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# Since the last lot went down so well here are a few more
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# Yay, Second one looks like Microwave :-)
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# THis^
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# GJBBB!
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# It is subtly different but I shall add microwave to the list
If I do one for each of the awesome artists on b3ta I'm going to end up drawing really minor characters who died after a couple of episodes.
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# I have one of those too :D
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# nooooo!! old skool!!
nice though ;)
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# Micto should be an easy one, as in quite distinctive....
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# Added to the list :)
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# all you'd need to do is trace some bird in her pants :)
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# Great stuff! I clicked the previous too.
This is out of date but may be of use to you.
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# Oh man there are loads of them!
There are a fair few names on there that I don't recognise though.
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# Some lost to the great beyond, alas.
Some name changes and a few who rarely /board anymore.
And a whopping number of talented people not on there
that joined or got up to speed after I made that. And
there are some others that only got on the Bingocards.
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# hell
i remember most of them.

we've lost a few.
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# Maybe this calls for an update sometime?
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# It was more of a number of spin-offs of other's gags and suggestions.
Connor started it (indirectly), and then it got silly.

It might be more fun to pick new ways of
showcasing folks... such as the toppost. [/;-)
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# Would be nice to have a sort of group project. Maybe it's just me that thinks that, I dunno. XD
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# I'm keen on it no matter what the format.
Obviously, I do a shit ton of it all the time. If you wish to
resurrect the Fuck-In-Space idea or something new, just mention
it and we'll fuck everybody's shit up right good. We need more
than just the front page and compos to do justice to all the
great stuff folks have posted, if you ask me.
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# atomic lady - bang on :D
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# Thank you :)
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# Oh oh oh!
You need to do a Smash Monkey one
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# I think that should be possible :)
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# Goody :)
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# Are you sure?
You'd need to wear a blindfold and have your fingers broken.
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# Mighty skills.
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# i cant believe no-one's suggested wobbly bloke yet
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# Good point I shall add them to the list
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# That's because we all have him on ignore and pretend he isn't there
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# This post and the last one...
Amazing work. Click 'n Woo!
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# Very good, I like this and the previous one...
\o/
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# Very good :D
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# excellent!
first batch duly commented upon, too.
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# I approve of these big boobs!
NICE!
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# These are fantastic!
Def would like to see you do more.
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# These and the first batch all great
except for the Moggy one. You're obviously much too normal to slip into character.
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# Puss in Bootsy
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# Cat goes camping.
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# Haha, this is how I imagine Elton Johns cat to look.....
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# hahaha, but with more wigs?
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# He could use the kitty as a wig!
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# I was JUST about to say this!
Screams Elton, actually
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# A funky ball of tits from outer space.
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# Ace, I've seen something like the funk...
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# that was a nice story Greg
*shuffles off to find that funky milk*
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# I want to get a pair of boots
and fill them with custard

and photograph it

and call it "pus in boots"

but I've never done this, as it's mental.
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# Top tip:
Fill them almost to the top with screwed up newspaper, then seal with a circle of card, and pour a layer of custard over the top. Then you only need a small amount of custard.
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# Top tip 2:
'Shop it, then you don't need any custard or any boots.
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# *googles bootsy*
Ah now I get it

woo :)
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# yeah me too
now I have "givin' up food for funk" stuck in my head
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# puss on BootsE
do they make that yet? hmm
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# haha no!
check Black Dice - broken ear record ;) edit: oops!
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# *monocle plops into martini glass*
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# \o/
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# Nghtmarish o_O
Forgot I made this last night. Just couldn't find a suitable place to dump it.
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# bear's got the moves :D
don't have bad dreams - it's the beagles you need to worry about
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# hahaha :D

you've been busy!
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# :D
Just a few new ones, think I've shot my load now
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# haha! love the pug though... 'till next time then :D
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# or quickly make another :D
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# fuck yeah :D
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# hahahaha
needs more Simon Smith
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# Needs more glowsticks.
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# Too many glowsticks!
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# haha never :D
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# hahaha :D
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# :D
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# Cocky little fella!
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# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
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# As much as I like this
The cat played drums, and the demon played bass...
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# Sexy with that lipstick ;-)
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# was it yours?
sorry couldn't remember :D
but i'd consider it the highest form of flattery..

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# Haha it belongs to all of us I think
I just scribbled over someone else's pic
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# yeah i downloaded that one too
but it looked shit compared to yours!!
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# Readers wives.....
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# Bears with nosy wives
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# don't know many wives :D
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# WINDRAM IT!

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# aah! there you are :D
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# hehe :D i stole that too
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# Haha, maddness...
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# awww cute :D
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# Lovethisone:)
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# Whitespace party!
...oh, carry on!
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# Nice switcheroo with what's in the paws
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# Haha:)
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# :)
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# does a bear bang shit in the woods? fuck yeah!
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# Boooom boxing....
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# I can't help but wonder how a pilled-up bear would act...
... would it try to hug you?
... chew your arm to relieve the gurning?
... dance as depicted?

Also: Woo!
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# Happy Dawg Maul,! don't forget to swith your lightsaber on ;-)
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# Damn you spoiled it
that's the sequal :)
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# Pretend you're George Lucas, and just keep doing the same picture for the next 35 years!
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# Is it something to do with Star Trek Wars?
;)
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# Best of all the Sta.......... ;-)
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# Puddin' on a ritz!
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# mmm I quite fancy some of those now
cheesy flavour :)
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# this really is the dog's bollocks
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# this is how Bull Terriers get their name
trufax :D
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# Haha
The expression is perfect :D
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# Hahaha nice cdc action :)
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# :D from the Wizard of Oz challenge?
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# Haha:) no
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# :)
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# Signpost 1
BMX twat 0
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# ^ This

edit: I think that is actually 'One All'?
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# Good point
They died fighting each other
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# I feel the need to get out on the bmx now
cheers!

(woo)
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# :D
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# What a stunt!
He's a wicked wan alright!
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# A most cunning
that was supposed to also say 'stunt'

=)
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# Like a devious dwarf ;-)
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# Stacking it like a boss!
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# Hahaha silly boy.
Then again, in the lympics he might get a medal, ad contract and better drugs for next time.
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# Haha
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# Falling in line.....
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# Whoa, intense *clicky*
Hope she doesn't trip over those top hats!
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# Haha, they're always popping up out of the pavement causing hazzards to pedestrians ;-)
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# :D
mind fuck
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# Mind the hole ;-)
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# The lights are guiding them home
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# The Morlocks have sounded their siren
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# Yeah boiii!!





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# Busy busy people.....
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# Looks like I picked the wrong week to jump dimensions!
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# I'v decided to give up humpping dalmations this week..... :-)
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# The dogs will be pleased.
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# Not as pleased as my neighbours though...
It was their dalmation....
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# Haha
ace colliding heads :D
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# When two become one ;-)
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# * Head Implodes
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# Hope you're not using your Nokia 1060 :-)
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# ?
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# :-)
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# Ha ha ha... You memory is strong, young one..
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# awesome hehe :D


think i'm about to lose my dinner!!
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# Yay, roadrocking kitty :-)
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# YAY
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# But where they all go to is a mystery.
It's like, I dunno, the changing of the seasons or something..
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# You need ties to see!
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# driving me berserk, certainly ;D
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# Offers a free glass of Tizer :-)
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# accepts *glugs* :D
apologies for the big dancey thread above, at least you got to chip in for a while :D
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# Haha, I hope to have a comuter good enough to be able to enjoy them one day :-)
I just hid it when it got to a certain size! don't tell anyone though :-)
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# yes def... and share the next dance tee hee :D
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# Yay :-) I have only one dance gif!
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# sexeh time... better get on it then :D
don't forget your dancing ice cream men though... :D
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# Haha, they were ALL the sexeh!
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# *hypnotised*
I've been looking at this for three minutes straight.
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# bored of slow board...
... have a welliephant
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# I like this
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# haha yes, hope you don't mind if i wheel out my cantelope?
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# by all means
but isn't it a melonyx?
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# the debate's still raging i believe
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# "roll out", surely?
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# Out on the plains :-)
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# this is amazing
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# :)
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# In my mind, the legs make a sound like a cartoon character wibbling their bottom lip
and the head makes a noise like a trombone
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# :-) he's got those moves down well!
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# Awe, poor effalump...
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# Ha ha ha...
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# What's he got against these poor effalumps!
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# He is not so good with Goats

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# Little horned devils!
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# He can have a good old stomp in the mud
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# Hahaha, I wish we had more sillyness like this every day :-)
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# That's one happy looking elephant :)
He's even made the sun come out here... I wondered what it was for a second...
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# Lully Nellie in wellies
:D
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# \o/ hurrah!!
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# Boots, mon!
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# :D
Aww he looks so happy
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# This is 58% more arousing than it should be.
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# she keeps falling for it every time!
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# Clone production unit.
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# smooth
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# Love chasing these down the screen :-)
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# Yay!
Steals if you don't mind :-)
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# Afternoon /board
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# Hahaha! Good afternoon Paul :D
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# good day sir
and how would one be hanging today
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# like a shemale silhouette
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# Sort of... downwards. Gravity and all that.
Well mood-wise, could be better. Shit weather = unhappy Bourbon.
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# Shouldn't you be in a drain?
Or are they to flooded at the moment?
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# There all flooded at the moment :(
if it rains don't go in drains
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# takes advice to "do go in drains"
"drowns in a drain"

Lol.
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# I need a new keyboard :(
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# I believe the technical term for this activity is 'draining'
Though wikipedia has just pulled up the marvellous term of 'urban spelunking'
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# I had heard that term
but I don't want to be known as a splunker
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# It somehow is begging to be used in the same sentence as 'LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK'
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# FUTURES IN BALLS
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# I almost forgot


Your original post has been deemed suitable for a Yhanthlei Order of Excellence

I trust this will make you very proud, young splunker

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# Ha-ha!
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# :) I thankfully receive the award from the old ones
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# Hahaha

Don't take any shits if you don't have to, Jahled
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# Good with strongs.
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# It truly is the new how is babby formed, is it not?
I just thought about living like a windrammer while taking a sip of milk and the consequenses were disastrous
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# Beautiful in its simplicity
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# Hello, Paul.
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# I concur
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# 'noon to you too
did you find the Emperor on one of your Splunking missions?
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# what happened to the United Kingdom ?
I'm pretty sure the kingdom is united in thinking Cameron's a cunt.
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# If anything, the non-English bits would be more emphatic in proclaiming him such
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# You forgot one...
Is easily forgotten tho.



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# Agreed.....
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[challenge entry]
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# HOLY SHIT SHE'S A LION IN DISGUISE!
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# don't pull her tail
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# always with the bloody yiffery ;D
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# I think JJ actually had a short story type thing with lions.
Quality Footage, I think it was called.
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# Ouch!
That's one hell of an anal prolapse.
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# ew, nasty
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# Be it a willy or a prolapse
It'd bring a whole new meaning to the opening titles of Tales of the Unexpected

Tales Tails
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# haha, right enough
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# No,
this is nasty
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# I thought that was a myth o_O fucking hell...
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# She was already at baggage claim by the time her rectal passage touched down.
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# oh fuck, why did I click that?
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# Oh yes
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# phwoar, that's some third leg there
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# 'sup meatyokra
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# Ah, well.
*shrugs*
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# any port in a storm eh, captain ;)
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# 2 years at sea'll do that to a man.
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# Ding Dong...
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# ...the bitch is hung
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# Phwoar
Best of both worlds, right lads?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# that baby is birthing -- arm first
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I think it's stillborn
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# The dreaded shit that doesn't drop off! wiggle a little ;-)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# RPS is shit
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] is it still a pea if change a frame or two?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Poor Freebase
It seems he's now thought of as The Face of Disappointment
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Never!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ^this, I find it more baffling than the flounce of clay/wanky
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# well, often the disappointment is in the faces of their paramours
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# well, that's the point, when I see him I laugh my ass off
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# haha true
herman's last night was particularly good for this
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# and it got fp'd, all is well in the world :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
Aren't you a little FUCK for a storm trooper?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# haha :D
just make him keep the helmet on!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Luke, I am your Doddy.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Love it!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Also...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# still one of my favourite fuck gifs
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Wonderful use of the multiple Freebase faces...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# IT'S GEORGE MICHA............awe fuck!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# skill
I wish I could do stuff like that :0(
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# As a little artistic exercise I decided to draw the cast of Battlestar in the style of other artists on B3ta


Edit: Here are links to the profiles of each of the artists I was emulating
JollyJack
Walrus Man
HappyToast
Smallbrainfield
TheSundaeLunch
mofaha
chopchopchopchop
Matazone

And I am open to suggestions for other artists.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Cracking work!
I can recognise only four of the 'homage' artists but man, you've done very well!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# JJ, Walrus Man, HappyToast, SBF, Sundae Lunch, Mofaha, unknown, Matazone.
EDIT: Woo, also.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# unknown is didgerydoo or something, maybe didgeroo, something like that i think
edit - maybe not then!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# unknown is chopchop/monsta
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Yep that is correct
I had just book marked his blog for reference and managed to completely forget what his user name on here was
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Not sure I know their stuff.
One of the hit and run squad?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# They've been around for a good long while but not a prolific poster
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Roger that.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# yup old timer..great arts, doesn't comment much

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# isn't it Sir Sand Goblin under an alias?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# haha that really grapes my squildo
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# All sorts of awesome here :D
I'm not sure my effort of doing something in HT's style really worked...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Cool
(BTW You are also one of the artists on my list for this project)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Aces :D I didn't even know I had a style. XD
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# "Yiffy"
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# *sits back down*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# The lack of anthropomorphic foxes in Battlestar was an issue
Just and the lack of Hitler and nuns was an issue for emulating atomic's style.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I think Atomic's done well to establish a house-style, with the crisp lines and massive amount of detail in parts.
If anything, I like to use biros a lot. XD
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Holy hell
Very Mad Max!
Biro, you say? Wow, that's confidence! Looks great though!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Biro just works better for me than, say, fineliner.
You can get a lot more tone in a piece, and of course, you can vary from really sharp detailed work like on the APC, and more scruffy unkempt lines like in my other stuff. :P
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Biro ftw!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Two-strip Technicolor FTW!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# *jaw drops*
Wow... just wow.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# doubt you did that in a meeting ;D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# A stupid amount of time was spent, but the rave it was advertising was a total success.
A fair trade.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Amazing o_o
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# the power of BIRO!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Wow, all biro?
That's amazing, and slightly mental!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# This is most excellent.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# incredible, the more you look the more you see
just noticed Floyd's flying pig. Is everything here music related ?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Aye, sir.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I thought it was awesome before
But now it is both awesome and a brilliant bit of Quiz-time.

*Gets magnifying glass and hunkers down for the duration*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# post your answers, it's going to drive me crazy
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# So, I reckon there's specific homage to at least...
The Mod scene
Jamiroquai
Ganja in general (but I think it's something in particular)
Elvis
Hendrix (with a freaky neck addition, BTW!)
Floyd's "Dark Side..." prism, as well as the Pig on the wing
Sgt Pepper
Pearl Jam (ba-DUM-tish)
Possible Nirvana's "Nevermind" dollar bill

and (last on the list of course) The Fat Lady singing


But whatever, that really is a fantastic piece of work, Captain.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# All present and correct, sir.
Kudos.

The Nevermind baby is there, reaching for the dollar, albeit in zombie mode. His head is rising from behind George Harrison's shoulder. The rest of him is all in green.
And thank you.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Ah-ha! It was the green that threw me
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# that's my afternoon occupied
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Awesome pic
is awesome.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# woo! there is a shitload going on in there
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Faaaaantastic.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# AMAZING talent indeedy......
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I think you should do more stuff in green
the neglected biro colour
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I actually had a look for some the other day, and found none o_O
Just the usual blue, black and red.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Grab yourself a 4 colour biro, but not one of the really chunky ones.
Most corner shops/newsagents seem to do them.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Haven't seen one of those in many a moon. :D
I'd go looking for one now, but... you know... Sunday... and it's raining.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# There is wisdom here.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Might pop out to the shop to get my daily supply of caffeine if I'm brave.
I'll keep my eye out; if your piece above is anything to go by, I need to get me one of these pens.

EDIT: Didn't find any green pens or anything of the sort... did find a pack of coloured fineliners though.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# If you go to the London bash, I'll make sure somebody finds you and hands you one.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I think I might be going along to that. Just a case of where I'll be staying, how much it'll be to get down there, etc.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# This is ace....
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# It doesn't look much like HT's work to me
It looks like a bloody good pic in it's own right.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's a bit too "clean", whereas HT's stuff has, well, a bit of life to it. And a willy.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# That's it!
Needs more tiny penis.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Nice, Fox!
:)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# splendid work there
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# superb
I recognise Walrus Man, HappyToast, The Sundae Lunch and Mofaha ?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Fun! Very nice
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# it's like B3TA's greatest hits
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Nice idea
You've nailed Smallbrainfeld. As in, his style, not as in, sexually. Although?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I suppose I could make that my challenge for next weekend
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# These are brill
Recognised the style for all those I knew (if that makes sense), so your artistic exercise worked, as well as producing some crackin' arts.

Have to say that I think the portrayals of Six, Tigh and Starbuck with their associated "artist" are especially inspired.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Six just had to be in the style of Jollyjack :)
And I tried to get the rest to match their character too
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I find your lack of Cockweasle disturbing.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# This, and Atomic would have been nice
but there are so many great artsmakers on b3ta and I'm guessing not too many Battlestar characters
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Other instantly recognisable artists: Atomic, Zumf, Drimble, Cockweasle, Prodigy69, Nobby Nobody, Moggy, Discomeats.
With humble apologies to any I've missed.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah once I started thinking about artists to include the list quickly grew
Most of those are on my list for if I get time to do another bunch. I shall add the ones I had missed.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# You should do d_d as well
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# and you yourself Captain
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Not sure I post enough hand-drawn stuff for people to recognise it, but kind of you to say so, Milady.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# And some Discomeats style twitchy animation
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# *twitches*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Very nicely done
Don't know the characters but you've captured the styles very well
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# That is brill :)
Ok, do a cylon in the "Foggy Moggy" style
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# That is some smashing work
the only one I didn't get instantly (without looking at the profile links) was mofaha
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# nicely done
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# woah!! great way to fire up this morning :D
moar cylons please :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I am hugely flattered
to be in such esteemed company! Woo!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Those are great!
I've no idea who the characters are, but you've captured the artists' styles perfectly.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Brill :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# this is awesome, I love the series and you have captured the artists very well
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Woo, yay, houpla and panowie!
Bloody excellent!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# thats rite fooking nyice
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# nice!
please do atomic next!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha, that's great :)
Very nicely done.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# This is awesome! :)
Great cutback suggestion - we can get rid of those terrible freeloaders now ;)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# This whole thread has put b3ta in perspective.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That's scarily good.....
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Yay, excellent stuff... nicely done....
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
very well done... I'm currently ploughing my way through that series. About to start Season 4.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Me!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# \O/
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome stuff.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Hate it when this happens.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# PLIP!
Yeah. Almost a waste of wiping.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I dont even bother
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# ^ That's shit that is!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Metal fingers in my body!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# These robot glasses are a bit shit
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Three little turds pitch by my doorstep..
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# peep peep!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# You fool
By posting this you are almost inviting Gillian McKeith to start stalking you
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# < Rate my poo
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# This is Kurt. He's a mechanic.


Kurt is a character developed by a couple of friends and I last year, he's great fun to write for and do art with and we do a lot of that between the three of us. You'll possibly see more of him, but this was the first time I put his description into image form. He's developed a lot more since then when he was 'born' in October 2011.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# he looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Murloc Gerald

Ning Prodge!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Can't quite see it, apart from the surly look, LOL but yeah, I'm a bit biased
But if anything, he's quite the opposite in just about everything Murdoc is supposed to be, if you don't count the weird skin and sclera colour.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# yellow eyes, crooked nose, pointier chin, green skin.... skinny, yea can't see it myself


just my opinion..great drawing though look forward to seeing more ;)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Thanks Prodigy
You're a love. :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# He looks a grumpy bugger.
... friends and me
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# He's all bluff, don't be fooled.
Wasn't sure about that grammar, but I can live with it :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I like this...good caricature,rich colours
*clickin'*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# :)
*thumbs up*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# He looks greasy
Real greasy
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Valvoline runs in his veins
So I'm not at all surprised. :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# He's rather good.
What plans do you have for him?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Between the three of us, he's already got an ongoing story
which is coming to an end, with a new one planned to start in August or so this year. Ab and Annie and I have done a ton of art of the guy and he has a little following on the art site we post his stuff on, which makes us laugh. The whole point of creating Kurt was to develop "An anti-OC" (original character) because so many of them are just really dreadful, so we tried to come up with the most improbably and unappealing things to build him and strangely enough, he's turning out to be a strange success so now we don't know what to think.

Kurt's only fear is of spiders. Big or small, he hates them, and will blast them with a home-made flamethrower whenever he gets the chance...



(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Zombie Fonz.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# braaaaaaaaaayns
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Win.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Hahah!
Interesting fact: Henry Winkler can't ride a motorcycle. Just after the footage at the start of the show showing him riding the cycle was filmed, he ploughed into the set and vowed never to ride it again.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Then who jumped that shark?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Every sitcom ever since Happy Days finished?
*shrug*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I like the cars teefs :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Fangks.
LOL. :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Stroke my pompadour nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an' my girlfriend.
Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six Olds. About the time I got it running decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans... tore it completely up, so I had to get another Oldsmobile
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# That would piss me right off, all respect to your girl and all
*strokes your pompadour* What model did you end up getting and did you keep the '56 or did you sell it to finance the next one?

=I could be mis-reading this=
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# It's a Frank Zappa quote
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Which I totally failed to recognize
But I'll remember if I ever see it again
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Very nice :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks BBB
:)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# nice work
is that his Morris Minor with an extra bumper and a saggy jowl ?

And on a 'looks like' note, I thought Lucky Luke but it's nothing like him. Maybe it's that cowboy pose ?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# :D
Thanks! It's actually an early 50's Cadillac, but I used some artistic license to alter the bumpers and bonnet badge, also left off the headlight 'eyebrows' :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# sorry, can't get the Morris Minor image out of my head
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I love you, Sir
and proudly say I have this single LOL.

No sleep till bedtime! :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# haha thanks
I too, not-so-proudly, own this single. I liked Another Boring B-side,

If the A side is a hit then we don't care if this is missed
Coz the sooner that we finish this, the sooner we get... home
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I haven't heard this song since I was at school, but I still know most of the words :/
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Nicely :D
Reminds me of that Daft Punk anime, Interstella 5555. Well worth a watch if you haven't seen it already. ^^
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Ooh, I love that, DP are one of my fave bands
Yes, the Crescendolls are also blue :D Thanks Fox!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you, sir
:)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Nicely :-)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] just leave my wee homage to a comic genius here...seems as good a place as any
it'll be a sad day indeed if he ever succeeds in his quest....
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I like this...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Viz is always good
This is even better, sad as he is.
Suicide is never the answer, kids.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# I can think of a few questions where suicide IS the answer though
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# It's ok his fall will be cushioned by
San and Tray
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah
Those two have taken a few hits over the years
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# hits and shits
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# plummet


/Alaxander Lemming blog
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Base wanking?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# NING B3TA! It's time to wake up....
I was waiting for 'benito vaselini's' daily post, byt he appears to be a little late.
Oh well, I give you Uma Thurman, Philip Clive Roderick Tufnell (requsted by 'bondsnood' on the 6th Aug) & Michelle Pfeiffer.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Would, nope can't see anything, Would as she's uber fit for a 54 year old

Edit: shameless repost of compo entry
Ning :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 8:47, archived)
# I am not sure how I feel about this?
Ning H
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# I see what you mean - deviation from standard magenta is slightly disturbing
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
# happy birthday radiator key and dental floss
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)
# You're a bit late!
Ning BV!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# I'm very aware that I've spent practically no time or effort on my posts.
And that they're not funny and everyone hates them. For some reason I persist.

But I draw the line at threadwasting.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# and I appreciate that you take time to comment..

How can it be a thread waste when no-one has posted for over three hours?
Also, your posts are not all unfunny and not everyone hates them - Don't be so hard on yourself.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# comment on what?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# You commented on my comment, where I commented that you were a bit late.
"I'm very aware that I've spent practically no time or effort on my posts"
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# oh fuck off you dreary half-wit
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# it's too early in the day for chummy verbal pummeling
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# happy birthday radiator key..........also "would" phwoar
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# phwor I'd love to turn her flange if you know what I mean..
eh eh eh eh eh
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)
# 'floss' her 'teeth'
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Check out the lugs on her.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hear me roar!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# * Listens
Ning Captain
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Afternoon Wobbly :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# You're not wrong, it is...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# FUCK ME, IT'S THE ART POLICE!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:16, archived)
# "My testacles appear to have taken on the form of a large swan...
Now I may not know much about art, but I know what I like, and I don't like my testacles to take the form of a large swan."
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:36, archived)
# Wise words.
Given their reputation for breaking arms one can imagine there to be
few hand-jobs in the offering if one were afflicted by swan balls.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
# What's good for the goose
Is good for the gander. And by the gander, I mean my cock. And by my cock, I mean you mum.

Cock.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
# up the swanee
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Honked up hard!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 7:42, archived)
# POW! RIGHT UP THE CLOACA.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Ok, I enjoyed Avengers a LOT, this was one of my favourite bits
I enjoyed Avengers a LOT this was one of my favourite bits
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)
# he thwunked him in the fuck
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 2:24, archived)
# Some complete twat spoiled it for me earlier today. Was well gutted.
I was planning on seeing this as well.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 2:26, archived)
# Twat him one, Barry!
Woo!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 2:41, archived)
# Puny god!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:35, archived)
# That's how I felt this morning.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bogie Nights

"Here's looking at you, kid"
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# of all the peep shows in all the world...

EDIT: and g'night all
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
# That goat is a real cunt. Reminds me a bit of my fathers wife.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Haha!! I could use this.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Spitting goat is not happy.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)
# i remember my brother lending me 'men who stare at goats' and telling me oh it aint a porno you wont be able to wank over it, i proved him wrong withing 10 minutes
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# And this is while you were still in the car together
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# he worked in a video shop, i hadn't left :(
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# HaHa! Where there's a will there's a way.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# i feel i should comment properly, i like it, it is filth, nice
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# EP SHOW? I DON'T GET IT
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:44, archived)
# it actually reads : Lep Show
their arms fall off halfway through the act
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 3:11, archived)
# *gets tickets*
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Here's looking at ewe
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Phwoar! Happy Birthday, Jabba!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha, JAB CREAM
Also, it looks like he's doing time in jail
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Looks like he's French
Han's just nicked is beret
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# fuck me, it's a bit early wobbly.. oh
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# What a babe.
Wait... hang on, he's dead! Quick, make him greyscale!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I wasn't aware of the greyscale for dead people.
To be fair, I'm never on b3ta early enough to see wobbly's pictures.
They really don't bother me at all - I just like taking the piss.
It's peer pressure :)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# I THINK that's what greyscale means with Wobbly's pics.
Either that, or there wasn't any colour pictures of the people he ran through the cutout filter. ;)

That, and stripes are people that Wobbly 'would'.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!
If the stripes theory is the case, I was somewhat disturbed by the lack of stripes from when it was Nataly Dawn's birthday...

...but I digress.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# That's great!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# O_O well endowed construction woman..
clearly a lot of time and effort been spent there
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# you mean ( o )( o ) woman
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha forget the women, the guys' picture hahaha
Manny, wanked into another dimension.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:15, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# took me a while...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:44, archived)

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