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[challenge entry] Ouch.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# deserves a reply
Very good stuff!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes a chameleon just wants to be different
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I hear and obey o mighty one.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Better than mine.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Psst...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Aww... :(
To be fair, I don't think many people will give two shits about this compo.

I consider this a reason to get a load more uni work done.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# You've got no imagination
Alt-compos are all the rage these days.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I was doing alt-compos before they went mainstream.
/hipsterblog
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I even set up a gallery of Chinese Jumping Guy
Last I checked they'd suspended my account :( I'll see if I can get it back when I get home this evening
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Aww, shame. Would be good to have a browse through, he's a very versatile meme.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# never fear
I'll get it back online and then post it as a challenge entry this evening. well, my evening, it's only 11am here
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ahh, the perils of timezones. :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# you should have posted each hue variant as a new post
you've wasted dozens of chances of winning this challenge with that one
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Winning this challenge would be like winning the special olympics
except without the ability, dedication, hard work or admiration of your peers
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Tony Hart was a man of taste
He never put any of my pictures on TV.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I bet you think you're clever don't you?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# yes, yes I am. :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I gave it my best shot.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Haha we have a winner! Please can we have a new challenge
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I think Fraser is a massive troll and rigged this to fuck with us.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I've added "some colour"
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# he's smiling!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I redrew it
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehe
Well I liked it anyway...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I coloured it in egg shell.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Is this satire?
I'm not sure anymore.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# front page this now
and the one below
and the one below that
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# :(
I just wanted a cheap laugh. This challenge will be roundly ignored or hijacked by a zombie challenge anyway.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Oi, what about mine?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yours sucks balls


*edit - sorry, I over reacted, I'll look at it again....

yours sucks balls.

Oh, apparently I was right first time.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# isn't egg shell generally considered to be blue
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Nah that's Duck Egg. Shell.
Er.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# eau de nil
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Don't like moaning about challenge choices, but
if we're going to bring back an old one, even this would be preferable:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/tagcloud/
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# fraser's obviously trolling us all
and it's probably mu's fault

so mu should set up an alternative challenge that doesn't suck
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Sure.
Any suggestions?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# PANDAS
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Done.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Bears with Nosy Wives: A Tribute to LS18
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# funny, i was thinking of an ls18 tribute pic today
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# dragons
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# no, i think it should be more of a blue than a green
oh.... satire
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking coloured in this lizard picture
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# :D
this wins!
next challenge please
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Win
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# large chuckles :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I can only hold myself responsible for this whole debacle.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Does that mean I'm off the hook?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Why, what did you do?
I rigged the first vote.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Dunno, I seem to get the blame for stuff round here.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# NEVA 4GIV!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# how and why did you?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I bulk voted for zombies, because it was winning anyway.
Partly to show how rubbish the poll system is, partly because I like zombies.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# had they not set the time limit
or have you haxxored the system like a comic mask wearing nonce?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Simple browser proxies. There's lists of hundreds of them out there.
You can vote every 5 clicks. So simple a 3 year old can do it. That's why pretty much any poll system is so open to abuse.
And are you seriously comparing this with the Sony Online Services attack?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# if you think I used the term
"Haxxored the system" without any sense of irony or humour, then you really don't know me :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I know. I just like the idea of this being a scandal of global proportions.
I expect the Daily Mail are writing an article speculating that I'm an asylum seeker right now.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# DEY TUK URR JOBS
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COLOUR THE LIZARD

This week's challenge comes from the very earliest days of b3ta. Your mission is simply to colour the lizard, in as spectacular a fashion as possible.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# For fuck's sake.
Seriously, I dicked around with the first one to show how shitty the system is. All repeating the process when I wasn't looking did was mean someone else did it for a result no one fucking wants.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# But, But, But
I did this for the zombie weapons challenge!


(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# $5,000 for 4 nails.
Better be some fucking top quality nails.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Oh they are!
They take eyes out and then the zombies just fumble.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# all it means is we'll have to next week do the votes by hand
vote A,B,C in the thread. Basically making the site harder to run all so you can prove your brilliant technical knowledge. Yes we could code round it but our coders CR3 and Robtoo are busy doing other things and aren't available.

Well done. Thanks for completely wasting our time. How useful. Cheers.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Huh....?
I dont get it.

I thought zombies won the poll anyway?

*protests*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah! I spent an hour making that thing above!
*shakes fist*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# what?

a week of unfunny remedial kid artwork with occasional Flanbase and Hulk Hogan stuck on it, broken up by mod edits whenever someone posts their own penis dipped in dulux
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# you heard
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Sounds like b3ta
Ooh, thanks for the tip
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ... Again?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# That lizard can suck the sweat off a dead dog's cock for all I care.
Fuck this and everyone who voted for it.

EDIT: OH WAIT NO-ONE DID
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ^This^
:(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Draw that please
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# LETS BUYCOTTT BETA AND OCCUPOY THE INTRENETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL START BY MAEKING A FASEBOOOK GROOP
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# COLOUR THE LIZARD
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# im pretty sure zombie protection won
ive to admit im confused now (even more than usually)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# the only good thing about this
is that maybe people will have to think of something else to do instead.

Now switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead style
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^This.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Seriously? Yay it's like being back at kindergarten
If we had German schools when I was young.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i went to kindergaten in germany
it was exactly like this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Looking at the poll below, Lizard was not the winner
what is going on?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# piss off you dick...seriously?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# JMG!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Serious Internet
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i think this just about sums it up for me
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# i'm not flouncing, i'm mourning
/funeralols
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# + T_T +
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Image Challenge: The Re-Vote
We're running this week's image challenge vote again, as the official election monitors have identified what some might call "suspicious activity" in the original vote. After ten minutes whatever's had the most votes will be used.

Those choices again:

1. If trolls were real - photoshop trolling of real world events. Troll the olympics. Troll parliament. Troll your mum. Etc.
2. One-word challenge - Circus
3. Zombie Protection - show how you'd save yourself from zombies - the gadgets, the weapons, and so on.
4. Colour in the Lizard (old school challenge, you know the one)

And the vote:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# VOTE ZOMBIES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# fuck this shit
what's the point of voting if it ends up with this kind of bollocks?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# General Electionlols
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# if i wasn't already going out, i'd seriously consider a good flouncing
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Why not do a alternate compo: Zombies
Or just do zombies anyway.

I personally think zombies are dull & shit.

*runs for the hills*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# i'm not even going to bother
and that lizard is a cunt
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this with bells on!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# VOTE CIRCUS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# NO! NO CLOWNS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# mmmmm, clowns
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# they taste funny
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: meet the Zombine Harvester.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# woo!
i like this!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I like this unit, as it can also be used for collecting tins
edit: also, if the spinny looking things spin fast enough can this fly high in the sky with grace and shit?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This is just your way of excluding the gayshift
tsk-tsk-tsk :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# come on, pedro, vote for the grey party!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# i did i did
that would be rombies (scooby doo voice), right?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# yes it would
but judging by the amount of votes the lizard seemed to get IMMEDIATELY, i feel the results may be somewhat biased.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# *runs through door*
am i late?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# oh god, you poor thng
who want's to tell him?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# *looks around, wide eyed and panic stricken*
what's happened, what did i miss?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# VOTE MOOMINS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# zombies, motherfucker
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# MOOMINS!
AND MANGOES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Manley been up to his tricks again?
Voted Zombies, but really, does anything top the pump-action shotgun?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Pretty much everything,
if you've played Dead Island.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I haven't.
Therefore pump action FTW.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# come on, who actually voted for the lizard?
this stinks like susan boyle's arse cleft on a hot summer's day
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# tangy
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Wow, that's a smell that can catch the back of your throat
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Cheesy?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# these descriptives are starting to make me think she has a pizza hidden under there
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Trolls.
That David Cameron - he's trolling parliament!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# 10 minutes are up
And the Lizard has it.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# bite me
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Fucks sake.
This is why we can't have nice things.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] you know people only voted for that to fuck things up, right?
fuck it

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Looks like zombies to me...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# wot cunts voted lizard?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I did
/flees the scene
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Lizards AND fleas?
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU MICHAEL ELLIS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I will never forgive you
*cuts finger*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Really?
I mean, really?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I always thought 'colour the lizard' was a euphamism
for what, i do not know. it just sounds really dirty
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# It damned well should be a euphemism
I declare that it is now a euphemism for anything you can't think of a euphemism for!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# And THIS one seems less rigged?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
/autocomplete
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# jesus, just imagine the wax
/autocomplete
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# well, i remain sceptical about it.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# As a listening device, they went obsolete VERY quickly.
/autocomplete
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# so now we know what Gronkpan looks like from behind
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# funnily enough, I've never felt the urge to see it.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# How DARE you suggest that potato is wearing a wig!
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I'm quite flummoxed - I haven't seen a llama since Friday week!
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Good bit of Leonard Rossitering, there.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# baby, here's my awareness
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# That makes me moist
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# That's surely illegal.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# No time, and the current bovine obsession has blocked my glands
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'm not bloody paying you.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# new QOTW subject request:
who voted for 'colour the lizard'
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha this!
*lights sporks*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Again, I'm not going to vote
I am however going to reiterate that I like tins.

I like tins.

Why is there no option for voting for tins?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# it's over already, bub.
game over
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's so tragic, it leaves me feeling weak, wet and empty
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# i might like the 'wet' part of that
and maybe even the empty bit
....ya know, weak can be good too

hmmm
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# because pop culture isn't already over saturated with zombies?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# you were gonna vote for the lizard thing weren't you
fuck off
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I voted lizard exactly because of this
Zombies are dull and everywhere.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# So why didn't you vote for circus instead of shit lizard?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i didn't vote
in fact i haven't voted on an image challenge in a while
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# johnny fuck face

fuck
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# wayne rooney's really let himself go
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
let himself go put some effort in
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Needs less face and more fuck
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# definitely moar fuck.
unfortunately, its dayshift, so we won't be able to provide the board with the amount of fuck needed for this picture.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# why is he made of balloons?
and why does he have inflatable chelsea buns for ears?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# male Princess Leia rubber doll
maybe?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# in that case
wouldn't.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah you would...
Noon Smashy!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Noon wobbles
i'm dressed entirely in black today
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# JOIN TEAM BLACK

*high fives*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# *backfives*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# *blackfives*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# :D
are you going to a funeral too?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# lets put the fun back into
funeral
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# once you go black
you'll never turn back
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# trust me, you will
especially if he's an emo cunt who spams your inbox with shit poetry
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# well i know that you are a girl
so dont you think girls would find some use for that nose?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# have you ever had a balloon pop on your skin?
i have, it's very painful and tends to leave a red welt.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I might have broken the compo poll last night in your favour.
Oops.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# this pleases me
also, can you please post the definitely-not-a-cat dragon again?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Is this a picture of you?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# not unless he's rowan atkinson or phil cool
those are the only other men in the world with faces that rubbery
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I had entirely forgotten about Phil Cool
*thinks about Phil Cool*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# the car is driven by a gibbon!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# So are the majority of all other cars
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# watch this space...
well not literally this space, but you know...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# do that to me and i'll dent your fucking bumpers!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Euphemismlols!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# nearly got run off the road by a bus last week
it was not funny.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry Smashy.
Gave up cycling cos I got sick of flying over bonnets, smashing into opened car doors
and going over the handlebars when people stepped off the kerb without looking.
Bought meself a proper bike with an engine so at least I'll do some damage to their cars next time,
instead of just leaving a brown smear on the windscreen.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# i've got to ditch the bike soon myself
can't see out of my left eye now, so it's getting a bit dangerous. i tend to stick to side streets and quiet paths, but there's always going to be some chavvy wanker driving too fast. i'll miss my bike, but i'll get to wear an eyepatch and look like a pirate :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :(
No
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# YEAH!!! FUCK EM UP
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# It's far more fun to lean out of the window and give them a dead leg..
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# But what happens when you're all out of dead legs?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That one was asking for it
hogging the middle of the road....who does he think he is, a motorbiker?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This can easily be avoided by simply cycling on the pavement.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# If a car tried to do that to me I'd cunt the cunt right in the fucking fuck.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# This made me laugh... and I'm just waking up.. thanks!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# who cares
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# ORGAS?
RIS
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# How rare
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I had a Morgas Happy Meal once

I didn't like it
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# rofl
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# like shrek?
fun fact: orgas are green and so is the mcdonalds logo so i dont even know what you just posted there
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That's really rather nicely made.
How did you do it? I'm assuming it wasn't pootled?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# could be
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Ta very much.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Oh ffs.
Video tutorials for potatoshop?

I was educated in the 70's and 80's. Unlike school leavers today, I can read. Just.



thanks all the same. It's a criticism of the modern internets, not your goodself and the trouble you went to to find a link. ta.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Giggedy giggedy...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# RAPIST!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Toot Too!
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Love it Ninj!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers Q!
How's the lil 'un? :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Baby is fine
But one of her bro's is sick today :( Poor fella
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Aw noes
He needs some TLQ! :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# haha
no, he's got his mummy looking after him :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# naughty thing!
he's giving his handler a chicken scratch on the nipple!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# WELCOME TO PLANET TOOTOO

prepare to lose your undies
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Adorable!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# happy
chappy that
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Genuine giggles.
Lovely
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# beautiful
And I've only just realised tutu looks strangely similar to a friend of mine....

ta!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha, Desmond you cheeky devil!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# he loves his TT
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................................
* Have a click

EDIT: and...
* Have I missed the vote thing and if so, was Monster trucks one of them?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ta!
prolly the zombie one
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# This week's image challenge is magenta cocks: what would the world look like if everyone had a massive magenta hardon? Open photoshop and show us the results.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# might just paint mine & take a photo of it
:)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# E Dubya: DQ
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Have you got a zoom lens then?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
zoom macro
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I hope it's monster tucks.

It isn't monster trucks :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# if i get my way and zombies win
you can design an assault vehicle monster truck, like dead reckoning
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# This has helped with my thought process.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i thought it might
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ^ Yeah!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# This is lovely
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Amazing :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Wonderful as always!
*Click* he looks proper chuffed :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# He so happy!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I liek TTs too:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# is that a monkey bike?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# sort of......one of those mini racers
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# mini racer is a pocket bike
monkey bike is a weird little moped thing that has a huge cult following
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
cult simian
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# heh heh!
spang
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# aaah.....was tempted to get the kids one when they were young
then thought better of it....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# my little lad can't wait to get onto a pw50 or similar
he's only three.
i've had to change his first rear tyre today because of his skidding everywhere.
i feel the moment of being a proper dad has arrived
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# you weren't a proper dad before?
what were you, a mum?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I bet he had big mam tits too!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# can they be milked?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Like the double lactating fountains of the ancients!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# i don't like ancient lactate
it smells cheesy
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# it's just of the things i remember getting my dad to do for me when i was young.
and now i'm doing it for my little boy

i'm the full time carer for him too, so sometimes i feel like the mum ;)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# *tempts*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# get thee behind me!
i'm on my best behaviour today :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *tempts with chocolates/alcohol/whatever works*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# i've just had chocolate
and there will be alcohol aplenty at 4 o'clock
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# but, it's a school night!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# blame my uncle
it's his funeral
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Fantastic!
*gives up, burns photoshop.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# haha...I do that everytime Cyriak does something new
let's trudge on together :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Since Wacko's gone . . . Bubbles just doesn't give a shit!
Great, great work Elvis *clicks*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# merci :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# all monkeys love motorbikes
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Wheeee!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# nicely!
as always
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# BRUM BRUM :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Wheee! look at him go!
*click*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Moto PG (Tips).
Fantastic!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Now that's what I came here to see!

Woo & clicky


Edit: Have a pea :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahawesome
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# great stuff
Dubster
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# awesome
i saw youve been posting a lot lately and i love every single thing you have made. impressive. do you work as a compositing artist or in vfx?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# sort of
I'm a window cleaner :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# make that into some tilt your iPhone game and call it Monkey Bikes
and collect your £££
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# :D..... *sets up offshore account*
*views Swiss property*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^THIS and ipod touch
i buy it
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# o yes
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)
# SEPARATED AT BIRTH?


i knew it!!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Boy-oh-boy.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# too soon man
too soon
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Many apologies.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# which was a good thing as it stopped Elmer acting on his murdrous feelings toward society at large
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# It's a good thing you're here.
;-)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Elmer needs me to do a few 'errands' for him
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# More people should be called Elmer these days.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Elma is Turkish for Apple
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
Elmer's bike crumpled under the truck On the balcony, Jackson realised that his hands were still slippery from the baby oil that he had coated Blanket in, resulting in a severe head injury to one unfortunate passer-by
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Elmer's basic retardation and his tendency to try and cycle under stationary vehicles had resulted yet again in serious injury.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Stay on the goddamn bike, Elmer

This is all your fault
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Fucking Shitty Elmer!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I can't believe he's pulling this shit again.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# *crunch* "Dagnamit! Won't that boy just learn?" *audience laughs*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# When he gets a little peckish, he takes off his hat.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# no loss
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# TOAPBOY!
Hi new user. Welcome to b3ta.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# thanks!!!!
is its a bindun?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I think its is a bindun
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# KAP-PSSSSH
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# cup full
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# ab shedob
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# the last one had 3 pages
pffffffft
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Have a pea from the last compo
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Just make one up yourself
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Welcome to the jungle!

Made this a while back and it had been done before then too!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Farsands, bloody farsands of 'em
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Nice!

Where is compo?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# heh heh....was a good compo that :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I see your Ross Kemp and raise you.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# proof that not ALL bandwagons 'r' shit
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# new here. don't smash my face in yet.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# hello new person
pull up a kitten never leave a shop
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
#
leave loot
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# whitespace party!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# White Album party!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# *smashes your face in in a sexy manner*
This is ace, but huge - it's a whitespace party.

You racist.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
bold declaration of intent.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
#
plus basic newbie error, course.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Yay
welcome, n00b
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# haha
etc.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Fake! Chris isn't wearing dark glasses. :-)
He is - however - wearing a hat, so all's good there.

Hello, welcome, kitten-chairs, etc.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Very good welcomekittenshopetc but....ahem

Full size sauce and b3tacity at top of my profile
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# 2 of the current front pages are taller
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Greater than 400px wide doesn't fit on my Game Gear
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
You have the Game Gear 'internet tuner' then? Nifty gadget, that.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# WAAAHHH MINDPISS!
I didn't even notice a Game Gear reference up here when I wrote that down there :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Indeed.
I need some more coffee. You know what they say, "Late to bed, early to rise, cheese on toast". Or something like that.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# sounds like a good mantra
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# sounds like senile dementia :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# FRESH MEAT!
er, I mean, HI!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# The old bloke on the left
I think he wants me
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Hello there new person :)
It might be in your best interests to make this picture a wee bit smaller, so people viewing b3ta through their Sega Game Gears won't kick off.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I'm trying to view it through a university network
which can normally take just about anything. But it's really struggling to download this. I hope it's worth the effort...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# It's only 44kb
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# How odd.
It's just not making it out of the tube here...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# like an ostrich that has swallowed an anvil
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I guess white space doesn't contribute much to file size.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# To speed up the loading times on WSPs I normally add the white as a separate 1px wide gif and use <width=> tags
:)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# *points and sneers at the HTML nerd*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
er
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# snes? nd?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# One of these.
Although I was going for 'sne'
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
tell me how i perform such magic (can't see an obvious way to re-up using the 'edit' link) and i'll swap the LP for the CD.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# edit your post
and replace the img source for the new one. If using the same filename, you will have to SHIFT+Refresh to reload the image, so best use a new name

I wouldn't worry, it's not a large file

Just call anybody who complains a Nazi cunt
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
since i am thicker than three-day-old custard in a diving bell, i'm going to have trouble getting to grips with the img source bit -- it's not hosted anywhere other than here, so how do i re-up it here without creating a new message?

i'm already fed up with me and i've only been here ten minutes. tsk.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
I don't use the b3ta uploader, cos it's shit. I use b3tards.com instead

However, If you go to create a new post, you can upload your new image, but copy the HTML it creates and then cancel your new post.

You can then edit your existing post and replace the HTML in it with your new HTML

That should do it. Or the internet might break. One of the two anyway

I'd go for the name-calling option though
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
#
i done what you said do and it done worked.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Sorted!
And don't mind us, everyone's a critic here :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# don't criticise me, you bastard!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# i'd sensed there'd been an oversized pic posted
but it seems i'm too late and have missed an opportunity to spam my board nazi image!
bastards, spoiling my fun
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# it sure done did
now go and make us some more!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# BIGNESS!
But nice! have a click sir! and welcome, pull up a kitten shop a chair etc.....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *Drop Shadow Klaxxon*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I like this.

I like you.

a/s/l?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, Hazeley.
Excellent first post.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# for Discomeats
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# My mood
this fine and otherwise lovely morning
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Super!
*clix*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Encore, encore!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha! Love these!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# these are great!
i demand to see more and regularly!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Agreed!
We need a morning Bossfuck!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Christ! I'm glad I don't work
for Alan Sugar.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# cheers all
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# More
more, I say!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D

The power of tea!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I am loving these...
... but there is something about the blue bloke that makes me think of Calvin, now he's left Hobbes behind, grown up and got stuck in a drudgery IT job.

Awesome things - thank'ee.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# These are all excellent :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# aw, why so blue?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I love that he backs up for added velocity.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I'm loving these.
What anim program are you using?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# thanks tim.
made this with flash cs3
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# haha...nicely done
*click*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# \o/-YES!...YES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)

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