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# Meanwhile, deep within the REFRIDGERATOR!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Looks like you need them two below ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I just found a piece of Brie in my kitchen
I bought it three days ago but didn't put it in the fridge.

Thank God it's been so chilly here, it's actually now perfectly ripe (if a little mouldy all ver, in a good way).
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Brie is lovely; it is one of my favourite food items.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Mmmm, ammonia-tinged cheese
My favourite is Mozarella, my second-favourite is Brie.

So I should be okay once my teeth fall out.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# It's rather runny...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Ahh, that's annoyingly good.
edit: And I've always hated raw tomatoes. EVIL.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# mmm - turnip and watermelon eyes
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha ace
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# beautiful :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# this may go some way towards explaining....
this that I CONSUMED WITHOUT HESITATION earlier today.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# It looks so cheeky
and terrifying
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# not to mention, TASTY!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I'm gonna have to turn that onion into a little character.
*rushes off to photoshop*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# mr onion has no friends
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahahahahahah
THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

A+ WOULD POST IMAGES OF VEGETABLES AGAIN.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# oooooey gooey : D
love these!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Kim and Aggie

[mod - image link fixed]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# "Uploaded", eh?
Wink, wink.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Watch out everybody, there's a Mod about
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Spoiler alert!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# It all seams OK
Actually I thought the image was quite amusing and the casual browser should see it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Oh the image is just dandy
I was only waiting for it to appear in the original post.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Would've been nice

Why do people do that? Do they not actually check?

Grrrr.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# "I've clicked post,
there is absolutely no need for me to come back to this website"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Profile for mixiah
a member for 1 year, 6 months and 3 days
has posted 1 messages on the main board

I think that's it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Fucking hell
These lurkers eh?
Glad i have the excuse of *zero* internet connectivity for a few years
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I like how the lass on the right is keeping one eye on Kim
Cant trust him as far as you can throw him!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# downloaded with 'brokenlinkomatic'™
dammit, i need to upgrade 'imagination'®
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# DENIZENS!
SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I think I see what you've done
for someone reason, you've also got the board URL in with your img link. Remove that, and it might just work.
Edit: Basically, this
img856.imageshack.us/img856/8662/kimnaggie2.jpg
put that into you img src doodah and it'll show up.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I was just doing that.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# If you use b3tards.com it'll give you the hmtl for you.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# i want me some of that html
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Dang that spelling autocorrect!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# typo's are himarious
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# loofal!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# dogs with cigars ftw
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# It's been a while since I had an excuse to post this.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# How rare
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Mmm, steak.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# It is a thing of beauty
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Nod to the mod that fixed the link
And yay! Welcome!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# blushes
thanks mod - i did read the faq believe it or not, still a clueless twat. and yes i have been lurking for some time now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I've discovered the perfect thing for a hangover.
2/3rds of a bottle of scotch and 5 pints. My brain hurts.

Which, I think, is why THIS happened - The Un Show;

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# These people turned up in your house?
Yes, I think those events may be connected.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Everybody, why don't you come back to mine?
I've got owls.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Sounds good
I've got poor quality nuclear weapons
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Mark Speight has let himself go
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# You're a bad, bad man.
Go and sit on the stairs until you're sorry.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# 'actly.
Also, exactly as I was dressed last night.

Also, the full film is on Youtube.

Also, I feel like a pig shat in my head.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha i agree
getting back on it with a hangover is the perfect cure
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Right, I'm off to try that then...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Wow....it really works!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Rock the cock
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Nice sponging detail
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# thanks
like your blog btw
easy to read with interesting topics
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Thanks!
There's a thing on there which counts "number of views" and tells me what site brought them there, what country they are in etc etc, but not whether they are actually reading it and liking it, so it's really nice to have some feedback.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I refuse to watch that mockery of cockery.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# To be Frank, that's wank.
Who's Frank?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# He caused a slick with his dick
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# With his heinous penous.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# His wang went bang
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# His callous phallus caused quite a cock shock.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I enjoyed the show.
Not sure I'd pay to watch the movie, though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# wahey...he's on the cod
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# FEEEESSHHH!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# for supper
and brekkie
and tea :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# well, i am having crabsticcks
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# used to love them
not had 'em for ages....must seek out a few treats
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I had some
for the first time in ages the other day and they were a real let down. I'm sure they used to be crabbier.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I am considering the merits of a fish finger buttie
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme
enjoy your meal
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# FISH!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 3:00, archived)
# I'm gonna eat you little fishy, I'm gonna eat you little fishy! 'Cos I like little fish!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# 8D
And you're not alone - the b3ta uploader hasn't worked for me, today.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I haven't been able to use it for a few days now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# aaah...wasn't sure which end ....this server or mine.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Have this then.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# quality :D
uploader's been a bit iffy recently, I had to start using b3tards
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I don't think I've ever not used b3tards.
It's a pain in the arse if it goes down though. Should probably look into a back-up site, like imgur or something.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I, like ham, have had to use b3tards
If this continues it's going to be really annoying finding old pics and not knowing which one they're on.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah. Best thing to do is just keep a folder on your computer full of b3ta stuff, even the really old or crap stuff.
That way, you're not tied down and have loads of other sites to dump pictures on.

I think I've had to use imgur on occasion, but it doesn't feel as convenient as b3tards.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Angling glee face!
It's been working on and off for me. More off than on though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# So happy :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# hurrah!
he looks like a salty old sea-cat.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# He's going to need a bigger boat
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I so nearly typed that
- mind-piss narrowly avoided. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# He grows up big and strong.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# maybe his legs had just growed
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Bloody mimic octopus
That's just too uncanny
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# I love the evil grin.
I tried to reply earlier but my internet went tits up.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Brill!
Also, do crabs actually HAVE sticks?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Excellent works
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# hahaha
I FUCKING LOVE KIT-E-KAT
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# GLEE!
Congrats on FP
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# His mates a bit fucking lazy.
=D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# he's dry-heaving
but motionlessly
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Smashing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Woo YaY sea fishing :D
leader lines.com
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Toot toot!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# and for good measure
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Tits and war? A truly heady combo.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Sounds like an cartoon by atomic.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Boobageddon.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Someone needs to show atomic that word immediately.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I think it plays as a looping gif in his head.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
gif feature length episode
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# All of the above.
Haa haa haaa.
That word made my mind explode.
I don't know if I can handle it.
edit: I will try though. ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# haha yes
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I've been researching some images.
I might not be seen for days.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# "Cry 'HAKKIS!', and let slip the tits of war"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I notice the lack of the Incest van.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# It's the first link!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# What is it good for?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# this confuses me
as the rainbow colours would appeal to gay men, whilst the promise of tits clearly wouldn't. is this a cunning way of finding straight men in gay bars? if so, kudos.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# psyops offensive
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The gays love tits, it's just vagina that scares them.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# not true
a gay friend of mine is terrified of tits, especially mine
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I think that says more about your tits than about him.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# That's terribly unfair, it might be best to check them out.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# you're just jealous of my jubblies
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# POIDH
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I first had it in rather real-looking red lettering
but then I thought: RAAAIINBOOOWWWWWS-ah!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Oh shit, accidentally liked my own picture.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Cuff 'im, boys!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# yeah, me too
i meant i accidentally liked your pic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah, like that's the first time...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Things will start collapsing on itself now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I've done that, too.
- and also felt the need to mention it at the time lest people mistake me for a rampant egotist.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# i smell an accidental outing
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# uh-huh
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# If it's 'Stop be and buy one', I'll take two.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# and a kebab.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Always with the kebab already.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
#

and


also the gimp just crashed as i was doing a picture and i can't be arsed to re-do it so...

kim jong un: "why you no bling me srip on shoes?"
adviser: "velly solly etc"
man in background: (thought bubble) LACIST!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# boinga boinga boinga
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# this
and very smooth
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# nice delivery
now get down in to your basement!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# The first run was unsuccessful
That is, the box I thought there were in wasn't it.
At a bit of a loss now, but will continue searching.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# don't worry too much
if you don't find anything today I'll go with a plan b and try a couple of car boot sales tomorrow to go with the lego star wars minifigure sticker book I've got him - which I want to keep for myself now :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# repost from the gayshift the other night
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# BEST DICK EVER
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# HIS DICK
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# MY DICK
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# His real name's Gareth.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Brake or death.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I'll have seven please, but make sure they're freshly changed.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# is it me
or is that bus as bent as the average member of cameron's cabinet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# pfft!
member
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# No, it's not a bendy bus.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Is it the graphics on the side or does the front look bigger?
Cute feeler too.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I think it's a secret
compartment where they hide their consciences and our disappointments.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I though their consciences were bred out of them
and if that didn't work then pubic school did the rest.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
#
Hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# But I ordered GTFO
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Well, you're having TITS now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# *Makes do*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# the 'arse' lorry
got stuck in traffic.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# ...Just imagine!....*droooooools*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# The ssssentence is death!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# maybe so
but the bird is the word
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Pff. Everybody's heard that.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# just checking
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ooh, nice work!
Jarjaz!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# sickly lookin' fella
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Nice Cap'n!
Shuriken! :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# nicely dun :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# \o/
top job! the details make it.


and STILL no trailer :/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# troop that colour your majesty. Troop it HARD
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Christ, take it easy yer Magde, he's just recovered from an infection down there.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# So THAT'S why she wears gloves.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# SUPER ABSORBANT
gloves
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Oh my D:
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# grandpa's nightime filth!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# What on earth have you typing into youtube, Foxworth?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# foxworth?
you've turned him into some kind of butler!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I am.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# excellent, bring me my port and my gasmask, if you would, foxworth.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Very good, sir.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Foxworth!
i've been away for 3 days and you leave some bounder's baggage in my room! fetch me my tea, my pipe, my bullwhip and your p45!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Terribly sorry, ma'am.
I had a mess to clean up in room 103. It was like AC/DC stayed there. TV smashed, dead bodies everywhere...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Foxworth! Me and my ladyfriend are both terribly smashed on opium and don't seem to be able to muster the effort to rut like rabbits.
Do be a good chap and strip us off, insert us into each other and move us around a tad.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Oh don't laugh at her Foxworth, it's a skin condition.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# racist
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# that's no excuse
fill my bath with frogspawn and fetch the electrodes and we'll call it quits
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You too?!
I just finished emptying the paddling pool from the bottom of the garden for Mr. Mu down the hall.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I'm rather afraid the voices in my head do insist on us being refered to as the Messrs Mu.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's all the rage nowadays
get with the times
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# See, it fits.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# oh my! it fits!
go in a bit further!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# L-lonely space vixens.
WHAT?!

I think someone obsessed with innuendo in cartoons posted it on Facebook ages ago. Then I unfriended them because they did my head in.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
without the pubic school references.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# To the wankmobile!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *dramatic music*
*leaps in*

*squelchuthpfp*

*turn on engine*

chchvhvhhfhfkhfhfhbbbbkbbrschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfBANG

*wankmobile effluvia leaks out*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# 'fails emissions test'
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# [sound of applause]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# That faraway look in his eyes...
He's so wishing it was someone else...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Queeny was a bit of a looker back in her day.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Rabbit in the headlights mode.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# keep your eyes open
and think of England.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# MORE GLOVES!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Ah, the olympic FUCKROWING championship?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Cockless pairs?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Olympic Opening Ceremony Sneak Peak
Seb Coe had said he'd do anything necessary for an improved GB performance !


(Probably Bindun. I've not been around recently....)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
deserves more replies!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha :D
sawing for teams!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# To me, to you :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Do you post on a site called e621.net or furaffinity.net by any chance?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Why do you want to know? o_O
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Something happened that made me google picture search a users name to see how many of there pictures showed up,
So I then googled my own to find nothing, and being bored started to google picture search other users names at random, when i searched your name it came back with a result on e621 surrposedly sourced from furaffinity, I wondered if it was yours?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I've put up a picture or two on FA, but it'd be stuff you guys have already seen.
I don't think I'll go back to FA, if I'm gonna be honest... it's... not my thing. xD
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ah right, I'd certainly not seen this one on b3ta :-)
The problem with my user name is all I get is loads of actual invisible man pictures....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# How can you see them?
*self-spang*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Pfft, I have a special ibalaty ;-)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hah hah hah :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# You're onto a winner with that invention...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR FUCK
GENTLY DOWN THE FUCK
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# This is syncing perfectly with Queen's "Another one bites the dust"
And I am laughing like a loon because of that
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# there's only one winner - FUCK
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# WOW
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# sweet stroking FUCK!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# feck I'm bored
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Nice.
We made a Floyd spoof this one time. You prolly seen it but as it's quiet...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Ha, that is wonderful
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# is Daft side of the moon available for download?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# We originally recored a few choons
for a spoof radio documentary which never happened as bad things happened and it all got deleted. I'm pretty sure this will take off and be brought out by Simon Cowell who will make us all millionaires and the box set may be out for Christmas ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Love it
wow
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# We're safe as long as they stay on the dark side!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# While it's still vaguely.. well..

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha!
i don't see any cat though
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# The cat was humanised.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?
"In-jokes are never frontpaged."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# if your ball gets caught in one of those rotors...
*ouch*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Bollocks they're not.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# mediocre: that's it! I'm leaving forever

no humanitarian aid for discomeats
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# no no! STICHTUNG DISCOMEATS needs all your donations
large or, well, heh, "small"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# please do not be unnecessary :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# MARIA: SOMETHING NOT LISTEN

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# MINE: I AM MALE!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# A MAN YOU SAY? A .. REAL MAN?


NO MAN IS MORE MAN, MAN, THAN MANMAN.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ALL MAN HAIL!! MANMAN, MAN
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# HE'S A MAN!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# this never gets old
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# if it does, I'll do another one
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Shopped only
etc etc
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# lol, innit
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# it's going to be quiet without Moggy around
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# heh, unless she just turns up at a bash
with an wepon.

edit: somehow I imagine elton john singing


Goodbye Sargent Mole
Though I never knew you at all
you had disgrace to hold your self
While those around driven up the wall
They fled from their good work
From the whispers in your brain

A zombie nun on a treadmill
Then you changed your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
like batshit in the wind

... and so on




(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Which is ironically a barreta with inserted inside a taxidermy rabbit dressed like a nun.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# NEXT THING: THE TRIP
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Fake
That's not Cirencester
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# So did she actually get banninated then?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# not banninated, the final flounce
maybe.
Something to do with cat helicopters. Check out Miss Muffets' Flounce Museum
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# she got banned for linking to someones facebook
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I have just awakened from my coma, and seen this.
Now suddenly I have the urge to put into my will that I be taxidermed into a human copter after I die.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# excellent plan
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Reality is stranger than fiction.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# no kidding, man
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# *polite applauses*
he is good at that!

and looking at things..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I'm surprised to see he's still looking at things

The internet gives you a certain amount of immortality
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# At least this William could spell his own name
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# braw jacket :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# The soul of this man is in his clothes.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# OMG, I'M NAKED!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# But could he though ?
really?

I must say though, those chairs don't half look cheap and uncomfortable
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I watched an episode of the voice
who was the guy with the quiff
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Never watched it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I mean this guy
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# i yam 9


[thanks all]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# ooh that's brill :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)
# happy incandescence!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# You can have three cakes. Three!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# braw
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Happy candle day Mr Proj
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# ta
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
#

(
)\
{_}
.-;-.
|'-=-'|
|HAPPY|
| b3ta|
| day |
|Projy|
'.___.'


(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# ooh ty :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Happy cakeday sixtynine!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Wooo, Have a Happy Candle Day ! : D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# ooooh....aaah :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# happy b3ta specific epoch day!
\o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Woo and yay!


Happy b3taday
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# hurrah bucky! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Happy Candles Smugfinder
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# HAHA! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
If you could imagine a green snake holding a red candle sideways, that's what I drew for you
(my phone seems to be having trouble uploading)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# it's the thought that counts... :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# whoa!! happy candles Mr P :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# whoa indeed!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# AND THEN THE NEXT THING HAPPENED!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Welcome to B3TA
You'll never leave





Or something
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Happy happy! Here's to 9 more
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# dont be mean :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Yay, have cake and candle
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# o_O ta!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# REPOSTING CANDLE!
Have a birthday hug
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# no fumbling!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# i yam 10
Happy Candle Day youngster. x
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Whoah
happy b3taday old bean flea
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# *smoooch*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Ahahaha, candle-blocked!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# *fondle*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# yay! happy b3taday :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# *rim*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday, fella! :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# ta!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Happy candleday, Prodge <3
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# ta much
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# happy candles! 9 in a row eh? :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# woo! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Happy b3taday Old B3an
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ty non jaded youngster
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Hippy Bird Day Prodigy!
You can have Cake & Coffee!!!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# bit late to this party,
but congrats, matey!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# The world celebrates!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hahaa :P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Happy b3day!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# A large portion of the red is unsolicited credit card offers
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Ell Oh Ell Ey
Thats Ola
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 2:30, archived)
# why 'em see ey?
young man
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Recline yourself, resign yourself.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Isn't the correct order "Wants" over "Gets?"
(no idea what is happening with the bridge in this version...)

Whatever Lola wants
Lola gets
And little man, little Lola wants you
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through
I always get what I aim for
And your heart'n soul is what I came for

Whatever Lola wants
Lola gets,
Take off your coat
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule,
I'm irresistible, you fool, give in!...Give in!...Give in!

Hello, Joe
It's me
He hits so far
-hold on-that's you
Aaah-haaaaaa
Poo poo pa doop
Peek-a-boo
Yoo-hoo

I always get what I aim for
And you heart'n soul is what I came for
...Lola wants
...Lola gets
...You'll never win
I'm irresistible, you fool,
Give in...Give in...Give in.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Nelsun's Column
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# his first edict:
kill all pigeons!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# "Re-educate", shurely?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 4:56, archived)
# but the educated will be 'relocated'
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 7:59, archived)
# ...a mouldy strawberry...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# If it has gone that far I fear the cream will have developed fangs by now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# quick, kill it before
it infects the others!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Hello bloke :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:35, archived)
# wotcha, matey!
hope you're chipper, and all that.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:38, archived)
# I am indeed :)
Are you well?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:43, archived)
# glad to hear it
all good here, except for missing cat (see below)
- keep hoping she'll appear at the wind-soaked window. Like Cathy in Wuthering Heights, except a cat.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# :D
I reckon it would still taste ok if I scraped off the mould.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:35, archived)
# is it playing air guitar?
or molesting a naked gooseberry?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# naked gooseberry
naked gooseberry naked gooseberry
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# thought so.
there's a definite nipple tweak going on there, with the possibility of fumble-age going on with the other hand.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# zombie fruit
an interesting concept
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Slow Motion Cat Fun
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# wheeee
the bedroom of infinite cats
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# HEY! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# just shown this to our cat.......she likes it and has clicked :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :)
I shall be doing more ear wobble experiments in future....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Oh yeah, haha - hadn't noticed the cat's silly ears...
More silly ears:
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I hadn't noticed the ears either
They're magnificent
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# see
If it had rotors, this wouldn't need to happen.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# That's unacceptable.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I never forgive
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Ooooooh
Hypnotising. Woo!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Maru?
Smooth work, as always.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# happy landings!
lovely stuff...

makes me a bit sad, though, cos our cat's been missing for the last few days :(
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# :(
have you checked the ceiling?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# *looks up*
no luck, alas.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Cried out for it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:42, archived)
# whoa, nice
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Whee!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# wheeeee :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# BETTER!
Ace work Sheep, but this is SUPERCAT
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# portal cat
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I tried to add Portal rings to this
th;db

too hard; didn't bother
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Ceiling Cat finally springs into action
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# *Weeeeeeee flump wobble wobble*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody fantastic!
I love the heavy 'ploof!' down into the bed and the corresponding ear sag on impact

clicked!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Yes!
This is all kinds of brilliant
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)

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