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# Meh
(Speshal, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# +OFFOFFOFF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# EAT A BAG OF COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
#
Lets all jump on the bandwagon shall we
(Speshal, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I love Bible Studies, me

Should probably mention you can click for the Bible verse :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# explain the parable to us
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# let the collective ass of b3ta explain it.
and lo, one day there was a small boy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# and meme picture begat meme picture
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# meme picture is what separates humans and robots from animals and robot animals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# It's the reason Christians can eat shrimp and wear clothes made of two different fabrics
When Jesus ate his food with shitty hands, he was illustrating that they didn't have to follow the rules of Leviticus any more*, even those that may seem sensible, like washing your hands before you eat. He said it doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, because it will be "purified" by the stomach. This from someone whose dad invented germs and disease.

*except, apparently, the one about gayness
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# thus demonstrating
that he was just making up that shit as he was going along :)

oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# No, seriously, I base my life on the example of the man who ate his food with shitty hands
If Jesus said it's fine it must be fine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# he did have a beard
so he was probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I shall try
Faith is exempt from standards of hygiene, other than mysticism such as Halal, kashrut , or any other such spiritual bollocks

And why is hygiene necessary in the first place? Surely God is cool in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# this makes me think that god is an extreme performance artist
who walks around naked covered in his own shit smiting stuff at random because HE FUCKING CAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# HE FUCKING CAN
HE CREATED THE FUCKING COSMOS MAN, this is a guy who has cheated death

Quite possibly because he created it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# that's just being BADASS innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yes he would
then he would probably go to a massive rave and get off his fucking nut
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# He's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ripped to the tits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# 0_o
Or more to the point ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] good read
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth!
What would jesus do... Suck you off like a cheap whore
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
nice interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus on da cross
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Jesus would rename Chekov!
Me too it's a stupid made up name.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Jesus do? He'd look fruit loops crazy!


The Bible? Didn't L. Ron Hubbard write that?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# heheh - I'm glad Jesus
isn't my line manager...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Saw these in Tesco today.. bargain!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# A poultry sum for such a large chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# you'd be clucking mad
to miss out on this deal!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I, for one, would be spitting feathers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# you fucking cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# ya! fucking cock! I canard stop myself!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Duck!
I just threw something fowl at you
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# quack!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# happy candle day, o vigorous throbbing one!
Not been on here much of late, as im working in soho (not as a rent boy) and i dont get home til 8. I only really waste loads of time on here when im working from home and distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# oh my you've missed so much!
there was like.. erm.. something and something.. and um. tentacle rape and erm.. then something erm.. japanese zombie nun something then jesus came.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Has she posted much? Any flounces?
Is harold still alive? What about ricky?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I don't know innit
there seems to be the odd post every now and then.

about the others, I know naaaating.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I would egg you on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# such fowl language!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I read that as "EVIL LARGE CHICKENS"
Which scared me momentarily
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# i suspect fowl play
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# wow, unexpected house guest has just arrived!
later, y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# EXrA LARGE CHICKLNS has no reflection! AARRRGHHH - VAMPIRE CHICKLNS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# eeeeeh,
the more I look at this, the more I chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I can't wait for next week's edition.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] he certainly knows how to make doing the dishes more enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# swap the merlot for montrachet
and you've got a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# And an inoffensive pinot grigio, chilled to fucking ice-cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Swap the chardonnay for rioja and I'll have one too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Where do I put the fish and loaves into
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# happy candle-age
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# tanky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I'll have you know I have never been a 'tanky'
and in no way endorsed the Russian occupation of budapest and Hungary! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# But think of all that free goulash
with real goulashes in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# the oven?
it may be your b3rthday but there's no excusing stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I'll have you know my idiocy is just as vigorous on any day!
And people said I was stupid!

but I proved them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i'll show ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# arr! I be 2 be showed! arr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Mr Meats
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# ta
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# *gets out chequebook*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# how did you fit inside of a chequebook?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# it's the source of the massive cheques
that are given to people who win competitions. obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# with all those flashing lightbulbs on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# you are flat stanley
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Cor
You've set the standard now.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# luckily I've set the standard nice and low
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# He'd sink rather than walk on water?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Image challenge vote
* The UK in 5 years time
* Three words: The Royal Family
* Nasty greetings cards. Get well soon. Birthdays etc.
* What would Jesus do? Jesus solving everyday problems
* Stupid Telly - shows for IQs less than 60

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EDIT: VOTE OVER. YOU CHOSE JESUS. HOORAY FOR CHRIST OUR LORD.
b3ta.com/challenge/whatwouldjesusdo/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# We already have 'Stupid Telly' - it's called ITV
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I think we did greetings cards before (probably about five years ago though). It was a toapfest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Nothing new there then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I remember voting for it then
and regretting it.

I often tend to be too click happy and I've just done it again and voted for something that I now regret.

So, if you hate whatever wins, chances are I contributed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# this is how the system is meant to work
vote fast! vote often!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
ITV Telly
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Looking forward to the 500th newsletter.
I bet it will have a smashing blouse on.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# My suggestion for newsletter subject :
Why is your mum like this newsletter?

Both have just reached 5 tons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Forgive me for I have sinned.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# NONE OF THE ABOVE!
I spoiled my ballot by smearing shit on my screen.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# It's clearly "What would Jesus do?"
"Stupid Telly" will be people hilariously posting shots of the X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing.

The others would all be good, but clearly "What would Jesus do?" wins it.

VOTE MY WAY, PLEBS.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I love how the bars so accurately match the numbers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Don't mock the complex bar-matching algorithm!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I'm just happy with the pretty colours there are in this week's bars
normally they are boring! Maybe the pretty colours have influenced my voting decision.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# they constantly change, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# True, but the colours constantly change with the vote
so if you like a colour, I guess you shouldn't click on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Damn now my vote of Orange has been wasted!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# greetings cards, definitely
jesus wouldn't do anything, he doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# heh
you heathen
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# i prefer the term "realist"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# man, you are so going to hell
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# If it exists
Proving Hull exists is even harder if it wasn't for the fishy smells or is that Grimsby?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# better book a coach
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# the music is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Wait. Are you posting this from an operating room?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Probing room probably
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Say hello to our new probing prophets.
She better hope there's no hell. Or that her surgeon isn't a alien. Or something. I'm all messed up over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# i fucking should be
however, my surgeon is sick, so the cunts sent me home again. not like they could have phoned me and told me not to come in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Curses! Someone has hell to pay for making you fast for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# YEAH LET'S KILL MOHAMMED
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i'd go all evil dominatrix on them
but i'm far too tired. only had 3 hours of sleep since yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Yeah but they play all their records backwards
Satan "Hey guys if you play this evil message record backwards it sounds just like Judas Priest!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i can live with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# If you think Moon River is bad, wait til you hear it in reverse. Andy Williams is satan.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# that's convenient
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# I just downloaded Moon River
and reversed it. It's amazingly boring - even more so than the right way round. I started playing around adding reverb and a few effects and then asked myself what the fuck I thought I was doing and stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# great story!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I'm nothing if not a brilliant writer
GO AND DOWNLOAD SOME MOTHERFUCKING STORIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cloverfield had some Reverse Audio easter eggs
www.filmjunk.com/2008/01/21/mysterious-whispers-and-other-easter-eggs-in-cloverfield/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I've still not watched Cloverfield
I'll get around to it some day. I did, however, watch Frankenfish. That film is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I'd strongly suggest you see it
but rather than buy the dvd you're probably better of renting it as it doesn't hold attention beyond the initial viewing very well you might be tempted to watch it a few times initially but after that there isnlt a lot of point which is why I think they included Easter Eggs to have to going back to rewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I think I shall do just that
In return, you should watch Frankenfish. So long as first get drunk, stoned, or both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# in summary
frankenfish: good
cloverfield: utter fucking tosh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i like south park's cloverfield piss-take
so i'll watch cloverfield. i have a high tolerance for tosh. even fucking tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I haven't got anywhere near stoned my whole life I had a few puffs on a joint of two
in my time but I didn't inhale ;) Drunk I can do although in fairness I get tipsy and giggly but never vomit inducing drunk I hate the feeling when the room spins never going to do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# it's hard to watch a film when the room's spinning around you
giggly drunk is the best condition to watch frankenfish in

(i've never been near stoned in my life either, don't like smoking and never cooked the stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Haha. What would you expect.
How did you do it? Some fancy software no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Audacity
Piece of piddle. Though I'm running it on a Mac and it got a bunch of Apple-made plugins which is where the reverb came from.

The flashy software would've been Adobe Audition which most people seem to hate but which I really like. Except that I don't have a Mac version and my PC is dead. This update brought to you by Tedious Details inc.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Cool. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# No problem
If you're on Windows or want to use Wine, I'd actually recommend Goldwave. That's a very nice program.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# If those records are Stone Roses B sides
that means you end up listening to Waterfall and Elephant Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
youtu.be/th0Yq3cq514
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# in hell
everyone is hot!

it's like the internet!

only with more hell!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# good. i hate being cold.
also, merry candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# ta!
I have just been back from lidl for 30 minutes, I have tortillas and dip.

It's not that great.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i have a single can of strongbow
i'm so tired, it'll probably knock me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I tired too, but I have to say, shopping at this time of night is a lot less stressful
shame I don't live walking distance to a 24 hour place, I get get my "he's not fucking right he is" badge for buying a chicken at 3am
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# when the 24-hour asda opened a couple of miles away
me and my mates piled in there stoned at about 3 a.m, to buy shiny things and munchies. there was a bit of a dawn of the dead vibe about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# "You never know"
*grins to cctv*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i love that bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Hey, you're the one who keeps setting competitions encouraging us to mock Jesus.
I'm sure there's an extra special space in Hell being kept warm for you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# That's what the "would" is there for
Same as "What would Pingu do?" and "What would happen if Jean-Luc Picard and a unicorn had buttsex in Pingu's hut?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# it's an igloo, you tard, not a hut!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# The igloo's where he lives
but he has a hut where he sexes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# ahaha
thanks for the save
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# dirty fish-scented slut that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# if he did i imagine he'd be a boring twat anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Nasty Greetings Cards...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
#
no
no
no
no
no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# THERE'S NOO LIMIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# There is a clear lack of graffiti around here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Basically any of those
with the words "... with monster trucks" on the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# you can do that with any challenge
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Then let's fucking GO!
HOO YEAH

Except I don't think I could do anything with a monster truck, but I am fully in favour of the idea.

What would Jesus do if he had to buy some cheese... IN A MONSTER TRUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Awww... but Jesus is shit!
Greeting cards! WOOOO!

EDIT: Ho-hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Oh well, I'll spend most of this week getting pissed any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Ha I voted for The royal family
as it had no votes and I can't do the challenge anyway :-p
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# WHAT!!!
HAPPENED TO MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!

Anyway here is Wobblys in depth analysis:
* The UK in 5 years time - "A world ruled my MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Three words: The Royal Family: "Driving MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Nasty greetings cards. - "Sorry to hear you were run over by my MONSTER TRUCK!"
* What would Jesus do? "Squish all the baddies in his MONSTER TRUCK!
* Stupid Telly - "Pimp my MONSTER TRUCK!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Monster-truckin' mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# E Dubya did all those.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# yeah and WHAT ABOUT THIS?
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1389833

Ingrates :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# punch them in the genitals
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Something tells me you once received an email about having too many monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I remember when it lived on the Red Hat server in a text file
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I remember when the Red Hat server was all fields
And now? NOW? Concrete, everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# click
(herman:D, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Jeebus - haven't got a clue what to do but someone somewhere will get very upset
hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Cards, please
Jeremy had a big night

BIGGER please
/edit: your all gay (& so's Jesus)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# does he smell worse on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hah. No, he eats potpourri.
And happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ta
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here and go watch a film or something.


Someday maybe I'll figure out how to get rid of the beard...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Just to save everyone the bother of pearoasting their images
b3ta.com/challenge/jesusUK/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# tell her you prefer men
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# heshejesus
(herman:D, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# shesus?
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# uk in 5 years time...
*googles for images of post war berlin*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# you're late
current challenges: "What would Jesus do?", "Steve Jobs RIP", that perennial favourite "Naughty Shop Challenge" and the icon mini challenge.

Rob forgot to post a challenge starting thread. And I'm actually working so I don't have the time to knock up something quick and rubbish. Which makes it sound like I'm anything other than another opinionated cunt on the internet who should probably donate again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# I had to do some grocery type shopping
I got tinned shit from lidl

nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I don't have a Lidl nearby :(
I don't think there are any in the country. I think it's illegal to sell food for less than three times its actual worth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# don't worry, it's not legally food!
HAHAHA HAHAH*cough*HAHAHA*cough*HAHAHA*splutter*HAHAHAHA*choke*

dead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# it's quite fitting that in your last dying seconds
you found time to italicise your last word
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# the mortal coil shall egress with it's final flourish before the terminant decresendo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# for a man who just died you're not half wordy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# post mortal lexicosis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# BEFORE THE THREADRUSH™
nwot, unshopped, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# cock conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Bye!
O.K. guys i am not going to post until tomorrow, so bai 4 now.
(GooingOut is a brony and knows it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I would say read the FAQ but it's all lies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Including the bit about space lizards running the world?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I heard they contract it out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Rob's Outsourcing the IC Shed too it's up for bids.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# It also has the secret of Teh Uplaod Codez!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# and custard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# It contains secrets, secrets that the noobs will never know Murhahahahaha!
Don't READ FAQ if you're a noob!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# The worrying thing is that's not on loop. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# You have 3 seconds to upload a picture.........

...times up!...

(Never trust a noob who doesn't post a photoshop right out.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen, we have this week's Fridge Of Shame candidate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# For a comedy account, you're remarkably unfunny.
2/10.
Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Once, I ate some sand
and some glue

and I shitted out a perfectly formed brick.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# isn't it new comp time?


image to justify post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# damn
now i need to pee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# i want a bobmint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# HKBWDTNCMIF?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# "Here King Bob was
"damned the ninth... [obscured]... carrots... [obscured]... men in florid... [obscured]"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# You can have a pee at Paul_P's house
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i don't need one now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# A poo then?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Don't be silly, who would want to do a poo at pauls?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# you can even use the indoors toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hot damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# the one by the coal shed?
oh wait, that's the outside one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# You need to go to Paul Poo's house for that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hmmm. Is there a Paul Wank?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You're thinking of Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Hmm. I suppose that could be the follow up advert in a few years time.
Teenage Boy: Mummy, I want to do a wank.
Mum: Ok, come on...
Boy: NO, I WANT TO DO A WANK IN FRANKS'S BATHROOM
Voiceover: "Frank's bathroom has a glade plugin. Also it has better porn".
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# it's a long way to go just for a wee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# It's a long way to piss a rare wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hey! How did the experimental prod go?
Is your new sig a hint?
Edit: Just read your response to Woo Can Thunder. Bummers, basically :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# yep
i'm on the emergency list, apparently. they're not expecting him to be back at work for at least a week. if the ask me to go in next friday, they can shit in their collective best hats. i'm not going into hospital the day before my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Have a pea from the last compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i don't know why, but i get the urge to tickle him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I've lost track of days
it IS thursday today isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# really?
I've been on 12 hr shifts... what day is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Why it's CHRISTMAS DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# WOOO
time for my midwinter spankathon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Now just add 2 glistening hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# this contains all kinds of Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Also....
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ^ that
I think that would make a fine comp.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# cdc's everywhere!!!
:( I miss contributing pictures, Sorry to the community. Laptop died.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I feel bad. For years I've been shouting at noobs to read the FAQ, however I've just read them and it says "A new challenge is set up every Wednesday evening" which is clearly wrong.
The FAQ is just a pack of filthy lies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# COCK!!
Someone tell that phallus obsessed merkin christian nutter from /links today, he'll need to get angry about it
*edit* this guy: www.b3ta.com/links/Denver_International_Airport_is_full_of_Cocks
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# why is it always a lightly rippled meniscus in your pictures
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# aw...
he's got two new friends!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# and you don't mean his buddies in the winnebago...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# what goes on tour...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# stays on tour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# what's Madonnna doing up a clifff?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# i knew he wasn't a virgin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# well and truely touched for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# wouldn't. either of them.
not even with someone else's shitty stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Have you had your operation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# no :(
i got there at 7.30 this morning, had my bloodwork done, saw the anaesthetist, then the surgeon came to speak to me. seems my surgeon is ill and this one didn't feel "comfortable" doing my op, as it was going to lead to a much bigger op and he felt my proper surgeon should do it.
so the fuckers sent me home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Cunts :(
I'll do it if you want. You can just give me a brief description of what you want cutting out and I'll come round with the tools.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# you'd need a very thin camera
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Damn you
I was going to say, 'Trying to take his cherry.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# a thing of that size
would probably take his cherry on every single go
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# she could take the whole sundae
without it touching the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# \o/
As they say, 'A bird in the hand s worth two in the Snow Speeder.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# funny-looking dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# marvellous
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Jurassic Parka.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# This must have been taken during the deadly cold Thinsulaceous era.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# His mum made him wrap up well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Ah she was a Wrap-tor then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Where did I put that frying pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] HOODIESAUR
And an excuse for a pearoast of an edit of someone else's picture which I'm going to very cheekily enter into the competition anyway. Because that's how we roll in Thievingcuntland.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# if the balls that big
he's unfortunately failed and missed...
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Unless it's bounced off Cameron's head
that would explain why he's looking a bit pained in the wrong direction
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Owzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Jazz Hands!!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# If cricket were more like this, I'd watch it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# haw haw
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# hanging in the 'hood.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# 'dernoonigans
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Run bunnies, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# oh nooo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# when civilizations
collide...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# YOU'RE IN A FOXY CAB
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# "Sue me, dickhead"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Would you please repeat your destination?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO THE JOB CENTRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I wonder if he get
mates rates =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Memes are very territorial.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# i fucking hate mars cabs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# haha!
get your ass to Andrew Marr's
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
(xenon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Excellent.
I'd shake your hand if I knew where it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# or
where it had been
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Shroda
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# *autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# oh fuck
nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# My Sh'roda?
/Ramones
(Poison-System-X, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Pass me a mop please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# That was The Knack... unless The Ramones covered it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Doesn't look a bit like Liam Fox ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Haha! :D good to see that picture's getting the rounds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Another bit of messing about with new techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Ooh
Freaky box room. Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Bulrush tha set!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# It reminds me of Knightmare
...but with better graphics.

GO LEFT! LEFT! STOP!
(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# New Person!
(GooingOut is a brony and knows it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
Hello to you Spunky McPunk!
How is it today?
(GooingOut is a brony and knows it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# it's like this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# HElloo
Grab a brush...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# And legal too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Funnily enough
my A-level politics teacher used a hypothetical act of parliament saying all boys have to paint their bottoms blue as an example of parliamentary sovereignty.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Haha nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Red for me, please
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Those blue-arsed boys better not sit on my sofa again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# ...or alternatively get them to sit ALL over it
thereby creating a sort of blue-bum Polka Dot pattern!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Do you have that in girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# ......protect against rust.
One coat is all you need.
Cause everything's right with Hammerite,

Old Iron Old Iron!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# use it on your drainpipe - all right!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Blue Moons
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Well, it's different, I'll grant you that
Hello and welcome to b3ta, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# There are still new people here?
I thought everyone joined in 2009 and then moved on to reddit or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
Yeah, well watch out for the newbs.
(GooingOut is a brony and knows it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Why? What are they going to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Get naked I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Well that goes without saying
How else are we going to you-know-what their you-know-whats?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I fear the noobs of today don't realise we need to you-know-what their you-know-whats
and need firm enouragement
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# skill evaluation: 1
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# To be honest, it's better than I could do
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You should drink some poison and end your self-loathing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I probably couldn't even get that right
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# That's good...because I would miss you.
(passive/aggressive blog)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Aww....
I could always kill you too and we could go into the afterlife hand-in-hand

Disclaimer: There is no afterlife.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That just warms my heart it does.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hi new person*
Needs more magenta if you ask me.

* or new trolling account of disgruntled regular
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# It is a little known fact
that there are only fifteen people have ever posted on b3ta. All the other accounts are trolls, comedy accounts and comedy troll accounts, all trolling one-another and never entirely sure who's real.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Shut it, I'm not logged in as you, how can you post?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# You should make your password more secure
I'm afraid "boris the spider" is forever closed to you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I think it's noobmaster
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# 4ever in our hearts..



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hello there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Hello the new
needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Hello
So the new compo is "moustaches"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hellooo!
Btw, you're not mad and/or Japanese are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# We're
all a little bit mad. And Japanese.
(Turtlecrumpets, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hello new person
Pull up a knife and never forgive Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hi there
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry. I'm not even sure if the joke works, but it makes me laugh.


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Well I laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
Thanks very much. Not bad for a chap with virtually no image manipulation skills other than a decent knowledge of MS Paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Fat man on the port bow!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# D:
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Klingons on the starboard bow
Clingon.....dont let go!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# lol=1
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Mong-olian.
Just while were waiting
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
hahahahahah...... myspace!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# shut up
it's the new facebook i'll have you know!
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaahahahaahhahah.......
I'm going to have to copy/paste this thread to my bebo account!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Once again, I am late to the pun.
must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahhah
I'm going to have to copy/paste this thread to my Orkut account!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# oh you guys....
google+
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You're not playing the game!
Crap social network sites only.

Google+ is the Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I've still not worked out what it's supposed to do
I've asked everyone I know on friendster
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# im sorry
but no social networking site is the nuts.. b3ta will do me for work skiving internets related mischief.. never been on google+ though so should probably not have an opinion yet
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I recently joined google+
It seems like a good site in itself, just a bit quiet at present!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I don't really see much point
signing on to another social network.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Let me introduce you to...
....www.bebo.com

(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Ross Kemp?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Ross Kemp on Khans
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I don't not get your signature nor nuffing.
What's it on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Some weird description Moggy wrote for one of her pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# That has made my painfull hungover day worthwhile
I'm laughing like an actual mong
(serge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Officelol, Shame I'm the only one in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# PfffftHAHAHAHAHA!
Spatak's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I drew this in about 3 minutes.
www.b3tards.com/u/1dc04f2321a16ec34458/wankenstein.jpg"
Getting it into some semblance of digital form, and then trying to figure out how to put it up without the board EXPLODING, took far, far longer.

(Turtlecrumpets, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# That
is epic for 3 minutes work.

I have put it in my diary that I should expect the next episode next week. May Vimod have mercy on your soul if it is late!*

*don't mind me. I've gone a bit b3ta crazy waiting for the next compo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Nicely :D
I should get back to working on comics/graphic novels soon; I've put it off for way too long.

EDIT: I know! Have this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# haha
Doonesbury cracks me up!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I'd never heard of it until Tuesday. I was flicking through a Guardian that had been left in the scrap draw.
Had a go of the sudoku, failed, so I randomly FUCKified this comic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# haha
I like the way its pinned to a cork board... this is rustic funnies
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers :)
should get a scanner at some point i suppose
(Turtlecrumpets, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I like that too - I assume it's a local community notice board
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# if it is!
I want to be a part of that community!!
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I understand your pain. My scanner rarely works, so photos it is/
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I look forward to SPANNERS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Highway to the dangerzone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# *actual transcript*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Compo it - afore it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# A new compo could happen any second now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# aaaaany second now...
...

...

any second... NOW!

...

*resumes thumb twiddling*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Poll to vote for new compo in 3.......2........1........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Soon this compo will be extinct!
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I'm ready to ice it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# My choices
B3ta style get well cards www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1375274
or
Fluff war www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1380678
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Good choices
but please spare a thought for moustaches www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1385035
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# So it has
and a mighty fine comp it looked too www.b3ta.com/challenge/moustache/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I hope it's soon; I need a distraction from this bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
like it!
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10570339
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# funny-looking dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I wasn't going to post this, as it's a bit shit. But it's fairly on-topic now...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# funny-looking dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Yeah I know I know...
Cos they're birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I like this idea.
I may use it when I destroy the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# funny-looking dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# ...with nuclear capabilities.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# theres a pickle in my pickle
what a pickle
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Most unappealing sex toy ever...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# A pickled pickle pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Peter Piper?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# The dirty pecker!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# A pickle pecker
mindpi$$ed by the dirty lady above me.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Filth
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/10569496
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha. Have a BIll Oddie sausage in return
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)

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