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#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:13, archived)
# let's hope mofaha isn't underwater
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Did he fix the leak on his submarine?
shit, you should maybe drive cross country in your monster truck to see if he's ok. Just remember the to attach the paddles instead of the wheels
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Is it going to get you, pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:18, archived)
# no, I am in the eastern edge of Missouri, in Saint Louis. That's about 1000mi west of New Joisey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:23, archived)
# That's lucky.
Otherwise you'd have to work out what the hell Bloomberg meant by this:
"I don't want anybody to go to bed tonight thinking that they can spend the day worrying about the night after,"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:26, archived)
# ???!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:29, archived)
# this is all a government conspiracy.
they had the military create this storm because of the high percentage of democratic party voters in the northeast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I did wonder about this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:33, archived)
# At least the authorities are giving lots of sensible advice.
New Joisey governor:
"...you're gonna wish you weren't as cynical as you might otherwise have been."
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I guess these guys have David Letterman's comedy writers on staff?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:41, archived)
# also:
PedroHin:
'this is not going to be a fucking daisy farm.'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:44, archived)
# let's hope mofaha isn't underwater
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:42, archived)
# help I'm underwater
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:57, archived)
# People were hoping you wouldn't be.
You've let everyone down.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
down drown
Glug
Glug
Glug
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:07, archived)
# This is the one thing we didn't want to happen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:35, archived)
# If Levi Rootes made Christmas eggnog drinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:13, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:17, archived)
# culturalist.
I bow down to Mr Rootes, if he only got 1% from the Dragons' deal then he's sure to be comfortably off...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:24, archived)
# This javascript array I found on the reggae reggae sauce website seems
a bit cliched:

var phraseArray=["One Love!","Fabulocious!","Lordamercy!","Respect!","Big up!","Proper tings!"]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:34, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:12, archived)
# or
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I can fap to this.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# She ain't no lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:23, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Dog flavoured meatballs
Nice =]


Lady and Lady... that's more like it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:10, archived)
# this works for me
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# and me :D
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Awwwww yeahhhhhh!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)
# I need to wank to this
But the wife is nearly awake and the dog is on my legs. :o
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:38, archived)
# hahaha muncher
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:17, archived)
# haha!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)
# you dog, you!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# You people disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:01, archived)
# *chuckles at post*
*completely loses it over user name*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 2:12, archived)
# That's the way-
uh-hu, uh-hu . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 2:09, archived)
# haha, which one's the tramp again?



(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# awsom shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# As topical as bumsex with a pinapple
it had to be done.


Click for bigger (46 kb)i didn't choose CFB but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# jimmy savile fucked dead bodies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
# He's a necropaediac
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:16, archived)
# People who massage the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# And the girl next door
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
# whitney houston used a dead dog to frig her snooch


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:30, archived)
# she's not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Logan Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:11, archived)
# It's not right.
But it's ok.
(UTB, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:09, archived)
# imma frig ma snooch mit a dead dog to-day
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
Show me on the pet where Jimmy touched you...

TJ
Can anyone tell me the font used on the JIM FIXED IT FOR ME medals please?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# everywhere
Sadly i don't know the font.

ahh i see it's fixed
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Cockweasle fixed it for me
And didn't touch me either. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:55, archived)
# well for now
he'll be waiting for you in the fisting suite.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Have the t shirt:)

(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# and you loved the back door access all night.
as did his mate gadd
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:45, archived)
# As recommended by Lord Boothby, Ted Heath, Benjamin Britten, Cliff Richard, Joe Meek and Brian Epstein.
The Krays only used death threats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Cliff
I thought he only enjoyed the company of 11 year old boys.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Same as all the others in the list
except Britten, he had this strange "thing" for 13 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Old news I know but Pistorius had a point....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Is Pistorius that alcoholic Roman....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:25, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# John Wayne is Big Leggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)
# blimey, most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# =]
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Technically ace
Here, have my 1000th *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Oh fuck flaps
I wanted that!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# You can have the 2000th, defo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# yeah !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
# That one nearest to us
isn't it Prince, previously known as Prince?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# very slick
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Nicely Woo :)
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# impawsible
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# late pea in the gym
(patella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:16, archived)
# cheater!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Another one of these.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Hulk love acid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:39, archived)
# gets spidies senses tingling....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ow
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# We call it acieed :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdiOBz4zeM
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Humanoid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK2U5ziV_Z8&NR=1&feature=endscreen
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] This one is a real challenge, or easy. I cant work it out...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I had a cheep version of jenga called topple blocks, the bricks smelt like shit.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:26, archived)
# 2 x 4 studs?
I think that should be 2 x 6 for this to work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Shush you.....
I would've got away it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Ooo there's a Savile photoshop I might knock up in the morning...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Something involving the recent arrest of Mr Paul Gadd
seems apt, perhaps.
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# This is more
clever than it may seem.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:13, archived)
# FTW
defo
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Geeeeeeeee
nius
(robbersdog, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10872907
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:48, archived)
# cunthulu
;_/
(acidgiant, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:17, archived)
# romantic facehugger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Someone, somewhere, has just seen this and is already preparing the silicone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I just watched prometheus, that's the nonsense at the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:16, archived)
# ...can't decide which one I 'would'


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Haha, don't lie, you already have with both of them....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Which image you would...
or which orifice??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# meh...
a hole's a hole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# The second one is cuter
And she can teabag me while I attempt to fuck her nostril
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I was thinking she could stick her nose up my arse during 69
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:29, archived)
# yeah, but, the first one can rid my house of those pesky ants and termites
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
# If she's a exterminator
She'll want your boots and motorcycle...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:36, archived)
# what she said^
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:44, archived)
# OH YES.. YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Cocain and coffee panda has had too much...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# OH YES... YES YES
two pots already today ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I hope you meant raisins and not cocain there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:46, archived)
# PANDA PANDA PANDA (china)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she has grounds to sue for malpractice.
And by "she" I mean Barbra Streisand
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:37, archived)
# fuck-nostril
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Double would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Nicely :)
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
img8.imageshack.us/img8/2514/katyperryx.gif
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Ridiculously Wonderful!
(SpiteClassic, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A-Z cleanliness
(b3tman doctor, my brain hurts!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:52, archived)
# you won't be wanting
a return ticket from Hull, then
(rogerzilla, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Ooooooof
*washes mind*

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Heh
That's brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)
# hah! old spice?
reminded me of subhumans (who seem to be playing near me soon). youtube link:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4JmGkyaR9c
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Quiet today. Have my Hallowe'en pic
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# nice scarf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# It was in a sale
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Horror on the Thunderbirds set as lady Penelope attacked by jam rolypoly :-)
Nicely BTW :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# TY kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Are your eyes that actual smokey grey
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Bloodshot, usually
Actually they change colour from blue to grey, which is a little odd.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# And when you reach bingo age
Your hair will turn from grey to blue
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I already
dye my roots grey. Just for effect, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Nice trick, traffic light eyes!
Mine are mixed up mess of light and dark green with swirls of blue and dark brown spots!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I don't know that it is even medically
possible, but it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
I shall call you Lucy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Well gimme diamonds then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:11, archived)
# you can have some coal.
And patience.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Story of my life, that...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Really shitty picture that almost proves it :-)
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/eyes.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Don't do drugs, kids
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Still a give away after all these years...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# If you zoom out it reveals father Jack!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:47, archived)
# eye eye
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Like a big pizza pie, that's a more eye....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Mine change from brown to green
I think it is because they are a bit of both and reflect what I'm wearing or my surroundings.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:05, archived)
# She's been peeled
Like a grape. Mmm, grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Mmmmm meat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Sexeh kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Back to Oblivion you foul beast!
*brandishes Umbra*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Darn.
*wanders back to Oblivion. AGAIN*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Nicely :)
Would
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah?
Animate that Herman, if that IS your real name!

Hello BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# real name ? its my middle name
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Needle in needle out......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Dammit.
You did. *Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 19:08, archived)
# You doubted he would?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Never lets me down :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)
# i wish my ladyfriend was made entirely of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Denial
lady boy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yeep!
*tweezes out stray hair to satisfy OCD*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Very well spotted
Capt!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Aladdin Sane?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Oh god, not another one! When will this madness end? =[
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# it's clear what we have to do
issue beards to all children. this will make them look like adults and put the nonces right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Someone would start selling paedo shaving kits on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# i am taking this opportunity to slide my pea quietly into your thread
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
# pearoast time
I always said there was something fishy about him

(wankdog, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ah, so whooping cough isn't the only old thing that f***s kids, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# caviar is fucking rancid
evil fishy stink bombs that pop on the roof of your mouth >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# ^this, but with more swearing
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahah!
*clickety, even if it is a fishy pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# What with? His little train cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# No, he is running over baby goats...
...oh look forget it!! pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I heard it was Ringo the nonce Starr what did it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I don't like black leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# reporting this to the stupid fucking kid fingering mods
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# They've all got you on ignore 3.1
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# the only reason they are killing b3ta off is so they can just use the forum to exchange pictures of themselves fingering kids, and manolith touching dogs bumholes
it disgusts me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)
# How about brown leather, you
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# i can see that chair's feet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# they've all done a runner, micto
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# *bums Embassy*
this. is. AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 23:07, archived)
# officelol
I rather enjoyed that. You may have a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Jokes about rail delays.

I might as well be making fun of airline food.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# quiet, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# shhhhsss the mods will hear you, this is a no fun zone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# 0_0
but i brought my space hopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# ssssh!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# *boings*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Now you've done it!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# GoKat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# as it's dead in here, have a sausage with curiously fucked-up features, being viciously stabbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# this made me giggle like candace flynn
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# ´They look good enough to eat
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Play with your food
(thanatos, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
# morning all, Glitter's been arrested again, cue the reposts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:44, archived)
# it was only a matter of time really
i wonder who's going to be next.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Possibly, but not as part of this investigation
He may be a lot of things, but he's not a kiddyfiddler. Better not be, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:59, archived)
# How far behind the times are you?
EVERYONE these days knows that Rob fingers kids.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:01, archived)
# I thought it was "Rob has kids' fingers"
In a plastic box, in the fridge. Om nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Might be, I dunno.
But seeing as how we know he's a Ginge and is therefore already guilty of poisoning wells and killing Little Baby Jesus, I think we can safely assume the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# oi
that's enough of that. *callsgingerhitsquad*
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# if I was a betting man
I'd say Jonathan King is ready to be wheeled out again...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:56, archived)
# My list so far
Is King, obviously. Edmonds, fluff freeman, tony blackburn. That Max Clifford says he has 16 'stars' living across the pond that have contacted him, worried about these allegations. So... who of that generation lives over there?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# poor pudsey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# possibly not a nonce, but look at him, the fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
# wHAT A FUCKING NONCE

soz capslock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:42, archived)
# i'm sure i read somewhere that simon bates is a fucking nonce, off to wiki i go
www.b3ta.com/talk/7586928
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# terrible suppresion of the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# it's like wikipeado support the fingering of kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:04, archived)
# ok which one of you pricks altered the b3tans bit, my money is on happytwat being his usual kiss arse self
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A finger in Puds is just enough to give your Gadds a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# children in need, indeed, hiding in plain sight
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I might tell Paul Gambacinni
that I heard a rumour about Paul Gambacinni to see if he hands himself in based on nothing but rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# you seem to have the inside knowledge on the fact that paul gambacinni is a nonce, did he finger you monkeon?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Paul didn't, but
I do know that Norman Collier came to my primary school, and yet I can't actually remember anything about it.

Either Norman Collier's act is unremarkable to a 5 year old or I've suppressed a memory there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:05, archived)
# just how deep does this sickness go, Norman Collier fingers kids, some as young as 5
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:33, archived)
# the idiocy of this cunt never ceases to amaze me
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stop-the-witch-hunt-for-jimmy-saviles-1403707
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# SOMETHING TO HIDE?
note this was a question, not a statement, not a statement of "you want to protect nonces, do you", the following would be a statement to that effect.

So, Jim Davidson, you want to protect nonces do you?


What a fucking crazy world, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Colleen Nolan.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Nelson Mandela.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Bob Geldof.
Him and Bono only went to Africa because they liked their kids skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Mary Whitehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Noel Edmonds.
Obviously.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Poor Blobby.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Nonced up by a beard.:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Richard Littlejohn.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# I've just noticed the Daily Mail site
appear to have a video of Jimmy Savile touching up a girl on Top of the Pops.
I'm very confused, are the Daily Mail saying Jimmy Savile is a monster or Dear readers, we know you're all nonces too, watch this!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Why else would they have articles entitled: "All grown up now"?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Kelvin MacKenzie to get arrested for the Charlotte Church Countdown To Legality.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I read that the countdown clock never actually happened, though I suppose we'll never know for sure
Tabloids certainly published some stuff over the years that wasn't far-removed though
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Not as such no, but they DID print a large number of photos with captions remarking on her "curves" and " how she was filling out" in the run up to her 16th birthday.
Some of which were opposite "STONE PAEDO SCUM'S HOUSES!" articles.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# looks like it's more like "Top of the Nonces!"
HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Freddie Starr
Will be wishing he never ate that hamster...
(EricTViking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hairballs? Indigestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Dennis The Menace.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Bod.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Mr Benn.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Bill oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:09, archived)
# tony hart used to get kids to send in pictures every week, that aint right, fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# brain cant!!! more like brian nonce cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:13, archived)
# john peels really liked teenage kicks, the fucking peado
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ronnie barkers son just got done for being a nonce, now i'm not saying ronnie was a child sex abuser, but, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Please
let it be Bruce Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Nonce to see you, to see you....
NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Gadd game, Gadd game
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# george alagiah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Ed "Stewpot" Stewart's Junior Choice sounds a bit suspect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:51, archived)
# what a pair of fucking nonces
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:53, archived)
# poor Arnold was only a pup
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:03, archived)
# The complete list of b3ta members
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Oh, I can start to fill this in now. It's like an advent calendar, but with paedos.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Is the present in each window going to be a Werther's?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Mama!

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:49, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:55, archived)
# can't remember how I found this source pic
www.marthastewart.com/355505/crunchy-critters
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Potato mashing machine!!
SEEMS GOOD TO ME!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Over 8 hours since the last post?
That is piss poor even for a sunday

R.I.P b3ta, it was nice knowing ye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Not that unusual lately.
www.b3ta.com/board/10872668

If I could be arsed, I'd look up the last year's worth of posts/day, but it took long enough doing the last fortnight.
For a more long-term look at how it's got quieter, try this:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsMCm-oey8eDdGRrR190amI4NFFGZk9mNV9ZY250SFE&authkey=CPK1zo0C
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# The only thing I understand there is
Wobbly Bloke: "Would"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Good point.
I've added column headings. Basically, it's the date that major post milestones have been reached and the rate at which people are posting between them (so at the moment, it's roughly 600 posts per day, compared to a whopping 6300 back in September 2003). The last few aren't really milestones, but I've just assed the numbers in when I've remembered the chart exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Science!
I'm surprised there hasn't been a spike in the past year, what with Moggy and all the flounces. I think people are just busier with Facebook and Twitter and real life and whatever else and don't spend as much time here.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Aye, someone on here said about Twitter stealing all the chatty types.
#lol #b3tadying #annoyingfuckinghashtagseverywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Ha
#QueryFailed
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# it's due to the new mods being complete pricks, no fun allowed on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 3:27, archived)
# who the hell does she think she is?
does she think she's better then a man, i think she should get off the campaign trail and back in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:02, archived)
# That makes her look
like the mother in the "I'm going to do a poo at Paul's" remix video.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Bet she plays a mean banjo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha, maybe
I love it when people get all uppity about the use of 'gate' at the end of a new scandal.
'wah wah, watergate wasn't about water - people are using language all wrong'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Yes, more of this sort of thing!
I very much enjoyed the Andrew Mitchell/policeman affair being dubbed "Gategate"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Ah, I missed that.
I suppose people getting themselves in a tizz about that could be called gategategate.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:12, archived)
# the gruaniad had "unishambles" as a headline recently which was a nice play on
omnishambles eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# what about Margate
the mother of all conspiracies.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:22, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:23, archived)
# It's more because it's lazy.
I just think that if you're paid to write for a living, then try and avoid the worst of the cliches.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 1:36, archived)
# or else it would be clichegate
and then where would you be, eh? at the gate, that's where, being shown the way out!

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 1:51, archived)
# It's just shorthand.
Instead of 'the jimmy savile record-breaking amounts of child abuse scandal' it's easier to say 'jimgate'. Not that anyone does yet.
More importantly, it annoys other people who have nothing better to do with their time than point out that the watergate scandal was in no way related to water. Just in case I didn't already know.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 3:18, archived)
# But what would they call it if there was to occur a scandal related to water?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:49, archived)
# ARF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Lazy bloody journalists...
I've been playing with the idea of looking at post numbers and it looks like on /board, Tursday is by far the most active with Sunday often having less than half of Thursday's posts.
I very much suspect no-one else cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 1:24, archived)
# 99 Problems

And a flake is one.
(TheCastrator, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)
# what a waste of a 99...
but life's not so bad when you're banging Beyonce
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:37, archived)
# On a completely unrelated note... wtf is up with this guy's trousers?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:44, archived)
# they have a cunt in them
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:50, archived)
# /rimshot
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:54, archived)
# mmm salty
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 1:45, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Dunno
But hopefully Alex Zane will die soon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Whoa.
b3ta.com/board/10858850
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Looks like seam in groin split
...there's got to be a bad pun in there
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 7:38, archived)
# he's airing his mangina
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
# forget about the suit,
what about the big cock just next to his right hand? Veins and everything!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] just because


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:27, archived)
# what's that black splodge in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# me
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)

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