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# This Is Genuine
(thirdvertigo, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# RIP gary colman you legend
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
POTD
(thirdvertigo, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# can you feel it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Peter Jacksons first attempt at recreating wood elves did not go well
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Wanking on the Milky Way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Droolin' Dogman

Step aside all you other half-man, half-animal creatures. The Dogman hath arriveth.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Wonderful!
It's like Vanessa Feltz went to the island of Dr Moreau.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# *steps aside*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm making my own this year

Merry xmas Grandma!

Also:

For my zombie-obsessed girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# tiny shrivelled up balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I object to that
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Christ!
I'll give you 10p if you do send that to your gran.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# ?
Needs more flashing fairy lights
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# What a penis.
*ambiguous face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# It's all right, I've sorted santa.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
#
Now this is just offensive
Very nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# This was very wrong of you
We really can't take you anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# But I
only cut his head off a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Festive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Backs away slowly....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Fucking yes!
But is WFHIT dead now? :(
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# so, erm, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Oh ohhhh oh oh oh Bilko
Hahaha This is a fucking shit joke you ass what's the fucking matter with you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# INTERNET SADFACE:(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# FEEL MY INTERNET WRATH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# September '77, Port Elizabeth weather fine..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Errrrrh Racist!
Ha Ha Ha Ha
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear B3tans
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I am not allowed that close to sheep!
(or so the court order says)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That must be tough
what with your work as a shepherd.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# The shops are just out to fleece us, this time of year..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Wool I never !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Eeh
Baa gum.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# P.S.
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Whoops, didn't see this!
b3ta.com/board/10285090

Great minds etc.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Pun tastic.
Crappy isthmus too you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Thank you sir
Season's bleatings to you.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Haha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Does anyone else think...
That the design of this graffiti from Monsters:



Is rather reminiscent of our JollyJacks Freakshow series?

Especially this one:


?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# i see...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# "...RAMIREZ LIED!!"
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
#
ramirez fairbrass
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# What,
Him out of Right Said Fred? The Barstool!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# does anyone else think that this black shadow with legs looks like this black shadow with legs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# and
the little dotty eyes!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Not really
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Ooh. Sudden flashbacks to DM Killbilly Barn.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I'd ask who illustrated/designed that graffiti first and see if their portfolio had similar elements to what's on that there wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Well yes
I guess I was wondering if anyone knew...on the off chance?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# No
Not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I've gotta say
I'm genuinely surprised. Unless everyone is trying to be internet cool.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# |Have a simple graphical depiction..
Of why I never made it to the office yesterday...
All drivers are bastards!

No contact, I chose snow covered grass as my escape route!

(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Serves you right for cycling on the pavement on the wrong side of the road
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You are both assuming it was the cyclist who failed to make it in to work
I should imagine the driver of the red car would be pretty shook up as well
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# It's true, I was the cyclist...but it was a cycle path..and on the other side of the road is death.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# your are a psychopath
on a cycle path?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Surely you're joking? (...what's that blue sign there, just where the red car ends up?)
I hope you're okay, Pixieelf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# am all good thx.
I was more amused than anything that they made a cycle lane as the road there was dangerous...so the cars seemed to get jealous and want to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Still should have been cycling with the traffic not towards it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Then you wouldn't have seen it coming

If you walk down a country lane, the idea is to walk on the side of oncoming traffic so you can see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# ^This^
I berated one the other day for cycling on the pavement, and he screamed "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?!" at me. When I pointed out it was a pavement, not a cyclepath, he said aloofly (and rather camply), "Oh I'm not even going to bother!" and cycled off.

Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:40, archived)
# i get pissed off at the ones that think it's ok to go through red lights because they are on a push bike
and that the highway code doesn't apply to them.

they'd be the first ones to scream blue murder if they got knocked off after going through a red light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# i got hit by a car once
guy didn't bother to look right as he pulled out of a T-junction, smashed right into the side of me, destroyed my bike and half of my body. (to be clear he didn't pull out in front of me he actually drove straight into me, no traffic lights and i had absolute right of way)

if idiots like that are allowed to drive and put my life at risk i think i might just use the pavement. i dont hurt anybody, i dont force people off the path or speed past them i politely ask to be let past or go onto the grass to get past them.
(That Random Guy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# O_O
shit dude
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# email to your insurance company with the claim form.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Silly car
Cycle lanes are not for you!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# You should offer this sevice to people involved in accidents, to help with their claims...!!
Hope you and your bike are ok.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# both cyclist and bike are doing fine.
no damage, just a 'WTF' moment as I weighed up possible escape options.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Remember earlier this year.....in the thick snow and ice...
I chose a pavement and fence "no one on the pavment" rather than a head on with another car.... lucky the pavement had more grip and I stopped....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I don't even dare take my bike out at this time of year.
I feel safe enough myself, but it's selfish cunts not allowing for conditions that make it suicidal. I get enough near misses when the roads are good. The number of cars (mainly school run mothers, I might add) I've seen charging down ungritted hills towards junctions over the last few weeks ...
I use our shitty and unreliable local bus service instead, allowing three and a half hours a day for travelling instead of one - if it turns up at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I gave up cycling compleatly, about 8 years ago.....
Just through fear of being knocked off.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I wouldn't dare to suggest all cyclists are ignorant
but the one who jumped a red light and got killed by the woman driver texting is still dead, while the woman driver will be out of prison soon. So who's dead and who's the dumbass?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# People on bikes need to die...heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Rue-Dolph

I'm all about the puns today.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# what about the punisher movie, that was pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Was he in that?
Slight TJ, Can anyone suggest (or has used) any software that lets you easily manage multiple Twitter accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# iSchizo3.0
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# tweet deck
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# can you flick between accounts?
Edit: Google says it seems you can, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Yes
I use it all the time to do just that
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Brill
I am on it like a bonnet!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# yes, vere easily
and you can post to to multiple accounts at the same time as well.

and to facebook, 4sq, and several others.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Cheers mate
A client just threw it at me as an off-the-cuff request. Sorting it now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Does he not like his new Hawkwind album...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I think his appearance in this may have been worse....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHqJeGMXMnY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# oh dear god, they made a live action version of it.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0382028/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# "Oh." Said Peppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I feel that this needs Scooby-Doo's-Shaggy-style facial hair.
Preferably with no more than three strands.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Haha....."ow" indeed....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha....
Plenty of peppa.... needs a pinch of salt....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
but also :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Brian Blessed was on it this morning. He's the voice of Mr Rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# And because of this
I love Mr Rabbit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# -\0/-
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Not anything to do with Christmas......



(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# In this set . . . the sun also rises !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# You say what you sea...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I do sea what I say and I say the sea is what I say !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# As long as you're shore...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I am willing to coast on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Make shore you give me a big wave as you're surfing by....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Embosstastic!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha......use them blending options to the max...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Nice.
First one reminds me of Lalique
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Thanks.....
Wish It was worth as much....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# These are ace.
I'd like one on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks very much....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# V nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Ta ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
#
Still needs more effects and filters.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I used all that I had, and ran out....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# She'll blow!
The layer effects cannae' take the strain, Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha......
I was going to do the same Scotty joke myself....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Oh wow
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Thanks.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Aww, he loves this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Yay! :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
#
Yay! Awesome stuff. Lucky he's not in a minefield. :)

Proper nice work though
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Diggin' the powder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Save Tiny Tim you cunt fox!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Tiny Tim is safe
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hooray! That's marvelous!
I shall share this with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# The picture of the crying kids is equally disturbing and entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# You neglected to mention the most disturbing aspect - NAKED crying kids
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# There he is...no he isn't
there he is..no he isn't

Nice
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Awww nice......
He's barking mad that one....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# :D
saw this on Yellowstone last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I watched that too
and the fox made me think of bagger 288 and then I came on here today and bagger 288 is in the newsletter and also there's been some sort of eclipse coinciding with the solstice. too many coincidences, the world's about to end or it's a sign from aliens who want to bum me or something.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Hurrah! Bagger's the first thing I thought of!
Seriously, if the space aliens do try to put anything up you, make it clear with sign language that you want a ride to Mars or wherever, before you'll allow it.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# :DD
click
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I did a thing!
For my little sister's debate club.

If anyone in that high school knows who those people are I will be very surprised.
(Click For Big and full o' seams!)
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Nice work
Though Joseph Stalin's style of "debating" shouldn't really be encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# the first rule of debate club is
you DO NOT talk about debate club -- we don't want to get beat up
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i was thinking of doing a spin off set
with that sort of thing, maybe for next fall
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# "Whose", shirley?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# yeah
I noticed that, and also the meetings run to 3:30.
But she posted them already, so that's that.
I'm afraid a ninja edit would really have to be a ninja edit at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# :D
A spot of B&E?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Mission Impossible:
The Pedant's Edit
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# But officer, I was only replacing these posters!
And this computer equipment - well, how was I to know before I broke in that it would all be piled up here on the table next to the exit ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Why are they in Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# There is always time for a mass debate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Catholics fighting over the wine again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Fight!!!
Photobucket
(TallJim, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# He had a happy life
albeit short though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# This is proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# so sad
so sad
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# (Special Christmas Bonus):
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# So sweet
so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Ace
Reminds me of:

godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Large/
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Why does piglet have a knife?
Is he going to cut pooh?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Yes...
...if he doesn't get more hunny weed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# And the moral of the story is . . . don't let your cardboard box . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I like this!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Aw, bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Oh god no :(
360 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Soggy..
An awful way to go.
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# A poignant reminder
first the sloshing, then the disintegration
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
awww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Get the box too excited....
And it finishes up to soggy to be of any use......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# :D
I'm more of a box half empty person.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# This is just heartbreaking!
WOO *cries* and *clicks*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# hahah
Bleak and beautiful! Animate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# ...uh.....uhm........eh....
...Not today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# This is Soooo Sad
But also great - more cardboard boxes in comics I say!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# you just described my life perfectly!
...thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# This is fanbloodytastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I love this
It's very sad though
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :D
For those saying it's sad, look at it from the last frame to the first. It's much better this way.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is. Very much better.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Erm - Are you TRYING to ruin Christmas!?
This is gonna take some getting over.
(hoozey, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Don't feel sorry for him
He was originally used to transport Phil Collins CDs to your local HMV.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# XDXDXD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Silly box, bukkake is for humans not for cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# there's my relationship with booze summed up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
poor little thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, B3Ta!

I'm off to eat pies.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Sex with animal girls... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I thought you've already eaten them all!
:P
Same to you and indeed all b3ta
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Turns on hot bright light and aims it
Ok, where have you been and why have you changed your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I've been far obusy
and b3ta has slowed down too much,I remember one post every 15 mins used to be slow.
I have also run out of ideas.
Namechange due to milestone post number.
It is still obligatory to pose naked on here?

How are you Ms Pot?
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# No obligation for nakedity on your milestone post
I am well thanks.

Yeah, B3ta has slowed down a lot, which is a shame.

I sometimes think that the hummus barrel has been siphoned dry but then a gem pops up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I wish it would pop in my head!
not even weather puns!
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# About to get your todger out then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Not after last time...
or the time before that
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Gazumped......
....by fine art work.

Damn you to hell Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Denizens kitting under the mistletoe FTW!
Same to you, JJ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Yes!
I think that's my favourite bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Have a good one, Jack.
But if you eat too many pies, where will Christmas dinner go?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# bring back jack!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# But he's here you silly narna
Isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Happy Christmas JollyJack

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Jolly Jollies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Your work never ceases to make me jealous :P
Well done!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# YAAAAY!
x
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# And to you, JJ!
That' SA lovely scene, there.
Have a good one... Unleash the pies! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Oh God
This has been up for over an hour and I've only just noticed the (not) Talking Stig! *slaps forehead*
Excellent line-work as always sir
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# And a merry Christmas to you too.
Excellent work, as always. Love Scarlet's reaction to the candy cane.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# You had me at Brazzers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Not the same kind of....
...chest or nuts though.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ...awww...nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# DOT COM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# surely....
one should be boasting, me too whilst Alex struggled with a drooling Harvey
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# you need to be punished, but I will join in instead...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Arf.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, archived)
# That's a bargain I can't resist.
Just popping out. Bach in a minuet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I'm going to get a few of them...
I'll have to make a Liszt.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft.... they're just nuts......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# R-R-R-R-Remix fashion:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Why is it always raining (blood) in your pictures?
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# this city 'll rain blood down on the heads of all the guilty
justice is coming like a bowl of cold soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# from a lacerated sky?
Bleeding its horror?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# you're thinking of the prostitutes you have suspended from your garage ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# How many dead prostitutes can I fit in my garage?
Two more if I move the bike.

/Frankie Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Tramadol Nights = all controversy and no humour
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Dunno, the advert was more than enough to suggest I shouldn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Frankie Boyle used to be funny.
However his 'humour' has now evolved to the point where watching him is such a draining experience that you can't wait for it to be over so you can go and experience something less bleak.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I disagree.
I was having dinner with some awful, fashionably lefty types the other day.

"I got the new Frankie Boyle video for my birthday" I said.

"Oh god" they said disdainfully, "Poor you. He's awful isn't he?"

"Oh - have you seen it?" I asked.

"No" they replied.

...

I think part of the fun of watching him is the nervousness of the audience with what he's going to say next, whether you yourself is going to find it funny, whether or not you should be allowed to find it funny, and whether or not the people next to you will find it funny, and whether or not that makes them utter, utter bastards.

It's a jolly good DVD, by the way - I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I've seen his Live DVD myself.
It's all just a bit too much relentless bile for me. He fitted in well on Mock The Week as you had a mix of comedians, some more gentle than others, and you could always expect something scathing from him every few minutes. But without that balancing factor to bring you up a little before you're stamped on again - his act purely seems to be a continuous barrage of 'Oh, that's oh so tasteless and shocking. AGAIN. Which disabled celebrity/ war dead/ terminal illness is he going to make fun of next?'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# The weird thing is that
by saying something shocking, he's just being a performing monkey to people who want to hear him say something shocking, which is actually a very un-challenging act.

I like the line in Stewart Lee's book "If the audience are on your side, you're facing the wrong way".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I only watched one
and the term 'trying too hard' came to mind. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Same here
I've got the rest taped, but can't really be bothered to persevere
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# It is not
the first time that people who have a natural talent seem to rush into something, anything, to cash in while they are 'hot' and get it terribly wrong. Filthy, Rich and Catflap was pretty dire in an effort to follow the Young Ones, and who can forget the car-crash that was the 'Ulrika Comedy Special'? Only one word in the title was remotely accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Well, there was an element of "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# true;
and the fact it was so spectacularly bad I still remember it probably means something, but i know not what.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I got through the first 10 minutes of one last night - first time I'd watched it.
Rubbish. You're exactly right. His MTW and stand up, however - good stuff, though frighteningly close to Bernard Manning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Ah, that gem was from his Mock The Week days.
That went down a storm at the pub. However, someone topped it with a joke that generated a silence of almost two minutes before the first laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Yes I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I really think his main fault is
that there's no self-hate in his misanthropy, which makes him look arrogant.

He's far more Clarkson than Hicks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# He used to have a bit more humility
and a little self-loathing, but it seems to have entirely ebbed away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Oh, that was in the old house
I wonder if the new owner kept them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo relevant? ... not sure :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Rainspotting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# CFB?
Chips for Breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Choix d'Francais Brunelle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# C'est FormidaBle
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Clearly French Buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *continues flippant bonhomie*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Cher's Front Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Cats Fart Backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Castration for Bushell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Camp Fashionable Bummers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Comedian Frankie Boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Controversy Forfends Buffoonery
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# COALITION FREE BRITAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# CUNTS FUCKERS BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# "Coley fishcakes, Batman!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Sorry to intrude,
but you wouldn't be the same joefish as the frog-in-the-blender animations and games (amongst many others)?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# No, sorry, nor various fish restaurants or day-trip organisers across the US, nor a United States District Judge for Texas.
This is more my doings.
I should probably adopt a different identity at some point. Then again I don't take much notice of 'merkins elbowing in on my moniker.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Aha, just happy to know either way.
I have to go to page 4 of a google search for "Colonel Boris" to find the character whose name I pinched...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# And the ONLY reason I've ever considered signing onto Facebook
is to force down the fucker who comes top of the Google search under my own name. Or the nob who thought LinkedIn would ever get him a job. Nepotistic bloody search engines.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Christmas For Bond...
...A Vagabond! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I can't find Freebase anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# The biggy is very nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Paintmas
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Giant snowman will crush us all!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Don't panic!
I have a radiator and I'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Frosty the Snowman is coming to rape us all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You need to precede this statement with
It is Christmas. It is not OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Assuming Ivan Dobsky doesn't get you first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# That...
requires this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Normally yes, but in this clip:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj3pTr4MwM4 (go straight to 2.18 and ignore the crappy beginning)

Or, for the combined effect:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUFgJlrCDc

Utter brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I know you...you're dead....we killed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You cannot kill what doesss not live, gobble gobble gobble!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Snomanz gonna fuck y'all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# He's evil...just look at those coal black eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Paintastic....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a different kind of Christmas card, altogether
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I think he has a bit of updog on his chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Needs mo' gettin' jiggy wid it
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)

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