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[challenge entry] Ouch.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# deserves a reply
Very good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes a chameleon just wants to be different
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I hear and obey o mighty one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Psst...
www.b3ta.com/board/10598244
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Aww... :(
To be fair, I don't think many people will give two shits about this compo.

I consider this a reason to get a load more uni work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# You've got no imagination
Alt-compos are all the rage these days.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I was doing alt-compos before they went mainstream.
/hipsterblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I even set up a gallery of Chinese Jumping Guy
Last I checked they'd suspended my account :( I'll see if I can get it back when I get home this evening
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Aww, shame. Would be good to have a browse through, he's a very versatile meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# never fear
I'll get it back online and then post it as a challenge entry this evening. well, my evening, it's only 11am here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ahh, the perils of timezones. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# you should have posted each hue variant as a new post
you've wasted dozens of chances of winning this challenge with that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Winning this challenge would be like winning the special olympics
except without the ability, dedication, hard work or admiration of your peers
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Tony Hart was a man of taste
He never put any of my pictures on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I bet you think you're clever don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# yes, yes I am. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I gave it my best shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Haha we have a winner! Please can we have a new challenge
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I think Fraser is a massive troll and rigged this to fuck with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I've added "some colour"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# he's smiling!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I redrew it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehe
Well I liked it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I coloured it in egg shell.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Is this satire?
I'm not sure anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# front page this now
and the one below
and the one below that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# :(
I just wanted a cheap laugh. This challenge will be roundly ignored or hijacked by a zombie challenge anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Oi, what about mine?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yours sucks balls


*edit - sorry, I over reacted, I'll look at it again....

yours sucks balls.

Oh, apparently I was right first time.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# isn't egg shell generally considered to be blue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Nah that's Duck Egg. Shell.
Er.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# eau de nil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Don't like moaning about challenge choices, but
if we're going to bring back an old one, even this would be preferable:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/tagcloud/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# fraser's obviously trolling us all
and it's probably mu's fault

so mu should set up an alternative challenge that doesn't suck
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Sure.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# PANDAS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Bears with Nosy Wives: A Tribute to LS18
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# funny, i was thinking of an ls18 tribute pic today
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# no, i think it should be more of a blue than a green
oh.... satire
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking coloured in this lizard picture

click for fucking bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# :D
this wins!
next challenge please
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# large chuckles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I can only hold myself responsible for this whole debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Does that mean I'm off the hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Why, what did you do?
I rigged the first vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Dunno, I seem to get the blame for stuff round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# NEVA 4GIV!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# how and why did you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I bulk voted for zombies, because it was winning anyway.
Partly to show how rubbish the poll system is, partly because I like zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# had they not set the time limit
or have you haxxored the system like a comic mask wearing nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Simple browser proxies. There's lists of hundreds of them out there.
You can vote every 5 clicks. So simple a 3 year old can do it. That's why pretty much any poll system is so open to abuse.
And are you seriously comparing this with the Sony Online Services attack?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# if you think I used the term
"Haxxored the system" without any sense of irony or humour, then you really don't know me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I know. I just like the idea of this being a scandal of global proportions.
I expect the Daily Mail are writing an article speculating that I'm an asylum seeker right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# DEY TUK URR JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COLOUR THE LIZARD

This week's challenge comes from the very earliest days of b3ta. Your mission is simply to colour the lizard, in as spectacular a fashion as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# For fuck's sake.
Seriously, I dicked around with the first one to show how shitty the system is. All repeating the process when I wasn't looking did was mean someone else did it for a result no one fucking wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# But, But, But
I did this for the zombie weapons challenge!


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# $5,000 for 4 nails.
Better be some fucking top quality nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Oh they are!
They take eyes out and then the zombies just fumble.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# all it means is we'll have to next week do the votes by hand
vote A,B,C in the thread. Basically making the site harder to run all so you can prove your brilliant technical knowledge. Yes we could code round it but our coders CR3 and Robtoo are busy doing other things and aren't available.

Well done. Thanks for completely wasting our time. How useful. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Huh....?
I dont get it.

I thought zombies won the poll anyway?

*protests*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah! I spent an hour making that thing above!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# what?

a week of unfunny remedial kid artwork with occasional Flanbase and Hulk Hogan stuck on it, broken up by mod edits whenever someone posts their own penis dipped in dulux
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# you heard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Sounds like b3ta
Ooh, thanks for the tip
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ... Again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# That lizard can suck the sweat off a dead dog's cock for all I care.
Fuck this and everyone who voted for it.

EDIT: OH WAIT NO-ONE DID
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ^This^
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Draw that please
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# LETS BUYCOTTT BETA AND OCCUPOY THE INTRENETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL START BY MAEKING A FASEBOOOK GROOP
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# COLOUR THE LIZARD
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# im pretty sure zombie protection won
ive to admit im confused now (even more than usually)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# the only good thing about this
is that maybe people will have to think of something else to do instead.

Now switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead style
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Seriously? Yay it's like being back at kindergarten
If we had German schools when I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i went to kindergaten in germany
it was exactly like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Looking at the poll below, Lizard was not the winner
what is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# piss off you dick...seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Serious Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i think this just about sums it up for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# i'm not flouncing, i'm mourning
/funeralols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# + T_T +
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Image Challenge: The Re-Vote
We're running this week's image challenge vote again, as the official election monitors have identified what some might call "suspicious activity" in the original vote. After ten minutes whatever's had the most votes will be used.

Those choices again:

1. If trolls were real - photoshop trolling of real world events. Troll the olympics. Troll parliament. Troll your mum. Etc.
2. One-word challenge - Circus
3. Zombie Protection - show how you'd save yourself from zombies - the gadgets, the weapons, and so on.
4. Colour in the Lizard (old school challenge, you know the one)

And the vote:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# VOTE ZOMBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# fuck this shit
what's the point of voting if it ends up with this kind of bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# General Electionlols
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# if i wasn't already going out, i'd seriously consider a good flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Why not do a alternate compo: Zombies
Or just do zombies anyway.

I personally think zombies are dull & shit.

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# i'm not even going to bother
and that lizard is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this with bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# VOTE CIRCUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# NO! NO CLOWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# mmmmm, clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# they taste funny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: meet the Zombine Harvester.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# woo!
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I like this unit, as it can also be used for collecting tins
edit: also, if the spinny looking things spin fast enough can this fly high in the sky with grace and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This is just your way of excluding the gayshift
tsk-tsk-tsk :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# come on, pedro, vote for the grey party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# i did i did
that would be rombies (scooby doo voice), right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# yes it would
but judging by the amount of votes the lizard seemed to get IMMEDIATELY, i feel the results may be somewhat biased.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# *runs through door*
am i late?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# oh god, you poor thng
who want's to tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# *looks around, wide eyed and panic stricken*
what's happened, what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# VOTE MOOMINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# zombies, motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# MOOMINS!
AND MANGOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Manley been up to his tricks again?
Voted Zombies, but really, does anything top the pump-action shotgun?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Pretty much everything,
if you've played Dead Island.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I haven't.
Therefore pump action FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# come on, who actually voted for the lizard?
this stinks like susan boyle's arse cleft on a hot summer's day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# tangy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Wow, that's a smell that can catch the back of your throat
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Cheesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# these descriptives are starting to make me think she has a pizza hidden under there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Trolls.
That David Cameron - he's trolling parliament!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# 10 minutes are up
And the Lizard has it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# bite me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Fucks sake.
This is why we can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] you know people only voted for that to fuck things up, right?
fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Looks like zombies to me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# wot cunts voted lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I did
/flees the scene
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Lizards AND fleas?
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU MICHAEL ELLIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I will never forgive you
*cuts finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Really?
I mean, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I always thought 'colour the lizard' was a euphamism
for what, i do not know. it just sounds really dirty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# It damned well should be a euphemism
I declare that it is now a euphemism for anything you can't think of a euphemism for!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# And THIS one seems less rigged?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# jesus, just imagine the wax
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# well, i remain sceptical about it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# As a listening device, they went obsolete VERY quickly.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# so now we know what Gronkpan looks like from behind
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# funnily enough, I've never felt the urge to see it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# How DARE you suggest that potato is wearing a wig!
/ac
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I'm quite flummoxed - I haven't seen a llama since Friday week!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Good bit of Leonard Rossitering, there.
/ac
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# baby, here's my awareness
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# That makes me moist
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# That's surely illegal.
/ac
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# No time, and the current bovine obsession has blocked my glands
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'm not bloody paying you.
/ac
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# new QOTW subject request:
who voted for 'colour the lizard'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha this!
*lights sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Again, I'm not going to vote
I am however going to reiterate that I like tins.

I like tins.

Why is there no option for voting for tins?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# it's over already, bub.
game over
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's so tragic, it leaves me feeling weak, wet and empty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# i might like the 'wet' part of that
and maybe even the empty bit
....ya know, weak can be good too

hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# because pop culture isn't already over saturated with zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# you were gonna vote for the lizard thing weren't you
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I voted lizard exactly because of this
Zombies are dull and everywhere.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# So why didn't you vote for circus instead of shit lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i didn't vote
in fact i haven't voted on an image challenge in a while
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# johnny fuck face

fuck
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# wayne rooney's really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
let himself go put some effort in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Needs less face and more fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# definitely moar fuck.
unfortunately, its dayshift, so we won't be able to provide the board with the amount of fuck needed for this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# why is he made of balloons?
and why does he have inflatable chelsea buns for ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# male Princess Leia rubber doll
maybe?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# in that case
wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah you would...
Noon Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Noon wobbles
i'm dressed entirely in black today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# JOIN TEAM BLACK

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# *backfives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# *blackfives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# :D
are you going to a funeral too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# lets put the fun back into
funeral
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# once you go black
you'll never turn back
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# trust me, you will
especially if he's an emo cunt who spams your inbox with shit poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# well i know that you are a girl
so dont you think girls would find some use for that nose?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# have you ever had a balloon pop on your skin?
i have, it's very painful and tends to leave a red welt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I might have broken the compo poll last night in your favour.
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# this pleases me
also, can you please post the definitely-not-a-cat dragon again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Is this a picture of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# not unless he's rowan atkinson or phil cool
those are the only other men in the world with faces that rubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I had entirely forgotten about Phil Cool
*thinks about Phil Cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# the car is driven by a gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# So are the majority of all other cars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# watch this space...
well not literally this space, but you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# do that to me and i'll dent your fucking bumpers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Euphemismlols!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# nearly got run off the road by a bus last week
it was not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry Smashy.
Gave up cycling cos I got sick of flying over bonnets, smashing into opened car doors
and going over the handlebars when people stepped off the kerb without looking.
Bought meself a proper bike with an engine so at least I'll do some damage to their cars next time,
instead of just leaving a brown smear on the windscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# i've got to ditch the bike soon myself
can't see out of my left eye now, so it's getting a bit dangerous. i tend to stick to side streets and quiet paths, but there's always going to be some chavvy wanker driving too fast. i'll miss my bike, but i'll get to wear an eyepatch and look like a pirate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :(
No
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# YEAH!!! FUCK EM UP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# It's far more fun to lean out of the window and give them a dead leg..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# But what happens when you're all out of dead legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That one was asking for it
hogging the middle of the road....who does he think he is, a motorbiker?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This can easily be avoided by simply cycling on the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# If a car tried to do that to me I'd cunt the cunt right in the fucking fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# This made me laugh... and I'm just waking up.. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# who cares
(Zoidaroid, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# ORGAS?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I had a Morgas Happy Meal once

I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# rofl
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# like shrek?
fun fact: orgas are green and so is the mcdonalds logo so i dont even know what you just posted there
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That's really rather nicely made.
How did you do it? I'm assuming it wasn't pootled?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# could be
www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-design-license-plate-photoshop-278156/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Oh ffs.
Video tutorials for potatoshop?

I was educated in the 70's and 80's. Unlike school leavers today, I can read. Just.



thanks all the same. It's a criticism of the modern internets, not your goodself and the trouble you went to to find a link. ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Giggedy giggedy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# RAPIST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Toot Too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Love it Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers Q!
How's the lil 'un? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Baby is fine
But one of her bro's is sick today :( Poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Aw noes
He needs some TLQ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# haha
no, he's got his mummy looking after him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# naughty thing!
he's giving his handler a chicken scratch on the nipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# WELCOME TO PLANET TOOTOO

prepare to lose your undies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# happy
chappy that
(Zoidaroid, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Genuine giggles.
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# beautiful
And I've only just realised tutu looks strangely similar to a friend of mine....

ta!
(teasus likes tea, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha, Desmond you cheeky devil!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# he loves his TT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................................
* Have a click

EDIT: and...
* Have I missed the vote thing and if so, was Monster trucks one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ta!
prolly the zombie one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# This week's image challenge is magenta cocks: what would the world look like if everyone had a massive magenta hardon? Open photoshop and show us the results.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# might just paint mine & take a photo of it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# E Dubya: DQ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Have you got a zoom lens then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
zoom macro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I hope it's monster tucks.

It isn't monster trucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# if i get my way and zombies win
you can design an assault vehicle monster truck, like dead reckoning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# This has helped with my thought process.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i thought it might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ^ Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# This is lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Wonderful as always!
*Click* he looks proper chuffed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# He so happy!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I liek TTs too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# is that a monkey bike?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# sort of......one of those mini racers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# mini racer is a pocket bike
monkey bike is a weird little moped thing that has a huge cult following
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
cult simian
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# heh heh!
spang
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# aaah.....was tempted to get the kids one when they were young
then thought better of it....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# my little lad can't wait to get onto a pw50 or similar
he's only three.
i've had to change his first rear tyre today because of his skidding everywhere.
i feel the moment of being a proper dad has arrived
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# you weren't a proper dad before?
what were you, a mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I bet he had big mam tits too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Like the double lactating fountains of the ancients!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# i don't like ancient lactate
it smells cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# it's just of the things i remember getting my dad to do for me when i was young.
and now i'm doing it for my little boy

i'm the full time carer for him too, so sometimes i feel like the mum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# *tempts*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# get thee behind me!
i'm on my best behaviour today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *tempts with chocolates/alcohol/whatever works*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# i've just had chocolate
and there will be alcohol aplenty at 4 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# but, it's a school night!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# blame my uncle
it's his funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Fantastic!
*gives up, burns photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# haha...I do that everytime Cyriak does something new
let's trudge on together :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Since Wacko's gone . . . Bubbles just doesn't give a shit!
Great, great work Elvis *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# merci :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# all monkeys love motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# nicely!
as always
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# BRUM BRUM :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Wheee! look at him go!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Moto PG (Tips).
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Now that's what I came here to see!

Woo & clicky


Edit: Have a pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahawesome
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# great stuff
Dubster
(Zoidaroid, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# awesome
i saw youve been posting a lot lately and i love every single thing you have made. impressive. do you work as a compositing artist or in vfx?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# sort of
I'm a window cleaner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# make that into some tilt your iPhone game and call it Monkey Bikes
and collect your £££
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# :D..... *sets up offshore account*
*views Swiss property*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^THIS and ipod touch
i buy it
(herman:D, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# o yes
:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)
# SEPARATED AT BIRTH?


i knew it!!!!
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Boy-oh-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# too soon man
too soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Many apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# which was a good thing as it stopped Elmer acting on his murdrous feelings toward society at large
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# It's a good thing you're here.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Elmer needs me to do a few 'errands' for him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# More people should be called Elmer these days.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Elma is Turkish for Apple
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# LOL
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
Elmer's bike crumpled under the truck On the balcony, Jackson realised that his hands were still slippery from the baby oil that he had coated Blanket in, resulting in a severe head injury to one unfortunate passer-by
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Elmer's basic retardation and his tendency to try and cycle under stationary vehicles had resulted yet again in serious injury.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Stay on the goddamn bike, Elmer

This is all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Fucking Shitty Elmer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I can't believe he's pulling this shit again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# *crunch* "Dagnamit! Won't that boy just learn?" *audience laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# When he gets a little peckish, he takes off his hat.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# no loss
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# TOAPBOY!
Hi new user. Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# thanks!!!!
is its a bindun?
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I think its is a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# KAP-PSSSSH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# cup full
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# ab shedob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# the last one had 3 pages
pffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Have a pea from the last compo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Just make one up yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Welcome to the jungle!

Made this a while back and it had been done before then too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Farsands, bloody farsands of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Nice!

Where is compo?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# heh heh....was a good compo that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I see your Ross Kemp and raise you.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# proof that not ALL bandwagons 'r' shit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# new here. don't smash my face in yet.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# hello new person
pull up a kitten never leave a shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
#
leave loot
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# whitespace party!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# White Album party!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# *smashes your face in in a sexy manner*
This is ace, but huge - it's a whitespace party.

You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
bold declaration of intent.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
#
plus basic newbie error, course.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Yay
welcome, n00b
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# haha
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Fake! Chris isn't wearing dark glasses. :-)
He is - however - wearing a hat, so all's good there.

Hello, welcome, kitten-chairs, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Very good welcomekittenshopetc but....ahem

Full size sauce and b3tacity at top of my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# 2 of the current front pages are taller
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Greater than 400px wide doesn't fit on my Game Gear
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
You have the Game Gear 'internet tuner' then? Nifty gadget, that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10442526
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# WAAAHHH MINDPISS!
I didn't even notice a Game Gear reference up here when I wrote that down there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Indeed.
I need some more coffee. You know what they say, "Late to bed, early to rise, cheese on toast". Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# sounds like a good mantra
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# sounds like senile dementia :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# FRESH MEAT!
er, I mean, HI!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# The old bloke on the left
I think he wants me
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Hello there new person :)
It might be in your best interests to make this picture a wee bit smaller, so people viewing b3ta through their Sega Game Gears won't kick off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I'm trying to view it through a university network
which can normally take just about anything. But it's really struggling to download this. I hope it's worth the effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# It's only 44kb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# How odd.
It's just not making it out of the tube here...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# like an ostrich that has swallowed an anvil
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I guess white space doesn't contribute much to file size.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# To speed up the loading times on WSPs I normally add the white as a separate 1px wide gif and use <width=> tags
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# *points and sneers at the HTML nerd*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
er
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# snes? nd?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# One of these.
Although I was going for 'sne'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
tell me how i perform such magic (can't see an obvious way to re-up using the 'edit' link) and i'll swap the LP for the CD.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# edit your post
and replace the img source for the new one. If using the same filename, you will have to SHIFT+Refresh to reload the image, so best use a new name

I wouldn't worry, it's not a large file

Just call anybody who complains a Nazi cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
since i am thicker than three-day-old custard in a diving bell, i'm going to have trouble getting to grips with the img source bit -- it's not hosted anywhere other than here, so how do i re-up it here without creating a new message?

i'm already fed up with me and i've only been here ten minutes. tsk.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
I don't use the b3ta uploader, cos it's shit. I use b3tards.com instead

However, If you go to create a new post, you can upload your new image, but copy the HTML it creates and then cancel your new post.

You can then edit your existing post and replace the HTML in it with your new HTML

That should do it. Or the internet might break. One of the two anyway

I'd go for the name-calling option though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
#
i done what you said do and it done worked.
(Hazeley, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Sorted!
And don't mind us, everyone's a critic here :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# don't criticise me, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# i'd sensed there'd been an oversized pic posted
but it seems i'm too late and have missed an opportunity to spam my board nazi image!
bastards, spoiling my fun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# it sure done did
now go and make us some more!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# BIGNESS!
But nice! have a click sir! and welcome, pull up a kitten shop a chair etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *Drop Shadow Klaxxon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I like this.

I like you.

a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, Hazeley.
Excellent first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# for Discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# My mood
this fine and otherwise lovely morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Super!
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Encore, encore!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha! Love these!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# these are great!
i demand to see more and regularly!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Agreed!
We need a morning Bossfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Christ! I'm glad I don't work
for Alan Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# More
more, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D

The power of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I am loving these...
... but there is something about the blue bloke that makes me think of Calvin, now he's left Hobbes behind, grown up and got stuck in a drudgery IT job.

Awesome things - thank'ee.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# These are all excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# aw, why so blue?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I love that he backs up for added velocity.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I'm loving these.
What anim program are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# thanks tim.
made this with flash cs3
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# haha...nicely done
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# \o/-YES!...YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)

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