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# "WE'RE UNDERPAID SAY 99% OF THE PUBLIC"
new b3ta newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue562/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Blimey
stealth newsletter! Ta Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# You didn't feature SBF's awesome compo entry in the highlights? For shame!
*ragequits*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# oh fuck. I was just about to start doing some work too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# riiiiiiight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# cheers, bobble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# the adobe link is still questionable
they are refusing to say people can use it if you haven't paid for it.
The initial intention was to turn off the servers but leave a backup copy for anyone still using it. Why they provided serial numbers is obviously the question.
Big fuck up more than generosity by the sounds of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I thought it was just for pre intel macs?
Which means recent versions of OSX won't run it as they don't carry rosetta.

www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/08/free_adobe_cs2_download/

The consensus is somebody at Adobe cocked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# That 4chan thing is a fascinating read.
Their use of "fake Anonymous warnings", rather confirms my belief that Anonymous' anonymity is both its power and its Achilles heel.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Cheers, Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# ha!
Cheers for slogan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Pffffft
(moistness, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry for posting this in the middle(ton) of the Kate painting bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# haha
you may make a course correction at that old abandoned coalmine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Milk theft, turn left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# It must be defective, it only turns right!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# holy shit, spang factor 20 captain
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Haha!!
Where there is a roundabout, may we bring confusion...
"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# haha! on a similar note:

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Ohhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Can i get a reeeeeeee-wind?
Unintentional Jade Goodyness

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# alreet our Wills?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# haha proper genuine real unfake office lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Proper Bo!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
thought it was a Ninj at first. Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# That's proper bo I tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's proper bo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# KES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# It's like an optical illusion that flicks between the two
Rob.
Mr. Bean.
Rob.
Mr. Bean.
Rob.
Mr. Bean.
Rob.
Mr. Bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Mr Bean?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# That one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# it weirdly looks like someone else and I can't put my finger on it
Paul McCartney a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Jonathan Ross?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Good call
I see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Yeah, me too.
John Turturro springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Bill Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# /awaits call to the palace.

Edit: There's a bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# rather more flattering than the official one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# This is much better.
At least this one doesn't look 50 and knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:45, archived)
#
im imagining the mnmnmughghghmnmnuuuu noise she is making
(I_am_B, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# let us know when you've finished in the loo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# FUCK YES
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# My go, my go
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha, she looks so serene.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# WOO!
splendid.

although i like the other one as well, i think they messed up on the released image as it makes it look all a bit shit. i think people should go and see the full sized thing as it's huage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Bwahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Woah
for some reason, I'm thinking Weird Science?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Yes to this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Surprisedface!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Every portrait looks better after Smallbrainfieldifying
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Needs more crow's feet!
Excellent work sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I think she's actually prettier there than in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# WILL USED THE GEL!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)
# there now,
that's much better!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Haha
Wonderfully deranged :D
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# oh dear lord
can'tsleepduchesswilleatmecan'tsleepduchesswilleatme
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 2:19, archived)
# ...
(I_am_B, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# indeed, but I can't quite put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Hideous isn't it!
www.b3ta.com/links/923312
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I'm guessing the quality of the reproduced image is partially to blame
Probably due to bad lighting and the nature of the translucent layering of paint.
It looks better bigger static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/1/11/1357904086933/Portrait-of-Catherine-Duc-001.jpg
I think its pretty good, thank fuck he didn't airbrush it like every other picture of a woman in her early 30s in the media
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha, that link says quim
doesn't, it's a g really
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# It's all the blue,
it kills the portrait. Would have been better with some warmer tones in it. She looks like a greeter for Dignitas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# my brain keeps telling me the top half of her face doesn't match the bottom half
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Has she just put plum jam on the top of her head?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Don't want to spam the board

So i'll just drop this here, if that's OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Is the NPG having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# oh Halibut
this one doesn't like like either Justin Lee Collins or Gail from Corrie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
#
worthy of its own thread i rekon as it did make me laugh !
(I_am_B, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Bollocks.
I must learn to look down the board before I bother to open tatty shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ray... we'd like to shoot the monster, could you move, please?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# THERE IS NO KATE THERE IS ONLY ZUUL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# lolol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# I used to work on the arcade cabinet version of Zool.
This is therefore excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# there was an arcade version?
I thought it was home computer only
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# There was an arcade version? :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Yup, fellas. Gremlin Interactive. 1993. Link below.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Oh Egon ... !
It's always the quiet ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# I had part of a slinky once
but I straightened it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The PKE meter is off the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Yes!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha, I Sky-plus'd that the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Come on already! - I like, ordered my Martini over 5 minutes ago!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Heh heh
The Queen actually looks like that woman in Benidorm I always think.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Steve Pemberton?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# 'ere's yer gin, luv
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

It rains a fucking lot, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Why is it always raining in y...
Oh. Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# haha
If I ever start to wonder what the Pyramids would look like if they'd been built in Glencoe, I now know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Aces
Yay, time for a pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# My favourite so far.
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Epic sir!!
Top drawer :)
WOOt and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Every where you go, always bring the weather with you . . .
Nice work SBF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# see, if we were still in charge, all of Africa's drought problems would be solved
but we might flood the rest of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Best yet haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] heh :-)
I'll just park this here then:
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Maybe it does
Problem is, no one's ever seen it
(NiteOwl flapped about over the keyboard on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# That's the way to travel in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# the eyes follow you round the room

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Christ, that's awful!
he has taken an incredibly pretty girl and made a worn-out middle aged woman out of her.

They should have got Rolf to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# haven't we all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# *sniggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Agreed.
She looks like a 45-year-old chain-smoker, or the kind of person who'd sooner use a Glade Plug-In than open a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# you can catch all sorts from outside air
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# something, something, heir inside, something.
Full joke to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha! ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# *makes wobble board noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# thats ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# actually as its xmas ill add this link (as I've forgot how to repost)
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84169/1351171179/styro.gif
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# oh noes...
Poor Rdli Hakkis...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# teething troubles
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# A+
"The technique was necessary to...instil a guttural sensation of horror" :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Cold dead eyes etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Crikey. It's like a "faces of meth".
What did he do? Mix up her picture with one of her mum?

He won't be getting a knighthood for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Kirstie Alley, or Anita Dobson?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# has he only ever seen paintings that need to be cleaned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Kate likes to smoke 80 a day, and eats pies. Washed down with lashings of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10907280
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Mind the piss :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# She'll make a great Queen Mum in 60 years then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Bloody hell!
He's made her look like Edwina Currie
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# conflicting light sources
probably

something isn't right apart from how rough the artist has made her look
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# like a mad childess auntie looming at you from inside a wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# That's a bit grim.
Edit: Next week's image challenge: Do a decent portrait of Kate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# ^ Fucking THIS
I'm doing mine in pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# at the very least it should be a sub challenge
a week of one face gets painfully repetetive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# As is demonstrated here every night.
Well, three faces in that case, but cumulatively for far more than a week each.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Yep, you're right.
We did self portraits not long back. Maybe portraits of famous folk in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# I'd vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I especially like the
- five o'clock shadow
- half-lidded, rohypnol eyes
- boxer's nose
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# o_O
They should've waited to reveal this shit until after the baby was born!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Yeah...
Being told by a footman that the nanny was woken three times in the night as he deliveres your breakfast in bed at half-past-nine is quite tiring...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# ??
I'm more concerned about the unborn baby and the stress this image may cause it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# I thought you meant she looked tired, like someone with a newborn
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# yikes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# that's fucking awful!
perhaps he's a republican :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# That poor cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# this is genuinely better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly. A bit more
contrast and saturation and bob's your uncle.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Charlotte Church?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Marfelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# this reminds me or Dr Dawn Thing off Embarrassing Bodies
https://www.tampap.com/asset/image/Dawn_Harper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Terrifying!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Just been reading the article.
The last line's great: "The portrait, called HRH The Duchess of Cambridge ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Fuuuuck, I could paint better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# really? go on then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I do believe that you were not actually there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Excellent :)
I can't stand toad in the hole though.

I love sausages.
I love Yorkshire Pudding.
Put the two in the same dish and i hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# HEATHEN!
BURN HIM!

mind you i've not had it in a while. or toad in the hole for that matter. ba dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# I call it 'frogs in a fanny'
I don't really.

I know what you mean though, 2 rights don't always make a right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha, very good mate
Hmmm, hungry now, is it lunchtime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# :D
took me a sec
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# :)
I really should have done Cucumber Sandwich Hill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# nicely
do the planes dump onion gravy instead of napalm?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Tally ho!
Of course, being the Empire, we wouldn't have lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Get your kicks
On the A36.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# hehe, nice
Is that the Historic M66?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# the one and only
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# It's my 10 year b3ta birthday
So to celebrate, I'm going to have some toast and coffee

Instead of cakes for the office I have made a crap shopped image



Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# 10 years and still no donation, shocking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Good point. Doing now, better late than never.
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# yay! emotional blackmail/sarcasm works!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Happy Candles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# TEN YEARS MAN!!! TEN YEARS!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuck!
I remember when you were young and handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# no cake for you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Is the appropriate response Panowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
#
Yes. and... "have a biscuit."
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Hppy Btday
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# happy burpday!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "I say old chap, could you pass me one of those darling scones?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie, that tequila gold label had bombed me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Sounds like the start of a good book
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Excellent stuff Q!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# :D
Cheers Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# top lols
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Conceited oaf!
Nicely :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# My he has big hands
My sort of fellow
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
Hands like a bunch of bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Oh Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sunday afternoon rowing at the Washington Monument.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bit short though. Which is something that I normally hear.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:08, archived)
# KuKluxKlan HQ
Nicely Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i love a cup of char
(grotpig, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:27, archived)
# I was talking about this just the other day
how are the high streets so full of coffee shops when the old British tea rooms died a death?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:41, archived)
# retail invasion by other countries
personally I hate coffee, can't stand the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Stainless steel teapots that dribbled and were too hot to pick up,
and cartons of UHT milk didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:44, archived)
# because bad tea is undrinkable
but no one notices when coffee is badly made, cos it already tastes rank, but people are too concerned with looking cool to say so
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:55, archived)
# I think you may be on to something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:06, archived)
# that seems fair.
there have been a few places that have tried to be tea shops, but they've never been as fashionable as coffee shops to the general public.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:11, archived)
# every time I say "that coffee smells like dirt"
someone always replies "well it was ground this morning"


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:14, archived)
# and it was monkey shit the previous night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:20, archived)
# Not really
the coffee on the Dutch train stations is so much more rank, that people became aware of its various appearances of rankness. The coffee in the coffee shop chains is just slightly less rank and/or masked by copious amounts of sugar and fat.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:47, archived)
# I don't think no one notices
they've just been brainwashed into believeing that coffee should taste shit, because most of them sell shit coffee.

If all you can buy is shit coffee, you'll believe that's how coffee tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Black with no sugar and you soon work out where to avoid...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Yes, coffee shops
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
#
It seems everyone is prepared to allow someone else to make their coffee, but the world can get to fuck if it tries to make their tea.
(UTB, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Tea rooms are generally full of ornery old women and chintz.
I don't know about you, but that just doesn't do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:56, archived)
# I was in one the other day
Half- full of families, and the waitress was seriously fit. Whoop Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:57, archived)
# there's a great one in St Albans the used to have the best bacon sandwich on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:21, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Coffee is seen as a slightly stronger stimulant, perhaps
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:57, archived)
# Whereever Location, Location, Location go
they always seem to find a tea room. Mainly oop north.

My missus has been bemoaning this very fact also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:56, archived)
# "FRIENDS" and their Central Jerk are to blame
While I was at Uni I saw the coffee shops pop up and groups of "FREINDS" trying to re-create the sitting around posing, pretending they lived in NY
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# "FRIENDS", you say?
"FRIENDS"
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
Love that
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# because tea is seen as cheap
people will happily pay £3.50 for coffee (ooh, exotic, from remotest Colombia) but feel ripped off at £1.50 for tea, mainly because they know it's just a teabag from ASDA and hot water
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Fact.
I don't mind if it's a posh teabag though, like a Teapigs one. Furthermore, there is a place in Twickenham what does reet nice tea, in a pot, with leaves and everything, even for takeaway, which is ace.

And other musings.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
#
The truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In a spot of bother old chap? Then I implore you to hail these sprightly fellows.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 6:11, archived)
# If you can seek them out
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 6:19, archived)
# If one can seek them out.
Manners please. You cunt.
(gijoel, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 6:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Simply marvelous old boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:03, archived)
# Pip pip.
Those ruffians are in for a rum old time now, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:35, archived)
# Should we read something in the fact that the chap from the colonies isn't wearing a hat?
"I ain't puttin' on no hat, foo'"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:52, archived)
# I thought it was a miniature brimless bowler
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hahahaha
Face wears it well
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# I say, that fellow on the right appears to be a damned Frenchman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)

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