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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)

Lovely

Reminds me a bit of Fantastic Planet.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)

ooh, haven't seen that for ages

*amazons*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)

A great film!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)

Superb.

Hard to please, isn't he.

"Ball missing - oh, there it is, too late."

"Ball missing - oh, there it is, too late."

"Ball missing - oh, there it is, too late."

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)

heheh

indeed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)

Hitler clones.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)

psshty-koof psshty-koof psshty-koof

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)

They're both fantastic animations

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fuscous, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)

Excellent!

stuff!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)

I imagine that they drop down to another level

only to get rejected again . . . where they drop down to another level only to . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)

Aha! Corporate business at it's finest.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)

He's lookin for a bigger willie

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..wil, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)

Beware Gentle Fez the chainsaw bear

Click for bigger (195 kb)
Edit thumbnail appears to be broken

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)

and redexs too

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)

or blue question marks

(mac)

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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)

Threadjack

blog.38degrees.org.uk/2010/07/26/your-ideas-for-an-eye-catching-advert-against-murdochs-bskyb-takeover-bid/
Thought this might make an interesting challenge?

*backs out*

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doog Don't read this., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)

Oh my

That is a glorious jack.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)

I likes your bear and chainsaw thing too :)

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doog Don't read this., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)

I like it

very Tim Bisley

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)

Apart from the Fez

Fezzes are cool
*shot*

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)

All muscles and chainsaws, most amusing

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)

What a massive wanker

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)

you mean Jim Murray and Jason Brashill

www.jimmurrayart.com/
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Jason+Brashill&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=RcROTJqCLpWSjAeUh7GaBw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCoQsAQwAA

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)

love Jason Brashill's dredd work :)

Chopper especially

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)

I like that a lot.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)

Drop your weapons, bear!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)

2 for the price of one

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)

can everyone please fuck off with this now

it wasn't funny when the first picture was posted and it's not funny now

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:01, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)

*Slow claps*

still at least the board's been sat still for almost an hour with s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/65434/1280227327/thumb.GentleFez2.jpg for entertainment

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)

Yeah, leave Keith Harris alone.

cunts.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)

AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)

haha!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)

Grinch Harris!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)

this is b3ta

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)

Surely that should be

THIS... IS... B3TA!

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:58, archived)

I didn't have lunch yet.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)

I do love this

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)

Close the interweb for Paul P has decreed all that everything that can be done has been done.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)

Phew! At last!

I'll see you guys later.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)

go on have a flounce

show the world what kind of cunt you are

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)

Already have old bean: http://b3ta.com/board/10135673

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Damn you

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)

;)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)

Improve Your Technique

Find out how to improve your technique inbetween lessons. From mounting and warming up to calming down your horse if he rears

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:04, archived)

pervert

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)

Definitely

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)

I disagree, he's a perfect target for B3ta

If it weren't for face-swap the board would be even slower

Long live bandwagons!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)

and with this post you have pushed the final nail in the coffin of original thought

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)

What is it about this and similar posts that is not "original"

I would rather the board moved at 10 new threads an hour including this type of picture than it moved at 1 post an hour of "original thoughts"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)

shall we go back to posting poo on a toilet seat like yesterday to speed the board up?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)

The first poo post yesterday was perfectly OK

The problem was that the same image was posted many many times.
All of the face-transplant posts are different and all deserve posting, even with them the board is still running slow

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)

have you not noticed the board runs slow when crap like this is posted

and people log in and then leave straight away

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)

Seriously, you are being a cunt though Paul.

That image hasn't been used in that context or the source used.

Now just because you have taken some kind of umbradge over to facial deformities, doesn't give you the right to tell me to fuck off or call my stuff crap. Kindly refrain from being a twat.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)

can everyone please fuck off with this now it wasn't funny when the first picture was posted and it's not funny now

at what point does that tell you to fuck off or say that your picture is crap?

this is not a direct shot at your picture.

Just realised it's school holidays so this probably is funny for the kids.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:16, archived)

Um, well there was the "can everyone please fuck off "

and then the "the board runs slow when crap like this is posted".

As for your remark about school holidays... seriously, I think you may have mistaken B3TA for something it's not, like you mum or something

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:25, archived)

oh no not a mum comment, what ever will I do

Congratulations you have just validated my school holidays comment, and with regards to your picture, what colour matching algorithm did you use?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)

M.U.M

yours.

Oh I do love being out of school.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)

isn't dora the explorer on ?

come on there's a good lad go watch you tv programs

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

Hot dang,

"go watch you tv programs"

Isn't it time you posted your one trick pony joke?

b3ta.com/board/10134828
b3ta.com/board/10134821
b3ta.com/board/10134816

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

congratulations you managed to look at my profile

notice how after the poo picture was posted I posted that and it was deleted by the mods before any replies.

I'm sorry but you get an F for your profile searching efforts

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)

i'm sorry, what?

Are you trying to make out that you're some kind of McKeith-sponsored one man poo-picture fighting army who with his oh so original posting skills gets posts deleted? Or that those mean mods deleted your witty, original and unique posts before anyone had a chance to congratulate you on your skills?

I looked at your profile because I thought it might shed some light on your quest for original material... Unfortunately you get a U on all counts.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Everyone else is up ^ there ^

posting a reply an hour later you really are the master of the quick comeback

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)

Only because I had other things to do.

But you're still here... and basically just typing. Bravo, you truly are the king of original thought and razor sharp wit.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)

I don't think he likes people photoshoping him on here.

(Testricals Having a dump, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)

Yes please

KTHXBAI

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)

Looks like I picked the right week

to be too busy to come on here

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)

Off to sunny st Helens next week for work

Browsing hotels, I found this place...
I feel compelled to book a room if only to see the huge indoor poo.

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)

pfft!

but... /links?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)

I think that huge indoor poos are underrated

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)

brightened my day, but links mein herr

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)

Hoho

Whenever I go back to a certain resort in Corfu, the line-printed itinerary confirmation always says "BELVEDERE APTS + POO".

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)

Eeeep!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)

hahaha

Borisarmi

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)

Hahahahaha! That's brilliant!

According to the b3ta search thingy this is my most popular post ever....
Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)

And so it should be - well excepting all the other brilliant stuff you do!

you are too bloody talented, please consider us jobbing bit-part animators next time and do something shit for once ;)

BTW I did a Jeremy tribute although not strictly about Jeremy :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)

That's brilliant, me likey!

me likey!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)

This was mine

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)

how do you get it to tell you such things?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)

Here you go:

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/17526/best

Coincidentally your best post is Boris related...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)

Everyone loves Boris!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)

Just go to teh 'Search' and type in thy name...

...and click the 'By popularity' filter ;)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)

christ

after so many reposts it finally gets front paged! congrats chap :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

Cheers Toasty! Most surprising :)
Edit; the fp that is not you congratulating me :D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)

His disguise is superb.

I'd never guess that it was him under the mask.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:49, archived)

Wall Eye Never!

Feel free to SPANG me.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:36, archived)

This is so beautiful

I am moved to tears.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)

very deserved FP

truly superb - have click on me

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)

Bless you!

Cheers sir :)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilliant!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)

Cheers your Lordship!

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Ninj, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)

I bloody like that!

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:27, archived)

Thanks Harry

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Ninj, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)

Love it! *click*... Marty is great

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)

Cunting wonderful.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)

Haha!

This is very very good :)

(william_shatner, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)

Way too good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)

Hahahaha...

Hai Moleypoos! You well? :D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)

Ninj! You hunk of burnin' love!

All's well here a bit busy that's why I've not been round these parts lately...
Have I missed much?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)

Not much...

...it's been rather slow :D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)

Bloomin' holidays, innit?

innit?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)

Yup!

Bet Greece seems but a distant memory eh matey? :(

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)

yes!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)

I thought we'd agreed not to post pictures of that guy's face anymore

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)

AAAAGGGHHHH etc

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)

Aaargh!

I wanted to post this in response to Ninj's Boris post below but I couldn't find it.
I shall put it here instead:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)

Eep doesn't quite cut it

more like AAAAARGH! TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR!TEH FEAR! etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)

Exactly.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)

Ahh!Ahh!Ahh!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)

(twattybanjo, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)

LOL

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)

Wonderful! :D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)

This makes me happy.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)

Fuck Yeah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)

Enough to scare anyone away

Click for bigger (74 kb)

Ready last week but I'm new round here.

(Elwell, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)

welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)

You did employ the electric fence, cctv system and locked all doors?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)

I even released the hounds

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)

Good, good

*rubs hands in Mr Burns style*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:20, archived)

excellent!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)

Welcome to b3ta!

Off to a good start :)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)

Haha! Bense!

Welcommen.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)

This is a good start

welcome pull up a kitten and shop us a chair.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)

Hooray! Good n00b!

Welcome aboard.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)

welcome!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)

hurrah!

nice one, n00b

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)

You should hear it at 12 noon

Welcome, a kitten up pull leave will you never.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)

Welcome!

to paedo-geddon

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)

May as well jump on the wagon to Hull :(

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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)

D :

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)

DA A-DA A POB!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)

detachable hand!

and i think that should bring the bandwagon to its conclusion

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)

Agreed.

Let's never speak of it again.

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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)

Yes indeed.

Don't know if I'd be brave enough to face the cameras in his situation. It wasn't just a Travolta-esque tisse swap, but they rebuilt a shed load of bone as well. That must bloody hurt.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)

Excellent work

Please ignore any miserable self-righteous fuckers

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)

might as well go first class

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)

fucking hell

I can see today will be a laugh-a-fucking-minute already

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)

yea...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)

LOLOLOLOL face transplant LOLOLOLOLOL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)

LOL I STUCK THIS FACE ON EVERYTHING LOL LOL LOL

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)

LOL I STUCK SOMEONE'S BUM ON HIS FACE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)

all I can say is

it's a good job it's not a Tuesday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)

I honestly can't wait for this afternoon's slew of Brian Peppers mashups

It's going to be fucking awesome

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

oh god!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

cheeky

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)

I don't think my adblock

has had this much of a workout since goatse was invented.

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Ratsta, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

fuck sake

is it still gayshift?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)

;(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

fail bandwagon is failing

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)

You could 'taste' Harry's passion as he cheered his lads on...

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)

This actually works quite well.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)

^this^

it's uncanny

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)

Use the spice luke.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

hahaha fucking hell!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)

Hahaha this deserves more recognition :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)

haha, woo yay!

good mashup there!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)

I don't understand this joke

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)

WTF

is this beast in the last scene?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)

Boris want wee wee

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Ninj, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:24, archived)

CAN...NOT...UNSEE

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

I was just searching for images of leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I was going to shop face-swap onto him, but I won't because Leatherface looks so much like Gordon Brown that it just isn't worth the trouble.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)

fonzie approved :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

Haha Perfect

*clicks*

In other news - what the fuck is up with Google Images and how do I work this?

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

seems alright to me

what's wrong at your end?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)

It's gone all Web 2.5

With all the results on one page, except theyre meant to load as you scroll down - but don't.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

That's a corker

love the expressions

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)

Is it Real Photo Sunday already?

hahaha top 'shop *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)

Taken at Westyminster last night?

Excellent, but needs more daddy Paxman :p

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)

Smashing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

this is utterly fabulous

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)

Ha ha! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)

Yay!

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:56, archived)

I see no candle

*squints*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)

Yes this confuses me too

My profile has one, slowly flickering away in the darkness... Is it because I haven't given £2.49 to the Wizard of B3ta or offered sexual services?

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:02, archived)

Yes, I think that's usualy the case.

Edit - the monies, not the sexual services. Although either may suffice.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)

I'd try option B

if nothing else, you'll probably get dinner out of it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)

yes

donate donate donate donate donate

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)

you must give everyone who joined before you £2.49 and sexual services

that's gonna cost you £148,458.78 btw but you'll LOVE IT

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)

i fear he will be all baggy and slack by the time it gets to me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)

we could draw lots

and spin a spinner (like Twister) for an orifice
spread the lovin'

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)

Only people on the board on the special day get a turn

so you'll probably only be on sloppy 12ths or so. Furthermore, not everyone will wnat to go in dry, some might prefer it up 'em, others satisfied with a nice gam and still others happy with a quick one off the wrist.

The options are almost endless.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)

three gams in the boat?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)

The owl and the pussycat

went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat
They had stories to tell
and plenty of GEL
and a smacked up Romanian stoat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)

HAZZAR!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)

The owl cooked up a nice batch of meth

and looked as though he might cum
"Oh hold down the stoat, and then hold your breath
I'm going to unload in her bum
her bum
her bum
I'm going to unload in her bum!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)

What is.. love?

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)

THIS. IS. LOVE.

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)

Please put that away

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)

Baby, don't hurt me!

(Poison-System-X, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)

Rob likes that you donate, so donate Hard and with plenty of lube (lube is optional)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)

donate and have an icon EVERY DAY

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)

Ok, I'll have a Q, a Z, another Z, another Z and the batman symbol

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)

CUNDLY DOY?

you've been on the generation game with a cold?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)

If you want to see it

you need to pay for it.

Cash.

Up front.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)

See how it shines

I am now a fully paid up member. I can only apologise it took me so long to donate to such a lovely webby site.

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

Spelndid!

Now, about those sexual services...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)

RAPE!

oh, hang on, I should have used the pepper spray first.

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)

Oh so you're going for foreplay Wasp Box will enjoy that

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)

He's got me all frothed up

I hope he remembered the tear gas.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

splendidness

happy candle day!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)

This is awesome

Congratulations!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)

*clicks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)

hmmm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)

errr

I might have stolen this for mine..

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)

The tickets are now diamonds.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 7:37, archived)

i'm ris-ing out to the max.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:09, archived)

Look at this vid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
Now back to the pic

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:17, archived)

hahaha

the last bit really cracked me up!

".... I'm on a horse!"

This has got to be bandwagoned, it has GOT TO BE!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:34, archived)

It's massive in advertising circles

And it was in the newsletter recently:

 Those clever Old Spice ads 
  Internet advertising has just been rewritten -
  forget spending all your budget on bashing out
  a clever viral that looks like it was a made in
  a shed with a felt-tip, from now on in it's
  going to be this highly reactive 'making vids
  to Twitter comments' shit. Somebody should
  think of a name for it because every agency in
  town will be pitching variations on this for
  the next year.
  snurl.com/oldspicewin

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:57, archived)

ah, i see now.

unexpected horse!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:42, archived)

Dominik Diamond (loved Gamesmaster), Anne Diamond

but who's the first one?

Ooo just found this www.gamesmasterlive.co.uk/gamesmaster/gamesmaster.php

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:38, archived)

neil

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:41, archived)

Is that MRBONGO

coming out third?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)

Is anyone else reminded of

wut wut in the butt?

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Ratsta, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

very good

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 6:06, archived)

I had an idea for this poor guy

but looking at the source pics I don't think I've got the stomach for it right now. It really is pretty grim.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 6:19, archived)

^What she said^

No B3ta for A Vagabond today, possibly this week, methinks.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:36, archived)

^ what he said ^

Normally I'm all for taking the piss but this just isn't funny

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

Not liking this bandwagon much

At least Joey Deacon's dead

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 6:30, archived)

apparently with exercise the face shapes itself to fit

so actually he is not going to stay like that.
cant say as I am bothered by the bandwagon

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 6:58, archived)

Yeah as far as b3ta bandwagons go this is a little more insensitive than most

it's not like this woman is a politician or anything - woah we would have field day there :D - or a gurning policeman or Roal Moat (now his face was up for exploiting in photoshop)

I'd be happy if people just left this woman in peace it's going to be a difficult time for her and the last thing she will need is this going viral just how 4chan-b/tard we can all be about someones misfortune.

/soapbox packed away :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:25, archived)

Is she a woman?

I thought this was a guy :s

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:39, archived)

I thought so too but reading what others have wrote

I think it's that French woman. Could be wrong.

Edit: Oops now I feel ashamed it is a man a Spanish Framer apparently

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/first-fullface-transplant-patient-takes-a-bow-2036204.html

as opposed to

www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7911528/Pioneering-face-transplants-over-the-last-five-years.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:43, archived)

I thought it was

Harry Rednapp

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

it's a man

not a woman.

are you getting confused with the french woman who had a partial face transplant after attemping suicide by pills and drink and having her lips and nose eaten off by her dog while she was unconscious.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:46, archived)

Yeah sort of getting them mixed up

I'm terrible at putting names to faces... /Hull

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:50, archived)

probably not worth its own thread, but oh well.

2nd ever animation!

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:33, archived)

... and one ticket to Hull : )

(eyes, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 3:05, archived)

Oh dont worry, I already booked my ticket with my last image.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 3:31, archived)

ahh i found out what your all on about now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iPecztulFM

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 4:39, archived)

I still dont know all the details,

but i find it much harder feeling sorry for a guy who shot himself in the face, rather than someone who got attacked by an animal or another person.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 4:49, archived)

He did it accidentally

Not like he was being chased by Gazza with a fishing rod.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 7:05, archived)

I love what you do

(CaptainMaak, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:08, archived)

hahah very good

I always wanted to know the lyrics

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:11, archived)

Haha!

Fucking ace!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 7:46, archived)

Squildo well and truely graped

hot lesbian toksvig action always does it for me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:06, archived)

Woo

Now I will be hearing this in my head

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)

hahahaha

ace

(Mowgarr, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

ear worm you bastard

fuckity fuckity fuckity *tries to think of nice music instead*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)

Your mind powers will not work on me boy

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)

who's this guy?

looks like a cross between freebase and peppers

EDIT:ohhhhh, it's the french face transplant woman isn't it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 1:52, archived)

actually since we're on the subject

I missed the whole freebase thing, who is he and where did he come from?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:10, archived)

if you ever fancy freebasing, the wonderful Haku made the original template

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14555

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:21, archived)

ahaa

thank ye kindly

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 2:36, archived)

Haha or Spanish face transplant man!

They must have done a good job.

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

carrie fisher still grapes my childhood squildo.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:09, archived)

Here come the MIB

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 1:11, archived)

YES!

I KNEW I'd definitely seen him somewhere before

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 1:26, archived)

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