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[challenge entry] We've all done the morning walk of shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# It starts with
"Janet!"
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# ends with
'unt i did'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# arf
*claps hands like a seal*
(also clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
THat's one guy on the register!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Fly Fishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# today is a good day :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# here is your newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue467/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# thanks
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Thank you for this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
Spider solitaire was getting dull
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Have you tried 4 suites
impossible
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Many times, got it once
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Not a chance
Only just started playing recently
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# ^ This but...
Spider solitaire Googling Jenny Agutter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ^ very much this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
Go
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
#
Jenny A (plural)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
#
mor ons?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# *tucks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# So kind
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# This reminds me of a joke.
A prostitute is stopped by two policemen.
One says "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"
She says "no, but I've been swung round by the tits a couple of times."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Thanks
And thanks for the CST entry.
Really appreciated and the difference it'll make.
ALso thanks to Sooperdave who kindly donated a book completely unasked for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# lully
that's the afternoon sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# well that was a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Well that wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:42, archived)
# got something to say wee sacks?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Yes
You need a hug.

EDIT: Seriously though. When we both have a chance is there any possibly that we can all talk this out? I like your artwork, I think you're funny.
I just think we possibly have a hatchet big enough to part Paris Hilton's legs to bury.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# and you need to smear yourself in meat paste
and go for a fucking run with some snow leopards

[edit] not a fucking chance.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Well it is a weekend.
Well the offer was there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Blimey, dry you eyes blossom
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# you're clearly gay for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I clearly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# that's so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# we're all gay for you prodge
you're suffering, and we want to help
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *spluffs*
i needs a shower
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# not that big a surprise
the newsletter comes out around this time most weeks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I thought it was usually 4 ish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# But I haven't finished last weeks yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# WIN!
*fucking glees*
oh and cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:42, archived)
# You come to our country. WIth your drawing talents and steal all out prizes:O
It's clique I tell ye! I clique!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
*Prints out and spluffs into*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Re: Peter Wyngarde
I've got the album and it is AWESOME

Despite that song
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# As Mrs Toast pointed out
it's not just racist and rapey, it's also a total mindfuck. As if getting raped wasn't bad enough, imagine if he started singing like that at you!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
I feel like the real winner with Sooper Daves fine book!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I still think the first one of these is the best one
b3ta.com/board/10326134
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# yay
my first ever b3ta newsletter heading!

*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Gordon Bennett!


bindun?
(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# whoosh!
again
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I think it's more usually "Blimey, O'Reilly"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Skreeeaoww!
any use of Godzilla is a win from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Lollercoaster!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Sadly Darth, in his haste, made the schoolboy error of confusing the Death Star laundrette with the TIE hangar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# poor Darth
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# don't mess with temple cats
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# MEOOOWWDUOKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# stupid temple cats


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Claw Master Meow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Rayden kitteh is vexed by your incursions.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Cats are shit!
* FACT

and here endeth todays lesson
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Katrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Catality Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I have had a shitty day
stuff like this makes bad day better
well, this and the beer in my belly.
have a clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'm not the kind of gung-ho macho bastard that goes around wasting people and then brags about it all night in the bar to his friends...
I'm the kind of gung-ho macho bastard that goes around wasting people and then agonises about it all night with his wife...

EDIT where the hell does that come from..?

EDIT EDIT Doh! Adams! And hugely misquoted.

I don’t go around gratuitously shooting people and then brag about it in seedy space rangers bars. I go around gratuitously shooting people, then I agonise about it afterwards to my girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# And I write novels...
But I haven't had any published yet, so I'm warning you, I'm in a mean mood.
(Meagrom, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Forgive me Darth...I had sex with a Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# he still hears their crys :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-As770fVHD0
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# How awful.
He went to Care Bear Heaven though...v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
twitpic.com/412904
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# By strange coioncidence my brother in law stuck that on FB at almost the same moment you posted your pic here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I AM YOUR FATHER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# YER MAW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# The circle is now complete...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# rofl-typo-ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# *nunchuks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Those WERE the droids we were looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)
# yup that's the original image..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
# still very much woo!
(yours I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# made this as an empire religion logo...squished it up though on the beads
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# attention to detail WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Mighty work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# The stretch lines at the top somehow add to the atmosphere.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# content aware scale ftw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# that's deep, man
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :)
When there's no one left to fight...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Springtime on Hoth...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Can we have a new Blackadder series?
That is set in the future, with AT-AT's, lasers (pew-pew-pew) and Baldrick being all thick and that.

(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# He turns tricks in the back streets of Mos Eisley
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# clicks!
When I was finding images for this


the hardest one was the seated trooper - not many around...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ........................................WE'RE #1...!!!.............................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Slags!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# this is unmitigated win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Good 'tache action!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# so why try harder?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# WIN!!!
Slag!... full of French psychadelic goodliness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# this is pretty much wonderful awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I can dig it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:47, archived)
# this will be my new theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# yay..that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# WOO and indeed YAY!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Is she trowing a halo at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is she trowing a halo it him?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Is she hitting him with a trowel?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Is she trolling him with a hit?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Is she asking WTF you are going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# ...never gonna it you up, never gonna trow you down...
ignore me, I'm just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# You dirty brother, you killed my rat?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Newsreader Syndrome strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Put your arm down...
...YOU STINK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# My orchid died
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one of these. good afterning.

Previously
Wizard of Oz Shawshank Sexy Beast Jaws Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# * Goes off to search youtube for Logans Run
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# *saves you the effort*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# But she doesn't have her baps out....
I just remembered the scene in the lake... I may be gone some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Wait for me!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Phwoar etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# She's real easy on the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Nnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
#
INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
***SPLUFFS***
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Dammit
*eats biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# * Remembers the good old days
(when doing this didn't give you Aids)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# And she did it with an American Werewolf in London
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I have just discovered
that there is a 1977 film version of Equus where she has the whole lot - perky tits and 70s doormat - out for several minutes.

*spends some time alone*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)
# * Joins

EDIT: Oh fuck - I did a search and got a picture of Daniel Radcliffe with his cock out!

* Washes eyes with a Brillo pad
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, archived)
# *swoooooooooooooonnnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# BA Chewbaccas says, "I pity yo' Moon!"

Thanks to Ninj ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Ain't gettin' on no Millennium Falcon!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Have a nice glass of this Ewok milk Chewbaccas!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant Q!! No thanks needed:D:D

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# pffft ...and you thought he smelled bad on the outside...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ewww...shaved
you missed a few spots there
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Cool!
This ought to be one of those browser-embedded games...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# If only I had the time.
(and ability)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I like that, because it made my cheeks smile..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Thenks awffly.
Just an old thing I had around the place, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Face or arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Both

* PARP
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fab!! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Cheers :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Very good! The FIN did it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha! This is great (white)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Thanks. I'm basking in your admiration.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
last night I had some boozy
not it's your turn to write a doozy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Man fat
Top hat
Fell flat
Squashed hat
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# [Newsletter Subject Line Placeholder Text]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I've done versons of that joke
and it just gets people emailing in going LOL YOUR DATABASE IS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha
Irony fail
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
You should listen to them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Ginger Fuhrer in ginger furore
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Your database is shit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# With all your memes combined. I am Captain B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Protesters gather outside b3ta HQ: Rob orders mods to use tear gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# YES!
I would too.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Please tell me there are tanks in the bunker, waiting to roll.
*brings popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# rubber bullets, tazers, batons, water canons - the fucking lot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Nazi sex torture dungeon?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# sorry, staff only
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Sometimes, I wish I was Max Mosely... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I LIKE FIRST PAST THE POST, I LIKE ALTERNATIVE VOTE. BUT WHICH ONE IS BETTER? THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Suppressing Middle Eastern uprisings
together
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# roses are red, monchrome is grey
why couldn't valentines, be on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Sorry I missed valentine's, please put the knife away
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I've got a knife, get in the van.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Newbury restaurant launches special French-themed menu
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# VERY VERY HEAVY BURTATIONS
What?! It was just a migraine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Selling teargas to oppressive regimes...
So you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# [person from news] is so totally [pun that's related to news story]
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# if you touch your genitals while reading this it will seem more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Last night I had some red wine
So I'm too hungover to write a funny line
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# B3ta newsletter - the bits of the web that aren't justin fucking bieber
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# you went to the bbc news website for some prompting as well then
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# ashally no.
I'm just sick to fucking death of hearing about that lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I heard a new phrase the other day - a Biebian.
A lesbian that looks like Justin Bieber.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# he's top story on bbc news:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Is he an angry Bahraini burying his dead?
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Yes*
*No
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# He killed them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Say Bieber over and over again out loud.
That's my tip for the weekend, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'm doing it right now
from a toilet cubicle

BieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieberBieber
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Bieber, Bieber! That's the sound of da fire service.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# features and analysis then
the only analysis he needs is a post mortem.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Whenever he's inteviewed he comes across as a complete
moron. I think he's actually a T1000 sent back to kill the original Justin Bieber who is in hiding because he's supposed to take down Skynet in 2037.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Is he the one
who thought they didn't use the word "german" in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# That's him.
If ever the word dullard fitted someone perfectly, it's him.

That said, he's only 14 or something and was probably doing scales and practising dancing while his mates were out standing on street corners talking about boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# German boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Nnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# will quite happily donate 30% of revenue to Apple.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Beating you down with your own shit.
Closely associated with porn sites.
Quelling global rebellion with kittens since 2001.
Piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday.
Treating the human condition with the contempt it so rightly deserves.
May contain traces of penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# keeping the words small so you don't have to try too hard
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Shitting on the naughty step so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# read in a funny voice and insert joke.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Digital proof that the obscenity laws are total cuntwank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Your computer is possessed: Douse with holy water. If you can't find holy water; normal water will do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Throwing internet rocks at your Government of choice, together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# complicatedly acronymed so as to be illegible to outsiders
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Go deeper - a meme within a meme within a meme
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
As Pratchett so eloquently put it

misery wrapped in an enema
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Please think of the environment
and print out this newsletter to use as a wanksop
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Prolapsing your inbox with the butt-plug of LOLs.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# -- contains more web than Mary-Jane Parker's sex-dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Just going down the park to play frisbee with the dog. He's fucking useless at it. Think I need a flatter dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# tea/monitor
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# you need a heavier lawn-roller.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# The gunt infested newsletter that sharts in the face of other newsletters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# bringing a different meaning to a meat feast

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# The Monopolies Commission
Why's there only one of them, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# shouting swear words in the distance
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# B3ta - understanding the big society so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Doing the Electric Horse dance
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# "Islam lol"
Go on. What's the worst that can happen, Rob?
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Sudden explosive death?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# hopefully the time jiggery doo dad will work... if not skip to 6.16 for relevence or watch all for lols :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BB6TlBzKqU&feature=player_detailpage#t=377s
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# time jiggery doo dad worked.
But went back and watched it all anyway. Ta
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# all your forests are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# starting riots in Mulsim nations since 2011
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Star Wars LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Keeping you occupied while we finger your girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Your end is nigh. My end goes all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# yep, still going
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Pretending to be an aeroplane in the background of your video
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Um in ya brayne, killin' ya sells.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Since when did fucking up your lines become a mini-stroke?
(UTB, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Now with added illusion of democracy
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# FREE B3TA LOYALTY CARD WITH EVERY ISSUE*
*May only apply to certain issues
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Here With Last Night's Biryani Uprising.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# +DIS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha...I blame the automatic pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# *trills*

Has anybody got any ideas for a Wednesday draw off? I'm stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# mutant zoo animals?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Philosophers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# dwarf gangbang aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Rubbish British Superheroes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha :D
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ^ this :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# grimm fairy tales
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Mona Lisa
/Hasn't drawn mona lisa in crayon before.... honestly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I see her "love-eggs" have kicked in then!
and my suggestion is TROLLS (the-under-bridge-goat-bothering-types) UPDATED FOR THE 21st century, what does the modern troll look like or do?
Edit: re polls: someone showed me a link years back, but being the puddock that I am I've forgotten how :(
Edit x2: Pzyko comes up with the goods :)
Edit x3: How many more times can I edit this post?
Edit x4: no trolls? :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# If i could remember how to do one of those mini poll things
I would. Anybody know how to do one of those mini poll things?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/new.php
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Tars!
What do we want then?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Edit: I have no idea how to add TROLLs to the poll, but if you want Trolls, reply to this post with the word 'TROLLS'. That's 'TROLLS'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# No worries ;) I still love you
There will be other weeks. Right Horncastle HERE I COME! You are about to get "archaeologied-to-within-an-inch-of-your-life"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Have fun and don't forget to pocket
as much treasure trove as possible, while Tony Robinson isn't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# edit it again
to complain about how your suggestion didn't make it into the poll!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha
just beat you too it!
right that's it! I'm having a strop & driving to Horncastle, Lincolnshire (these facts are not related)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Really?
I find driving to Horncastle, Lincs always helps when I'm in a strop.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Good job they're not related
Horncastle is no place to strop to!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Celebs forty years later
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Horsemen of The Apocalypse.
Hollywood Robots.
Characters from literature.
Detectives.
Kids TV/Manga mash-up.
Comic heroes.
Alice In Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Something other than comics/superhero films/cartoons.
Zebras
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I can help!
It is when b3tains are given topic and they all have to draw it, on a Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ...but that's not important right now, is it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Sexify your favorite cartoon girl.

I'll probably do that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# a girl would probably be able to interpret meaning from this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The bastard could've reversed the charges!




(AdrianJ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha
niceeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Damn, I was about to start this
I gotta start getting up earlier.

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
He didn't even replace the beers! Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# and he stole the bike too
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
Panda? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Nice!


... and I didn't even need to Photoshop it - Speilberg did it for me!
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# South Park got it right with their take on Spielberg & Lucas' re-jiggery pokery antics.
And woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Yep, but try explaining that in one episode Indiana Jones gets raped
... to someone that hasn't seen it. Then explain that it is actually funny.
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I haven't seen a great deal of South Park, but this guy I work with watches it religiously.
And every time he tries to enthuse about any particular episode to me, it just crushes any desire I had to start watching them again.
I can't decide whether a) he is spectacularly bad at explaining, or b) it really is just puerile loloffensive shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ...and he fucked the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*forecloses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# brilliant
surprised the statement wasn't from et&t...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# This did happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Marvellous!
(he should have txtd)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# this is marvellous!
Grats on FP
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
#
Just watched ET today, and this pic got a full[on belly laugh lol 2.0 from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, atleast, this is what my dad told my sister to stop her crying after she'd watched the film.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# haha bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# genius on the spot parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# he actually told you though didn't he?


it's ok..let it out!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# nah, I wasn't born when the film came out.
obviously he did tell me at some point otherwise I'd not know the story :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
I still cry when I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# it's the wee shake he does :**( *bawls*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# jub jub
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I'd prefer the noble halls of Valhalla, but hey, beggars/choosers, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# d'awww shucks :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# This is SCIENCE!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# unfortunately not real though
no bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# :)
all hail to the dadmind
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hurrah!
That made the whole sorry affair far more palatable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# And just WHAT the fuck are you lookin' at?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I for one welcome our new...
nope...

give up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Takes a dump wherever it wants, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I read the first bit to the spiderman theme tune...
and the rest.. not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Excellent reply is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Is it Elaine Paige?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha, that's given me an idea!
Nice work as Pears etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# To the bin!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Lionse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# least popular of
all the thundercats
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# No, still Snarf.
Mind you, Tigra was pretty annoying with all that moral crap. I'd have been all like "Fuck off, man, I'm a fucking lion!" and gone and ripped up a couple of ro-bear burbles for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I mean, that's disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
in other news, if you've ordered Radiohead's new album, you can grab it now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# to the torrent mobile
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# or pay for what you want to listen to
if you can't live without it, then it's obviously worth the money.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Or "try-before-you-buy".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# yep, although people tend to forget to do the latter after the former
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# You know, I don't think Radiohead will be too upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# they will be if everyone does it
those expensive houses in Oxford don't pay for themselves you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# No, but the 50 quid tickets to see them live will sort that out...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I can't afford to go to gigs
shame they have to ramp the prices up so high to counter piracy.
and don't get me started on the cunts scalping tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I doubt it's just to counter piracy
I think greed and the human condition play a part
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Ticket prices are high because of demand
not for any other reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I won't pay more than a tenner for a gig.
That way you get to see some really good music.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# how's the ignoring me coming along? >.<


seeing as you replied in my thread..arf :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Best gig I ever went to was £8
Isis at the LA2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I'm so sorry you had to tolerate Isis. I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# What?
EDIT: admittedly I have no idea if they were any good. That utter bellend Speedranch pretty much deafened me within 5 minutes of him starting.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# :'( RIP your ears.
Edit: I hate Isis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# So I guessed :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# There's not many bands I hate, but Isis, Cult of Luna and Boris all rank highly.
:*(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# "Boris"?
*does YouTube research* ... sounds like a below-par Kyuss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Japanese pseudo-deep pretentious garbage.
LOOK WE MADE A NOISE RECORD LIMITED TO 25 COPIES. Fuck you, Boris. Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I was Supergrass, Bluetones and Skunk Anasie as one line up for a fiver
at the Joiners Arms in Southampton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Excellent value ... before any of them got big?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Sure, if everyone pirated it I'm sure they'd be very upset.
But not everyone will pirate it. Radiohead will laugh and roll in money, nipples erect and naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Have they given up on the pay-us-what-you-like system this time, then?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I think they made too much money from it from people paying a tenner or above
plus selling it again in the shops at a later date.
ka-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ^ if I had the money I'd buy it..I don't.

it's just that simple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Radio 6 have played a few tracks, this morning.
Staple Radiohead stuff, but worth owning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Help ma Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# whee
lookit him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
first goatse i've ever found amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# what about the comedy one i did at your old place
you know, the one that was right in your face when woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# That wasn't amusing
it was deeply arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Very much ^THIS
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breaths*

WOO! that is fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
#
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Ho ho


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# That was me last night.
Had bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha, Lion Ring!
Mufassa - Myassa!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)

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