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# They're heeere..


Edit: Yes it's a big file, but it's JoBeth Williams in her pants, do you really want me to optimise the detail out of it for the sake of a few extra seconds download time? Eh? Eh?

Edit#2: There, under 300k
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# nearly 700k needs better optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I thought that
It was originally three times that to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# So you decided to say "Fuck it, I'm going to post it when it's too large anyway"?
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# too large for what?
Get broadband and live a little. It's not 1998 anymore.

Besides, I optimised it lots and couldn't see how to get it down any lower.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# too big for the politely requested limit in the FAQ
everyone else sticks below it, don't be an arse

here: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/poltergeist.gif same joke, only 285k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# everyone?
see below
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Kapow!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Right in the Kisser
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I've had a roast chicken dinner for 3 days in a row
and every single one I ate on my own

I believe I have made my point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I like Roast Chicken, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I'm getting a little tired of it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Are you...
Lewis Burke's mate Dale's Nan?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# no - her sister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Best of all the birds to stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ooh, you lucky bastard
I was going to cook a roast chicken dinner on sunday, but the wife wanted chilli...

bloody PC gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# well Mrs S cooked up a load
but she wasn't feeling well on Sunday and daughter went out Halloweening, so I ate alone, then yesterday I had another for my dinner and she still wasn't feeling well, and I've just had a third for my lunch. There's more left too. Glad I'm not at home tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Chilli Chicken it is, then!
/Nandos blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Chilli Chicken!
What a good idea
Nearly as good as Chilli Lasagne
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# here you go:
www.indonesianculinary.com/sambal-ayam-bakar-roast-chicken-sambal/

I've got my own version of this one from my Mother, but it's a lovely recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Parsnips roasted in sherry, with a honey glaze
always a firm favourite with roast chicken in this house
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# cor - might have to add that to the sprouts with chestnuts and bacon for Xmas dinnz!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I could skip the chicken and eat a plateful of all of those, to be honest :)
/also an interesting tip - to get really moist poultry meat when cooking, add lager to the roasting tray, and occasionally baste it over during it's time in the oven.

works a treat on chicken, pheasant etc. The meat stays moist and doesn't dry out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I imagined you saying all of that in a Nigella style
*readjusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *tight fitting top over moobs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# *stuffs the bird*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *provides the gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# hmmm, it's goes with anything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# you might have to chew
my erm.. gravy boat hasn't been used in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ... Who's for dessert?
Is that my Taxi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# i had a lovely roast on sunday
turkey :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# well I am glad you did Mr Rattlehead
but there's no need to resort to insults.

Hmph!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# with added.....
mashed taters, roast, taters, gravey, bread sauce, roast ham and veg

*smugs*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# cor!
I don't get bread sauce though - it's like tasteless baby food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# or, Baby Food
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I was generalising like Stephen Fry
*edit - er, which other file is too big? ah, spotted hedgehog's post, I was looking at the animations
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah I bet you were ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# take out a few frames?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# i find lowering the colours and dither helps dramatically (in photoshop)
i just think a lot of people don't know about it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I dither about quite a lot
I'm very indecisive
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# i suppose it depends on what's going on in your gif
this one here is pretty straight forward jokes wise, but i find for some, the low dither/colour option takes out too much detail a lot of the time.
in that case i'll resort to optimizing it near the limit, but usually aim lower for the sake of others.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah no point in destroying a decent animation for the sake of a few bytes or so
I think in general the 400k limit is often pushed closer to 450k in practice, but in the above animation there was no real need for 699k.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# this is b3ta not an art gallery
jokes first, graphical quality second.
A joke is still funny whether it is in 127 or 256 colours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Absolutely, and you know me I always aim to bring my animations under the limit
as for jokes being better than quality of image - we have the likes of Mutated Monty who always worked within the previous 200k limit and made gif magic for us all to drool over.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# and if you really must have it in HD just Youtube it and bung it on links
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ah you mean the "other" place across the wide chasm of /Talk
and through the dark dank tunnels of the foreboding QotW. T'is a hearty venture and those with true faith will do so easily but I fear for the young'uns! They oft get lost in the catacombs of Rob's underwear and end up posting their /Links here on /Board
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Let me get back to you on that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Easy there sandettie
there are plenty of people still on dialup or mobile/limited broadband who post here.
It's reasonable for us all to try to keep filesizes down.

Edit: good man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# nice pance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills or Jo-Beth Williams..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# mmmm... JoBeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'm as much a fan of supernatural violation of women as the next man
but this image is too big, mang.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Quick recovery there...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
#
link to original?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# perv
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1273569104/JediPervUncensored.gif

Warning, the above animation contains a bare naked nipple... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# You called....

* FWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# cor!
nips like sombreros!

who dat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Your mum
I mean, umm, I don't know, I can't remember. Someone will though..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# if that was my mum, then mum - I'm very, VERY sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha

* Fwaps some more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# woah....
is that Anne Hathaway?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# carla bruni
/I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# not quite as exciting
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Sophie Marceau?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ah, could indeed be her!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Somebody French, anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Yarp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Reckon you're right there.
she's lully, she is
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# just google imaged her and found a lovely pic of her in a see through negligee thing
and it was a hijacked page that pretended to be Firefox telling me to download the latest version

the bottom 2 left pics of her are on dodgy sites: www.google.co.uk/search?q=Sophie+Marceau

as here: support.mozilla.com/en-US/questions/762199
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Also
Yarp.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# The flash of the tog who caught that is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Gravity to the extreme
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# That's pants that is!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# and quite moundy
But no way has she had 3 kids.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ?
Who is she then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Not at that point, no...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I meant in the film
She had 3 kids. Not with that body she never.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Sorry, my misunderstanding,
You're quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# What film is that?
Not Poltergeist or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# It's a Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet World
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *orders from Amazon*
*wishes there was a supplier more local*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# A film about kitchens
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yay
there's nothing quite as funny as yet another Jedi gif
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Saucer of milk to table emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Second Kapow! in one thread...
What is lunchtime coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# with their hippin' and a hoppin'
woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# thanking both of ye above
:)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Very nice, Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Im gonna get me 2000 raggedy ass painters to paint the motherfucking whitehouse black.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I think I should be on some sort of register
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Heh heh, good stuff :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Heheh nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Cheers everyone
I've just realised the third panel looks like a Google logo.
I'm a victim of the marketing machine.
Edit: FP? Lurkers unite!
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *applauds loudly*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Nice but...
It's too big for the FP, yet it sits there flouting my browser rules nonchalantly!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# and after people had complained about the file size too
what a magical and confusing place b3ta is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/6644184
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# cheers Mystery Bob, your new name confuses me greatly by the way
Can you post this where the people were complaining though and not as a reference to another reference.
Although they may argue that its being double the FAQ limit make the comments more about optimisation than bullying and penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# AYe, but there is close and 'taing the piss', no?
I don't think this is taking the piss though - if an animation can be 400k then this can.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:24, archived)
# ...and there's too many p's in happy.
It's a disgrace I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Have a cheeky pea
(rogerzilla, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Silly PinkyPonk
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Top notch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# That was some fun innuendo!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Why does Iggle Piggle
remind me of David Cameron?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Uncanny
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Brill!
Ace!

Fab!

Abba!
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Nobody else playing today :( Edit: Ok Ninj is :)

www.b3ta.com/links/551181
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Ancient reptiles are not to be trusted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Captain Britain...'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# This reminds me of Maximan from Zenith
So when are they going to make a film of Zenith?

Huh?

Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Copyright infringement means it will never be reprinted.
And the likelihood of a movie version is nil, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# What copyright infringement?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Ownership wrangle
between the author & the publisher
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Numerous.
1: 2000ad/Fleetway/Rebellion claim complete ownership of 'Zenith', but Grant Morrison has filed legal papers denying their claim.
2: The books featured many older UK superheroes (or subtle variations) that Morrison believed were no longer in copyright.
He was wrong.
3: In the early 90's, Eclipse comics threatened 2000ad with copyright infringement. They were the then "owners" of Marvelman/Miracleman & stated, quite rightly, that 'Zenith' had borrowed heavily from their character - which it later turned out that they didn't actually own. But that's a story for another day..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Ah ha, I have learned something this day
My favourite blatant infringement was the Dredd story "The Cursed Earth".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# featured many older UK superheroes
and Richard Branson

Tribs, what did the cursed earth story infringe on?

Though personally, I think claims of copyright infringement on characters and stories is on shaky ground unless it's a direct copy. Nothing new under the sun and all that.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :)
I like that *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# There is a Captain Britain, but he doesn't look like Al Murray.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Not forgetting Union Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# looks like he needs a pint ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# You have 20 seconds to reply

www.b3ta.com/links/550969
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
Bitches leave...

Prime Directive: Uphold the candy store.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Can you fly, Bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# "Where's my fucking phone call"
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I'd buy that for a-
-wait, ew, no, I don't want one of those
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I'd buy that for a quarter
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# A quarter of what?
I'd go for quarter of rhubarb and custard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Cola rollerballs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Sold
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *starts chant*
Jon-a-thon! Jon-a-thon! Jon-a-thon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Is it just me, or are they getting younger?
/old biddy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# children are getting younger?
I blame Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# that's odd because I blame Carter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Well, he was an unstoppable sex machine, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# hahahahah
you know - that's just the Carter I was thinking of

well done - you get one of Smallbrainfield's Gold Stars

++holding place for gold star++
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hello
I'm going to have a banana, and then I'm going to come back and make an image, you see if I don't.

*Determined*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *sings*
All I wanted was some tender loving care
Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air
Dear Claire
Sincerely
Bored of London
By the way
The police are getting younger every day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# They must be
That or they make me feel older
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# + men
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Them too ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Strike the pose, there's nothing to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Hairy tale of new yorkie - The Dogues
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Chum, sodomy and a slash
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:14, archived)
# If I should fall from grace with Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Vaginal!
nice suit
(Dorothy "Frey Effect" Birga was feeded on Bremelanotide powders, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Oh hey babe, you're new around here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# What an opening - fnarr
Anal!
Pretty frock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# So, they fixed her then


Biting satire as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# this news has ruined my day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Feeling against her is still so strong
I'm beginning to become a bit of a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# then you can also fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha
You too, sweety.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# S'pose at least Proj is constant
..in his contrariness.

Taking a 'fashionable' perverse stance on the Thatch is just ignorant.

Although we're now almost as far from Thatcher's decimation as punks were from WWII and they
wore swastikas to provoke. Maybe we'll soon see Hoxtonites sporting huge perms, handbags and a desire to destroy unions.

(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ah, what?
I'm sorry but most of the 'state of the country' debates these days can be directly attributed to what went on way back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# you're full of pish, she fucking destroyed Scotland and it still hasn't fully recovered
and that bitches legacy still lives on with that cunt at No.10
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Fashionable"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# The only thing that should be done to Hoxtonites and other useless hipsters is to use
the ion cannon

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Can I borrow this for use on my next door neighbour please?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Most certainly.
Easy terms available, no deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Don't worry they used the canibalised parts from an iPhone 4
I'm sure she hasn't got long left.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ....?
Does that mean there is a RIGHT way and a WRONG way to hold her?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Yes holding her by the throat tightly is the best way to hold her.
any other ways are bad, very bad, don't even go there!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# lifelike robot men and women!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Do you believe in the Westworld?
Well, more than there being any scrap of humanity in that bitches' soul.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# we have the technology
we can rebuild her
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Phwoar, Would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
WOO! most splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# morning Mr Thor
must dash, late for work now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# quick, run, run as fast as you can.
i've been at work since 7.30am

but then i work from home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# whoops- what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# stephen had an episode yesterday and quit twitter
it cause twitter shares to plummet to an all time low.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# give it a few days, and he'll be back in a 5 year £250,000 per week deal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# didn't you say that yesterday?
maybe he'll get a free car that he can tweet about.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:21, archived)
# eventually, I'll say it enough times to get a laugh
/it's as bad as the doorstep 'bad taste' line I tried last week - pah
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:23, archived)
# either a laugh or a sponsorship deal
whichever is first.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# He said women don't like sex
and then flounced off Twitter

But now he's back

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# More importantly...
*Do* women like sex? I need to know.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Holding The Wrong Opinion = NOT ALLOWED
Expressing The Wrong Opinion = PUNISHABLE BY DEAAATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# What he said was almost a word-for-word quote from his novel The Hippopotamus published in 1994


I can't see why he's getting all the attention now, nor indeed why people care so much about his views on sex
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Well quite.
The Hippopamus is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I don't give a damn what he's said about women's sexual appetite.
What worries me the most is how fickle his "supporters" are. During the Jan Moir incident he was practically called a God, he could do NO wrong! Then he makes a public faux pas and shoves his foot in his mouth on a subject that he has no real authority about and then suddenly the homophobic and mental illness comments come gushing out from people who previous only gushed over his every wonderful word.

As for me I can take him or leave him, he was good in Black Adder and such but I never glorified him as a celebrity god who could do no wrong!

So all this proves is he's very human, just like all of us.

Let him be!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Take him or leave him...exactly right
He's a chronic flip-flopper and it's not just shades of opinion. He was all over the shop a few years ago doing an hilarious
opinion pastiche about a 'portable data storage technology for information that is lightweight, durable, you can read it
in the bath - it's a book" Geddit! and computer technology will never replace it.

Then he fell in love with Jonathan Ives' pretty computers and it was all different.

Let's not forget he is a certified fraud and menatlist too: not a very reliable authority on anything, despite an eye-wateringly expensive education.

(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# "a certified fraud and menatlist "
sorry but I find those comments more offensive than anything Stephen Fry has ever said, or reportedly said.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I'm not sure what a menatlist is
maybe he means mentalist like the psychic tv show person?
The fraud thing is accurate though, or close enough, credit card theft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Really? I wasn't aware he had done that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# he went to prison for 3 months or so in the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I'd say there's a difference between
being a fraudster and being a fraud

AT least that was the inference I got from the comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I suspect it's probably also fair(ish) comment to describe that episode
when he had a breakdown, disappeared mid-run from that play he was doing and high-tailed it to Belgium as a bit "mental"

insensitive, perhaps, but not inaccurate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
"At 17, after leaving Norfolk College of Arts and Technology, Fry absconded with a credit card stolen from a family friend, was arrested in Swindon, and as a result spent three months in Pucklechurch Prison on remand."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# surely Pucklechurch Prison is in Trumpton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# He'd probably get off with a fine nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# or 3 book deal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Haha - lovely animation!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# They should use this for the ads for IPad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:21, archived)
# oh hahahahaha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
Did he lose his manbag containing his guide to being a smug pseudo-intellectual twat? So all his adoring fans hate him now? Such a fickle life.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:34, archived)
# it would be so funny if he returned to twitter and everybody just stopped following him
.....and didn't start following him again
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I still think he's great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I think no worse of him, nor any better.
Meh! He's some bloke with an opinion about women, yeah like that's hugely different!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# what he said wasn't that wrong to be honest :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Well I was thinking it was rather a tepid thing to say - I've heard much worse comments about women
mostly coming from b3tans. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# it was a stupid thing to say, but so what?
he tells people they should all buy every Apple product too, if people want to believe everything he says then that's their own gullible lookout
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Precisely, personally I've never paid much attention to his ramblings about his gadgets,
to me he's just another rich tosser telling everybody just how very rich and priviledged he is. Not that I bear him any ill-will but if I could afford an Apple Mac and replace all my software I would have done so a long time ago - yet my conscience keeps nagging me and telling me that Apple Mac's are no better than a well-specced PC, so why the need to throw away good money just to look trendy with the designer-set?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# ^this
now why won't people listen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# You only need to be rich if you feel the need to be trendy and get all the newest stuff to flash about in your trendy bars,
if you just want a nice simple stable mac just buy last years model or get one off eBay from someone with more money than sense who just got the trendy new version.

It usually takes about 6 months for Apple to iron out all the bugs, lower the price and make it a worth while investment anyway, so just leave it till then if you want one.

Avoid all the silly paper thin, super sleek, all packed in super shiny super compact stuff, it looks nice but IMO it's just for show (a laptop without a CD or hard drive for example, pah!), get the practical boxy stuff no one queues for, it's a lot cheaper and way more serviceable when something goes wrong. If you want something with all the functionality of an iPhone without the bill get a nokia 5800. Or a touchscreen Android.

And I can assure you finding downloads of Mac software floatin about free online isn't impossible, maybe a bit trickier than for a PC but you only need to find it once.

If ya don't wanna come across as a flashy tech nerd, don't be one, but don't reject all of it for fear of being accused as one, that's as bad as following the other sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I'm not opposed the having an Apple Mac but it seems a big leap for a little upgrade
the only tempting thing is that all Apple Macs are 64-bit whereas most PCs are 32-bit and in order for me to upgraded my PC to 64-bit I could just load up a 64-bit OS but there would be no real benefit unless I changed the Motherboard to gain extra memory slots and fitted a newer faster Processor. But I see no real difference or real benefit by switching to Apple Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Fairy nuff. A lot of folks are!
I can see why, all this stupid overpriced shiny stuff and daft trendy tech nerds queuing around the block for days just for something they can impress their mates with, but I hate teh idea folks avoid ALL of it for the same reasons, just don't get involved in the silly season stuff and go for the older or more practical products, it's good shit and they last for years anyway!

*edit* Ah well you see I'm not a techie boy so can't answer that, but that's my main reason for liking macs, I don't need to know about or deal with what's under the bonnet, it just works and needs very little maintenance, practically none in fact, everything I add new adds itself, anything I remove removes itself, it rarely falls over or gets sick, and I love that!

Mind you my experience of PCs was about 10 years ago when Windows was it's former over bloated over active self, I'm told it's new (Mac OS style) self is way nicer and a lot less random and poorly, but I notice my friends with PCs still seem to be spending at least one weekend every other month re-jigging them to keep 'em running properly and stable, and they talk to one another like a couple of binars.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# No I agree with you I've often thought of getting a last season's Mac from Ebay or such
just money is very tight at the moment, but I'm sure I'll have to move on soon before I'm caught completely on the wrong side of the the 32-bit / 64-bit gap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Aw poor cartoon Stephen!
Lets remember his best bits:

www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Stephen+Fry/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:08, archived)
# haha not seen that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# as usual
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Blimey it's quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# :)
and ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# ningles HT
I might actually get to spend some time here today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
like the back of a transit van, i wish my wife was this dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
filthy cahhh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I would hurt that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# accidental headcrab
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:43, archived)
# 'ning!
tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:44, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:44, archived)
# this is taking up my entire future
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:45, archived)
# If this trend continues, we'll be armpit deep in them in 3 hours.
Egad! That's your plan, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:46, archived)
# stop this madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:57, archived)
# what have I done...
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 5:01, archived)
# So meaty!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 5:00, archived)
# here they come
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqilfBesIR8
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:58, archived)
# and yet it bear's an uncanny similarity to accidental ball crabs!
where is everyone this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:04, archived)
# Nice to meat you. That's a fat image.
Hard to find a pun with 'knuckle'.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Hard for a knuckleholic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Knuckle down? Knuckle duster?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:20, archived)
# the devil makes work for idle hands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEaTNheLdc0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:26, archived)
# So you've had knuckles.
My source has dried up and I'm hankering for some cartilage.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Freeze.. it's the pigs!
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
# I say, that was a spark of wit.
Took a second, it did, like I was slow. I have to tell an awful joke just to gain composure. How do you tell if a Somali child is any good? Eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:38, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhahhhh delightful
 
I wish I could remember jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:44, archived)
# heh
time to roll out this oldie...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Toilet Koala is watching you pee!
(Fly Projector, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# What does he charge?
*fumbles for change*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Ridikulous
Everyone knows that Koalas do not charge.

they sidle up to you slowly.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I thought they jumped down on people from trees
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I don't think I can go while he's watching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:08, archived)
# well, it's better than going outside with the snakes and the spiders, I guess
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:19, archived)
# added colour to the eye i drew

I was bored.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# It's staring
into my soooooouul.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:17, archived)
# I think you can see what I've added here
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Just beautiful, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:26, archived)
# hahahahahahha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:29, archived)
# that dog is trying to shit a rainbow but it just came out brown
he doesn't mind though, because it still feels pretty good.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# one of the first animations I did years ago
and just as lousy as if it were done yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I say, I say, my elephant's..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:17, archived)
# BLOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I like to animate things
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:34, archived)
# ZOWIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:56, archived)
# I like the power socket at the bottom
 
TEN THOUSAND KILLER WATTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 4:02, archived)
# I did an eye a while back.
You have to stand back a bit though.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Thats clever Not pineapple anymore
No idea how you did this but it looks real from afar =]
(Sherbs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I did it by
putting a grid over the original picture, and taking a guess of the 'average' colour for each block, then putting the blob of colour on that grid position. Not sure avaerage is the right word, maybe the 'dominant' colour for that spot is more accurate. It's just manual pixelisation, I guess.

It doesn't work well on a small pic, but the more blobs you have, the better the effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Very nice work fiend
i iike the way the upper eye lashes are reflecting in the eye. =)
(Sherbs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV's Cash Cow...ell

(derect, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:22, archived)
# pfffffft
 
..can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:30, archived)
# He has a very odd shaped head, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:04, archived)
# he's a T-Rex
check out the arms

edit: I still hate google's new image search
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like he's been fisting people.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Luddite.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# best of all the minerals
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
# yes i am
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Spoof the useragent of Firefox 3.0 for the google domain(s)
Set it Firefox 2.0
(I use the HeaderControl add-on for this)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Really? I like new GIS, I think it's a big improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:01, archived)
# I like the results, I don't like it when I click on one of the results and get the overlay.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:13, archived)
# ugh
i cant stand that bloke whatever his name is..
he is such a Hell Whore....with a dodgy hair style
(Sherbs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# was bored, did this :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Yay Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Needs more dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:01, archived)
# :D
you need to make more rainbow dinosaurs stat.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Its a bit low poly
is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:06, archived)
# you are a smelly tramp
your underpants,
give them to me,
now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl1A21XnqY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# *gives pants*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# pfffffffft
700 people can't take a joke
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# DAMNIT NOW I HAVE THE DAMN HAPPY DAYS THEME STUCK IN MY DAMN STUPID HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Simple and happy
*huge rainbow islands fan here*
(Sherbs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Itchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Haha
Can it spell "Antidisestablishmentarianism"?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Depends on whether it's been wormed or not.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Lovely
The animation, not the subject matter :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Taken from
World of Warcraft's perky pug pet if I'm not mistaken ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_-3ja4X4fI
(kgibsonuk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Itchy, flaky scalp?
Relieved by T GEL

Dunno why i just remembered that advert....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Can I suggest that nobody uses T Gel on their nipsy.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# haha
never get sick of that dog
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:21, archived)
# you'd really like this dog

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most jurisdictions.
even small as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:02, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:17, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Cockety cock

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:58, archived)
# is that matthew
from sooty? and don king?
(JoePesky, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Kenny Everett!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ..and Colonel Sanders
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Freddie Mercury guests in Kenny Everett's show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpRkARK8Io&feature=related
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bXhrZeHD4
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:03, archived)
# She gives me the horn...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# FUCK!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# you'd fucking LOVE jocelyn wildenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# and that's me out of here
g'night y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:39, archived)
# MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Woah, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Is it yesterday yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# your puns should be illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This is very true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ermm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'll bet you'll find some blobs in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)

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