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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

da futra will be symmetrical apart from the moon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)

and grey

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)

I can live with that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

SELL MORE RECTAL PROBES!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)

Surprisingly, they don't sell very well.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

HAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

There is no spoon.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Pretty, I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Awesome stuff Atomic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

Just messing around.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I will give you moon money to live there.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

id like to see this with parallax scrolling

its like sci fi loco roco noir

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

Oldschool dress up time!

This lovely walk down memory lane www.b3ta.com/board/9249749 made some of us think, lets do something similar. So.....

only if you want to of course

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

This could be interesting :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)

I'm game

Although I just know I'm going to find a way to hurt myself doing this...

::EDIT:: Done. Slight ache in the eye sockets, but otherwise good :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)

I'm gonna dress as myself from 45 minutes in the future

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

done.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)

Needs more hat

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)

haha yeah?

and more hair i bet

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

Fixed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

accurate

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

http://b3ta.com/board/10737999

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10738000

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

Oops

/edit
Do I need to hide it until the next thread?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

Jesus Christ!

You are such an ugly cunt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

XD Thanks!! XD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

*polishes shiny kettle*

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)

i bet you're sat there dressed in a furry suit already.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)

Can't wait...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

You kids have fun! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

I've just wrecked my kitchen.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

That's a really futuristic thing to do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Are you going to make your outfit out of clay?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

Didn't anyone mention that clay can no longer be moulded, you stirrer you.

{;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

She's aged well

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)

Her bones follow you around the room

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

The background's unpossible!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)

^ Bone

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

Looking good!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)

This is superb

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

spooky :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

Still would.

Very still, but would.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

Still beautiful though.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)

Lovely idea

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

Undead equine poo extravaganza

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

But where it all comes from is a mystery..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

Shitting/pissing skeletons ftw

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

Hahaha!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)

Jeremy and his poo : Still a better love story than "Twilight"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)

I love this

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)

Taaa

And just discovered (after posting this) that it's Eadweard J. Muybridge's birthday today. Google's even set their image to an animation of this zoetrope.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)

~~Jeremy and his poo~~ Anything: Still a better love story than "Twilight"

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)

Oh the glee!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)

hahahahahaha

only just noticed the horse eggs, how lovely and Eastery :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)

and still better tasting than hersheys chocolate

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)

it's just missing the candlewax and bile coating

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)

Ugh, Hersheys is an insult to chocolate.

It tastes like a mix of sour milk and chocolate that's already been digested... many times.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)

Hahah:)

(herman:D, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)

*foomp*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

ilovehorses

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

Richard & Judy's Book Club is recommending some edgy stuff lately.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

That's clearly Richard's choice!

I must say though, I appreciate the efforts of the producers managing to get Judy to not enter the Oddbins catalogue to the book club every year!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

No point putting a price tag on it if it's Richard's choice...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)

I was gripped until the last page.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)

Did you splash out on a new copy?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)

I have just realised

that this must have been the pre-internet equivalent of meatspin.com

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)

helicopter dick flipbook

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10737855

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10737841

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)

I genuinely don't know what meatspin.com is......

..... but I'm too scared to Google it :o

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)

Oh please do (if you're not at work)

And report back on your findings

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

Curiosity wins over common sense....

...oh dear, oh dear.

I guess I deserved that!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)

You mean you are the one on top?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

"you are officially gay"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)

Damn... I'm going to have to change my passport and everything.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)

lol

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Don't google it if you are at work!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

Judy's ordered the pop up version

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)

I am going to wait for the 3D version

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)

This is nicely done...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

cockbook

(herman:D, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)

Oh nicely :)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

hahahahahaha

can you stop being stroppy and just make them 400 not 404 wide, the mods just squash it in code which knackers it more than resizing in potatoshop.
Or do you really not want them on the front page?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

He's stickin' it to the man!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

fight the power!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Right on!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

404: unfriendly image width

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

why do these things

matter so much to you? jeez

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

it's friendly and saves knackering your image

I think you're missing the simplicity of what I'm saying/imagining it's some kind of trick

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

you mentalist

you started troling me because my images where over a few k, then you trolled me because i was playing with the widths. then you trolled me they were too long even if the size was under 100k. Now I'm doing verticals under 100k you're now trolling me about the fact they're a few pixels too wide to fit on the bloody fp. go play passive agressive with some other poor sod. Vunderbar

*ingoro click

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

They can't mold Clay!

XDXDXD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

hahahaha!

Nice one.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

He is a non-malleable substance!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

less of a'they'

more of 'one increasingly obsessive poster' I think. You're ok you get to post images wider than 400pixels without being accused of being in a strop! :0)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

I need to get photoshop installed

so I can make sure to post only 401 pixel wide images from now on :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)

401 is just mildly annoyed I think, if 404 is stroppy . God know what depths of human despair happen at 410 pixels

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)

401 will be just enough to annoy the mute point making pendants

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

you're taking a cheekily phrased but perfectly genuine question

and assuming it was a trolling exercise.

Is 404 deliberate, because your stuff makes people laugh and rightly gets FP'd, so wouldn't it make sense to make it 400 wide seeing as it was so near to it and save the mashing up that html resizing can cause.

Really don't think that's trolling

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)

No point bothering Toasty,

you're the invisible man! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)

hahahhahahahahahhahahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

Don't drag me into it!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

Sorry dude,

I didn't mean you. I meant that guy who knew how to spell his name ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)

:D/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)

Hahaha :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

who cares?

(apart from you obviously)

(oh and well done on the editing of my post (or your friends in high places - you must be chuffed)

cheerio :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)

It was hardly trolling, princess.

INGORO ENGAGE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

ooooooooo

innit. :p

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

this is a wondrous diagram

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

Hi Captain Sensible, I like your giant green handbag

I SAID I LIKE YOUR GIANT GREEN HANDBAG

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

An handbag oh right I thought it was a car door ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

It is a Dior

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

arf

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

it's a multipurpose handbag made in china

suitable for the ladies light personal objects or for use in vehicle manufacture error

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

it's not the

first time I've attracted the attentions of b3ta's very own community policeman mod(all of the frantic over zealous enthusiasm/none of the powers). I had this bollocks before more times than I can count.

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

I understand. It must be horrendous for you

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

stroppy

at the very least, apparently

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

Is that becuase you're really bad at maths

and have no fingers? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)

Funny...

What I find funniest is that hardly any of the posts on this current page of B3ta fit the 400 wide rule. Clearly not everyone needs the Front Page Fame.

I thought it was supposed to be all about the joke... not the size.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

wierd eh

also weird how someone edited my post up there which was possibly a mod having a laugh or happytoast can edit our posts now)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

IT'S STARTING AGAIN, NURSE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

Pfffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)

404 wide front pages

So, if you are not allowed a front page that image that is 404 wide. Why is there an image on the current B3ta front page that is 404 wide? Is this some kind of confused conspiracy we are watching here?

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)

the front page is designed for 400 wide or less pics

I was humourously/cheekily enquiring why Clay made them too big when they quite rightly get put up there so often (which requires resizing either in html or potatoshop which is surely less preferable to the original artist doing it).
Nothing mysterious or weird.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)

Serious?

Errr... did you really think this was as serious post? I just thought it was bloody funny that you spotted the 404 image but failed to spot the mods breaking their own front page rules.

Look on the front page. Currently there is a Clay image posted un-edited at 404 wide.

Laugh man. This is what this board is about is it not?

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

you're too sane for this site

I messaged rob about the post editing (if theres an ip editing trace on posts like wikipedia) and asked him to delete my proflie/login whatever . ability to ignore a poster is one thing but having someone internally edit my posts is too much bollocks now I think on this site(either happytoast has this power or a mod is matey with him did it, either way it's crossing the line)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

It's like wtc building 7

all over again!

/Tinfoil hats on sale in the b3ta lobby now

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)

Oh Christ, don't mention tinfoil hats

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)

maiden I like you and your stuff

but I'm not pissing around I know what happened. And I'm not flouncing. after all it's only a site (obviously alot more to some though) I'll have a cup of tea and the world will still turn

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

I can see your post that you said got altered but what exactly has been added

I can't see anything that's out of context with your statement.

But I do believe that HT was giving you just some sound advice and was complimenting you by saying it was FP-worthy (which it is).

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)

hahaha the penguin is the cherry on the cayke :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4IW4DtFTSM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL153962E261CF0FDA

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)

Long have I imagined b3ta towers to have it's offices somewhere like Mayfair

not some grubby little side street in Kentish Town

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)

Which post was edited?. and from what into what?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

here fella

b3ta.com/board/10737915

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)

Got it thanks

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)

Eh?

Get the mod who edited your post a bollocking, but don't let it make you leave\delete a profile. This site needs madness like yours. It's what keeps us lurkers glued into this place.

What got edited in your post? I didn't see the change happen. Certainly out of order if your words are changed without the mod explaining why.

And please stop calling me sane.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)

Do you really think Rob is going to bollock a mod?

They'll be laughing their tits off over this. This isn't some corporate website with paid employees, it's a forum for funny stuff. I really don't think Rob will do anything he has more sense that to get involved in petty squabbles. What he will say is quite simply "You have an ignore button"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)

Dark forces are at work

www.b3ta.com/board/9249749

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)

haha the skills of b3tans can not ever be questioned.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)

hahaha fuck i love that thread

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)

Saw Valin in that thread.

:( We could use him right now for a bit of nonsense.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)

True. But I would have thought he wouldn't have wanted the sad face when you mention him

when we think of Valin we should smile his personality touched more than he could even guess :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)

You're right

I retract the sad face and give a :D

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

That's a whole lot of splendid.

With added Valin.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)

He was a solid bloke

he really was. I miss him

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Fucking hell

Calm down dear

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

It;s bizarre

th e posters saying I should calm down when they seem to care more about this than I do. this started when someone got irrate after I posted a image 4 pixels too wide for the fp? :)

but I don't think post tinkering should go unnoticed. When someone can do that and I can't prove it it's a battle I can't win and I can't be arsed fighting it hence the deleted profile request. it's clear though the posters coming out the woodwork just to throw the shit for the hell of it so its pointless saying anything else about this.

I take it you got the pm earlier about making more money for the charity then...never mind eh

right I'm off to play with my 3 year old, the sanest person I know

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)

I completely missed it mate

Just replied!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)

You don't seriously honestly believe this happened, do you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)

I believe this happened..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpdq2Hql0b0

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)

Hahaha, okay

I don't know what happened there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fucking hell, I have tears streaming down my face

Please make it stop

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)

Nearly pissed myself.

{XD

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)

You bastard

How many more innocent lives will you ruin by humourously/cheekily inquiring things on here? HOW MANY?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)

TOO MANY, MAN! TOO MANY!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)

You weren't in 'nam maiden!

You don't know what it was like!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)

I have the 1,000 yard stare

/busdriver blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)

my mistake today

was apparently posting an image under 100k which was 404px wide × 1,917pixels long!

so far there's been no outrage about the 1917 pixel bit!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)

1917

There is no complaint about the 1917 length as that is clearly not long enough. surely there must be a "too long" rule in that FAQ somewhere.

And I don't see what the fuss is about. 404 just means you are going that extra 1% to make us laugh. Which has clearly worked. You've dragged a lurker out of his lurking to look confused at all the comedy fuss.

I think you should now rotate your image 90 degrees and post it again.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

pffft

well you're not as confused as I am, I can guarantee that

seeya :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)

I am so freaked out, right now.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

I'm just confused.

But that is my usual state so I'm content.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)

I demand a new Front Page to be designed around this image.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)

Darth Gimpboot.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

I pledge my support for this profoundly explicable cause

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)

I'M SPARTACUS ALSO

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)

Sideways

All new front pages must now be posted rotated at 90 degrees?

Ideal to confuse the phone and fondle-slab brigade as they will get confused rotating their phones to see your image the right way up.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)

I will not conform.

After all that...Clay's image made the FP.......................404 FTW! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)

As angles go

I'd prefer 45

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)

Maybe Rob should change the FP

to be like the facebook timeline. If he does that, I want this picture as the cover photo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

Congratulation

I just literally died laughing at this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

It is simply the most ridiculously awesome thing ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)

Hahahahahahafuckahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is fucking awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

fanx mistah!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)

ahahahahaaaaaaarrgghh!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

Ahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

What a Joey.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

Itz jarzt ar scrartch yar beeg zeezzy!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

hahaha brill :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

fucking ace!

Needs masses of blood seeping from his jacket pocket on the last frame

*click*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

hahaha win

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

are you looking forward to triplets..

no... really

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

haha!

get your ass to a and e

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

MMUURRARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!! :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

Haha

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

PFFFTLOL

(actual sound i made when i scrolled down to this)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

This

is fantastic.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10737968

(herman:D, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)

fp this now!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)

Ace!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

Thank you for starting the most entertaining thread I've seen here for a long time.

404 pixels 4EVA!

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

It is scary when you cut the flesh off your left arm...

...only to realise that the bone beneath it is from your right arm. :)

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

Twatbollocks

Right hand

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

Larry and David. Doodle.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)

who?

is it from a game?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)

Well, duh.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)

Larry and David Cameron :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

can't be

he doesn't look like a cunt
:)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

XD woo yay!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

who is Larry Cameron?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

Good mouser.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

oh it's an actual cat owned by the balloon faced idiot at number 10

gotcha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)

I think that he make fun for the people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

no, he makes people miserable

or do you mean the cat? if that's the Tory distraction ploy for their bringing the country to their knees then I think they'll have to come up with something a bit more impressive.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

But it's a cat, look!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

^this

(predictably)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)

But I think he is cute.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

BTW

The ban on Foxhunting was run?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

o______________o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

I did know the fact in Japanese web.

in 2004

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

Hmm, I do know the Tories tried bringing it back.

It's a barbaric and cruel sport that should never be endorsed by any government.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

sport?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

So they call it anyway.

I see it more as an upper-class dick measuring contest.
You know, the kind that can only feel like they're worth a shit when they're needlessly killing small orange animals.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

There used to be quite a bit of fox hunting round where I grew up

There's nothing better than being forced to avoid half the tracks because a bunch of chinless inbreeds might go charging along with a pack of stoked up dogs, in chase of a fox which was almost certainly illegally bred for the purpose.

Well, there is one thing better, and that's coming up to the woods in thick mist and realising that about twenty metres in front of you are a bunch of moronic chinless inbreeds shooting ACROSS THE FUCKING PATH IN THICK MIST at pheasants they most definitely cannot see. Fucking idiots, in any sensible country the cunts would be locked away for endangering life and ideally beaten to fuck in the cells. But no, this is Britain, so we congratulate them and slap them on their backs and pay a fortune for the police to mark out the routes of their fox "hunting".

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

Disgusting.

And they say it's all well and good in the country? Not when you've got these ponces still living in the 18th century, murdering animals for no good reason, other than "sport". Fucking savages. They ought to be hunted down themselves, let's see how fast they can run.
The foxes living in the city have it better.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

I'd normally argue against such savagry

but frankly growing up with one of Britain's largest landowners a few miles down the road (and refusing one of the local villages planning permission to build a pub for no good reason - he's been dead quite a while now, but still no pub) makes me think it wouldn't be the worst idea.

What's even worse are the people who go along fox hunting. Not all of them are even all that wealthy - from my limited experience they *are* social climbers though. Though my experience is limited; I didn't exactly mix in such circles, which is probably quite obvious.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

Just one reason I won't be moving out of the city any time soon.

From what I've seen and heard, participating in fox hunting is a sort of social status; if you've been, you're one of the guys, which some people are under the delusion of that being a good thing. I'd never want to associate with that kind of social circle, one that is so shallow as to think that going out and killing animals does the country any good.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

Well, one good thing

is that so far as I can tell, around where I'm from it's all stopped. And, surprisingly enough, the countryside hasn't collapsed, people still have jobs -- well, as much as anyone does these days -- and farmers aren't finding their sheep ripped to shreds by hordes of marauding foxes.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

With the security measures farmers are likely to have now

not many fox-related incidents are going to be taking place. I remember jobs being one of the main arguments for fox hunting, which is pretty redundant... how would fox hunting create jobs? It's a crap excuse with nothing to back it up. The countryside's doing just fine without it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

Whilst I mostly agree with what both of you are saying.

I've heard of the 'shooters' that some farmers use instead,
they kill as many animals as possible for fun, not just foxes.
We hear them occasionally.
/N Wales

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

This is not something of whch I approve, but at least they don't dress up in ridiculous clothes

and set a pack of ten dogs against a fox, accompanied by ten or fifteen braying lackwits on horses.

Well, I assume they don't.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

If you count modern camoflage and sometimes silenced weapons.

Far more cruelty occurs to produce cheap meat.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)

It made jobs for the people who "didn't breed" foxes for Prince Charles' hunts

/politically sensitive and probably libelous in a British court blog

edit: lol
www.scotsman.com/news/prince-i-ll-leave-britain-over-fox-hunt-ban-1-1377082
double lol
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1341954/Beaufort-Hunt-broke-rules-on-fox-breeding.html

the man is not only a fucking idiot he's also a total cunt

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)

Royalty. Need I say more?

The daft old bastard.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

They just want to play 'Ye Olde Kinges and Queens'

Like the royal sociopaths who warred, pillaged and enslaved to get where they are today.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)

I think too. We should not bringing it back. :(

In Japan Hokkaido, there is a friendly fox!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)

Yeah, I hear there's a whole village full of foxes and wolves, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

We should save to them!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

god I am trying hard not to say anything right now

Sorry man, I just... can't.. help myself

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

pffft :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

this is the time at which "knowing" glances are shared across the room

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Knowing glances?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

yes, like this

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

Ohh, I see...

I think...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

I forgot what my point was now

benefit of senility

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

Was it something along the lines of:

"There's a village in Japan full of foxes. I bet Bourbon Fox wants to go there"?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

yes, maybe.

something like that

possibly.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

If by "go there"

he means "go there with Moggy and make fox babies together"

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

but they'd be the cutest fox babies ever!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)

Oh god. Don't give her ideas! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

cute fox adventures in the land of cute foxes and they have to fight the evil property developers

by INVOKING THE DEMON SPIRIT OF THE EVIL ONE AND TEAR THEIR SOULS APART

and at the end after the bloodbath the cute little baby foxes get to play again

lol, happy fox time ^.^

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)

XD THANKS!! XD

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

You do realise her ladyparts will be pixellated.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)

I shit you not! It totally exists!

Just a bunch of wild foxes bopping about the place.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

"bopping" that's what the cool kids call it now is it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Or "strolling", or "gallavanting". Fuck, I dunno.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

Pffft your next holiday destination?

(mindpiss)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)

foxhunting was in theory banned years ago

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

alright dave

alright larry

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

I uhh... uhh...

...

What?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

Did you see it? :3

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15717341

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Aww look at his little ribbon!

Shame he couldn't have worked for someone I like. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Yes!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

Sexy time imminent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

Ehh?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

It's yiff o'clock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

XD Thanks!!! XD

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

It's David Walliams

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

David Cameron :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

A cat and a twat ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

Maybe XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

that's cute

...until I realised who it is!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

If the Japanese prime minister of the week had a similar cat,

it would have been sacked and replaced 15 times by now due to various scandals and gaffes.

Nice pic though - cute.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

I hope larry turns out to be a demon cat that rips him to tiny little cutlets

*has recently been watching cheerful upbeat anime*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

I hope larry turns out to be a demon cat that rips him to tiny little cutlets

*has recently been watching cheerful upbeat anime*

edit: infact, here is a pictorial review of one of the extremely cheerful and happy anime I have just watched.

and if it wasn't enough they also made an ova to really beat the last drop of hope the audience had, lol.

edit: and fuck the shitty isp! wtf!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

this is nicely drawn

but i think we'd all prefer it if you'd drawn larry scratching dave's eyes out.

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

with a chainsaw

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

^this

*just the bit about scratching dave's eyes out

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)

... Soz

Moggy, I mean to make this polite, have you considered fucking off and posting elsewhere? Your posts are like a Jnr grooming paedophile with a furry interest. I would be happy to consider pissing on you if you self-ignited, I would just have to review the burn-point progress as work in in an artistic context.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)

It did start a thread in which I called Prince Charles a total cunt

so it's not *all* bad, much though I have sympathy for your position.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

Just wondering if this might get my stats up?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)

Really?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

Odd way to do it?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

Where does this get you?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

Literally nowhere

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

Soooo do you like jazz?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)

Quite like miles davis

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)

Ponce

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)

Shut your face

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)

Hello all! I trust your penises are well lubricated with the blood of a thousand Easter bunnies!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

fuck zombies are the worst

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)

What about sombies?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)

oh I missread, no, fuck sombies are fine

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)

Whew

That's reassuring to know

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

Zhe'z not very clever and zhe don't zpeak zo good!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

I'm sorry I don't speak Russian

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

she's not very clever and she don't speak so good!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

I don't really know what's happening here

What's happening here Redsushi? Tell us. Do tell us.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

i think knowing the full story behind this picture

may compromise my enjoyment of it. so, *fingers in ears, eyes shut* "LA-LA-LA I'M NOT LISTENING LA-LA-LA"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

Well basically,

there is a skeleton racing in the Tour de France and he has just broken away from the peloton, and then there is this lady reporter in America or something. Then there're some Zombies.

The part that may be too subtle though, is the final mise en scene, where they are all thinking about that episode of Monk from Series 5 when he was staying at a hotel in Miami.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA what?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

What you may be unaware of,

The Dutch Inventor Mediocre, is that the Zombie on the left is actually also from Den Haag! It is a small, but not insufficient, nod to my favourite person ever from there, Lucia de Berk.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

Haha. My sister was a copper at the courtroom during her trial.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

LOLS!

I've just been going back through my posts about you. This is one of my favourites :)

b3ta.com/board/9834734

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

Hey, it's my old lab. Blew that one up aaaages ago!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

I shall ensure that all biographical images of you going forward

are up to date!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

Filth

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

That bike's got no suspension

must be a boneshaker.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)

drinks and smokes all round, we've got work to do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

awesome

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

lookout!

Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack Threadjack

I've updated the Auction thread b3ta.com/links/749374
It now has an updating list of how much has been bid for what so you can see what bargains are available up to the last minute.
Go, bid (gaz me what you want for how much) and feel warm as you give money to big cats and let b3ta artists know how much you love them.
Direct link to the update thread: b3ta.com/links/776596

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

what a wanker threadjacking like that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

When does the auction end?

I might put in a bid for Cockweasle's subtle, emotional masterpiece.

Good to see that all but 1 of my prints have bids :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

oh noes!!

i has been taken in by a chep marketin ploy ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

The amount of work you've put into all of this

is very impressive.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)

Im sure karma will reward him with months of thankless work without payment.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)

I'll drink myself to death before then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)

Yay grand stuff indeed :-)

What exactly do you mean when you say this?
(Note - Bids listed are the current minimum, NOT the highest bid someone has offered, so aim high to beat them)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)

someone may have bid up to £100

but if the next best is only a £25 bid, then the current best would be £30

Does that make sense?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Yes, I'v what you mean now thankyou :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

Lovely stuff

Im not that keen on Dr Who though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

who?

ah ninja edit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

Im making all sorts of typing mistakes today

Got spazzfingers

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

Top stuff as ever toats!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

I've not seen Mad Men, but I might change that if it's any good.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

brilliant series, especially so if you have any interest in advertising or 50s/60s style

you've got a bit of catching up to do though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

Oh, I do - I love that stuff.

And that's fine, I've been watching Breaking Bad from the start and there's about the same amount there, as well.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

Christina Hendrix does have the largest acceptable breasts in all of Christendom.

I would love to get my head between them and go "Flubbleubbleubble!".

I am enjoying the new series.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

How long before Don insanely cheats on his young french fancy do you reckon?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)

10 - maybe 15 minutes.

Her in lingerie I'm pretty sure has the ability to cure cancer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)

I know that her little song and dance restored sight to the blind and enabled the crippled to walk again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

KAORIIIIIII

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

*blood gushes out of nose* Oh my...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

Watched Drive the other day

Somehow, I can't fathom it, they managed to make her seem rather unappealing.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

I still would.

Amazing how they managed to surpress her amazingly cartoony figure though. Must have been the shotgun blast that did it.

Im listening to the soundtrack to Drive right now, by the way :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

I don't think she got enough screen time in Drive, to be honest.

Then again, I could say the same about Ron Perlman, but they were both used quite effectively in the time they were on screen.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)

Throughout a lot of that film it felt like nobody was on screen

Though Taters has reminded me to get the soundtrack; that was damn good!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

Haven't seen this yet, but the DVD of the first season is sitting on my shelf waiting for the right time

Lovely arts

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

Nice...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

Beautifully depicted.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

cracker joke

(patella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

Dunno what creature's skeleton this is, but its skull looks like that grumpy old guy from Steptoe & Son.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

Looks like

it's an elephant's skeleton.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

yes

(patella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)

poor thing's teeth are chattering with cold too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

it is singing

(patella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

Bin dun yet?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17649104 Link

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

It's well olde now...

... my friend.

Tons of vids just like this one that I slung on links a while back www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxs52rha2I

TREEEEEEENNNNTOOOOOOOOOON

(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

Oh Arsewank...

I was going to do a video just like that, but as I suffer from passion fingers I decided not to bother. Good vid though.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

in reply to your cumbum...

Cheers my dears. I'm doing my first baby steps in video productiony thingies. So it's nice to just pick up the tools and do a lol without thinking too hard about it.

(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

hee hee

tools... hard....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

Ha!

It's a shame it happened at Chiswick rather than Richmond really. Would have been a double whammy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

At least he wasn't a whale.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

haha! well that's cheered me up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

Smarmy force choke

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

That looks very affectionate

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

His shit eating grin

cannot be removed.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

I was referring more to the delicate little pitter-pat along the arm

unless it's a novelty saxophone that he's playing through a tracheoctemy

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

haha!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

He's miming along to the album

"Auto-erotic Asphyxiation" by Candy Dulfer.

Either that or "Careless Whispers" by George Michael.

In fact, I'll go with "Whispers" as it makes the whole scene even more sexeh.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

Haha

'Get toff!'

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

very good :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

He's playing his hand like some sort of instrument

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

You've been mining my piss ^

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

I hope its boiling piss. Aint no finer seam of piss than that.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

Only when my craw has been sufficiently irked.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

Cameron has clearly made Murdoch very upset

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

ahaha!

slick :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

Fondles!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

One is the Decepticons :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

My answer for most of these is "Batman". Is that weird?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

My answer to these are

'cool shoot-em-up-baddies'

Nice stuff, tommy. I like the bottom middle one the most

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

Conan Barbarian baddie helmet in the middle

few weird ones :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

Not sure what they are`

but if I saw one flying towards me I'd splat it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

your butterflies aren't well

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

Fancy pubes

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

:D......This test has taught me so much about b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

The many faces of Rorschach.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

The answer was 'aliens'.

Thanks for playing.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

Kinky sexmasks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

the middle one in the second row reminds me of Aku from Samurai Jack

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

VAGINA SPIDERS!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

Happy chocolatey sick day

I haven't bought a tablet yet, but I am thinking about buying one so that was good enough excuse to do my first CDC anim.

There are the regulation 3 hairs per ball, but you can't see it very well.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

ahh, infant bear baiting on tv, good work crazy foreign types

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

I am not sure of its origin

but the longer version of the gif can be found here www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/1228637/Delayed/
I took it as an incident in a zoo or animal sanctuary of 2 young pups interracting with each other and nothing more sinister than playful curiosity.
Then that was then shown on Japanese TV in a crazy clips show, because the bear's delayed reaction is very funny.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)

I know it wasn't deliberate bear baiting by the idiot tv crew/zookeepers

but to all intents and purposes, that is what it is.
The delayed reaction is the bear's slowed response to a threat (that only occurred when the lion moved its mouth near) due to being kept in captivity. I've not seen past the funny reaction bit though, did it all end happily? or did the bear die of heart failure/lions instinct kick in and go in for the kill?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)

Or the third option

Lion and Bear team up, rip the film crew to pieces for being bastards and go on to create a truly effective crime-fighting duo.

EDIT: Although it has to be said that watching the bear's facial reaction and amazing comedy running legs (option 1, followed by 22) they could just as well go on to become the 21st Century's Abbott and Costello.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)

ORSUM

*imagines the theme tune*

*Edit - nice idea for an image challenge b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1582056

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVOhuGZSiY0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)

Wow!

30 seconds into trying to watch that, and my laptop monitor developed a mysterious fist-shaped crack in it!

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)

10 seconds more than I managed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)

ha ha ha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)

I made it through 45 seconds

but I was worried I was developing epilepsy. What's with this constant chopping and jumping? Does she think it makes her look more professional? Because if so she's enormously deluded. It made an irritating video positively enraging.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)

None of you got to the bit where she has a cock drawn on her face then?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)

but I just randomly clicked through to 2:25 and watched for ten seconds. I think everyone should do this, it will reaffirm their faith in humanity.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)

Now I feel dirty, violated.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

My job is done here...

now if you'll excuse me, I must go and save my home planet.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

As long as folk get the Cameron / Cleggs out of the way quickly

I see what you mean. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

awww, they're all grown up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)

They don't play by the rules, but they're the best cops in a dirty city.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)

I'm sorry Captain, but I'm going to need you to turn in your gun and your badge

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

This city's at war, and you want to take away the only sword and shield it has defending it?

Good luck, Chief; you're gonna need it!
*slams door in overly dramatic fashion*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

you used to be a good cop!

...you played by the rules.
what happened to you, Captain?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)

*opens door again*

I became the cop this city needed, not the cop this city wanted.
If you want to arrest me, send your very best - they'll find me out there, on the streets, trying to do my job.

I guess we're done here, Chief...
...unless you want to grow a pair, and follow me out that door.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

You:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoIvScmFp8

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

I should really get that video taken down.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

one word

Court Order

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

Don't confusicate me with your legal mumbo-jumbo, wordsmith!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)

I don't know

I didn't film it I just found a funny gif on the internet and made a penis on it, I am probably not the right person to be asking about this, or anything else really.
Do you actually know more about this, or is this just guesswork based on the gif?
I know it is not uncommon for animals that would be potential threats to each other in the wild to find companionship in captivity, and just thought it was nothing more than two captive animals being introduced for the first time to allow them to become cofortable with each other and their respective sights and smells as they would be sharing a living area. I may be wrong though.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)

Don't sweat it, man.

As far as we can tell, nobody died.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)

"Animals draw the funniest dicks"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

LOL

its funny because the bear cub thought he was going to be killed

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)

Wow

I didn't think a site that regularly makes holocaust and 911 jokes would be so sensitive to a bear being suprised by a friendly lion.
I thought it was funny because the bear's reaction was so delayed and cartoon like when it did happen.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

Yeah, i know what you mean

Im just jumping on the moral bandwagon that Toasty pulled in

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

don't think more of the 2 comments than they are

humour is very complicated

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

As long as the image is taken as intended

A puerile attempt at humour by putting a magenta penis on a lion, and not any advocation of animal cruelty I am happy.
I wasn't going to post as a new thread but as the bored was slow I thought I would, I do always enjoy a CDC fest.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)

I don't think anyone took what you had done any other way

there was just some aimless chewing the fat about the source :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

And tooting the toot.

Which seems a bit dodgy considering it all started with a magentawang.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

I think she wants India back?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

Really is this something I've missed?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

Hahahah sorry not satire! Just the result of a lemsip and a glass of wine.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

She probably does though?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

I was hoping for satire dammit :D

What a controversy that would have been though if the Queen had expressed views of recolonising India.

Lemsip and a glass of wine sounds potent

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

I could tweak it to be abou the falklands?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)

I don't think she really cared for the Falklands, that was Maggie Thatcher's little trick to stay into power

by getting everybody waving Union Jacks and being proud to be British *wipe tear from eye*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

don't we need to give the falklands up first, to then get it back,

or have i missed something?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

Yeah those robbing penguins have falsely staked their claim on British territory for too long

push the Penguins back into the ocean! BOMB THE BASTARDS! :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

you're forgetting the sheep

there's LOADS of sheep there too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

Them too the hairy bastards :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)

wooly!

;)
and tastey

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

Hairy Bastards

www.b3ta.com/board/10733936

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

obviously, somebody should have pointed out the glaring error

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

Yeah that jesus bloke is so stupid to not realised they weren't sheep but actually Argentine Penguin Commandos

come to steal his land!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)

hahahah! I need another lemsip

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)

ah, good to know

i'm avoiding the news altogether today, and i thought maybe something had happened

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

The Queen has just declared war on Bulgaria!!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)

She's declared war on the oldest of the Wombles?!

Who's going to clean up Wimbledon Common now?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

SO19

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

"Snipers Operate in this Area"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

We who breathe the dust of empires.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)

Leave Diana out of this!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)

More Bolly, darling?

Click for 400+ more thingies.
Jolly good show.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

indeed, good show..pip pip

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

There can be only one.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

hahah!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

I sentence you to swimming in the Thames until decapitated

well, not you, mata

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)

I only heard of this protestor via b3ta

so what happened did they have to call the whole race off or did they start again?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

Oh, the usual.

Start again. Crash together and break an oar. One competitor collapsed at the finish line and taken to hospital.

More exciting than Formula One* now - I expect Sky to acquire the rights and broadcast it in PPV 3D next year.

* - and probably considerably less elitist, to be honest

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

What I want to know is how come only Oxford and Cambridge get to the finals every year ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)

Facilities and location. I was at Reading Uni in the 80s

Rowing up the Kennet would've be more like an obstacle course than a sprint race. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

That's the old boy network for you.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

Jolly good show old bean

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

Happy Wank Holiday B3ta!

I have a hang over, but here are: FAF Rachel Stevens, Side Boob Ginger Bird Cynthia Nixon, Treckie Arthur Batanides and cdc Aubrey Woods.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

gotta love a bit of sideboob.

www.sideboob.org/index.php

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)

* Wonders off to do some research

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

The Candy Man can.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)

I am not sure he could with that limp thing!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

He just needs a bit of encouragement.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

i love your optimism..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)

I admire your dedictaion to the cause

sorry for the threadjack but with the B3ta Auction

has it occured to anyone that bidders sending 'blind bids' in for the auction is not the best way to do this? I'd assumed the online auction would be open? it looks like people are gazzing bids and its being kept secret?

if the purpose of the auction is to make money for the charity then the only way to do it is in open bids, bidders have to know the amount they need to beat to get the item so the price can keep going up and the charity ends up selling the items at the highest amount possible.

currently the bidders have no idea the highest amount they need to bid to keep the price rising . Each item will just go for whatever amount is highest no matter how bloody low. It's how they sold ex council houses off in some estate agents a few years ago as a fairness policy to create a chance for buyers to get a bargain.

Auctions and ebay use the bidder knowing the amount they have to beat. This is because it's the technique which makes as much money as possible for the seller.
Bidders who want an item compete and push the price higher...but they can only do this if they know the amount they have to beat.

It's not rocket science

I suggest someone puts up a link in off topic and people put their bids as replies before its too late and the opportunity is lost

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

Thank you and no problem with the threadjack Clay...

~~Now where's your bloody picture!~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

Gaz HappyToast, Jahled or Riverghost, sir.

They're the b3tans most likely to be able to help you in this.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

also

If a person can only afford to bid for one item and that bid ends up not being a winning bid, haven't they then lost the chance to bid on something else they might like? (I am shit at maths and often fail in the logic stakes so please ignore if I've done a mental)

also Ning Wobbly, Phwoar Rachel Stevens - She could make my dream come true :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)

People may not want their bids to be public.

How about an e-bay style system whereby if your bid is too low (or outbid) Toasty gaz's you back to say what the current top bid is?
Lots of work for him obvs. but in a good cause ;-)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

just put it all on ebay

problem solved.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

that's what I'm already doing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)

if bidders want their bid anonymous put up a thread and next to each pic of the item is the current highest bid. thread would only need to be updated and edited every 24 hours or even week. no big commitment

there are loads of ways of doing it. the current way just seems to be the worst of all possible ways for the charity to make money (although the best one if you'r a bidder trying to get a bargain)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

hahah, and you disagreed when I said we think alike ;P

b3ta.com/links/776596

I'll post up an announcement of its existance in a bit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)

as others have mentioned

initial feedback was that a) people didn't want their bids public and b) people didn't want Ebay taking a cut/putting 73 thing on Ebay at once isn't free

The semi blind bid system was deemed the preferable of the flawed options and I think it was what we did last year (although my memory is awful).
But if someone wants to offer more suggestions 3 months in to the exercise by all means go for it.

*edit - hold on, I've had an idea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

Not forgetting,,,,

"Look what I won" Kristen Stewart and No wonder he's smug Hugh M. Hefner.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)

could Heff look any more

bored in that pic

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

Wouldn't you be?

and that bird in the black dress is eyeing up his croissant!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

not to mention, they're all swamp donkeys too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

It all gets a bit samey after you've done everything to everybody at least twelve times.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

O_O

Are you speaking form experience?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

I've had my share of living and loving, but Hugh's endeavours make most men look like blushing 13yr olds.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

Pardon me for asking but...

...what is point?

(minimalist ..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)

This is

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)

incredible blog

incredible photos. very NSFW (murder scenes, porn etc) i could spend hours here though
Spammy link deleted by your hard-working b3ta mods

Mod edit: And the ban hammer comes down. THWACK! Right in the fork

(santadog, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:22, archived)

This will end well.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:23, archived)

(sorry, I've been wanting to use this for ages...)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:25, archived)

I GLUED MY PINKY TO THE SHIFT KEY

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:35, archived)

PERFECT REPLY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 6:30, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:23, archived)

I AM SO CLICKING THIS

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:24, archived)

big saggy bourbon balls

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:33, archived)

wow looks like i need to post this one too

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:24, archived)

So that was you on chatroulette earlier this evening?

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:33, archived)

i'm afraid i've missed something here

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:34, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:53, archived)

fandom secret: i'm actually bruce willis

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:56, archived)

Boy George?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:40, archived)

where the fuck have you been!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:51, archived)

jesus that looks like manley and everything

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:53, archived)

Spitting image!

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:55, archived)

That is a thing of rare beauty

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:58, archived)

agrees strongly!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 8:35, archived)

Even though this belongs at /links,

it is curiously compelling.
The photo's of punks make me feel old - I keep expecting to see my teenage self in amongst them.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:18, archived)

Nah, they weren't punks. The whole coxcomb thing was minimal at the time and only for tourists to take photos of!

Mostly it was jeans, leather bombers and a band t-shirt. If there was anything in your hair it was usually a mixture of thrown beer or gob!
Mind you, I did go purple for a bit, but never with the ridiculous spikes, just short and spiky...
America though is another country I'm reliably informed ;)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

You have no idea what you're talking about.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)

Christ, you giant douche.

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)

You masiive dongfaced retard breath!

LOL! I spelled massve wrong!

LOL! I totally did it again! LIL!

LOL! I just spelled LOL wrong!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:46, archived)

LOL!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

errrrr

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:58, archived)

Thanks you so much for this, I was unsure how to spend my day until I saw this..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 6:41, archived)

Looks like I'm at the wrong internet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 8:05, archived)

You, sir, are a waste of DNA!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)

Might I therefore recommend that you spend hours there.

Then die horribly of cancer of the cock due to excessive masturbationary penile trauma.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

Meh I'm drunk.

(Speshal, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:11, archived)

never seen it, never will

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:12, archived)

you've never seen Kate Winslet's tits?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:15, archived)

I wish I had more hands

so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:18, archived)

Generally requires a deep-sea submersible.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:12, archived)

FAKE

Funnels were yellow, not red. At least there's no smoke coming from the rear funnel.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:23, archived)

What

the fuck is it with James Cameron and deep water and or space?

(Speshal, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:29, archived)

He has a compression/rarefication fetish?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:58, archived)

TOO SOON, MAN. TOO SOON!!

Next people will be making glorified films of the Second World War and shit!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

You bastard. You could have linked this with a 'spoilers' tag. Now you've ruined it for me.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

~~Tradic~~ Tragic spelling!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

Grrr

I HATE TRADEGY!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

# Don't you open that trapdoor - 'Cos there's something down there...

thought I'd try one of these moving pictures...

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:19, archived)

what exactly did you do to it

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:21, archived)

just thought the board would appreciate some (compo-related) 'Trapdoor'

and to practice messing about with PS animated .gif settings. Will try some original stuff soon!

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:28, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:32, archived)

I like how he pulls his hair forward in a futile effort to disguise early onset baldness

they used to do that in the 1970's, perhaps it's part of the wheel of fashion

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:51, archived)

haha no it's because I hadn't had a shower that day and it was greasy

I gave it a quick brush before the picture was taken to look somewhat presentable to the internet

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:02, archived)

Well

yer still ginger.

(Speshal, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:12, archived)

that's actually not a thing that is true

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:14, archived)

SHOW US YOUR HAIRLINE

WE ARE THE INTERNET AND WE DON'T CARE ABOUT GREASE

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:13, archived)

NEVER!

THEN YOU'LL HAVE PROOF THAT YOU'RE RIGHT!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:15, archived)

QED

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:22, archived)

Hmm

balding and ginger......?

(Speshal, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:25, archived)

you seem to be having trouble with the ginger thing that isn't even a thing anyway

do you require assistance

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:29, archived)

I See sir

didn't debate the balding point.

(Speshal, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:41, archived)

actually back in school when i had really short hair people could see my parting and thought it was a bald spot

it wasn't though, i just have pretty thin hair as it is and my hair parts in a swirl at the top so it looks like a bald spot

but no i'm not balding, though i do know a guy who is and he's just seventeen. we call him m-head

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:51, archived)

fuck

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:25, archived)

lol!

himateowyergoinoiright?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:55, archived)

hey man, yeah it's going really well - my girlfriend just moved in with me

she's home visiting her mother at the moment so i've got the weekend off and my cider on!

you doing alright?

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:04, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:15, archived)

accompanied by this

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:17, archived)

Hahaha :D

nicely

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

yay trapdoor :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 2:42, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:06, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:06, archived)

why is this here, and why are people clicking it?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:14, archived)

WHERE AM I? WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? WHY DO THEY SMELL OF WEE?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 3:21, archived)

I clicked it just for that comment.

Answering your question though it seems someone has dared to try something new (importing a clip into .ps, converting it to a .gif animation, then daring to upload it to teh internetz) rather than just bitching on a forum. Everybody had to start somewhere; there was a thread of 'my first .gifs' a few days back, and some of the best people on here's first efforts weren't that great. Lighten up.
Oh, and there's a skull, so it fits with the comp theme. Needs more CDC though.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

i like how drutt

= nick frost :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)

actually, that is my other account. I use this account to "bitch" about that one

so that I get sympathy clicks from the likes of you
so you have fallen into my trap, haha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)

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