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# newlsetter subject line compo
type in a funny
and win non redeemable ascii money
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# some images of girl guides may be airbrushed


(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
#
only the Gulf of Mexico is as full of shit
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Delayed due to a flood of posts from Pakistan.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Taylor's bag of dirty rocks
In Campbell's mimsy shocks
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Two popes walk into a bar...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Nuclear nation needs your money
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Naomi Cambell upset at gaining 3 stones overnight
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Exclusive: Campbell is a dirty stoner.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
Pakistan police have discovered that the floods were caused by a suicide plumber!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# BNP propose sending all the Paki's in Britain home to help with the relief effort.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# the offspring of a cloned blog
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# CALLED TO APPEAR AT FASHION CRIMES TRIBUNAL
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ABOUT AS CONVINCING AS NAOMI CAMPBELL'S WIG
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Paul the Octopus predicts shit compo next week too!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# ooh!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Mandela: That cunt didnt give ME any diamonds
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# shyeah, right
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# THREE DICKHEADS!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# free Durex with Every Cillit Bang
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# LOOK NAOMI, SHINY.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Where no means yes and yes means harder.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# In preperation for it's trip to Glasgow, the Popemobile is fitted with unstealable tyres
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Setting fire to kids and jumping from balconies since 2001.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# is it just me or is Deborah Meaden looking more shaggable in the new series of Dragon's Den?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# it's definitely you
:)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I feared this
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
#

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
he's very fiesty in this series
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Get your free Cameron effigy inside!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# COALITION CUTS BEGIN H
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# lol pope
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Dear God. Please make the school holidays end. Thank You.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# why?
the buses are empty and the shops have no queues at lunchtime.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Cos I'm working from home, have kids and the Mrs is a childminder
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# What you need is a dungeon.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ofsted wouldn't like that
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah they prefer you to use the word 'basement' instead.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# and the soundproof door needs to be labelled as merely 'child-locked'
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# And an en-suite furnace is a necessity.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# NAOMI CAMPBELL IN HOT WATER. MAKES NICE SOUP.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Pea and ham? From a chicken?

Now that's clever
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# The Saturdays. What's not to like?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# B3ta user details published inside. "Shmerg Shmerg Public Domain Shmerg" mumbles Manuel
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# NEXT YEARS EXAM RESULTS INSIDE
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# B3ta.com/Links now rebranded as 'YouTube Lite'
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# IF YOUR CALL IS NOT ANSWERED WITHIN 60 SECONDS, WE'LL CALL YOU A CUNT.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# CLONED MAN MILK ENTERS FOOD SUPPLY
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
Also: *bokes*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# CANAZZA AND GRIFFY SKIVING FROM WORK SHOCKER!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TO VOICE BOO BOO IN THE NEW YOGI BEAR FILM... SERIOUSLY.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I really have nothing to offer here
I'm just waiting for an email
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *emails secret embassy files*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# wow!
apparently imports of farm and general agricultural machinery went up 2.7% from last year!

This is hot stuff
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hoping that David Mitchell stays likeable prior to the new series of Peep Show
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# was available on Wikileaks yesterday
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I will have the last word on this subject
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Wycliffe Jean for El President
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# le président, surely?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# oh yeh - they speak different forrin over there
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# POPES ARRESTED FOR POSSESION OF DOPE. FOUND BY URETHRASCOPE
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# smashing in your grandad's windscreen
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Your other tab is skynews.com
aicmfp
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# or the links board
:P
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# haha
I picked that up on /Links!

Skynews is too shouty for me
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# after pressure from the Vatican
b3ta's image challenge is withdrawn at the last minute.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# cheers!
don't tell anyone it's a recycled Not the Nine O'Clock News gag... ;)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *taps nose*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# BP can't stop the flow of our shit
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Chris Moyles is a fat cunt.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# SKY BLUE WATER WET PRIESTS PAEDOS
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# My Mum's sister is leader of the pub quiz team. She's a Fact Aunt.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# as welcome as a mosque in Manhatten
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# WHEN IS IT ALL GOING TO STOP
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# pissing on Griffy's news letter Bonfire
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# must. do. some. work.......
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# EVERYONES ON HOLIDAY, THIS THREAD IS NORMALLY OFF THE BOTTOM BY NOW
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# With Peter Serafinowicz interview: about fucking time too
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ME ME ME ME ME EVERYONE LOOK AT ME
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Bloody Hell, I haven't even read last week's yet
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# this has been noted for your performance review
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# this weeks newsletter is quite good actually
It's a bunch of images about the number 404.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ooh is it? in that case
NEWSLETTER NOT FOUND
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Naomi - Honest your honour, I thought the song was "Librarian Girl"
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# You don't need us to tell you that you're a MASSIVE cunt.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Learn how to bend the rules at b3ta by posting words instead of pics.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# chirpy chirpy cheap cheap. Says new Budget Budgie retailer
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Breaking news: Bears develop flushing lavatories; abandon woods
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Now available in humanitarian leaflet drop form
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Dirty diamonds? You need a dirty ring!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I dont know him, I dont even know what blood diamonds are! I dont even know what diamonds are, who am I, why am I black?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# #WHERE HAVE ALL THE POSTERS GOOOONNE OOOOOOOOOOHHH#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] As recomended by Cardinal Thrush.......


edit: trust me to post just before Rob's compo - bottom of the page here I come :)

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Could be worse for the little-uns, their mummy could have been Dominique Cottrez.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] cheggersplayspope

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# That deserves a spang
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hah!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# this truly gives one the fear
*clicks*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# that
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# He looks a bit like Till Lindenmann there
(the lead singer of Rammstein)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# !
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Noo.
Pikachu rocks.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# he's looking at all the nice things to chew :P
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Pikachu chews a chew?
Choo choo!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Picks one rather :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Or as Popey likes you call him, Kikaju
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# It's like Kirby swallowed Pikachu!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# More like this surely? :P

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Yeeaargh!
*flees*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# ^ Would
Would Lilly Allen?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# only 6.5m heathens damned?
seems rather low
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] this isn't worth it's own thread


and I don't want to push Butters off the bottom
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# didn't Marlon Brando say that in Last Tango in Paris?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# haha!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Prince of Persia 3D
was a wonderful game, now sadly forgotten :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# 3D? No wonder it never caught on.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# pfft
but no children molested?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I think he's beyond that. He only oversees the molestering.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# as tim minchin said
So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
If you’re still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker who’s a kiddy fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he’s as evil as the rapist.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# He's got a way with words..
..has that Tim Minchin.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
that level of molesting must require a fair bit of admin
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Emperor.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Oh Hai guiz
Though I would log onto B3ta and....what the fuck is that?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# brilliant
*click*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Cigarillo Magnifico
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Ew that's a bit Ghostbusters II
"He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!"
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ew!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# eeew that is wrong.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I fucking love this.
but I fucking love anything Ghostbusters related.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# This street isnt too far from the houses of parley mint *conspirises*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# unnecessary street sign
is unnecessary
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha
just don't blow the smoke up the chimney
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha
he looks like captain birdseye's evil twin
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] parp

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# all value popes should have cherry teats.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# His cheery teats are turning me on

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# yeah, but let's be honest
but let's be honestEVERYTHING turns you on . . .


(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# *spluffs*

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Now with extra eyebrows!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# But the real cost is the chapel
With its cliff-top venue, hiding the Thunderbird vehicles beneath a swimming pool that slides away and a secret hanger with a launch pad lined with palm trees that fall to one side.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Teeth and gams?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# three gams in a boat?
toothy
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# He gives a good gam

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I was so focussed on his cerry teats
that I have only just understood your joke!

Have some old archbishopric news by way of compensation
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
Forgot to compo this last evening.



Not that it'll do any good, of course, but it seems like good manners.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haha
just discovered this: www.christianatheism.com/
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# haaaaaaa
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Oh jeez.
I was all, 'hey wait! That's not the pope!' And then I got it.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning, Am I doing this right?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Almost, except it's not hateful enough.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# In all seriousness
you should get some of them printed....but remove the 'scum' logo and stick in the Rangers FC one instead..you'll be rolling in cash
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Cardinal Onion head says "Kneel, Pray, Its all in the mind!"
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Oh thats fantastic
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Nicely
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Son of God's my life, He's like a dice
I can't tell which way he'll turn, Till I spice!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# P to the R to the A to the Y
I love that god, he's a really nice guy
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# soup herb
*cluck*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# this fills me with so much glee on a friday
this was the first PS game i got, even before i had a playstation, i had to play it on my housemates.

superb execution. WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Parappa was utterly superb, and um jammer too :D
I still go on you tube to put the songs on about twice a month :P

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulBisaID4_s

Baby baby from um Jammer FTW!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Kick, punch, it's all in the mind
If you wanna test me, i'm sure you'll find
That the things i'll teach ya
are sure to beat ya
Never the less, you'll get a lesson form teacher now
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Epic Friday Cuteness
I got a new kitten a little while ago, and my other cat hated her for ages, something to do with another girlie cat on the premises that wasn't spade. Anyway this was the moment when i got home from work to find them having a little cuddle...


(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
i want a kitten now
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Get two
its MUCH more fun
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# 3 was even better!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# 6 is simply hedonistic
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# well.... 27 is quite sublime
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I was considering three the other day
decided against it, and I do have a lot of blue in my cupboard
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# it took some work, especially as we had them at 4 weeks
we had to feed them via a syringe and I had to build a little section in the lounge to keep them in - basically a board in front of the bay window which gave them a radiator and a cosy space to shit all over
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# i used to have five
well, i say "i", i mean "we". then i moved away :( now my parents only have two and the rest have all gone :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'll have some soon
This is pregnant...


on a darker side - I had to put posters up yesterday as her brother has gone missing :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Buy some catnip and leave it out. You'll soon have at least a replacement cat.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:40, archived)
# we already do - the rascal that knocked this one up
probably why her brother ran away - we think he lost a power struggle.

We have 2 older cats and and the other brother too - he's incredibly small and friendly - he's all white and he licks you
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
#
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# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hehe
it's freaky
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Why is it never raining in your pictures?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
wee cum everywheres.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahahahhahhhhhaaaha
more of this sort of awesomeness.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant.
:)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I can haz kitten no.3?
Fluffeh's - should i get my new kitten done, or give the opportunity to have litle fluffehs of her own?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I wish we'd had ours done
well the males anyway - it's amazing the difference between the 2 males - one was fully grown and shagging things by 6 months old - the other is still tiny and hasn't got a clue at 11 months old - mind you he does get a stiffy if you tickle his belly - he also curls his paws up. Daft little twat.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# We've been adopted by one of the nighbourhood cats
it's awesome, I don't have to look after it except feed it occasionally and it comes round every time we're out in the garden :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# best kind of cat
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :D
the woman who lives opposite my parents tried to force that with ours. she succeeded in the end with all of them but our tortoiseshell, but tortoiseshells are always highly-strung
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hurrah! Not a pope!
They look lovely :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# why am I looking at your pussy?



edit/ sorry - I'm not advocating taking a hammer to your lovely cats!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# more cat / hammer interactions please
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# all cats secretely love each other
they only fight to entertain us

also - all your clothes appear to be blue
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Cats all up in this thread.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# nice dog

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I remember these
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# GRAARGH


haha that's so shit
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Sweet little fluffy things :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# bless ^_^
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Mellow Friday?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Aww :D!
I'm so fed up with rented accomodation, I want a cat dammit!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I like you
you call a spayed a spade
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Groan
;)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Ello ello ello, whats all this non-shopped fluff?


*brandishes truncheon*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I want a boston bog eyed terrier
they are awesome little bastards, but ever so slightly on the handbag / gay side of the man / dog relationship.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
#

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *Cute Overloads*
I want a cat!!!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Also handy to send money to parents to keep silent about those pesky choir boys
papal - send money for forgiveness
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Heheh
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:34, archived)
# 911?
Ooooh, you must be American. Erm, Howdy, pardner! (That's how Americans talk, right?)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:49, archived)
# They are all "cilantro" and "eggplant" and "have a nice day" and that
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# "You doity bum!"

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# "Gee Whizz!"
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# "Does this fanny-pack clash with these pants?"
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# "Yessirreee"
hahaha
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Where I lived there was a shop called 'Fanny Wrappers.'
Snigger.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# what did they sell?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# vaginas
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:26, archived)
# are the vaginas wrapped
or are things wrapped in the vaginas?

The canteen in a place I used to work often had "veg in a wrap" on the menu, but lack of space on the board combined with poor handwriting produced the inevitable result.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Dunno. I was too embarrassed to go in. Not too embarrassed to take a photo outside tho.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Holy mackerel, kid!
I could care less.
Gee, sure, thanks.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, archived)
# they call dentists 'orthodontists'
but they call optometrists 'eye doctors'

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

(NB - any American's lurking are welcome to join in and bust our limey asses)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:13, archived)
# They won't join in cuz they're yeller.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Do they really call dentists "ortodontists?"
Orthodontists concern themselves with straightening teeth that don't meet in the middle, usually with braces. Dentists are the ones that deal with tooth decay, fillings, crown, extractions and so on. Mixing the two up would be JUST PLAIN WRONG.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# they are all failed surgeons
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# John Paul II has been dead for a while and isn't Pope any more.
did no one notice?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
# JP II Pope of herts 4 eva
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# wiv jade an da angles
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# that's why they created this poster campaign silly
although in reality instead of calling 911, they get the firelighters out
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, archived)
# it would be 112 for europe!
unless the pope was in the uk. ;)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# and ask for POPESQUAD!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The perfect present...


... for a francophone, surrealist, existentialist atheist.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:33, archived)
# haha
i could see this selling
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Make it a pape and I'll buy one


(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Pedant!!!
;D
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Fuckin' ace!
Were your other two messages as good?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:50, archived)
#
You mean, "... messages as god"?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha
Ceci n'pas une ¦
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this...
and also a perfect place to bung this:

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
# That was totally worth a new thread!
Unless it's a pea? Clicked anyway.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Ta!
(and nope, not a pea)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Genius! I'll buy one
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom nom nom
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:57, archived)
# 1. Get Girls
2. Kill baddies
3. save entire planet
...
...
...
5. PROPHET!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Yay!
repoast teim!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I love this
and because of this I bought my first ever PWEI album
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# How are you liking it?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# it's only had one listen, but yes - very good
I'm waiting for the anthology from Amazon but it's out of stock.
I also ordered Ned's Atomic Dustbin as well - I saw them at Uni in about 89/90 and hadn't heard them since - great album
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:12, archived)
# I think the Neds are playing in Birmingham this year
I might pop up to the Midlands for that :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# They were part of the Stourbridge 3 weren't they
The Neds, PWEI and The Wonderstuff
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Yeah there's a good book about them called The Eight-Legged Atomic Dustbin Will Eat Itself
I think they brought out an updated version lately - mine's still the 1993 edition :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Can I dig this? Hell yeah :D!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# IL PAPA
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:25, archived)
# ILL PAPA, SURELY?
ALSO: 72k
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:33, archived)
# trouble brewing..
 
excellent work!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:36, archived)
# THX
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:45, archived)
# It's a veritable robot revolution!
and this can only be a good thing :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:02, archived)
# I BECAME THIS THING THAT TOLD ME THE NAME OF THE GAME
I BECAME, THE PAPA
 
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:34, archived)
# 'Ning!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:39, archived)
# DO THE BATMAN
 
ahhhhhh it's cold and dark, I'm off to the pub
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:39, archived)
# hahahaha
that fits perfectly to this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjoQEckfDeQ :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the mantle
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:08, archived)
# hahahahaa
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:56, archived)
# NOW THAT I DID NOT EXPECT
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 4:17, archived)
# SURPRISE PAPAL BUMMING!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 4:45, archived)
# I believe this is known as "confirmation" in the church
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 5:24, archived)
# John Malkovich?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 5:15, archived)
# That'll surprise the kinder!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Dinner is served !
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Love it!
Though I wish the stupid old praying bat had got a face-full too.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Choose brevity, or choose a plate full.
you bastard.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Thankyou God for Mike's new Toyota Yaris :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:41, archived)
# harsh but fair..
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:56, archived)
# It's what Jesus would have done!
haha soup-herb!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:05, archived)
# oh hahah
the silly cunts!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:54, archived)
# It's the perfect argument against tipping.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
soap on a pope

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:02, archived)
# I'm sorry
but this wins!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)

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