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[challenge entry] Indecision 2010


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At least in '79, the electoral system worked. Wait-- that's debatable.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# This is 254.58 kB but small, full size is 74.41 kB but big...
Sorcery!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
# witchcraft!
*builds bonfire and readies ducking stool*
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# /cameronsbritain
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# The magic of .png
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
#
I knew JPEGs had a use somewhere
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# You know...
Jesus doesn't care about MegaBytes, and GigaBytes and all of that nonsense.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Internet Jesus requires your soul to be under 100kb; heaven's hard drive can only be so big, you know.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# so you think I could get at least 14 souls on one floppy disk?
cool!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# be careful of the robot devil
he'll plug his infernal modem into the wall and download you straight to hell!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I know people who believe things like that
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# so do i
they knock at my door and won't take "FUCK OFF!" for an answer
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# That's because the last Jesuses died out long before MegaBytes and GigaBytes were invented.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# how many were there?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Many millions.
The first Jesuses were probably tree-dwelling and performed primitive miracles such as turning sticks into bananas.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# That wasn't a stick, and he didn't turn it into a banana.
It did have a curve in it though.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# they must have been bananas
you could hear thousands of them being peeled very rapidly
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Jesus you scamp!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# this to do with politics
*wild guessing*
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I still havent fully recovered from seeing this
EDIT: NSFW
Thanks Mu
I'm gonna get you Mu
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Might want to tag that nsfw.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# jesus jumped-up christ on a chariot-driven sidecar!
cannot unsee!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Fucking shitty turtles!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# so that's what Mu's minge looks like
always wondered
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# ^ this Hahahahahah
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :((
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Holy shit
wtf was that???
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Marketing gone mad!
/ducks for cover


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Woo! My first FP! :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Top hole
Eh what.

*clucks*
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# It reminds me of the movie 'They Live'
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I don't know that. :(
*googles*
EDIT: They Live is based on a pulp sci-fi story about aliens who live among us and manipulate us through subliminal advertising, other mind control techniques, and sometimes, guns and bulldozers.

Sounds awesome!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# CONSUME
OBEY
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Distinguished by having the longest punch-up scene in any movie ever
It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and ona nad....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Elvis did all three at once
:)
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# and they say only women can multitask
pah!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Wrong!
He failed at number 2 :)
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Really?
No shit?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:17, archived)
# aaaahhhhahhhahhh YES
 
WHERE IS PLACE FOR FUCK, TELL ME WHERE IT IS.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:36, archived)
# if i knew that, i wouldn't be here
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# WHERE IS FUCK
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Austria
F@cking Google it!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# ha ha
LIKE.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Hey this is the Eat across the road from my window
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# LOL WUT
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] boss kemp...sorry. maybe i should have surfed porn tonight instead.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I don't have to surf porn. Mu is making me some as we speak.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# so he's not still having a hissy, then?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, is that what he's doing :(
Well then you'll have to draw me porn
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# he was before, calling you a bully
and i can't draw fruit, never mind porn
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# That wasn't proper bullying. I remember proper bullying from school.
I received black eyes, a broken nose and 2 punctured lungs. He should count himself lucky.
Then he should stop whinging and draw me some porn before I break his f***ing fingers.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# that's nothing, i got pushed in front of the school bus
fucked the bitch's face with a hockey stick afterwards, though
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Nice one. I didn't really get my own back on the guy who punctured my lungs unfortunately.
I just sat there sadly while my lungs slowly deflated.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# she tried to bully me
but i used to just smile in her troglike face. it really pissed her off. i was never much of a fighter, which she took to mean that i couldn't fight.
she was wrong.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Maybe he's ignoring me. Fine.
BUT REMEMBER MU, MY BULLIES AT SCHOOL DIDN'T HAVE AN IGNORE BUTTON.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I totally have you on ignore.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# :( you bastard
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# It wasn't a serious hissy. But I'm not drawing you porn.
And bring it on, ya thin streak.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, it's on!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Enjoy
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# That'll do pig, that'll do.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i don't remember posing for that
it must have been a while ago, my hair is much longer nowadays
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Shower webcams are great, aren't they?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i thought that spider was particularly large
his single red eye should have tipped me off
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :(
If a large spider decided to get into the shower with me I would turn the heat up to maximum and boil us both.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i like spiders
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# You can have them
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i did have one
a lovely mexican red-kneed tarantula, but she died :(
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# My cousin had one but it escaped.
I refused to go to their house after that.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# heheheh
it's making its way slowly to your house.
you do know that, don't you?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Aaargh!
I keep two fully automatic bb guns by my bed for just such an eventuality.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you don't actually think you'd wake up in time, do you?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# fuck, that takes me back
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kemp on Cbeebies!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Eh oh!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Never sleep again..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Sweet dreams
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# My God! It's beautiful!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Go Compare!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Nice hand action
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# FWAP
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Kitty Hat
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# super b
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Hope he's got a towel on the back of his neck
As a Warmstream Guard.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Haha, nice work!
Have a relevant pea:
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# On an utterly different note

Has anyone else noticed these coppers? Yahoo is my homepage and it seems that their journos are a bit lazy because every time there is some grisly murder they use this photo to top the story. This week they have discovered a boy's body in the woods, investigated a fatal arson and today they're looking into the discovery of a woman's body in a field.
Sorry. Just wanted to get that off my chest :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# MAYBE THEY DUN IT!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Bunch of Jessica Fletchers
Setting people up for their crimes and getting away with it, time after time.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# should phone it in to crimewatch, sure they'd follow it up...
were you there? have you seen these men in the area?
maybe you noticed their distinctive car with the blue flashing light?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# is he allowed to meow
or does he have to be silent?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i got two new kittens today
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Damn he's cute
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# as you can see from the photo
he doesn't have the best paw-eye-coordination :D

he also thinks the litter tray is bed... which has me wondering where or what he thinks the toilet is :/
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Check your slippers tonight ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Fluffffyyyyyy!
Congrats to Soot on getting a new pet human!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you seen the size of that boys pillow?


(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# arf
brilliant
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
just like Peter Shilton
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Well, you know what they say
big hands...er...big gloves.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Heed! Doon! Noo!
Och will y' look at th' size o' that melon?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# :-)
lol
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# jayzis shuddering christ!
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] My five pence :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Nice but sadly bin
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Oh well
Bit better than my feeble effort!

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Kronos's looks sad. He looks more mentil in yours
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I think that's because i've just realised I got a bit lazy
fading out the clone tool on his left cheek
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# fantastic job !
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Yay,
we'll soon have an army!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# oh did they bring the Sontarans back too?
 
strangely these new ones are less creepy than the original costume design
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# nice :D
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming Soon :-(

Obviously bindun? By M. Thatcher for starters, arf
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Nooooo!
I'd genuinely forgotten about the election for about an hour. Thanks :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Yeah, it's kind of like the game.
Oh fuck, I just lost the game.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Yes. Me too.
That means I'll have to email everyone in my address book to let them know :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Oh shit, we'd better warn people not to read this in case they lose the game too.

WARNING, DO NOT READ THIS POST AS IT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE THE GAME
There, they should be safe now.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
# You should work for the UN.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# lucky for me I'm illiterate
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# That is lucky!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# i won the game.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Nicely!
And I admire your sig.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# both these comments
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# no
just no
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# he steals from the poor, and gives to the rich?
STUPID BITCH!

woo!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Hand over all the lupins you've got !
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Dum-dum-dum dum-dum-dum
Et cetera, et cetera.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Well, he doesn't make me merry.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# haha brilliant
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hmmm..?
Oh! No congestion charge for me; i'm on horseback hunting middle class people.

(, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# ace!
hahaha nice!!!!

i am sooooo glad i voted for the fucking lib dems...
(, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Egg
static
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# that wall isn't high enough
he could fall off that and survive
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Unless all the king's horses and all the king's men kicked his fucking head in again.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# i would pay to see that
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# erm popular page?
nicely done though
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ::D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
pob kemp!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well dump this rubbish here...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# please don't, i've just eaten
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Patrick Stewart?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
This is real photo sunday, right?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Smash Monkey's just eaten Patrick Stewart?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
# no, but i'd give data a licking
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I would fuck Worf right in his vagina-esque face
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# LICK HIS RIPPLES! LICK THEM!
you know they taste like mars bar
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# You have the oddest sexual tastes.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# You can talk. I've seen some of the filthy pictures you draw.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I've posted 1 picture of a naked lady, and that was at your request.
Look, it's in your profile.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Oh and in my massive entry to the alternative medicine challenge.
But that was fair, because of the naked man.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Oh god, that really was wrong.
www.b3ta.com/board/9862890
I bet you loved drawing his cock
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# It was completely innocent :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# HOLY BALLS
That is beautiful
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with naked Christina Bleakley
I was talking more about this sort of thing
www.b3ta.com/board/10028944
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# And yet more evidence
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# YOU DREW THAT!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# LIES
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# That's not filth.
It's more clothes than any of the dinosaurs I draw usually wear, except sundrop... he seems to like dressing up.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# draw a t-rex trying to have a wank
whilst the other dinosaurs laugh at him
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Before a kindly stegosaurus takes pity on him and sucks him off?
Yes Mu, draw this.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# NO! >:@
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I didn't say it had to be a transsexual stegosaurus.
Jesus Mu, you and your filthy mind.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# No :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# why not?
it would please me
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# How about drawing some underaged rainbow dinosaurs being molested by rainbow dinosaur priests?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I take it from your silence that you are busy drawing us some lovely pictures.
I am quivering with anticipation.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# i can feel you quivering from here
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# STOP BULLYING ME INTO DRAWING YOU WANK MATERIAL :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# If you consider that to be wank material then you have serious problems. I suggest you see a doctor.
Luckily I am a doctor.
What seems to be the problem?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# You'd get a tongue full of make up.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# not where i'd be licking
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I don't see why anyone wouldn't
after a nibble on that cute little nose, it's like an old addiction kicks in.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# my mother fancies him
that's enough to put me right off
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I love this image challenge
sorry if I haven't replied to every image but they have all been excellent :D

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# mine isn't
it's a potato
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Wow. So was mine...

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# and you've given him a fivehead
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# that has been one of the better ones
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# No, think twice
it's just another day for you and me in paradise
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Whoa.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# "Chick peas for PM"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# wow!
Actually, I have been working on something equally as sexy


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(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# nice nails!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Rawr!
Sexeh!

Sometimes I scare myself
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I like this.
It's clever.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Thank you

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Shake yo furry thang!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I do every time I've been to the loo but it never seems to get all the drips out :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# wipe it on the rabbit afterwards
hey presto-clean as a whistle...(and no-one suspects anything's been going on)ahem
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Minicrabs are dangerous...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# minicrabs killed my father
and raped my mother.
then they ate my brother and shat on my sister's bed. it was a bad day.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Minicrabs once ate my sandwich

Really, there seems to be no end to their menace
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# they are pure bastards
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I just saw every minicrab ever get run over by a Ford Orion.
It seems there is an end to their menace.....
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Let me guess, the Ford Orion was driven by medicrabs?

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You knows it!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# that's a GOOD day in our 'ouse!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# You guys had a HOUSE?

Lucky!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Growing up in a windmill can't have been all bad.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
our
are
Get your northernisms right laddo.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# excuse me
but i'm northern, have you ever seen me use such crude spelling?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# It's not spelt crudely, it's simply a non standard representation of good, proper northern pronunciation.
Like what they do back 'ome.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# they don't around here
i believe you're suffering from a surreal desire to embrace northern stereotyping, thus perpetuating myths such as all nothern men wear flat caps and race pigeons, whilst their wives wear rollers, floral pinnies and have blue-veined, blotchy legs
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Clearly your area isn't proper nothern.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# liverpool isn't northern?
true, i live half a mile outside the city limits, but still
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# What scoucer in their right mind would pronounce "our" as a queen's english "ower"?
I'm from Bolton, and have but the mildest lancashire accent and I still say "are".
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# you weren't brought up by my mother :(
she suffers from hyacinth bucket syndrome
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I have just finished reading a great book on the North.
It was called Pies and Prejudice! It was grand!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ay up whoop whoop.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Cor blimey guv'nor!
Apples and Pears dahn the old Rub a dub Bar!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# It was a bit too nautical for my taste

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# MINICRAB!
*points*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# No,
minicrabs ARE your father.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# huzzah for signs


(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I blame this government
or the next one
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I blame that one.
or this one.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# i got a dose of them once
when i fucked a midget.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's the bloody minicrab drivers that piss me off.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# There's a sign like that
outside a brothel near me
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# We need a government of national unity.

This isn't it.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
Tim Brown-Taylor!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# But not Graeme Gordon?
Poor show!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# G-G-G-Government
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] yum yum
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaa
A Sontaran?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Shit
that's really threatening
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# The new Dyson never loses suction
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# it's bag needs emptying now & then
poo:(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
It's Ian Paisley Junior!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
"Why can't I still be prime minister?"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ... choose me
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's the fuggin bar?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Aaaaarrgh!!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I have a Goodies book
somewhere, it was my dads but absolutely hilarious and way ahead of its time,
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I bought two once
at a jumble sale.
Both were A4, one had a cover that made it look like a secret dossier. That's all I can remember.

Apart form the fact that I thought they were really good.
I had the excuse of a limited age (at the time)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# the secret dossier one
was the one i had when i was younger, god knows where it is now, but im sure it would still raise a chuckle or two nowadays
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# The Making of The Goodies Disaster Movie
is an absolute classic

I steal jokes from it all the time :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# there's notthing good(ie) about those three
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# tell me NOW
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# It was him over there!!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Don't be such a (smooth) bore!
Board is slow. I see no harm in the occasional RP. Especially if they're nice or been modified (like the ones below).

So there.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Reasonable responses.
I like these.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# haha
im kidding
sheesh!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I completely agree with you there
but the problem is that when a few people start doing it, more quickly tend to follow, because it's quick and easy and fun to do. Then the board tends to fill up with them all day, at least that's what happened before.
I'm not saying this will happen now, I'm just saying I think that's why people are sometimes less than welcoming when there are mutiple photo threads posted on /board
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
It was quite fun and cool to see what other people were up to, but as Mofaha says, quickly got out of hand

I always threw mine into existing threads so no one's work got shunted off the board; and still do from time to time
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# It's the dozen "Look it's a fucking TREE!/MOUNTAIN!/BUILDING!/DOG!" photos that get annoying.
There's a reason there's a "RPS is shit" warning before you post.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Alright then
Check out my yorkshire pud.

Yorkshire Pudding
(click for giant on flickr)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# You know I've never made yorkshire puds
and I really used to like them. I should give it a go.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Don't believe people who say it is hard.
Have a hot oven and preheat your fat. As long as your egg is reasonable beaten, you can't go wrong.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Thanks, I'll try it.
I'm veggie so I need to come up with a decent alternative for the lard. I'm also a fussy fucker so it will have to be something other then hydrogenated fat.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# You have an awesome pudding
Save me some, I'll be right over.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# It's an old photo
But I wish it wasn't. I could right go for a yorkshire pud/toad in the hole.

Also, I was skeptical about Nigellas pud with honey and yoghurt. Don't fear it, the pud is like a pancake. Good in both sweet and savoury forms
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# food junkies'll go craaaaazy over that on flickr
it'll get awards & everything...no offence but it looks like a burnt clog to me:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# It is my most popular photo on flickr.
I think it's going viral.

Whopping it on b3ta isn't going to hurt, and I'd like to be famous for something, even if it is just "that bloke that took that pudding photo".

Yorkshire pudding is probably the greatest food ever. The only contenders are roast chicken skin and pork scratchings. Skin is tasty.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# still looks like a burnt clog
...a TASTY burnt clog :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# It was
delicious.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Hahah "food junkies"
Are you just a casual user then ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# seriously-one or two of the groups on there post nothing but pics of food
rice puddings,cakes ,anything.....I read the comments sometimes jus'for a good laugh:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# conservatives
also before posting it says "Real Photo Sunday is shit-give it up".....it's almost like a health warning that you risk abuse...yet still they post...face it-there are websites that love it-"stick to them" would seem the best advice...not go against the grain
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# haha EWC
you've changed! meh its not all that bad. Haha
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Quite
RPS was shite because loads of lurkers suddenly came out the wood work and flooded the place with photography as opposed to shopped pics as /board was intended for.

Plus most didn't have any grasp of optimisation

Ultimately, the bloke who runs this place doesn't like it. There are plenty of web sites you can display your photographic efforts, /board was never intended to be one of them.

Put them into an existing thread if you want to share :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Jahled is allowed
best RPS ever :) you could never do wrong
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Maybe we could have some more boards
One for compos, one for RPS. And one for Jahled RPS!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# ashally
If I was king of marketing, I'd stick it in as another tab, so there would be:
board/talk/links/photos/calendar/qotw/challenges/fun shit/faq

I don't visit talk, it scares me, but if RPS does not belong on /board, surely someone can find space?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# this seems the most logical conclusion
guess it's all got to depend on bandwidth & if there's any spare
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with posting photos on board
provided they are cool/interesting/funny. The main trouble with real photo sunday was most of the photos were shite.

I can always look at flickr when I want to wade through pages and pages of shitty photos.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# me :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Get to the reactor, Kemp!


bindun?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Adolf Hiliter
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I fear a spanging's heading your way.
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# It's been a while..
Is that good or bad?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Painful but necessary.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# this is so wonderful, yet so bad at the same time :D :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# stabilo boss?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
SPANG
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# He didn't die
Someone just left the cap off and he dried out...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# LOLz
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Ohhhhhh gawwwwwwd
Took me ages, thought it was a bottle of wine...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# ow ow ow ow :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Woohoo!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# thats rather brilliant
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha,
Ross Kemp on shagging ghosts.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# can you feel that, sharon?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# hahaha
bloody brilliant.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# RPS - We're very sorry, the colour stops here

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# So which bastard started up rps again?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I took a photo once....
long time before flickr.....I even developed it as well....wahey
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I once saw a picture that I didn't really like on a public message board
and I didn't feel the need to leave an arsey, sarcastic comment. So I didn't. Wahey
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# bet you have done
who has NEVER?....any callers?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Looks like someone didn't pay their colour bill
Very nice.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# ha thanks
some amazing FP's you done got there :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# if you modified it
surely its not RPS?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I was wondering that...
if I hadn't put RPS at the start I probably wouldn't have got a mild flaming...ah well, cunts will be cunts
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# 279 kb?
That is why RPS was shite

That is a lovely picture though :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# oops
my apologies, I genuinely forgot about the 50-100k limit on here, sorry.

I would replace it but its halfway down the board now...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I doubt the internet will grind to a halt ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# yea the internets mum will chop it up into little tiny pieces for him
so it'll be easier for him to swallow

and thanks dood :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It's not pololololitics or Ross Kemp's large mammarian head


Click for bigger (289 kb)

I dun a monsta with pencils
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE ROSS KEMP TO ME!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# what a happy little chap
i like his shoe/feet.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# am sorry msmorbo
for my earlier rudeness :C
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# :D don't fret
you were only doing as b3ta does.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# This is proof that spacehoppers are evolving.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Sentient running space hoppers
Definitely the way forward
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i likes that
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:41, archived)

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