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# And out of the wilderness came a shit pun.
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I hear it is still mostly empty
or is that just not true?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Nah
Just filled with urchins like myself
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# budgie klingon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Today is a good day to fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I had to google to find out how shit this pun is :D
edit: WTF happened to the Star Wars image?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# As the Geordie water-dwelling mammal said
"Why aye Otter spang you right in the kisser!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Klingingon a perch!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Budgie Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# piss-bellied worfhead birdman
of b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# And why not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Needs more Carl Orff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# That's playing in the background
But it's a jpg so you can't hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# *fears* don't think I'd get in with him on the door


i've only made a couple of these to date :)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Unusable stock....
(billiepipersteeth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# unusable compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Haha.. they are pretty nasty!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
next : a field full of broken animals
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# It's not free AIDS, though
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# heheh...
laterally literal...
or is that literally lateral?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Dog shit AND aids?
You're spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Oxo Pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# this is a job for ......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# "Your mother sucks stock in hell!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# She would be turning in her...grave-y
(billiepipersteeth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# ready crushed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ann grave Robinson...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# haha, he's doing well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# oh fucking hell
this puts everything into the starkest perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# she's a known cum-gargler
the graffiti in the Westminster toilets says so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# She's pretty relaxed about it
Apparently, Mellow Birds will make you smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# How do you eat yours..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# well
that's MY easter fucked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Steels your eggs !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# you can have them!!
just the cadbury ones, mind
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Lolleries. :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# i clicked 'i like this' but not becoz....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# there are websites that can help you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# any minute now
my house is going to be filled with a load of cackling women for Mrs S's Body Shop party. Many of them are bringing their kids too, so there will be gangs of girlies screeching in my daughter's bedroom

I'm hiding upstairs for the evening, but will have to go out for eats and beer at some stage

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# THE DOORBELL!
*HIDES*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I was forced out of my own house the other day because one of my wife's friends was having her hen night there
I feel your pain
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# what!
when she had an Anne Summers party I went out myself. I wasn't allowed back in for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I'd recomend taking evrything you need into the room before hand and not comimg out untill they have all gone...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# it's a bit too late
the screeching has started

I need alcohol. See you later cuntmonkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# I regret to inform you
that this has bindunned quite a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Bugger :-(
Not been here or had a look down the entries yet :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] A little Someth'n to fapp to!
(Fly Projector, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# FUCK! SHE BROKE THE TANK! NOW IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Neo's mother.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# hahahaha
this is horrific
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# bleurgh!
at least she took her teeth out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# arg! a gaping maw...
actually, more of a gaping grand-maw...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Going for it Granny...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Work 'em, Granny!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Two at a time...like she did in the 60's and 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# times were tough then
she was just grateful for a warm drink
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# hello 'darling'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# She's ready!...Let's do this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# She's unsure....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] iFucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Just did a proper lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# iFellin
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# haha!
I bet he uses Matey...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Full steam ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# to a country without extradition treaties!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# It's mine and I'll wash it as much as I like.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# iSilhouette ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Yum Yum Maria :D
I draw Hitler!! Hahaha!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# *calls waiter*
Sorry. Could I possible have me dessert to go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Did you order the Reich Pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# That takes guts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# let's tasty hitler cutlet!
\o/ yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Personally I like a Stalin Kiev.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# what about a carne mussolini ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Do not order the George Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# christ mate! too late, I had that, my guts were getting free'd for a week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It loosened the bladder too
Pissin' Accomplished.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# In the words of Tank GIrl...
...anyone fancy a Garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I think you may have completely missed the paper and drawn Hitler on your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# You know it's Hitler because he had his intestine tattooed from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# .. by a tattooist using a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Dooo theeey knooow iiit's Hiiitleeer tiiime aaaat aaaaaall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Hitler is very juicy for his age and lack of life signs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# hitlers, cloned and frozen
gotta be bernard matthews innit

hitler ham

all the texture of ham, with none of the taste of hitler, now available kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Quickly followed by the tasty meat-free Hitler Quornburger.
The taste of Hitler without meat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Om nom nom nom. But what is this?...
damn if it isn't Jamie Oliver appearing out of the mockney void world portal to condemn the eating of processed Hitler meat as it's not good for us, innit! Fuck you portal jumping Jamie Oliver and your meat sanctions!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I'll bloody squeeze hitler through the fine mesh surrounding the school grounds if it means our kids get a traditional lunchtime treat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I practically lived of Hitler Burgers and SS Chips when i was at school and it never did me any harm, mein Furher!!
*wrestles with arm that's trying to salute*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# quoted Enith Bidet, Representative for BNP, Hornchurch, Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Hitler is on ze rag?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# what a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# oh that hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# John Cleese has had a new hair cut?
Don't mention the...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Who'd have thought that loveable scamp Hitler could be so cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# haha!
- the more I find out about this Hitler chap the less I like him...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# b3ta BOURBON FOX; ART BASE MOGGY


I get back from the pub, rather pissed, to see THIS?!

... alrighty. I'mma go make some noodles. Have this shit drawing in the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# well...
私は本当にこのような状況ではヒトラーに何が起こったのか全く理解がありません。それはすべて私のようなやや奇妙に当たる、私は、そうなると言うだろう。今日私はテスコからチキンカレーを持っていた、それは鶏肉とカレーの両方の光だった。それは、いくつかの小さな方法で"オードトワレプーレ"で、より多くの米の付加価値税のようだった。私は同意することができる確信しているので、これは、私はむしろ悲しい作られた、目下の問題は私がピザ屋に行くとそれ以上の私があきらめて死ぬだけ必要素敵な鶏のピザを取得する必要があります、ですか。

if this actually translated I'll be bloody amazed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# If this is about Hitler being in trouble and Tesco chicken curry...
*gets out clipboard* I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# let's cheering!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# CONGLATURATION ! ! ! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jApJb2hVHQw
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I've no idea what the last sentence means
but I think there's a hero resting mini-game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
すべてのカットは、犬をされ、それによって吸収されます。
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# *applauds*
私は私の手を拍手

マリアは10インチの陰茎を持っています
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# yes
I expect so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
多分彼の足だけで成長していた？
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You need to get a Do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Lizard paper spock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Oh thanks!! I glad!! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
#
gl m
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
d n
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
n sturbating wildly over bukkake paedo porn made 'acceptable' by yiff-ifying it with a tail...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Yep, that's our Moggy alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# yep!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Unless you've been in the pub since 11:30am...
you're doing it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I've been sat in uni since about 3pm, then drinking from then till now...
...and after tea, probably carrying on after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# You fucking bastard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# There must be some sort of Countdown-related drinking game for people at uni?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# If you manage to spell a swear word, or make it through the show without becoming severely depressed, take a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# shot for every "please carol" "and another" and one for every "from the top" ie 2 from the top means 2 shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Fuck... if I ever get so depressed as to watch Countdown, I'm so doing that.
My favourite is the Batman drinking game, whilst watching an episode of the 1960s Batman show, every time the word 'bat' is used, drink.

I was fucking hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Thus raising old people's blood pressures, killing off many...
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# my pressure's building
that's fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# So's mine.
I mean, Daily Mail? COME ON. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# The Daily Hate Mail. Shittiest paper in the world. Ever.
Just reading the letters page can get me shouting at the paper and my blood boiling, but the online version has some of the highest res images around for image sources...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Usually nicked from other sources. No shit, they're bad for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# When Rachel Riley says Hi on Countdown
Thousands of men all over the UK have sudden strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Someone's been playing MGS2 :)
(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# YES! SOMEONE KNOWS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Haha! How could anyone forget that ... Along with Naked Raiden ... *shudders*
(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Brr... I'd forgotten about that o_o
"WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ¬_¬ You got a lot of guts oscar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# leave hitler alone :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# What he lacked in testicular quantity, he made up for in length.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVxqN4rg1c
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I've only just realized
but the font at the top of this picture is fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# could you do freebase next please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I think she is already freebasing :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# ^What she said XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# haha that's one of the more likely explanations, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# in her sleep
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Now that's a man sized snack!
Nicely ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# arent you dead already?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I think this might be the last one


think hope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# J. Edgar Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# haha
I settled quite early on source pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I've only just noticed that he's wearing brown contacts.
Makes him look kind of shark-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I don't think
that's his real nose either.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# The more I look at it, the more he ceases to look anything like he should.
He's more Jack Black than Leonardo DiCaprio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I shopped that one on
to make him look more like he's concentrating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I changed the direction of his eyes
he looked quite mental at one point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
These have been great!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# haha
all 2?

cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# tee hee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I had topple blocks, the cheep version, the block smelt like dog muck...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# get back on the damned boat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry]


edit - oops, fixed the last frame now!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Harry Enfield would be proud:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Disturbingly that's strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
hypnotic erotic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# It's true.
I think it's the moobs that do it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# and the crop-top
mmm, crop-tops
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# FUNKEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Fat Freddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Pulp Non-fiction
Haha ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Haha nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# He's got the moves!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# That's great to play guitar along to....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# haha nice!
he's got some chicken with it
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought it looked like him...
(meer, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I was going to use this one
and put the crop-spraying plane from North by Northwest in. Then I read the rules of the compo which said we could only use pics from the stockphoto site and I got all sads.

But that has nothing to do with your picture which is very good and therefore deserves a clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Nah, challenge briefs are there to be... stretched
It's not a competition and there are no rules - a lot like b3ta itself, actually. But if we have to, let's consult the FAQ: "Every week we run a Photoshop challenge based around a different theme to try and inspire the boarders to make fantastic new pictures." I've read through it and I've yet to see anything like "Straying outside the set challenge will lead to an insta-ban and years of abuse on Sickipedia."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I don't know what I am more afraid of...
The insta-ban or the years of abuse on Sickipedia. So I try to be a good grrrl. Really I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha
i'd prefer the abuse on sickipedia, it'd be a lot of inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Egads!
The enforcer!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# This has panned out to be a fantastic compo:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# "Unusable"
Pfft.
How wrong they were..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I'd like to think that at least one of the people who did them saw their new life and had a bit of a belly wobble.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I find this world view pleasing.
*hopes you're right*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# If he does catch her, he'll only skin her and eat her, and maybe make a hat out of her buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# That would be
a very small hat.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# It's for a tiny friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I made another scrolly thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjoQVYI5UCw&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# That's lovely
But I need to go for a wee-wee now.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Nice.
Is it going uphill?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# All the best streams do
and Happy Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# YAY! Candle!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Lovely motion!
WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# needs a kitten driving a motor boat against the current
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I was thinking of something on those lines
but this has taken the best part of the day already :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# that's a bit special
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# nicely done Maiden..........tricky stuff water but you've captured it well...*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Kittin!
Paddle lil kittin! Paddle like you never paddled before!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Haha
it's that moment when the panic sets in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Haha.. always one of my favs..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# This fecking wins everything
Can I hug you?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# too kind
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Ooo.. that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Aww that's lully
Talents : YOU HAZ THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# This is awesome.
WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Is it okay to cross your streams?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Only when Zuul is present
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# fantastic work, Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# wowowowowowow
that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Nicely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Nicely
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Oh Lawd is That some chickens?
(Sin-ok, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about, but welcome to b3ta, Sin-ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Hi, this isn't 4chan, kindly fuck off back to 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Hello shiny new person.
Did you make that picture yourself?
I made this picture myself.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Once Upon A Time
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# tell us this story again daddy!
and this time with the pictures daddy!

tell us again daddy!

again!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Lawd help you, son.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Interesting filename.
I realise that school is over for the week, and the computer mummy bought you for Christmas lets you be anonymously brave on the internet, but could you kindly troll somewhere else.
Thank You.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Has the dog wearing a baseball cap, glasses, stripey jumper and DM boots firing an assault rifle bindun yet?
glasses stripey jumper and DM boots firing an assault rifle bindun yet?
Machine gun sound effect 1 or sound effect 2
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Only about 50 million times.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# damnit always the way
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# and that's just today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# You should have seen it yesterday.
There were loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# christ, you couldn't get moved for them, it was like half price mince day at tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# atleast it'll be popular with the pensioners amongst us :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# and among those who like to mince :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Though the stench was possibly even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Sarah Palin?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# meanwhile at FUCK HQ's GARDEN PARTY...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# shaving rash \o/s
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# they only allow her to have Fisher Price grooming products
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Undecided on the Parl/Farl.
But I'm getting one tonight anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# get in!
I have a taster menu evening at my local Indian later this month. Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Ooh, jammy.
I think I'm going for a quick gammon and fried onion jalfrezi this evening, courtesy of mister gross man's sauces.
Them forrin places may have invented the curry, but they're seriously missing out by not applying it to bacony meats (though you do have to watch the salt levels, which is why I go for gammon not actual bacon).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# gammon curry?
WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Well, I figure since we're all going to hell anyway...
Come to think of it, can you now actually get extradited to another god's plane of eternal torment for something your bible says is fine?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Ronald McDonald has got a lot of questions to answer to Vishnu if we do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Christ.
That's some massive chafing around that bikini bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# it's a shame when a pile of shit above gets more responses than this
but that's b3ta..........edit: been deleted now..not surprisingly

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# most kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
# literally what E Dubya said!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# jobbies?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# yes, jobbies
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Putting on ignore without a comment seemed to be more prudent =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry but...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Man
There was curry talk and everything there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# damn I missed all the curry chat
/prefers oriental noodle dishes anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Surely that's be chaat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Surely Goreng?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Stop stealing my ideas! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
youtu.be/z1-wb5iwJww
(Fly Projector, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# best use of a rug rat ever
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Lock an load :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] only slightly creepier than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# By "creepier" do you mean
"sexier"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Christ I saw them on Never Mind The Week Out Of Ten Cats the other day.
In the words of Bill Hicks, " ... and every day, EVERY SINGLE DAY ... I pray - AND I PRAY OH LORD! For nuclear holocaust."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# nobody can act that fucking stupid and annoying
that shit has to be real
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Exactly. They are the very archetype of Hicks' definition of humanity as
"A virus with shoes."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# which one?
Leo?
Clint?
or Jedward?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# all of the above
they made a great team!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# They were both on.
To take the place of one person, which was just one of the many jokes at their expense that they didn't get.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I think Sean Lock genuinely wanted to hurt them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Sean Lock can hurt whoever he likes in my book
especially anyone who didn't watch his 15 Storeys High
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# agreed
did you ever hear the original radio series?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Oh, very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# where're you going with that plough, you twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hello Mum. It's your third youngest Errol here. The Chinese one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# fucking classic
the guy chasing Benton was in it too. JESUS CHRIST! Who was covering the other end? JESUS CHRIST! SU LI!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha inspired
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# THey're gotting on now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hormone issues have kicked in there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Have Ant and Dec just been told they're going into the jungle next?
No, scratch that, it's Matt LeBlanc and David Mitchell in a wind tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# No they gagged them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)
# one day, Aunt Sally, you'll be a real girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# You are Norn Irish AICMFP
Edit: thanks, now I look even more ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# pffff
i'm northern, but northern irish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Liverpool.
Same difference. Everyone outside the M25 is a forrin, and not to be trusted.

And anyone within the M25, for that matter.

Oh god I am living in a world built only of fear and paranoia oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Don't worry, they *are* out to get you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# don't worry, vag, i won't bite
hard.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# the first time, at least
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# ooo, time to go home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# David Cameron with a beard gives me the absolute heeby jeebies
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# how about this...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Must. Stop. Doing. These.
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Good.Idea...worst bandwagon ever
Love that Schettino one though..........should win the internets....*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha
contrary to popular opinion, I love a good bandwagon. Maybe apart from that Limes thing, that was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# this one wins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha :D

^^one of the 1st ani-gifs I ever posted on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# BEWARE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Holy hell, I haven't seen that in years!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# the original wasn't riding a bicycle...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# OMFG THEY'VE EVOLVED
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# In every sea of shit, there's usually a couple of golden nuggets
and this is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# A tribute to Atomic's amazing Nun Bear Hitler work.

there's a bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Clockwise from top
Wouldn't, would, wouldn't.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Oh alright, then ...
Would, would, would, please ... please ... just anybody ... please ... I just want to ... feel human contact ... to be loved ... I'll do anything ... honestly ... please ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I knew it!
Mother fuckin' bear lover! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# No point in wearing clothes in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# oh wonderful
artbase: atomic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# WOOOOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Wow!
This m3ta b3ta thing is getting complex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# can't wait for the tv series
HITLER. NUN. AND BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# starring David Mitchell, Gemma Arterton and wee Jimmy Krankie
TV as you've never seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# that bear's packing some serious weaponry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# bloody lovely
your stuff reminds me of bill plympton for some reason. Think its the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I love that guy... your face remains one of my favourite ever films let alone shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# is that the one where the two blokes
destroy each other's heads in more and more bizarre ways? i love that, especially when one eats the others' head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# that was the nik nak advert he did.. wasn't it?
thi is your face :)

tu.tv/videos/bill-plympton-your-face-short-fi
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# love it! :D
yes, he did the nik naks advert, but that was a shorter version of one he did on comedy central
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# got oscar nominated for best short film.. didn't win
travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Cor, thanks!
You being reminded of Bill Plympton reminded me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O7J-1lv1RI
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Just think of all the fun adventures they'd have!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Woo for nuns with guns :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# ...oh yes...oh yes...oh yes...
There will be a movie and we are all going to be rich! (all rights reserved/atomic b3ta inc.) This is freaking great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Ace stuff, as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Breakfast at Tufnell's
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
I laughed out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
i do hate that cunt though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Gah!
Tuffers Golightly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ace Ninjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# i would definitely have breakfast at his house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Who does your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahah
Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# This how chikin is maid?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# not chikin - skirrel
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# yuuuurp
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha
click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# i swear that thing's looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Squirrel vag?
I never had drbroon down as a yiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha yeh, I'm a yiffer alright
there's something so inviting about an animal's vagina. That, and animals don't tell stories.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# THEY CAN POINT TO TEDDY BEARS' BITS YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Ahahaha
Nobody mentioned squirrel dolls when I qualified.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# ok
now i want polo mints
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# you sick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# that's just nasty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Masterful!!!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Squits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# CHITS
chipmunks with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# :D
this reminds me of the old catscan.com
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Why do I feel so shameful for having the will to click this.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# :D
beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# haha!
this is golden.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# This is one of the best things I've seen on b3ta.
Bravo!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mr bond has a use for this one
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I like the pic
but I'm not asure about the Bond reference. Is it the guy in the Atacama dessert from Quantum?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# for my money, it's Mr White
I got the pic from the Quantum of Solace teaser poster (below), but as far as I recall he has that gun at the very end of Casino Royale when he shot Mr White in the leg, and then only briefly at the start of QoS in the scene directly leading from it (shooting from the car with Mr White in the boot).

old.commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/qos_teaser2/qos_teaser2.jpg

However the poster is set in the desert from QoS, and the non-car scenes with the gun are set by a lake... so I guess it's just an iconic but otherwise nonsensical movie poster. Pretty awesome looking gun, I can see why they couldn't resist using it in the poster.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# newsletter roughly on time
can I have prize please?
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue512/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I liek Fridays!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# i prefer saturdays
more parties on saturdays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# you can have a slap and be grateful for it, wicked chid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# You'd make a fantastic dominatrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# i wouldn't, really
my laugh is slightly more filthy than evil, which lets me down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# OOOOh, Matron...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
make are
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *unzips*
Thankee Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# You can have this is you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# that dog scares me
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# \0/
Have a couple of Dog & Wall Peas
&
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Haha Love the one on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Her left one is not to bad either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# ? It's so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Please...no more dA links!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# They don't make thighs like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# they are like giant carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I love that fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# from Parsnip Day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I didn't realise they used sun beds/spray tans etc that far back!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# gravy sprays
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# jiggle jiggle
sniff sniff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# all sorts of fucksniff goin on in this jigglefuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That fits perfectly!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# cheers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# ...pan-teeeeessssss!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
GO ON IAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# that is a fabulous bathing suit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
that is a fabulous bathing sexing suit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# does it always have to be about sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# With a body like hers?
YUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# just checking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
In a sea of washing lines as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Who says blondes have more fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# not me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
that really made me chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# That's hilariously good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)

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