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[challenge entry] Actual card I did this year
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Get the kids gambling young
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:45, archived)
# blessed be the Beatie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# hahaaha
(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I hope Beatie is still doing well
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
Photobucket
(EddieRobbo, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# I can't be arsed to tell you why this is incorrect.
Sit and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
what's an apostrophe between friends ?
(EddieRobbo, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# It was more the fact that Fanny Cradock would be unlikely to refer to herself like that.
It would have been more accurate if you'd used a picture of her husband Johnny who actually did the joke back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I think referring to herself in the 3rd person
does give it an extra bit of "creepy".
Edit: It's the apostrophe breaking the joke that bugs me.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
that's why I left it out
(EddieRobbo, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I'm just confusing the issue now
I should've said the general spelling / grammar - sorry for being a grammar nazi :(
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
Well in future I'll make sure I do my research fully
(EddieRobbo, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Direct gaze is penetrating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Mwah
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely... snogs!
Mind if I plonk this pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I hope he uses that wood
for a cosy Christmas fire.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# blimey, that looks like a lot of effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I dunno, seems like a decent axe, better than most of mine anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This was the pic on the card i sent out last year.

My own personal dog as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Why am I....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Right
Who wants brandy butter !

Who wants custard !
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Custard please =D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:18, archived)
# That fading scream you heard
was my childhood dying.

Again :)
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
daddle eer dum
daddle eer dum
daddle eerr di de derrrr

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:10, archived)
# you dress your dog up?
are you japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Yes
But only to humiliate him and remind who is the master.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I would also like to be Japanese in order to humiliate my 'animal companion'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Now then (x2)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I went out with a mongol sister's lesbian friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Haha :D
clickies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry]


linky for big and printable card :-) www.thetwistedomentum.com/files/free_cards.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# spock doesn't look happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# haha that would be illogical
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:09, archived)
# spock cannot hear you, his prosthetic ear surgery went horribly wrong

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Old pea
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Haha brilliant!
Mad Men missed a trick there...
(Note: that balloon configuration top-left... intentional, or is it just me..?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
what do you think....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# To admit what I thought
would be putting my head into a noose...
so I'll just quietly slip away and have a few canapes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:29, archived)
# have two round ones and a long one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# it turned out both myself and Captain Howdy worked at Rank Xerox HQ
anyone else by some weird chance?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
I did research thhe copier image
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# As opposed to the Fresh Xerox HQ.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
Uxbridge? I used to work for Bridge Direct.. does that count?
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Yep - but not at HQ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# haha fab!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:16, archived)
# 'shaken, not pinched'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# "its"
sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:21, archived)
# shit well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:29, archived)
# A quick dab with the clone brush, no-one will ever know
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:07, archived)
# bare photocopies of a bear's bare behind innit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Tomorrow I am actually going to the Xerox office party
where I will be DJing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I do like your drawing style.
Always makes me think of Oliver Postgate.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
come back summer, winter's an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# there will be now
*punches*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK off!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# oh ferfucksake
have a click :-)

edit and insta FP - well dundid sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Ooof
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
# oh god......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# FFS...
FP already but still gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:49, archived)
# haha jeez! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
This might be my favourite spang of 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# fuckin'ell
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)
# genius
well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# oh GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Oh my God!!!!! I fell for that big time! Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:00, archived)
# haw haw
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Oh dear
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# And there I was expecting fisticuffs. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Christ.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Was expecting a Richard Madeley gag
But this was better - though not better than gagging Richard Madeley.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Genius!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# It's all in the...
.
.
...timing. [click]
(minimalist ..., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Gee
nious
(darkMishkin, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Best thing on b3ta for ages
Woo, Yay and indeed Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# This was worth
breaking the rules of my restraining order for !


Woooo and indeed Yayyy

*sprinkles some hoopla*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# aargh!
you git!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# haha...a great pun
and a paradox to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Absolutely awful
but I laughed, so have a click.
(TheMessiah will come again..., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# oh no you didn't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha Brilliant
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You excitedly throw back the curtains on Christmas morn, and -
oh.

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# needs more inflatable garden decorations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# And flashing "SANTA STOP HERE" signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Those signs bug me
the only way Santa could read them is by stopping anyway!
Plus, he's busy getting down the chimney, he's not gonna tit about on someone's doorstep.
Plus, he's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Plus he's sort of obligated to stop at EVERY relevant house, regardless of a sign or not.
If he existed, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Exactly
and I thought councils were cutting down on unnecessary signage! Tsk. *writes to The Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# aye :)
I should have added some no-longer-required electrical equipment optimistically sticking out of a wheelie bin...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:49, archived)
# .. being stolen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# To true
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# And now time for the theme tune to play on a constant loop in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# On the right,
is that the Lamb of Bod?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Ha
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/children_of_bod.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] saves time and money
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hehe
Every time Christmas comes around I do tend to think
"Hang on, didn't we do all this *last* year?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
What is Christmas, Alex?

I'll take Holidays for $2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Must've bindun thousands of times...
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Looks like Santa spotted you taking the picture.
Run, before he shanks you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# oh dear
no pressiesprossies for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I toned this down so as not to cause offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hehe
I would be very tempted to send her that.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# do you know CHB's ex wife then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I meant mine
but you never know, it's a small world.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# the only time I have ever seen my ex wife
was in the doctor's waiting room. She was there, freshly pregnant, accompanied by her new husband.


Awkward!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Gestating her new husband?
Looks like you had a lucky escape.
Edit: Well don't I look silly now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *ninja'd*
edit: yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The last time I saw mine
was when she was getting sectioned at my daughter's house. Men came but no white coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry to hear it captn
Mine hasn't been sectioned as far as I know, but I reckon she could do with the help.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Don't be sorry.
I think it's fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# No yellow van?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# did he know it was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# in retrospect, I shouldn't have grabbed my crotch and thrust it at him there and then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# It's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Aaaahhhh...
HhahaaahAHHHAahaahahaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ^this
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:16, archived)
# arf!
oooo, hometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Phwoar, the thighs on her and her and her :)
Just noticed the sign top right... ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# he he
I'll admit the sign was already on the sauce pic. Very convenient!
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# My corsa had a boot and 5 doors
so that is certainly not me
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I think
the car behind me was a 5-door...
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] this is cool, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# What's this got to do with Christmas?
Needs more Santa, presents, trees, robins, snow etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:15, archived)
# our local garden centre has a nativity scene
with cows, sheep, a donkey, reindeer, penguins, a polar bear, a dragon and some shreks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# PENGUINS!! ARE THEY MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# with the polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# penguins? in a manger? do fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# My sentimonies exactly.
*fucks off
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# now fuck back on again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# He never said the penguins were IN the manger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# oh no, they were nearby
with Santa on a zipline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# well, they wouldn't stay outside, would they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# The manger's tiny, you'd just about fit the babby christ in there, never mind some penguins.
I have no issue with the penguins being in the stable though. They'd keep the polar bear's attention away from Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# the polar bear would be all "so THAT'S what they look like!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# "Fucking dick penguins, no one told me this was a black tie do."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# penguins: pranksters of the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant
Nothing says Christmas more than a dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# it breathes smoke too
I took a pic of the shreks. I was too traumatised to take any more...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahaha. Genius. I don't know what's making me laugh more
"Fiona", the disco ball, the squirrel or Shrek's inability to close his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# oh yeh, I forgot about the squirrel
these are full size too, pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Not like I was planning on sleeping any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
imgur.com/2jceJ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Holy shit. That exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Fucking hell that's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:00, archived)
# This is fantastic
You need to take more pictures
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I need photorial evidence of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I might be there on Saturday
if so, I will take some more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Are muslims allowed to make pictures of prophets other than Mohammed?
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I'll find out soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# they're not allowed to make pictures of *anything*
which is why they developed such awesome geometric art, as well as patterns based on extremely elaborate caligraphy.

They almost invented an aperiodic tiling of the plane, look up Girih tiles and cf. Penrose tiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# They're allowed to make pictures of whatever.
They're just not allowed to worship them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# most modern muslims might be a bit more lenient,
but I believe they're technically not even allowed to make them, you know, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
www.correctislamicfaith.com/picturesinislam.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I'd like to point out
that I just used that picture, which is widely available, and added some text to it.

*peeks through curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# modern muslim makes excuses for common modern practice,
no surprises there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aniconism_in_Islam
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Pretty much everything in that article after this sentence is redundant:
The Qur'an, the Islamic holy book, does not explicitly prohibit the depiction of human figures; it merely condemns idolatry (5:87–92, 21:51–52).

Everything else is down to interpretation. Modern interpretation is no less valid than ancient interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Wait a minute, I don't actually care.
It's all nonsense anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Depends what the original text actually translates as
for whether it's down to interpretation or not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That's the thing with the Qur'an, it IS the original text.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# there is some doubt about that,
although I wouldn't want to publicly doubt it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# haha
i agree with you absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# There are a lot of Hadith lower down,
which the Sunnis take quite seriously. Representative art has been prohibited by some of the stricter sects, and still is.

Modern interpretation isn't necessarily any more valid than ancient interpretation, either. Well I'm no Muslim scholar so I can't comment on the validity of either.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Hell, if you go for the common translations of Exodus 20:4
then Christians and Jews aren't allowed to draw pictures either.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:"

I've no idea what the original Hebrew says and modern Bibles tend to ditch the "or any likeness part", but whether that means that this simply bans the production of graven images, or whether that's a modern Christian making excuses for common modern practice (as in the habit of wearing polycotton, for instance, or all those times you cook kid in its mothers' milk - I do that *all* the time) I genuinely have no idea. I actually suspect the former, but I like to think the latter so I can irritate Christians who mock the Muslims for not drawing pictures. I'm a very irritating kind of person.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Christians typically use the supercessionism excuse
to get out of anything the Old Testament says, but the argument about the gold cherubim in the Temple in Jerusalem is an interesting one. Apparently they don't count, because they're only gold plated and not solid gold. Thus sayeth the rabbis.

I don't know but I always found statues just a little bit creepy anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
creepy sexy

christians duck out of everything they don't like. it's a happy way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Thanks for all the answers. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Why are you posting pictures of Happytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha!
The Prophet Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# as it's my thread, I'm reposting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ooof!
Consider yourself Hull-bound, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Apparently Stuart Hall was arrested this morning as part of the same investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# he was arrested yesterday wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Was he?
I only saw the news this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# you should have checked b3ta yesterday afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha, the best way to get your news is on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Prison is too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# flan knows what's coming
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# \m/0\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I saw Mummy kissing Santa's Love Gun
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I had the scale of the tree wrong in my head
so couldn't work out what was hanging from it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mass-produced crap!

(Rolling out this one from last year! :D )
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# the christmas centipooed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I named this The Human Santapede
thinking I was being terribly clever. But, as with most things, it had bindun many times already
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# A Rudolph-berg machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# oooo, good one
reminds me, must get more chocolate baubles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Unbelievably fucking good :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaaa!
Does the chocolate come with an elf warning?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# oh god, I remember this!
reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# that's not fair
I've only had these pants on for about 6 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I'll draw something new this week to make up for it.
How does Festive Wogan sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# probably a bit like this...
*clears throat*
...welll... it's that time of year again... when we must hang up... our stockings... and stuff the old bird.... but before that.... lets have a bit of Crowded House..
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes!

Not sure how I'm going to print this one out yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Animated cards are the future man, THE FUTURE!
this is why Clinton's went bust. They were just too fucking scared of the 21st century
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# You could use
lenticular printing.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Stunning........ as usual
I is clicking like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# haha
You are a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# oh this fucking wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Haha!
That's a bit, erm, special.


*prints
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Horrible erotic
*clickfaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell what's wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Making some fake adverts for a website based around the End of the World
What do you think?



More ideas very welcome..
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# There's more...

and that's it for now cos i know you don't like tonnes of images at once...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# much prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
Haha, that's why I posted the second, because the first works mostly as a cheap laugh. Cheers.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Haha
cue: brideshead revisited

(please)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Doe!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# change the wife part
and i could send that to so many people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Your wish is my command......
...seeing as it's christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# \o/
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# There are conditions
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:23, archived)
# >.<
ok, just not tongues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, go on...
..I'll wipe it first.
*pulls out crusty snot-rag*
*wipes*

Ready now?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
# ummmmm
just pass me that bottle of gin, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# None left - I drank it all :(
*passes bottle of sweet sherry*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:34, archived)
# that must sting a bit
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Sting?
Not as much as when I was asked to pass the bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# fuck it, that'll do
*swigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# *puckers*


...

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *holds breath*
MMMMMMWWWWWWAAAHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *zips up*
Smashing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# don't expect anything for new year!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I'll drink to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:20, archived)
# X
*blows
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# *raises can*
Sheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ahh.... christmas....
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done...deserves more replies
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Ho Hooooooo!
It was supposed to be I fucking love the feast of stephen. but i got distracted by chocolate.....
(Mr Pofpo, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahhaaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it like a Kinder egg? Sort of dear, sort of...
sort of...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# merry xmas
the x stands for xenomorph, kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# It's the wrong colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# *likes*
*pretends Prometheus never happened*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought that was rob for a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Can we keep it daddy? Daddy, can we?
....daddy? Mommy, why had daddy got a hole in his chest?
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)

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