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[challenge entry] I think he's forgotten confused...


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...though flying around making so many shows, it's bound to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# It would be like a real-life Avatar
Or a new Vietnam, not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty...


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(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# He's worked alongside the Army,
now he's helping the Na'vi...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He haz Vayz of Vorking Viz Gangz


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Bindun?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/rosskemp/

Check the last page, you gret chode
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# awwww. bum!
... and bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Buggeration and blast furnaces! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# big blastingly buggeringly..
bright blue baubles!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# I've seen about three of these before, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Spot the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I'm getting a knee jerk reaction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# No kneed!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# I Neil to your astuteness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# They're wearing black in the top picture and blue in the bottom, what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Get cher knees out for the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# *gets knees out*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ARF....is Ant the one on the left?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# No, he's on the right...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# total crap, the one bottom left looks nothing like ross kemp
wooo well drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Knees ap mavva braaaahn
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You cut your legs off in the name of art?
Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Rossald McKempald
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
I don't understand it but I certainly see it. When I close my eyes tonight I will probably still see it and then I will not sleep.
By which I mean to say that I find this strange and upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The next time you have a cheezedburger . . . masticate it well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I will not be having cheezedburgers for a very long time :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Step one is now complete !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I think all children that whinge for a hamburger should see this first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Think healthy . . . eat healthy . . . be healthy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Fuckin hell,
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Awful is as awe full does !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# haha fuck!!!!....has he just had sex?
like "THAT DOG".....(y'know the one):D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# As in breeding . . . yes inbreeding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Love it Valin, goes perfect with this...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# That's it . . . bring it up again and we'll vote on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# YAY!! i done another digital illustration.
this one is of a photo i took a while ago of my girlfreinds border collie who past away a week after i took the photo. so i thought i would digitalize it.


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(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Very nicely done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# xD
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# That is some nice work
but I suggest you give the bitch a decent burial
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# she did have a proper burial
she was buried on lambton estate down by a rivers edge under a row of trees
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Sound like a fitting place for a border collie

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Nice jaggy lines
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# *pat pat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Spikey doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# A fine tribute !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# thanks! =]
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# aww
:C very well done , great immortalisation of teh doggiez
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# yeah cheers fiend
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# ((pats))
That would make an excellent silk-screen print.. Lovely doggy, nicely immortalised - well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# This is nice.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Excellent picture!
But I'm not letting you take pictures of my dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# oww!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# ...even the younglings?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:17, archived)
# ESPECIALLY the younglings!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# One more again?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# It's a Zappa reference

How are you the Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:17, archived)
# WIN!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# He got rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# And so much for Darth Fatass
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# lolololol
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *BONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Duck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# He's pretty cruel for a Jedi..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Couldn't make it up: from the BBC's website.

Click for link - bottom-right
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# WHAT?
I knew I should have gone home 20 mins ago
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
#
You bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I think most people will be familiar with the expression.
It doesn't really explain your post.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I wasn't, actually.
However if you are a bloke watching that tripe, I would have assumed it was a given.

EDIT: On reflection, and due to the way "Friend" is capitalised, and there's an exclamation mark, I think they've done it on purpose...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# cf
"good with colours"
"light on his feet"
"cliff richards"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I should write all these downs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I agree with your edit
www.b3ta.com/board/10041552
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I wasnt
good expression though
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# no.
You bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# BELLEND FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# CHEESE WILL FLY!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# SMEGMAGEDDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# THEN MOULD THE LEFTOVERS INTO A WHEEL OF CHEESE AND ROLL IT DOWN COOPERS HILL!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
#

That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Is it wrong that I always see a Jesus face in this?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Ooh, should I send it to the Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I think you'd better.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Is this...A SCREENSHOT?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Like a blood fart in a hot tub
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Ewwwww!
(grim-rita, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# aw, his "bangs" keep getting in his way
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# So that's where Jimmy Saville got to.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Lovely work as always, sirrah
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I'm sure the alternative meaning was intended. After all, it's hosted by Gay ham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Bummer
The BBC is run by gays
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# this is you

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I'm liking Noel Gallagher's new look
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] House for sale


I done this for my competition on dreamingofprovence.tumblr.com/ though it was relevant to the challenge entry.

enjoy!
(tadd31, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Thanks for the spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:42, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Guy wants us to sell a house for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I'll help.
I'm completely insane.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I'll buy it.
I've got 57p and some lint.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# SOLD
Damn this is easier than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah,
the resemblance to Ross Kemp is uncanny.

Well done. Really - you should be proud.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# nazi-fail
he's entered it into the photoshop labour compo, you mong!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# the politicompos are still going
that doesn't make this any less rubbish, though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# They're going to go on forever
We're going to have never-ending elections from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# They will keep going until someone sends us a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# haha you spastic twatbadger
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 10 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Enjoy?
Yeah. I'll get right on that..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun? Davross
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Heheh,
if it has, I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Baby Gorilla finds abandoned dune buggy in forest, madness ensues.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Buggy whip . . . whipped it good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
amazing animation *clicks fucking hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# cheers fiendy ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Orangutans prefer more home made wheels

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# if these two team up we are all screwed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Nice wheels Mister Hucknall.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Yaaahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Oh obi-wan :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# He really is a galactic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# There's some bloody funny images on gifbin...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I like the term galactic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# pan galactic cock weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# WRONG WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# HAHAHA FOOLED YOU!
HE'S ACTUALLY STOPPING THE BOAT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Aw man, I totally fell into the wrong way trap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# or as you said to me
he could be in the distance facing us

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Could be... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:44, archived)
# How to plant a face on the beach . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# He just impresses me more and more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Farage of the Dead

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# outstanding
how apt :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# bye bye brown
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8672859.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Goodbye you strange old dude.
/Waits for mention of "unelected" when we've never elected a PM
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# BBC news managed it almost immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# No, although we did have a 'Prime Ministerial Debate'.
Not sure what that means if none of them become PM...

Edit: I notice it's a typical Brown commitment to change. The first word out of his mouth is 'If...'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# those sneaky yellows!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# The brits voted on who they'd most like to have dinner with
then the people they voted for all got up on the table and started stepping in the food and sniffing each others' backsides. Soon two of them will chase one of the others away and then they'll copulate suspiciously while everyone tries to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
What a wonderful description of the current British politcal system...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
perfect. Don't forget the media will either be seagulling them (if Cameron's involved) or trying to stab (if Labour/SNP et al) the beast with two humps with their steely knives.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# it was always going to happen.
i think history will judge him kindly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# ^This^
As a person, I think he was my favourite of the three. Shame about the party.

*awaits flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Not yet though...
he's merely begun "the process" of resigning

whatever the fuck that means
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# walking veeeeeeeeery slowly out the door
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Hiding the keys
Re-arranging the files
Putting a salmon behind each radiator
Crapping in the cistern
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I now have this as my to do list
I leave in a month
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# awwwesome
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Super-duper!
Tell me Jeremy, how would you say 'Garage' ?

What a nob.

(grim-rita, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# This is one of the finest shops
to have ever appeared on B3ta. Never has a source pic been so appropriately used.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# well said :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I don't get it. I'm thick btw!
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 11 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Well...
The bloke on the left is an MP who recently was involved in a plane crash where he unfortunately narrowly avoided death. Fortunately he didn't get out unharmed. Cue: The Sun publishing some rather bizarre and highly funny pictures of him standing there like a zombie.

The rest of the pic is from Shaun of the Dead, where the characters pretend to be zombies to blend in.

The OP has cleverly combined these two hilarious events for comedic effect. And he's done a bloody good job, might I add. Definite lolcakes.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# it was the obvious comp, wasn't it
more Farage zombies here
www.b3ta.com/board/10037494
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Really interesting watching from this side of the pond
wondering how soon until the next fun UK election game!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Q&D&rubbish


From...

www.b3ta.com/links/Bait_Ball_with_added_surprise
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# "german forklift?"
That's a new one on me. Also: bridge, helicopter, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Bridge and helicopter are there, just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Oooh, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Tricky . . . in more ways then there are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# ahhh blessim
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That's really cute.
Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Awww
can I feed it a sugar lump?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Nieow?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# RAWHIDE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I'm sure I backed him in the Grand National.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave Britney alone; Ya aaauut ov aawda!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Now to find something to do with the other 4 eggs...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# :D
I bet that was fun to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Cracking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I would like to join the Cri'ps gang please
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Oh, when will the killing end?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# NEW! From Crystal Meth Industries Ltd:
The Duckling Head Shaving Brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Don't hold him like that you'll cut off his oxygen.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hold it like a duck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# How do you hold your dux?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
www.holditlikeaduck.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# or stack em
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah...
but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ahahah, what the duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# It's an ancient b3ta meme
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Haha
I remember this
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# See alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# is this you ?
:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# It might be.
Then again, it might not.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# arf...nothing wasted.....seeing as it's not wise to leave the head on with duckling soup :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Please put eleventy of those on my bill . . . thank you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Certainly sir.
Can I interest sir in a cat tent?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Great . . . just in time . . . I'm moving to the basement soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He has to choose... blue or red...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Pffft.
*something about rabbit holes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# via twitter:


That's all we need. Kanye West's just turned up outside Downing St saying Beyonce ran the best campaign and should be PM

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Yo Clegg imma let you finish... :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Arf!
I've completely run out of election hummus.

Well, hummus in general, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Ooh, very clever
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Fantastic
unfortunately in Nick's case, the blue one is a supposi-tory.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# OOF! That's rather good!!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# hyahahaha YES
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hahah nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I'm the king of the world!!!
...actually no, Dave, you're the king of precisely squat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Loose lips sink ships !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Whores sunk the Titanic?
(Poison-System-X, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# on the sea shorely...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# bloody Brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# That's a very passionate embrace
*loves a good love story*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Nicely...
...and I'll just pea this here...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Cameron has the look of a man "going in dry" there.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Clicked 'cos it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# lols

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] similarly.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
run you fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ross on the runs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# What a happy little chappie,
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Superb...
...as per *Auto-Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# He looks very happy for soemone being chased by a dinosaur!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
ElvisweatherCLICK
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely stuff, i'll pop this here
i'll pop this hereone mong replaced with another :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# That's not Phil!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm imagining him with a geordie accent now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# i never tire of this
or the sesame street one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Dec never tires either
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# WHY GEOFF MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Fun fact
Byker grove wasn't even shot in byker. And you'll find a much stronger geordie accent in West Newcastle, not East.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# That's two facts!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Twice the facts, double the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha, run you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:00, archived)

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