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# Cameron Diazepam
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Night
mare.
Woo, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
Definitely wouldn't.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# ewwwwwww!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Jeebus f'kin'christ
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# i hope you dont mind im changing it for one with more 'POP'
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I'm easily pleased
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# mmmm diazepam
Sorry I mean aaaaargh
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# KIWF!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# yah
this was inspiring :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# brilliant.............this is really well done
and gets a *click*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I'm tired of people dying
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# shit! did Rob died?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Wankel's first try at an engine -- the 4 staged external combustion model, didn't go so well...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Johnny Cash?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# ring of fire!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I flamethrowered a man in Reno
just to watch him die in four different directions over and over and over
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Not much has changed since.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# wow! by the grace of god, they both lived another day
This was my favorite interpretive GIF of the past few weeks
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Late in 2011 RDLI HAKKIS, god rest him, performed his final gig to a packed out Wimbledon Stadium.
His performance of Rihanna's Umbrella on his trademark wobblestick, as his 7th encore brought the crowd to tears.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Some one
Said he is dead is that true?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Sadly the great Rdli is no longer with us.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I believe in Rdli.
#BelieveinRdli
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# We will not see his like again
:o(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Haha, fucking hell!
Also, I am eating cheese.

Edit: I just noticed the spiders' legs
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# i love all kinds of cheese, what kind are you enjoying
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# As do I, though this one's Lancashire Crumbly
It's crumbly and tasty, but it's not Lancashire Tasty
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# sounds yummy
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# It was, now I'm all cheesed out
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOXOXO
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
♪ Um-chakka my umbrella! ♫
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# so what did you do to get Fiend's account deleted
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# He out-foxed him
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ho!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think I just irritated him to the point of him going 'fuck it' and leaving.

And I wasn't even trying.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I didn't really see any of this happen.
I just saw a few references to not using his Real Name ™ online.
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Basically Hedgehog used Fiend's real name on the board. Hodgey got a gaz from Fiend saying PLZ NO DO THAT.
Hodgey mentioned this. Hilarity ensued. Fiend didn't like this and got in a strop. Someone pointed out #my+name+gordon at him. Fiend got into more of a strop. I started calling him Flash, and sang Flash's Theme at him. Next I heard he'd flounced and his account was deleted.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# And I posted "Gordon is a Moron" by Jilted John once too.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# I don't now how much of a role my singing at him played in the flounce. He seemed not to mind at the time.
It is my prevailing memory of the whole thing though.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I'd like it if someone sang Flash Gordon at me; it's a good tune.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Flash G****n was epic.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# and g****n the garden gnome
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# This whole scene is fucking metal.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# EPIC metal.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# that's hilarious
because fiendy mentioned his name on the board himself.

hahahahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# hey guys
plz don't call me rory, k

i'm jane
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# ooh baby
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Fiend deleted his account??
The things I miss. I even saw the "Don't use my name online!" "Err... [post to times he's used his name online]" stuff, too.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well my name IS Gordon after all!"
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Gordon Bennett!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:26, archived)
# You may have to ask Hedgehog from Hell for some of this, because I think it went over to Facebook, or something.
And whenever he would bollock any of us for using his real name online, he would spout his own name. ALL. THE FUCKING. TIME.

He would try being the white knight, trying to get me to take down a picture I did (the I WANT TO BEREAVE poster on my profile) in case it offended someone, etc.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# did you realize that using the term 'Real Name ™'
...is a violation of international law. 'Real Name ™' is a registered trademark of Real Name Enterprises, LLC.

please stop
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Gone but not forgotten...

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Fiend
Who?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Gordon.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Ow
That cnut...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# dude, im getting reay to eat 8-X ;)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Critics lauded the choreographed laser show off the dazzling pubes sticking out from his y-fronts.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Remember when his song "Tie up these two little boys, sport", got to Number One?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Then the Church banned it of course, but still, good days.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Is that the one Gary Glitter covered?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# His one and only song
Classic
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# My favourite was his cover of "Stairway To Devon"
or was it "Stairway To Hull"?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# There's a lady who's sure, that her tits are right cold.
And she's buying a stairway to Devon.
And though her bra burst, she knows, if she keeps her legs closed
With a word she can get the lad's game on.
And ooooh, she's buying a stairway to Deeeeeevon.

Utter classic.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# That's the one.
A talent like that only comes once in a generation you know.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Tell us about the time he fell in a river and it scared the willies out of him
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Why does
the ballsack have a tooth?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# it's the snack that bites back
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# What ballsack?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# One of the most disturbing monthly consumer magazines I've ever read.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# oh! I thought that was the title of the pamphlet handed out to utility linemen who have accidentally slid down telephone poles.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# this is glorious
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's a beautiful tribute.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I remember my first experience of Rdli.
It was so long ago, nearly two whole days, but the experience, the crisp ironic freshness, the snowy clarity of the revelation is still with me.
Dzieki Rdliu - jestes, nie (przepraszam) bylesz ktos bardzo specjalnego.
RIBP.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# i tried to find out who Rdli hakkis was by googling him,
and all i got was allot of b3ta messages saying he was dead.
so who is this anyway?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Try an image search maybe?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
#
This is the fifth result, at least when I search it is.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:09, archived)
# you're such a dick
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Ham-fisted brotard, surely?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
# This too.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# whoah!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
# Well yeah.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# let's all get together -- they're readying the float for the Brother Power Parade
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:02, archived)
# I will always remember Rdli from Galstonberry 2009
where he had trouble staying upright at the urinals for three days.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:51, archived)
# RIP love RDLI forever
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# american rower
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# k, why not
why not
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# What the shitting christ?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# mofaha posted a gif of him dancing one time
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahah:D
Nicely
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# OOhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# mental
hahaha
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# haha..............now it's pointed out ,Paul jnr does resemble Freebase......I think it's the nostrils
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Alway keep them close...
.

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(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Pfft!
=]
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
#

But seriously, i do like tea - just with a lot of sugar..
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Eww tea with sugar gave that up ages ago once you get used to not having sugar you'll soon realise how rank the stuff is
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I heartily disendorse this message
Also, woo to Edd.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Honest I can tell if the tea spoon has been used with sugar on before my tea.
tea without sugar is fantastic I do however like a teaspoon of sugar in coffee.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Oh
I had the stick by the entirely wrong end. I thought you meant you grew averse to tea itself once you gave up sugar.

Welcome back to my good books. Have a cuppa!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Cor a nice brew is a lifesaver
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# TEA REVIVES YOU
So I am told by a faded advert I regularly pass. It's actually painted straight onto the bricks, think it must be from the 40s.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Get a photo of it
Before it gets replaced with a Lidl
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Blech, dirty leaf water.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# I'm the same - sugar in coffee, no sugar in tea
It's amazing how many people I've worked with who can't grasp that I would have the two drinks differently
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Conversely, if you resist getting used to unsweetened tea you'll remain aware of how necessary sugar is.
Not sure what lesson to take away from these two irrefutable facts.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I have enough sugary treats so going without sugar in tea is more of necessity than anything else.
Custard Doughnuts wow
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# hahahah
gay finger
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# pinkies are posh
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# When in doubt
Pinky out
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# haha...Cola tea!!....this I gotta try
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Have you tried coffee?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# mmm...fizzy tea with
caramel colouring, phosphoric acid and glycerin.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# PHOSPHORIC ACID REMOVES FOULING
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? probably but not in this style-ee...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# aye
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Bloodey same screen grab!
Damn you google image! I spit on your vast grave!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Tim's is fully within the comp spec though
whereas mine was just a silly g****n joke
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Gorgan?
Damn those greeks!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Gorgon's mellowed out now
after that cheese collaboration with Emile Zola.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# GORGANZOLA-IVE?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# haha nicely
here a blank plate I did for the balcony scene if anybody has the use of it blank Plate
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# OOOOOoooooooooooooo
that'll come in handy......

you know what, I have never actually sat down and watched this film.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Might as well get the most obvious one out of the way :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Superb! :D
love that you've taken the time to cut in between the balcony rail detail
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Thanks!
I did a pretty Q+D job of it though. Still took a good ten minutes going round all those bloody fronds! I can't imagine how long it must have taken you to remove Pacino from the original.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# About 10 minutes
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Alright show off :p
Ah actually just realised you never bothered to shop out his legs below the railing. Seems it's only me who's silly enough to bother with that kind of detail :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# yay.................is it that time already? :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# \:D/
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Genius!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# got me finga on da trigga
gonna pullit

hehehe
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# haha!
is that what you call a half-Tone?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# more misadventures :(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hehehe - nicely done as usual
i saw some dux doing this in hyde park today. Not on stilts though
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Haha... perfect ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Yay superb :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I found a hedgehog once coming home from the pub.
I took it in and petted it for an hour. Felt awful once I'd sobered up, bet I put the stench of man all over it.

But anyway, this is chuffing brilliant. Click!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Why was
the hedgehog coming home from the pub ?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Did you expect him to catch a taxi those things are expensive!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# They are natures tramps.
This is a bloody fact.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# very good, have a click
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# 'i like this'
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
classic
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Why?
Why such good work, dear "Bob" why?

Carry on :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# haha!
He should know by now that good things never happen when he gets on those stilts...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Utter class and woo
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahahahah:D
Love it :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# spike should know better
he should have spread his wait
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# awww!
poor fella
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Lovely
and excellent animation skills as usual :D
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Have any of you actually seen this film? It's a bit obscure

WFHIT
Happy end of weekend everyone
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I think I've seen that guy in the black hood
Seventh Seal, right?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# My favourite of the sequels to the film "Seal"
Although "Seal III: The blubbening" gives it a run, for sure.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# My fave was the urban street dance direction it took in the classic:
Seal V: in da club
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Arf
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# :-D
Your stuff is ace
*click*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Nicely....
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Lovely arts :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Return Of The Pedo?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Genuine gut laugh.
Awesome, thanks.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha :D
I was just contemplating watching the Empire Strikes Back I know this is the later film but I think I will end the night on a good Star Wars evening
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Or you could actually pay more money (plus a surcharge for glasses)
to go see the Phantom Menace in 3D. Definitely do that!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# That does sound tempting
is it at the cinema?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Yes.
It's happening all over again. They should prescribe it as an emetic. If the 3D doesn't make you nauseous then the wooden acting definitely will.

Except for Peter Serafinowicz. He blows that film apart.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Ace!
More!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while .... and I only have paint now :(
.

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(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# So much in love....:-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# bindun?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# I would !
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# erm...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Haha.. always knew they were a pair of cunts...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# quiet, isn't it?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Everyone is in stunned silence for RDLI..
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
what will morph do now?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I heard he took up with a finger bob and started taking smack...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I am I being thick here.........
RDLI?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS, the famous Austrian Didgerdo strummer.
The world is recoiling from the news of his tragic demise.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# He died in a fatal sex accident involving PVC piping, a lion, a car battery, crocodile clips and an S Club 7 poster.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# It's how he would have wanted it to happen.
Although in the version I heard it was a shaved leopard, not a lion. And it was a poster of the S Club 7 Juinors.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Some people reckon he's on an island somewhere, and he's coming back in 6 years.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Face it man, he's gone!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# THE EARLY YEARS!
OH MAN I'M GONNA CRY!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Let those tears flow.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# RDLI!!
Why was you taken from us so young and so beautiful green
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# NOOOOO! He's not gone!
... if his music is still with us. :'(

Who can forget "I Rammed A Kangaroo Up The Shitter" and his collaboration with Kenny Loggins, "Let's Sell Our Piss And Call It Fosters"?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I'll always remember his version of Rihanna's Umbrella on the wobble stick :(
Soundtrack to my life man.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I've heard the dubstep remix to that version. It's a floorfiller!
WUBAWUBAWUBAWUBA
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Did you ever see the live show where he blacked up and did a strip-tease to it?
Aw man, the crowd got so excited they had to call the police.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# My friend went to see it.
He came back shaking with excitement, yet had a thousand-yard-stare for the ages. All he said was "It was fucked, mate. Proper fucked."
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# A true giant in the field of musical marsupial molestation.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# T-shirts available at the lobby
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# From Topman, £50.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS died last night :-(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Dude, it started in 1935, when a five year old austrian boy called Rdli first strummed on a didgerdo.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# His mum used to make him the best mash apparently..
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# ^ this
Quiet Sunday evening home lol
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# aye
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# burp !
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# hahhaha
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# It's in Mictoboy's dictionary
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# before i edit it: is the quote wrong on purpose?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# The 'Harris' bit was accidental I'd appreciate edits to put stuff right ;)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# 'can you tell WANT it is yet?' is that deliberate?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I just added another, can you fix the pronunciation of his name?
I'd hate RDLI to go down in history is RDLIK
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Rolic Hakkis was his evil brother and would impersonate Rdli and use the shadows casted from nearby fences to fool people
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# my normal policy is to delete bollocks second entries that don't add any clarity to the original definition :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I added further history!
Aw man I'm so internets angry I'm going to sit here and sulk for a couple of minutes.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :D i've gone power mad!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I'm going to have to go calm down and shake my wobble stick in memory of Rdli.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Nope - I feel embarrassed now
I should proof read stuff first sorry can you edit that and the Harris bit
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# done
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Cheers Mictoboy *big kiss*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I constantly proof read my stuff....
And as you're probably aware, it doesn't help me much ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# My comedy spelling mistakes have been the source of much hilarity
:D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I know...
RDLI!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I also miss GOKDOV
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I love a girl in stripes!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# you would have loved the nazi concentration camps.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Why is the 1st link to your profile?
Are you a stripy shirt wearing girl?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
# They are female!?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# They are now (Artbase: Mictoboy, gender changed Bananas)
gender changed Bananas)XD

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Mictoboy missed out on a trick here, by having 'Bananas in Vaginas'...
... a bit too NSFW, huh?

EDIT: BEST. CAT. EVER.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# true
pure brainfart though.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Still works though! :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# \o/
'loves'
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Ok, from the top. There is a tv show called Banana's in Pjyamas.
It is for children. Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQvFnSIIuHE

Micto wanted to make it rude and changed Pjyamas to Vaginas, because it sort of sounds the same. It is no longer for children.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# haha I hope she can understand this she's probably on bablefish right now trying desperately to translate
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke was looking for you
I'm not sure if he wants to good feel you though
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Oh, I bet they're slick
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# one for the profanisaurus
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Banana skin quim
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Fanny fruited fun for all the family!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# :D
Cunts
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
those cunts are still around? looks like a redesign. im impressed kids still grow up with those.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I'v been messing with some of my snow pics...... but my heart is still heav y.... place your tributes below if you want....


(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I considered doing a real life Rdli Hakkis tribute today
but I wasn't in the mood for odd looks from passers-by
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I'm used to odd looks without even doing tributes......
I think I must look like I'm from Mars sometimes:-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# My thoughts go out to all the little Hakkises
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I just hope his family get to see all these kind words ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Unfortunately, I don't have any of Rdli Hakkises
I have got a gif of Richard Harris squeezing one out. Will that do?

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# As long as he is paying his respects....
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Meooooooowwwwww :)

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# BANZAI!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# That's not Banaza!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Needs more owl
:)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# and nuns
and pudsey
and hitler

PS. has anyone seen mongy today, I have something for her...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Yayhay!.....
I like chicken,
I like liver,
I like beef in with my dinner,
Meow meow meow meow...!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# yay
meowmix! :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
gary glitter cat
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Lovely jubbly ;)
Great work again
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Be pure, be vigilant, behave.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Lovely arts
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Fantastiche!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Wow!
Some lovely detail there.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# wow fantastic, i LOVE nemesis, CREDO!
do torquemada :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I've got my eye on Galactus for the next one.
Done plenty of 2000AD, and feel like giving Marvel a punt.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# noooo not the dark side ;p
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Nemesis the Warlock!
awesome stuff!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Srz artz lvly bisnz..... multi clicks here :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Your giant eagle seems to have caught a Star Destroyer.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Wow
such a lot of detail. Nicely done.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# this is a thing of wonder
WOO! top art skillorz
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Cheers, guys.
Much appreciated.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Amazing work
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Very nice detail.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Nice pointy schnoz
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Nice work ! Couldn't bring myself to post above this proper good stuff but
just wanted to say thank you to B3TA. The nonsense that I usually post on this site will now be inflicted upon the bus travelling public of London. My Tumbleweeds gif got front paged ... on the bus-tops site (see this weeks newsletter).
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# You wait till 4:05 for a tumbleweed, then three come along at once
Congrats
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I look forward to seeing it at a bus stop near me
Any idea where and when they'll appear?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# they are up and running already
thirty screens across London.

bus-tops.com/screens/

you should post something on there, it's seems pretty quiet at the moment (hence my effort getting noticed).
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Goodness!
That's nicely done.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Sleep is no refuge from impure thoughts.
I love Nemesis
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# CREEDO!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# For Smash Monkey
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# GLEEEEEEEE n________n
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Weeeeeeee! Even At-Ats want to have fun.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# He was found lost and lonely the runt of the litter and separated from his pack had to cheer him up somehow.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# "Nanook, a-no-no"..................................
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# This is true

kitten/atat
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................... :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# i love this
and it looks like a place just down the road from me!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# and now i go home.
'bye!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# nice!
I've wheelie bin enjoying your animations lately. :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# whyioughta! :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Cor!
There's a lot of them in this race, aren't there?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# All evenly spaced out
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# What do you call
the AT-AT equivalent of a peloton?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Pelataton
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# No...
Where's your wheelie bin?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Haha.... bet he gets a fortune in disabilty payments!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Wheeeee!!!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# And for those who are still in shock over Rdli Hakkis
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Cheap knock-off.
There was only one Rdli.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I still can't believe he's really gone
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# There is just a cavenous empty void where my heart used to reside....
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# May I repost this tribute to the great man?

Can you guess what it is yet?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Yay you may indeed :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# SHUT UP MAN
He's not gone. He'll never be gone...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I'd only just managed to stop crying and forget.... now I'm back to square one again:-(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hahah:D YaY wheelie bins
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# What a wheelief to be out!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yaayy!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha...a nice dose of hatstand for a Sunday :D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# das ist gut
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# As it's Real Photo Sunday... have a snow Neep, freshly made...
freshly made...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# haha brilliant. can't resist peaing this
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Looks like he's copping a feel...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# One of the best!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# My snow fox can't match the splendour of Status Sno here. Top job!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# A classic
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# great stuff.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# YAY!!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I demand
... that you come round to my house and wipe off the pepsi i splurted over my moniter when i saw that!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# needs more snow tatties
also, he looks like a little frozen flame
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Cor, well done
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I like that
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Hahah:D nicely
last years
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# snowball and stella artois - perfect
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Nice way to keep the old wifebeater cool.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# =D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# genius!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Best Beer fridge ever only drawback is not being able to bring it indoors
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I like your
thinking, herman.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
There should be an "Epic Thread" button somewhere.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Yay...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# it snowed really heavily yesterday, it was great
all fucking melted overnight :(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# lovely...
what a happy little chap.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Genius!
I should have done that.
My little one absolutely LOVES Abney & Teal and especially Neep.
Although Bop comes a close second.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] drew this years ago; kinda fits
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# is it wrong that i want to chew one?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# i have a thing for ears
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# My ex used to nom on my ear. Got irritating after a while. XD
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I bet that speech hit
Specsavers share price hard.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# And I'll sing ewe a song.....
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Ay you. I have a bone to pick with you sunshine.
What's all this going on about me and my mashed potato? I'm not fucking llort or sock man.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Haha, so sorry about that! ;-) how I got mixed up I don't know...
I'd been snorting lines of pure chopped smash all night and my brain was frazzled!
Let me state here and now for everyone to see, that I will admit without even ever having tasted it, that you probably make the best Mash on b3ta...
Please accept my most humble appologise ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# You and Smash were "snorting" all night?
I'll tell you something, she might get chopped occasionally, but she certainly isn't pure.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I was also still in a state of shock and realing from the news about RDLI...
There's still a lump in my throat I tell you :-(
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
*folds arms*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You had snow up there?
I'm just off for a quick half hour walk to enjoy the last of it in case it's gone by tomorow...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# lots of ice and skidding pensioners, but no snow
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Smash, after some of the things I've seen you post on here
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# boredom, mostly
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Now I'm not saying it's necessarily accurate,
but have you ever heard the aphorism: "only boring people get bored"?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Mashed potato. Srs bzns.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# It was your antics that brough doubt upon my house!
DISHONOUR!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I was being restrained.
I could have mentioned engevita yeast flakes.
Oh yeah - the king of vegan mashed potato additives.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :D
nicely drawn
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# haha!
I hope he gave them back afterwards...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

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