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[challenge entry] I really have no idea what is going on in his mind, so, I thought that b3ta might have a better idea.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# www.whatareweblahblahblah

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# www.yesyesyouare.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Pffffft!
First giggle of the day! (I got up stupidly late)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# try this
I want one

3 DVD box special
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Is it available on teh Bloo Rayz? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# He's saying
"Try having an original idea of your own"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameron certainly hasn't got any.

It's not so much that the lights are left on but nobody is at home, it's more like;
there was never anybody in to put the lights on in the first place.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# pfft....is that enough F's?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I'm not sure how many there are supposed to be
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# .....bet he's good on a trumpet wi'those cheeks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# like this????
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# hehehe
Good job on that one!
(. Y . ), Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a reconstruction of how the election will pan out /MailOnline

Sauce www.b3ta.com/board/9998833
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Silly bomb is silly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# But don't you agree that silly bomb has the same hairstyle as Margaret Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# That accounts for 53% of its silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I see what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# :D
Kill it with fi...oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Fire only feeds it.
Sharpened shovels, just like at Stalingrad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Add a lip ring and the resemblance is uncanny
*runs away and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Pervert.
Yay! I got post 9998888!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Well done! Now aim for 9999999.
Minor TJ: Just got sent my Indian visa. Yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Tits
or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Shit off, that's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I have come to the conclusion
that you are easily pleased ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ELECTRIC TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# YOUR ALARM BELLS
YOUR ALARM BELLS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Tweep Tweep
Dat's da sound of da police
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# lol
that probably took a great deal longer to craft than the original effort.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Are you calling into doubt the skills of the MailOnline Photoshop Experts? (MOPE)
hehe I expect there was an argument between the freelance Photomontage Expert and the Mail Editor - "Nah! all that debris, flames and stuff people just won't believe it! Just stick a mushroom cloud on the stadium don't want to confuse the readership do we!" *pronounced in a South London accent*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# aah, the good old MOPE
long may they continue
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1258905/Moscow-British-troops-march-Red-Square-Stalin-portrait.html
"what? of course you can cast a shadow against the sky, if it's cloudy n'that"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
maybe they erected a shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# haha
good find
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# KABOOM!

Should be green really, but fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Phoar!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# HE'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we ever forget.....
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# She was a great politician.
Like or loathe her, you cannot question her ability.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# See also
Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Special mention
Genghis Khan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# A little different.
Genghis ruled with his family and, whilst he was very successful against the Chin and the Arabs, he was very much a general and ruled through power.

Perhaps Jochi would be a better example - yes he died and never became Khan, but his followers wanted to follow him.

Another example from Ghengis's contemporaries might be Jelaudin, who lost his entire army of 160,000 men to Genghis and was down to his brothers and father, but after his father's death raised an army of 60,000 men which managed the only recorded defeat of Ghengis's army. Later that entire army was destroyed, with only Jelaudin himself escaping (jumping his horse off a cliff into the sea), yet he went on to raise yet another army which, although he was murdered before it arrived, overran Jerusalem and held it for almost 700 years.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I've watched Mongol.
I know the score.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I haven't
Is it good? I like that period a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
#
Her ability to sell off national assets, give breaks to all her rich friends in business, destroy whole communities, introduce the poll tax, increase the gap between rich and poor, deny the concept of society....
No, you can't question her ability.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I am not saying that she was good.
I was saying that she at least did something, rather than just doing nothing and issuing sound-bites.

Any decision, even a wrong decision, is better than no decision at all.

Also, 'National Assets'? After Brown sold all our gold in one lump, I find it hard to find any other leader's actions on that front anything but laudable.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I'd have preferred her to do nothing.
I can't see how making a 'wrong' decision is better than none.
As for 'wrong' - her decisions weren't mistakes on her part, they were calculated to empower the rich and diminish the poor.
I agree, selling off the bullion was a stupid thing to do, but nothing compared to thatcher's programme of selling off the utilities, rail, etc and squandering the north sea assets with tax breaks for the rich.
I fail to see how this country improved under thatcher either economically or in terms of the (harder to measure) social costs that her grasping, aspirational agenda inflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# what did she do
other than privatise national institutions for short-term gain and engineer an avoidable war prior to an election that the tories would clearly have lost were it not for the fervour and national pride created by that avoidable war?
I did very well out of the Thatcher years but not as a result of her policies, more as a result of the city dissociating itself from the previous socialist attitudes and adopting, wholesale, the US capitalist idiom. Thatcher did not create that situation. She just oversaw a government who happened to be in power when the city decided to change.
What about the asset-stripping of the NHS, the effects of which we are still feeling? What about the forced labour of our youth into YTS schemes that did nothing other than manufacture false numbers for the unemployment charts?
What about allowing Britain to be ruled from the EU against the wishes of the populace? An act of pig-headedness that saw the end if agriculture and fishing in the UK.
Thatcher did nothing during her term other than make the plight of the poorer-off worse.
The tories had no vision during the Thatcher years, all they did was to copy wholesale, the "hard economics" policy of Reagan's USA. The Uk suffered for this.

But in the spirit of the 80's I can say that I made a shit-ton of money from the sale of public assets and as I'm all right jack, fuck the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# nobody wants to take me on today.
I need a good argument when I am sporting such a spectacular hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I'm up for a flame war, if you like.
You rancid syphilitic jizz-stain!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# That's not a flame-war.
it's just puerile insults in lieu of any actual, rational argument. You goat-fucking camel-rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# To hell with rational argument!
You shit-encrusted hairy anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# A tradition New Labour have proudly continued
(apart from poll tax, but take your pick of many other unpopular taxes)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# If by ability you mean what a Consummate Bitch she was then I agree
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Ok, I 'ma putting my hands up and admitting I was wrong....
I watched the new Dr Who last night and really enjoyed it, he's a lot better than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# That's a goddamned lie!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Sorry, I was up there with the biggest of his critics
but I did find myself warm to him as it went on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Oh God, it's like the walls of sanity are collapsing
all around me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I agree I was expecting him not to match up to David Tennant but he does a pretty good job
now I can relax and start watching Dr Who in enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# haha
this gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# "I just came, to say
I looooove youuu"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ngngngngngngngng
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# IAMNOTFAKINGTHISLAUGHTHISISMYREALLAUGHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
Also, is she doing an impression of a xenomorph? I expect another smaller version of her own mouth to be jutting out at any moment.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
damn, should have done that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *fears*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Pope denies Kiddie Fiddling
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Awww, he's like a big cuddly cleanshaven Santa Claus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# big cuddly cleanshaven Nazi Santa Claus
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# big cuddly cleanshaven dress wearing Nazi Santa Claus.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
#
big cuddly clean shaven dress wearing kid fiddling Nazi Santa Claus.
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# ... its not a shop. Looks like the Sun's photoshop expert is off sick today.
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hmm
needs more mushroom cloud.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262668/Olympic-Armageddon-Top-thriller-writer-imagines-terrorist-attack-London-2012-Games.html
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It's so realistic haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I bet it would look EXACTLY like that
Except for the fact that dirty bombs don't explode like that. They disperse radioactive material via conventional explosion.
Not even "proper" nukes would explode like that - at that stage in the detonation that stadium and everything around it would have been sucked up and pretty much vaporised.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Also, proper nukes don't pass through both the front and the back of objects : )
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Well, they sort of do
in a "vapourise everything in the way" kind of way :)
I just tried reading that excerpt. It's not very good. It's far too concerned about the medical effects - one of the main purposes of a dirty bomb is that it spreads panic and terror since nobody can see the invisible radioactive death in the air.
Besides, Strontium-90 is cool. It could create a mutant race of Johnny Alphas.
And could a helicopter-mounted sensor really pick up gamma rays? I'd have thought little things like inverse square laws, shielding and other sources would kinda render it useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# This is a silly nuke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# indeed. Stop all this silliness, right now!
farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3196806411_7cf4a1e13b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You doubt the word of The Mail?
how very dare you! ;)

This is a precise reconstruction of how a Gay would Explode when allowed to freely mince in a public arena!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# i'd at least expect the grass to go a bit brown
that actually seems to be doing it some good.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Fleas from Al-Qaeda have set off a dirty bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooo!
so many tiny tiny lives :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# oh the humanity!
*fleas*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Wow why haven't I seen this on the news yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha God bless the Daily Wail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahaha, "send a dirty bomb up the Thames"
best new euphemism award 2010
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# :D
or D:

either or.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Burns more than a whale up the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Imagine:
this is how it would look if a retard used photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# The Sun has a Photoshop Expert?
Well I suppose they have to use some program to enhance the boobs on page3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# And airbrush out the cooties
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# i wanna learn to do realisitic photoshop stuff like this
www.okcupid.com/profile/tnbrowneyedgirl/pictures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# First, get some Strontium-90...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# haha you would never have realised it had been 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# lol wtf
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell yes, all online dating pics should be shopped by whoever did that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Clown

^cfb^
(Spikey, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Has gordon been trying to apply make up using the back of a rusty spoon as a mirror again?
after-noon/midday/ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# He's got to paint that smile on somehow!
after-'ning.
(Spikey, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# erm, my dust mites appear to be hosting an olympics...
...should i be worried about this at all?

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# nup, just start selling tickets, and make a profit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they could design a better logo, too,
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Does that make it the Stadium of Mite?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Mite is right.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I'm confused.
What is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Well, for a start, it's a very small stadium, rather than a vast pencil on an enormous desk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I think this might explain it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# "This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "
boo!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Christ - I only just watched that!
This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVlp8D9i58

edit: Ah, hang on, I'm in forrinland...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# daw :(
ah well, what was it?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# a crummy tv show
*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
#
Father Ted: "One more time." picks up toy cows from table "These are small." Replace cows, points out of window "Thos are far away."
Dougal: Pauses, shakes head
Father Ted: "Aw, forget it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# aahh
of course
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# works fine!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# this is indeed the case
(although that's a floor board, rather than a desk, if they started moving in on my domain they'd be in trouble.)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# mighty mites build a stadium of white
impressive craftsmanship
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# A new level of evil has entered the world :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# hehe Lord Wader
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Ibis
You bis
We all bis.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# bis bisas
bisat
bisamus
bisatis
bisant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# FUCKING ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# nice boob action
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Norks and ones
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I like the woo :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
I told you last night when you deleted a similar image that Dr. Who has no business with Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yes yes yes :D

(herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Biting political satire?

Wouldn't know it if it punched me in the face
One thing I do know... every time I see his face, I get an urge to punch
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:00, archived)
# doesn't need the eyes or 'tache
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Kept me busy for 30 seconds
;)

nings
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Fuck you
I'M IN THE NEWS :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:19, archived)
# don't really like Next Level Cat..there's better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)
# If you haven't got anything nice to say
then don't say anything at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# What if you /only/ have nice things to say?
What if there is some kind of crisis that requires you to be mean to resolve it? Eh? What then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# The end of the world as we know it.
Disaster strikes.

No more lemon meringue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# oh, is it your cat?

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
# You are an erect cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
#
Hey your like my FAVOURTIE person on youtube becuase you have the most funnist videos and I saw your video Go Shorty it's a hit in my class it's awesome please subscribe and add me thanks your #1 fan Maddisonriules
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# This passes the requisite YouTube comment filter. Could do with more lols and exclamation marks
WOW soo cooolll lol!!! wsih my cat cud do this lol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "If only he would just raise one arm in the air. Or do a little jig"
It's not enough that the cat can stand up. Teach it to jig, that's what the people want!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Meh!
It's just a mere cat. (geddit)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# LOL
all hail next-level cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# chunder!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Looks like the Polish president and half the Polish gumment has snuffed it in a plane crash.
Photoshop sales increase.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Those are Blair's eyes though?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Star Trek of the Apes

Stolen & improved upon. Meh.
(trekadam30, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:33, archived)
#
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 7:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 7:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:09, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# GJM
:D i played one of your games, it was fab as expected

( edit:everyone go play them)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
#
im listening to run dmc right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# I was just listening to Hot Chip
And I like your image. I look like Badman, is this bad?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)
# i was just listening to bumjazz robotic stylists.
get a haircut you ramone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:06, archived)
# :c
I am on Monday so screw you, internet man!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)
# anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:01, archived)
# do continue
and also call all the cunts on /talk a cunt
(JoePesky, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:27, archived)
# I love the Green Emo one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
#
He's pretty relaxed
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Whats better: cranes...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# ...or boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# And if anyone would like an Abbey Road with the Beatles shoddily cloned out
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# it looks nicer with them twats not in the pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# or you could use the version in the b3a kit
that I made years ago...

www.b3takit.co.uk/page1.htm

used in shenanigans like this...


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Bah, I should've known!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Every time you get 4 pauls
you have to punch yourself in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:07, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# damn, i wish macca was first
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# whereas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# o hey.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...love this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I forgot about this
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)
# now clone out all the people from the sergeant pepper album.
then clone out all the songs featuring paul mccartney.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:21, archived)
# BOOBIES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Strangely
cranes are more surreal in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:14, archived)
# cassowaries.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)
# weeee
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# I am a scientist and have calculated the following statement to be 87% factual.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# *chomp*
Oh, I don't know...
*munch munch munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)
# OH GOD STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HANDS THE PAIN THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN
Wait, I just realised, waffles don't have nerves. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Fank oo!
*munch munch munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Teehee, it's tickles.
Wait, what? Waffles do have nerves then?
OW MY GOD THE HORRENDOUS PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Ah. Er.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# O NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# SHEEET!
Dey sum big bredy hanz
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# THEY BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
#
Ah like 'em big.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# way to have yeasty hands you bready malformite
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Ok, I've noticed you're pretty down on the wheat-based-product-handed.
That's UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I've tried to not be so intolerant of people with food hands but you're all just too damn strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I AM CRYING NOW
TEARS OF STICKY RICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# be sure to moisturize, or you'll wind up with croutonitis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# good job having waffle hands you waffle handed freak fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# :<
You a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Sweet or potato?
(Kinnell, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Sweet, hence the syrup! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Other foodstuffs blurring the sweet / savoury boundaries:
Rice
Nuts

Feel free to add your own.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# sugarsteak
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Pan fried peaches in hot mutton gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Muffins.
Actually true.

Conventional vs English
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# bacon, cooked, then dipped in maple syrup
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Chicken.
They make a dessert with it in Turkey. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Recipes or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# There's this great site called "Google..."
fxcuisine.com/default.asp?language=2&Display=219&resolution=high
I've never made it. I did try it in Turkey, but ur yuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# How about I just give you a mouthfucking recipe instead.

Almonds, slivered almonds actually. Those are the kind cut into thin slices, just in case you're a fucking idiot.
Pre-heat a heavy pan over a medium-high flame then when it's good and hot throw on enough almonds to evenly cover the pan.
Keep turning and moving the almonds every 30 seconds or so. They should start to brown after around 3 minutes. Any sooner and the pan is too hot.
When they've started to turn golden brown on both sides, reduce the heat a little and drizzle over some naturally brewed tamari. Eden make a pretty good one. PLZ none of that Kikoman shit SRSLY. Get some real tamari.
RANT OVER. You want enough tamari to leave several drops on every sliver of almond. If in doubt add a little more. You don't want them swimming in it though ok.
Keep moving the almonds around with a spatula while the tamari dries out. This will happen pretty quickly.
As soon as the tamari has dried out, pour on some maple syrup. NOT SOME BREAKFAST SYRUP CRAP FFS USE THE REAL THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
You just want enough syrup to lightly coat the nuts. Keep it moving in the pan and the syrup will start to go stringy. You'll see what I mean.
As soon as it goes stringy, toss it out onto a plate and let it cool. SRSLY DON'T eat it until it's cooled down a bit because it takes a while to crisp up.
Thank me at your leisure.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# that's a ranty recipe there.
you should eat more bran.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)
# You see, THIS is the kind of thing I've been waiting for...TV people take note.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# screams.
death.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# curses
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I was thinking about adding in bees! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# i will use the waffle hands that you reject.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# I disagree! I think they would be
AWAFFLEY VERSATILE!

HAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHa
h

hahahahaha

:(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# :|
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Where's Cockweasle?
I still love this: www.b3ta.com/board/9552720
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hell's bells.
(twattybanjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# well I'll be a monkey's uncle!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Obligatory
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Gee whiz, it's ages since I did a Vimod or a Freebase...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# *dusts off*


Click for bigger (80 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# His one dream in life was to ride the zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# ENSURING THEY ARE B& ACROSS THE L&
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# haha
I don't think I've seen this one
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Oh, you with your fucking talent.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# I'm beginning to like being a showoff wanker.
I'll undoubtedly regret it though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Yeah, stop posting good pictures you wanker!
Post shite that's no better than anything I can do, then maybe I won't hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# K
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Am it lolchare tiem?
Photobucket
Have a mood swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# fucking hell, that is a bargearse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# How's things Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
# not horrendous I suppose, and yourself?
been awhile since we've both been on /board
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Not bad either.
Yes that's right. I can access it from work but I just don't have as much time as I used to.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# oh yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# yer b&.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(twattybanjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] (I know)
What about this?

(twattybanjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# My schnitzel brings all the Germans to the yard
and they're like "Guten Tag!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hah!
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Yes,
although I did not change his picture at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hello sir.
Are you well. Is the nation's health still safe in your hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# before I go to bed
Thought I'd share this. I've been laughing at it most of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# That's quite some temple.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# That's pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# That looks quite cool,
but I am drun k and need to go to bed. I will look at it in the morning!*
*may be afternoon if I'm hanging...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Texture like bum
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Yes.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# my cat had 4 kittens
alllrigght, i got loads of kittens and the vet said she was only going to have 3. i made her this house to do them in but she started doing it before i painted it in a suitable fashion, still a stylish place to give birth though.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Birthing centre
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# lol.
I DONT CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# NOT SO SOOPER NOW DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# yes i am.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# SOOPER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# thats what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you wouldn't want illiterate kittens, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# cats cant read.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# it's true.
That annoying cunt of a cat on the telly selling cat food or cat Bupa or some other shit, keeps saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I never said it wasn't true. I said that was what they want you to think, which is proven by the IAMs cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that cat's just an actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
It's true. Mu^^ has all the facts up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# not with that attitude, they can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ha, i have little aspirations for my cats.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# put a fresh crossword down every day.
Seriously. It takes a while, but it stops them scratching the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# They're only be illiterate if they were english or canadian kittens.
American kittens would be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# True.
American kittens are all like "...so I jumped off the trashcan onto the sidewalk, when this guy steps out of an elevator and into a motorcar. I can't remember what color it was, but it was parked right in the center of the street..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I imagine them all being like "grody to the max, dude"
and "gag me with a spoon".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It's acceptable if they're American kittens.
WHY NO PICTURES OF TINY KITTENS, DAVE? HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# its dark in the box and i dont want to flash lights at them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm. Your consideration for your cats is touching.
WHERE'S YOUR NIGHT-VISION CAMERA, DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# gone, long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Birthing Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Why does centre need to be capitalised?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Because it's the title of the build-... box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Birthing Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# It's not a sentence. It doesn't require a full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Fuck You
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# SENTENCE FRAGMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Bum Grapes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I'd live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# come down, its all bloody and placentary.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# now this is going to negatively impact on its marketable value.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# some carpet would cover it nicely
ill add you some windows to sweeten the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Awww where are the lidl kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# HIDING
in case Pissflaps comes round and eats them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# haha i think im getting a kitten tommorow
:D :D :D :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Haha, that's fantastic
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your feline domicile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Crikey
Where do you live?
It looks like a set for a Saw film. Apart from the brithnig cnetre (which doesn't appear to have an exit, so still a bit like a Saw film).
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# This is wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Interesting Speeling.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Fucking Cats
Coming over here, taking our jobs....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :)
This fills me with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Zo, You can't exagtly zay if zey are alife or dead inzide, can you?

Mandatory Schrödinger is an evil cat-hating twunt. Sorry.
(Guillaume67 lacking a humourous sig since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget the icons compo...
Dartboard
Biohazard
Jukebox 45 Converter
Flame
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Ooh, nice work
I like the flame one
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# ICONS YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Cooooool.
Especially the flame. Want new icons! Want new icons! Want new icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Cool beans :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Where does that expression come from?
Why beans? I prefer my beans hot, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Presumably from the same place as Top Banana
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Hot Piss?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# 1960's Yank slang.
does not mean anything, just one of those phrases that drugged up beatniks used to describe a good thing/time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Really?
My fact for the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# you can't say it
unless you are wearing drainpipe pants and a black polo neck jersey.

true story daddy-o
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Drainpipes?
Y'know what, I won't say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
#
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cool_beans
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Hooray!
DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Icons good.
but I miss my icons that I earned from donation back before I was banned the first time. Makes me look like a noob ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I remember shitting in the corner
back before this was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# haha
what did you get banned for?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I complained about some
quite overt and threatening abuse. My mistake was complaining to a fucking woman who decided I should be banned for my own good on the premise that if I'm not here I can't be abused and threatened.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Makes sense really.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# That sounds reasonable.
Maybe a policy the next government could adopt.
Being victimised, threatened or robbed on a regular basis? GO TO JAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# watch it son. I've been here
longer than you've had testicles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I doubt it.
I've had this particular set of testicles for longer than 3 years 11 months and 16 days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# oh I'm well over
six years. I just required a slight name change previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# in fact wow!
I've been here more than 7 years. Tiring. I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Stop moaning you big moanyface
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# What's your mouth doing
not full of cock, bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I got a job
So nerrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# A job?
So I repeat. What's your mouth doing not full of cock bitch? ;)

(I'm humming 'everybody's talkin' in honor of your new line of work ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Yes a job
In a hostel, Im going to be living in a hostel and working there.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# what as?
a professional tramp? Do you stand outside, luring other tramps into your seedy den so you can milk them for their precious juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Something like that yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# i could never get rid of my pants
they're the only pair i have


:*(
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# nice work. i like the biohazard symbol.
i did the 45 insert a few years ago but it didn't get used yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)

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