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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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i'm not surprised he's angry
his balloon is a very irregular shape
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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He's a human bean.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:51,
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haha... I want one of those feather dusters NOW..!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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Cor... they come with writing on too...!!.... I FUCKING LOVE POTS...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:52,
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He's on MARS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:55,
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Well it could do with a good dusting.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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Oh yes. That dust makes your eyes bulge out and your face turn red, and you end up loving stuff.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:03,
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That's how you knew he was on Mars... because it's turned his duster red..!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:10,
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wine boy!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:53,
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Run!...Run home as fast as you can!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:54,
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Wasnt this egg cunt robbing caps in an earlier animation?
HE'S A BADDY
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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He only took what he needed.
Now he's protecting other caps from being stolen.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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Ninjas can't harm you if...
... you're egg-shaped and wielding a red-blob-on-a-stick-type-thingie.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:55,
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Can you say "lurch to the right" ?
My first animated job, please be gentle with me.
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champagnerocker ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:35,
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very nice job
and if you cut those frames from a video (and it looks like you may have) it was a lot of work too. clicks!
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LS18 ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:40,
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Video frames extracted from VLC and layered in photoshop, and i've got the day off work with nothing better to do.
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champagnerocker ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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Hollywood infinity shooter....!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:46,
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Nice job, well done.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:09,
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was the original film Django?
or some thing similar? i recall a mediocre western with that gun or one similar
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:24,
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Yes, it is Django
www.imdb.com/title/tt0060315/ Very good in a silly, OTT way. Fun fact: It is the source of Quentin Tarantino's inspiration for the ear-cutting scene in Reservoir Dogs.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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Yes, its Django
Banned in the UK for a couple of decades, but trivia fans will be aware that characters in the film "The Harder They Come" were watching it in the cinema, so it was still possible to see some people getting shot in this film.
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champagnerocker ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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Just look at that Gatling gun glee face!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:21,
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Nice :D
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herman:D ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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stranger things have happened
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LS18 ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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special brew constable?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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don't mind if I do
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LS18 ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:30,
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pfff!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:34,
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Blue Peter... the out take....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:47,
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Haha YES!
Gorgeous
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Shlvng ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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I'd drink it!
Hic
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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*click*
Clicks for the liking of the image, not the drink or elephant piss... if it's any different.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:58,
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It will happen, here is the proof
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cheebatv ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:20,
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CDC
Crudely Drawn Copbot
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:22,
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hahaha....... madness...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:22,
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hahahahhaha
superb :D and clicked
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FIEND ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:31,
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Hahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:47,
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a newsletter
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rob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:09,
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ta, bobble
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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An old letter
π
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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awesome!
"What has been seen cannot be unseen" should be the new b3ta motto :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:13,
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woo thanks Mr Internet Cunt
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:15,
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this place has a newsletter now?
welcome to the 21st century people :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:19,
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the link from supermassive raver
keeps redirecting me away. not sure if its me/my browser/the website its hosted on i may also be being an idiot edit: stopped with a new tab. prolly me being an idiot
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:29,
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it was doing that to me too
sending me to the end of the page
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:36,
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"Everyone wants you as a turnip in their dominion"
What does that mean? Did you make it up?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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jesus wants me for a sunbeam, apparently
but he can fuck off. his dad can make sunbeams whenever he wants. WHERE ARE ALL THE SUNBEAMS, FUCKCHOPS? IT'S FUCKING AUGUST, NOT DECEMBER!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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Merci.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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Fascinating
facts about the broom pic, Rob, cheers, we live in strange times re: modern media
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..wil ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:09,
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It's the same as the police now, but with better marketing and more expensive.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:48,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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hahahaha *click*
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FIEND ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:41,
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I had iPlod engraved on the iPod touch I bought my wife for her birthday
can you guess what she does?
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El_MUERkO bleeds love ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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Erm...
walk very slowly, almost like an amble?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:59,
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DIE OF AIDS, SCUM!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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Speading the
love
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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now youre talking!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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OH, FAG AIDS OF COURSE!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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THE WORST AIDS
Aids from a homosexual nazi chimpanzee. That also has crabs.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:59,
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Hoo, those thugs are in for a treat!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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Haha... nice to see him going for it....!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:54,
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Blobby on the beat....
...with his pink truncheon.
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macka was not was ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:31,
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Top lurkage.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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indeed
we should say hello
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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As you can see..
..my skills have been honed over the past two years!
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macka was not was ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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Like a ninja in training
years of honing your skills, taking pain and becoming a master. Beware of a passing Chuck Norris though, he's got a bad habit of debunking all ninja training with a single boot to the face.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:41,
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hehehe - quite terrifying!
nice scenery extending algorithm :-P
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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I was admiring the magenta-matching.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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hello =)
and have your very first Woo
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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wooo Mr Bobby
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Saner ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:41,
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Seams a bit sexist
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:48,
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it is waving its pink
truncheon about
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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i hate that cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:56,
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Make a good copper then eh!
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macka was not was ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:58,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:58,
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1964 zombie holacaust
Click for bigger (76 kb) off sick today so i did a bit of drawing. this guy has come up with a great idea alymondoreview.blogspot.com/
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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are you telling me
i've spent most of my life preparing for a zombie apocalypse and it happened TEN FUCKING YEARS before i was born???
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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he he
i was only a babby i slept through most of it.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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oldlols
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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Elderlyist
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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that is fucking epic
it didn't take3 me thislong to read, i was doing a spot of immacing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:54,
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wait. You are ten years younger than me?
darn ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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yep
37 in october
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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Be sick more
It's woo
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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i had a kidney stone
i dont want another thanks.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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oooooh
they sting a bit
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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fucking tell me about it
luckily this one didn't hang about too long, the last one i had was mahoosive, gave me a great deal of grief.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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I've crawled across the floor before now
clutching at me innards like a pregnant John Hurt =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:46,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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Eatin' my brain on the 5:15.
Eatin' my brain on a train!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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whats with you and your scooter fetish? lol
fantastic drawing as per Amoebaboy!!!
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FIEND ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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i love em
cheers me up no end riding about on my old wreck.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:46,
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nice zombs, mister amoeba
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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Ta
now how about a nice 3d lambretta sx200 to drape one of your gorgeous pin up girls over
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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nah, man - if im going to drape any ladies over any bits of metal,
its gonna be a 1970 dodge challenger!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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some bloke had a dodge charger, lived near me when i was a kid
he used to drag race, the damm thing sounded like a fucking earthquake
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:58,
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lovely
i went to the mopar euro nationals at santa pod raceway 2 weekends ago. Brilliant weekend - biggest gathering of american muscle cars in europe. Plenty of ear therapy!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:04,
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a 1970 dodge challenger The Last of the Turbo Interceptors.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:42,
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Ace.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:56,
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bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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How rare
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:57,
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Medium please
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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*rattles table*
Eeh, are you there, Sidney?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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No, I'm not even anyway NEAR Australia
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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deposits
toffeecrisp
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:50,
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Dragon's Den, huh?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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I think I've heard of that
some sort of new sword 'n' sorcery fantasy show, isn't it?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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That's right
Something about the Dragons not liking someone's idea and chopping their heads off. And presumably investing in carpet cleaner
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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on reflection...
...I might have got a little mixed up with the witches and Hilary Devere. Ah well
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bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:42,
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mild case of mumps?
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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"30% of your company for a £20,000 investment or I'll turn you into a mouse"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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Also: Stamping out football hooliganism
out on i m
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:22,
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if she said "i'm out" during sex, you could believe her
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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She's let her face go a bit...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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hahaha
that character was fucking ace. What was he called again? He did a song or something?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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General Cheeseburger.
*salutes Kenny Everett*
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:29,
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When he was great, he was genius.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:33,
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anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
can't be arsed to rhyme I haven't got time
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rob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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I'm in your shops, looting your stuffs.
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Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is... ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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^ just did though...
How about "Thank Fuck Wobbly will be on holiday next week"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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You're on holiday???
Why didn't you mention it before :(
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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Fuck yeah!
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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Uploaded from 32 brand new iPads.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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Kaiser Chiefs Dissapointed by PRS cheque
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:47,
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Louise Mensch can take our twitter
but she'll never take our f*.............
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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FOR SALE: MICHAEL WINNER'S MANSION. REASON FOR SALE: OWNER MOVING ABROAD. FURTHER DETAILS INSIDE
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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I think you're onto a winner there
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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404 error: British Society Not Found
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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candlez found
wooo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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having some lols rioting and burning
just like David Cameron and Nick Clegg did when they were that young
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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WHAT A RIOT! LOL!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:50,
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WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CACTI?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:50,
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4EVA IN OWR SHOPS
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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hahaha - this!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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RECORD NUMBER OF PEOPLE TURN OUT TO TOTTENHAM CAR BOOT SALES THIS WEEKEND
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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this
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53,
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Haha
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:57,
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Hahaha!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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Heh
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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Bloody Polars, coming over here, eating our swots.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53,
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I've had an immensely productive week.
It's not a suggestion for the subject line: I just wanted to show off a bit.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53,
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Forget Sainsburys, Luton Airport
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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Trainers4Justice
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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Standard and Poor's has not downgraded OUR credit-rating, so ner.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:55,
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Why wasn't Boris out patrolling during the riots?
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:55,
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Nothing Interesting happened this week so we can't give you a witty subject line. ARSE MONKEY TIT BADGER!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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I WENT TO THE LONDON RIOTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SENSE OF ENNUI
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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Arab Spring, British Summer
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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For sale: Hypersonic test aircraft
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fuscous ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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"Slightly used"
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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Very nice :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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WHAT IS A POLAR BEAR'S FAVOURITE DESSERT? ETON MESS
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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Polar Bear Struggles With Eton Disorder.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:08,
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"STANDARD, WE GOT NO STAAAANDARDS"
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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Stolen goods rebranded as "Stolen bads" after confusion
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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Aggressive shopping is the new peaceful political protest.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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So, I broke into the palace - with a sponge and a rusty spanner
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing" -
That's nothing - you should hear me play piannah
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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BEWARE OF TOFFEE-BOILING DWARFS
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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TOFFEE ONIONS
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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caramelised
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:04,
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COMMEMORATIVE BASMATI RICE EDITION
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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He was just part of the civil rice movement.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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RAMPANT IDIOT WEEK DIGEST
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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Almost as good as a real newsletter.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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Read it or we'll take away your benefit cheque you antisocial cunt.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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NORWAY COULDN'T BEAR ANOTHER TRAGEDY LIKE THAT
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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I predict a buyout
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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Kaiser Chiefs Asked If They Could Be A Little More Specific In Future.
or "Kaiser Chiefs Told To Just Call CrimeStoppers Next Time".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:44,
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One legged people rejoice as ebay lists 1000 pairs of just one shoes
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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They can't be pairs if there's just one of them
You meant to say 'One legged people rejoice as ebay lists 1000 single shoes'. No need to thank me.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:52,
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Loot Free Ads Marketing Department Take Day Off.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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Polars: The bear with the hole.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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LS18 ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Oh Adolf,
what crazy capers will you get in to this time?!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:38,
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happy nine, you old fossil! :D
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LS18 ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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*grooms*
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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NO, NOT MITTENS!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13,
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Noooo Mittens!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:21,
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I think that man told Mittens he was bringing him to a Kebab shop.
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El_MUERkO bleeds love ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:39,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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hey, if the system works....
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:01,
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Knobs
why did it have to be knobs? EDIT: ooo a candle! EDIT 2: Thanks all FAKE EDIT 3: WTTP!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:05,
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One of the Old Gods walks among us!
Happy B3taday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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:) thanks
NINE. YEARS. Baby P's killers got less than that!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:10,
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happy candlemass
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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Happy Candles :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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Happy b3ta day :D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13,
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^ CANDLES!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22,
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Cool! Happy B3taday!
Another Old School B3tan! When do we get our OBE's?
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:29,
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All self-respecting time travel apparatus makes the noise "VORP"!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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Serious stuff
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:09,
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I like this!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:12,
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Why is it always VORP in your images?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13,
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a healthy time machine always goes vorp
anything else and you've got a loose flange
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:20,
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They should redub every film and TV seres involving time machines (bill & ted, dr who etc)
so that they go VORP!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:24,
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Lass do ze time vorp again.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15,
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Itz just a vump to the left.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:29,
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I can't wait for the future!!
*cuts off head* *freezes in liquid nitrogen* * ? * *profit*
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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This is suprisingly deep as well as funny
I mean, if there really was a system where people who would commit crimes were erased from history, the most severe crimes they would experiance would be really minor in comparison to ours. Got to justify that billion pound future crimes machine somehow.... ..nice. *thinks furiously*
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Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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indeed, its all relative (and about your relatives)
:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:23,
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Nazi eugenics
right there.
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waxdart hello. ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:12,
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but with a winning Tom Cruise style action hero
that's where Hitler went wrong obviously, neither Goebbles or Himmler had appeared in Top Gun
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:24,
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what a cunt! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:37,
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David Cameron is already asking advisors if this is possible.
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PintOfGuinness ,
Sun 14 Aug 2011, 7:43,
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She's the fookin' law. Riiiiggghhhtt? Mad fer it.
Apologies for seams - I'm a shit 'shopper.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:43,
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The sentence is woo!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:56,
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Racktastic.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:58,
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booobs
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:02,
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B( . )( . )BS
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22,
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Zips!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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Pffft. #2
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:05,
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JUDGE CHEBB
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:14,
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JUGS ANDERSON
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15,
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hahaha
:~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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*chuckle*
JUGS CHEBB - "I AM THE WHORE!" Im gonna shop that, if i have time.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:35,
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Going to chebb some cunt?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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If you're a shit shopper, it's a good job I gave up!
Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:57,
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nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:02,
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Groovy looking bike!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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Ooh, Dodge Tomahawk
Looks cool but probably impossible to actually ride the thing.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:12,
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As it's 80's cartoon day on /links...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:25,
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MUSKAHOUNDS ARE ALWAYS DEADY
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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*guffaw*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:38,
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:)
*points at filename*
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:40,
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H
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:39,
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Hee hee hee
Nawty Afinkawan
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:43,
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Catch the pigeon?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:49,
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lets dance[click img]
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version ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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Inspired
Wasn't his mum a ray of sunshine leaving court!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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ooh linky please
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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I saw it in the news last night
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WzU6Sk95k That's all I can find, without the verbal she gave the press
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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was he one of the Manchester looters?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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You can't hyperlink real life :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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cheers
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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Kill them. Kill them all.
No - this isn't about underlying societal problems - this was NOTHING to do with decent folk, this was purely because these little scrotes are little fucking scrotes, and they need to be shot. Absolute little shits.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13,
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feral fucknuts
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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^THIS!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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those kinds of people have been complaining that they're being treated badly by 'society'
well if they didn't talk & act like a bunch of scummy cunts then they wouldn't be labelled as such I detest how they're blaming everyone else for their faults
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:34,
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Ha ha ha.. It's a good job they blanked out his face...
or one of those piss take sites on the interwebnetz would have had a field day!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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>.<
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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Like this? FOUND HIM!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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haha
where's his wine?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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Awww - give im is wine!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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see, it's clearly the teachers fault
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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The Daily Fail copyrighted that response, I think...
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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hahahaha
overnight meme sensation
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:47,
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Bindun?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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Best thing ever!!!
That is all
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PFC Hudson ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:31,
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hehe
I actually bought that track because of this site. I've never listened to it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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kick + sway
me to
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version ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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A toe-tapper to send my cheese toasties on their way.
Godspeed, savoury snack!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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That is fupping superb
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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You are completly Barking!
Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13,
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That's bloody awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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Theresa is getting down too
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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sorry ti TJ but is FaceBook down for other people?
It keeps telling me Account temporarily unvailable
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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Mine's working.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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It's back now
no idea what went wrong maybe I was flagged for posting a link to a video about the riots vimeo.com/27610176
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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Entry 002 in this fine bandwagon below:
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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I'm guessing he'll swap the blue for a red one soon enough..
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:21,
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:D
This is excellent!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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Fantastic piece of work
I'm looking forward to the next wedding, where I think the disco hippie will go down well.
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fuscous ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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Who deleted a thread?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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Captain Howdy made me think of this.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:13,
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Small.
Far away. 8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:19,
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Ha!
We were just reciting that over lunch yesterday.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:22,
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Then an excellent lunchtime was had by all.
FACT!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24,
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I had a herring kebab for lunch today!
well a chopped up rollmop in salad with grated carrot and humus in a wholemeal pitta anyway It was dead lush!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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I'm starting to get a little peckish, myself.
Could well be time to hit the cheese on toast button..
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:28,
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I can heartily recomend toaster bags
The easiest way to do cheesy toasties EVER!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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Christ, I remember them.
Used to use them for fish fingers in the toaster.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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yep
or potato waffles
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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*has some*
Good call. I'm on it.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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There's chevron potential here...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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As long as no-one ballses it up
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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why would anyone do that?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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Because they could?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:07,
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Or both?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23,
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Unpossible!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24,
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heh heh
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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:D
there's a bit of Charlie Watts about him on drums
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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Fish and seafooooood
Fish and seafooooood Fish and seafooooood Fish and seafooooood
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:41,
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I did his brother!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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www.b3tards.com/u/2eb7149019fa9fe337f8/wag.jpg"
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MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire. ,
Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:19,
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