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RPS is great, keep it up!

I was lucky enough to get this pic of an adult swallow feeding its young

CFB

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)

This is why they are called swallows

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)

I see

*makes notes*

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)

Minimalist one-twig nest

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

fung shoey

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

Well if you insist

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)

Is this in cavern scooped out by that bagging machine you posted yesterday?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)

this is in a water tunnel

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)

Pay attention at the back, Muffet

Yesterday's bagger machine is used to remove material from the top down, in layers if you will. It will not produce caverns.

Right, as you were (glass of wine at 11am, is that bad?)

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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)

It might have produced a cavern if the DEPOSITER 167 had come along

and placed a roof over an area it had hollowed out

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)

The lighting is awesome...and puts me in mind of this for some reason

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)

please tell me I'm beautiful...

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:59, archived)

would

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:10, archived)

phwoaarrr!!

mmmm lippy

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:10, archived)

You are beautiful

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:55, archived)

thankyou

:,)

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:59, archived)

nice drawing

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:57, archived)

You're definitely a "six pinter"

but the I think the important thing here is that most of us still would....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 6:57, archived)

WAILAAPOYM

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 7:15, archived)

Nice use of your elbow as a letter

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:13, archived)

Usually he can't tell his 'R's from his elbow

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)

You're beautiful

Man this it turning out to be a strange Sunday morning already...

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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)

That's just beautiful.

Clicked.

I love the way this compo has drawn out many lurkers with actual talent.

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Shlvng, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)

Robo-me

(Blokeyman " Diane, are you hearing this?!? ", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)

yo, bro

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:54, archived)

FUCK

FUCK the public trust
FUCK the innocent
FUCK the law

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:22, archived)

We can refuck him, we have the technology

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 8:27, archived)

Mebase

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:18, archived)

Moonbase

Morning Taters!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)

i'll dump this one of me, looking smug, here

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:56, archived)

alright bill

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:15, archived)

bill?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:54, archived)

Well I thought it was William Hague.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)

ha! you reminded me :D

it's not that chair!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:22, archived)

i remind you of cher thatcher?

i feel hideous and disgusting now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:55, archived)

any relation?

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)

Dats me dat.

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)

There's a hole in your shoe and it's letting in water

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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)

^ Pfffttt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 7:16, archived)

anselmo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:57, archived)

DTP

& Wallet Chain!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 4:21, archived)

Hahaha, this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 8:27, archived)

I saw him do that in December in London.

I felt mildly silly. Awesome gig though.

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)

jack is rarely a dull boy

for Drunken Miss :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)

he's raving mad

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:20, archived)

get your chicken with it

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)

get da fuck on

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)

WE BE FUCKIN

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:32, archived)

fuck yeah :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:35, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:45, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:49, archived)

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:52, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:59, archived)

ahahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:51, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:12, archived)

Errrrrm

PS hahahaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:02, archived)

This is Bob

he is a bit mental

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:49, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:53, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:13, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:32, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:50, archived)

Can I join in

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:50, archived)

\o/

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:46, archived)

Yay

to leg warmers and this

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:58, archived)

yay! :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:06, archived)

Woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:51, archived)

btw, it was prodge who did the original johnny no axe pic

jussayin

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:49, archived)

aye!

i stole his sauce pic :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 1:59, archived)

soz, I thought you were thanking miss ho for it

never mind :P

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:04, archived)

haha easy mistake :P

no worries :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10804931#post10804984

edit: edited... arf!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:07, archived)

oh aye, duh :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:11, archived)

chortles :P

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:21, archived)

This is awesome

Also hai popular disco (won't post any of my dance gifs as it's not appropriate at this time of day).

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)

The truth they will never admit...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)

you forgot False flag operations

/tinfoilhat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

What about Hamburglarism?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

That's the terrorism.

The Hamburglar is a nefarious one. Or an extreme vegetarian...

Wait... Morrissey?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)

that's just the start of it.. :((

www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/no-frisbees-picnic-hampers-or-vuvuzelas-items-banned-from-the-london-2012-olympics-7936428.html

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

No vuvuzelas? Aww, they went over SO well at the World Cup :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)

they'll end up having people only be allowed into the stadium in their underwear.

then arrest them for public indecency

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)

Sounds like a good excuse to sell them official Olympics clothing

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)

So when is it all going to be over?

Does anyone know?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)

not for ages :((

www.visitlondon.com/events/detail/8823138-london-2012-olympics-closing-ceremony

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)

Blimey, it only lasts a fortnight

They've been running the torch up and down the country for months now. I thought the actual games would go on til September or something.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)

one giant spluff for humankind

getting their money's worth for the sponsors at any rate

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)

Probably too late to instigate my "Piss on the Olympics" campaign

which I thought of just now

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)

haha! i might 'chip' in for your future legal bills..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)

I'll donate a pint of my best

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)

Only...

Only £8 a second for us gullible taxpaying types

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)

Haha - the first thing on the list of "noisemakers" is "hunting horns"

Who comes up with this shit?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)

Nice spelling mistake in the Daily Mail

"There'll be no chance to make a racquet or cheer too loudly"

So that's my tennis-equipment enterprise scuppered.

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)

Thank fuck

ruined that world cup

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)

I had the unhappy experience of using London Bridge station today

tourists really do get in your way. Something we must get used to

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)

Or alternatively

go all Anders Breivik on them...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)

I was extremely tempted

as I always am with people who operate extremely slowly in life, especially when they are directly in front of me

But I was armed only with a cheese and ham croissant

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)

French weaponry is no use...

...hence their reliance over the years on white flags.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)

Napoleon temporarily reversed this trend

but squandered lots of lives in doing so celebrating his own magnificence, which is why history generally calls him a cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

and subsequent French leaders have only managed to emulate him in one way

...lack of height.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)

though he was slightly above average height

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)

he had a tiny cock though

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boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)

I like shouting "THIS AIN'T DISNEYLAND, PEOPLE!" at pedestrians who wander in the street.

From my vehicle of course.

Napa gets dense in the summer.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)

Grabbed myself one of these today

YES :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)

Looks expensive and posh!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)

For taking photos in the dark?

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)

another pic of your lens cap

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)

Canons are great

Just wish the lenses weren't so fucking expensive.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)

Looks like Jahled is still saving up for the lens!

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)

The Sigma route is an uncertain path

learn't that one quickly; as in it's a fucking lottery with third party brands, and what you are spending cash on. Not worth the risk in my book

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)

liquorice camera

yum

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)

How the fuck did you take that pic?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 5:58, archived)

Is this a trick question?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)

It's obvious that he used the Canon 1-D X to take the photograph

and then later Photoshopped it onto a table Durh!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)

Because only women fight with swords these days...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)

ha! we just get dense tourists

in their chelsea tractors

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)

Christ you poor sod

London Bridge is a shit hole with tourists or without.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

Hahaha, this is probably true

Okay U guise how do U make a funny comment on this website?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

After this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10805572#post10805585

I have little time for the Olympic Spirit.

I did look into it to see if there was a way around it and there wasn't apart from doing nawtyness and holding breath for the ramifications.

Sad times.

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)

I completely believe you

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)

Finally, a more accurate entry to the compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)

Needs more :D

Either that or PeeWee

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)

I like how the eyes seem to follow you around the room

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)

ha ha!

reminds of the Korean movie -- 'The Man from Nowhere'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)

*eyes grow legs*

*eyes follow me around the room*

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)

well isn't that special? :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)

What's your real name?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 2:03, archived)

I've been working in Germany for a bit and got to see the mighty BAGGER 288

Mr Stallion Explosion was very accurate with his song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)

Bagger me !

nice sqweel2 attachment

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)

i always wondered what a Kate Bush LP sounded like at 45RPM

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)

Is it Sunday already?

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)

Truly a horrific leviathan

of unimaginable power. Is that a baby one next to it?

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)

If it strays too far, it is set upon by jackals and hyenas.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)

poor little bagger... :(

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)

Complete bagger!

this means total rubbish in dutch, roffle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)

BIGGAR!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)

Personally I prefer the Bagger 293,

each to his own.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)

Needs more testicles

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)

Doesn't everything?

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)

But most things do, I grant you that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)

Mighty useful when you've got a lot of groceries

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)

or you need to dig out the weeds in your garden

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)

No, you want the DIGGER 419 for that

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)

see that's where I've been going wrong

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)

In that case I suggest the DISCERNER 337 to help you decide which device to use

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)

hahahah hilarious stuff

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)

Diggaz wit attitudes

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)

Mothertruckers betta recognize.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)

Bus Rhymes

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)

Keepin' it Wheel

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)

Auf Wiedersehen Pet :)

That's a big one

(herman:D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)

though, knowing germans, this actually could be

a model

germans!lol!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)

or Hardy Krüger in Flight of the Phoenix

"My mottels? Not real aeroplanes? Zey fly on exactly ze same principles!"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)

I don't remember seeing that

I don't remember anything

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)

Do you remember the bit where they crashland in the desert and build a new plane out of the wreckage of the old one?

It was in that bit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)

Come on, someone's got to put that rotating tongue type thing on the end of the machine

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)

"if it's a transformer, we're all fucked"

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

good old uncle grot

Click for bigger (78 kb)

(grotpig, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)

On behalf of the many b3tards who have looked at your image and grimaced :

www.youryoure.com/

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)

Your right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)

~~Your~~ Yaw

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)

I no.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)

Now their is a sight I approve off

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)

BEEEEF

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)

smugince

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

Smug til the end

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)

not even death can outsmug him

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

PIG

(herman:D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

My Avatar Being More Popular Than I

...as usual...

(SpiteClassic, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)

Maria Sharapova's little known other career

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)

Take me drunk, I'm home.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)

If you get too hot

you can always wind the window down... :)

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)

Arf! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)

I like the ears, nice touch.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)

Why was he handcuffed to a Polish sex toy delivery truck?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)

I was gonna make a joke about it being full of strippers

thus being full of 'Pole dancers'...

but I feared the punishment for such a terrible joke.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)

POLE DANCING IN A MOVING VEHICLE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)

Not... uhhh... that I'd know... >>;;

I suppose that's why the door flew off; a confused pole dancer slammed into it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)

Nice :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)

your name is conedoor?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)

aw, come on - "cone" you take a joke?

(stolen from Dave Clifton)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)

Doory me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)

you're

unhinged...

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)

Shut up!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

don't fly off the handle

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)

lock-key-n hell

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)

haha! i hope you get closure after that

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)

drunk skunk?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)

Pol's gonna be pissed you nicked her door.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)

Kebab tiem :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)

Oh great, now I'm hungry for a kebab! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)

Lesson 23: At the fish market

Apologies to Francophones everywhere...

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)

A storming effort!

Revolutionary in its execution

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)

I've just realised I missed an accent off "journée". I'm not sure if I'm pedantic enough to change it.
The French is probably woeful anyway..

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)

hahaha!

zut alors!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

'tis a fine game, too

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)

un aventure du texte!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:38, archived)

fucking game

if you forgot to put your clothes on at the wrong time it'd do an epic text of going on a long march then you get arrested for being naked.

edit: I mean

fuck gandalf

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)

Oui, Oui, Oui

tout les mondes spangez vous au jour-d'hui, n'est-ce pas?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)

tu parle à moi?

c'est vrai, c'est vrai...

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)

Ha ha ha! :D J'aime ce jeu de mots!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)

je vous en prie

mon ami... :)

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)

"I laughed my head off", Louis XVI

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An Egg ,D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)

he was always

corpsing... :)

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)

Always got a bit too a-head of himself.

He should go back to drama skull.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)

Nah,

just get some brandy down his neck.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)

Spangnificient

*le clique*

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)

c'est sympa!

ta very much.

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)

Spangnifique!

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)

c'est trés gentil à vous!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)

haha, your french is as bad as mine,

only recognisable to a brit educated to O-level satandard.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)

oof!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)

haha...

c'est le marsh du titch

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)

hahaha

j'aime ça

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:38, archived)

fromage-y, but woosome!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)

I am well aware of its awful-ness as a pun

but thought I'd share... :)

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)

well

it was ok for all in tents and porpoises;

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)

haha - christ...

beaten at my own game.

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)

Breathtaking punnery.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)

Tu es bonne.

C'est Woo de l'premier ordre

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)

Click for bigger (170 kb)

(Blokeyman " Diane, are you hearing this?!? ", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)

No, I dare say you can't.

What is this?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)

Well, it might be a trap

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)

I want that hat!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)

No, that's a telephone box.

Or 'urinal' if you're from Glasgow.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)

also, "smashybox"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)

I love your renegade approach to colouring in.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)

Using "The B3ta Airbrush" technique

1. Chew crayons
2. Spit crayons out

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/SantaCruz-CuevaManos-P2210651b.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)

80s problems

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)

Flares and white shoes.

Disaster was inevitable

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)

... in the 70s!

Actually how is this guy not better known

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)

haha, i can see the likeness

asset.soup.io/asset/0360/1614_a953.gif

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)

Oohhh

I know what that is, that's La Cabina.

Er... only it's not, is it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

You know I don't speak Spanish.

Edit: It's Anchorman

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

This is La Cabina. Well worth watching if you haven't seen it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)

Ooh, I saw this a few months ago when it was posted here by someone.

Might have been you, actually. XD

Surprisingly effective film, rather enjoyed it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)

Uncanny.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)

www.moviestore.com/library/photos/274/274960.jpg
This one needs more croissant

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)

He effortlessly oozes manliness, I reckon his balls naturally smell like Old Spice and Ford Cortinas.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)

He pisses Brut

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)

haha! I love this guy

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)

fuck me, Peter Wyngarde is still alive

there's a great impersonation of Jason King in The Comic Strips' Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)

A friend of mine has a Jason King mug.

True fact.

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)

Ned Flanders finally crackiddly cracks

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)

"Son-of-a-diddly..."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)

needs more Bill & Ted

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)

READ RON, READ!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)

Lovely style!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)

Jesse Owens was a pack-a-day cigarette smoker for 35 years

#13 in the 'an outline' series.

(4lfie, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)

Des'ree would prefer to eat toast than see this

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)

WORST LYRICS EVA

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)

Big fella, wasn't he?

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)

And he only had one arm

and one shoe

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)

Well, at least it's historically accurate then.

www.henryrobertburke.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesseowensshoe.jpg

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)

They used that to find him, like Cinderella

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)

and he used to drink pints while he was running

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)

Guinness would work so well there

But I'm reading this on my phone (and I can't draw).

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)

Yeah I wanted to do a version of the original like that

wih the "Guinness is good for you" slogan, but I'm away from photoshop at the mo.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)

There's hope for all of us then.

Once again, sterling (red, packet of ten) stuff.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)

That's right, history...

...Fuck. You.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)

Oh, so now you're trying to erase black athletes from history?

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4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)

No. He's left a trace.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)

More history

cloned out of existence!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)

The hot new holiday destination for late-90s gamers...

(A Nonny Mouse, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)

Skeggy has more mutants

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)

~~bracing~~ disappointing.

Edit: not meant as a criticism of your spiffing image, but rather of the anti-climax Xen presented.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)

</i>

*bah* ninj!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)

I thought the "Interloper" section was really good the second time

I was younger when I played it first and just shot everything, but the second time I played it I didn't shoot at the slaves at first, and when I realised they weren't interested in attacking me it gave me a whole new perspective on them.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)

Crabulon

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)

Fly there today, with Gonarch Airways!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)

that's a bit

xenophobic!

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)

Yey

This is great, specially as some bloke who looks like Gordon Freeman is being transferred to our team in work on Monday (readies crowbar)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)

Jezza Kyle, next stop...

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)

Serves 'em right, the little pair of shits.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

"Them were the days. When I used to try and do a Rubik's cube before Clint finished shitting. I beat him once. He bought me a pint."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)

Quality

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)

This one time, I remember he was straining and straining

Then finally it was all over, and he turned to me and described what his ring felt like as he was trying pass his stubborn stool

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)

From that day, I abandoned the Rubik's cube, racing him instead with a coin-flip.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)

~~coin flip~~

game of soggy biscuit

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)

ha ha!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)

Clint Eastwood's misguided attempt to hide behind an invisible football

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)

have a shit! :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)

Clint's taken one of the edge pieces out and put it back the wrong way round

SO IT CAN NEVER BE COMPLETED !!!
mwaaahahahahaaa!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

fishing in a pool of his own piss

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

Did he introduce fish to the weepool himself

or did they just migrate/evolve there?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)

its 9:16 am 28 celsius here today, sun wall to wall, I must be out see ya all later, have fun

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)

haha! I'm gonna do a clint

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)

haha - there was a lot of hanging around not doing much

in the Old West - this is what people forget.

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)

Greasy little buggers...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)

It is in quite a dramatic pose...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)

Can someone with animation skills re-do this so it slides the other way?

YOUR CONTRIBUTION CAN SAVE THE LEMUR TODAY!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)

poor little

thing's really hit the skids...

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)

eeek :((

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

Sometimes I scare myself

Click for bigger (188 kb)

I did this garbage quite a few years ago...

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)

Scare yourself?

Christ! You could frighten a police horse.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)

That's rather good!

Photoshop, or a long exposure?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)

Photoshop

for shame...

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)

Which one is the real you?

here's one I did of me a few years ago:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)

spookily close to reality

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)

David Tennant in da house!

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Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

and his shady nemesis

David Squatter

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

did the ghost just finish sucking your cock?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

LEAVE PATRICK SWAYZE ALONE!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)

WAITER! There are lions on my knives!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)

So THAT'S why Oliver Reed got banned from London Zoo?

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4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)

No no, this is what he did *after* he got banned

He actually got banned for flashing his knob at penguins.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

How does the lion on the left of the image smell?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

It will only be able to smell the sheer testosterone of that man before death takes it.

I mean, what good are two lions against balls THAT big?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

macho fuck

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)

You shouldn't creep up

on yourself like that...

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enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)

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