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# carfeul now lizzy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# haha
She looked scared of the black stuff. Maybe she has experienced Guiness-Arse before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# probably
she does seem to walk like she has guinness-arse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# she's experienced Phillips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# are you suggesting that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh
engage in poop-play?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# POW Right in the royal shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# "Does one fancy kicking ones back doors in tonight, Phillip?"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Pfffft
Also, what Hedonist said down there v
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
I'd muchly appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# As Read by Fred the Shred in Bed with a girl called Ed(wina)*
*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# SWEATING LIKE KEN CLARKE ON FIVE LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# NOW WITH 50% LESS SUPERINJUNCTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# SEE YOU AFTER THE RAPTURE, SINNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Is that a serious rapture?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Something about Kate Bush
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Causing Pilot Whales to Commit Mass Suicide since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Beached az.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# there's no picture!



....oh wait, you can't punch yourself, ...or can you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Stop hitting yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# bum cleavage!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# B3TA Newsletter, brought to you by mild rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Rape-ture?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm animating the puppy:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# What a trooper!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# O_0
She has a look of steely determination on her face. What a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Pony's day trip ruined by rail staff
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
The Rapture sack their marketing team for not scheduling the release of their new album for Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# FREE IMF KAMASUTRA GUIDE FOR EVERY READER!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Dominique Strauss-Kahn claims he was attempting rapture, not rape
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Queen visits Guiness factory for a pint of the black stuff
Prince Phillip mortified
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR...TRADE ACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUN WITH STRAUSS KAHN
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Putting cows on the M25 since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Putting Cowes on the B3325 since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Oah Oh, Babushka Babushka Babushka Oah Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# oh you massive bastard
*earworm well and truly burrowed in*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# yeh - me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# fucker
now it's all I can hear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Manamanah
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# PLOT OF TERMINATOR 5 SPOILED BY REAL LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# NOT AS SERIOUS AS OTHER TYPES OF NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I ate a bad crab and can no longer retain anything.
This is not a subject line suggestion, but I am going home, vomiting.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Was it a paedo crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# PEDANTICHRIST HAS GOT CRABS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# AND HE EATS THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# WITH HIS MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# If he's not careful, he'll wake up with a furry tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Phwoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Containing the truth about the connection between Arnie's kid and the end of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# some types of rapture are not as serious as other types of rapture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# more nazi love than Lars von Trier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Now containing 50% more 'VAG CREAM'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Oh yeah, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# smuggled in to Dominique Strauss-Khan via his lawyer's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Rapture occurring at 6pm in each time zone
God possibly not as omnipresent as previously suggested
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Samoa gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hasta la vista, illegitimate baby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :D
so simple but so effective.
or is that another twat you read? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# nope, all mine that one :)
/well, I've not heard it from anywhere else, but it's so obvious, I can't be the only one to have said it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hasta la bastard
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# preparing our Rapture viral videos
like the internet spastics we are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is Shit. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# never
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ Not what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Today's Filtad Birthdays is Shit. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# trolling when you only post a few times a year is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This is why
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Calling someone a troll because they post less than you and have a differing opinion is shit, give it up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ^ for the love of god, what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I've just been looking through all the images that you have posted...
* Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Thanks, not posted any images for a while, but I can knock you out a filtered photo if you like?
I don't have to be a butcher to know when meat's gone off.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You have a phot of some meat that has gone off...
and you can filter it???

That would be great, as I would love to learn from a master.

Thank you in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Who said I was a master? Don't be such an oversensitive, mardy cow.
Yes, I could throw a picture of some meat that's gone off through a filter and post it on here if I wanted. I choose not to though. It's not its birthday for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Seriously?
With all the classic photos we're bound to have from tomorrow's rapture?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I have some nice long exposure shots of people floating to heaven planned
and the angel pics will be making a return
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Nun upskirts!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# 100% better than monk upskirts fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# this^
either that or rename this site Fl1ckr
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ^ oh please, this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# We're all DOOMED
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Something to read when you're left behind by the Rapture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Warning - contains L.A. Noire spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Chaka Kahn, Chaka Kahn, Chaka Chaka...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Rob Manuel went on holiday and all we got was this lousy newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Heartier than a full English breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Wishing Jade Goody a happy birthday
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Too soon man too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# REPENT YOUR SINS
We offer a special 24hr service
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Rape, cows and lovechildren... sounds like a shopping list for a good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# that reminds me of a good t-shirt I saw
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms - Who is bringing the Chip Dip?

(de-ris)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Railtrack don't love horses despite them being the best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Lamb Chop, Chicken Fajita, Here's your weekly dose of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Awarded to rapists for good behavior
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Love In Bruges

Caught the last 40mins of Moulin Rouge and thought it was utter piffle. Even for a musical.
I'd rather watch Xanadu again. At least that's funny, even if its not meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Great film..
It nearly slipped by me nut a friend told me to watch it on pain of death.
corking line after corking line.
Edit* In Bruges that is.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I think I must be the only person in the world who thought In Bruges was nothing special
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# No, there is a small village in Botswana who also feel like you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Long corners, short corners...what the hells the difference when your heads blown off?


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Don't forget the infinite sequels
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# or sequels
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# or sequins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# *Sequestrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# *squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# that's what i said
:p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal rumble with gloves on

Thanks Damocles for the inspiration when i was checking for binduns
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Nicely!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Because the opposite gender from love is glove
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I think the brief is that the film changes it's appeal to the opposite gender ie a Lads movie becomes a Girl flick
and vice versa. So Dirty Harry might well become *Dirty Dancing Harry.

*please have that as a free suggestion if anybody wants it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I interpreted that
as "Leave the title intact," but I guess it didn't matter. No big.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There's very few chick flicks that can have their names re-interpreted as anything other than porn
without at least changing the name a tiny bit
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# It's no less tenuous than just about every other entry
:p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Indeed!
This is no personal jab, mind.

I'm just grumpy at the plumbers who changed my kitchen into a warzone these past 4 hours of my day off and they are still going at it.
And I have to use the toilet and there's no water.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# You got a big bottle near you?
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# just shit in their van
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# SHITINTHEVAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# David Haye
is not a real boxer.

Clicks away
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I tend to agree
But every film needs comic relief :p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# ^ NICE!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers Mr. Bloke!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# meep!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# 'nings
You, sir, are a star :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# She's gonna get dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Ninj you're too slow it's a bindun already ;)
good work though, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Has anyone heard of the golfing term
"it's a Sally gunnel"
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# For the unenlightened
A Sally Gunnell
EDIT: I didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
That's brilliant!

Sorry, have a pea by way of recompense for my stupidity:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Is it?
Lord Manley for shame
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I know.
I should be better than this.

I am better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# We are not cross,
we are just disappointed.,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# You know where the Nawty Step is please take your position :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Wait, I have a new image:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# this
after careful studying of the image
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# *squints*
Edit: Nup, still can't read it. What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# 404
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh shit, that was not very brilliant though.
I blame Jonas.

Erm, this was meant to be for Q4nobody.co.uk and I am too busy to make anything. I'll dig out a CDC and pop it in there.

Sorry all!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# reposting twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# you'd be the first to say it...

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I lol'd too much at this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# So that's what Hamtoucher means? I always thought it was a random insult invented on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# No, I invented it outside of b3ta.
I can explain if you actually need to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# that's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here's a similar picture i made
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# A fair point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I've had this really excellent idea
but I'm damned if I can make it look good in Photoshop. I'll keep trying, so watch this space...







I'm really sorry for exploiting you all, and I feel quite dirty for doing it

Edit: Well, it worked. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# use pictures
*edit* Oh Sandiette!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# try using a filter
or adding some text that has been stretched or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Post an Image on /board
Read FAQ
Whatareweyourphotoshopbitches
gives us a clue
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# facepalm
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I'm wondering if we can reserve a thread on b3ta now
*Image is Under Construction please refer back and click "I LIKE THIS" at a later time*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I reckon they should reserve a few threads for regular front pagees.
A bit like executive parking close to the entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Happy Toast CEO, Chedge MD, etc.
I get a parking space for my images at the back of the bike shed in the overgrown bushes where the birds shit on my paintwork ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# At least you get one
I have to walk to B3ta.

I think this metaphor is getting out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I'm licking the windows of the free bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# That's no free bus it's two men carrying a sheet of glass
*extends metaphor into a different dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# It's a good job I'm carrying a really long ladder on my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Now I imagine you walking into shot carrying a long ladder
exit stage left, ladder continues past, and finally you enter shot at the other end of the ladder :D

/I need to go to work now so bye bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# From the outside
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I read that as
'wank to B3ta.'
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# oops, typo
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Ask Mediocre for help here -
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
and also
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# See
www.b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1210164 Slva you are naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# you spamming fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# ...
(maninthespoon, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT MOVIE THAT'S FROM?
oops, caps, too lazy to go back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I think...
it the W.C Fields movie The Bank Dick
(maninthespoon, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# cool, thanks!
I'm in the mood for a bit of slapstick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# The Best!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bombs away possums!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# everybody loves a dame
apart from me it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# haha
Dame busters brings a more unpleasant image to mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Things went downhill from the moment he said "One does!"

Thanks to Mofaha for the source
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# yeah saw them from last night
who is she and why is she a meme?
*bandwagons*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# it's just another head swap
and why are any of them memes?...ask gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *dials gayshift hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Thank you for calling, if you know your party's extension, you may enter it now
for mofaha press 1, for ls18 press 2, for llort press 3, for Sea Tramp press 4, for an egg press 5,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *ahem*
or 9, for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# 9
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hello.... would you mind holding?
*plays awful music that breaks up intermittently, making you think you've been disconnected*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ....10 minutes pass:
if you'd like to continue to hold, press 1.
...goodbye

(really happened to me)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# the best one is where you follow all the options trying to get hold of a human, and when you do
"sorry, you'll need the other department, I'll transfer you..."

*click*

*sound of dead line*

Call duration: 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# your call is important to us
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# *puts phone on speaker*
*goes to make tea*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
#
if you'd like to continue to hold, press 1.
...
...
...goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# *hold music stops* *voice comes on the line*
"Hello?"

Oh shit!

*Scalds self*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# *starts having abusive 1 sided conversation to hold music*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# oh I do that
especially back in the day when trying to sort out my account with the bastard student loans company
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ..."you always friggin' put me on hold ya bastards, I bet your're just sat there filing your nails, you heartless b.."
"hello Mr Robinson, thankyou for hol.. I beg your pardon?"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# "Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop"
"I'm sorry madam err... why are you making those noises?"
"Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop... my phone call is important to you. Please wait while I waste your time...Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Doesn't 9
just get you an outside line?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Only if you press it 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# she's been doing the rounds for a while
just another annoying face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I think they only ones I've liked are chicken girl and chump
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I never liked chump much
chicken girl was good. There are plenty I don't mind, but I'm not a fan of the freebase/other guy/this woman's face stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ^yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# freebase just won't die
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Alternate Image Challenge: Mission Impossible Kill Freebase!
Your mission should you choose to accept is to find various Photoshop ways to kill off Freebase this message will be ignored in 10... 9... 8...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# i nearly killed freebase, but via facebook rather than photoshop
i've found the other guy's facebook from pbase, but i've not messaged him yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# she reminds me a bit of Jonn from out of Ned's Atomic Dustbin
ideally she should vibrate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# see Spunky's post below...

edit/ oh, you have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Some nice work on the boobage, I thought
Hope you're well, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Fair to middlin'
But it is Friday and have a night of playing PS3 with my brother lined up, so the future looks drunk.

How's yersel'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah not bad
looking at a weekend of running around Lahndan trying to find a location to shoot a short norks-filled lesbian dominatrix grindhouse zombie movie

maybe a bit of gardening
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# What a great weekend ahead!
Especially the gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# that's the bit I'm most looking forward to
you should see my vegetable patch :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I am fed up of spring greens
I seem to have managed to create a never-ending supply in half a square meter.
My radishes are impressive and the strawberries are ripening already.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I've got 7 potatoes growing in my row of peas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ^
last year's potatoes are determined to make a mockery of my carefully planted rows :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hehehe!
Morning Q!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Morning Sir
The eldest is learning the kata at the minute. Plus his side-kick, front-kick, ROUNDHOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Side kick's my fave :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Needs more vibrations
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# fix'd
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Vibratoboobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# the best kind of boobs
they make for an awesome STW
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
he can't keep his eyes of them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hehehe!
Mornin' Joe!

How's your goodself?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# 6/10
needs more 24-hour garage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
#
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Todays Tim Vi... Flea!
Morning!



p.s. The old jokes from the 2002 batch stopped on the 11th, sorry Vine fans. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Boo!
Reposting Tim Vine jokes is a noble and honoured tradition on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Morning Mmmmmvvvvveeeeeeeee! :D 'Nigles everyone!
Hmmmm - it was my b3ta birthday yesterday but today my profile says I am 2 years, 0 months and 0 days. Does this mean I have now lost a day???

Shouldn't I now be 2 years, 0 months, 1 day?
Still - plus side: I'm a day younger than I thought I was!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Nigles Jane
I think it's a weird b3ta thing - your b3ta day seems to happen on x years 11 months 31 days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# isn't it the day you signed up is your b3taday..
and you couldn't post till the day after?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# probably
but doesn't it depend on when in the week you sign up? ie. signing up on Wednesday - you have to wait until the following Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# it is odd
I'd have thought that candle day would be on 0 months/0 days.

Yes, I think it's the day you sign up....
but anyway, it's not important. tanx.

Just chatting :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# 'ningles miss
I signed up on a whim and then didn't post for a few months so my b3taday always used to come as a bit of a surprise because in my mind I used to think of it from the time I started posting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Yey!
see below for Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] <hides>
(acidgiant, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# never dreamed of it myself
but it would be unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] somebody asked me to do this for them
i'll just drop it here, if you don't mind

edit - fuck it, i might as well compo it too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Erm and why comp it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# women love the Screech
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# a babe magnet, one might say
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:54, archived)
# *runs in*
Did someone call a woman? I is here!

Eurgh screech! Yuk!

*confirms women don't like screech*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# *requests funding to do further research*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# *lifts up shirt*
*jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# *researches*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# *publishes results*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# you're right
i've seen the film...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# this is my new favourite one of these
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# yay!

not being precious, just pleased (smug) with the high praise
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# haha I might make a psn version :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Is this a JJ Abrams film?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Needs even more lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# You want nuts on that?
(acidgiant, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# *teabags*
That's really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# That's a bit flaky.
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:54, archived)
# What... you mean like a lady-boy?

EDIT: and where is todays flea joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:57, archived)
# here
www.murraysworld.com/forum/chit-chat/tim-vine-jokes/

    .

          .


(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oh, is that where they come from....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
#


etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# *cough*fuckeditup*cough*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# *cough*fixeditup*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Do fleas go boing? Or do they ping?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Poing
NING FWM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Vey, very neat!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Aw
I love this. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Haha, top shop
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# if you like it you should have put a flake in it
lalalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry


Click for bigger (276 kb)
(goatsy open wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:58, archived)
# "A powerfull suspense taste"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Followed by:

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:26, archived)
# :)
* Starts singing..
♫ AND ALL THAT JIZZ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2pArGnXJ8
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:36, archived)
# No thank you...
* I am listening to Joe Cocker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:42, archived)
# nice
just listened to summer in the city
not quite the original, but still good
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Surely this should be an R18 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# needs more gargling
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# So todays Birthday 'VAG CREAM' is....
Michaela McManus
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:22, archived)
#


Other Birthdays today: Joe Corker and Sasha Azevedo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:22, archived)
# i'm very pleased to see you've adopted the new term
ning wb!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Ning Real
It had to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:11, archived)
# You should have done
Cher
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
# never thought i'd ever hear someone say that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:54, archived)
# I did but she looked shit!


* No change there then...

Ning Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:57, archived)
# looks unshopped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:27, archived)
# She is chiseled out of plastic, that's why...

NING Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:31, archived)
# haha such a versatile face
Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Wouldn't
Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't
Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:37, archived)
# You're in denial
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:41, archived)
# But
I've never been to Egypt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Did you make her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I'll ask her.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# :D
* Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# oh go on admit you would give her a stir
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
#
Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't
Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't Wouldn't



might.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Blame Adobe
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Mooorning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:06, archived)
# NIng
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Vag cream hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Matty73, Fri 20 May 2011, 5:05, archived)
# That's a ballsy image, but I like it!
I do!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll kill you last. maybe tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:09, archived)
# hahaha
nicely... no match for me though

photoshopped gun.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:13, archived)
# i see your gordonator
and i raise* you a howzinator

*may not be a raise
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:43, archived)
# your butt's see-through btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:45, archived)
# Good.
Very good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:28, archived)
# tq
i was started on something else, but i ended up with this :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, made this one a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 May 2011, 3:15, archived)
# He's having trouble with a nasty bill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 20 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# *giggles uncontrolably*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# ngggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 3:44, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 May 2011, 3:49, archived)
# The bird is the word!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Oh god, don't get me started.
There are children on this street trying to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Sesame Street?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZmhBi-1gec
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 May 2011, 5:34, archived)
# everybody knows that the bird is the word
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Grease.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 4:53, archived)
# bastard!
as soon as i read that i got an earworm
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 20 May 2011, 7:39, archived)
# A love story
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 6:28, archived)

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