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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# where else
do you think doner kebab meat comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I thought it came from a damp cardboard box in the back yard behind the kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Har har :D
"Pissflaps"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# That's quality rhyming...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago wearing a neckerchief.

It made me feel like this.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Are you a sailor?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
no, I'm a self-facilitating media node.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# You too, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# So did I, it was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# You wore your own neckerchief?
Good, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# And they called him Dandy Beauregard.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# JUST a neckerchief
bloody perv!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ._.. _ _ _ ._..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# He doesn't look like
an inspector to me....

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# ab gotta code
*sniff* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# lol - I hoped that the e-mail address would spell something
Best e-mail address I've ever seen: [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I had this idea to have pallendromic domain names
but it seems all the ones I wanted were already taken

most sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Labor Day limerick

Speak to me not of this "work"

My butt hurts and managers lurk

I get there on time

and don't make a dime

In the US, it's Labor Day, jerk
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# shut up and get back to your butt work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I'm OFF, silly, that's the POINT
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# is IT, that's nice DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
I love you, too.
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# OMG
How does it know my name?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# because it rubs the lotion onto its skin?
3rd person lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Pfft
*moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Labour
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ^ THIS
and colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ^ this
and tomato
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *calls the whole thing off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
U.S. dear :P
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Please can you stop saying you speak English, because that's not English, that's American.
Perhaps you could bring it up at the next conference?
Thank you ever so
Hugs and kisses :3

Also: at the next global meeting can we sort out what "inflammable" and "flammable" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well then, I speak American. WhatEVER, dude.
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# sorry, we're English and are by definition wankers
you're very welcome here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
Good! *kisses*
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ^This :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# It's not a subject worth getting too precious about
a lot of changes to English were fashionable French royal court affectations made after the migrations to America. You could argue that their version is truer to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Who told you you could bring facts to the debate?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ah, so the French are to blame!
A mutual evil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Was Autumn included in that?
I heard Fall was some kind of Elizabethan term.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# blimey it's quiet... in honour of Back To School, have some SCIEINCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# That's some happy science.
I like chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# :)
oh i hated organic chemistry. there were not enough oLOLs.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I love this, this is just great.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# the maths may be suspicious but that's why it's so true to life


yes, it is massive. Sorry. If anyone is still on dial-up you have my heartiest commisserations
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# C120 - ooh fancy!
I never had more than a C90
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# C120 - good for about 3 plays before the tape stretches because it's so thin and the whole thing becomes unusable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# It was the only way I could tape the entire top 40 rundown on a Sunday afternoon
have to hover there at the end of side 1 to flip it just before being dragged out to church by my folks at 6... happy times (not the church bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# haha
you had to hit Stop just before DLT started blabbering over the track
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Quack Quack Oops
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# you can use the tape on airstrips
another plus
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# C30, C60, C90 errrrmmmm Go
Obviously pre C120. Yes I'm that old.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# 120s always snapped damn it!
/mixtapehell
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# *immediately forwards to MOD equipment procurement people*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Not in the Bow Wow Wow song = not real.
Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# But what about Sigue Sigue Sputnick?
Love Missile F-111?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I prefer the PWEI version
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I still owe Clint an apology
for drunkenly heckling him in The Swan in Stourbridge some 18 years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I bet he's never forgotten it
despite probably deserving it.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hee hee
Miles Hunt called me a potsmoking bastard and threatened me with violence after I heckled him at the Barfly in Camden :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# this is the best way to play top trumps
get two different packs

mix them together

endless fun*

Values of endless may vary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# you are doing it wrong


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I LOVE MY PLANK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Is it a 'board'er collie?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Well what else wood it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Joist a minute
it could be a Laboardador
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Or a German Shepboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# or an Alsatian
wait. I did that wrong.
I'm going to get slatted.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hope it's not a Dry Rotweiler
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I took mine back to the shop
the guy said he wasn't dead he was just pining.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Poplar shop that
they also sell parrots I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# boughwoughwough!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLINY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# i got it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Resins on lamposts, shavings all over the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# And if you have to go out alone it sits at home
and Pines.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# It does knot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Many dogs do
and have to be carved apart.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Under the boardwalk, out of the sun...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Silly me ..
... I thought it was a walking stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Baldmonkey's Tea Room Episode One
(__, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Limerick - am I doing it right?


Click for Biggar!
 
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# needs more rotation.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# No you're thinking of goats - often confused with limes:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# He looks happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Goats are rarely happier than when they're being rotated by 37 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Goat notes - best of all the reminders.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# That joke's bindun, by me.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10174370
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# sympathy RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta vs. Work.

There was an accountant named Peter,
Who discovered a website called b3ta,
His boss caught him grinning
at a gif of cock spinning
And now he's become a job seeker!

P.S. First b3ta post. Be kind.
(onelegout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
edit: teh lurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# If your cock looks like that!
than I suggest you seek medical advice urgently!
And Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# or whip up a nice pepper sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You spin me right round, baby, right round...
Like a record player

Right round
right round...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# haha..nice verse..............talkin'of life on the dole........(probably before your time ).....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPqmNWddNU0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I've just watched that punch-up on the X-Factor.
A: It cheered me up no end.

B: We should be allowed to hunt such people for sport, food and pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# CHAVFIGHTING
Live on pay per view!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I envisage something with a few more horses, the green fields of England, the clear sound of a horn across the valley
And a pack of slavering, rabid dogs let loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# arf!
the sound of peasants screaming in their death throws is like music to my ears..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Yes but
what is going to chase the slavering, rabid dogs let loose after they were pretty grim and couldn't even sing!

Oh, I see........
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# tame compared to Jerry Springer show though
Jerreeee,Jerrreeee....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# maybe they should have a showdown
Jerry's rednecks vs Jeremy's chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# PRIMETIME
...now we're talkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Just testing my hat
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I've called him 'Sandy', seemed the right thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Is he easily startled?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# He looks startled...
But he'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# don't let him run away
he'll come back, but in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# You, me and Whato Jeeves all simultaneously it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# the force was strong at 12:55
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I'd call him Boxey
Battlestar Galactica
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Muffet?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Oh yeah getting the kid mixed with the dog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *insert star wars pun here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# How many jedis does it take to change a lightsabre?
none - they just turn to the darkside
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *something about klingons and fur*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *inserts comment deliberately confusing star trek with star wars*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# YAY :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# haha he's loving that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Why is it always woo in your animated gifs?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# heh heh cheers
this was quite tricky...had to be happy with what I could manage here...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# This I love!
Dearly!!!

WOO

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# tickled pink
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Magnificent
I seem to be clicking today like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# try cod liver oil
or a trip to the chiropracter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Ha
I actually bit open a cod liver oil capsule once

The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Sorry for the attempted threadjack
Anyone know of a US equivalent of Citizens Advice.

Got a friend in the US who's been kicked out, and the "friend" who took her in is basically saying "Have sex with me or I kick you out too". I want to help, but dunno anything about the systems over there.

Any help appreciated.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Have sex with me and I will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I'm not sure that it's illegal to behave like a cad
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# uh..
forgot to mention that last I heard, the guys girlfriend had claimed the friend in question is now their pet, or something. They're pretty much blackmailing her into being a sex toy. I dunno if it's illegal or not, but it's not right.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# In that case Jerry Springer is probably the closest to citizen's advice
Probably best to get a job and a place of her own
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:29, archived)
# thats a sexy problem
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# would they send her out on loan?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# 8:e
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# this appears to be about some form of talent show
where talentless retards compete for the judges affections, am I right?

(sorry, woo to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# well in this instance they spectacularly failed
to impress anybody, even each other :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# pfft
so they started fighting each other? Oh how I've missed the UK's celeb obsessed media coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# And they live in a car
Rule number one: Never say you live in a car. Sympathy votes don't work when you're fat and clumsy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ...ignorant and bizarrely self confident.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# The use of the word 'talent' here
is wrong, quite wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Yes. True talent wears more lippy and has a boob job..
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# haha that's about as much as I understand it to be
they were a particularly class act...bound for stardom then it all went wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Did their audition involve a copious amount of pork pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# TONS
..thrown AT them:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
They did all seem to recoil like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I hope they're on again NEXT WEEK...hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I've just watched this now and have made the following conclusions
1. Everyone on the panel is Botoxed up to fuck
2. Simon Cowell is wearing eye liner & mascara
3. Do teenage girls really aspire to be Vicky Pollard?
4. In the words of Bill Hicks, "I can't watch TV longer than 5 minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust."
5.
6. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Observation 4
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I was disappointed to see that Natalie Imbruglia has resorted to plastic surgery
she was so beautiful that she would still have been naturally beautiful at the ripe old age of 35!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Clicks on the "I don't like this!" link
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# And yet you like poppy hooks.
Sgt Rock being one of XTC's more poppy enterprises than, say, Travels in Nihilon.

Mind, we all liked hooks before we went through puberty and got all sniffy about the turgid, blues-based riffola we were allowed to like.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# In fairness though, it's a fucking good song
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this
^
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10177074
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The bane of my youth

(chutneyweasel, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *gets small screwdriver*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Haha!
I used one on my c64 and the fecking screw came out!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# been there :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
# adjust that azimuth baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I remember doing that with my Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (386 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# oh, get you and your cartridge drive
mister fancy pance made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Jokes on him
they were worse than the audio cassettes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Now do "R-Type loading error".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# OI!
that was in fact a ZX Spectrum font - but it didn't survive a resize.

*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Well if that's a loading error,
Why are the coloured bars still going?

Huh? Answer me that, Mr so-called-person-on-the-internet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, those 'five minutes' loading seemed like hours
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :D
...and these days the 20 seconds my 360 takes to upload the GOTY content from he hard drive seems an eternity.

EDIT 'scuse me while I spam another retro effort from Friday
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft
When I was a lad the tone and volume had to be perfect for the ZX81 AND it was all fields around here etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# speccy post wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Pick up the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
Amen-Warrior (PSN ID)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# just added to memo on phone
will add later :)

Me btw is JecciusC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
#
type in kill sam and sam would beat you to death, cue another 20 mins of tape playing to restart the game.
(furey, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# .
You didn't have to reload it after every death. What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# needs more Nails down a chalk board loading noise
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# If Terminator was a better shot.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Actually the code on the screen in Terminator
is 6502 code for the Apple II. </Factoid>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# My Speccy is still going strong.
I'll be gutted when it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Meh.
Just buy a Commodore 64 and you'll realise all the things you missed out on.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# When it dies just replace it with an Android emulator
I also had Commode 64 owning friends at school. They were wierd (but not as wierd as the folk with Acorns).
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# this is all of the WOO!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Win win win
Hahahahahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I was Chuckie Egg king
Obsessed I was
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Did you get to level 30?
Or level 30000? Did it ever end?
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hurr hurr hurr
I had a wobbly ram pack on my ZX81
(Grimly Fiendish no longer wears a coat that's black and long, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Chuckie egg on a +3?
Sacriledge!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Or anything on a +3 (or even a +2)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Nicely
I bet he would use this on his Facebook profile if he spotted it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Simondo!
Best audition I've seen all day! That's 3 yes's Ninj and a click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha superbly done!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# YAY....if he turns up dressed like this next week Ninj...
we know where he got the idea:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# As seen on TV!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i like their, just-been-raped-up-the-bum-walk, funny guys.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He has a Mr Hoppy like Ivan Dobsky...
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
If only! We could put them all in a field somewhere where they might not cause so much offence to the other half of the people they live among
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Orange cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ann Robinson? Geri Halliwell? Surely not Wilma Flintstone...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice one Q!!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Pfffft
they really are a bunch of cunts, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# It's not over!
I'm marching in the privacy of my own kitchen, right now.

/in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Get one for that cunt the Pope
It might stop him coming to our country and stopping all the fucking traffic and spreading the Aids
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# ace!
what's 1/8th mile long with 4 arseholes every 8 feet?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# haha
brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# [][][][][][][] [][][][]
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# bloody unicode!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ?
It's displaying fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Unicode is the solution!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# GJM
[] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Do they vote BMP?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# [][][][][][][][][][]
[][][][] [][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][]
[][][][][][][] [][] [][] [] [][][][]
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I'll take a consonent for 10
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ...
ڔښږښڟڙڦڦڒڶٶٸٹ

*Not actual words. Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# THIS IS AN INSULT TO MY HAMSTER
*JIHADS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# OMG! They all know my username!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# You're going to get the Flaming Shit Hammers for this, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# nah,
it's quiet...
(1.618..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# that's because we're all having seizures and can't type
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# *foams at the mouth*
*facedesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Anyone got an Aspirin?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I'm aspirin to be a singer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Oh this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha.........................KEEF?
down there :)









(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Simian McKellen
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ok
i'm sorry.
call him off, please.
(1.618..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/06/judge_dredd/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Judge Dredd is a sex offender?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# No, no, it says his helmet will remain firmly on his head .
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Chuffing ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Not often I adblock an image...
but you're a twunt.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *adblocks*
thanks for that Mr Golden Ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm obviously missing something.
What's awful about it? I mean it's not illustrated, but it's not huge or NSFW or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It WAS illustrated
And a bit flashy
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# the original picture was a flashing gif
it's been replaced with a still image
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# inspired by a /links post


an oldie but a goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice one Griffy!

*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# cheers Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# nicely done :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# cheers
took me ages to paint the dogs ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# My God Dogs Playing Poker hahahahahahaha! *breathes* hahahahahaha!
;)

nice joke love his wagging tail.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# they'll be playing snooker next!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Nooo! that would be soooo funny!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# or World of Warcraft....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# oh you witty rake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# haha
Well done indeed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha
is this source a painting of a painting? or is my source the painting of a painting?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I think it's a painting.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_Playing_Poker
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# awwww
lovely tail motion there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# every dog has his 'tell'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha. Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Tell tail?
(McChaff, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# In space,sighting Asteroid Pope is considered good luck..moreso if he's in moon phase

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!!
*Click*
Mornin' sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# yay........ning there Ninj
hectic up North here at t' moment......be a- poppin back & forth though:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# STONE HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# BUT....he's good luck
fuckit DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# That's no moon!
Oh wait, yes it is...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)

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