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# Gideon relaxes after his statement


with a glass of money and a croissant on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# lovely :)
what a dainty croissant he has there
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^that
(there is also a fabulous hatchet-job on him in today's Guardian, which I heartily recommend)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Always worth repeating
what a cunt he is
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# The cocktail croissant.
Love it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click* You..not him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I like this. Not him. This picture.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :D
Also, someone on my facebook has just posted the greatest status update ever: "Fuck off back to Lith-u-agu-ra or ware'eva u from!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# You're friends with John Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# pahaha!!!
actu-lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Goths must have very small makeup bags
Just one black marker will do everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Still awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I'm a bit chilly, Daniel. Throw another pauper on the fire will you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Come with me if you want to be smug.

I've made a cut out and I'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I finally got cs6... but it looks very complificated.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# woah...I'm still on cs2
is it "portable" ahem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# It's out already?
Wow, that was off my radar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
I'm thinking it's nearly calendar time again ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# fucking hell, I guess it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Fine work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha,
and as others have said, what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Lipstick on the mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# slimy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# He certainly is
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# How about a nice game of chess?

Hang on, wrong film.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
open.spotify.com/album/5DZ9swJIpunkFn9jLqQ3bt
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Feeling quite superior eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
That fits a treat sirrah!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# heh heh
there's a black version that folds it's wings and creates a shadow over the water whilst it strides along.....the fish get under thinking they're safe(they're under attack from another predator)....clever bird :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Where's the fish ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Damn contextual videos
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# chaka khan
chaka khan
chaka khan
chaka khan
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# it's one of those names that is very satisfying to say over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I feel for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# let me rock you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Chak sounds like a verb, khan like a noun
As in "Chak a khan, would you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# her sister is called taka boom or something
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Jonathan Ross's shows are normally quite average, but it did make me smile when he had her on
and used his button
*hopes somebody else knows wtfiboa*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I didn't see it, but would I be correct in guessing that he had a button with the 'Chaka Khan' sample on it, which he used repeatedly to humourous effect through the programme?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# He was quite restrained, and only pressed it a few times in the first 10 seconds.
Otherwise it would probably have got tedious very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# He was gonna throw a bottle. He was gonna...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Good times!
Particularly like the Ain't Nobody one... *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# shit songs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Prolly dunbin, but here's Chavy Chase
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# yes, I think Tulisa has done that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Felch Pea.....
Ahh balls to it!
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Felch doesn't have a T in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ...oh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# it might have some peas in it though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# wouldn't.
hmm, time i was gone.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# bye-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# chevy chase != funny
(likeajackhammer, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
#
if(chevy_chase != funny){
$outcome = pants;
}else{
$outcome = ha ha ha;
}
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# is that known as a Camden Steamer?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# He hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Yay! :D and infinitely less creepier than what we got.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# TJ: evidence George Osborne's opinion of the voting public is poor
this is what I get when I try to read the Autumn Statement in full:

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# BLARG POLITICS! *vomits blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Top
Qualitaggur
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na SHIPMAAAAAAAANNNN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# HIS ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Excellent!
Now this I would pay to see...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# :D :D
Captain! Once again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Just figured out your sig :-)
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# *Touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This is LIFE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# For a minute there, I thought you were Michael Aspel.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Does it have many adventures?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# No but he has a good crack
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Haha top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Mono's bumhole
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Very nice Mr. Heston.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Cheeky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Ta Froggie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA, love it!
*have a click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Thanks Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Cap'n!!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Haha... I thought this was Edmund Trebus
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# WOO!
Sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# 'Sup!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Fuel for the fire...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# how many social workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Bloody socialist workers
The born-again Christians of the political world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Ask him above, he loves those gags.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# All of them, but they will still do it wrong.
still do it wrong buy a bayonet type bulb.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# two, but countless more to drag out the 18 month investigation paid for by taxpayers
boom boom
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Two but fuck knows how they got in there in the first place!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Just one, but they don't have funding for a lightbulb so they can just sit in the dark and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# *stokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *staffords*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# *huddersfields*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# *lutons*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# *canterburys*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# *wigans*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# the lady on the left has forgotten her knick knocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Mingetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# That cat and dog
look supremely happy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
I want to be a social worker when I grow up
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Yeah, like that will ever happen
;)

I believe it's called projection
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Nicely JP! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# pimpstar
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Do I sense
the hint of an atmosphere in here today?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This must be stamped out forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No! Of course not!!!!*
*Yes, just a little ;-)

Edit: Riverghost had beans for breakfast again.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I just noticed
I'm on the popular page so I don't care now. Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# From someone who works in mental health they told me this
When is it OK for a social worker to be judgmental?

....Only to criticise a nurse for being judgmental.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# that and when talking to a colleague who you know won't pass on any "innapropriate" comment you make
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# 'makes notes'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Thought I'd do a Tintin sequel


Click for bigger (81 kb)
to explain his recent shocking spoon behaviour...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# GET FUCKED!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Son of Freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# "Where are you go-?"
All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Yu Go a Gogo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# judu!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Whodu what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Out here on the floor now
We're going to a go go
Ah dancin to the music
Oh yeah, oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I can't dance
my leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# It's like The Hilarous Adventures of Rob Manuel all over again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ...only funny
*scarpers*

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# It was funny until I started modelling it on SA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# what? you mean by not commenting in threads with responses to it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
Tintin LOVES horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hehe
Well spotted! I had to endure the website to get a pic of the front cover *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# haha
Blistering Barnacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# billions of blistering blue barnacles
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# use the gel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Like these.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Thank you
I did a few more... be warned...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Tintin pisstakes are always full of win :)


and also:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Haha wonderful!
I can imagine a serious-sounding narrator describing the bottom one in an educational manner :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Did happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# TIN OF TEN TIN TIN
sounds like a pirates song, arr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Can't stop giggling at the "Voyage Acide" one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I like this a lot *Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# That Autumn Statement on the Economy in full...


Idea shamelessly nicked off rob on That There Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# SNOW FISTING FULL THROTTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# HONKA HONKA DICK GEL
KASTO KASTO KRUT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Quick, Dr. Broon! Vectorize it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *audience laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# *army sets fire to the studio*

*audience screams and dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *exeunt stage left*
*trifling sarcasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hope it snows again this year.


Made a snow fox/sphinx last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Awesome!
Since when has photoshop had an Export-to-Snow feature?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# He seems so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# He was until he melted :( 4EVA IN R HARTZ, SNOW ANGLES R WEEPIN, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# HE WILL LIVE ON.
I used to like snow... until I learnt to drive...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# but slamming your brakes on a snowy road for fun is fun
unless there's other cars there, then it's a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's
quite a disclaimer...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I love snow. It's a pain in the arse being out in it, wearing Converse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Occasionally
there are times when walking to the shops on ice is an exciting manly challenge. Converse do indeed soak up any kind of moisture though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's the only time of the year I don't wear them.
I have to resort to a pair of trainers I've barely ever worn.

And yes, nothing gets the blood pumping like nearly falling arse over teakettle on the ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# suede boots are a bad idea, too
they get all wet, your feet freeze and they take days to dry out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I'm looking into buying some New Rocks, or something similar.
I imagine massive goth boots would anchor me to the ice, thus stopping me from ending up in casualty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# could do with a new pair myself
the parents have bought me some for christmas. i'm dreading seeing what they look like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I don't think I'd want any high ones.
But ones with decent tread in any case.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# definitely
considering the amount of time i spent on my arse in the snow last winter, grip is the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I shall have to hunt down a cheap-ish pair; New Rocks can get really fucking expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# check secondhand shops
you'd be amazed at the quality of boots you can find in those places, i've got quite a few pairs in the past.
also a pair of six inch silver cork wedgies for £1
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Top work.
What's that round thing it's sat on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Glass garden table. I figured having a sturdier surface to build on would increase durability.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# ah, the beautiful and rare male armoured peacock, in full display
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# just be careful where he sticks his "sword"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# his pork sword, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# his vigorous spicy throbbing pork sword
with huge meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# oh, my!
*fans*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# SMASH! your alive?
I loose the bet people, No rotting corpse found....

Damn I'm down 20p
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *spoiler*
I'd be happy when it gets to episode 10 for him and he loses his head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# haven't been watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# You should it's a fantastic series
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i'm over-committed on my t.v time as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Nice!
I've just received a letter from British Gas telling me about winter fuel bills and how much they care about me and spelt my name wrong throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
#

Disclaimer: I didn't paint this. www.b3ta.com/board/9828873
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i don't care, i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Is that Henry's wife?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Did they spell it 'Chanel' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think they were trying to send it to
TV's Science Channel...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I had the same from NPower!
I rang to complain and while I was on they asked for a meter reading and put my bill up 60 quid a month. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Always lie on manual meter readings....
Then move when you get an actual visit form a meter reader....

In hindsight a £120 bill was probably cheaper than the £350 moving costs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Your telling me,
I just stepped out to get some cordial and got soaked! It's glowing a gale here and the rain is the size of ping pong balls, one gust of wind and my pants where wet through.... then the rain got to them.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# WINTON! WINTON!
OH CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# now is the winter of our dish content
in my case the dish content is beans with slice of toast
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Cheers :o)
This kind of thing has got way easier since I discovered how to operate the clone tool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# man
I have this sudden urge for beef, roast potatoes & parsnips, carrots, peas, and boiled potatoes with their skins still on with nice onion gravy and a bunch of yorkshire puddings

does anyone else have this urge right now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Well, NOW I do!
Easy on the parsnips though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# how about some nice green beans
or instead of beefs, a load of chicken with stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I have beefs at home
although I'll probably end up having it with chips tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# "live with me if you want to come"

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Tagline Thief!
www.b3ta.com/board/10610427
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Had to....
It was so much better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# I drew Gary (LittleMaria)
Christmas TIme!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Alright JJ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not JollyJack -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That's just what Jolly Jack would say if he ever replied to other people's thread!
as JJ only replies to his own threads then ipso facto you ARE JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ):
違うってばー
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
行き違う
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
何その日本語ー
意味わかんなーい
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
多分彼の足は単に成長していた
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# O:
彼の足？ what?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Exactly.
Now do you see what it's like trying to understand your google translate english?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# It might be something about this being an English speaking website
and Michael Ellis doesn't speak Japanese and no one understands you, or what you want, or why you are here, or what motivates you! I don;t care if people jump on my back now - you have fucking pissed me off big style now - now fuck off or start making sense!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
*Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# but 90% of my posts are complete batshit gibberish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# But we know you're motivated by batshit gibberish :)
trying to have a conversation with Moggy is impossible sometimes she slips into pigeon English then she posts Japanese which doesn't go through translators without coming out like complete nonsense. And even though she can strike a pretty reasonable conversation on other forums she comes here and acts like she doesn't understand us!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# it's a rather literal translator
it's just a matter of trying to wonder what context is going on

still, all adds to the delicate cuteness of b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ^^ thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# -_-
マイケルエリスは変な人。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You are a fucking troll! This is the only reason you are here is because you get so much attention
when you post your meaningless pictures of obsessive JJ fan art. Really I should have kept you on ignore because you're making coming to b3ta a waste of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm not troll :P
あなたたちが過剰反応しすぎなだけ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# THEN FUCKING WRITE IN FUCKING ENGLISH, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD!!!!!
OR BETTER STILL, JUST FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *wheels it out*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I haven't a fucking clue what you're banging on about and I'm not wasting time in Google Translator that makes about much sense as you do little girl!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# =^.^=
私は子猫が好きです
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# oh what chance does that give him? ok he IS the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# haha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I WELL know. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# JJ Abrams?
*lensflarelols*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# BAM
a flare right in the neck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# This is what the future is like - it's why Rufus and his friends all wear sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Damn you sir!
If it wasn't for the upload I would have done this obvious predictable joke first!
*fist shaking
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Unfair advantage, I'm afraid...
I only had to remember the filename ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# not enough lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# You been robbing from my facebook page again??!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I can't get enough of it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# phwoar!
roast from last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ^ Racist
*edit* I must make a tram girl pic!


*edit too*

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# is it wrong that I found Tram girl and the other one posted on /links yesterday quite sexy?
obviously not their opinions which are horrid, just their sleeping motionless bodies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You know what, I would have done her...
I like angry birds, Then roll off and tell her I'm 1/18th Polish and watch her implode..... Over here coming in our wimmins!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "Coming" over here
being "on the job"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I bet it's the MILF factor that does it for you

HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Madwoman I'd Like to Felch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Topical pea! not i'm not a board whore!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# there's no T in Felch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# SHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
I fixed it, And there might be people who missed that gaff last night.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# i think this one looks and sounds a bit like the apprentice winner before last
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Phwooar
Terry Pratchett!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# A massive improvement.
Just a smidge more and you'll have obscured the pervy anime-porn-child-thing entirely.

6/10
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I don't normally tamper with perfection......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# YES!!!!
That'll do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Sorry about the shin still on display....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ???
WTH!?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Wetherspoons Typical Haematoma ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Who's that harpist?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Bill
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# "Tay"?
*mel and kim earworms*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I think that the late, great dekionplexis put it best:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgS539ap8nw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Needs more TAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# that is a lot of Tay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# He does not draw loli girl!! O:
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# *examines closely for signs of coherence*
Nope, still nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I think it wants a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
biscuit damn good kicking
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I have question
biscuit is what?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Google it for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# No he doesn't, which is why he has a second account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Also, who mentioned 'loli'?
Are you saying that your original image (which is probably the least dubious thing I've seen you do yet) should be classified as borderline child pornography?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# BUT IS NORMAL IN JAPAN
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I used to think a LOLICOM was a rotating computer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# You watching obscene to her?
:( Poor her!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# That's a surprisingly comfy position to fall asleep in
... er, so I'm told! *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# In the road???????
You Ker-azy kook, you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It's all fun and games until a lorry comes and steals your shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# *performs medicinal high speed bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# *office Lolzorz*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# he is very much thinking 'GUMPH!'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# It's still november
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Nice work
although I'm getting more and more confused by the increasing closing credits.

And in other news: god damnit, it was only just Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Keep up, Mr Cre!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Almost Sinterklaas though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
Pepernoten, Mai Tai.... *nom nom nom*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I prefer taaitaai
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# *slaps self*
Sorry, brain is need of sleep and/or total replacement.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Or a Mai Tai ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Well, in fairness...
The sun (were it out) would be over the yardarm by now. Now where's that cocktail waiter?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Mine's a pina colada
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, so THAT'S who Gary is; the R2D2 thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# XD thanks!!
I love him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I like. But I remain confused
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Did you draw the legs last?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
the legs last anything of any value at all
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# That is the worse drawing of Gary Glitter on a fogged up window I've seen!
Or the best, I'll have to check my log of "pictures of Gary Glitter on a foggy window"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# XD
He is nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# He's going to Japan soon............do you want to be in his gang?
www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/25/paedophile-gary-glitter-s-foreign-travel-ban-lifted-115875-23588276/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Why have you ©JollyJack just out of interest?
Do you not think it's a little unfair to associate your 'art' with his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Unless.... JJ is Moggy!
But I think we have been around this a million times. I just cannot shake the feeling she/he is troll I don't see what she gains from being here other than she might just be so obsessive she's just doing whatever JJ does and joining groups that JJ is involved with.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# They are not a troll
So that leaves you with the other option
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# A troll
or the world's most naive person
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Looking more like the latter I'd say
A completely obsessive fangirl who follows JJ all around the internet even to places she has no real understanding of.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# ^ what this wise young lady said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I'm not JollyJack -_-
私はJollyJackでもPhillip.M.Jacksonでもないよ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I will give you money if you just go away.
Honestly, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Huh? D:
なんでやねん
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# There's no point is posting stuff in Japanese no one here understands it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Het zou een mooie boel worden als iedereen hier maar in zijn eigen taal gaat lopen antwoorden.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Pulling your leg, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# If you proved you weren't JollyJack, none of this would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# What is the evidence that I is him?
I don't make sense...-_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Because any time he's here, so are you. It seems way too convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hmmm
If you said such thing, I will post my photo!!
(But I can't)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Make sure you get it from a REALLY obscure source so it doesn't show up on Tineye
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# maria needs to get her fucking act together and learn how to use utorrent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
KEKEKEKEKEKE
Kiri kiri kiri kiri
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I've remained quiet since your appearance on /board.
Not being the most prolific poster myself, I feel perhaps not in a position to question anyone on here. BUT...

WHAT THE SCREAMING FUCK ARE YOU ON?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I think
that is a very fair question indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I always normal post. :(
Everyone overreact too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ah, but that's maybe because you go from zero to japanese in three posts every goddamn time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Telling it like it is, Ted.
I completely agree.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I couldn't give a flying toss whether this is JJ or a joke account or whatever.
The psuedo-pigeon engrish and quasi manga teen pron is fucking annoying though.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# IDK :P
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Weird. Very weird.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I think this sums it up for all of us
she just doesn't ring true
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^that
In a nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Nutcase, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Nicely done, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# thanks you lot
had to post and dash, work beckons
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I thought that said ALTAR at first
as it looks remarkably like their band logo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# No, it's clearly 'Zoltar'.
George is watching, warning against surprise attack by alien galaxies from beyond space.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Big gets less and less charming with repeated viewing
How that woman at the end doesn't totally freak out when she realises she's essentially guilty of the statutory rape of a child, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# "And we've finally decided to allow two failing banks to collapse".
Both sides of the Clyde.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I heard Danny Alexander trotting out the old "blah blah blaah deficit mess we inherited blah blah" line again at the weekend.
They've been in government for 18 months now FFS. Surely the condition of things is now as much about their own policies and direction as anything they inherited. At what point do we think they are going to man the f*ck up and take ownership of this problem rather thna simply blaming it on the previous administration?

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Usually not until they lose power in 8 years time
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Spoonhenge
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# But should it be lit up at night!?
Should it!?

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# It would help to protect it
from being crushed by a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)
# As you wish
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *applauds*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# All this time I thought Spoonman was about a heroin addict. Never paid much attention to the lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Spoonhenge would be brilliant
they say that Stonehenge was a sort of Calendar marking where the sun rises and sun sets with spoons you could reflect the sun's rays onto a sort of calendar sundial... I'm over thinking this one aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yes dear, now eat your soup
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Shiny spoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# It would make a great bus station
Buses from different routes would embark/disembark at each stone, passengers could queue behind the stones safe from marauding taxi-drivers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *highly approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Deleted scene...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/winces at the memory of scarred knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I keep forgetting you're even older than me . . .
no seriously I keep forgetting

*pisses pance*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I'm old enough to actually remember Spangles.
Tiny, frying pan shaped sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Andrew McDavies the donut-headed fish boy remembers something similar



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# YAY!
and WOO!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Vimto, spangles and soccer books were always a bore in my book-uh...

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Fuck I think I'd wiped this from my memory due to trauma.
Which twisted person came up with those things?

I was a lot smaller and weaker than my brother, so not only would my knuckles get bashed to pieces but I'd hurt my shoulders trying to whack it back at him.... Thinking back that bastard used to hold his hands open and tell me to close mine when it was heading back..... Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Seconds of endless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah, I can remember the tears, the pain and my brother insisting we carry on...
He is 6 years older than me, see if social workers where paid a proper wage I could have been taken away from such abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# What was it called?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# His brother?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# You know I have no idea....
I don't remember seeing the box, just untangling it from everything under my bed every few weeks when I was trying to fish out a Lego man.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ninj must know,
he must have searched for it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
You wouldn't believe how hard it was! I ended up finding it as Speed Ball Jumbo...

...I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Speed ball!
A somewhat unfortunate choice of name. I think we might have one in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# *calls the Vice Squad*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug)#Notable_deaths_attributed_to_speedball_use
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It is such a vague 70s/80s referance
I did click it plenty, if it doesn't get a front page, the mods are obviously in nappies...

either from being too young or too old, not just right like us in the goldilocks zone.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# greyilocks zone more like . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# How about this?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Dear Santa...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# For some reason, it was called a diabolo in dutch.

It was even a verb, diaboloën.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# diaboloën (vb): to smash the fingers of ones sibling, before cackling manically and running indoors to
eat Sugar Puffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
Sugar Puffs Nibb-its
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Is that the over the sea name for Sugar Puffs then?
You say Raiders, I say Twix, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Raiders turned into twix about the same time as in the UK

Nibb-its are just some things you'd see at every party in the 80's.

nibb-it.nl/
And, more importantly...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# AAAAAHahahahahaaa!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# HAAA HAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The real story behind that M1 incident...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-a/amazing_mr_no_legs_poster_01.jpg

edit:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# content filter strikes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yah
linky no worky

The connection was reset
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# that sounds like a brand of cigarettes
"A packet of Content Filter Strikes, if you would be so good, sir."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# It's lucky strike's second brand
instead of "it's toasted", their slogan is "disconnect by hosted"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# fucking hell, give me a sec then
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'M STILL WAITING GRONKPAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# NO YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# my wait is over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# This post includes many things of interest to me
amazing mr no poster poster :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# this looks the bollocks!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082775/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Ted Vollrath makes everything better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# The joy of random advertising
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# hehe
they are going to need lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# i shall ask my wife if i can take her up the M1
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Shouldn't it be the M2?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You can't surface a road with marmite!
It doesn't have the adequate cohesive properties for a suitable road surface!

edit: IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

It's like a feminist sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Dear Ms Philips
I have listened to many episodes of your Radio 4 'comedy' Clare In The Community where you play Clare Barker, the social worker with all the politically correct jargon but none of the practical solutions.

I had, up until now, enjoyed these episodes, but some facts I have recently learned about Social Workers have changed my opinion of your show. Do you realise that Social Workers do a bloody hard job, not helped by constantly being undermined by government cuts.

Why don't you go off and write some jokes about Hitler gassing the Jews instead.

Yours etc etc etc
Ms Griffy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Dear Ms Philips
I have on occasion listened to your Radio 4 comedy series.

This series is in no way funny.

Thank you for keeping up the fine traditions of Radio 4's comedies by having no moments of actual mirth inducement.

I look forward to the obligatory segment about someone from "oop north" who is hellbent on artexing some particular dwelling surface at great consternation to anyone who is middle class.

Yours without understanding,
Discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# *barely stifles a snigger*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I need a square mile sized piece of toast, a tonne of butter and a football pitch sized slice of mature cheddar
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Now I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# have a nice sausage and egg sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
along with a lake of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# This has to happen!
I'll document the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Causes nothing but problems does the stuff.
Plus it tastes like shite.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Controversial comment perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha! Luckily the cleanup didn't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# spilt marmite makes jam?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I like the Goatse police car


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# We all like the Goatse Police car,
until it comes for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# 'just blow in here, sir'
sir'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# there a joke somewhere about "going up the marmite motorway"
but i'll be buggered if i can think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Pffft. Buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# On the yeastbound carriageway.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Too much chitchat and not enough pics for my liking this morning so have this hoary old joke
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I like it
but you've got to be careful with jokes today actually - balls to that - I've had enough of SpacemanDoug and his silly opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I READ THIS COMMENT OUT OF CONTEXT AND I BECAME ANGRY
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It's OK - I have some soothing forms to fill out about you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# My dog's got no nose!
How does it breathe?

Through its mouth.

OK, but seriously, if you don't get it put down, I'm calling the RSPCA.

Haha, I've got a joke about the RSPCA.

*shoots dog* Fuck you shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I consider this post offensive
ITS for crying out loud. ITS
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# shit
i'm s'till s'leepy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# oh poor you!
having to own such a miserable dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# How many social workers does it take to varnish a table?
Just one, they're highly competent professionals who are undoubtedly excellent at whatever task they put their minds to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# who the fuck is SpacemanDoug?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Margaret Lockwood was a fine actress, modern actresses lacquer style
And did you know her mother was from Paris and her dad was from Warsaw? She's of French-Polish ancestry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# If you think I'm going to get engaged in a pun trade you've got another thing creosote.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It shellac'rimoniously end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I don't think it should be simply glossed over.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# To do so wood stain our reputations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# /board wood dye without good puns
I'm a dope for not thinking of one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# There was a time ...
when marijuana smugglers were creative and got away with it


(G, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)
# haha!
they are obviously on their way back from the Caribbean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)
#
docking soon in Munchiester
(G, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# after those bad boys
they'd better eat that giant iceberg (in a sandwich with fish-fingers and cheese)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha this works quite well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# there are lots of words in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# MarM1te

story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
# I did chuckle when I heard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# you either love having the M1 closed, or you hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Just think of it as a fresh layer of tar on the pavement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:24, archived)
# The M1 has a pavement now?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# It's paved with marm1te
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I remember!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:28, archived)
# technically, the 'pavement' is the layer of tarmac on the road
it's from the latin 'pave' meaning 'awe-struck' and 'ment' meaning 'mind'



technically, the bit that pedestrians walk on, is the 'walkway'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I was going to tell you about that story... but I was afraid you would spread it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# I heard it caused a jam


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Saints preserve us.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Saint Marge?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# You curd have avoided that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Butter didn't want to


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:36, archived)
# oh you! Such a honey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Thats the yeast of your problems ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# It's not hard to extract info from you lot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# *toasts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# *crumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# *pikelets*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# The interesting part about this article is that they couldn't tell if it was marmite or toxic waste.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# /obligatory Marmite is better than that shitty Vegemite that you lot eat type response
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I understand how you feel, but you need to remember that it's just a feeling.
Vegemite is scientifically superior. I'm not going to get into a discussion of facts versus feelings with you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Marmite eh? always causing trouble


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Subject:
Message:

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:12, archived)
# The descent of flea?
Do I win a shiny pound?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:16, archived)
# only if you'd shopped it



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# The scent of flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:24, archived)
# scent of flush, eh?
eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# kwo-lih-tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# It's an oldie . . .
at least I thought it was but according to the properties I made it today . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I'll be making one later on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# an oldie?
/confused


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:37, archived)
# it'll be fresh
but it will smell old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# yes.
where do I send it?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# *1. intercepts*
. . . .



5. PROFIT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Mugs old-timer Dave
Takes back shiny pound
Is arrested
Sues for wrongful arrest
Wins
Profits

Sells story of traumatic childhood (full of sadness) to Take a Break
Profits again

Shares profits with old-timer Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ahhh! Who says youngsters are all
crack-crazed gangsters

/enjoys good life

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Yey! Looking at lady bits for a living!!!

* Oh hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Quick
Do one about gerontology.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
# ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# * Correct
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# The course lasts tree months
which is relatively short.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Good morning all.
Today's HONKA HONKA DICK GEL anniversary of losing his virginity's our very own Flanbase! As requested by The Hedgehog From Hell.

Trying some new creative filters today.

Also, that's the third day in a row you're wearing that blouse.

HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:59, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
This will never get old, not even in 8 months.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# alright gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I did this for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Haha, wow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Who is she? She has some incredibly saggy tits.
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
#
Sarah Chalke Possibly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# The Flan is manyfold!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:37, archived)
# This is fabulous.
Did you source a picture on google then click the list of filters in photoshop all by yourself? It's quite impressive. I don't know why b3ta does not have more work of this nature. The technique is clearly stunning. Perhaps there could be a daily posting of such things. If only everyone was capable and had the talent to pull it off.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)

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