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SCIENCE!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)

Fuck all you assholes

Happy new year don't die.

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gronkpan, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)

sage advice

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)

Seriously, don't die.

do good things my friends

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gronkpan, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)

If I feel like dying I'll fucking die

you're not the boss of me, mr fucking Death Nazi order-giving Mugabe apologist.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)

if I promise not to die,

can I do bad things instead?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)

bampersand

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)

^ FACT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)

glad you've explained that to me

amazing what you can find out on the internets.
.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)

It's not unusual, is it?

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Frogbeat, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)

Ye Gods!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)

I like this.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)

If I Only Ewe..

.. Mutton Man..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)

I didn't like this image challenge at first

now I think it's not so b-a-a-a-a-d

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)

Are you sure you haven't been to the Marvel Universe, recently?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)

hahaha woo

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)

The Hulk-child looks thoroughly unimpressed!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)

Clearly not a fan of red and blue.

Or a "dad" he could beat into submission with relative ease.
Because, as we all know, Hulk is the strongest there is..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)

I'm unsure of the hierarchy...

Where does the Fantastic Four's 'Thing' measure up on this scale?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

If only there were some way of typing such questions into a massive electronic library to find out.

Oh, well. Until somebody invents something like that, you'll have to continue to stalk Stan Lee and so on.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)

Shut it, beardy.

I'd rather ask someone here, rather than merely be a slave to fecking Google.

My New Years' Resolution is learn all the numbers in my mobile phone.

Down with Technology!

Edit: You see, he had all the info! v

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)

In the Marvel hierarchy, the Thing is classed in the 85 ton range, so he's no slouch.

The Hulk is in the 100 ton class, but his maximum strength output has never been reached. He has, in theory, a limitless capacity as long as you're pissing him off..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)

Aha!

Many thanks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)

What if The Thing tries to batter The Hulk in a sensitive, polite way, going out of his way not to piss him off?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)

Delicate beatings?

Could be a win for The Thing..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)

Yeah, he could just offer the Hulk a nice cup of tea and a sit down. Maybe a soothing neck massage and a choice of aromatherapy treatments.

And, as soon as he reverts to Bruce Banner, Blam! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)

The parents in this photo set seem pleased as punch that he could probably eat Tokyo.

*shakes head*

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)

Those arms!!!!

*cannot unsee*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

Bloated earthworm arms :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)

what? I think have 3 elbows on my right arm would be cool

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)

There've been plenty of Marvel/DC crossovers in recent years.

After a bit of expensive wining 'n' dining, I'd let Batman and the Silver Surfer have their evil way with me any which way they want.
The hard-nosed detective nous of Batman, blended with the lonesome existential angst of the Silver Surfer... hell yeah.
If they pay.

*EDIT* can't believe I just typed that

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)

Of all of the heroes, I think Silver Surfer is probably the most gifted lover.

Batman'd be well into his gadgets & a ready supply of 240V.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

fuck me

Wonder woman's let herself go

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)

Lynda, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)

WONDER FUCK

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)

The Incredulous Bulklette.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)

Superman is flying over Metropolis

when he notices Wonderwoman lying in a field stark naked with her legs open. Well this is too much for Superman to resist and he flies down to her and in he goes. Not only was this a very big surprise for Wonderwoman but it was a bloody big shock for The Invisible Man!

(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 8:00, archived)

Mega bummings are no laughing matter..

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Captain Howdy, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)

Terry's.

well, there may be some more, in terms of pixel size, should you be so inclined.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)

Superb lighting

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)

Cheers!

Witness the perils of contemplating fruit-themed chocolate confections whilst under the influence...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)

It's not Terry's

it's ~~mine~~ some kind of high-falutin' fancy-pants rendering.

Veh nice.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)

Ta :)

Also: Nom Nom Nom

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)

A cosmic belch!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)

That'd be the third bottle of claret.

Now, where's the Alka-Seltzer?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)

It's in Derby on Saturday, January 29 ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)

hehehe....

Yes indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)

I for one welcome our chocolate orange overlords

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)

May their citrus and chocolatey beneficence wash over us.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)

Thus speaks the man who's never had Dawn French squat over him on Boxing Day, shrieking "Jesus! What the fuck did you let me eat, Lenny?"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)

0_0

*boke*

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)

Pass the mindbleach, please.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)

It's a good word, "squat."

It makes the piggy, greedy, tiny-eyed mindbleach-sellers sit up and drool.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)

Tron's Chocolate Orange

superb as usual JPG!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)

Thanks, Mr McF!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)

WOW!!!

That's some confection!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)

Just £2.99 from all good sweet shops...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)

Epic.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)

Very nice :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)

Thank 'ee :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)

VNice :D

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)

Most Kind,

Cheers, Herman!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

I like this.

Which is my reason for clicking 'I like this'.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

*waves*

Hello You! All well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)

I'm good thanks;

Happy New Year to you and yours!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)

*mwah*

And to you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)

The Chocolate Orangpocolyspe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha! Better image title ^ right there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)

Wow, very nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)

Mr Cre!

Happy End-Of-Yearings, my fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)

Extrude the sweetness

along a path of orangy goodness and apply a liplicking modifier.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)

Wise words.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)

I read them in the material library

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)

ive no clue what this is supposed to be

but welcome new wallpaper

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)

It's on every bloody Christmas...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)

SOCK!

All other sock/glove puppets are inferior in comparison. Woo!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)

Colin Glovth :-D

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)

Emma seems very pleased with her multi-finger thingy.

I bet she is...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)

Bill Glovy.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)

might have known

I wouldn't be the first.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)

I seem to remember

someone posting a previous version when I posted mine.
Doesn't matter really, does it. I've somehow avoided seeing the movie, that's the main thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)

Reminds me of a drummer

who always changed love to glove when vocal-backing.

Also rock and roll to sausage rolls.

And I mean always.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)

heh

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)

The true horror was they all took on the pigment genes from the mothers side.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)

Nothing wrong with a ginger

Wouldn't you agree Mr Manuel?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)

That gene pool needs a good shot of chlorine

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)

The one on the left looks like that Viz character

is it Mr. Logic? Or am I misrecalling?

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9983709

And see Element Bw....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)

Well, I know what the meme is

but the one on the left looks like a character other than the meme.

Seeing as we're getting all linkydantic, here's a clue.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)

hah!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)

you win for putting fritzl in it

ive to admit there is something beverly hills 902010 like about the original fritzle's pose

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)

What if....

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)

...Hitler was an internet cunt?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)

LEAVE BOB MANUELL ALONE

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)

Arrgh Half way through the Love-Child of Rob and Hitler is Lord Mandy Mandelson!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)

I thought it was Nick Griffin

halfway through

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)

In real life, yes.

In the picture, no.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)

That's about 3/4 of the way through when his eye goes wonky ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)

Are you sure

That it doesn't start with Gillian McKeith?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)

Please tell me that's a vat of acid?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)

Apologies for my lack of shopping skills

and for using a poxy website, but the love child of RM and GM could look like this.

I thought it would be uglier

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)

Looks like him hanging upside down

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)

He is full of the powers of Internet Cuntery

Enter His Domain - Hard!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)

Looks like an animation

off an Amiga magazine cover disk

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)

I used to love that animation

blitter test to prove the power of the Amigas graphics :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)

Vnice :D

You got a day off maiden?

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)

four days

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)

Is this why you got 4days off :DD

sorry lov u :D

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)

haha no just happen to have a 3day weekend and a lieu day for Monday which occassionally happens with my shifts

I do drive the No. 51 route though ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)

This is the best use of a day off I can think of.

(apart from sitting on my mattress glugging Scrumpy Jack, chain-smoking and making excuses why I don't want to spent a shit night in a shit pub on New Year's Eve. Although, come to think of it, "I'm already trollied" seems quite a good - and realistic - potential excuse)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)

Rob to Hitler via Mandelson...

Also - Hitler looks like he's about to cry, poor fellow...

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)

And this is why

you're supposed to read the fucking FAQ, schweinhund.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:18, archived)

Nick Griffin?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)

just me who saw ricky gervais, then?

(Red Lemonade, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 2:56, archived)

Unfortunately, ACME didn't sell condoms.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)

Hahaha

First he had to catch it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)

......and here was us thinking he was after a MEAL, eh? :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:31, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)

Rob Brydon?

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:31, archived)

RIP Triggs

was probably overwalked

(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)

*bokes*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)

She seems very pie-ous ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)

you'll be

needing this

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)

Seems the link is broken

working now ;)

I'll get me coat, shall I?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)

the link was always working.

You must have clicked it wrong!

*cough*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)

Tory Amos.

For anyone who cares, they are: Zehra Zaidi (she of HUGE chin fame); Ann Widdecombe (Troll?); Fiona Bruce (but not the one who I quite fancy); Esther Mcvey (cracking bangers. Really.); David Cameron; Amber Rudd (I went to school with Jennifer Rudd. I suspect there is no relationship); Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS; Therese Coffey (Dinner lady)& Chloe Smith (who looks like a sexy boy).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)

I've met Fiona Bruce

She is so thin she looks like she would snap if you gave her a good hard shove, and she also grassed me up, but I still would.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)

Rightly so.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

The wanking man's joan bakewell

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)

Tart?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)

It's a wonderfully strange album

listened to it yesterday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)

Wow, everybody's gone. I've got the whole board to myself. Yippee. Happy wombat year!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)

How's it goin' baby.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)

I'm not drunk.

And my life is dull. My hair is energetic.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

I see.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

I thought 2010 was a pretty good number.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

I'm pretty confused about hair.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

OMG EVERYONE ON B3TA IS DEAD

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)

I hate to break the news to you, but everyone in the world is dead.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)

Is ok?

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)

FML.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)

Hi folks - could you help me out?

I'm after a good, still picture of cat-herding.

I've tried Google images and am less than impressed.

This would actually help me out if you can be arsed and feel like doing a fellow b3tan a favour.

Thanks.

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)

yeah, here you go

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)

Also, you're not a b3tan. You're a QOTWer.

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)

fighting for a united B3ta!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)

Cat-herding?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)

Like this:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

That is obviously Cat Rustling an illegal trade in the Old West

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)

Time to haul 'em in!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)

Move 'em out - Raaawww Hiiiide!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)

Cat Herding? There was a Cat Stevens once try Googling for him.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE?????????

MMMMNNNNNNGNNGNNGNGNG....

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

Maru!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)

You know...

...herding cats?

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

Oh right, yeah.

Cat herding.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

Four Candles?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

Ear Cataracts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)

Yes, I was born deaf in one eye!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)

I was born twelve in each one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)

Herd of Cats?

OF course everyone has Heard of Cats.

Now post a pic

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

What's wrong with all those pictures of cowboys herding cats on google images?

What do you want, fewer cowboys? More cats? What?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)

S'xactly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)

They were just a bit poor quality

But now I've got the clip I'll do a screen grab. Should be fine for the purpose.

Many thanks all.

Che

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)

talk>

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)

Does this help?

(Rykan, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)

I can help

look on google and stop being a lazy no picture posting cunt

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Paul_P, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)

Here you are

Cat herding

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)

Baby Kettle

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)

Pffft

this is silly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

The first few years were agonising rather than enjoyable...

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)

Well, I like it!

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)

CUNTS

that is all

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)

Have some Fluffies!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)

Top spangage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)

I am so glad I spent hours on this

and them and then posted it just before a new compo rush...

*Crys a little

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

"sod this" (give or take the odd swear) was exactly what I was thinking at the start.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:18, archived)

I like thius.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)

Haha You've been watching too much AVP ;)

*not worth it own thread related pea for the compo*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)

Jesus H Christ

It looks like Mrs Brady Old Lady!!!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)

Love This :D

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)

(Kyzia was here on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)

Too late, but here's Tori Amos

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:52, archived)

Torn me anus?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:55, archived)

I want to know where she got that baby leek chain

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:55, archived)

*has bad idea*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)

Implements bad idea

b3ta.com/board/10295825

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)

You've voted for B - by a whisker - could have easily been C

So it's B: UNLIKELY BABIES - With the news that Elton john and David Furnish have reproduced, show us what the offspring of other famous but unlikely parents might look like. (benito vaselini)

Does anyone have an image for us - that we can use for the FP box? Would be very very helpful as I'm on a laptop, in bed, without photoshop on this machine.

EDIT: All live now - thanks for all your help. I'm now off to obsessively google Chris Jefferies - www.b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelybaby/

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rob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10295762

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)

Or you could nick this

adam-buxton.co.uk/ad/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/JANEANE-GRUFFALO.jpg

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

My friend illustrated one of her books.

/dull fact.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:25, archived)

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:48, archived)

FRANCE!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

And his brother

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:25, archived)

Jeremy Beadle

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:27, archived)

No, France

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)

FRANCE?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)

can you resize this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/10295765

to the dimensions of this - making sure the text is still readable etc?
b3ta.com/images/challenge/penguins_small.jpg

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rob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:24, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:36, archived)

Kim Scissorhands?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)

Thanks!

very useful

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rob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

Eww!

Still too soon for comfort!

Here, have a baby riding a giant cock:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:26, archived)

Pink, having a poo?

I'm off now, some fucker has flooded the board.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:27, archived)

yeah here you go rob

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:28, archived)

I now have an erection.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:48, archived)

He looks nothing like Churchill.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)

(__, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:52, archived)

Fuck thats BiG

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)

Spoiled it.

It turns out that it was just a giant sausage anyway.

web3.twitpic.com/img/217536723-4d93c35449f5c48adf8f6bc35db33264.4d1da9a0-scaled.jpg

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)

Looks a bit overcooked and dry to me.

Go see your doctor.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)

When I saw the BBC headline I misread it as "Elton John becomes fatter".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)

Image challenge - press your buzzers now

A: STUPID INSTRUCTION SHEETS - Everything has them these days; instructions to tell you how to use a product properly, how not to hold it, how to use something safely etc. So open up Photoshop and show us some B3ta examples of instruction books and leaflets for any product you wish (The Great Architect)

B: UNLIKELY BABIES - With the news that Elton john and David Furnish have reproduced, show us what the offspring of other famous but unlikely parents might look like. (benito vaselini)

C: LITERAL IMAGES - Just shop things so that they suit their actual name. (Pedantichrist)

D: COMPUTER GAMES MEET THE MUSIC INDUSTRY - What with Scott Pilgrim being awesome, how about a mash up of two things we hold dearly. Bands, labels and tunes meet Speccys, Ataris and Xboxes. (The Lurker)

BTW: Fraser on hols - I'm on hols too hence late. I've taken 4 suggestions with some votes from the suggestion page - vote for the one you want to win.

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rob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:08, archived)

hmmm

B for Babies.

Think of the children.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:10, archived)

or E "WHERE'S THE SODDING PICTURE!"

PS: I Vote for A, B or C although not in that order.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:15, archived)

actually - whatever wins this vote

I'll need a picture for the box on the FP. If anyone is volunteering themselves.

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rob, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:19, archived)

If we go for 'A' you could use this ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:45, archived)

I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:49, archived)

Conquering Lioness of Judah, Her Imperial Majesty Kylie Sellassie I

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:49, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:52, archived)

Cor!

TGMTRFH!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:38, archived)

Nowt wrong with that

Would ^10

(rogerzilla, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)

You're going straight to Babylon with that one

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)

She's far too tall for him!

(Biff..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)

here it is.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:22, archived)

^ Win

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:46, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)

or A

or whatever

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:15, archived)

C for sheep.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:33, archived)

I thought the C was a big blue wobbly thing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)

Wha-?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:49, archived)

HONK!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:16, archived)

Eh?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:23, archived)

Wasn't A done recently?

Still the best of the set.
And at least we get a say in this one - thanks Rob!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:26, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:32, archived)

Bee, Be or B

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:42, archived)

Or A.

No, C!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)

A will end in days of toap and hasn't c been done before?

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Paul_P, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:52, archived)

please

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)

*edit - C, could be interesting

~~B for some good old fashioned mash ups~~
changed my mind, could be too much of the same baby with a head stuck on
Although C could be very toapy

and full of ris and complaining :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:10, archived)

Shinyspinnyeggymixything.com

is actually a bloody good read.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:18, archived)

If you need help with a choice

A. is clever, B. C. and D. are good enough, but common

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sof sof, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:05, archived)

I choose

BTW

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thistle, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:08, archived)

a B for me please rob

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:16, archived)

mmmm I pick

C please

(ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:22, archived)

the scouse option please`

A A A A A

calm down etc

(djlumpyrulesok beware of cousin Mosquito and his solo, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)

I've Missed it just got up :(

A B C and D

(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)

i would saaay...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)

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