b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39650 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Maybe it's Memebeline!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# LOLreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# ^^ hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fits a treat that matey!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
#
Would Have.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# oh hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Bastard!


My webcomic
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# clicked hard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Well - that's what the copper's getting done for, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah...
I was a bit dubious about the taste of this one myself... Ach well.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Doesn't taste too bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Om nom nom.
I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# there's
a whole lot of clicking going on....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] bang and the gook is gone
(grotpig, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *slow hand clap*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Is this really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Fuck off, there's a good chap.
there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah, probably best to leave that pic alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Is this one allowed?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Aha. Ahahaha. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I feel really awful for doing this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I don't care. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# yes
as is the one above, bad picture or not
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# yes
clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# This is disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# This is most definitely allowed *properlols*
there is a double standard on b3ta and this proves the exception to the oft-touted rules of course the cilit bang image is just plain shit but people aren't picking it up on that factor just the image he used.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Grotpig's subject line irritated me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Oops I didn't even read that :( Now that's truly fucked up!
please excuse me I'm still a bit tired.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# As it did me.
I wouldn't have given two shits otherwise, but it was a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Same here
I'd've just went "meh" if it wasn't for the added racism
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I was offended by the quality of it and the subject line as much as the use of the image
All packaged together it seemed out of place on B3ta (the old B3ta at least). I trust you've been guiding the ship well? Or at least paddling with one leg out the side ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10451204
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Post numbers that long still freak me out,
I used to read every message, now they're like meeting times. 10:45 to 12:04 (bring a snack)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i really laughed
even tough i know its wrong. i have a hard time myself touching those pictures and feel bad afterwards but still this is great.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Spot on there old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Hippo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Too soon!


Is it wrong that I'm more annoyed that the spray image has been flipped so the label is wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ^What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I really don't like this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Question of the Week - Gentlemen (and Ladies), start your engines
Help us choose the new Question of the Week, picked from the finest minds B3TA has to offer on our Suggestions Board:

Choose from:

* Horrible things I've done to the one I love: You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason

* If only they new: In which the B3tan who suggested this recounts a charming story of nipping out a length whilst conducting an important business phone call

* Humiliation trying to impress someone: Ronseal

* Why I hate the Government: Hate the Tories? RIGHT ON! But also tell us about your local council's wankery and brushes with official bureaucracy, and God help us if Richard Littlejohn ever finds this page

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

Poll closes when I feel like it
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Seeing all 4 of those together
they look like chapters in Gordon Brown's autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Good call :o)
EDIT or if you sub in Ian Hislop for the government, it would be Angus Deayton.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Votes +1
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# 10 years eh?
b3ta's official annivsary can't be far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as 2
then I'd still be in my 20s
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# In Internet Years it's more like 200
but you can always be in your 20's here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^ this
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# 16/f/bicurious
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# /autospluff
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# No 'School Holidays'?
That was the best suggestion...

Alright. If only they knew it is then....
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# My AV voting this week:
1. Why I hate the Gov.
2. Horrible things
3. If only they knew
4. Humiliation
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Who the hell is Justin Bieber?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# It's what is a Bieber?
Not who
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# he's just this guy
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I like horrible things
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# People
Is someonetrying to make a joke at my expense by making the next QOTW a mini Ten O Clock Live "Haha, I read the Guardian" love in?
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Oh, I hadn't thought of that
*votes for "Why I hate The Torries" eleventy one times*

Also, Credence is a lefty hippy band, put something by one of those great right-wing bands in your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# the QOTW is pretty open ended
if the gov one wins feel free to answer why you hated the last gov - or even a story about wanking off a gnome
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Thank you Sir
:-)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I can't tell the gnome story
He got a super injunction.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# RIP Robin Cook
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Robin Cook's dead?
Say it isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# The finest Government gnome of a generation
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# lolotics


previouser

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Morning sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Good Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# filth!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
Look very like the Sex-box from this angle? Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Mornin' FluffBomb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Alright Gorgeous? How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Fine ta muchly!
You? How's Mrs M :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
How about a little dirtbox speedway?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Ah, yes - the old Fox News / BBC conundrum.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
or summit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I think it was on here that someone pointed out that Rambo III is dedicated to
The Brave Freedom Fighters Of Afghanistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha oh yes
and don't mention the Contras , Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# oooh contoversialols!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# "The difference between a weed and a flower is judgement?"
My 5 year old asked me "who were the baddies in the war?" - I had to say "The war was the baddy", then continued to give him a verse of: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5BYEOQYLo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# good answer that man
people like you should have more kids, we need more sanity to tip the balance

there's a good Jon Ronson book out at the mo which is probably one of the best i've seen in the mainstream about the mentality of those at the top ( Alan Watt wrote a good one too).
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *Wipes tear* Ronson is a smart man
My wife's grandfather served as a chief engineer in WWII and told me many stories. His main point was that War was started by old rich men, fought by young poor men and settled by the old rich men, who become richer as a result?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha
the cheeky little scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# "Cock fresh" is a wonderful phrase.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Blowin' in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# "How many layers, must a man lay down"
"before you can call him a qualified flash designer?"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# The answer my friend is...

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Woo to your work, boo to Bob Dylan.
Cracking lyricist, utterly, utterly crap musician. His songs are invariably better done by other people.

I have spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# That's exactly the same opinion my missus holds.
Needless to say, you are both wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# It's exactly the opinion that I used to hold.
Things have changed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I think you'll find, actually, Sir,
that it is YOU who are wrong.

YOU.

Good day!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Woo to you and thank you sir, but I love the Dylan myself
Spent many of my old Uni days smokin' and trying to learn his insane lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# wow
i couldnt agree more! his songs are pretty good just not when he performs them myself.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Surreal sentences FTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ahaha
what a load of horse shit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^ this.
Brutally hard.

Edit: See also John fucking Lennon.
Edit Edit: Well, not in the covers sense, but - oh, you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I wouldn't say utterly crap
but yes, his songs are mostly done better by others
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# He sounds like a stoned bee trapped in a box with Ringo on guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Must be Santa is awesome though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Superb Q!!
*Clickerty click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Cheers brother
*Await's the daily Ninj submissions* O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Struggling today mate :(
My hummus is at an all time low...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# you clever bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers
A great honour from such a talented bugger as yerself
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Dear gods he looks like Charlie Sheen there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# But Charlie Sheen has never had white hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# He does in Toy Story.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Chocolate Spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# What a waste!
I'd have taken heavy artillery!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Pfffft
Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I'm repurposing an old 'gottle of geer' puppet (Hamleys, circa 1966)
Can you tell who it is yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Is it Donald Trump?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Arthur Scargill.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Bob Monkhouse
(the ghost of..)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Idi Amin?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
I was going to make a ridiculous answer, but then I saw yours and decided there was no point, but then I then thought 'well maybe if I give an even more ridiculous suggestion' then after a few seconds I realised I was sat here trying to think of things more ridiculous than comparing idi amin to a puppet and the whole thing just fell apart

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Reginald Maudlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Cheryl Cole?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Close
His little legs *can* stretch all the way back behind his ears
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# oh, is it Louis Walsh?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# no
that's where his little head can stretch all the way down between his knees
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# *sings in lovely, jaaarrrzz-style voice*
I'm going to crawl up inside you and die ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fV9_dQq6zA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Maddie?
You've had her all along!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Elton John?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Timmy Mallett!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ant or Dec?
Great repurposing!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Ryan Giggs' lawyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# he's loverly
wood/would

Im making a Hp Lovercraft puppet at the mo, trying to make real clothes on the sowing machine. its not going well

where's the little chaps body?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I have to rebuild that
I'm on the scrounge for ickle kiddies suits
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# there's some neat
cut out templates for suits and jackets on line, and you could get some natty fabric to suit his tastes if you'r handy with a sowing machine. he'd look great in some light beige plaid
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# That he would
I can sew, but I like exercising my hunter-gatherer skills
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Going by the eyes, I'd say Michael Gove.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Bob Mortimer?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A standard b3ta service:


Click for bigger (68 kb)
(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# That's kwality!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Kahwalitee, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# arf
proofreader lolz
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Aces!
But can you make it 'zing' a bit more.

It needs to be funky but professional
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Joanna Lumley is Catwoman

Inspired by the shitty bloody DVD I just won in the local paper. I was expecting 1992 vintage Michelle Pfieffer, and got some old hag blithering about sodding pets. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# 4/10
needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Ahaha
Purple link is purple for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# It's some kind of karmic perv thing at work...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
With apologies to all porridge wogs.

Click here for biggerer. No time wasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahaa
'Blurter'

click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# It's true, there are no Scottish women
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
*knows*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# and apparently he can say that
because he is Scottish.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I have a semi-Scottish name
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I have a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I have a Scot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Do they come loose?
I've only got 4p.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I'll send you a couple from my box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha. Nice.
Hope you don't mind me slipping this in here...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha - your stuff is nuts, Moley.
Really nuts. I think you're genuinely a little bit deranged.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# What's so nuts about wanting a well behaved wolf?
I'm a little confused by your comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I think I love her
and I also concur that you're mental. Just the right amount of mental, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# a ha ha ha! what the shuddering fuck? :)
utterly brilliant and bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)
# I don't know which bit I love the most.
Yes I do. It's the tache.
(I helped save b3ta! ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Am I the only one to feel a tingly sensation in my pants when I look at her/him?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I loved this back in '09 and it still one of my favourite pictures
 
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)
# The fact you got the idea from a real story
makes it braw!

you racist, you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I've been in Glasgow this week
I saw many, MANY utterly gorgeous women. TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ah yes, there ARE a lot of English students at Glasgow uni now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Reminds me of the classic Viz Top Tip
Fat ugly lasses: become relatively slimmer and more attractive by moving north.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# hehe
they were all in the departure lounge of Glasgow airport - going home!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I quite believe it.
I once married one.

Oh wait, utterly gorgeous, scrub that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sadly I fear the patrons of the Sportsman in Birmingham need this product far more than the Scotchmen it's aimed at
A mate showed me this the other day, it's not for the faint-hearted

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# fuckinell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I thought he was joking when he told me about the man who ate lightbulbs
and demanded to see it for myself

now I really wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# not sure about it being a tough pub
but it's certainly one of our strangest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# the 20th Century appears to have almost entirely passed them by
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It would sell like hot shart cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] all the cool kids use it...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# this thread seems to be about teeth so ill just rape it


Click for bigger (310 kb)

I'm not sure if this counts as my own material since my company filmed it but I am currently editing this nasty fucker and I just had to share it with the world since I'm currently puking my guts out. being an editor sucks with such footage
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# is that a human lamprey?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# soundsl like a direct to video sequal
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# tgmtrfh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Teefs! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# snarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# it looks pretty sad on the before picture
so im glad it got it's teeth made :)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this should win!


* Real Photo - Check
* Meme - Check
* TOAP - Check
* Seams - Check
* Funny - Check
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ris? - check
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ^I'm with the delighted heated bread product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# who is the asian guy
and whats with his glasses. is that Sega's VR glasses they had in the 90s?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# It you, you fool!
Oh, the othr guy? He is a little 00 guage figure from my train set.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# A Battle of Wills


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Fisticuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (33 kb)
(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Awww. I wanted to be the first to do a smug one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# In which case I hope I did it justice
(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# arf!
Got a shiny new PC the other day, wayhey!

edit: ah, new compo, looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# It's a real gamechanger...
...now that this particular piece of technology which has been around for a while, is now twice as expensive and has an Apple logo on it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll roast this here

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
#
comparethemerkins.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# real memes!
i could go for the pouch, the fur looks cosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# * Trys out number 2

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Ann Summers actually ran a campaign like this.
Not for very long mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# :D
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Brilliant.
I've always thought it was a strange, darkly ironic name for the product. Like calling a book "Rainforest" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A sneaky pea
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] And again.... I guess?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
# ^ Lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Yes
I assumed that was the point? ha hs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
# It exists
And t's a lovely pint.

www.oakleafbrewing.co.uk/special.htm
(Pugwash, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely,
I'll add my Q&D here to reduce thread rush
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha


The alternative way to crack a Brazil nut.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Aces!
But is it made from carbon fibre?
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# This is excellent.
And contains massive quantities of clickabilty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Woo yay
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Source?
Please PM me the source of this as I actually rather fancy one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# here you go
www.momoy.com/2009/06/07/trendy-and-space-saving-firewood-holder-by-ak47-design/

For all your Hoxton-wank firewood-based furniture needs.

Lose points for describing your own products as 'trendy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Sorry to sound like a pendantic sod...
but are you thinking of 'kindling'? Only because I've never heard the word kindle to mean 'firewood'.
(I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] *Sniff* *Sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# scampi & lemon NikNaks were advertised this way in Viz
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha that's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
# ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Oh very good!
Excellent work fine sir!
(2guys1book, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
#
brilliant!
(jibberish, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] There was a challenge suggestion that didn't quite make it a while back to use the completely unusable stock photos in some way
Now that we work for b3ta enterprises, perhaps this is the ideal time to revive the idea?


www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] My very first post on b3ta was an advert


(And things haven't got much better from that...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Get some. Right?

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
# 'ning chumpers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Ning Token Reply!
Have a Fiona Bruce Forsyth...

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# aroused and feared at the same time
this is too early for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Scary
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds