b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38480 (Older | Newer)

#
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# this is brilliant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
Tommy Cooper
Sean Lock
Jim Bowen
Cissie Braithwaite (AKA Les Dawson dressed as a woman)

this is my list of people that I think Fabio Capello looks like
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
although you're missing Les Dawson when he's pretending to be a woman
and far more accurately Bo'Selecta bloke's mask of Mel B
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# haha
of course - added to list

edit: The Mel B character is based on Jim Bowen though, but yes!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# that is what i was aiming at
thanks for spotting it :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahah, I thought he was unshopped in yours :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I just adjusted the levels a bit
wouldn't call it "shopped"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ive always thought heston blumenthal.
but that could just be the glasses
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I heard on the news recently "Fabio Capelo may resign as England Manager if England fail to beat Slovenia"
Lol rage quit.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Soccer-flounce
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# perhaps he'll win the world cup challenge by flouncing
and get £500 towards his air fare home
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# more like 10 million
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha! Y' bastads!
Bo Selecta.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# yay
cheers
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Brilliant sir!!!! *Kerlick* :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha
I was wondering why beckham was there. It can only be because of his stirring powers of oratory.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# and to show fans to the toilet

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# could you please rephrase that so Rooney understands it
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# kich da ball inta the fookin net yeh waynela eh?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# arf!
that'll do
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Peter...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# they really shouldn't have flown to SA in Economy class
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
no amount of photoshop wizardry can improve on the reality
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Here is a fat man.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Rotundo the Magnificent
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I wash myself with a rag on a stick
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You know butter can't be used as soap, right?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I brush my teeth with Cheez Whiz
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Mmmm... butter on a stick...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# No. Freaking. Way.
Buy me this.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# haha
faked up I believe for a branding exercise
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# No. Freaking. Way.
Make me this.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# *churns into a tube*
It's nearly ready
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# You can buy this from most camping shops in Tasmania.
Also: empty toothpaste type tubes you can fill with the spread of your choice.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# 'spread'
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of myself?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# stick an EDF energy logo on him. Then compo it
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I stuck a bow on him, does that count?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *checks previous entries*...

Yes
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I used to be sexy.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# My MP really should do something about this!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
SAW The playground
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID.
Don't take the 'bus, people!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# The government has announced in the emergency budget how it will save money by closing military training grounds.
"there are so many playgrounds out there, it makes sense to double them up as military training facilities. The parents know they are safe from rampant terrorists hogging the swings, the kids get to see the soldiers in action and thus grow up to be more patriotic, and we get to train the soldiers who will protect our nation overseas. It's an all-round perfect solution!"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This almost makes sense.
I can believe our government to do this.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# needs more fox
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# bumph...bumph...bumph...bumph
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Bloody hippies and Ken Barlows.
No it's not "magick" or "spirit" or "love", you fool, it's a stone.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# yay!
i drove through glastonbury yesterday. the whole place is awash with beards
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# did you see the A to Z of Glasto on BBC Four last night?
very enjoyable, but I gave up after about J and went to bed*



*Hard Core!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# missed it.
Not going this year *sulks*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I went in '93
of course that was the best year
yes indeed
every year since then has been too commercialised
*bores self to death*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Yes, but
Paul McCartney, who was M, can feck right off.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I stopped just in time then
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Don't ask about his druid fluid.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*solstices*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Damn Hippies...always messing up the Druid's fun.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Dark Hams 21
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# THE GEL
YES :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# use it!
I had a GEL-based image back in the day when we were first exposed, but it is now lost.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# HURRAH FOR THE GEL!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Dark Hams is ace.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hahah! YES!
Are they out of the green-belt area? Otherwise, the use of gel would be illegal, surely? ;D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
#
This is one of the best things on the internet right now

Never stop.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I read that last frame in the voice of Polkaroo
if you know who that is then I feel sorry for you as I expect the theme music is now in your head
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# :)
I can't believe this has been running for almost a year now...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Has it?
Bloody hell.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# According to your blog, it was the beginning of July...
Eeep.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# BY CHRIST! DO IT!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# awesome as Always
may it never stop
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# It has to stop
Otherwise I'm going to go bonkers.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# We care not for your mental health issues
FEED US DARK HAMS!



we do care really, it's just that they're so very good
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I suspect that won't help things at all.....
in fact I'm pretty sure THE GEL, shouldn't be used on consecrated ground.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Uh oh!

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's see those French steal this idea!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# *insert fashionable, worthy anti-Nazi comment here*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# of course the hindus have been using this symbol to denote environmentally friendly power sources for centuries
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# You fucking racist.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# believe it or not
this is a real domain

http://卐.com - it's not nazi or any of that silly nonsense
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# they made good points on that until
* The 卐 has been made famous on 4chan.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# *inserts text inbetween stars*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I say!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Over the gates outside their main office" "Eco-power sets you free"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# how very true
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# VSHMMM
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# fantastic!
I learned how to open a bottle of wine with a shoe yesterday
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Kick the fucking top off?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# even better!
www.wimp.com/wineshoe/ - it's in forrin but the actions speak for themselves
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# what witchcraft is this?!?!?!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# THROW AWAY YOUR CORKSCREWS!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Inspired.
Not magic - SCIENCE!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Chateau La Feet?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# This is how it actually happened.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hahahah, that's it, I want a lightsaber for opening cans :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I wish
.........someone would do an old "Carry On" poster of the England team and Cappello or whatever his name is. ?? I'm pants at photoshop but I know you guys are spesh. Would be ssoooo funny LOL xxx Natasha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# POIDH
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hi Natasha
how are you?

I will be your tour guide for this afternoon's session. If you would like to follow me.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# It puts an image in the post.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I wish
........I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# awww!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Zaphlegidae ("The Fiery-Tempered Ones") is a family of extinct, snake mackerel-like, or escolar-like fish whose fossils are found from Late Miocene strata of Southern California.
I hope that clears things up.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# however...
Lithology once was approximately synonymous with petrography, but in current usage, lithology is a subdivision of petrology focusing on macroscopic hand-sample or outcrop-scale description of rocks, while petrography is the speciality that deals with microscopic details.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# now you're just confusing the poor girl. She's having difficulty enough reading the FAQ.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Lol xxx
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# What are we your "old Carry On poster of the England team and Cappello or whatever his name is" bitches?
Our all gay.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# DON'T UPSET MY TASHA!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I never touched your "tasha".
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# NO, YOU NEVER DO
YOU ALWAYS EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THE WORK!
*rolls over and sulks*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] the new fifa 2010 world cup video game: special addition
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I thought they were the Milliband brothers at first!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# pfft
all leadership battles should include a couple of rounds in the boxing ring. We need a pm who can handle himself
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Foight!

*click*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Haha
beautifully done
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# cheers Mofaha and XLVII
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# and you :)
*fetches brew*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Is Michael J Fox playing that?
hehehe, bloody marvelous stuff :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Why is he hitting kevin spacey?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
...........quality. I love it (for a girly girl )
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# God...
........Tasha wants this on her phone ...........I don't know how aaarrrggghhh
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh yes.
This is great!
*clicks
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha:D
click
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha....brill:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# X tra Box
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# bindun?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha - I had to watch the soccerball at the weekend as my BiL is into it.
It was as boring as I thought. I don't need to watch another match to know that I was right in my opinion that it's boring and rubbish.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# In much the same way that people only need to see one of your images to know that it's always raining in them ;p
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Exactly that.
The ironies of life fill me with self-hate.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# very good
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# heh :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ooo - you've reminded me.
Nearly this time of year again...



How far do we think this time round?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# pff
let me count the Englishmen in the men's draw

oh
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Actually currently the Daily Mail are calling him a Scot
because he doesn't yet know if he'll bow to the Queen.

I love the Daily Mail.



Edit: See also that not bowing to the Queen is equivalent to anti-English sentiment (cos the Queen's English, see!!!!11! she's the queen of england it sez so i saw it on telly) and that obviously holding even mildly nationalist views is equivalent to rabid republicanism and vice-versa even though these are totally distinct issues.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
I hope you don't mind, but I've just emailed this to everybody in the world
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha
its funny because its true!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Ta-daaaah!


Please vote for my Image Challenge suggestion... or predict that it will end in tears:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post755782
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Voted and predicted :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# this has broken my britain
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# You might be able to make a claim then.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# bloody compensation culture
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Definitely voted.
Total win.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# oh this
I've already clicked it twice
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hmmm, I'm ineligible to enter
I don't know the man beyond he's a Daily Mail journalist, and I'm sure as hell not going to start reading his opinions just to take part in an image challenge :D
I could hazard a guess of the kind of stuff he does but wouldn't want to post an image based on assumptions and not facts, as I would no doubt be as bad as the Daily Mail/him then.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# so, to summarise, you're not clicking then?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i think we should have a one-word challenge
they're ALWAYS popular ;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# BOOBS!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I managed a quick browse of wikipedia
Nick Griffin likes him and he's massively homophobic but on the plus side he's in favour of abolishing the monarchy.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# He's a rather less sympathetic incarnation of Ann Coulter.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I don't like to read things that don't reflect my own opinions on matters
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I don't like reading the Daily Mail full stop
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Quite right, you get much more
accurate information from Wickipedia ;-)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Damn. Should've got a competition sponsor, then.
:o)

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# it's best I don't enter as I'd obviously win it just by breathing near the screen
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Even if you don't take part you'll still win. Because you ALWAYS DO etc.
I'll just pop out and get you your prize now.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# send it to the usual address
Sheep
1 Brighton Road
Brighton
Brightonshire
:D D:D ;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# you could base all your images on the fact that he looks like a revolting melted slug
with little pig eyes and a gaping slit for a mouth.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# not fond of this challenge..as I don't know or even care about who he is
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# We need a challenge
that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who visits the board can agree on. That's the way forward, I think. Otherwise the board'll just be full of people saying that they don't like this weeks compo. And that would be bad.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# How about no image challenge until this happens?
Now go and tidy your room
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# or we do an image challenge image challenge
with every image involving images being challenged by other images
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# can't we jsut draw cocks on film posters instead?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# yeah
but there'd be loads of people whose images wouldn't fit the compo
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# nignszdhj
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It's always a good backup plan
:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!
nothing - voted!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Dur dur da daaaa... dur dur da daaaa...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# yay for ass hats
I'm getting moaned at by an emo


something like this
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I like this
Bloody emos. And hippies. And those self-righteous pricks that go on about war and drugs being bad, mkay?

Tanks are ace.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Out in time for Wimbo
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Pffffft.
Come on Tim!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Come on, Tim!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha, COME ON TIM!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# That is both
hilarious and horrifying.
Well done.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# "Murray Mound" will now remind me of this picture
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# They'd go well with these
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# if anyone's got a head like a nik nak, it's him
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# In South Africa no one can hear you score...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Rooney chestburster or chips?
*hissy fits*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# He certainly has alienated himself.
/coat

Edit: b3tans are on holiday?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# they mostly score at night
mostly
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# "The analysis team that went over the pitch, centimetre by centimetre, found no physical evidence of the England Squad's skill you describe..."
ace :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Van Leuwen LOL
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# pfft
nicely done
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha
I know, me neither, just had to let the idea out in the desperate hope it might earn some free bulbs. But we all know Toastie always wins these things ;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I personally can't wait till wednesday
/
not selling my soul to this challenge
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Wednesday's challenge is "Mayk BP poplier"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# no it'll be
stick this guys face on lots of things
lol text
work for this big company and they'll give you fuck all in return

the challenges suck balls now.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# some of them are ok.
i loved that recent james bond one
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# /all fields
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# /self worth
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Ah toasty
star wars is played.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# What's it worth?
:)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# nice
simple yet effective.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# that's really good
expect it to be stolen by EDF very soon
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# haha, no doubt!
cheers
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I rather quite like that!
good nings, b3ta.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# 'ning matey
Seems rather slow here today or is this normal nowadays?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# mornin' X. Yeah, seems to be getting quieter...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Time to make the switch, make the switch y'all
So step to me when it hits ya!
Time to make the switch, make the switch y'all
Come to put you in the picture!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Play with your toy motorcar at home
One of a few cartoons Just F1
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Nice first post
Welcome!

I keep pressing F1, it just keeps going to firefox help page ;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ^ That
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# thanks
Thanks for the welcome. The Just F1 should be working by linking to the page.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I likes the football one
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# It does,
sorry I was just being a cnut.
Very good.
:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# did you make that?
if so :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# yes
I made it.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Nicely done
welcome to b3ta pull up a kitten 'shop a chair
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Nice picture
Welcome n00b, you'll never leave etc
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# That is
genius.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Cabbio Fwapello....

Let's hope this isn't on the front page of Thursdays Sun.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# haha "he's not as green as he's cabbage looking!" as my 'nan used to say.
Is he about to Sprout?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# He needs to do something!
The pic actually started out as a still but I think it went a bit too far with the wanking....
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# This is b3ta and nothing is ever going "too far" by adding wanking animation :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hehe
Very true.

Edit: and Happy Birthday!!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Aww thanks - older yet nonethewiser :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Haha
I know how you feel.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# They'll probably put it on anyway
Kinda hypnotic.
*stares*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# weird
heston blumenthal look going on, or is it just me?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Haven't done one of these in ages
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Bow Tie - Check
Huge face - Check

Seems spot on to me!

'ning toast!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:19, archived)
# 'nings Mr bix
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Bow ties are cool...
nice
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)
# no, they really aren't
no matter how many times they say it
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)
# ive yet to see one being worn by anybody under 20,
so i think i'd have to agree
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Who was it on here
who said his head looked like a Nik-Nak?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# pfft
that's cristiano ronaldo, shirley
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I think his head looks like 'The Head', from Art Attack
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# nah that's Alex Reid
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# things go in and out of fashion though
I saw a twelve year old wearing a trilby yesterday
When i was that age you'd have got the shit kicked out of you for wearing a 'proper' hat
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Trilby hats were all the rage in the '80s with the SKA revival and Blues Brothers
it's nice to see some kids actually breaking with the current Chav look.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# yeah, I thought he looked super cool
mainly becuase I look shit in any type of hat
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Have you tried wearing an Ass Hat?
;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# No, but I bet these guys have
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# So successful they have to have a Consultancy Agency
:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# looorks!
Was this in london by any chance? I hope you stamped on his hat and gave him a chinese burn
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# When I was at college there was a zany type who used to wear a bow tie to show how wacky he was.

He was a right cunt.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Superb
was watching the new Doritos ad that won the competition you entered and I'd have to say yours was far better and more inventive. The whole District9 effect has been done to death now, meh!

**** on a side note I'm 1 year older today, boo!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Happy Oh Crap I'm Older Day!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# 'xactly this^
:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I will be experiencing same a week tomorrow
My thoughts are with you
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# All birthdays are nice
as long as I fool myself into forgetting what it's actually about :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I saw that the other day
was that actually made by the entrant, or did they remake it with a big budget?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I think they must have remade it
but couldn't say for sure - which is why Mr Toasts ad was far better it wouldn't have had to be reworked.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I assume it was an entrant, one with lots of expensive software, staff and a way of ignoring half the rules
(unless they got sign off from every single person in what was quite a large crowd scene)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# What was the competition rules?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# use lots of expensive software, staff and ignore half the rules byt he sounds of it
It seems very odd to run a competition for 'amateurs' and then the winner clearly seems to have had the budget of an average british film
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Saying that the whole District 9 effect can be simulated in AfterEffects very cheaply
however the raw footage to be tracked on what looks like a "Red", the crowds and the laboratory scene and actors must have clearly been beyond amateur budgets.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# lots,
no trademarks visible, everyone on screen must sign a release, suitable for showing at any time (nothing scary or rude), etc etc.
But with a possible prize of £200,000 its not surprising professional operations had a go.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Yeah wide open for professionals to exploit the "amateur look"
but this is so obviously made to look like that it shouldn't have won - we need up-and-coming talent not professionals muscling in for the cash.

Next time, Toast go full b3ta on their asses and make it as edgy as you dare - you never know they might just go for it, remember that Mobile phone frog with his willy out now the world needs to see a Happy Toast design full frontal!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Fan Koo!
:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# happy birthday!!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Cheers Prod :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# *loves*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# neeeeng
Very well done.

Did you ever get round to colouring in and finishing that ace Tom fun and Derek one you did?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# no, I was never really happy with it
I wish I had the time to sit down and do every V&B character properly
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Soopbloodyherb!!
*Click* :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Awesome
I knew who it was from the first bit of hair I saw as it was loading.

Woo!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Awesomes
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# awesomes :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Nice
I really like Matt Smith. Now do Karen Gillan. :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I already have ;)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# wanking in front of the TV doesn't count.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Perfect
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# splendid
but how does he smell?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Cor! Brilliant!
I just wish he'd learn to tie a bow himself and ditch the ready-made

/weirdo


(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Very nicely done!
but somehow I am not being drawn to the new Doctor this season...

maybe I am just an old get, but he does not seem like a Proper Doctor, and the scripts are not helping. I will give it a bit more of a chance before I stop recording, but I just don't know.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I've felt quite the opposite weirdly
I think he's the best thing since Baker and the scripts have been the best possibly ever at times. But then I'm not a huge Who fanboy so I probably don't know what I'm talking about.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# That is very good.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Have you tried drawing the bloody queen yet?
Just wanted to say "The bloody queen"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# the reigning monarch or Graham Norton?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# can't we have both?
woo 'who', btw
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# This is muchly woo, sir.
*awaits eventual arrival of The Valeyard*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# no wonder silence is coming
he hasn't got a gob :D

Lovely as evar :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# very good
Woo:D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# more 'nings!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 6:41, archived)
# cool!i!i!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:13, archived)
#
That's my 7am brain. Now 830am and sadly hasn't improved. I find a sort of balance at 3 huge cups of industrial strength swedish coffee. Balance - and pee.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:35, archived)
# 'ning, have a pixel sniper
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:41, archived)
# needs more 1 shot kills
and people shouting out "AWP n00b!"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:43, archived)
# "NO SCOPED HOMIE!!!!!"

EDIT: it was supposed to be this www.killzoneunit.com/kz/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sniperrifle.jpg until i got complacent,
i'm getting a ps3 soon and will probably pick up a copy of killzone 2, looks decent online.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:46, archived)
# oooh
nice! :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:42, archived)
# that's lully that
:)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:43, archived)
# That lubberly
`reminds me of ITV's world cup coverage thingy, which too me looks like lager
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds