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# bored at work
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# 10 AM: coffee and levitation time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nice one for taking the trouble to brush out the nooses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
# It was inspired
by the almost gratuitous degree of ace manifest here:

festival.pictoplasma.com/files/2008/09/flying_yeti.gif
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
yeti tampons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I will have to click this too
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Bloody Hell
Wonderfully weird.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Spoil Sport
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Sorry. Were you about to put the nooses back in?
Yeah, that would've been better than someone just saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# now, about that raise....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Fly, Walker! Fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Silly and clever
*clicks*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ANTI-SCIENCE!
Woo!

Edit: AKA : Witchcraft! *legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# some bastard's skewered them through the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# royal jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Turkish delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# It's hip to be squarish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# OBBEY JELLY CUBE
He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living...

...until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# and despite all the shoutin' and hollerin'
they all come in and they rip you to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# nick griffins new-years fancy dress outfit
"look, e's dressed all forrin..."
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# she's been at it again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# why must you dress up that poor doggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Well, nunchuks can really hurt.
I've hurt myself practically every time I've picked some up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# never hurt myself with nunchucks
but i did manage to stab myself in the tit with a throwing star
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Fine pair of ninjas we are.
My mum used to make me wear a hi-vis tabard on my early jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# arf!
funnily enough, i'm quite a good shot with an air rifle or a paintball gun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Paintball is the finest - and trickiest - of the stealthy midnight assassin's deadly arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# it's also excellent fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Better than a poke in the tit with a sharp shuriken, for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I believe this to be a true and accurate account of the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# oh, i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Is it still RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)
# no
but if this was real, we'd all be happy.
especially frankie boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Our happiness would only last for so long
for such is the way of life.



And then he'd have to bite someone in two all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# true
but i'm not sure who just yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Setting the standard for celebrity book signings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# does she sign
or just use a stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Nothing sexy is going to happen....is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# welcome to the concept of stump-fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)
# CUNT HER IN THE FUCK BARRY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# he will
when he's ready
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# poor bastard
Died of silicone poisoning a week after this photo was taken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# To help keep the wartime spirits up
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
is That Lenins funeral?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Alexander Solzhenitsyn's.
A really kickin' event....
:D

Also happy candles!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Ha fuck, I bet they struggled to get him into the coffin...
Also, Tah, hadn't even noticed, 6 fucking years and still no FP! WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# To McDonalds!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I love the adventures of Jeremy...
Are they assembled all in 1 place, or do I have to scour your profile to get the collection?
The reason I ask is that I want to show them to my horse-mad daughter, and they won't make sense if I show her the later 1's first.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Oh GOD, I still know all the words

also: GIF or PNG is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Hmmm,
as a png it's 600k, as a gif it's 332k.
What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# I suspect that as a png8 or a gif, it'll be smaller and without the artifacts
that is all, just trying to help and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
# That'll be the JPEG artifacts
if you'd converted it to around 8 colours or so and saved it as GIF or PNG, it would be smaller, but look pretty much the same.

I just converted it to a 6 colour PNG and its 60k, but the JPEG artifacts caused it to not look as good as it would have done with the original source image, and of course it would have been even smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Ah.
Intermediate-level knowledge. A higher plane than mine... But yeah, I geddit now.
Ta, I'll try to bear it in mind next time I do a limited-palette threadwaste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I was holding back... but you made me....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Until just now
I had the great pleasure of never hearing that song in my life.

Thanks a lot....
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# It's one of the many exotic cultural pleasures of English summer life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)
# So many stupid faces in pololotics.


But this guy just 'looks like a wrong-un' as my mum used to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Michael Gove, Michael Gove, chop him into bits and throw him in a stove
Michael Gove, Michael Gove, Oh what a generalised Tory cuntpiece is he.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Oh right it's not just random Google man then it's some Tory person?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# It's little Mikey Gove.
Y'know, that kid who used to live down the street who was incessantly beaten up and ostracized by his peers, pissed on by local dogs and shat on by many-a-pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Didn't they have oak-panelled lockers at their schools, rather than the bog-standard steel ones depicted here?
(woo though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)
# One of the best, (and briefest), fight scenes, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Conjoined
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Also...
(from earlier)
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Shopped images only Octo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I'm surprised to learn he's got that many fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] nessie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# That's Scotland neatly summed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# + buckfast
evening Trampy
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# evenin'.
You sound well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Except for the sunny weather.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I have it on good authority that monsters are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I have it on better authority that they are pricks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Pricks and cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Not a bad bunch when put together ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I know someone for whom it is the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Are you the one who did Hugh Fernley-Whittingstal's Huge Furry Wishing Stool, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# no. but imagine that I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# You're a fucking lunatic!
I highly approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# If he waves them around he gets the doppler effect
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# dibnah's double dildo
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# pea
(waxdart hello., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :D
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Dibnah eh?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# been done?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# maybe not on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Snarn
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Whats the BNP got against Heavy Metal?
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# That tie!
Good grief - THAT TIE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# never mind that, NAKED GUY IN THE MIRROR!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Ye Gods!
The horrors never end....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ...right here on Horror TV
...you're watching "The House that Jack Killed"..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# has charles bronson escaped?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# At least he is not a vampire.
A fat, bald, daylight, naked vampire.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
that old mag went downhill years ago
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# still got my back copy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hahahah! :D
*subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
but on a serious note, that bloke with the hair over his face did kill someone... with a blade to the skull and then tried to escape prison (there was a car chase on the news and everything) then became a neo-nazi ... his name is varg vikernes and he's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That he is
But he does make some bloody good black metal
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# and another
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Blimey
is there anyone who hasn't done this joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I like this very much
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# haha
he's not the only one to make that mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I like listening to heavy metal very quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Pah, lightweights
40,000 Korans, now that's a fire
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAr01hzG30
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Book burning is always a good thing, no matter what
Never a bad idea to burn books.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I'm sure this explosion of knowledge he speaks of would have been galvanised by a few good book burnings
Burning books is always the clever option.

It makes a POINT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# afk: burning books, increasing knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I just burned 20 or so beatrix potter books because I'm sick of England acting like the other side of the planet belongs to them
TAKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# please be sure to let me know any useful knowledge you glean from the pages of the Koran
Or indeed from Beatrix Potter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# It sounds terrible and it doesn't go anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# PP
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
#

larger (much - you were warned)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# J
PEASEMOULD Gruntfuttock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Wotcha Forbes!
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# What if I have a Zones 1 & 2 Oyster card?
*bleep*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# You still have to pay 20p for a piss
Just like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Darn.
*fishes out worthless same-size forrin coins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *fishes out penis*
*pees in coin slot*

what? it's metal and shiny, just like the urinals...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I once got seriously doghoused by a girlfriend when we were on the rush-hour concourse at Birmingham New Street and they'd just put the price up to 20p, which I noticed for the first time as I was getting my 10p ready.
My immediate, incensed reaction was to shout "20p FOR A PISS? FUCKIN' HELL, HOW MUCH FOR A SODDIN' HAND JOB?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Like, whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Shityeah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hover-Vettel is Hovering
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Invisible motocross bike
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Who says they are mythical?
I took my pet chimera cub to the beach yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I have nipples, Greg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# can you be milked?
ยฃ5
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# kind of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# errrrmmm.....
*slowly walks away*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# man milk
the taste of the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# You've been Goved.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Melanie Phillips?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wash your mouth out!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# you spelled it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)
# slowly talks away?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# nearly there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# i dunno then
i can only see slowly walks sway, but that makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# you need the kind of deranged mind that mocromatico has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# see, i would NEVER have spotted that
i feel so dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
Slowly walnks away
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# YOU DISGUST ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# chimera milk tastes like white lightning
that's why you never see them around any more cos tramps keep chasing after them and scaring them away
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# White lightning
central heating for the homeless
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Not "The Key to Professional Games Design" then?
www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0008967
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# FLUFFY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# where may i obtain one of these grayvie-bowts?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# From SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I shall endeavour to increase my knowledge of SCIENCE until it can be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I've also seen them perched on the clonebrush mountain
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# This was spotted in a Japanese zoo?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# i always felt a bit sorry for the goat head.
being trapped between 2 of its natural predators
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# lovely :D
like the colour matching.. woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# sorry if these have been done to death

i just couldn't think who else to use and flanbase was begging to be in it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# my clock is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# it is not the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^ right!?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Phil Mickelson on the left there?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# haha Phil Mickelson is Michael Brandow
nice tits Phil!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Unlike his wife.
/selfoof!

Feels really bad now
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I know not this story
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I didn't realise Panty man won the green jacket?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# HAS ANYONE LOST A RED HAT?
twitpic.com/4jlorb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Fuck I was looking for that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# SHIT!
you are too late. IT WAS DESTROYED yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# too late man!
i did find a flip flop today. i should maybe call my local paper too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# oh noes
there is a single flip flop still lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# it was small, pink and very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# *wells up*
I... I... have something in my eye. Probably hayfever I expect. I'll be OK in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# pink eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# yes
it's a pencil. gonk end first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I love you man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Can you describe the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# red, bobble on?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# No, I'm blind.
Also, I was referring to the lady's surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# haha yes
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# *manfondles*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Broral
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Slow news day?
(Lurchio, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# it's a trending category of news
Lost hats, umbrellas, single gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# you appear to have murdock and face's heads mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# that's how they were standing when I took the photo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Chico called...
he wants to know what time it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# isn't it gaytime?
isn't it ALWAYS gaytime?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# What time is it.....
it's not gay shift time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# no see, whilst i do bow to your superior knowledge
there's conflicting info as to whether it gay shift is day time or late night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# gayshift runs at what is the uk night
if The Fiend is posting a lot and Smash Monkey is around then there is a good chance it is gay shift

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuVtszMutTA
Sorry this was on the radio which is why there are references to chico
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Chronologicalist!
Edit: I'd rather click on one of Wobbly's links.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I might be
but at least I'm not black... no wait what
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ah right, i'm familiar with Smash Monkey (well, you know what i mean)
i only left GMT 3 months ago

edit _ wtf radio station are you listening to? or did you in fact mean cd?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# nudge nudge wink wink
anyone else having trouble with facebook saying there account is offline or have I been kicked off it?

*edit*
A shitty local station
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# just logged in ok for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# just going back a step
i thought it was gayshift midnight to 9.am, then i thought it was 9.am to 5.30pm. in fact i'm pretty sure somebody posted a "you're leaving the gayshift" at 6pm the other day.
it doesn't really matter because it's pretty gay regardless of the actual time, i just can't stand the not knowing....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I always class 10 - 6 as gay shift
but that is because of when I worked nights
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# and the rest would just be slightly homo erotic then
anyway, yes, that seems fair.
between 6 and 9 is pretty dead, except for bearded ladies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I'll tell Smash you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# am, not pm
i'll tell her you thought i was talking about her when i mentioned bearded ladies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I like my ladies with a little pushing cushion
I wasn't referring to her face :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# you really ARE familiar with her then? ;)
not that i'm suggesting that i know your desciption to be accurate or anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I'm a married man and you sir have offended my honour
I challenge you to a duel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# 10 paces and draw?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I drawed a doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Armless stick person inside a circle is about to be devoured.
The cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# You have exceeded your monthly grooming allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I use club penguin and haribo for grooming
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i find that gets my hair matted up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologise for the inconvenience.
I hope they fix the rattle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# i get that from time to time
nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# You're mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# i usually am.
are you going to clear up the mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# :) I was talking to Paul P
He's mistaken about the gayshift timing. I think in general it's usually counted from around 2:00am board time. Smashy is usually in bed by then.
I actually agree with you though, it's always gayshift.
Gayshift is a state of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I stand corrected
Smash has become such a light weight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# heh! your post was too far down, or i must have a wonky eye
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# PINKY CRU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Si!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# YES!
What a happy family.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# seems a bit early for this sort of thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# never too early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# well, sorta.


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# No Peppers = this is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I think Gary Busey would make a great mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# This image
is a thing of utter beauty!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Now there's a bowling alley I wouldn't want to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# you say that,
but you don't mean it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# *checks*
No, no - I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# HERE IT IS
GIVE IT SOME CHIKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# chike?
this is a new one to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Chike Anyaegbunam will never turn his back on safety.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
# always set to full auto?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I don't care, I still enjoy these immensely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Helecopter.... check

seams check
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# is it lowering smug bloke's croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# fake
no bridge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ou est la requin
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# that was my next question
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# it comes up surprisingly often
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# i should just type it randomly then
and add it to my auto complete
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# sadly it is on my auto complete XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# sounds reasonable
/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Well....
I just hope this creature doesn't actually exist.

Click for big
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# On a related note...
One of my older creations

Click for big
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hehe: Stephaned Flanders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ha! also
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# a bumhole at both ends?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Unfortunatly this creature has no head
just two asses
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# tough day at the office
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I know how he feels
:D
(randomscally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# awesome as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# That's really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking excellent.

WOO TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Simon found Jesus the crucifixion tedious however Cheryl loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I love his sandals....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Woo!
You're through to the next round
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN IN APRIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# you cunt my dad was killed by a horse bite
But have a Woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I'm gonna buy a horse
and call it Jeremy! :D
(randomscally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hmmmm.... You know, buying a horse is a big investment.
buying a horse is a big investment.Owning one takes a lot of time and money but it does have so many great memorable rewards. Before you buy a horse you should make sure you have found one that fits your personality and other possible riders and is suitable for what you want to do. There are a lot of pitfalls that may not only be expensive but heartbreaking. Find the right horse and you can have a long happy relationship. If you do buy a horse Jeremy is the perfect name.

Good luck.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I was just going to buy one and let it run free in my house..
I got it a litter tray and everything! :D
(randomscally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Litter tray? Why not train it to use the toilet?
If Princess Anne can do it so can your horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Prince Charles managed to house train his horse
then married her
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# On the subject of domestic horses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=teHfyby_veU

(sadly now glue/cat food I believe)
(Banjo Legs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# in ar harts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzyifVNUTs
(Fingers of Fudge, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)
# This wins the universe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I GET A TUMMY ACHE IN MY BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck is THAT?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# haha I need a pooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *unlimbers metal tea tray*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I thought it would never get worse
I'm so fucking glad I was wrong.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# It's official.....
....you're mad.

But in a brilliant way.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Have some pretty princesses :3
(Kimbo, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ummmm, I think I'll remain a principality thanks all the same!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# And I don't want to be
a country.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# these are nice
ill take the one in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# would, would and would
:D
(randomscally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# All at once
or one at a time?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I have 3 cocks...
so all at the same time! :)
(randomscally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)

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