of how the election will pan out /MailOnline(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10,
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Silly bomb is silly Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:14,
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But don't you agree that silly bomb has the same hairstyle as Margaret Thatcher? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20,
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That accounts for 53% of its silliness Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:33,
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I see what you mean...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:40,
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:DKill it with fi...oh, wait...
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:46,
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Fire only feeds it.Sharpened shovels, just like at Stalingrad.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:48,
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Add a lip ring and the resemblance is uncanny*runs away and hides*
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:56,
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Well done! Now aim for 9999999.Minor TJ: Just got sent my Indian visa. Yay! :)
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:28,
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I have come to the conclusionthat you are easily pleased ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:48,
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ELECTRIC TITS! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:49,
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lolthat probably took a great deal longer to craft than the original effort.
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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Are you calling into doubt the skills of the MailOnline Photoshop Experts? (MOPE)hehe I expect there was an argument between the freelance Photomontage Expert and the Mail Editor - "Nah! all that debris, flames and stuff people just won't believe it! Just stick a mushroom cloud on the stadium don't want to confuse the readership do we!" *pronounced in a South London accent*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:28,
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aah, the good old MOPElong may they continue
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1258905/Moscow-British-troops-march-Red-Square-Stalin-portrait.html
"what? of course you can cast a shadow against the sky, if it's cloudy n'that"
(www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1258905/Moscow-British-troops-march-Red-Square-Stalin-portrait.html
"what? of course you can cast a shadow against the sky, if it's cloudy n'that"
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:36,
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hahahamaybe they erected a shadow.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:48,
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KABOOM!
Should be green really, but fuck it.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:24,
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She was a great politician.Like or loathe her, you cannot question her ability.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:09,
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Special mentionGenghis Khan.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10,
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A little different.Genghis ruled with his family and, whilst he was very successful against the Chin and the Arabs, he was very much a general and ruled through power.
Perhaps Jochi would be a better example - yes he died and never became Khan, but his followers wanted to follow him.
Another example from Ghengis's contemporaries might be Jelaudin, who lost his entire army of 160,000 men to Genghis and was down to his brothers and father, but after his father's death raised an army of 60,000 men which managed the only recorded defeat of Ghengis's army. Later that entire army was destroyed, with only Jelaudin himself escaping (jumping his horse off a cliff into the sea), yet he went on to raise yet another army which, although he was murdered before it arrived, overran Jerusalem and held it for almost 700 years.
(Perhaps Jochi would be a better example - yes he died and never became Khan, but his followers wanted to follow him.
Another example from Ghengis's contemporaries might be Jelaudin, who lost his entire army of 160,000 men to Genghis and was down to his brothers and father, but after his father's death raised an army of 60,000 men which managed the only recorded defeat of Ghengis's army. Later that entire army was destroyed, with only Jelaudin himself escaping (jumping his horse off a cliff into the sea), yet he went on to raise yet another army which, although he was murdered before it arrived, overran Jerusalem and held it for almost 700 years.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:29,
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I've watched Mongol.I know the score.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:46,
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I haven'tIs it good? I like that period a lot.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:06,
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Her ability to sell off national assets, give breaks to all her rich friends in business, destroy whole communities, introduce the poll tax, increase the gap between rich and poor, deny the concept of society....
No, you can't question her ability.
(No, you can't question her ability.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:11,
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I am not saying that she was good.I was saying that she at least did something, rather than just doing nothing and issuing sound-bites.
Any decision, even a wrong decision, is better than no decision at all.
Also, 'National Assets'? After Brown sold all our gold in one lump, I find it hard to find any other leader's actions on that front anything but laudable.
(Any decision, even a wrong decision, is better than no decision at all.
Also, 'National Assets'? After Brown sold all our gold in one lump, I find it hard to find any other leader's actions on that front anything but laudable.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:31,
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I'd have preferred her to do nothing.I can't see how making a 'wrong' decision is better than none.
As for 'wrong' - her decisions weren't mistakes on her part, they were calculated to empower the rich and diminish the poor.
I agree, selling off the bullion was a stupid thing to do, but nothing compared to thatcher's programme of selling off the utilities, rail, etc and squandering the north sea assets with tax breaks for the rich.
I fail to see how this country improved under thatcher either economically or in terms of the (harder to measure) social costs that her grasping, aspirational agenda inflicted.
(As for 'wrong' - her decisions weren't mistakes on her part, they were calculated to empower the rich and diminish the poor.
I agree, selling off the bullion was a stupid thing to do, but nothing compared to thatcher's programme of selling off the utilities, rail, etc and squandering the north sea assets with tax breaks for the rich.
I fail to see how this country improved under thatcher either economically or in terms of the (harder to measure) social costs that her grasping, aspirational agenda inflicted.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:45,
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what did she doother than privatise national institutions for short-term gain and engineer an avoidable war prior to an election that the tories would clearly have lost were it not for the fervour and national pride created by that avoidable war?
I did very well out of the Thatcher years but not as a result of her policies, more as a result of the city dissociating itself from the previous socialist attitudes and adopting, wholesale, the US capitalist idiom. Thatcher did not create that situation. She just oversaw a government who happened to be in power when the city decided to change.
What about the asset-stripping of the NHS, the effects of which we are still feeling? What about the forced labour of our youth into YTS schemes that did nothing other than manufacture false numbers for the unemployment charts?
What about allowing Britain to be ruled from the EU against the wishes of the populace? An act of pig-headedness that saw the end if agriculture and fishing in the UK.
Thatcher did nothing during her term other than make the plight of the poorer-off worse.
The tories had no vision during the Thatcher years, all they did was to copy wholesale, the "hard economics" policy of Reagan's USA. The Uk suffered for this.
But in the spirit of the 80's I can say that I made a shit-ton of money from the sale of public assets and as I'm all right jack, fuck the poor.
(I did very well out of the Thatcher years but not as a result of her policies, more as a result of the city dissociating itself from the previous socialist attitudes and adopting, wholesale, the US capitalist idiom. Thatcher did not create that situation. She just oversaw a government who happened to be in power when the city decided to change.
What about the asset-stripping of the NHS, the effects of which we are still feeling? What about the forced labour of our youth into YTS schemes that did nothing other than manufacture false numbers for the unemployment charts?
What about allowing Britain to be ruled from the EU against the wishes of the populace? An act of pig-headedness that saw the end if agriculture and fishing in the UK.
Thatcher did nothing during her term other than make the plight of the poorer-off worse.
The tories had no vision during the Thatcher years, all they did was to copy wholesale, the "hard economics" policy of Reagan's USA. The Uk suffered for this.
But in the spirit of the 80's I can say that I made a shit-ton of money from the sale of public assets and as I'm all right jack, fuck the poor.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:38,
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nobody wants to take me on today.I need a good argument when I am sporting such a spectacular hangover.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:01,
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I'm up for a flame war, if you like.You rancid syphilitic jizz-stain!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:05,
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That's not a flame-war.it's just puerile insults in lieu of any actual, rational argument. You goat-fucking camel-rapist.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:12,
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To hell with rational argument!You shit-encrusted hairy anus.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:53,
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A tradition New Labour have proudly continued(apart from poll tax, but take your pick of many other unpopular taxes)
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:47,
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If by ability you mean what a Consummate Bitch she was then I agree maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:12,
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Ok, I 'ma putting my hands up and admitting I was wrong....I watched the new Dr Who last night and really enjoyed it, he's a lot better than I expected.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:55,
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That's a goddamned lie! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10,
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Sorry, I was up there with the biggest of his criticsbut I did find myself warm to him as it went on.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:18,
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Oh God, it's like the walls of sanity are collapsingall around me.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20,
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I agree I was expecting him not to match up to David Tennant but he does a pretty good jobnow I can relax and start watching Dr Who in enjoyment.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:15,
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"I just came, to sayI looooove youuu"
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:14,
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IAMNOTFAKINGTHISLAUGHTHISISMYREALLAUGHAHAHAHAHA monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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Ha ha ha, fuck.Also, is she doing an impression of a xenomorph? I expect another smaller version of her own mouth to be jutting out at any moment.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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Awww, he's like a big cuddly cleanshaven Santa Claus Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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big cuddly cleanshaven Nazi Santa Claus Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:17,
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big cuddly cleanshaven dress wearing Nazi Santa Claus. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:15,
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big cuddly clean shaven dress wearing kid fiddling Nazi Santa Claus.
(,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:40,
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... its not a shop. Looks like the Sun's photoshop expert is off sick today.
hmmneeds more mushroom cloud.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262668/Olympic-Armageddon-Top-thriller-writer-imagines-terrorist-attack-London-2012-Games.html
(www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262668/Olympic-Armageddon-Top-thriller-writer-imagines-terrorist-attack-London-2012-Games.html
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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It's so realistic haha:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:32,
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I bet it would look EXACTLY like thatExcept for the fact that dirty bombs don't explode like that. They disperse radioactive material via conventional explosion.
Not even "proper" nukes would explode like that - at that stage in the detonation that stadium and everything around it would have been sucked up and pretty much vaporised.
(Not even "proper" nukes would explode like that - at that stage in the detonation that stadium and everything around it would have been sucked up and pretty much vaporised.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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Also, proper nukes don't pass through both the front and the back of objects : ) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:44,
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Well, they sort of doin a "vapourise everything in the way" kind of way :)
I just tried reading that excerpt. It's not very good. It's far too concerned about the medical effects - one of the main purposes of a dirty bomb is that it spreads panic and terror since nobody can see the invisible radioactive death in the air.
Besides, Strontium-90 is cool. It could create a mutant race of Johnny Alphas.
And could a helicopter-mounted sensor really pick up gamma rays? I'd have thought little things like inverse square laws, shielding and other sources would kinda render it useless.
(I just tried reading that excerpt. It's not very good. It's far too concerned about the medical effects - one of the main purposes of a dirty bomb is that it spreads panic and terror since nobody can see the invisible radioactive death in the air.
Besides, Strontium-90 is cool. It could create a mutant race of Johnny Alphas.
And could a helicopter-mounted sensor really pick up gamma rays? I'd have thought little things like inverse square laws, shielding and other sources would kinda render it useless.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:51,
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This is a silly nuke Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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indeed. Stop all this silliness, right now!(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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You doubt the word of The Mail?how very dare you! ;)
This is a precise reconstruction of how a Gay would Explode when allowed to freely mince in a public arena!
(This is a precise reconstruction of how a Gay would Explode when allowed to freely mince in a public arena!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:48,
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i'd at least expect the grass to go a bit brownthat actually seems to be doing it some good.
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:50,
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Fleas from Al-Qaeda have set off a dirty bomb!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02,
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noooooooooooooooooooooo!so many tiny tiny lives :'(
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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oh the humanity!*fleas*
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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Wow why haven't I seen this on the news yet :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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Hahahahaha God bless the Daily Wail. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:19,
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hahahahaha, "send a dirty bomb up the Thames"best new euphemism award 2010
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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Imagine:this is how it would look if a retard used photoshop.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:50,
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The Sun has a Photoshop Expert?Well I suppose they have to use some program to enhance the boobs on page3
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:31,
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i wanna learn to do realisitic photoshop stuff like this(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02,
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haha you would never have realised it had been 'shopped maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:05,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfucking hell yes, all online dating pics should be shopped by whoever did that.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:52,
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Has gordon been trying to apply make up using the back of a rusty spoon as a mirror again?after-noon/midday/ningles.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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erm, my dust mites appear to be hosting an olympics......should i be worried about this at all?
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:41,
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nup, just start selling tickets, and make a profit. k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:47,
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I'm pretty sure they could design a better logo, too, The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:49,
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Does that make it the Stadium of Mite?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:54,
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Mite is right. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:06,
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I'm confused.What is this?
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:55,
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Well, for a start, it's a very small stadium, rather than a vast pencil on an enormous desk. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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I think this might explain it:(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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"This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "boo!
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:06,
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Christ - I only just watched that!This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVlp8D9i58
edit: Ah, hang on, I'm in forrinland...
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVlp8D9i58
edit: Ah, hang on, I'm in forrinland...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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daw :(ah well, what was it?
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:14,
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Father Ted: "One more time." picks up toy cows from table "These are small." Replace cows, points out of window "Thos are far away."
Dougal: Pauses, shakes head
Father Ted: "Aw, forget it!"
(Dougal: Pauses, shakes head
Father Ted: "Aw, forget it!"
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:57,
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this is indeed the case(although that's a floor board, rather than a desk, if they started moving in on my domain they'd be in trouble.)
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Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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mighty mites build a stadium of white impressive craftsmanship
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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A new level of evil has entered the world :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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IbisYou bis
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(We all bis.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:55,
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bis bisasbisat
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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NO NO NO NO NOI told you last night when you deleted a similar image that Dr. Who has no business with Star Wars.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:23,
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Biting political satire?
Wouldn't know it if it punched me in the face
One thing I do know... every time I see his face, I get an urge to punch
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:00,
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doesn't need the eyes or 'tache:)
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:02,
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Kept me busy for 30 seconds;)
nings
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chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:05,
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don't really like Next Level Cat..there's better prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:26,
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If you haven't got anything nice to saythen don't say anything at all.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:36,
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What if you /only/ have nice things to say?What if there is some kind of crisis that requires you to be mean to resolve it? Eh? What then?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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The end of the world as we know it.Disaster strikes.
No more lemon meringue.
(No more lemon meringue.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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You are an erect cat? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:47,
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Hey your like my FAVOURTIE person on youtube becuase you have the most funnist videos and I saw your video Go Shorty it's a hit in my class it's awesome please subscribe and add me thanks your #1 fan Maddisonriules
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:55,
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This passes the requisite YouTube comment filter. Could do with more lols and exclamation marksWOW soo cooolll lol!!! wsih my cat cud do this lol!!!
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:48,
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"If only he would just raise one arm in the air. Or do a little jig"It's not enough that the cat can stand up. Teach it to jig, that's what the people want!
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:20,
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Meh!It's just a mere cat. (geddit)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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Looks like the Polish president and half the Polish gumment has snuffed it in a plane crash.Photoshop sales increase.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:50,
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Those are Blair's eyes though? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:30,
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GJM:D i played one of your games, it was fab as expected
( edit:everyone go play them)
(( edit:everyone go play them)
FIEND,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:55,
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I was just listening to Hot ChipAnd I like your image. I look like Badman, is this bad?
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:02,
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i was just listening to bumjazz robotic stylists.get a haircut you ramone.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:06,
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:cI am on Monday so screw you, internet man!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:15,
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I love the Green Emo one!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:05,
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Whats better: cranes...
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55,
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And if anyone would like an Abbey Road with the Beatles shoddily cloned out(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:57,
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or you could use the version in the b3a kitthat I made years ago...
www.b3takit.co.uk/page1.htm
used in shenanigans like this...
(www.b3takit.co.uk/page1.htm
used in shenanigans like this...
Mystery_Bob,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:01,
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Bah, I should've known!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:03,
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Every time you get 4 paulsyou have to punch yourself in the face.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:07,
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I forgot about thisthis is excellent
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:06,
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now clone out all the people from the sergeant pepper album.then clone out all the songs featuring paul mccartney.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:21,
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Strangelycranes are more surreal in this context.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:14,
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I am a scientist and have calculated the following statement to be 87% factual.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:21,
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*chomp*Oh, I don't know...
*munch munch munch*
(*munch munch munch*
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:25,
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OH GOD STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HANDS THE PAIN THE UNIMAGINABLE PAINWait, I just realised, waffles don't have nerves. Carry on.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:27,
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Fank oo!*munch munch munch*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:30,
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Teehee, it's tickles.Wait, what? Waffles do have nerves then?
OW MY GOD THE HORRENDOUS PAIN.
(OW MY GOD THE HORRENDOUS PAIN.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35,
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Ah. Er.Sorry about that.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38,
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SHEEET!Dey sum big bredy hanz
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:36,
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Ah like 'em big.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:46,
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Ok, I've noticed you're pretty down on the wheat-based-product-handed.That's UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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I've tried to not be so intolerant of people with food hands but you're all just too damn strange. Shada,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:51,
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be sure to moisturize, or you'll wind up with croutonitis PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:50,
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:<You a dick.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:42,
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Sweet, hence the syrup! :D
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:43,
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Other foodstuffs blurring the sweet / savoury boundaries:Rice
Nuts
Feel free to add your own.
(Nuts
Feel free to add your own.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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Muffins.Actually true.
Conventional vs English
(Conventional vs English
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55,
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bacon, cooked, then dipped in maple syrupmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:58,
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Chicken.They make a dessert with it in Turkey. Trufax.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:02,
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There's this great site called "Google..."fxcuisine.com/default.asp?language=2&Display=219&resolution=high
I've never made it. I did try it in Turkey, but ur yuck no.
(I've never made it. I did try it in Turkey, but ur yuck no.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:22,
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How about I just give you a mouthfucking recipe instead.Almonds, slivered almonds actually. Those are the kind cut into thin slices, just in case you're a fucking idiot.
Pre-heat a heavy pan over a medium-high flame then when it's good and hot throw on enough almonds to evenly cover the pan.
Keep turning and moving the almonds every 30 seconds or so. They should start to brown after around 3 minutes. Any sooner and the pan is too hot.
When they've started to turn golden brown on both sides, reduce the heat a little and drizzle over some naturally brewed tamari. Eden make a pretty good one. PLZ none of that Kikoman shit SRSLY. Get some real tamari.
RANT OVER. You want enough tamari to leave several drops on every sliver of almond. If in doubt add a little more. You don't want them swimming in it though ok.
Keep moving the almonds around with a spatula while the tamari dries out. This will happen pretty quickly.
As soon as the tamari has dried out, pour on some maple syrup. NOT SOME BREAKFAST SYRUP CRAP FFS USE THE REAL THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
You just want enough syrup to lightly coat the nuts. Keep it moving in the pan and the syrup will start to go stringy. You'll see what I mean.
As soon as it goes stringy, toss it out onto a plate and let it cool. SRSLY DON'T eat it until it's cooled down a bit because it takes a while to crisp up.
Thank me at your leisure.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:30,
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that's a ranty recipe there.you should eat more bran.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:22,
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You see, THIS is the kind of thing I've been waiting for...TV people take note. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:31,
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Hahaha!I was thinking about adding in bees! Nice!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:36,
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i will use the waffle hands that you reject. postbear has metal knees,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03,
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I disagree! I think they would beAWAFFLEY VERSATILE!
HAHAHAHAH
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hahahahaha
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03,
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Where's Cockweasle?I still love this: www.b3ta.com/board/9552720
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:24,
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well I'll be a monkey's uncle!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:21,
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ObligatoryWould.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:22,
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Gee whiz, it's ages since I did a Vimod or a Freebase...
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:29,
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His one dream in life was to ride the zamboni mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38,
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hahaI don't think I've seen this one
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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Oh, you with your fucking talent.:P
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39,
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I'm beginning to like being a showoff wanker.I'll undoubtedly regret it though.
( k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:40,
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Yeah, stop posting good pictures you wanker!Post shite that's no better than anything I can do, then maybe I won't hate you!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:45,
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Am it lolchare tiem?
Have a mood swing.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:26,
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How's things Sir?
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:37,
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not horrendous I suppose, and yourself?been awhile since we've both been on /board
( k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39,
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Not bad either.Yes that's right. I can access it from work but I just don't have as much time as I used to.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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My schnitzel brings all the Germans to the yardand they're like "Guten Tag!"
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:24,
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Hah!This is good.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:32,
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Yes,although I did not change his picture at all.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:35,
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Hello sir.Are you well. Is the nation's health still safe in your hands?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:59,
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before I go to bedThought I'd share this. I've been laughing at it most of the day.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:48,
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That's pretty awesome.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:16,
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That looks quite cool,but I am drun k and need to go to bed. I will look at it in the morning!*
*may be afternoon if I'm hanging...
(*may be afternoon if I'm hanging...
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:18,
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my cat had 4 kittensalllrigght, i got loads of kittens and the vet said she was only going to have 3. i made her this house to do them in but she started doing it before i painted it in a suitable fashion, still a stylish place to give birth though.
( sooperdave,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22,
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NOT SO SOOPER NOW DAVE! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25,
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you wouldn't want illiterate kittens, would you?
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25,
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it's true.That annoying cunt of a cat on the telly selling cat food or cat Bupa or some other shit, keeps saying so.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32,
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I never said it wasn't true. I said that was what they want you to think, which is proven by the IAMs cat. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:33,
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that cat's just an actor.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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That's what they want you to think.It's true. Mu^^ has all the facts up there.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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not with that attitude, they can't.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29,
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put a fresh crossword down every day.Seriously. It takes a while, but it stops them scratching the furniture.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31,
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They're only be illiterate if they were english or canadian kittens.American kittens would be fine.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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True.American kittens are all like "...so I jumped off the trashcan onto the sidewalk, when this guy steps out of an elevator and into a motorcar. I can't remember what color it was, but it was parked right in the center of the street..."
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:44,
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I imagine them all being like "grody to the max, dude"and "gag me with a spoon".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:45,
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It's acceptable if they're American kittens.WHY NO PICTURES OF TINY KITTENS, DAVE? HUH?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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its dark in the box and i dont want to flash lights at them. sooperdave,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29,
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Hmm. Your consideration for your cats is touching.WHERE'S YOUR NIGHT-VISION CAMERA, DAVE?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31,
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Why does centre need to be capitalised? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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It's not a sentence. It doesn't require a full stop. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30,
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now this is going to negatively impact on its marketable value.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32,
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some carpet would cover it nicelyill add you some windows to sweeten the deal.
( sooperdave,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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Awww where are the lidl kittens? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23,
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HIDINGin case Pissflaps comes round and eats them :D
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26,
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why am i looking at a picture of your feline domicile:D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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CrikeyWhere do you live?
It looks like a set for a Saw film. Apart from the brithnig cnetre (which doesn't appear to have an exit, so still a bit like a Saw film).
(It looks like a set for a Saw film. Apart from the brithnig cnetre (which doesn't appear to have an exit, so still a bit like a Saw film).
4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:58,
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Fucking CatsComing over here, taking our jobs....
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:19,
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:)This fills me with glee.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:23,
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Zo, You can't exagtly zay if zey are alife or dead inzide, can you?
Mandatory Schrödinger is an evil cat-hating twunt. Sorry.
Lest we forget the icons compo...
Dartboard
Biohazard
Jukebox 45 Converter
Flame An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:07,
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Cooooool.Especially the flame. Want new icons! Want new icons! Want new icons!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:12,
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Where does that expression come from?Why beans? I prefer my beans hot, personally.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:16,
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1960's Yank slang.does not mean anything, just one of those phrases that drugged up beatniks used to describe a good thing/time.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:19,
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Really?My fact for the day :)
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:21,
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you can't say itunless you are wearing drainpipe pants and a black polo neck jersey.
true story daddy-o
(true story daddy-o
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25,
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Drainpipes?Y'know what, I won't say it.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30,
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Icons good.but I miss my icons that I earned from donation back before I was banned the first time. Makes me look like a noob ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:17,
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I remember shitting in the cornerback before this was all fields.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:20,
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I complained about somequite overt and threatening abuse. My mistake was complaining to a fucking woman who decided I should be banned for my own good on the premise that if I'm not here I can't be abused and threatened.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22,
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That sounds reasonable.Maybe a policy the next government could adopt.
Being victimised, threatened or robbed on a regular basis? GO TO JAIL!
(Being victimised, threatened or robbed on a regular basis? GO TO JAIL!
4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:49,
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watch it son. I've been herelonger than you've had testicles ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:00,
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I doubt it.I've had this particular set of testicles for longer than 3 years 11 months and 16 days.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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oh I'm well oversix years. I just required a slight name change previously.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:25,
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in fact wow!I've been here more than 7 years. Tiring. I'm off to bed.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:27,
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What's your mouth doingnot full of cock, bitch?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23,
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A job?So I repeat. What's your mouth doing not full of cock bitch? ;)
(I'm humming 'everybody's talkin' in honor of your new line of work ;))
((I'm humming 'everybody's talkin' in honor of your new line of work ;))
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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Yes a jobIn a hostel, Im going to be living in a hostel and working there.
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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what as?a professional tramp? Do you stand outside, luring other tramps into your seedy den so you can milk them for their precious juice?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31,
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i could never get rid of my pantsthey're the only pair i have
:*(
(:*(
El_MUERkO bleeds love,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:21,
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nice work. i like the biohazard symbol.i did the 45 insert a few years ago but it didn't get used yet.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:16,
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