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[challenge entry] I did this study wearing nothing but my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Oh, sod it....
I've been waiting for somebody to reply first but sorry, I'm rissing?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# it's a graph
showing that the older you are, the worse you are at tetris

it's not really ris territory
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It was to me!
I can see it now, doh!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Reactions.
Reflexes. Something to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# so what youre saying is
the worse you are at tetris, the faster you age?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# You're looking to deep.
look at the pretty colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# but I....
*DROOLS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Football manager under pressure

Football: West Ham United must beat Wigan at home on Saturday (24/4/10) to ensure they stay in the Premiership. But even he must realise that relegation can be a distinct possibility....
(Nev2020, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Football you say???
Nope sorry -I have no idea what this means.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Isn't it a bit like rugger?
Only without the hockey sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# people kick a ball around..............(sometimes they're millionaires)
...and a thing called "off-side"......and everybody sings...seems to be catching on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# How peculiar!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm... I wonder...
First image entry, be nice(ish)



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(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# this chart doesn't work as well for us females
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# Fixed :D

(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# pfff
WoW is dull and pointless
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# I like the 'Want to moan about it?' bit linking to B3ta
nice one :-D
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Something for the weekend.

huge 2MB version
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I imagine its made out of melted sweets
Gonna make it my wallpaper, take some mescaline and spend the next 3 days licking my montior exclaiming at intervals that I can hear the colours.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# *offers monitor cleaning cloth*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# wow this is fantastic
:D best work yet *backgrounds* and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you!
also, if you have a moment - are you still you doing the graffiti tag things? *nudge nudge*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# :D
of course my friend :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# You're a fine Fiend, d'ya know that?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# wow that is molto shiny
nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Cheers, Mighty N!
Feeling a bit more upbeat today, and look what happens ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Cylons!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Tharsands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I'd love to see this as Dr Who's next enemy


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I like this idea.
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# i wish to submerge my naked body into this viscous gloop
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# For a fee, young Smash, for a fee...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# what kind of fee are we talking here?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Oh, just the usual one, my dear.
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# *sighs*
oh, alright
*gets down on knees*
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# You're the one I always rely on
to do up my shoelaces for me.

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# i've told you, buy velcro
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# but you always break free!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# yes, but i don't run far
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# One of your many charms, as I constantly point out to you...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# that's very good
I feel a new wallpaper coming on
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Wallpaper away!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I just have
and it's really quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Eeek!
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# no no
it looks cool, just got to get used to it after my last bland backdrop
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Top work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Mr Ree?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Edward Nigma?
Edit: How are you, lad, all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Woo!
If you can do that as a full print T-shirt, I'll buy 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Goodness, if I had any idea how to do that, I would.
however...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Positively the most beautiful thing you've produced that I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Bless you, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# seriously good depth in there
"proper art" I believe they call it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Good Lord!
Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# That's proper awesome, jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Chrome porn!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I have
no idea what this is, but it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# wooow
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, I'm a miserable fucker


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edit - I've just pissed myself off, by realising I've not softened the edges on the line... and I cannot be arsed opening GIMP to sort it out. I'm fucking lazy
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# cor I thought b3ta had got stuck
I've heard some lovely new music this year
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I just got hold of two albums that I was recommended
one by Pinback and one by Sparrow and the Workshop.

Pinback are poo, don't bother. It's like listening to Pavement with neither charm nor tunes -- which says a lot if you felt that Pavement were a bunch of charmless fuckers who droned in monotones.

The Sparrow and the Workshop album is ace though - fuck knows why they've saddled themselves with a name that will guarantee that they won't make it. Probably some "hilarious" "whacky" shit. Bands, eh? What won't they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Pinback...
I turned Spotify on, listened to the "top hit" by them. Saw the "The OC" logo in the album art corner. Already dubious. 13 seconds it lasted until I turned it off
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I actually gave the album two listens
I'm going to send them a bill demanding payment for my lost 90 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Please accept my condolences
for your loss
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Thank you
that means a lot to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# In all fairness
I don't listen to the radio, nor watch music television, and most songs I've heard this year have been Lady GaGa, and Florence and her fucking noisy machine
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# La Roux is worse
It's like glueing coarsly ground glass to a piece of very hairy string and flossing your ears as vigorously as you can.
edit: bad spelling
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# perfect description
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I manage to avoid that
mainly cos almost everything I listen to comes from either Boomkat or Scott Hansen's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I just rely on Last.fm or Spotify related artists
To recommend me something. This method works, occasionally
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# yer, last.fm is pretty good at that
although they've nerfed full-length tracks now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I take the suggestions from there
And play it in my Spotify.

Is good. Mostly
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# 80's rock is where it's at
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# currently listening to the new Hole album
it sounds like she has destroyed the band as she has her face.
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/23/hole-nobodys-daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hehehe....
A worrying amount, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# The B3TA community, are nerds
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Brady
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# i'm never going to get to sleep tonight
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# I'd have thought Gordon was a 5-minute wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# i imagine he'd be very good at ninja sex
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# ^ Alan Lilly?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my... that's even more distressing than the original...
Mind if I park this old pea here while I remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# This
is astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i think i just about made this SFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Carry On Mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
kill the fucking thing!
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# stop mucking about Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
that's uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# flip the face
and then in the words of bob marley, every little ting, gonna be alright.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah...
...I did think that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
/Matron! etc etc etc

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# :D
Have a great weekend all!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# You too, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# good grief!
this is amazing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# haha
this is quality!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# wow
that's amazingly well done, and I'm a miserable fucker who doesn't say that t anyone on here,
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# pub tiem
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I just found this
It won't win the compo
freepicturesforyou.net/4CHAN_vs_the_Internet.html
but is very accurate. I winder where b3ta overlaps on this diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# wt f is 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# like b3ta but without the high standards and morals
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# this is an "entertaining" alternative view
encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan

Encyclopedia Dramatica is one of my rather guilty pleasures. And according to them, we're a pleasant bunch on B3ta.

encyclopediadramatica.com/B3ta

I suspect that bit was written by one of us though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# A pleasant bunch?!
I'm yet to be convinced!! You're all a bunch of sick, sick, perverts (and that's why I feel at home here)
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# that series of photos actually made me laugh
I'm sorry b3ta, I have betrayed you and I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# that deserves a spang
but nice work on the hair.
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# Hahahahahahahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# He seems to have swapped cars for the last frame.
But tis amusing anywho.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pearoast: English tea ceremony



...and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# T
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I do this at least three times a day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# people microwave their tea? really?
surely thats breaking some laws
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sanity, certainly.
Microwaved tea, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it's just wrong
I knew an american guy who always used to microwave instant coffee and cold water

*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Frankly if I didn't then I'd only be drinking cold tea.
If there was milk or sugar in it I wouldn't, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# fuck
the Tea Gestapo are on to us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# no, I just thought it would stew it and make it undrinkable
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# once it has been made and just gone cold
it is usually ok to reheat
the milk tends to get a bit maltier tasting each time, but sometimes its necessary!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# microwaving tea? If there isn't a law, there ought to be
also, what I don't understand are people how put milk and the teabag in a cup first, THEN add boiling water....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# pure laziness...


*embarassed grin*....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# *shakes head* Freebs, Freebs, Freebs.... I'm very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Now, go to your room and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# so I definitely shouldn't just waft the teabagaround in the cup for three seconds, squeeze it against the side of the cup and then serve?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Tea-Eggs are the way to go.
Nice leafy tea.

www.greenlife.co.uk/greenlife-direct/product/cha-cult-tea-egg/41447/


Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I'm with Freebs on this
I've waited before replying so no-one will see
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# now that ought to be against the law
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# i used to, purely because i always forgot about it
but then my microwave blew up, so now i have to remember or drink it cold.
*sips lovely hot tea*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# there is a wasp on the mirror right above my head
it's looking at me
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# is it tying a napkin on
and holding a knife and fork and licking its lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# no, it's just gone out of the window
coughing clouds of raid out of its lungs
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# stripy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# they are
been stung on the arse and the end of the nose by the little bastards!
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# did you lend it to Brianiacs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# no
my mum
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# we always dread Mrs S's mum babysitting
there's always some uncanny accident to come back to such as a microwave door falling off, all the tv cables getting unplugged or the children being sacrificed to imhotep. That kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# another reason i'm glad i've never reproduced
just been shopping with mum, simply because i was bored. she did buy me a tub of skinny latte ice cream, though.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Microwaved water
tastes disgusting, for some reason.
(shaurz, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# One you start sipping you should keep at it until all the tea is consumed...
leaving it is just inviting disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# putting the T in scientific, eh?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yep,
and re your Peter Ebdon thing, yes he does look like a baddie from a low budget 80's fantasy film :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# he's freaking me out
but davis is playing a blinder today
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# This has always been my favourite of yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha cheers fella
Right it's a nice night I feel pub-o-clock is drawing close.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it suprised me.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Oooh! Political
Is there an election on or something?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# nah, there just seems to be a new series of "Polititians Have Talent" on Sky at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Oh thank god for that!
I've been looking forward to Alistair Darling doing the eybrow dance from the cadbury's advert for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Hang on a minute...
There's only two options there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# As one of the Mainstream 3 are in power, I didn't see how Labout would
Then again, it's not the most unbiased flow diagram in the world
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I've just been lost in Kenny Everett Heaven...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# It's addictive, isn't it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# KEvin, are these My Fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# same as it ever was.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# ... and you may find yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# that's one of those songs, which I can just hear in my head right now
but buggered if I could tell you what the lyrics were...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YpAdK0CrTY
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# don't worry,
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# How large?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Quite large, I reckon.
Sort of 'Towncar' kind of size.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# and you may find yourself swimming in a vat of Cinzano
with no-one but Felicity Kendall in Stockings and Crecendos
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# She's singing, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# That's Michael Stipes' career right there.
The forgotten lyrics, not the youtube clip.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
a choice song from murmur:

mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble mumble conversation fear
mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble conversation fear
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Pay tax you say?
Lord Ashcroft
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Last one for now...


This is so much fun!

edit: thanks chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Holy cow!
HaHa, did you see what I did there? Holy Cow? HaHa? Eh?
*ahem* have a click
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# The mrs' idea...


And one of the very best Youtube videos I've ever seen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVcSIZyBuE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Brilliant *Click*
Great video too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# HeHe! Superb!
Thank your missus for me, won't you? :-D
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Bookmark'd
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Now that cow is totally going in the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I wonder, when Ewan McGregor was making that *film...
did he ever think that such a seemingly inocuous gesture would have this sort of a repercussion?

* piece of sh*t
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# COOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!
Only decent part of that film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Twister?
I like the concept that Good and Evil exist side by side in the field of...

meteorology.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# The steaks are high in this meme war.
/pun
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahah!
is that from Twister?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# moooooooooooo:D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hehehe....
cgi cows ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# MOO___
__WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Isn't that the cow from Kung Pow?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# the reason this looks like its going the wrong way
is because its breaking the 180 degree rule. It would make more sense from the camera angles to imagine obi wan is further behind the cow and facing us in the cow-flying shot (in which case the cow is going the wrong way), rather than imagining the cow-shot is seen from his perspective
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] A 'Chuckle Chart'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Arf!
I really wish they would...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Proper LOL.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Oh you wish.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# ^ What the said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# The easiest to follow chart
Definitely easier than the Ken flowchart by far
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm lolling like a...er...lolly
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
Waaaaay too complicated :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
good stuff Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha:DDDDDD
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers sir!
..and all you smashers ^ up yonder ^

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I watched a doco about kenny Everett the other night.
Just before he died, he was the unholy alliance of the Chuckle Brothers combined!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :(
I prefer to think of him like so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I liked the hapless DIY man
who was always bleeding to death after cutting off fingers with an electric saw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Reg Prescott
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# If anyone was going to know...
it was going to be you, Archie.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# aye, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# that was him!
he had that twangy nasal Surrey-type accent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_mdGtY26Y
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# That was one of his later characters as well
but bizarrely one of his most popular.

That final series for the Beeb was pretty awful generally
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I've just thought of Reg Cox
which gives me a great idea for 'Palindromic Eastenders'

as previous actors keep making comebacks on Eastenders, the producers should ensure they make their comebacks in reverse order to the order in which they left

then in the final episode Johnnie Clayton will make his comeback as Reg Cox

I've clearly had too much coffee today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *loads tranq gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ^this
Brother Lee Love FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Indeed....
The Sid Snot where he catches the cigarette and the crew all applaud is a joyous moment on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I liked the opneing sequence of the first BBC series
where the car with the number plate ITV1 drives to a secluded area and the driver and accomplices pull a body out of the boot and bury it, then later a similar car with plate BBC1 drives along and dig him up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Bill Murray's gay brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# *acquires Format Rights*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ To me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
haha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# YOU CUCKING FUNT!!
I just snorted beer out of my nose. and now I'm covered in beery snot.

I'm not changing my shirt, though
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Mustafa?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# also they look like albino teletubbies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Pffft!
"Come, La-La! Let us go drinking my friend!"
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
the government in Warsaw are planning a worldwide census for all Polish citizens.
It will be the world's first pole-to-pole Pole poll

/Bob Monkhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# haha!
good old bob
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# he never did forgive DTH for stealing his joke book
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Arf!
Cracker...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Pffft!
Tin-Tin in a Tin with a Fin?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Tintin, Ten Tintin, Ten Tintin Tin + Fin
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# HaHa!
My mistake, how silly of me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hey - you took the time!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
.. but all the Poles are over here (!)

/nick griffin blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# COMING OVER ERE WITH THEIR SKILLS AND THEIR WORK ETHIC
*FOAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
And filling up Asda with their polish sausage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# mmmm
I could polish off some polish right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# ...unwilling to complain about perfectly good working conditions...
Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# COMING OVER HERE, RESTARTING OUR CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY AND UNDERPINNING OUR ECONOMY!
barefaced bloody gall I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I MEAN THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SOVEREIGN RINGS OR SUPPORT CHELSEA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahha
*some* of them are *literally* cleaning our hospitals. God damn....
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# What HAVE the Polish ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# built our spitfires?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Flew them too
As the BNP kindly pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# :)
"But apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, and the cheap decorator and builders......"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# :) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# coming over here
exercising their right to freedom of movement within the EU.

It's disgusting. I'm going to live in Spain!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# there's lots of immigrants there too
best just hole up in a British ghetto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha - a British ghetto
the stench of steak and kidney pudding filling the air
the sound of colliery bands heard in the back streets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hehehe! Yeah!
"Bin spending most our lives, livin' in a gangsta's paradise rather nice semi-detatched near Croyden
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# with a lovely Waitrose just down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ^ this
is a basic requirement for existence in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I'm happy to slum it in Sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# But can you 'Taste The Difference'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I like Sainsbury's
it keeps the Riff-Raff out of Waitrose

/Alan Coren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# always...
*hides sainsbury savers beans*

I see M&S have a value range now.
Theat'll upset the Torygraph readers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I'm going to Diego Garcia ...
... where everyone is an immigrant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Benidorm has a "Spanish Quarter".
Really.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# In the Old Town.
Google it.
And even that is becoming touristy.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ah, this is because of the Moors, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Bobby and Tina?
I believe it's a fairly modern thing but the Spanish girl who told me that was a Catalonian Extremist so her opinion is a bit suspect.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Damnit Kenobi I wasn't quite ready! :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94a_zDaN0bg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Ouch
Shouldn't the arrow be going the other way?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Why do I have to explain this every fecking time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
I feel your pain.
EDIT: And *click* BTW.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# :D
Now that I've worked out how to convert youtubes into gifs, I'm like a pig in shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Could you gaz me that info please?
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# No, because suddenly it's stopped working :(
Bloody CODECS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Really? In that case
THE ARROW'S GOING THE WRONG WAY.

*strops off*
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody Arrows
Come over here, making their own rules
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# WELL THIS IS WHAT I DO, OK?
1. Save the Youtube Vid Using Firefox "Fast Video Download"
2. Extract the video using FLVExtract
3. Convert to MPEG4 Using AllToAvi
4. Convert selected part to FLV again using Riva FLV Encoder
5. Convert to Animated Gif using SWF & FLX Toolbox
6. Muck about with it in Fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You're a gent.
Or a lady.
One of the two.
Cheers pal.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# However this seems easier if you don't mind a watermark...
www.gifsoup.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Aha,
I'm now using MPlayer, so...
1) Use Keepvid to download youtube flv.
2) Play in MPlayer
3) Hit shift+D to make continuous screen grabs
4) Open in paint.net and edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# BLOODY CODECS
COMING OVER HERE AND STEALING OUR GIFS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# haha
I think it's your albatross for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Bless him, he's young.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Because you're a bad person inside and your parents don't love you.
Nor does god.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Ouchie ouchie ouchie!!
I'm surprised he didn't die ffs there are some stupid shits around - how on earth did they ever get to this interview!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# tis fake is why dear Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# haha
and fuck me - the youtube clip has it all!

edit - ah apparently a viral for the energy drink
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Really?
What a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# in Russian talent show
no-one died
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# bloody hell! that looked pretty damn painful!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose it was an obvious gag, so no surprise someone else has done it?

Mine from September.

and a shirt being advertised via the B3TA newsletter today
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# some fuckers ripped you off, or are you getting cash?
*reads heading*

Right! *flips table* *kicks off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# no cash,
maybe not ripoff as it's plausible we both had same idea I suppose.
But I do wonder...
I entered my image into B3TA's vote for change compo last yr.
Ironic B3TAns get a special discount on shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] and my other version
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Too frightening to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha! ace!
hmmmm... they have used different sources, but still, it's a bit too close....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# very good
and very very horrible at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth


This story is the background. And you all know the 1984 ad, of course.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wow.
That's pretty insane.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# good spot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hehe
he also looks a bit like a young donald rumsfeld. Completely dead inside.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# that is a brilliant turn of events, more people need to read it and pass it on :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# He also looks sus[piciously like Jeffrey Combs...


"I didn't kill him... I gave him LIFE!"

ALSO: what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Jesus, that story is pretty worrying.
*fears the Murdoch*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Private Eye
would be interested, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Thank you
(and mushroom)... I've e-mailed them.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Gordo reflects on the latest debate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# oh yes... very nicely done!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Cheers Waspie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# nice 1 :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks herman!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this is a newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue425/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ this
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yo mamma smokes crack

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# The Goat Cycle
A lesser known area of Biology.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# yay!
bloody hell, I'm now hooked on the scifi covers site....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# HEY DUMMY! The links board is over that w...
...oh. It's you commander. I'm so sorry. Please, it was an easy mistake to make!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# One of these days Rob will be able to post the newsletter without someone doing this
and in that week he'll shut the board down.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hehe. So sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# perfect timing

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)

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