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Smell my finger.Worth a click to me!
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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So that's what happenedI found the first one so boring I never bothered with the others
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fuscous,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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A beautiful montageFilled me with the wobbly chuckles! (is there a name for that mouth-eyes thing?)
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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HahahahahaI can clearly see you're nuts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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he looks familiarto a piece of Branston Pickle I once knew
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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the mask reminds you of manson? or the limerick lyrics? either way, I promise it was not inspired by him, as he gave me nightmares throughout childhood
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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The top hatwww.youtube.com/watch?v=vdWxIC8yhrg
he's rather wwwwwwwiked.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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he's rather wwwwwwwiked.
oh, the top hat, forgot that. and i'm sorry but i refuse to watch any manson video as it may bring back horrible memories of sleepless nights and nightmares past.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:46,
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The Disney Corporation and their New World Order!!*dons tinfoil hat* and watches Pixar instead... but wait! Disney bought Pixar holy shite! They Come!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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yea!! power to the people.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:01,
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Whenever I meet conspiracy theorists I feel compelled to take on the personaOf a right-wing Christian fundamentalist.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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And that changes you, how?;) lol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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I'm don't actually have a wing. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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Ah a flightless christian fundamentalistbe careful the Dodo Fundamentalists became exstinct when they all jointly agreed to a mass suicide attack on the waning Dinosaur population.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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THE DODO FUNTAMENTALISTS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOMS!*burns kookaburra*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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I lolololed at this
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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:DI just got the dreaded tax demand letter from teh tax office!!
and its a REBATE!!!
*breathes again*
(and its a REBATE!!!
*breathes again*
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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Thanks for stopping by......enjoy a fat cat exploding while you're here.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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I sea cow you did that./tenuous
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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Oh the Hugecatity!
Thanks for all the b3taday wishes :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28,
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Zap zap zap -the cake is strong with this one.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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Arf! b3tan to it by a cat's whisker :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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It's from a Blender render I did
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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Not sure if you use Blender but I'd recommend this website to get going with it.(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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cheers, but i tried it beforethe mix of me being an impatient bastard, and having a shit laptop only made it harder.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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Sing tao nyahmen rohki, Maiden! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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How very dare you! ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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haha that is so like me start eating the cake from the wrong end :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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Wow that is really cutethank you :D
Get that card business started Prod!
(Get that card business started Prod!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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Hahaha yes ^ this. It will all go swimmingly until he starts doing them with pre-printed messages."Inside this card reads - "YER MAW!""
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47,
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...and if the card is used twice it will say "Reposting Cunt"haha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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"REPOSTING CUNT"haha I should have read your reply first maiden
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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I can't believe anybody would let their cat get this bigor was it that it ate it's first few owners?
I say 'owners' like you can actually own a cat!!
(I say 'owners' like you can actually own a cat!!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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"Cat upper management" now there's a job to aspire to.:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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head cat slavewould be more accurate
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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Like they all said, happy b3taday
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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I always thought that that fatcat was full of hot gas !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:42,
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I'm at work, so can't google such things, but would love to believe thatHairy Botter and the Philosopher's Bone exists.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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it exists in title formnot sure if there's anything more to it.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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I wouldn't mind carrying on up Hermione!If you know what I mean! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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I know exactly what you meanBack in 10 minutes....
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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I only saw the first two filmswhere she's only 12, you sick bastard. Still, never stopped Gary Glitter and he's been on Top of the Pops, so every cloud etc
think no one saw my reply-fail
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:38,
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I did.And I was merciful.
For I am an absolutely fucking GREAT god.
(For I am an absolutely fucking GREAT god.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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hahaCarry on up the Potter more like.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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This deserves a very special HP woo
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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Great stuff.Have a Potter-based pea in return:
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Quick and seamy
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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Cool!(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36,
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arse helmetthey say there's nothing new under the sun. I beg to differ, I've got some new socks with little piggies on them
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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It was the wrong memobut the right idea :D
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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ooh!Korean
Koran
Osama
Obama
CONSPIRACY!
(Koran
Osama
Obama
CONSPIRACY!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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What has Jed Clampett got himself into now?There'll be trouble if Granny hears about it, never mind Mr Drysdale at the bank.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:56,
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Gah!(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:05,
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hmmCameron flies to see ill father,
Murder charge changes supported,
Church defiant over Koran burning!
(Murder charge changes supported,
Church defiant over Koran burning!
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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arrgh the infamous floating cat head and shoulders ;)woo!
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doog Don't read this.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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There's a wall there, just obsured by dustI think
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Nah, look at the top of the building at the back... it clearly goes down a street.
It's scarred deep into the collective psyche(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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Oh, the horror!the cuteness!
the horror!
(the horror!
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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Nope. Not too soon.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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BOMB SQUAD BLOWS UP SUSPICIOUS HORSE AGAINthat's what
ooh, I've just realised it's Jeremy and not some weird horse-helmet
I am dim
(ooh, I've just realised it's Jeremy and not some weird horse-helmet
I am dim
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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That horse blows up at a better rate and more reliably than an SA80 fires blank suppressors. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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Hippy. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02,
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Sneezy Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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*pssst*It was a stunt horse. It's trained to explode. But don't tell anyone. Might ruin the illusion.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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Or indeed(
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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Its the only way to be sure
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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sothis boils down to: "child's toy found outside a school"
natural conclusion: "it's a bomb"
(natural conclusion: "it's a bomb"
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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that's just sillywhy can't they make a robot that picks it up and gives it a good shake?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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Jeremy the annoying mince!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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Hahahaha!Oh dear poor Jeremy...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:03,
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ahhahhahh I bet he's making that noise with his throat
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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:D Two good sauces in perfect harmonyThey don't make them like this anymore
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjaVdJt59U
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjaVdJt59U
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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HAHAHAHAHA100% Aceness
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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but 4chan doesn't rhyme with fajitachicken portion, maybe?
acts of contortion?
(acts of contortion?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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There was a bloke called Cooper,
Who thought that 4chan was super,
He said rate my cock,
but Anon did mock,
and asked for sharpie in pooper!
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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Who thought that 4chan was super,
He said rate my cock,
but Anon did mock,
and asked for sharpie in pooper!
perhaps a little on the NSFW side there chap.I don't mind the chunder, but I imagine a few people might.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14,
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Polololotics, Shirley?
EDIT: Hi Mum!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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hahahahaha....I bet there were millions yesterday, hanging around their letterboxes like excited puppies
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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ArfFor once the odds are looking good too
: )
(: )
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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lolI do love the way they're saying loads of people are owed of cash but if you call to see if it's you you could have to pay three times more than you could make back.
It's a tax version of, 'Go on. Do you feel lucky Punk? Do you?'
EDIT: Why is there always taxation in your images?
(It's a tax version of, 'Go on. Do you feel lucky Punk? Do you?'
EDIT: Why is there always taxation in your images?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Oh very good indeed.Why are you letting Beau Bo D'Or post from your account?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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there's a tax on rain nowrainfall tax
/coat
(/coat
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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>:- < Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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I knew I should never have come back to b3ta Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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They always come back.They always come back.
They neeeed it, see? Neeeeed it ...
(They neeeed it, see? Neeeeed it ...
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Why is it always you in your images?Imagine the poor fuckers who genuinely work hard for a living, but will then be crippled financially by having to pay this back. I love the way the government is going, "but its ok LOL, just pay it back at £120 a month PMSL". Well i'm sorry but i'm sure you'll find a hell of a lot of people can't afford that
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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I think you'll find people who work hard for a living are on minimum wage.People on salaries only think they work hard because there's no free wraps and pastries in the meeting room today.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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Hahahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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that's cos the Nigerian cleaners on "minimum wage" ate them at 5am Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Thats what i meanPeople who work hard don't earn enough to pay this back.
And where are my fucking pastries?!
(And where are my fucking pastries?!
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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Define "work hard".I mean - soldiers, coppers, firemen, nurses, doctors - they're all salaried, no?
The 9-5 drone is today's flat cap-wearing miner.
(The 9-5 drone is today's flat cap-wearing miner.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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Just because......other people work harder than me doesn't mean I don't work hard. Plus I don't get pastries, just a vending machine full of artery-hardening snacks!
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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Oh you lucky, lucky bastard ... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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and all the coffee you can drinkand
one of our clients didn't turn up for lunch today so we were allowe to eat his Samich
Oh the joys of office life
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51,
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one of our clients didn't turn up for lunch today so we were allowe to eat his Samich
Oh the joys of office life
Lunch? Lunch?! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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Lunch:A meal between Breakfast and dinner, after elevensees and before afternoon tea
Not only for wimps
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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Not only for wimps
I remember being allowed lunch once.Beautiful day that was. I were 12, and it were in the middle of May. The sun was shinin, an I fort to mesel, "Vagabond" I fort, "You are a lucky boy!".
Gaw. I remember them days.
(Gaw. I remember them days.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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I remember when you could get a pint of beer for a flidBrilliant fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02,
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Of course they are.It's watching them try to that's so much fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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don't they have speshul "sippy" cupsones with a spout.
(Are we being politically incorrect?)
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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(Are we being politically incorrect?)
Yes. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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You get coffee?In todays NHS we have to provide our own coffee.
(in the good old days; it was provided, along with free food from the kitchens when the lists overran & we were working after about 8pm (after starting at 8am). Nowadays we don't get anything to eat or drink)
((in the good old days; it was provided, along with free food from the kitchens when the lists overran & we were working after about 8pm (after starting at 8am). Nowadays we don't get anything to eat or drink)
Duncan Disorderly,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45,
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Radar-guided bombs - click, boom. Tough job, soldier.
Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.
HahahahahaMinimum wage - workshy scum with no concentration, ambition or training due to their own faliure to apply themselves.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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Why is it always someone saying"why is it always raining in your images" in reply to your images?
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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Someone asked him once (or twice) and it kind of caught onCheck the Vagabond's profile for the reason...
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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Well...they've obviously been living beyond how they should've been anyway, since they've been given extra money. Ok, not saying it's right for the IR to screw up so badly and ask for so much back, since not everyone's an expert on income tax to realise they've been underpaying, but at the end of the day, that money wasn't theirs in the first place.
(,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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pfffI thought they had a cheque for 4 million Christians for a moment
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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Terry Jones has really let himself go!(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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Arf!What a fruit loop!
Also:Wandtastic ;)
(Also:Wandtastic ;)
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51,
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Actually I managed to find my copy of PS7 I've always used and went back to that:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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why is itthat the idiots with the most controversial views get completely disproportionate media coverage?
Why are the fuckwits always in control of the message?
(Why are the fuckwits always in control of the message?
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51,
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why do nice people die?WHY?
*weeps openly*
(*weeps openly*
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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CozYou can't be quite right in the head of you share a name with a Python!:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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The media coverage......should include a disclaimer that the views of outlying nutter in question does not represent the views of the majority of nice, tea drinking, civilised inhabitants of this green and pleasant land, and any anger or retaliation should be directed against said nutter directly...
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57,
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Soz...Not paying attention to news properly.
Small Church in 'Merka? Now I'm not surprised...
(Small Church in 'Merka? Now I'm not surprised...
z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01,
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Because they're the noisiestand provide more trainwreck entertainment than cats stuck up trees.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00,
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1. Nutso minority says something outrageous
2. Sensationalist press stokes it up to sell more papers
3. Nutso minority with opposing view says something outrageous
4. Initial nutso minority says "See, told you they were nuts!"
5. Opposing nutso minority carries out atrocity.
6. Cheryl Cole becomes ill and both nutso minorities are swiftly forgotten.
(2. Sensationalist press stokes it up to sell more papers
3. Nutso minority with opposing view says something outrageous
4. Initial nutso minority says "See, told you they were nuts!"
5. Opposing nutso minority carries out atrocity.
6. Cheryl Cole becomes ill and both nutso minorities are swiftly forgotten.
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:05,
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"We must send a clear message to the radical element of Islam."Obviously, that message is "Hi, we're hypocrites, come burn our church down"
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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You know he's going to be a complete homophobe as wellWhich just makes the 'tashe completely ironic.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54,
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It's something to hold on toWhoooof! (said in Lord Flashheart voice)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59,
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pffI like reason nine: "Deep in the Islamic teaching and culture is the irrational fear and loathing of the West."
The West - the land of Jesus!
(The West - the land of Jesus!
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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The irony is that buying the Koran to burnWill invariably give money to warious Islamic bodies through royalties.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56,
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Naaah.Though Penguin might make a few extra pence.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04,
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If we buy enough Korans, Abu Hamza might be able to afford a new hand Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06,
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I hear he's started a used goods websiteWebuyanyhand.com
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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That site is addictive!Well, he's hooked anyway.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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Especially if they're bought at Harrods BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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Nice of the 'merkins to demonstrate so well that Islam isn't the only faith plagued by mindless fundamentalist morons.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00,
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not really international is itif it's just them burning them.
crackpotfools.
(crackpotfools.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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LETS BURN EVERYTHING!pfft stupid hate monger! (not u RG)
Howdy!
(Howdy!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:05,
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i cant see there's much difference between this and draw muhammed day.I suppose this is motivated by hatred of muslims and draw muhammed day was motivated by outrage at the actions of offended muslims. But both are designed to cause offence.
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07,
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Well I'm guessing that the author of the book, 'Islam is the Devil' is doing it through hate.While I have no problem with Muslims lot allowing pictorial depiction of Muhammed I do a problem with not being allowed to do it myself. If I was muslim I would adhere to this tenet but as I'm not them have no say in what I do.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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Well put. Non-muslims are free to draw Muhammad, or burn as many Qur'ans as they wish,but making a public show of it is just irresponsible and deliberately provocative (just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should).
Regardless, book burning? Really? He's putting himself in some good company.
(Regardless, book burning? Really? He's putting himself in some good company.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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yepthere's Hitler and Slough Borough Council's waste incinerator, for starters
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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Personally I think the burning of any book is disgusting. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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I make an exception for Dan Brown Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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Nope even thatalthough I suggest going to the source and just burning Dan Brown.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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We can add him to the list as well
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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A satire on intolerance?Edgy satire is probably best left to the professionals, rather than the lunatic fringe of any of the major religions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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I'm not for one minute suggesting he is doing it satirically. He's clearly a cunt.But what if he was trying to cause offence to draw attention to the ridiculousness of religious belief or for another motive other than pure hatred?
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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I think the fact he only has 50 followers might be something to do with it too! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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he needs to tweet more then Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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If that were the case,then he might want to find a better method of expressing himself.
"I wish to ridicule your beliefs" is a fine sentiment, but "I wish to ridicule your beliefs in the most outrageous way possible, causing the maximum of offence and using methods normally reserved for intolerant, oppressive regimes" is less laudable.
Perhaps he could arrange a sit down between a rabbi, an imam, himself and a leading atheist to discuss the issues in a full and frank manner? No fire, and likely a more positive outcome, when they realise that they all have more in common than they thought.
That said, if he wants to burn Richard Dawkins, I'll chip in some petrol money.
("I wish to ridicule your beliefs" is a fine sentiment, but "I wish to ridicule your beliefs in the most outrageous way possible, causing the maximum of offence and using methods normally reserved for intolerant, oppressive regimes" is less laudable.
Perhaps he could arrange a sit down between a rabbi, an imam, himself and a leading atheist to discuss the issues in a full and frank manner? No fire, and likely a more positive outcome, when they realise that they all have more in common than they thought.
That said, if he wants to burn Richard Dawkins, I'll chip in some petrol money.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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Personally I have no problem with either of those statements if those doing the ridiculing have the right motives.
I'm all for a bit of ridicule, but when you come to"See this *book/flag/dvd* that you hold holier than holy? Look, I'm setting fire to it!" then you've probably crossed a line.
Personally, unless their burning a living thing*, or some irreplaceable object, then I don't really give a shit, but empathy is a useful facet of the human condition.
*Dawkins excepted.
(Personally, unless their burning a living thing*, or some irreplaceable object, then I don't really give a shit, but empathy is a useful facet of the human condition.
*Dawkins excepted.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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this is truethere are better ways to make a point than by pissing someone off
unless it's Jeremy Kyle
(unless it's Jeremy Kyle
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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I can't empathise with people who are upset about their god being offended because I dont believe in god.I can recognise that burning their holy book upsets them but I think they should get over it.
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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the three-word description of humanity:people are twats
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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Fehpeople are far too worried about causing offence to the islams
If it was "international mock creationism day" no-one would give a shit
(If it was "international mock creationism day" no-one would give a shit
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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Haha, quick one ghosty :)What an idiot (great tash though!)
( Q4nobody,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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I'd like to petition for a "Burn a Lunatic Day"He would be the first, closely followed by the Australian PM, Julia Gillard
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18,
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is she the confused-looking one with no kids? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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That's herOnce more, she's an atheist. So she'd probably be burning the Bible, the Koran, the Vedas and everything else
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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She's still confusedand incompetent. But then again, that sums up most politicians anyway
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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I'm not totally informed herebut she has to be better than Tony Abbot?
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Oh the ironyThere's been a load of letters in TNT magazine from AUstralians say how lame does the 'democracy' in the UK couldn't even elect the party with the most votes.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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Its been a shock to most people here and many are angry at the current system.It is beyond me how a party with the most votes is not able to form a government
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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couldn't we kill her, defile her still warm body and then burn her?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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This plan has much credibilityHowever, I don't think that defiling her would be ideal. She's so ugly that even the flies stay away.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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In this day and ageSurely its time for our religious fundamentalists to start RECYCLING books instead of burning them?
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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That would just end up in pulp friction. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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I love itTwo nutty religious organisations taking potshots at each other
Can't we get the Jews, Hindus and Baha'is to join in as well?
(Can't we get the Jews, Hindus and Baha'is to join in as well?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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and Dawkins in a clown suit, smirking in the corner Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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We shouldWhy does that remind me of a Monty Python skit featuring different religions playing football?
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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I think that was philosphersI'm more in mind of the sketch about the bishop and the atheist wrestling for the existence of God - who ultimately existed thanks to two falls and a submission
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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I think it's a secret master plan made by the PagansGet all the other relegions to kill each other off while they sit in the background and wait to take over the world.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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That background source does make assembling the whole thing a lot easier:) riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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That's some skateboarding kitten right there!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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Great work MoleyI was waiting for it to animate, but excellent none the less!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44,
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Didn't think to animate it.Hmmm....
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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A classic! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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Jeremy Rip offLooks like ebay are trying to cash in on Jeremy's fame.
Click for bigger (227 kb)
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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Click for bigger (227 kb)
I feel justified tjing.Just got CS5. WHere's the sodding magic wand tool gone?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15,
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Quick selection tool?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:17,
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The clicky selecty area on colour difference. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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Bottom of A (In the large graphic version illustration)(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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cheersI was looking for the hotkey:)
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24,
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i got mine today toodid you choose photo tools plug in, or text typeface?
i can't decide
(i can't decide
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51,
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The 'expelliarmus' update got rid of it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:17,
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I have no idea what the fuck you just said
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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Arf! Well done Sir!I now have some fresh coffee on my keyboard.
(,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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disappeared . . . . POUF!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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what do I care, pouf! pouf!*sniggers*
erm . . . dunno sorry
(erm . . . dunno sorry
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21,
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A homophobe and a racist eh!?Pffft.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24,
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*books hotel room for £11* Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:30,
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;) Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:35,
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These cat wars have gotten out of control!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:37,
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ha hai loves this i do
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01,
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I thought your image was from Dune...
z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:34,
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ahhaahhah delightful Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51,
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hahahaYES!
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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Wow...been a long while since I did an animated gif - I was yearning for Macromedia Director - says a lot doesn't it... The Gimps animation features leave a lot to be desired.
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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its my birthday, so I've drawn you David Mitchell
off out now, bye
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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Happy Buffday meestah toatsand thanks for the Mitchell . . . (Is he REALLY that shiny? and does he have demonic eyes?)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:04,
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hahaha, jesus!!!Happy Toast Day! That's bloody brill! *click*
( Q4nobody,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:04,
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Hans...Are we the baddies?
Hippo birdie two ewes.
(Hippo birdie two ewes.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:05,
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happy birthday!although David Mitchell appears to have a nasty case of Zalgo..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:06,
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Happy real candle day!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:10,
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That's aceHappy birthday, Mr Toats!
*mwah*
(*mwah*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:11,
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Happy Birthday Sir!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:11,
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Slightly saddened by the lack of pizza (see links)but very nice.
Also, happy birthday!
(Also, happy birthday!
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:12,
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I bet there's a fair few anchovy aromas anyway, what with all that lycra/spandex.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15,
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Happy Toast for new Disney animation!*signs online petition*
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21,
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Sod Disneyhow about a nice Christian animation, and and the end of each episode, after several hilarious japes, Jesus talks to the camera about what he's learnt today?
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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Happy Birthday Toasty!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28,
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Hippo BumdayDoes Mr Mitchell have no willie?
( simbosan is too tired,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:33,
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Happy birthday!
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:38,
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hippo burp dayto you toasty, i prescribe lashing of red wine and cayke.
mitchell lokos a bit evil with his evil little beady eyes, and the redness look like he's been at the non-licenced medicine cabinet again.
(mitchell lokos a bit evil with his evil little beady eyes, and the redness look like he's been at the non-licenced medicine cabinet again.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59,
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Happy hatchday!I declare today HappyToast Day!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06,
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Happy happy birthday Toasty! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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Excellentand a HB2U
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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agh christ so it is!and a happy birthday
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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Happy BirthdayI've always wondered if David Mitchell could star in a remake of Salem's Lot with that central front toof of his...
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:47,
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Happy belated birthday, Toast!I think that conveys the dead, black eyes of Mitchell extremely well.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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Hello all you smashing peopleIn case you don't already know about it there's a natty online program called Sumo paint that's uncannily like tattyshop. Huzzah!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:59,
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BENNNEEEEEEEEEEEH!wotcha!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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Absolutely stunning!:D
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:02,
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for once . . .NOT done in Paint! \\o/
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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Arf!That Sumo online app is very good indeed!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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BAAAAAAAAAAARRY! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:14,
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Arfand blimmy. This isn't your usual stylee.
Your new software will open up a whole new world.
Does it have a liquify tool? ;)
(Your new software will open up a whole new world.
Does it have a liquify tool? ;)
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:07,
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I think so . . .I'm just messing about with lens flare 'cos everyone loves lens flare you can never have too much lens flare.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:11,
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What are the chances of that happening?Excellent.
(
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:16,
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Oh so much fear in just one picture*doffs cap* You are a master
(
Joliet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:46,
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I don't see anything out of the ordinary herejust a photo of the Pope's tour of Preston Bus Station
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:48,
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Part 2 of my seamtastic Harry Potter series
(previously: Harry Potter and the Phallus of Joss Stone
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:41,
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Ron seems terrified,Hermione's curious and Harry looks almost keen.
Dirty Harry
(Dirty Harry
Joliet,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43,
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Once he started debugging......the cause of his crashes was obvious.
Memory leeks.
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Memory leeks.
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:37,
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