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# Challenge Vote ahoy!
This week's challenge vote is afoot. The suggestions are:

Tombstones that people deserve - like this: www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two word challenge: David Cameron
One word challenge: Owls

And he's the vital vote:

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# vote cast
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Also
owls would leave the door open for a magnificent repost of the mechanical owl from bladerunner.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Alt: combine all four into one image
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# *sigh*
shoot me now.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Why did Cameron's tombstone cross the owl?
Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Almost right!

The answer was: 'film posters of star wars'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Woo
Tombstones: TOAR!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Gets my vote (no I don't know why)
David Cameron: NO!
Owls: could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Owls
because one word challenges are often excellent (see giraffs)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# My only front page was an entry into the giraffe challenge.
I was about 4 hours late though so thought "fuck it" and entered it into the next challenge instead. Which it won. That's how good giraffes are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I also got a FP with a giraffe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Me too!..HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
# shouldn't that be: T'woo!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Hello readers
(Mr Rupert Murdoch is sorry for hacking your phone on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Oh, it's another 'comedy' account
Unless, of course, you are really Mr. Rupert Murdoch. In which case I would also ask you to go away.

-xxx-
mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Judging by their faces, I'd say someone let one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
Judging by their faces Feaces
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha aces..... I like her...... every man should have his own personal ninja..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Finally, someone captures the true essence of the event!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I couldn't see what my wife was doing.
I didn't know.
I won't resign over it.
Why wasn't I told what she was doing?
(Mr Rupert Murdoch is sorry for hacking your phone on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# usernamelols :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
this is great!
Love the face expressions.

Unexpected ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha brill
this should be the japanese TV re-enactment they usually have
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# X-23 to the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# :D
Shitfaced
(herman:D, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:48, archived)
# ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# this makes me hard
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Thought it might :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
her face is saying "I'm a bit bored... but I'm getting to quite like it"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# and there's the added frisson of her looking like the internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# She's out in the cold now leaving Cameron in the bedroom


Largesse
(complete arse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I may need this RISSED
Because I havn't been up to date on this.

I presume it involved the ghost of Marilyn Monroe though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Media Buying 101
Media Buying 101 - Looking for information about affiliate marketing. This is your greatest lucky day. [url=http://rogue.profit-smart.com] Media Buying Handbook [/url]
(zendexwo, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Looks like a good read...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Goatse Marketing, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# They'd sold out of that one and it was also twice the price...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# i said i wanted nike's, you utter bastard!
come back when you have my nike's.

now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Where's the goddamned phentermine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# here, I have this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# THIS IS MY GREATEST LUCKY DAY!
101 108
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# yeh horray for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# HTMLoLs
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# You're doing it wrong. This sort of thing goes in a NEW thread.
What the hell has happend to the class of spammers, these days?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Media Buying 101
Would this book help me revamp my bid for BSkyB?
Please send me a copy under plain cover.
I will pay once you have signed this confidentiality agreement.

Many Thanks
(Mr Rupert Murdoch is sorry for hacking your phone on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Man, this makes me hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'd like to know more
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# guess what?
You're a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# No it isn't, you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Keep on swingin' away, Slugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# haha brilliant
I am doing a song and video about News of the World and wondered if I could use this in it. I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Sure, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Considering how stunning his wife is, Brooks sure is a step-down
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# the Adventures of Ron Manuel
                                He's a bit Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# SPANK! wooaah wooahh SPANK!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# She loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Yes, I remember this!
(Mr Rupert Murdoch is sorry for hacking your phone on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# that slapping is going perfectly with the tune im listening to
eerily realistic though... o.O
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Would
(herman:D, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Don't be silly!
NI is very, very rich, and the police are the police.

They can do what they like!

The law only applies to the little people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I rest my case M'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# You didn't want to be on TV?
Didn't know you had the opportunity?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Awaiting fatty wanking...
Oh wait.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# The platypus should be watching intently.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# The Platypus is next
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I always like your artwork..... but don't really get the stories.....
Edit. this is meant to be a compliment.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I really haven't the faintest any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ^ this - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Looks like a 'Parky' interview
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I think he looks quite warm
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# SO! You fell for my little act?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Oops! Bang on top of yours mate :(
Sorry bout that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Tish tish!
No probs sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Take me to your leader!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Ye-eah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I for one welcome our bowler-hatted denture-demon overlords.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yay... teeeeeefs...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Hello, have a little something I found in my archives.
(Dr Frank, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Mr Lamp-post should stand and fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# but then Mr Doggy will unleash his primary cannon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I think he could handle that, depending on what ammunition was used.
But, if Mr Doggy was to use his secondary device, I think Mr LP would be in the shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Nice lolloping action
on the lamp-post.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Yay for things chasing things!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# yay indeed
Herring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# :)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# THE LIBYANS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Haha.. love this one....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Yay hay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha,
and nicely tagged.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# He'll be caught short if he doesn't catch it soon...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# This is the end...
...beautiful friend..the end! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Directed by
Francis Ford Copaloadintheface?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this deserves more comments.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Bless you Fiendy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Yes please !!!!
using this for the vid if you don't miind!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# bored
(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# cheh cheh cheh "What's up 'doch ?"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# TJ alert - sorry
Sorry to be such a numpty, but even tho I've been posting for 2 years and know pretty much all the terminology, I don't know what "/ac" means. It's not in Mictoboy's dictionary (unless I've failed at that).

Can anyone please tell me what /ac means please.

thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Autocomplete
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# It has something to do with magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# /ac = autocomplete
A response that's typically been stored in the user's browser auto fill/complete history and been posted again.

/ac is usually used when saying "I've posted this before, and by heck it's come in handy again"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I heart you
*shakes fist at cheeky hedgehog*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I've heard rumours that this week's image challenge will be NotW
Which will be excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
#
ooh i feel a pea coming along if it is
(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# *turns on tap to help*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# So A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y or Z, then?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# oh HO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# no the challenge is dogs being sick I heard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
# We've never had it so good
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# SICK WOLFSHARKS
We need one of these.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# fucking hell
if it is, im boycotting b3ta for a week, protesting, and writing a badly worded facebook group.

Im already sick of seeing the wrinkly man and the ginger woman in pictures on here.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# you just want to see them in your bedroom
am I right, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# oh my
I'm rubbing myself against household objects at just the thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It happens every time theres a major news story.
You should be used to it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# OR
start an alt-compo that is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# OH SHIT, IT'S LETTERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# LOOK BUSEY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ^ gary?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# and sometimes Jake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# naaaaaaaaaaaaaa what's up doc?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# "Murdock and the Chipmunks"? ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha
all hail the divine shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
# we worship his divine shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# haha - he looks more approachable, somehow.
A bit less likely to kill everyone and take over the world, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# +of Murdoch's face.
Bored Tired

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# just a bit of fun...

margin for error give or take 1%
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
# This is great - love this
edit: Has the margin of error just decreased?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# yep I just
checked with the abacus

(but i've got a feeling that margin for error is down to the accuracy of the scientific equipment doing the measuring)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I love the picture
but I don't understand it at all.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I failed then
basically according to some yogis the meaning of life wasn't 42 but 108 . the programming code for reality

in a nutshell the distance between these celestial bodies is their diameters x 108 and oddly enough the diameter of the sun is 108 x earths diameter (give or take 1%)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# that is more interesting than Cameron's bilge in the HoC atm.
thank you for explaining. :D xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# loverly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I assume this is also why we get total eclipses sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# yep weird no?
because of the 108 ratio the sun and moon appear exact same size from earth

I reckon 108 is our 3d reality manifestation of a 4d higher reality gravity reset button :P.
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# that is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# bizarrely
the moons radius is also 1080 miles too?
came out of a conversation with someone at nightclass, I was sceptical at first
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# there also 108 missing Doctor Who episodes....
oh, and
2sin (108°/2)=Φ
results in the golden ratio
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# That's great!
108 is my new favourite number.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# It won't be when you wait for 45 minutes and then 2 turn up at the same time......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# They should redo the 118 adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# That was going well until you mentioned the atomic wieght of silver.
As the atomic weights rise throughout the periodic table it was sheer inevitability that one element would have atomic weight near 108.

It also has no link with the other three measurements. It's like suddenly saying "Oh yeah, and my house number is 108!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# the link
was silver has always been associated with the moon in ancient cultures ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Haha - I know what you mean.
But silver is a 'cool' metal. If it had been, say, tungsten, it wouldn't have seemed worth mentioning.

edit: and it's associated with the moon. That too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I have a collection of 108 spoons.
It was 122, but I've thrown 14 away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# come on you stubborn bugger ;)
which element has been most associated with the moon by ancient yogis (which is where I sourced this info)?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Spoon rhymes with moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# cat
rhymes with stubborn twat!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I'm just giving myself a reason to not get back to work
using the righteous banner of SCIENCE as my excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# science
Distance between earth and sun = 108 x sun-diameter

sun diameter:
-1,392,000 km ("Sun" Columbia Electronic Encyclopedia. 6th ed. Columbia University Press, 2003)
- 1,400,000 km (Namowitz, Samuel N. and Spaulding, Nancy E. Earth Science. Evanston, IL: McDougal Littell Company, 1999)
- 1,390,000 km (The Amazing Structure of the Sun. National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), 2003)
- 1,380,000 km (Namowitz, Samuel N., and Nancy E. Spaulding. Heath Earth Science. Lexington, MA: Heath, 1994: 398.)

The distance between the earth and the Sun is called an Astrological Unit (AU).
1 AU = 149,597,870.691 kilometers
Even though this is the number given there are multiple places where variability gets into the numbers. One way is the elliptical orbit of the earth around the Sun.
Perihelion: 147.5 million km, about January 4th
Aphelion 152.6 million km, about July 4th (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast04jan_1.htm)


Taking the mean distance between the earth and the Sun ( 149,597,870.691 km) and dividing it by the most commonly used diameter of the Sun (1,392,000 km) =

107.46973469181034482758620689655. which is 1% within 108

108 also turns up with calculating the other distances and circumferences too
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Ancient Yogis?
I read somewhere that an English Doctor took Meditative Stretching to India during the Raj era and gave it a name pinched out of religious text. No such thing as "Ancient" Yogis....
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ok ancient teaching
practised by yogis. pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# The Bhagavad Gita was also inspired by and based upon
an overheard Robert Oppenheimer comment
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:17, archived)
# and all you needed
was a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Not to mention
its extraordinary electrical and thermal conductivity
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Ooo yes!
Good call. Silver is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Also, technically, no natural silver atom has a weight of 108.
They're either 107 or 109.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# yep
but I was using the old caveat I stuck in the post of the 1% margin of error (I made sure I covered my ass before posting) and you can't deny silvers association with the moon in ancient wisdom. thought that was a nice coincidence.

the average of 107 and 109 is 108 though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# A 1% margin of error would mean that 108 could, acutally, be 107 or 109 and still quallify.
And 107Ag is slightly more abundant that 109 Ag
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# you certainly know how to split a hair
silver weight is actually 107.8682 which is closer to 108 than 107



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# The entire discrepancy can be explained
it's made entirely out of little fractions of 108, added together.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# i want to eat pie.
(FAQ, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Bollocks.
As I explain here.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10482553
www.b3ta.com/board/10482679

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, nuts.
Yup: I think I got my radii and diameters ballsed up.
*recalculates*

OK - so I now get 825681.6. What I don't get is what all this is supposed to show, even assuming all your figures and calculations were correct to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# BALLS!
And I fucked up the atomic weight/ number thing.

None of which means that the 108 stuff makes the slightest sense, but it'd've been nice for one of us to be correct, wouldn't it? I still don't see what the point of any of this is.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Now I'm having a good old chuckle at this thread!
nice to see a healthy argument unfold from "just a bit of fun..."
I was nearly taken in by it all!
top ranting everybody :)

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# From CURIOUS MYTHS OF THE MIDDLE AGES, BY S. BARING-GOULD, M.A., 1867:
The laws governing numbers are so perplexing to the uncultivated mind,
and the results arrived at by calculation are so astonishing, that it
cannot be matter of surprise if superstition has attached itself to
numbers.

But even to those who are instructed in numeration, there is much that
is mysterious and unaccountable, much that only an advanced
mathematician can explain to his own satisfaction. The neophyte sees
the numbers obedient to certain laws; but _why_ they obey these laws
he cannot understand; and the fact of his not being able so to do,
tends to give to numbers an atmosphere of mystery which impresses him
with awe.

(Some examples later is this bit about the number 14:)


The number 14 has often been observed as having singularly influenced
the life of Henry IV. and other French princes. Let us take the
history of Henry.

On the 14th May, 1029, the first king of France named Henry was
consecrated, and on the 14th May, 1610, the last Henry was
assassinated.

Fourteen letters enter into the composition of the name of Henri de
Bourbon, who was the 14th king bearing the titles of France and
Navarre.

The 14th December, 1553, that is, 14 centuries, 14 decades, and 14
years after the birth of Christ, Henry IV. was born; the ciphers of
the date 1553, when added together, giving the number 14.

The 14th May, 1554, Henry II. ordered the enlargement of the Rue de la
Ferronnerie. The circumstance of this order not having been carried
out, occasioned the murder of Henry IV. in that street, four times 14
years after.

The 14th May, 1552, was the date of the birth of Marguérite de Valois,
first wife of Henry IV.

On the 14th May, 1588, the Parisians revolted against Henry III., at
the instigation of the Duke of Guise.

On the 14th March, 1590, Henry IV. gained the battle of Ivry.

On the 14th May, 1590, Henry was repulsed from the Fauxbourgs of
Paris.

On the 14th November, 1590, the Sixteen took oath to die rather than
serve Henry.

On the 14th November, 1592, the Parliament registered the Papal Bull
giving power to the legate to nominate a king to the exclusion of
Henry.

On the 14th December, 1599, the Duke of Savoy was reconciled to Henry
IV.

On the 14th September, 1606, the Dauphin, afterwards Louis XIII., was
baptized.

On the 14th May, 1610, the king was stopped in the Rue de la
Ferronnerie, by his carriage becoming locked with a cart, on account
of the narrowness of the street. Ravaillac took advantage of the
occasion for stabbing him.

Henry IV. lived four times 14 years, 14 weeks, and four times 14 days;
that is to say, 56 years and 5 months.

On the 14th May, 1643, died Louis XIII., son of Henry IV.; not only on
the same day of the same month as his father, but the date, 1643, when
its ciphers are added together, gives the number 14, just as the
ciphers of the date of the birth of his father gave 14.

Louis XIV. mounted the throne in 1643: 1 + 6 + 4 + 3 = 14.

He died in the year 1715: 1 + 7 + 1 + 5 = 14.

He lived 77 years, and 7 + 7 = 14.

Louis XV. mounted the throne in the same year; he died in 1774, which
also bears the stamp of 14, the extremes being 14, and the sum of the
means 7 + 7 making 14.

Louis XVI. had reigned 14 years when he convoked the States General,
which was to bring about the Revolution.

The number of years between the assassination of Henry IV. and the
dethronement of Louis XVI. is divisible by 14.

Louis XVII. died in 1794; the extreme digits of the date are 14, and
the first two give his number.

The restoration of the Bourbons took place in 1814, also marked by the
extremes being 14; also by the sum of the ciphers making 14.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I can kind of see the point your making
but cherry picking from literally trillions of dates, names and events throughout history until you find some syncronicity and amorphous numerical pattern to make the point that this is somehow open to subjective interpretation is not the same as showing the one objective syncronicity in the distances between the one earth, one sun and one moon we have (and atomic weight of the one element used to symbolise it - silver/moon). I just thought it a bizarre set of coincidences. but what do i know :p
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# You make three points
1. The size of the moon appears to match the size of the sun during an eclipse. So, are you implying the earth is also physically special in the solar system in some way beyond this? If not, so what? The distance from the moon to the earth is 30.1 times the earth's diameter. That's not very synchronous with anything, so you look at it the other way round.

2. The ratio of distance to the sun to the size of the sun is similar to the ratio of the size of the sun to the size of the earth. Fine. You only notice this one ratio, though, and ignore many others, such as size of earth divided by size of moon, or anything to do with the other planets.

3. The atomic weight of silver is a similar number, and silver is associated with the moon. Well OK. I'm not sure how arbitrary a unit an atomic weight is. It means, at least, arbitrarily weighing things in protons. Many other things are associated with the moon, such as werewolves, periods and arses. Silver is only associated with the moon because the moon looks silvery. The moon is mostly made of iron. Perhaps there's a close similarity between some fundamental physical number to do with iron and the diameter/distance ratio of the moon - and perhaps numbers to do with werewolves, periods and arses can be found which also match - but again, so what? Don't worry about cherry picking: even excusing cherry picking, what are you saying?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
#
"1. The size of the moon appears to match the size of the sun during an eclipse. So, are you implying the earth is also physically special in the solar system in some way beyond this? If not, so what? The distance from the moon to the earth is 30.1 times the earth's diameter. That's not very synchronous with anything, so you look at it the other way round."

well funny you should say that as it does syncronise the other way:
108 x earth's diameter = the sun's diameter
(within 1% margin of error)
108 X 12,742 ( earth diameter)=1,376,136 (actual 1,392,000 sun diameter)

(this is in addition to the sun diameter x 108 = the distance to earth!)

2. The ratio of distance to the sun to the size of the sun is similar to the ratio of the size of the sun to the size of the earth. Fine. You only notice this one ratio, though, and ignore many others, such as size of earth divided by size of moon, or anything to do with the other planets.

see above and why would I choose and cherry pick other planets when Im talkng about the 3 most relevant celestial bodies?

"3. The atomic weight of silver is a similar number, and silver is associated with the moon. Well OK. I'm not sure how arbitrary a unit an atomic weight is. It means, at least, arbitrarily weighing things in protons. Many other things are associated with the moon, such as werewolves, periods and arses. Silver is only associated with the moon because the moon looks silvery. The moon is mostly made of iron. Perhaps there's a close similarity between some fundamental physical number to do with iron and the diameter/distance ratio of the moon - and perhaps numbers to do with werewolves, periods and arses can be found which also match - but again, so what? Don't worry about cherry picking: even excusing cherry picking, what are you saying?"

well the point is as the ancients said 'as above so below'. a profound correlation between the macroverse with the microverse. so the 108 weight of the atom they used to symbolise its celestial counterpart also has a very significant relationship to 108. to say they did this with werewolvees etc is absurd
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
#
No, you see, sun is to earth as earth is to moon (sun is bigger than earth, earth is bigger than moon). Size of sun to distance to earth is not in the same proportion as size of earth to distance to moon. You compare both the moon's size and the sun's size with the distance of the moon or sun respectively to earth, which is geocentric, so I thought perhaps you were advocating a geocentric model of the solar system, which didn't work out too well for the great astronomer Copper-Knickers.

To compare everything to earth and put earth at the centre is arbitrary.

You already said the bit about the sun being 108 times bigger than the earth. It's one of the three facts in your picture. That's what my point 2 is about.

You replied to point 2 with "see above", which in fact directs me to a reiteration of the thing point 2 replies to. You used this reiteration as a reply to point 1. You apparently misread point 1, and didn't get what I meant by "the other way round" (understandably enough, it's a very ambiguous phrase).

The earth's moon isn't any more relevant to the structure of the solar system than any of the various other moons of other planets. Its relevance to us of course comes from the fact that humans live near it. Physics doesn't know or care where humans live (at least not for the time being). You seem again to have geocentricism in mind.

Silver has nothing to do with the moon except in myth. Werewolves are not much more absurd in this context than silver. "As above so below" was a tremendous insight in its day, in the 3rd century, by the standards of the time.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# yep
reading back the first point took a burton there, sorry

ok here's the elephant in the room and the point I was hinting at but didn't want to articulate...and maybe i'm playing devil's advocate over this a bit too much now but

108 has been revered as sacred and having a special significance in the Indian subcontinent for thousands of years i.e the indian rosary or set of mantra counting has 108 beads
and also : 1 power 1 x 2 power 2 x 3 power 3 = 108
1st power=1; 2 to 2nd power=4 (2x2); 3 to 3rd power=27 (3x3x3). 1x4x27=108
etc

long before 'science' told us about these measurements (diameters, distances of moon, sun, earth and their close relationship with the number 108 - (moon radius is also 1080 miles)



this just struck me as being odd and quirky enough to be worth pointing out, then again I could be wrong





(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Oh well that's quite cool
still chariots of the gods / Graham Hancock style nonsense, but do enjoy those kinds of theories.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
#
is that the guy with the " god was an astronaut" bollocks?

nah i was thinking more just very clever ancient mathematicians like the way the ancient greeks knew the earth was round millenia before the world caught up
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# No, that was Erik somebody. Graham Hancock is substantially milder than Erik von Whatshisface.
Hancock's theories are about things like: all pyramids belonging to the same absurdly ancient highly advanced culture, which was similar to but not actually Atlantis but actually it was, and was located in some lost region or continent - which definitely wasn't Atlantis because only fruitcakes talks about the Atlantean Continent and Hancock is a SERIOUS ACADEMIC - let's call it the Batlantean Bontinent. Everything he writes is thoroughly cited, to the dodgiest sources imaginable.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Yay... I save my old concert tickets too... ;-).. that was a great gig......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
Well, I didn't BUT NOW I DO!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# When did they change these?
They used to be in cardboard tubes didn't they?!



huge HUGE version here i.imgur.com/xJyWo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# They indeed used to be in cardboard tubes.
Although it's unclear what material the tube is in your pic.

Edit: And the liquorice was very nom.

Edit Edit: Ah, those were the days:
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# 0_0
I am 90% certain ^that^ exact same packaging was used for dodgy "nightclub" condoms in the late 80s....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I'm going to bow to your superior knowledge on that one.
;-)
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# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Should imagine they would be dodgy for 2p.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ^ this, also
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# is "nom" a fucking adjective now
 
I just can't keep up with this banter
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Bloody hell! I'd forgotten alll about those...
Cheers, JPG, you just gave me a small nostalgiagasm.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Are they not still?
I'm convinced smarties only started using the wider hexagon packets to stop people using the old tubes to make their cat walk like a robot.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# *Sends round RSPCA to fit you an electric collar*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Ha haaaaaa!
Love this. I really want to try that. Damn the ever changing confectionary design business!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Maybe
loo rolls and a fat bulldog?

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# "Hammering the Sherbert Dip"
If that's not a euphemism, it really should be!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# mmmm...
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# Hmmmmm
Now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Those sweets are completely wonderful.
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# Our tuck shop at school sold them.
Until they shut it on the grounds it was unhealthy.
I personally think 8 Refreshers for dinner is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# 3 more than your 5-a-day
/unhealthy eating blog
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Superb
The pet you can eat between meals!
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# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I used to work at Swizzels
My rucksack was always full of 'faulty' refresher chews, refresher bars yellow AND pink, and love hearts.

I was 22 :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I love the concept of a penny chew being "faulty"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# you would be surprised
Often they came out malformed so couldnt be wrapped by the machines. Cant sell an unwrapped chew.
And if you tampered with the extraction nozzle you could make quite a few come out malformed before you 'noticed' and quickly rectified the problem.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I got my dad to bring a few back about 3 years ago and they were weird plastic things then so there's your marker
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah they are!
Spent 5 mins trying to get he lid off!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I think they used to have Mark Porter on them
(actually, I'm forrin and have never seen one of these)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# the sherbet fizz I remember came in a little paper bag
but there was a shitty little liquorice straw in it, that always blocked up before you got half way through the bag

food acid + carbonate + sugar, a generally unsatisfying experience
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherbet_(powder)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# This is nice.
And yes, they did. Pretty much all sweets were wrapped in paper or foil. I miss the more tactile packaging of yore.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Ruprecht Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# That bit at the end of deathwish where rupert was in parliament and he shot charles bronson was great
I don't know what the pie was meant to symbolise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
# nothing
just desserts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Maybe I'm just putting the writers on a pedestal here
but I really don't want it to be all that drama for just one little play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# i wanna know what the porn music in the soundtrack was meant to represent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Oh man you can't draw that parallel when theres such a sweet bassline
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# watch me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# HORSES FOR COURSES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Did anyone see that bit where the scottish guy was quizzing rupert and rupert was pretending he couldn't understand
and then lil john came in and was like UNNHHHHH, WHAT? and said WHAT? for 10 minutes and then the scottish guy gave up

I think that was the bit where rupert started hating on charles bronson
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I'm glad they stopped charles bronson from shooting thatcher though
I mean really it was ruperts own undoing by shooting bronson because otherwise thatcher would be dead and everyone would be distracted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# GREAT MOVIE 9.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# "... Thank you"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Not muther!?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# heh!
Then what did we do, Rupert? We apologized.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# No offence meant to anyone... all these pictures are skillfully done...
...but b3ta has been unrelentingly topical these last few days. Can we just have some stupid kitten animations or something as a distraction? If only so we don't have to keep looking at Murdoch's horrible face.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# *ding!*
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# it's not gay if it's a different species :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ..., Officer.
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# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Nice one!
That's really hit the spot.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Save us from the topicality!
Run for the hills!
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# Run fooo-oor your lii-iife!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *air guitars*
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# I like cats and pictures of cats
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# hehehe..
Nice one, Ninj :)
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# Cheers JP and good afternoon sir!
All well one trusts? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Afternoon!
Not so dusty, thanks, how's Ninj-World?
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# Ready for Robin Hoods Bay sir!
:D two and a half weeks and counting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Lovely!
Sounds fab :)
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# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Wendi Deng Ain't Nuttin' Da Fuck Wit'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Silly bitch should have thrown a shoe instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Superb, Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# That went great! Yeah great, really great. No, no it was awful...dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha, muppets!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Well done, Jimmy Marbles.
You single-handedly, in one move, made Murdoch a martyr.

Good work. Hope you're proud of it.

How much did News International pay you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# That's Ninj - you Muppet
I think you're getting him confused with someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha shush this is serious, you wanker*!
*Props to SBC/Ali G for winding up hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# A martyr's pushing it a bit far isn't it?
at the very worst, he's made British security look a bit silly but I don't think the old goat's garnered much sympathy one way or the other
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# The way the red tops and the Daily Wail are reporting it is.
IE - the feeders of the majority of the country's readership.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Jimmy Marbles is a shit comedy name.
Sounds like the kind of tosser who performs at kids parties but isn't a clown.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# It's the epitome of "lolwaki"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# "Don't worry Rupert, I'll save you."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Very nice, have a quick head swap!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Ian Duncan Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# it is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)

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