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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# He is....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Lizard skin jacket
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# heheh...
yup!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] So, I'm shit at drawing on paper.
Turns out I'm a LOT better (but still bad) at drawing in Photoshop.




I don't suppose anyone is particularly interested in my feeble attempts to raise my artistic talent above that of a 5-year old, so have a joke for the compo as well. It's in old-school 280px.





(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Wah Nay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous compo related pea...


...and your drawing's fine. That Jawa is an incredible likeness.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
That was me. I took it out of the university library and drew a cdc on the back page.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# They've been a bit quiet of late...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# ARGH!
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Good old traditions revived
*bakes scones, readies maypole*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# that's not a maypole
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *runs screaming*
     T E H      F E A R!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^ T H I S ! ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
#


/obligitory
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Haha
[edit] and happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Haha :D
Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha! perfect :D
Happy b3tday too :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ARGH! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Nice :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# They were responsible for ruining the prequels...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# What prequels?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Product recall on Man v1.0
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *remembers south park episode where they poo out their mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# dey tuk er jerbs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# DURKA DURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# derp dee derp derp Rob Schneider is the da Derp dee derp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha yes
have you been following the recent series?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# dunt geddit.
edit:*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# bumhole! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hee.
God designed my bumhole in his own image, so I am told.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# or Mono's bumhole
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# everyone needs a bumhole
some people have to make new ones
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# he didnt give the woman any elbows?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# And the archetypal man is Kramer from Seinfeld
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# it all looks like a fabulous start for the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
For some reason, the man has a belly button as well.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# also you get aids from eating/fucking version 0.8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Have a pea


Edit: yes, I am single, strangely.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
GODCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I figured that if he were inventing them
he'd make his the biggest.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
*sexist*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# what would man do without anal sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# it's not all it's cracked up to be..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I have to say, I was very disappointed when I clicked...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Sneaky bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# You are still dangerous.
But you can be my wingman any time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# have you changed your name or something
i don't remember anyone on here going by "michael ellis"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I bet all 69 were written by Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Oh.
Ok.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# James Spader?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ???


(Kamsky, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# whaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ^this with fucking great bells and whistles on it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# don't know what's going on here
but that makes it all the better :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
imageimageimage
(Kamsky, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# aww that's much lubblier :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
imageimageimageimageimageimage
(Kamsky, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# the lubbliness has overwhelmed me :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I have a feeling
this may not end well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# But I still need it - tell it to come back in a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *Lovingly gooses the makers of adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Adblock was my idea you know?
They stole it from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Those damn dirty apes!
*bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# *office lollage*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# CWNCER?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# beg pardon?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
# My mistake :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
#






bored now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I like how my firefuck window has broken that in to
ANAL
LEAK
AGE

The age of anal leaks, like the age of aquarius only messier.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Huh, my firefuck window seems to get the whole thing in.
Must be a sign of the times, or different screen dimensions.

Also I hope someone produces that. Destined for #1, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# No no no no
I just took the links to the existing letters in the OP

Please let's not start posting wacky text generated from other websites, I beg of thee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# i was going to do that
then lazyness got the better of me
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
#


(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Well I like it.
Look at his little eyes. Look at them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ASIAN SEA CALF WAN
TS YOUR LIVER
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# number eight BUUURRRRP
number eight BUUURRRRP
number eight BUUURRRRP
number eight BUUURRRRP
number eight BUUURRRRP
number eight BUUURRRRP
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Asian whale wants our river?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
#
(Kamsky, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
#

image
(Kamsky, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# oh yay! it's like geocities!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)
# am I doing this right?
(ooooooooph, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *Warning: may contain poo*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# NINGNINJ!
poo nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Ning Wobbly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Christ!
That's truly fear-inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus!
Mind if I park this pea here for the compo?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# It's steam powered.
(gijoel, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I
err
very nice, Ninj.
I think I'm going to go... over here... for a while...
(:P)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# gets out hammer
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Your gif skills are improving sir . . . now . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# haha
what an angry lunk!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The leisure shoe for those who don't want to flop in life
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# 7.5
Didn't like the dismount.

I can only flip at the moment. Left the flop at a friend's house 90 miles away. THEY COST ME ALL OF £2!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Maybe you could flip all the way there
then flop back?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# 90 miles?!
That's like... far away! Let the flop come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# but she did it with pike :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Did she?
Dirty bitch. Does his mother know?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# yes, but he wouldn't tell her her name ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Quality use of the horse font there!
Where did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# comes with paintnet
my only means of making crap pics :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Really?
I use paint.net - a fine piece of software. Never seen this font though - is it an add-on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# no it was just there
font is called Frosby
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Mums are always right...


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# proper lols.
bloody hand is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# He looks like he deserved it. Shifty bastard
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Teacycler
The girly was re-used from an existing pic of mine. Pshh - as if i'd spend a week on a b3ta pic!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# this is the most time ive ever spent messing with the standard max teapot primitive :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
O hai popular teapot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Melitta_teapot.png (the actual original teapot from 1975)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# this is awesome!!! Click!
I wish I could do that.

*wants afternoon tea and scones*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# then you need the SCONECYCLER!
Just induce vomiting, and enjoy the scone-y goodness all over again!

*applies for patent*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
#
*declines offer*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# woosome
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Aha!
*patents*
also, Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Clickty click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I admire this rendered maid and her pink appliance.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha, endless tea, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Sorry love, I don't tip.
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# This for the motherfucking win
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Very, very nice!
* Clicks

(did it take you long to clean the jiz off that existing pic of yours?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ..... really?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# It was a heart, not jizz!
cghub.com/images/view/14210/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Phwoor...
(that one has jiz on it now!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# *crosses out 'that one', but doesnt know the code to do so and replaces it with 'your screen'*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# <s> text </s>
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Utah-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# i need one of those
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Wasting? On tea?!
Wasting money on tea?! No such thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Bravo
Most innovative use of the teapot primitive I've ever seen. Congrats.
(mofoitk Vulcanising the whoopie stick in the ham wallet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I'll have one of each
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# bloody hell taters
you talented twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Crucial design flaws
A telephone by apple.

(pucamor Ah g'wan!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# top shop!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Oh, go on then
Burtons!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^ needs more Arcadia Group Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Ahsum.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I wrote a reply and then both your comment and my reply has disappeared
Can you see it? has b3ta gone mental or did GOD get involved.....?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# na I just deleted my comment, didn't see yours

as I can't be arsed with the omg god is real rubbish that it would churn up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# fair enough
I was only going to post this:

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3

hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
# dude, that's my dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# is this the second coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Well fucking done
You win b3tian of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# that looks surprisingly bulky and nastily designed
compared to my lovely new samsung galaxy II
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I was fannying about with one of those the other week
they're really f**kin' thin, made my htc feel like a brick :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I think they recycle old phones by sending them to african villages as building bricks
Give a man an iPhone and he will be smug for a week, send him 1000 and he'll build a house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I love my HTC
it is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)
# no image stabilising, crap battery life...but other than that it's peachy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Desire HD?
If so, how's your GPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I very much like my N8
with it's 12mp pics :)

I'm not bothered about interwebs on my phone as I work from home.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I had a Sony Satio with 12mp camera
Lovely camera... absolute shite phone
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Geriatric Prolapse Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Gangreen Penile Septicemia
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Desire S
No probs with mine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# A mate of mine just got the Xperia Play.
It's quite good ashally.

But, I'll stick with my trusty phone

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# very much "mobile" phone!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Tuesday, bloody Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Still would regardless of bottom burps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Get in line, sunshine
line, sunshine THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# BACK OF THE VAN BACK OF THE VAN
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I'm willing to share
and film said sharing to be posted on the internets at a premium price per view
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Skinny Bitch
her, not you, you may be skinny and/or a bitch. I wouldn't know.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Haha!
Happy candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# but I love my iPhone!
well, it's not really mine, my company lets me have and hold and use it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (367 kb)
(CjR Mix, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I bet the NotW intercepted the original Titanic SOS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# *deletes SOS message*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# superbly done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Nice work!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I'd tag that if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# tag?
sorry, bit of a Noob. Can you enlighten me please squire?
(CjR Mix, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# It means put your name on the picture somewhere
'cos he thinks it will get emailed round/stolen by a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Well, we can pretty much guarantee
the NOTW won't be running it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
he thinks
as it is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Ok
I've done it now. cheers!
(CjR Mix, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Sorry, had w*rk to do
I meant tag it somewhere on the actual pic rather than just the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# no worries Geoff
I's done it now.
(CjR Mix, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# nice work sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Available at all good newsagents
(JackLaidlaw, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.


edit: Actually, what would happen if you did this? Would things explode? Do we have a qualified electrician in the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
damn you got me *fixed*

and there is only one way to find out give it a try
(JackLaidlaw, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# for some reason that's one of the few spelling mistakes i always make
as well as "seperate"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# It's always "definate" with me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# separate always gets me too
as does ocassional

And I do ryting and Inglish and stuv for a lyving
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Etymology can help you out
Separate is memorable because it has the root parare, same as in prepare (to prepare food, by slicing it up) and cheeseparing. Definite comes from finite which comes from finish, so if you can remember not to spell finish with an a, you're alright.

I missed the original image, but if it said payed, there's nothing etymology can do for that one because it's just a fucking irregular verb and the rule makes no sense. Spell it how you like, fight the power.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Ooh, Felix, you're alright by me
I don't care what the others say
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# What do the others say?
*paranoias*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^
good advice

accomodation is one that catches me out a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I just remember it by this rhyme:
"Accommodation,
two c's, two m's,
Is how you write it,
Not with two c's and one m,
Or one c and two m's,
or one c and one m,
Funky chicken."
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I tend to get the shits with simple typos more than anything else
Then again, most of my day involves reading resumes so I guess it comes with the territory.

"Attentino to detail" is the one that annoys the most. The first time it was actually pretty funny. A few hundred times in, I'm not smiling anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# We had someone send in a covering letter saying that they understood what a demeaning position they were applying for
(also someone who, applying for the position of "Digital Marketing Assistant", sent their CV by fax)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I got an "I am an extremely aggressive and determined individial ....with strong intrapersonal communication" the other day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I get quite peevish with seeing people struggle with the word "tongue"

NO IT IS NOT SPELLED "TOUNGE", YOU FUCKTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# It's spelling gone rouge
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
Those goddam rouge traders
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# i saw that exact spelling mistake yesterday
when the flautist next to me had to write in his part "take tounge bar out".

amateurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I almost always write "philosphy".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hey do you know what else is gun about etymology?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Is this a subtle hint that I should shut up before somebody shoots me?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# no, he's posting from JAIL
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)
# i heard that post in a John Bunnell voice
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# No I just wanted to hear your take on things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Oh well sometimes it's entertaining
Look at this old definition for the verb "to troll", for instance:
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/troll_4

Falling out of use, that definition, for some reason.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's an american fishing term - a corruption of "trawl".
Internet trolling also originally came from that meaning as well - to "troll for newbs" on usenet by posting something that an experienced user would quickly disregard but new people would instantly react to.

People talk these days as though it's the ogre type troll rather than the american fishing type troll so I guess etymology is a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Jargon from the ancient past is fun, too.
A typical cottage carder has a single large drum (the swift)
accompanied by a pair of in-feed rollers (nippers), one or more pairs
of worker and stripper rollers, a fancy, and a doffer. In-feed to the
carder is usually accomplished by hand or by conveyor belt and often
the output of the cottage carder is stored as a batt or further
processed into roving and wound into bumps with an accessory bump
winder.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I really don't know what insects have got to do with it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# They can smell decay and lead you to the corpses of gun victims
if you align your mind with their insect ways.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# The interesting thing about giant insects is that if they were constructed the same way as tiny insects they wouldn't be able to stand under their own weight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Or breathe, apparently.
I think this is a volume-to-surface-area thing, since they do it passively through holes instead of pumping.
Could possibly have a really giant flat insect, like a rectangular beetle a mile wide.

In fact it wouldn't even have to be rectangular, I don't know why I said that. Just trying to keep things simple.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I'm sure if it became a necessity in the food chain then nature would find a way
Kind of like how Giant wetas (that red thing is a tomato) have evolved to fill a missing rodent/rabbit gap in the NZ food chain.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Wagh.
I see youtube has a weta Vs. camel spider battle. Weta wins, I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Yeah I don't really see how the camel spider could come back from that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I guess for starters your neighbour would have to be cool with you running up their power bill
and depending on the setup you'd either blow their fuses or you'd need multiple cords running between both houses which could put a strain on your neighbour's kind nature.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Thank you gronkpan, I will talk to my neighbour about this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# please report back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
# He said no.
I think i need to move
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# You'd short your house for sure
You can only go in via your electric oven socket.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Ok how about electric oven socket to electric oven socket?
Would we successfully knock out a substation?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I guess something might happen
Low percentage of any explosion though
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Damn, need to think bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Trying playing domino soldiers with electricity pylons
That oughta work.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Circuit breakers would trip, or something would go bang.
Neighboring houses are usually on different phases. Crosslinking the two is generally a Bad Idea(TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# my parents used to have a generator
after a several day long blackout, and my dad made up a cable that came out the generator and just had a standard 3pin plug that plugged into the wall socket and gave power to the house (although I never saw it working). Apparently an electrician would never recommend you to do it but it worked
(The Director of Directing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# It does work.
Powercuts are relatively common where I live and the standard trick is to have a genny that you plug into a household socket.

Only thing you need to do is switch off the incoming supply otherwise nasty things can happen...
(azgiles, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Yes it'll work.
I've done it - power off in one house, borrow some power from next door.

Just don't forget to unplug it when you turn the power back on. Especially if the two houses just happen to be on different phases.
(azgiles, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:05, archived)
# ^ needs more speelcheque
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# NEW sunday paper you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# SUN THE ON SUNDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Same Sheik, different paper :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Gonna to get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a lame effort I know but ...

It is what it is :)
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Wow, did you design that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# No
Which is why its lame, it's an old joke.
Edit - Image search "chocolate teapot".
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure you've got the hang of this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Seriously...
When did B3ta start to take itself seriously?
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I like your implication that I am b3ta
I might have to get a bigger hat or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# but, but...
You are, aren't you?

*has illusions destroyed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Here you go...
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I shall retire the fez forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# when we all had a meeting and you weren't there.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# October 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# It was that Thursday that did it, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)
# That's right, something had brewed up on the gayshift
that spilled over onto the dayshift and suddenly we were all judgemental fuckers whose first reactions are to jump down every posters' throat, whether we post image ourselves or not, thus discouraging participation.

*breathes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# LOLCHAIRS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ONE THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I nearly lost my last mouthfull of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Oh.
Next you'll be doing image searches for ashtrays on motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ironic posting that man!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# :)
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I don't really think magenta unfunny toap makes this an acceptable post.
go and thing about what you've done and while you're at it, make us all a nice brew.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# ^
milk, no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ok, do you want bits of choc chips in yours too?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# no ta
just a biccie please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# but NOT in that pot ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Foiled
again...
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Harsh, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# yarrr, ning wenches,
now hand over all yer kitty food, ya scurvy sea-dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yar ya scurvey sea dog walk the plank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# hooray for pirate kitties :D
*needs more owl*

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Blimey he doesn't half look miffed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Help me with the newsletter - it's issue 486 - and I'd like you to try and write some nerdy jokes about 486 proccessors
if you think that's possible that is.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Inconceivable
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
# ^^ that
if only because I have no fucking idea what this is so I feel excluded.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# The Intel 80486 microprocessor
The Intel 80486 microprocessor (alias i486 or Intel486) was a higher performance follow up on the Intel 80386. Introduced in 1989, it was the first tightly[1] pipelined x86 design as well as the first x86 chip to use more than a million transistors, due to a large on-chip cache and an integrated floating point unit. It represents a fourth generation of binary compatible CPUs since the original 8086 of 1978.

A 50 MHz 80486 executed around 40 million instructions per second on average and was able to reach 50 MIPS peak.

The i486 was without the usual 80-prefix because of a court ruling that prohibited trademarking numbers (such as 80486). Later, with the introduction of the Pentium brand, Intel began branding its chips with words rather than numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# So get writing some jokes about that then, freddy ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh? wut?
tl:dr and also zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry whut? fell asleep again.

ok - will try.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Awwww
*hugs*
C'mere, poppet...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Why did the 486 cross the road?
To catch the Local Bus

I just made this joke up, amazing, huh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
# When is a 486 not a 486?
When it's a Pentium
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
# How many 486s does it take to change a lightbulb?
486
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:23, archived)
# A 486 walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the tightly coupled pipelining?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:25, archived)
# semi mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# *offers sponge*
Not really enough for a mop.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
#
A Pentium, a 486 and an XT were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them.

"This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down."

"I'm game for this," says the 486 and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.

The Pentium goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.

The XT goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I thought it was going to be 'SHIT'
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# A 486 walks into a bar...
he says 'ow'.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ... and she said "because I've got Intel Inside"
*rofl*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:23, archived)
# ... and then the Vicar turned back around and said "You should see my Floating Point Unit"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# ...but the Cat shouted into the Mouse-Hole "No, you idiot - I said SRAM"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ... instead, he came right up to the net, threw down his racquet and yelled "You cannot be Cyrix!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
cyrix were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Rebekah Brookes hacked my 486
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# 486 Proccessors (sic) walked into a bar...
Barkeep says "Oh bloody hell, not you lot again"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:25, archived)
# COSTS £2000 AND NOT COMPATIBLE WITH RISE OF THE ROBOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# And so the country bumpkin cousin says to the city slicker cousin
'Next time try putting the 486* down the front of your swimming trunks!'

*It's actually potato but I don't know what a 486 is
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# haha
although i know what a 486 is, it's a very boring topic for the newsletter headline.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# 486 DX2 33
1.2GB HDD
2MB RAM

feel the power.

people laughed saying i'd never fill a hard drive that size.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:28, archived)
# The maths teacher asked the 486...
"Multiply these two floating-point numbers"
"Can't", said the chip.
"Oh," sighed teech. "An SX boy."
(NoPotPourri putting the poo into pooters since, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Oh gawd
I don't know what's worse, the joke or that I get it...
(beerMatt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Haha
I was trying to think if there was a way of shoe-horning SX into a joke. I wasn't getting very far.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# my attempts
* I'm going to do a nerdcore tribute to the Tom Robinson Band. 2 4 8 6 Motorway.
* Something about "branded with numbers" and Jews/Nazis and Intel. But it all goes a bit racist when I try and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Alright, then - Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# 486
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# 486 who?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# EXACTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# 1 million transistors can't be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Why was 3 afraid of 4?
because 4 8 6!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# oh fuck that's where i was going to go with my knock knock joke
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Slappy Candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# A 486 procesor walks in to a bar
the barman says, "no mate, I'm not serving you any more"
"Why?" asks the 486
"You're always coming in here giving it all that"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# *actual lols*
please describe the hand gesture you would use for this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# *mimes inserting a floppy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# An Englishman, and Irishman and a 486 processor walk into a bar
Christ, thinks the barman, it's like nineteen eighty fucking nine all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# how do you get a geek to shag your girlfriend?
put a 486 in her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# My 486 processor is so fat
she got discontinued in 2007, even for embedded devices.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# A 486 powered Windows 98 First Edition PC: More Integrety than the News of the World
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Live from the city of Byte's wonderful theme park "8 Flags"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# It didn't quite Register with him that this untamed processor could byte, and byte hard. Luckilly he only got nibbled.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Written on an Intel 486 running Windows 3.1 - because you're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Whats the best thing about 486 processers?
You can make 486 low fat banana smoothies at once!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:54, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:57, archived)
# you really expect funny before 10?
What's the difference between a 486 chip and a virus?

A virus does something.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Process this motherfuckers....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ...and they were all so hungry,
the four ate sick.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I slept with a 486 once
I woke up feeling SCSI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# There once was a 486
Who tried to raytrace some pics
It shat out its bus
and caused lots of fuss
But that's how the geeks get their kicks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ooh your click rhymed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# What do you get if you shove a handful of 486 processors up *insert female hate figure*'s fanny?
Fish and chips!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I would have guessed "5 years"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I got hit by a car and woke up in 1986
was I dead?
Was I in a Coma?
And then I remembered. My computer is a 486
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong with your tongue in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# 486....a Spectrum for hardcores
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# It wasn't the fact that 486's couldn't run Windows ME...it just didn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# gosh, 7 years of wasting too much time
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:02, archived)
# You're on fire! Congrats!
Expect a 7mb cake shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:03, archived)
# can i request pink icing?
pink icing tastes better than all other icing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:06, archived)
# This is so true
The pink french fancies are the best!

Will magenta icing be ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Gosh
Congrats on being such a self-proclaimed waster!

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” - Bertrand Russell
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:07, archived)
# i'll remember that quote next time i get a bollocking off my boss
nothing could go wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# *bows down to superior b3tan*
happy candles!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:09, archived)
# kiss my ring!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# ^ There you go
Enjoy, Spunky
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# oooh a cake! for me? thanks :)
*watches*

oh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
# happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Happy candles n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Happy Candleday Spunky!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# 'Ning
Good to see he's keeping himself busy
(Turtlecrumpets, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:55, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:03, archived)
# hhmm, nope, sorry RISing here I'm afraid
edit: Penny: dropped.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:56, archived)
# explain please cos I don't geddit either....
*feels dumb*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Indie Knight Gordon= In the Night Garden
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
fuckin' hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:07, archived)
# O_o
They all look like Marty Feldman!

NING Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:14, archived)
# why am i looking in a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)
# :D
Nice font. What's it called....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I wonder where the fishy is...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Good morning you slack-jawed protomong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Love you too, you semicephalic simianoid!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Well I haven't had my fish flakes yet!
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Another busy morning...
'arrangedletters' was first to come, with Kevin Bacon (with extra bacon) and Jeffrey Tambor, followed closely by 'XLVII' with Pauline Quirke?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
#
While 'camp freddy' also suggested Jeffrey Tambor, Marty Feldman was also plucked out as one to do...
Finally. 'XLVII' then came back for sloppy seconds, requesting Vlada Roslyakova or Anastasia Myskina.
Coming up the rear was 'RedHouse' with Ashley Blue. Unfortunately, my extensive research meant that I ran out of time to do her. Sorry...



Could I ask for just one suggestion each tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Marc Almond and Shaft
Good morning

Edit2 Oh, just one
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:06, archived)
# :D
Ningles...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:14, archived)
# /faxes some industrial strength swedish coffee
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Ooo Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Zdzislaw Maklakiewicz
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Jimmy Smits!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Brian Dennehy!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Mervyn Peake!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Richard MOTHERFUCKING Roundtree
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Shaft suggested in 1st reply =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# I know shaft was suggested, I just wanted to say his name.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Then I suggest Shaft too
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:26, archived)
# You're damn right
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
So out of those.. which one would you like me to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Haha! Sorry, got a bit enthusiastic. :)
Zdzislaw Maklakiewicz, because I have no fucking idea who he is, I just wanted to post a confusing Polish name.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:23, archived)
# oops I think you dropped your scrabble board
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:27, archived)
# I could have just mashed the keyboard, couldn't I?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm mash............
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Mmmm. Gravy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:39, archived)
# classic! hahhaha
I think you should retain dictatorship over the vag creams as it seems to be killing you by committee.

*checks b3tans are suggesting at least two each*

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# :D
I personally like the idea of doing Kelly McGillis or Hanna Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I'm sure that's true but what about the vag creams etc etc
*autocomplete*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# do a murderers theme day*
ie oj simpson and courtney love :D

*may be conspiracies
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Hooray! Tomorrow can be Murderers Day!
I like this idea.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Wow and there are so many good ones tomorrow too!
David Hockney,OJ Simpson, Tom Hanks and Courtney Love.

But if you just want one I would ask very nicely(almost beg) for Gianluca Vialli.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Lovely, thank you!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Agreed
and I hope you enjoyed your "research", WB!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)

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