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# Portrait of the Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# "Come to me breast me starving b3tans!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Suckle on it's man milky goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# "it's internet cunt fresh!"®
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# internet cunt fresh! ®
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# oh sweet and creamy curdlumps, that's repulsive!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# you can't say that b3taday :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# i think you'll find that i can
especially as i've just eaten :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# mother's milk has never tasted so fine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# No thanks....
I've not had my tea
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Lovely thanks,
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# PURILE!
And loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies???
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# CELEBRATIONS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# almost as disturbing as the original ad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
almost as more
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# you'd think that, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# link or it is not true!
EDIT: hang on... forget that..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Fanny fart FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Congratulations Rob.
he's such a Cunt!

EDIT: and all you b3tains! HAPPY BIRTHDAY US!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I always knew rob had the moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
#
moves squits
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# KICKIN UP SOME FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# AAA++++ this post, would view again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
the dog is my fave
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# rob's pointy moobs are giving me the dry-heaves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
#


Click for bigger (203 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# exactly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# BLOW YOU CUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I HUFF & I PUFF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# what better way to celebrate ten years of weirdness?! very good mr head
though i think somewhat overshadowed by my magnus opus -

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# a thing of wonderment
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# needs more goatse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hitler always considered the Nuremberg Rally a chance to impress
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
i'd like to see him do the nurburgring on a segway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# one of my inlaw inlaws did it on his motorbike
which he subsequnetly smashed up along with his scaplula and several ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# ooo, painful!
bui i bet he was the hero of A & E
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# he won't do very well if he keeps turning to the right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# How sad, they never get to meet.
Also I was sad that post 2 is no longer with us.


But you can time spaz your way to many missing b3ta threads with the internet archive
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I don't understand that?
Am I ment to??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# There used to be a b3ta bug
where you could reply to a future post (and once that future post was posted, the time spaz replies would naturally appear under it).
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# That was fun too, pre-emptive time spazzing
Hack the gibson!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# You used to be able to reply to any post ever made
Lots of people would go and see/reply to the early posts on b3ta (looking back at old posts was called time spazzing) like post 1 etc but there was no love for post 2, so I posted a reply to it with that pic. If there needed to be a link back to an old archive page I could warn people it was an old link with that pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# You old boys....
You're such a laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# :D
Congrats
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Congrats
this took way too much effort
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# rocko's modern cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# YEY...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# :D
Fuck Uncle Death going to die
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Chase the devil out of work
*skanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, hello Uncle Death!
Lovely to see you again, I was wondering if you had brought back those steak knives I len...*splutter*

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ...hello...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# My, what a big... Oh, it's a SCYTHE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# the difference between a scythe and a chopper is small but significant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it's nice to see the kids getting out in the fresh air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Yes, but how did the little shits get Uncle Death's Fucker Upper!
Everything's gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# that's kids for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Nothing says "fun" like rotating razor sharp hook blades
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# he's fucking loving it
great job
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# They can't kill him.
Maybe scratch his back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# The Death of Death
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Impossible.
It's all going to be revealed as a dream when they wake up in Uncle Death's subterranean fun dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# shut your fucking face uncle fuckaaah
nicely done as usual. You ever thought of illustrating childrens' books?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true,
nobody fucks uncles quite like you.
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka.
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

*farting and laughing- Traffic Warden:"Whats going on here?"
more farting*

Uncle fucka, uncle fucka uncle fucka, uncle fucka...
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka. (uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, I must say! You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucka, thats U.N.C.L.E, fuck you, uncle fucka-a-a-a-a...tonight! Suckmyballs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I always laugh at the Suckmyballs at the end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# ...of my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Hello Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# We're good to go. I repeat, good to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# oh, very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Top shop!
Apocalypse now stylings work well.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Crikey - fastest FP ever!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# My gob was rather smacked!
:) Nice for the 10th Anniversary though *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# haha, dragonfly dun a poo.
People poo.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# VNice:D
congratulations on the FP
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers herman!
And back atchya for yours sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Very lully
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# "I love the smell of Mayfly Poo in the morning"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's wonderful
I repeat, that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Apocalypse Gnat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# That's a belter, Ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# this is lovely
and reminds me of lexx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Luther?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# no, the one with the lovely kai
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# From that children's space show with the puppets?
and the cheap cgi?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# cheap cgi, yes
but not puppets. also it was on about 1a.m, so not for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I think you'll find that's called crappy scheduling
Nothing to do with the content. ITV used to show UFO at 11.45 at night. That was a U certificate show.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# this had an undead bloke, a mental robot head
and a sex slave in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# No, Smash you're mixing it up with Rentaghost & Metal Mickey
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# i liked rentaghost
although that's not the reason i slept with a man that looked exactly like timothy claypole....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I say!
www.flickr.com/photos/telstar/2067218329/

*monocles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# that's some cracking hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# It was only later in the first series the female Skydiver crew had t-shirts on underneath...
i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/subCrew.jpg

And an entire episode (one of the better ones) here: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4111992180847487143&hl=en
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# gah
now I'm thinking about Farscape again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
My work here is complete!

*swirls cape*

*gets caught in Jet Engine intake*

/should have watched The Incredibles blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# NO CAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I shall call you Edna Mode
forthwith :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# we still don't know why
but my mate's 2-year-old son calls me supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Now, that's an odd one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# A shitload.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# top stuff Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers Mighty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# That really is exquisite.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# woo yay, and indeed hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# This reminds me of Lexx.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# woo!
and a yay! congrats on the fp!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Cheers matey
And the very same to you! I love those, it's the little 'stutter' in his
leg as he stamps that makes it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# A very well done!
lavvlee!
(CjR Mix, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Cheers CJ!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Nice
It reminds me of Tessa Farmer's stuff. Saw her work at 'The crip' in london for the Amon Tobin album release.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# clearly fake, no snowballs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Blimey!
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# You can tell she's got a firm grip og his snow balls
probably melted them...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# 0_0

or does it now have to be 1_0?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# 1_0
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# kate's bush
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Three In the hand are worth one In Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# happy cuntday
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ain't no party like a cuntshed party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Enormous Fossilised Lime?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Best of all the Yes albums.
Also: FISCHGABEL!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Many cunty returns
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# nice cockake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Let's get this show on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# swingers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3TA *rubs hands* 6 years til your legal.......
I think everything is in order here....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# All aboard
*toot toot*

Blessed and chump always makes me laugh there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# a thing of beauty and a joy forever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# That's fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# this is science we can all enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Awesome work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Epic Work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# 1_0
Also...AHHH.. THE FEAR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# superbative
and many happy b3ta 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MEMES!
GIV DESE PEEPOL COHAGEN!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome!
I don't know boxgirl, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# if it had more hulk, it could have won the compo lol
;)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It's the memebus that keeps on giving!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# this is wonderful
Its severely missing freebase, but im guessing its not up to date with the latest memes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I see no squirrels with tits anywhere
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This is still one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# It just wouldn't be b3ta without THE FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEE FEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I hope one day I can drive a bus like this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# do you ever get to drive an open-topped one?
we should all turn up dressed as memes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I've only ever driven an open topped bus when
I've taken a double decker under a low bridge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# You are James Bond in Live and Let Die
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# dare i squeeze onto the seat next to Mr. T?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha, brian
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Lovethisone
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Ah Sturdy girl!
one of my favs
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# so Freebase was driving and Vimod took the picture? :D
wooo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# is it still a toap, if it's a gif?

probably, and like many of my pics, nwot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# just don't look at the other end
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i'm not sure it could get much worse
but then, i'm trying not to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# yeah...it might have teeth too
those *are* teeth, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# The one in the middle is....
the rest are just painted onto her gums I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Probably has piles with fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# WHAT IS IT?
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# i hope not, that would suggest it could reproduce.
but, if you'd like to try......
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I know some other cures
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I knew she was a waxer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# That, truly, is the most horrific mental image.
Ma'am, I insist you wait just there. I shall return.... interfrastically.
Et Voila:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
My second one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# You should be ashamed. A young lady like yourself.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Pffff 'lady'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah, well I've been receiving some disturbing info on this during the course of the afternoon.
You and I need to have a 'conversation'.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# shapely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well, hello there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *climbs into hot tub*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# My oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Fuck me
Amy Pond's gone right downhill
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# You did see Saturdays' one?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oh yeah
weird how her hair in no way went grey, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Oh christ no/yes/no/yes/no
'refuses to look anymore'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Somehow think premature ejaculation wouldn't be the problem any more
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# hence the guarantee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# That's some tooth there...
You'd think she would learn to keep it for special occastions such as xmas, birthdays and opening barrels.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Eep.
On that note - time for the train.

Cheers b3ta for not-quite-10-years-in-my-case of procrastination and general diversions, and cheers people for a cracking day on the /board.

Hope for plenty more of the same in the future :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Awesome
Awesome to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Superb work but I feel it's missing a K-Tel or Ronco label :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Not available in any shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# And there's a good reason for that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Generally.
I was always surprised that they were so eager to advertise that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# *downloads*
*immediately deletes freebase and I Love Horses*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Does it have any kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Farsands of 'em
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ^Ta you smashers^
:D oop there
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# This
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# gawd bless er
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# *waves flag*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
flag cock

in all honesty, WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# those are Denise Welch's tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# BLARGH!!
though, i was refering to the queen :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# 0 O,
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# My Eyes!
My Poor Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Oh come one
I bet she's got a very pretty little ginger mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I know what you're angling for,
and it's not going to work. Not this time, Waspy ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# NOOOOO! NOT MY EYES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# bleary, bleary me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# WOOF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# See I remember for years wanting to see Britney Spears' vagina
and then she goes and waits ten years and has two kids before she flashes it in public

Lady celebrities: you're going to get it out eventually, why not do it now before you get too old and it's all horrible down there?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# oh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I'm clicking for the NSFW version without success :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Lest we forget
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# bleuch...
*adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# It was a fake anyway
George W Bush was never really the President of the US of A
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# FAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# No bridge, Helicopter nor shark!
How can I trust this place now?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# 10 years on and we still cannot trust B3ta and Rob
/keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Well, that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# i did
2 days ago.
i believe there was massive flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I dropped in for a while
there was a weird atmosphere. was it LS18 who flounced?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Oh yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# :D i'm prepared for the next one


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm looking
forward to seeing these in action. Just hope it isn't me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# before he changed his username a couple of times, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Likewise.
I believe it was he, although there was a lot of name changing involved.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, 'fraid so.
i've had no problem with him, personally and i completely understand the point he was trying to make. He just did it badly, but more importantly, the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# He must have done something odd in the past...
I was ignoring him for a while - only added him back quite recently on one of my sporadic culls of the list...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# maybe the ghetto vending machine?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Not sure.
...although I tend to operate a 3 strikes system so it was unlikely to have been a single post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# It also turned out he was a staggering hypocrite
don't mock 9/11 victims but lets have a good old lol at Iranian Protestors hung for protesting against the Iranian dictatorship.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# we're all hypocrites given enough time
it's always the same when someone suddenly feels a stronger connection to what is being mocked. Fucking funny though. Hopefully he'll be back with a "yeah, I get it now" comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I hope so after all what is b3ta without a bit of banter
if you can't stand having your leg pulled then sit down instead.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# ^ this
It's not like the board doesn't have Hide Post or Ignore features. Not everything will be to everyone's taste all the time, but getting into that sort of debate on any online forum, least of all this one, is only going to end in Godwin and flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Someone told me (I forget who it was)
"Don't argue with knobheads they will only pull you down to their level!" paraphrasing but you get the jist
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yep. It's amazing how many proper hissy fits on this board begin with a perfectly rational discussion and just descend from there.
Absence of body language cues make it very hard to tell when someone is winding you up.

The internet is not your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I was once told a joke about a Ring-Master at a Circus
everyday he would get wound-up by the Circus Clown throwing custard pies at him, make fun of him and generally been obnoxious, finally he got fed-up with it and sough advice from a Counsellor who told him he should learn to retailiate with some quick-witted banter that would turn the tables on the clown and make him look foolish for his bullying. So the Ring-Master when to a school of witty banter and learnt alsort quick-witted retorts and gained a certificate. He thought to himself "Just you wait Clown the Big Shoe will be on the other Foot tonight!" and so he entered the Circus Ring and there was the Clown and once again up to his old tricks and humilitating the Ring-Master then sounding and in a proud loud voice the Ring Master shouted "FUCK OFF YOU RED NOSED CUNT!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Ah - the King of Quick Wit and Ready Repartie (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I think it was me!
It's the sort of thing I say...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Ah yes - well done that man :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# He flounced in and flounced out again his words ringing in our ears as he deleted them...
www.b3ta.com/board/10532257
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
anyone for a game of catch?
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Obama looks a bit pale
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# *ahem* today's the 12th, you missed it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Timing is everything in comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# timing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Better late than never . i say :)
(DJTK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# But if that was true then the Swiss would be the best comedians in the world, probably?
Actually that isn;t true the Atomic Clock at Greenwich has been proven to be the most accurate in the world - pmsl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Timing is everything in...
bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Timing is everything in comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Nearly half past 4
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# lolodeath
I remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Such lovely teeth for a corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I wonder if the owner of the top half minds his head being used for a) fake Bin Laden pics and b) comedy purposes
and don't you go telling me corpses opinions don't count
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fake. Here's proof
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# loudest lol of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Further proof
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Haha! Pretty conclusive i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Back o' the net!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hehehe :o)
Before each game do they get the entire community together to raise the goalposts?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# That they do...
...that they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Happy 10th Candle Day b3ta!
The top 40 this week in 2001 was relentless, unmitigated shit.

So have a selection of less shit songs from the top 50 bestselling singles of 2001 instead.






(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Haha, good selection
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# If I'd gone for this week's top 40 in 2001
you'd have ended up with Blue, Westlife, 5ive, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, So Solid Crew and Bob the Builder.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# wouldn't mind ending up with sophie ellis-bexter
tbh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh, yes!
*nods like a parcel shelf ornament*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10533680
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I am so glad you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Nobody would have thanked me for any of that.
The album charts were just as bad, except for the re-releases of decent albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# yay!
I'm liking today. Can all the old folk who have cropped up out of curiosity perhaps consider hanging around and doing some doodles and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ^ this
Some things need fresh blood, b3ta just wants a few more old farts back in the fold.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I wish I'd have had more time/hummus to stick around more
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# maybe if you spent less time chatting on twitter :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I knew you'd counter with that!
:)

I just don't seem to have any inspiration for images any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I know where you're coming from - I've been having a real uphill struggle of late.
No bad thing in part, since it means I spend more time actually working, but on those occasions when I do find myself with a bit of time on my hands it'd be nice if the old grey matter actually came up with something worth doing.

...although quietly chuffed with this

EDIT you should just invest in a version of PS that doesn't keep crashing!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ballcocks! the awful puns you post on Twitter
are perfect material, and your stock photo skills would be a welcome change to the flea :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It's far easier
to stream conciousness for 140 characters than spend an hour on a pic or follow a discussion about how shit/great Star Wars is/was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Star Wars is fucking great
...what?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# also this
I've had such a stupidly massive amount of work this year

so massive I even gave some of it to Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Do I miss good things?
Post them on facebook so I can see too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# lack of time/hummus and a load of other things to deal with atm
but I might start doodling again...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I wish I had the time or the ideas....
...oh right, not me, the others. sorry. :(

*shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# unexpected alien ant farm
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# my 7 year old daughter has this
on her "bedtime compilation" CD
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Awesome!
I found out about a week ago that my 3 year old daughter likes Lovebug Starski.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# My three-year-old absolutely loves
1950s music and clothes. Rock Around The Clock sends her mentally happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# my 3 year old loves the ramones
he's a fan of freebase too ;) he's seen some of the more suitable pics i've done on here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# My two watch the Tiny Giraffe video posted on here
at least a dozen times a week.

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/tg2.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I made a video to a Ramones song :)
www.vimeo.com/19386051

My videos are about right for 3 year olds...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# is it the lullaby remix?
or am i turning into a seven year old girl?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgpW3jTBa4w&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# We have some of those
they're great.

Although you can hardly tell the difference between the lullaby version of Kid A and the real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It scares the hell out of me
that all those songs are ten years old.

Nice work, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Not sure why I put Kylie in capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# After the Screamadelica 20th anniversary
I now fail to be surprised by how old music is now.

I know I am now old
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Same time as Levelling the Land and Never Loved Elvis
and this year is PWEI's 25th anniversary

fuck me, time, what have you done to me?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# haha wow
I'd forgotten all about the Levellers

maybe cos I sold my Levellers albums so I could buy bread when I was a student
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Teenage Dirtbag -
I remember there were about six months where you couldn't get away from that song...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha,
Your worst nightmare; Me singing it!
www.b3mused.com/audios/513/teenage-dirtbag.html
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# sorry miss jackson WOO!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Wheatus?
Fucking hell. They were, still are and always will be, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's depressing
how favourably they compare with most of the stuff in the charts in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ahh, the Dandy Ws.
Lovely Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# YAY!
Opens in new tab to enjoy.

These are total greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# topical.


and shit
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# its seems to me
that you lived your life
like a dog cock in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# my neighbours roof
is in his garden... and all I can think of is windy dogs cocks :-/
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# the dog must be glad for the wind
that bad boy would be dragging along the floor otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Quite literally a weather cock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I harvested all the apples from off of my tree this weekend
and now I'm glad I did
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# many years ago I used to draw zombies, I never got round to finishing them all, but seeing as today is a special occasion, I thought I'd post the final one

original line drawing dated March 2008
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# LENS FLARE!!
:D nicely
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is it still a lens flare when it's hand drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# *sheepishly looks at feet*
s'pose not

knew it was hand drawn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I can never be sure if it counts when its not filtad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# isn't everything fair game?
as long you know what's filtad and what's not?
like now, it was obviously not filtad. equally, if another pic was clearly filtad....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# depends what the game is
I'm certainly confused, is it twister?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# game?
i thought that was a rubbish movie with Bill Paxton
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# *laughs at the bad cg flying cow*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# aceness
call da cops
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# rob zombie!
Whats with the flashy light though?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# he was looking at ways of reading books in bed without disturbing the b3tan wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# you're possibly not old enough to remember
it's something rob wore once
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# its a very nice lens flare
good light effects like that are hard to paint right.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# TOP LEFT
is an upisde-down cock and balls...
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# good spot sir
intentional, mister toast?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# it was indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Just flaccid rather than upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# flaccid cocks on b3ta?
not sure that's even allowed. is it?

it speaks volumes that it's seen as upside down rather than flaccid though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# how anyone can even come on b3ta without a raging throbber is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# i'm totally with you on this
b3ta.com/board/10533533
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I have never been on b3ta with a raging throbber
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# aging robbers are acceptable
i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/Ronnie-Biggs_1002492c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Wasn't that what you called that 'device' you kept in your purse?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Raging throbber?
Pasanonic?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Wotcher chief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# aight
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# well um err...I would hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I save my throbbing ragers
for yiff time
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# rob and cocks?
heaven forfend!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ah, b3ta's very own Raoul Moat has arrived.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Haha! Excellently done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Nice
I still see a few of these around on facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Why is Amy Pondlife wearing a flashing bar of soap?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Google Answers is that way ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# or off topic
\ /
/ ---
/ |
\ |
-----------------
ah, fuck that didn't work at all

(not that i was trying to suggest you're in the wrong place, just that off topic exists and no one knows how to get there.
or it's never mentioned, like a retarded cousin)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Nice One, Toasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha, most excellent indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Woo!
Still very proud of being zombified by Happy Toast!




(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# that's a very early one :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# #35 apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I missed the boat on these :o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# hmm, maybe if I'd stuck with the simpler look I'd have got to the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *hearty applause*
and a *click*
Edit: And another one for you:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha...
These are all of the ace sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Nothing enigmatic about that grinning mug :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Who was the mysterious model?
Some say it was Niccolo Machiavelli, while other evidence points towards Rene Descartes. An article in a court circular of the day suggests it was Hernan Cortes.

All historians agree, however, that whoever it was, he was an utter internet c*nt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# His eyes follow around the screen, you know.
(User #86772, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# 10 years and I still havent read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
i cant believe you took a photo of my cock
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
i cant believe you took a photo of my cock

Lazy, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I hope for his sake you gave it back after drawing round it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# nor me!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Happy Birthday you sexy bitches.
lube up and get ready from some hot donut action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Oh Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# :D
all the classics making an appearance today!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Turning out to be a grand day on the board today!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Happy candlez Sir
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# \o/
Andrew!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# *ears burn*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# oooophh
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Sexy!
Happy Birthday B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Andrew!
Oh how we've missed you - some classic posting today :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I remember b3ta when it was just 2 years old awww
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahahah
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# And you wondered just what you had accomplished!
Andrew? All I know is I hear 70's music.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)

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