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[challenge entry] Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Hairy Japanese Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Wimmin's knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# A feckin' pair o' FECKIN' WIMMEN'S KINCKERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Any prize you want out of his dirty underpants hamper....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# As long as they don't release the Krakken
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# OMG
*unimagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# You lie you are at this very minute imagining this as an animation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# my limitations serve as a blessing in this case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# We have seen your animations and you have no limitations
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# "Oh I'm sorry there Father, I didn't mean they had kraken them.....
I meant raisins.."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# im more afraid of the Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# The Klarnk is merely the infantile stage of Cthulhu
so you see he will grow to be wonderful and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I'll take the box of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I love my box of meat.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# regularly, i'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Pffft.... tonight it's lamb chops.....!
With potato carrot onion garlic and mustard mash....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# i'm having pea and ham soup. again.
alone. definitely alone. no cheeky men allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I don't blame you....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# can you believe he told me i needed to hoover?
i'd only just swept and mopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# pea and ham soup?
no wonder you are alone your arse must be lethal
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# well that's the compo won & done
"next"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Vikings on steroids riding robot yaks
(Ronseal)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# arf and arf again
probably bindun though...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah, it might also just produce a load of TOAPs of all the existing Vikings on steroids riding robot yaks pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# We should have a kitten skateboarding challenge
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# mmmm, cabbages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Jack? Scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# liking this
would be a fucking understatement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Sweet mary mother of jesus yes!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Christ on a bike this is fantastic.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Haha... hoping he's far away....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Which fillum is dis from now?
I like it anyway, even if I don't know the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Is it just me?
Cunty Google

Photobucket
(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# ynz?
I don't geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# BEST .......... PHOTOSHOP ................ EVOR !!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# "webhp?rls=lg"?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# jinx
or whatever the kids are saying these days :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# worst logo they've had
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I've always thought it...


Click for bigger (63 kb)
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# It really really is just you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# yes it is just you
it's probably because you have this

/medical opinion
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# here you go, one classy ant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Oh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# *brim smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Well is say..... looks like a reletive of mister Hankey....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hankey wishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# It missheard and I finished up with hankey sandwishes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# good for picnics
leave those lying around and the flies won't go near the decent sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Pffft.....The only place I picnic is on my mates boat....
The flies aren't the problem..... it's the spiders that are as big as the sandwiches that scare the hell out of me...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i quite like spiders
they make good pets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I'll save all the ones I squash and send them to you in the post..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# every time you squash a spider
they send out a signal that's inaudible to humans, but can be heard by EVERY SINGLE SPIDER for 500 miles around. it's an alarm signal, a call to arms. soon, they'll be surrounding your house, crawling through your letterbox, spinning their webs around you as you sleep.
been nice knowing you........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Think they already have judging by my mates boat.....!!
What's with your sig?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# zombie apocalypse gang
somebody got their 7-strong gang by looking at their first 7 facebook friends. i wasn't on the list and pouted like a child. i was then told that they'd left me at the winchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I don't think I could get away with...
Pretending to understand what that meant ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# not to worry
total zombie geekery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I gathered :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# C'mon
the Winchester!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK17r6hN96k
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# A ha... makes sence now..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# all the spiders in the world eat the total weight of humans in the world in insects every year
I for one welcome our spider saviours and wouldn't want all them insects back on the plant.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# It'd have to be a big plant..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# damn it!
planet.



damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Haha... go down the board....
And you're garanteed to find a least 20 typos and actual spelling mistakes just by me....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# is it related to the turd fish you did?
(I think it was a fish but it was a turd something....)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# terry the turd fish has no relatives
that's what makes him such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# he must have been born of something....?????
Poor tel.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# he was created by a freak accident
when a scientist poured toxic waste down the toilet and hadn't flushed the particularly large hangover shit he'd left in there earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *really wishing I'd not asked*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# the origins of terry are unpleasant as they are tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# So he's like a superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# sort of
but shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# His mother was complete arsehole.
Nobody knew his father. He just disappeared like the wind.





I'll get me coat.


(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# *opens door*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Love his little trailer tent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# that's his ant-e-room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Have you noticed how close formicate is to fornicate?
No wonder there's billions of the little fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# well, you have to be close to fornicate
it's no fun from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *shuts down webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# ooo, bad timing
just when i'm off for a shower.
no, really, i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# That's a fine ant art
He has real character. Does he have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Reynold
his name is Reynold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Thought he name would have been Rembr
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that's a good one
but when i looked at him, i just thought "yeah, your name is Reynold."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Reynold McDeynold
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# How do you do
doffs hat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *ear trumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# he's very elegant..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# you should see his girlfriend
she's a real debutant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# taking fat cat out to dinner?
let's just hope he's got an expense account
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Good evening old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# the first cow on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I won't be drinking that cow's milk
I'm galactose intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Don't go to the mooooon then, it's full of cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Their calves are touching....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# "Houston we have a problem"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# "Yeah, the damned cow's stuck in the ladder again."
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# The bovine has landed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# at least she's down :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Haha ace.....
Is it cownting down to the landing cycle.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Wheee haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# This wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# *brim smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# careful - you can get 4 years in the nick for that sort of thing
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/16/uk-riots-four-years-disorder-facebook

or get 120 hours community service and a 3 month curfew for writing this on facebook:
"I think we should start rioting, it's about time we stopped the authorities pushing us about and ruining this country.
It's about time we stood up for ourselves for once. So come on rioters – get some. LOL. "

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/17/facebook-ban-teenager-encouraged-rioters?CMP=twt_gu

Are we now living in the movie V for Vendetta?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# you can if you want
i intend to live in the movie barbarella
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# it isn't by choice, my lovely.... :(
I keep reading the news and the sentences and I think the UK has gone mad.

In other news, Gerard Depardeu has been chucked off a plane for having a piss in the aisle just before take off.


So when are you going to post pics of you in your barbarella outfits?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# outfit?
you mean i have to wear clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# or turn off the gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# i go for turning off the gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# no gravity = mad hair

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# mine'll be like that later anyway
it always is after i wash it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Jedward in a new light
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I'm a bit confused about the idea of shutting down Twitter and Facebook
in the event of "serious social disorder".
Has anyone said how they envisage that working? Do they mean they'll completely block access to the servers in the UK?
I'm pretty sure everyone on here must be aware how utterly useless that would be, and how many dozens of ways around it there are. There really cannot possibly be any other reason for suggesting it than to score a few points with media-illiterate fucktards. It's fucking pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# it's an empty promise
to placate the gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I'm all for turning off facebook :D
What no one seems to remember (except us oldies) is that in the 80s we had the illegal rave scene where somehow thousands
of people turned up to a massive rave in the middle of nowhere.

There were no mobile phone, no internet, no twitter. Nuffink.
And yet we managed to communicate this info without the police finding out.

I'm off to buy a CB radio.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# ah, CB's
i could throw a 30+ to south wales using a coat hanger as an aerial
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Matches? We don't need no stinkin' matches!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I see what Escher didn't do there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# It's a freeschern...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# That cow sure does
get into some scrapes... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Whey too many....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
That knocks my effort into a cocked-hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Well don't forget to wipe it out before you wear it again....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Never!
How else would I get it to stick on my head at such a jaunty angle!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Too true .....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Careful he will have a Brimful of Asha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Badum-tisch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks brim smoke sounds sexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# You're not now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# 0_0
I would say *you're doing it wrong*


But then if it's smoking, you might be doing it very right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# baby, i only know how to do it right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# *bow-chika-wow-wow*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
#
brim smoke

Appropriate soundtrack

........
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# dammit, mofaha!
you and your classy arts make me want to watch labyrinth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah I read that as "classy ants"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# i may now draw a classy ant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# *anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Splendid stuff.
Really nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# As if the poor cow wasn't in enough trouble...
And an ancient pea

(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Haha.. aces...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# pfft!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# New step-ladder design prompts complaints to RSCPA

Story: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-14557204
Silly cow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# This gives me the horn.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# but can it be milked?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# MOO MONEY, MOO PROBLEMS
(Mit added Moo)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# You're mooing
my language, buddy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# All moo and no moo, makes me moo to da moosic!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I like the way
you moo...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# MUST BE DA MEEEEEEEELK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Dairy me.. she'll have to do the whole wall again...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Cattle take her ages...
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# It curd indeed....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I herd about this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# It's all over the
moos...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Lait edition?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# BLSS
Bovine.Ladder.Stabilisation.System.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# catchy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Image Challenge: the vote is literally HERE
Here's your selections:

1. One word challenge: Pigs
2. Big buildings these days need a nickname. London's had the Gherkin, and the Shard is under construction. Make us new buildings with silly names.
3. Twitter posts from people - dead, live, historical, fictional etc - who aren't on twitter
4. Invent a new children's TV show: crack out the finger paints and fairy liquid bottles and invent some new characters for the next generation to adore, in the tradition of wombles, teletubbies, muppets etc.

And here it is:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# PLEASE not tweets.
It's a funny idea, but not a funny image idea.

I voted for kids' shows. Lots of scope.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# More piss...?
Blimey.
People will talk.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Tweeted @Mofaha Wed 17 Aug, 17:00
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Please not the Twitter one....
Any of the others.
A week of seeing the Twitter logo and some TOAP over and over again would do me in...

Pigs sounds like a good one. And gets my vote.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahah thinking somewhat alike again.
Probably redundant though. I think last week some twat who doesn't even contribute to the site any more vote-rigged the challenge because they didn't like the result. Then boasted about it on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# You swine......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# CLACKEN ZEE UBER BITTE!
Hogis
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# JAJJAJAJAAJAAAAAAAAAA!



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# PENULTIMATE PISSWIPE DREI: Days of Pizzen, Nights of Chogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# One JA! is 'nuff.

I love a good kid's show.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# WHAT TIME IS IT KIDS?
FUCK TIME!

MIT UNCLES FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# NOTHIN BUT FUCK ON!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# No music? START THE MUSIC!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# PLAY ZEE FUCK!
www.b3ta.com/links/Armenian_Pop_9658_Vahagn_Grigoryan_Vrum_Vrum_prod_by_DerHova_Brand_New_FULL_HD_SOGIS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10511218
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# VERE IST MINE TULIPS?! izz fourz mynez...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# AJAJAJAJ!
Danke

Fine tulip statement.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Iz not daft adilz yar..?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hogis mit popular wankvote
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# JUMP JUMP JIGGA SHOOT 2: MINDWANK BUDOKAI (Da Early Years)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# i found a fucking goldmine
UR GNAS

ur gnas isn't actually shopped on, although it looks it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# 1080p HOGIS!
EXCLUS!VE

LIVE FROM MT KOG!S
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
ARSE PAY YOU SACK WTF?

also, some NON-HOGIS entertainment with paedohphilic undertones WTF?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, MULTIFUCKOUPON FUCKFIND!
www.flickr.com/photos/51570342@N03/with/5605145561/

This EEZ a goldmine, did I make this one? looooooooooooooooooooP
www.flickr.com/photos/51570342@N03/5605773238/in/photostream

Also:

VRUM, VRUM, IN MINE ASS
Post that one on /links, it's sexy Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# ART SACK
yes, fuckoupon was my first thought. Already made japes themselves.

post on links now, vrom vrom.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# They're fucking brilliant, love the format.
Wish you could collect them with sweet sweet gum purchase.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# hogis
gotta catch 'em all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I voted for the fifth option
Although I would like to express my support for all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# PIGS!
Wobblys in depth analysis:
1. One word challenge: Pigs:YES PLEASE...
2. Big buildings these days need a nickname: This is just asking for TOAP!
3. Twitter posts: What is twitter?
4. Invent a new children's TV show: No.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# This :D
www.flying-pig.co.uk/flying-pig
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Ooooh....that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# childen's tv show? = movie/TV show/TOAP challenge...
twitter or pigs please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# childrens shows
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Pigs or children's TV show
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# TV shows for baby pigs!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# can't have pigs two weeks in a row, surely?
/mockney
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# TEEFS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Ham!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# as long as it is not Twitter, and I don't really want the buildings one. Pigs or Kids TV will do...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# The new buildings one would probably attract a couple of awesome entries
and 200 terrible toaps.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# business as usual then? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Children's TV...
or pigs. NOT TWEETS!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I'd like to revoke my vote for childrens tv shows
and vote for pigs!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# no contest - kids TV :-)
I hope Klarnk gets his own TV show
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I endorse this Image Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Pigs
1 word animal challenges are usually great. They allow a lot of scope.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# What answer do my friends want this week?
It was hard work overcoming the cats last week but I'll do it again if asked :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# fuck it.
If i can stay awake after dinner I think I'll choose new buildings
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# What happens to runners-up from previous votes?
Do they get recycled into toilet paper? Reused later? Put on display in b3ta Towers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Pfffft
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# lol
is there nothing he can't do? Apart from holding marbles tightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# cover his eyes with his hands when something scary happens in a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Play hide and seek without cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1324010
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# eeee
I've done my bit :)

Here's a Jesus oldie
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Haha centurion faceplam
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
genuis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I think the Angel on the right might be faking it.....
If you look closely... you can see what appears to be a leather strap going over his left shoulder... perhaps holding fake wings in place....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# There's no-one stood this side making sure Jesus doesn't fall off the edge!
bloody 'ealth 'n' safety!

FABulous darling!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# BOING!
Look at him go!

Very nicely done...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hey you...!

I saw your comment on my goatse bag. And I saw your version of the same idea that you had first. And well... bugger.
Yours is much betterer too...

But what a great idea!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# It's still a race to make a real one
and take it out shopping, and take photos of the reactions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# On your marks.
Get set.

GO.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Aha
I did wonder if you meant mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Blimey, I didn't think anyone would notice.
I didn't think anyone would notice.I thought that was a lightning fast ninja:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# haha, no worries
I replied and then both had disappeared, so I figured it wasn't meant for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Ah!
I was sure i'd seen another version of that goatse bag before. i didn't want to say anything though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I think the Angel on the right might be facking it.....
If you look closely... you can see what appears to be a leather strap going over his left shoulder... perhaps holding fake wings in place....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha!
he's such a show-off...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# PLATES YO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# that's a black Jimmy saville...
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# JUMP JESUS JUMP 3: PRAYER ME SOME FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Love it!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Well played
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Still no idea
It looks like some kind of interplanetary spliff delivery service
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# They are trying to invade Hakan's head
Hakan of oily fame
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# makes as much sense as anything else, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# they need Jeff Goldblum to write them a virus to knock out the mothership... :D
*waiting for Pip to appear with the TIE Interceptors*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Erm - last frame...
Those squirrel norks are really starting to sag a bit on that one. Is rapid ageing a side-effect of squirrel technology?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# again, I am going to comment on the last frame
I had the idea they decided to lower something into the ship like some kind of intergalactic stalk delivering babies.
I looked closer and decided they have arm flairs but i still have to wonder whats going on with rapunzel cape.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
#


Click for bigger (133 kb)
Jimmy Spurlock is a former U.S. track and field star who is perhaps better known in present times for his dine-and-dash prowess at restaurants in and around the Ozark Mountains. After scarfing down his favorite meal—a wild boar burger topped with caramelized onions and scuttlefish sauce—Jimmy is notorious for leaving an eatery or similar food establishment without paying by ripping off his 1988 Seoul Summer Olympics warmup pants and sprinting out the front door. A Ruby Tuesday maître d' recently clocked Jimmy at 3.2 seconds, which is believed to be an Ozark Mountain record.

Prints, original paintings, greeting cards and more now on sale at the AntlerBoyStudios online shop at Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/AntlerBoyStudios?ref=seller_info

I promise this is the last plug I'll make! I just wanted to let everyone know about my recently opened yet still in progress online shop. Thanks and enjoy!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Wild boar burger
*drools*

Really liking the shading on your arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
thank you fine sir, thank you!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ossie Davis FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
who is ossie davis? forgive me for my ignorance
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ossie_Davis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
#
ahhh, yea i guess i can see the resemblance. if there are any ossie davis fans out there, now is your chance to purchase some cheap unintentional lookalike prints!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# "I'M FREE AT LAST
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahahah!
you need to introduce it to this one www.b3ta.com/links/NEW_White_Hunch_Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ahaahah
fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# His idea for a one man riot.....
turned out to be a bit of a catastrophe...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# a cat-ass trophy?


/not mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# That might be a poll cat....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# bloody cats and their stupid questions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I wondered if I meant pole .. ;-) but didn't czech first.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# it's because you are russian around
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I told the doctor I couldn't stop russian around my lounge.....
He said I must have room mania.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# What about when I russian to the kitchen because I'm starving I said...
Oh he said... that's the hunger area....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Splendid! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
apparently there is now another cat on t'internets that's up to that trick:
www.break.com/index/frankenstein-cat-part-ii-2117951
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# psst...
look up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# aaah, that will teach me not to read the other replies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# YES!
This is great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Forking brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Heya :)
I saw your goatse bag, great minds think alike :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Say, that's some niiice rice.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
time for some of this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# He'd have no trouble getting the last pickled onion out of the jar.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Saves on the washing up
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Lloyd Grossman a la Vic and Bob
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Moobius strip:
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I like this
[edit] dammit b3ta doesn't handle upside-down text as well as I would have hoped :/

www.sunnyneo.com/upsidedowntext.php?word=I+like+this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# no it doesn't. It used to though
it works in preview, just not when posted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ha ha, so That's what was going on
I thought you'd had a fit on the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# eakrhe ejrweirwerwe e789etyefsdsm,,ds
asdasruhgdbbg, ehtrlweth
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# .. said some bloody elf or other in lord of the rings
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Cyriak?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# not the last time I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# infinity cows
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Forever
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I like cows
because cows are cows
if they were not cows
they would not be cows
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I cannot argue with your logic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha... hurts my eyes.
Have they found Buttercup yet...?

Is THIS Buttercup...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# She was last seen walking up a waterfall that fed back onto itself
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# A milkfall, surely....
surely....:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# lovely job!
Is that an Ayrshire Cow? Or an Escher? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ha ha ::spang::
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# It'll be a cold day in hell before I make a fresian pun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Moovelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# thank ye
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I too downloaded that cow for later use. It has the look of a meme.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# The story was superb
best of "local news reporting"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I like how the headline included the words "silly cow"
if just one other news outlet reports this cow as being silly, it becomes a well-sourced fact and I can put it in Wikipedia.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# silly cow :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Bullocks...... Don't mooove or we'll be stuck here all day...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Gah!
Mind...bending. Head... hurts. Arrrgh!

Woo, you marvellous madman
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Inspired!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Klarnk isn't lactose intolerant. Are you...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
I did a proper chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, Klarnk, you're so middle class...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ^ what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But still - WTF??!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ^ this
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Poor Klarnk
I bet he gets quite liv(er)id.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Who doesn't love Klarnk?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Probably the local cats are not fond of him
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I think about Klarnk in the dead of night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Is posting a pic of a rotting black man's phallus now acceptable?
(psst, now you can't un see)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# You've clearly slept with some strangely equipped black men...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# but but Klarnk is ladyparts!
www.b3ta.com/board/10510095
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Really??
I see him as some sort of sea creature. Sea cucumber, or some sort of squid bit perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# *shudders*
I suspect that not many companies deliver to that address these days after all the unexplained disappearances.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hooray for Klarnk!
He is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Well it gives you that warm feeling of feeling posh....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Aw
poor Klarnk

*goes to hug*

*Thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Awww....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# He'd have a real chance.
And probably far less annoying than Rick Perry.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Christ! I have to STOP and do real work!
I started doing an illustration yesterday (for the compo) that I thought would take a couple of hours tops. I'm still working on it! I have to STOP and do some 'more important' work. I fear I'll miss the compo so I'll just pop this here as a place holder and sneakily replace it when I've finished. (Proabably tomorrow)



Stage I'm at so far...

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Props for all the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Thankyou. It's doing my head in!
I want to finish it but I have to get something else finished today. i need a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *crude strikethrough response*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Excellent "not-even-having-to-do-it" skills, there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Ooooh butch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Ooooh... that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# nice!
but pfft - he's got nothing on underneath...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I'm concerned as to how he might
deploy that truncheon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Very very nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Nicely so far...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Patience young Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Only one more Musician to go now..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# When are we going to see the whole ensemble..?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# when i've done the last one I'll post them all together :)
The piano player still to go.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# toot toot
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Thisis one of the most brilliant things ever. I was wondering who did this the other day.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I'm going to embarrass myself if wrong. But was that Art Blakey, and this one Freddie Hubbard?
I should know, I was extremely lucky enough to have seen them live in a tiny jazz club. Best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# yes
and yes :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Let's try this again. Light at the end of the tunnel. For Maiden

a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Thank you, I'm sure James would have loved it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Bless you, hun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Wow thats beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks, Guv
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Whoa.
That's stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Cheers, Mr Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I think...
I can see God reading a book, stage right...

*edit*
SEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Something by Richard Dawkins, perhaps?
Edit: Bloody Hell, I didn't spot that :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# He likes a good comedy :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# :D while chuckling to himself saying "ho ho, just you wait Dawkins"
and patting his bucket of "smiting bolts"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Well I cheated a lil bit
added more chin... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Ooo occlusion imminent*.
Triffic stuff.

*may be completely wrong with this. Never much cop at Geography.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Well, it could be an occluded front,
So props to you, BHW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Shoulda carried on and taken that GCSE...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# ;-)
GCSE 'O' Level
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 1st full year of GCSEs, me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Aw, well done
There is a light at the end of the tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# :)
*goes nowhere*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# It's the light of an oncoming train
Terragen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Well, let's hope not.
It's Vue actually, Terragen doesn't like my machine very much. Or me it, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Beautiful...
and a lovely gesture. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Gorgeous.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Fanks, Mr Mole!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Fantastic
I love pics like these
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Lully... the forecast predicted a break in the cloud...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Just in case.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I want this in A0 on my wall :)
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Want a high res?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# oooOOOOoo!
Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Try this....
Big, but not A0
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you so much!
very kind of you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# That will be £100 please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# American Express?
*forges signature*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
That's cleared that one up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I love your stlye. LOVE your style.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# *scans response through sarcasm detector*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I thought it said "Charity chart"
which really did confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Bit of an experiment, just wondered if it would work

entrirely 2D animation using the tweening function on Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Very effective...
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I Fank U!
just positioning the parts then tween, then fiddle, repeat till you like what you got.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# :D
It is quite obvious... that as well as talent, you also possess WAAAAY more patience than me...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# An time,
WAAAAY too much time.

But thank you, compliment accepted :$
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# It's very like the action to ollie on a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# That's not an ollie.
It's a fearsome fighting stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
...known as "the Teapot of Death"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Featuring the "More tea, vicar?"
Fart of Ultimate Demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed! Asian Floating Man is not one to be trifled with!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# chairman Mao disagrees!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# He's gorgeous
and made of Maltesers.

>click<
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
His days are numbered when my munchies kick in!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
#
And only seven calories per body segment!

If you nom one, do two grow back? If so, every home should have one...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# There is a dent in the plasterwork next to my desk
where a mouse hit it at speed, after spending 2 hrs trying to get that blasted photoshop function to understand exactly how I wanted it to tween, decided to close without warning taking the file with it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Mine locked right at the end of doin this one
happily one reset later I hadn't lost much, no dent in my wall, but my condolences...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Cool.
Very smooth.

what does 'tweening' do?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# the inbetween frames
you provide start and end points for the animation, it "tweens" the rest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# It's short...
... for 'In-betweening.'

I first saw the term in a polygon animation package on my Atari called Ani-ST. I loved it.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Well I've learned something today :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Fills in the middle bits
you put an object to the left, add a frame and move it to the right, the tween will fill in the middle X frames.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# In Photoshop the only thing you can't 'tween' (inbetween frames) is Transformations
like Scale and Rotation - However, Wil has ingeniously used several ball shapes to map Positional Transformations which can be tweened.

Amazing stuff. Really Out the Box thinking there Wil.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# It reminds me...
...of som of the early Raytracing demos on the Amiga / Atari ST, except it took less time to make than one frame would have taken to render.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# The old Amiga Blitter test the red/white spinning and bouncing ball
best of all the faux-3d simulations
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# OH YES!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Yes.
The BLiTTER moved the sprite and the animation was done using Palette cycling.

Atari cloned that demo to show off the same effect on the STE in 1988 (which also had a BLiTTER chip). Of course, on the Amiga, you could drag the demo's public screen down and see Workbench underneath with virtually no slowdown. It took Atari until 1992 with MultiTOS to implement MultiTasking and exactly three people used it.

And I was two of them.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I understand about one word in 4 of this subthread :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Welcome to my world!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Maybe you don't need to...
...if you aren't / weren't into the sixteen-bit demo scene, it would be a waste of a perfectly cromulent explanation.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Absolutely :D
it would be very difficult to explain in layman's terms you really had to grow up with coding from magazines, push and pop etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I just wrote a demo that does full-screen 50fps parallax scrolling on a Speccy.
Only to find everyone on b3ta is talking 16-bit and blitters.
Way to make me feel late to the party... ;(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# 16 bit is the new thing in computing
just wait until eggbox 360 and sony trainstation starts launching titles Crysis2 16bit can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# There's...
...a work in progress version of Wolfenstein 3D for the Atari ST right now, it's very playable.

It cheats a bit, all the graphics are stored Planar, rather than using Chunky-to-planar conversion, and there's a lot of pre-calc tables, but it runs full screen at about 15FPS on a stock 8MHz ST, without a BLiTTER, with the same speed and detail you'd see on a 486.

I used to be a tiny bit involved with it (I contributes a few routines that I can't remember now). Just goes to show what you can do when you've got a few decades to think about solving a problem!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Linkage?
Go to 1:48 on this Speccy demo. This is in 48K and pretty good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MchzKT_oufE
But demo coders are all up there own arses. All these '8-bit Wolfenstein' demos go nowhere as they get the scenery engine going and then fail doing objects.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Here:
www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=17247

Works fine on emulators. Grab a copy of STEeM and a TOS ROM and have fun.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Nonsense.
I'm all about the eight bits. My ST and Falcon may have been my main 'production' computers for a long time (and in some ways, still are) but I'm so eight-bit, I shit SID chips!

I love seeing how far people can push older machines. Seeing an eight-bit Atari 800 doing textured tunnels, or plasma, or texture-mapped objects, on a stock machine with standard RAM and CPU, even though lower-resolution, is far more exciting than seeing say, an amig adoing the same.

People are more cretive when there are more limits. sixteen-bit machines have fewer limitations (unless you're using an Atari ST - a co-processor free design until 1987) so the eight bit demos and recent games are far more exciting and interesting. I once wrote an implementation of Pac-Man on a 1K ZX-81, in BASIC, with basic AI and everything. Astonishingly, WiL wrote almost the same version, about twenty years before we mwt (and eight years before I wrote my version). I squeezed every spare byte out of that machine, even reduced the screen size a couple of line to give me back about twenty bytes for the keyboard routines.

LET X=X+(INKEY$="8")-(INKEY$="5")

...wile stay with me forever.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Quite.
I was quite good at 68K Assembly back in the day. We did half a semester on Computer Organisation on my degree course (we're back in 1999 now) and they picked a simple 68K based machine to teach us the basics (fetch-execute cycle, register design, binary math etc) because it was a mature, well-understood and relatively straightforward CISC machine to study. Of course I'd been coding for my Atari ST for years so I knew it already.

One assignment was to assemble three statements into machine code by hand, using only the manual to decode the statements. I remember doign this, showing all my working (addressing modes, etc) and when I put my three statements into DevPAC, and it assembled into EXACTLY the hex code I'd already written down, I was dead chuffed!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Excellent stuff Wil
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Thank u darlink,
dare I ask how you doin?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Brother came around going through all the bills and such letting people know
getting some of the debts cancelled and tracking down any payments due to us (I still use 'us' it's comforting still) The report from the Coroner came back and he died of a Heart Failure caused by reduced blood flow which in turn was caused by artery disease from smoking and diabetitis so it's small comfort that there wasn't any action I could have taken to prevent it and a bigger comfort to know he died peacefully without any pain at all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Aw...
well that's good to know, hope it helps you a bit to know that, I was worried you were gonna blame yourself entirely for it, not a good path to take, was worried for you.

Yes now the long long road of all the crappy pissy paper chases and legalities, lots of emails and letters and phone calls, I've yet to go thru this whole thing myself but have seen others do so, some seem to find it comforting to go thru all their other half's stuff aftwerwards, others not so at all, may we find you in the former category n I hope it isn't too painful or protracted.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yes all the phoning around sending off letter with copies of the death certificate isn't my field of expertise
I rather be getting drunk, playing Xbox and making After Effects videos especially as this is my 2 weeks holiday from work but now it's nose to the grindstone to sort through this stuff - not that I'm trying to be flippant about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# In some ways better to have 2 weeks off than not
but no I appreciate what you are saying, not exactly how you planned it, to say the least.

Many many hugs darlin, many as you need, XXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Thanks, Wil. Eleventy hugs with surfice for the moment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I can only tween in photoshop, thats how much of a numpty I am, flash confuses and scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I always feel I could probably do lovely things with Flash
if only someone could help me understand WTF is goin on.

It's just too alien to anything else I have ever used before, so you're not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I approach it and think, come on I can use everything else how hard can it be..
..then it comes out of the screen, pulls down my trousers and smacks my quivering flash-fearing botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I just feel like I'm trying to have a meaningful interaction with an IT engineer over his work
which to me sounds like 'I flabbled the fleeble but the grabble wouldn't grobble and completely plubbled the plabalater!'

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# AHEM.
Don't suppose you had any particular attractive IT engineer in mind did you?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Not at all...
*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# This is what you require
books.google.com/books/about/Flash_cartoon_animation.html?id=yz6_U5chAi8C
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I used to have a tutorial about Flash Tweening
the effects can be very bizzare if Flash is left to decide the transformation shape but you can set Shape Hints on key points of a shape to ensure the shape follows a certain path.



Q&D example Ctrl + Shift + H adds a Shape Hint to a Shape Tween
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Goodness, that's mighty fine!
I'm ashamed to admit I didn't even know Photoshop had tweening options...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I feel I only know half of it's functions
don't even use masks, but I manage ok, for b3ta anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# that's Ballz!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Very clever stuff!
Makes me want to experiment with tweening myself...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Fantastic... I love the bit where he does Bruce Forsyth.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That's lovely that is
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)

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