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Just reading Mark Chapter 2....ah some things never change
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pineapple_juice ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:20,
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Glad to hear it.
In later years, Methuselah regretted all those Chinese burns he done.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:35,
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Dexter is Raaadicalll maan
groundskeeper willie drawing on griptape, i took the wheels off and used it as a snowboard.Also kitten is now cat :3
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:55,
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You tight old fucker
Buy him some wheels man! :D EDIT: Ok I didn't/couldn't see the small text at bottom! Needs more hoverboard... hmmmmmm :)
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:57,
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that was my last ever skateboard
i hadn't used it in like 5 years. I binned it after but kept the wheels and trucks, don't know why I could attach them to something?
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:59,
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you could give them to me
i have to teach my son how to skate in the new year. i haven't been on a board for a scarey number of years
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:15,
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Dexter is gettin' some air on his hover board !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:58,
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Alright Mr. V
how are ya chap?
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:00,
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Fine and dandy . . . new glasses are on the way !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:01,
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Sherry glasses I hope
One likes a small tipple before one sets off for work
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:43,
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Yes . . . and they are tinted cherry !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:03,
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awwwwwwwwww
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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Dexter lacks some snow
Perhaps he's waiting impatiently for tomorrow :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:09,
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WAILAAPOYCOASB
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:32,
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Did kitty draw the picture?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:41,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:07,
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>:(
haha he tried that on my gf's arm.
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FIEND ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:18,
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:)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:49,
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Pardon Me !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:42,
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hehe
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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Mind the trunk there !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:47,
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hahaha...Jack as a courgette
I've seen it all now........I'LL DIE A HAPPY MAN:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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Jack'll do anything to make any body happy !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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yours is better
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:54,
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It does make more scents . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:58,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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She gets her jollies any which way she can !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:52,
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Left turn Clyde!
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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BLAMO right in the chops !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:00,
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boy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoinnngggggggg!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:15,
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very good :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 3:51,
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SEXY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 6:38,
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johnny cucumber
:S
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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Soon to be in a pickle !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:53,
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haha
He's laughing like Popeye. The pervert!
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:51,
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He must think that he's in for a good time !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:54,
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Oh. Terribly sorry, Miss.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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Go ahead . . . take a big bite !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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I would react the same way if offered a biscuit without a beverage
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:34,
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Yes indeed. The fellow is showing apalling manners.
Hence her ingratitude.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:37,
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Could always try and flush it down the plug hole.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:46,
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Always thinking . . . you are !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:04,
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Don't fancy your's much
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ShiteBiter ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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Lip service
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:34,
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Bathe the Stiffmeister
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:37,
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Lip Gloss
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:54,
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Messing around with pixels 2: The Klumps
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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Hazzah!
And to you matey :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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and a merry christmas to you too :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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right back at ya
nice one that man
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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Hahaha!
Fucking superb! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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And a Merry Klumpsmas to you !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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Needs more fatsuits and complete lack of talent
That's a woo, BTW
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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Nice :D
merry christmas:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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wooooooooooo
same to you FF. Hows the wifey?
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:23,
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Good, ta.
A christmas card writing evening this evening. THE FUN NEVER STOPS.
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:32,
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Brilliant
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:24,
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i know i am
and the animation aint half bad too. :P
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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Tut
Oh you *wink*
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:53,
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Yay!
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Grampa ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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Hahaha, splendid!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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Seeing as though my first entry to this one was a disaster...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:25,
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indeed
He is a bastard
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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why is he a bad guy?
Also..I was just wondering who's arse that is on the front page...................bet he never thought it would get there
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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arf!
and a rather apt place to dump this offering "God my arse"
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:31,
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Haha!
Please, please FP this... :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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I heartily agree.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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ta, but let's not get carried away chaps
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:01,
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One way ticket, coming right up.
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Grampa ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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"Giant Size - Net Wt. 4 Oz."
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 3:27,
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Hahahaha
I had to unlurk so I could click this. Brilliant. :)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:18,
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and Joseph wastes no time before stabbing that cheating harpy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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Heheheh, you're pinching my TOAP crapness and making it your own. Good.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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Nyahaahahahahah
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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Aw, bless.
It's a rabbit's gob, for goodness' sake
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:01,
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Plenty of hare down there
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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just wanted people to look at my new website. sorry guys. thought you'd like the humor. i will do better.
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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If you post it on the links board
people can vote on it. Some popular links make it into the b3ta newsletter, which is read by lots of people, so that's probably your best option here.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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^this
a vast multitude of people One video I did for a charity bounced by about ten thousand hits due to the b3ta newsletter in one week; which has benefited the charity no end ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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woo...........................can you do a collection for me?
*sets up offshore bank account*:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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Awesome site there
Awesome
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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Fair cop guv
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acab ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:37,
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DAGNABBIT!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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top banana
Edit/ sorry for triple posting of this comment, rectified now, but i appear to have gone all dial up all of a sudden.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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Oh...good show.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:11,
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*feels anally breached*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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what what!!? GAHH!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 2:16,
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i'm confused
but thanks for the apology, there's never enough apologising on the board
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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Sorry about that, gstq.
We'll try to do better in future.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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Sorry, mate.
Dunno what I was thinking.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:19,
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FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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haha
lovely
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:10,
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ahahahaha
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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hahahaha!
A work of joy and leg rubbing.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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fuckjuice!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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Hahahaha
Fuck socks
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:20,
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Hahaha
:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:36,
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BEETLEFUCK
haha the shrunken head always made me laugh.
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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ha ha ha
that's me that is
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lord bofingham ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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Attention pimps: The JoyTime Ho-Control 1000
Minimize costs, maximize profits, with less need for slapping hos around
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LS18 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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*inserts pound*
*inserts...
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:38,
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footstools for midgets are extra
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LS18 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:39,
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*finds more change*
I may need the stool. It's not my height that's the problem! o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:46,
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"pounds insert*
*pounds...
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:02,
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those kerazy japanese are at it again.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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What's the betting
this doesn't get modded.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:47,
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dunno--which way are you betting?
(as if it mattered)
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LS18 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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They didn't mod This:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:42,
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But ... but ... your picture is on the wall behind him
How did this happen?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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My tummy
feels all funny
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tapeworm depressed beyond tablets ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:48,
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*drops trousers*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:52,
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and me :D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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Also doubles up as an ATM
Arse to mouth
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:53,
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Christ almighty. Prawns that size are £75 a kilo at Selfridges.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:55,
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I've got one of these in my shed...
...minus the machine.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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Apparently...it's full of stars...
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Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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nicely
took a minute to spot the smug cunt
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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Apparently tonights Evening Standard had a new spin on the story...
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psimonius has EELS! ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:30,
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ha ha
nice!
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lord bofingham ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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Nice :)
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:23,
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LOL!
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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Heh
He has the perfect expression. This is exactly the sort of thing I caiman here for. and so forth.
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tapeworm depressed beyond tablets ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:41,
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Hahahaha!!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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hahahahahahhaha!
this really made me laugh a lot, it's just so silly
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Mousing ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:51,
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Oh yes
Nicely nicely nicely :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:05,
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Both of them hanging around on the lawn is strange enough..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:05,
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hahaha
also more animal dentistry
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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kym marsh :D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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A work of dedicated beauty
*rubs eyes*Edit: Given I can't edit elsewhere; Minor TJ: But anyone got any pointers on the cheerful porn music (think flutes) popular in the early seventies?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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confessions of a taxi driver
vintage softcore
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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*Investigates*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:22,
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Eric Dolphy's "Out To Lunch".
Or Pharaoh Sanders' "The Creator Has A Master Plan".
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:22,
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You have no idea how dull it is tracking the progress of 32GB's worth of content from laptop to Mac
I may go and eat something
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:33,
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Life is indeed dull if we reduce our work to the extent to which we call it 'content'
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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I'm at the stage of referring to it daily as 'shit'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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That's more like it.
But then I would say that, wouldn't I? I'm on holiday 'til Jan 13.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:03,
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Cor!
TGMTRFH!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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Hahaha
:)
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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hehehe
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:53,
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Well!
Consider my squildo thoroughly graped.
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Ratsta ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:25,
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o the horror
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whowotme nipple clamps ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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oh god no
it's horrific
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:43,
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Hahaha
NSFW
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:43,
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Genuine anguish.
His tears are like manna to me.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:45,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:51,
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Ceiling Batman is watching you... erm...
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User #86772 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:03,
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hahahahahahaha
Hello new person. :D woo
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:09,
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Hahaha
Holy what the FUCK
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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batman arrives at the billy mill roundabout.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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haha
ha
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Grampa ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:47,
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Entered this pic on worth1000 for de-touching celebritys
and the stuck up cunts disqualified it for being britney spears Is she no longer classed as a celebrity?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:34,
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Worth1000 are obviously up their own arses
Stick to b3ta. Much nicer class of people.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:37,
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Nice shoppage
BUT haven't you agreed to loose all copyright submitting it to them? Think I read that somewhere over there, prior to them tagging up your photoshoping efforts? So unless i'm wrong, YOUR ARE BEING A MASSIVE INTERNET CUNT to the corner and stand in silence
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:38,
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I thought being a
MIC was all the rage these days? If it is good enough for the boss...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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I'm always a massive internet cunt
can I go to the corner and wank
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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:D I shall display this with pride
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:43,
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proud member!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:48,
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we don' need no stenkeeng badges
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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they also own my first born son
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:50,
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You are so technical ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:51,
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I don't know what worth1000 is, but I like your picture.
And your skills are increasing exponentially, sir. Big up yourself, honky!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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why thank you good sir
my next pic to be uploaded to worth1000.com will be goatse
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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like b3ta but with people who know how to use photoshop
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:50,
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it's all seriousness
and you cant be cunty with people, it's where I put my serious pictures
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:53,
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there are less trolls there which is nice
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:01,
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You can win prizes
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:04,
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*shrugs*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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I said that with such enthusiasm didn't I ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:34,
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meh I just like having pics appreciated without adding a cdc to it
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:12,
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Fewer trolls. Not 'less'.
At least you're good at pictures.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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Ha-Ha! Such cads & bounders..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:47,
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de- ham
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:44,
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fuck
is W1K still going? Dicks.
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new_matt ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:00,
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yup
with added snobbery
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:13,
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I still would!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:01,
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this what she would wake up looking like
after the rohypnol wears off
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:11,
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^This
:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:11,
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i can't decide if this website is fucking hilarious or terribly wrong
SPAM essentially the site posts fake job ads on craigslist and posts the responses on their site. some of them are pretty funny. MOD EDIT: Please don't try and spam your website by pretending you just found it online. It's good to share your stuff, but try joining in a bit before hitting us with the links. Also... please use the links board for this kind of thing anyway.
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:41,
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You'll enjoy the next few minutes
/and welcome aboard, new person
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:42,
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thanks
thanks. i'm excited to explore.
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:44,
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Hahaha
Evening Archie :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:50,
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'ello fella, how's you?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:53,
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Looking at twelve hours of video footage
and wondering where to start
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57,
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The merciless slaughter of an entire generation of poncy-coloured tigers would be a fun place to start.
Followed by gritty footage of the clean-up process by demoralised staff.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:00,
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Erm, you may be on to something
no tigers in Argentina, though
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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human beings, then
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:11,
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I have to convert it all first
Bloody .MTS files *Shakes fist*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:13,
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Start with old 'uns looking standoffish.
Then show the young 'uns looking carefree. Then, over the top of that, trot out the old "Trouble In Paradise" line. And go from there.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:21,
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fuck!
they really are dying out fast then
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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*puts on funny hat*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:43,
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I'm off to post some pics on the links board
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:43,
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That's nothing
I'm off to /talk to say absolutely nothing
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:45,
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At last! Someone follows the correct protocol
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:46,
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ahaha!
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:55,
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...and it'll still be the most intelligent comment there
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:55,
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oooOOOOOOOoooooohhh! cross board bitching!
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57,
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I'll try and put this politely, as I'm sure nobody else will:
Main board is for images you've made. Links board is for links and stuff that you've found. Enjoy the torrent of bile that will no doubt now ensue, but DON'T delete your post - you'll only make everything worse. Just ride it out, don't take it too much to heart, and learn ;)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:46,
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all apologies
as a rookie i hadn't yet discovered the link board. i've found it now and promise i won't make that mistake again!
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:48,
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Yay!
Welcome. You're unable to leave. Now 'shop a tentacle.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:51,
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first stop should be the f.a.q.
welcome aboard anyways
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:54,
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Like anyone ever reads the FAQ first
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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fucking hell, no need to be so aggressive
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:48,
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*ninja edits to remove every instance of 'cunt' and 'fuck'*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:49,
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no worries. i learned my lesson and plan to now follow all protocol. either way it a funny ass site.
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:49,
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are you russian?
slow down then
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:51,
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no....
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57,
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why do you sound like a Russian then? or Borat?
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:58,
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no clue, i suppose i'll start typing more american.
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andrewinnuendo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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oh no don't do that.
It's just that some of your posts sounded better if read in a Яussian/Borat accent. Ignore me, I'm just bored.
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:09,
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In Soviet Russia F.A.Q reads you
;)
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:10,
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hahahaa
Vimod looks like he belongs in Mario Bros !
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JoePesky ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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I suppose if you're into that kind of humor
Not much into making non-public figures objects of ridicule. Seems mean-hearted to me. It's be different if they publically did something stupid, but this is essentially taking private information and being a bully about it.
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ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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*sits back with a roast beef sandwich*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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:)
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:06,
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:07,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAY
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:17,
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WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:30,
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Ha-ha! Hello, andrewinnuendo.
You're opening salvo/innocent mistake was politely received. Welcome to b3ta.. EDIT: How do ya like that, boys? A copper. And we went for it - I WENT FOR IT! Treated 'im like a kid brother..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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A copper?
As in, police? 0_0
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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Apologies, I was riffing on James Cagney.
Couldn't find the quote from "White Heat" on youtube, so you'll have to make do with it being attached to a Madonna song:www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzckLYm6R4 I'm so, so sorry.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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Oh, I getcha.
Yeah, that'll teach us to be civil and naive. Bless. All guns blazing next time methinks.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:28,
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It's a tricky path.
I try to be as nice to noobs as I'd like people to be to me, in the same instance. Unfortunately, they're not always good people.. *shouts at skies*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:35,
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needs more magenta
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:36,
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haha!
although (forgive the pedantry) I think you'll find one of those facets is a bit of carrot.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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>
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:45,
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ooer!
*blows off the dust* haven't used this in ages...did i miss the flogging?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:20,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:34,
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haha, uncanny - nice one
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:43,
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I've always thought she looked more like ET
Can someone shop that please? then post it on www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com Ta xxx edit: hahahaha! I didn't realise that was an actual URL, mediocre's too.
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spesh. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:49,
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The man who did the telly reviews in the Guardian Guide before Charlie Booker
had a competition to decide who/what she most looked like. The winner was "a depressed worm".
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twattybanjo ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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this worm ISN'T depressed...
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:08,
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ha ha ha :D
This caught me by suprise :D laughing like a loon!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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oh wow!
Mediocre invented Photoshop, you know...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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Only the Dutch version.
Not that impressive really.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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Not the only one
I've sent people there as well.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:09,
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IMO
She's like a cross between ET and Martin Short
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ShiteBiter ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:25,
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Would
anyway, and even more so now
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:53,
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She looks older than Yoda, so you've shaved a good century off her actual age..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:35,
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*sigh*
This board is supposed to be for posting shopped pictures only :\
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Rico ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:55,
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Someone else on B3ta has beaten you too it, not sure who...was done about a year back
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mousemonkey ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:58,
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That's mine!
It's a bit rough, innit. Could never get the forehead right :¬/
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:08,
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Spot ON!
but vomits
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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I flew one in Little Neddy Goes to War
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ShiteBiter ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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Merry Christmas you bumholes
"Get your T-Shirts! Get your 'I adored the Maji' T-shirts!"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:12,
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The Magi had gloriously punchable names.
Caspar, Balthazar and Melkhior. Who among us is mature enough to refrain from slapping children with such names?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:36,
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Cheeseses of Nazareth...
that joke's fucked now WOO!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:38,
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ahhhhahhhahhh
delightful
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:14,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:19,
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Fuck :D
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:47,
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FUCKHOLE
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
I thought this tedious bilge was only to be found late at night, when I usually stalk the board. But what confronts me the second I go to b3ta at close to 6pm? This. Fuck off, herman. You're usually superb and you know better. *EDIT* I wasn't objecting to the sexeh, I was just moaning about the crappest of all the memes. Prefer the Bel-Air meself.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:01,
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i like it, but understand how it should be kept to the gayshift
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:19,
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I reckon everyone who bothers with that meme, at any time - and there are many of them - ought to be kettled and tear-gassed.
But that's just a personal preference. And this garbage should be posted on the no shift.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:28,
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i'm only mildly offended
:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:36,
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*waggles envelope with Rattlehead's crucial, yet embarrasing, medical test results in it* Mildly?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:39,
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Oo
it's like jeremy kyle all over again!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:55,
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*opens envelope* ..... it sez... perhaps.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:02,
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That'd be me then?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:02,
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Depends.
If you've deployed this meme, despite your illustrious and distinguished history, then yes. Into the pen you go. Squeal.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:15,
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:(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:16,
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Into the pen you go.
Awwwww, but that face... OK, live. Love. Thrive. But no more of that awfulness, please.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:25,
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Actually, you know what
I'll go into the pen.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:46,
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have a drink on me
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:51,
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FRESH
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:02,
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You FUCK OFF CUNT
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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meh
not exactly pornographic, all he is doing is wearing a "fancy dress" mask? lol
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:32,
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Orthodontic headgear is NSFW?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:37,
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nothing NSFW about that
in fact I'm wearing one right now, although it is in my spare time. hmmm.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:29,
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NSFW hahahaa Fuck off
Fuck off
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:40,
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what am I missing
this doesn't look nsfw
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:56,
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I'll add my voice to the confused babble.
I understand it doesn't have to 'literally' be porn in order to be NSFW, it just has to look like porn. But this doesn't, does it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:17,
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I'm no fan of Freebase, but I think he & Herman have been sold a little short on this one..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:03,
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Prettiz :)
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Ninj ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:18,
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Even the reflection in the earring is eerie !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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heeeeeeeeeeee,,,looks well evil
bet you get into character mode before you do these....................(or something more casual perhaps?) :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:25,
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How...the...bloody hell do you know!???
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:29,
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Bloody hell! :D
Nice shop there.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:25,
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Thanks... I've now shat myself!
Great shop! /click
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:30,
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Girl With A Precious
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:33,
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Freakish.
Ly good.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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Better acting from Andy Serkis
than Scarlett "I only get hired because of the blowjob lips" Johanssen any day.
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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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FUCK!
Nicely Ninjy :P Edit: WOO Frankie Boyle tiem!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:39,
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V Nice shop
:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:42,
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hahaha
marvellous.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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Woo!
Yay! Click!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:38,
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This is superb!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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first time, go easy
quick and messy but the thought's there?
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sjp. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:07,
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Some people have plenty of faith in this car !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:11,
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cool idea :)
cops won't think so:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:12,
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Nice start.
and nice lurking.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:13,
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Fnar fnar, welcome :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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Ha, welcome.
Also:
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:41,
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*brrrms embassy*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:58,
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Velly cleva, Mr Bond.
And welcome.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:43,
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not as toapish as it first looks
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:59,
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At least he didn't stick it in poo, first.
Or Pooh.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:06,
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Loohs like he is nailing him..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:06,
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What he looks like
is a GIRL! "he" has a girl's haircut and is wearing a dress! Christopher? Try Christine!
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Ratsta ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:36,
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Ass my arse
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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