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I can't remember her being in it....
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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=)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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hahaha
nicely :-)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:03,
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New shoes available at . . .
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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Hahaha
Not furlong.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:02,
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:-)
I would hoof down one of those burgers as my mane course
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willmod ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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Haha!
Lovely stuff ...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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Arf!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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Champing at the bit helps
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fuscous ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Brilliant!
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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Simple but effective!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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This, exactly.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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This seems to work
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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Ringer!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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top
can I nick it for the inevitable Tesco song?
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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yeah sure
Go for it
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:21,
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I tweeted this link
and someone from HuffPo lifted your pic & put on Twitter and it's getting quite a few RTs. Sorry - I just tweeted the link to your pic on B3TA not the pic. https://twitter.com/FelicityMorse/status/291547508872712192
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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champion
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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I did the same thing earlier
.... but as I've lurked for so long I'd forgot how to post on here so it went on my Fecesbook wall instead..oh to think I could have delurked for a FP! - woo to Q4, great minds/fools.
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Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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I don't know how tesco's burgers
are so tasty and cheap it must be redrum (murder)
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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They give you the galloping trots
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Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:47,
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haha! clever
stuff...
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enceladus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:16,
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custard ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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REDRUM 0.o
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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Took me a while!
I had a pound on him in his 3rd National win!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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Now you can have a quarter pound.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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clever :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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very good
I like
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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Finally gets it. Woo
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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That took too long :|
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:33,
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Medaillon? is that French?
edit: well aren't I the fool! have une woo!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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mais non!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medallion_(disambiguation) : "A small, circular, boneless portion of meat, e.g., beef medallion, pork medallion". Doesn't mention horse. Yet.
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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That was gently pointing out your typo.
That is, MEDA I L L ON MEDA L L I ON Since 'i's and 'l's look a lot alike, it's easy to miss.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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but there is no typo
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/m%C3%A9daillon short of a missing accent, which I understand are generally omitted for upper case anyway
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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Well I contend there is a typo as
all the other words are in English and so should medallion be in English too like, jus sayin.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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the trouble with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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Arf
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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[sigh]
xandmi's poster: I-L-Lxandmi's Wikipedia reference: L-L-I And I'm not harshing on xandmi. As I said, the letters look a lot alike.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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Oh dear, even my file name has that typo!
As you said: xandmi: ILL
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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LION too?!
Oh dear. But I admit: it's a typo.
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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posh word for overpriced circle of meat :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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like gourmet burger?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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you mean le cercle de viande
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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cirque du viande, mmmm
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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is that that meaty trapeze show?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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I am the stallion, mang.
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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To be sure
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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hahahaha!
it's like being at the united nations in Lidl so if they simply rebranded that as horseburgers their sales would go through the roof
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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Also a lot of their packaging is wrote in forrin
so we may have been eating geldingburgers for years.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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I love their extra long barcodes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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Size isn't everything.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Soylent Cow is made out of horses!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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ha ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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hahahaha
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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Your silly.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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What about my silly?
That's between me and Mrs. Canoehead. Literally, if I'm lucky.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:41,
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I am also worried about poultry
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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What, eggs?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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I'm surprised they found anything in there that originally looked a bit like a cow
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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I don't actually see much difference between
eating a horse and a cow.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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Cow is a little beefier
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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You have to run faster to catch a horse
and then it expects you to feed it sugarlumps.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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Whereas to catch a cow you just need a bottle of moolot
and soft moosic. At least that's true of the ones I've been out with.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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Works for dogs, too
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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^ this
turkey or chicken, turtle or tortoise, yoda or ewok?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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Horses are stoopider
and deserve to be eaten.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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hahahahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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hahaha
I like the little happy blue cheese man lying on the burger :)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:02,
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scale model
of that toxic waste bloke from Robocop
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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hahahahaha
proper lol's here
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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hahaha!
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enceladus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:18,
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Rehash of previous posts
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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my brain needs another brain to help it think about this one
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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BraaAAains?
www.b3tards.com/u/964405c65e72eb9d322a/dududun4.jpg [MOD EDIT - Some people don't like large medical images, so best to link this sort of thing, plus go easy on the image size - keep it under 100k]
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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Ok
No more medical images.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:59,
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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Well thought out sir.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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C'mon chaps, they'll be dry by tea
they'll be dry by tea
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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*salutes*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Good old British pance!
HURRAH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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\o/
Y Fronts were invented by an American
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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Damb Striaght!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Good work
Especially the helmets and rifles...
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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Translucid weapons are the future
and past
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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Ha! I didn't even spot that!
Well played OP, well played.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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Ha ha ha!
Kecks!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Pance!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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hahaha
"All clear on the Y-front sir!"
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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...good news today, troops. You all get a change of underpants
Smith, you swap with Jones, Harris, you swap with Burrows.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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All seems to be in order here, carry on.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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seems seams
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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I don't quite understand the new Facebook search tool
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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haha
you missed "ways to waste time"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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and "plagiarised platitudes"
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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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using it to bitch about people behind their back
off the chart
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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I thought you only did it to peoples faces? ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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I remember that time when jahled made the facebook clique as a childish dig
then folk used it against him and rammed it back up his arse good times
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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the clique was a dig?
I thought it was an attempt to break the whole clique thing wide open being free for absolutely anyone to join.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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hahah...fucking comical.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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I see no way in which this functionality could be used commercially to target specific users based on their activity.
No way. No sirree.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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I understand the power of "crowdsourcing" and working together
but this does only sound like hideous spying and abusing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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I turned off cookies the other day,
and all my adverts are now back to Mature Dating and 55 year old mom looks 35.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Aren't 55 year old moms the *least* likely to know how to turn off cookies?
Bake, yes. Turn off, no.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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It's had its day.
People are finally waking up to just how little everyone they know has to say if given a platform.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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a bit like /talk then :(
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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I thought that was just some sort of script?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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It's just a series of bots feeding off each other.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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like the human centipad?
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Flambard I am a cat ass trophy ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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at least /talk are honest
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Hahahaha
He needs the cash though :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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our office is quite stuffy, especially first thing in the morning
my colleague was complaining about it as usual, and I suggested to her that she did have on a thick jumper. She replied with "I could sit here in a bikini and I'd be hot" and all I could think was "oh no you wouldn't!" end of conversation
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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hahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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haha been there
must not say what I think out loud
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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I do it a lot in this job
I used to let rip in my last job
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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Ha ha ha !
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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mmmmm
a nice thick jumber
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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Haha =D
Like if you get it. Comment if you think it's funny. Share for a chance to win 1 of 7 ice lolly sticks.
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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ooh
*shares*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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1% of people will comment, 99% of people will not
Will you be brave enough to comment?
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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haha
"99% of people have better things to do than perpetuate this shite"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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Chumps š ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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hahaha
Fuck, I hate those "Joe Bloggs shared 'Shitty restaurant near Joe' is giving away a bucket of fish-heads if you share this shit on your shitbook!" I bought the domain faceback.co.uk a few years ago, but still figuring out what to do with it?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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Host ILoveHorses, silly
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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What a load of meh, who uses search in Facebook?
Don't use facebook anymore, I just occasionally sign in to update my privacy settings every time they mess with things.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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I LOVE HORSES!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:37,
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haha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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That makes me feel very,
very old.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV? ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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they remind me of "Good Burger" the movie
I watched it stoned in 98 - laughed my ass off
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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:D
h oof
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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very good
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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Can I have that as a meal with large fries
and a large coffee with milk and shergar
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Oh Jesus
Where's my Pan?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Hahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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cannibalhorse thinks this is delicious
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:46,
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errr...hmm
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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I'll be having a late lunch today.
I'm having Tesco burgers at five to one.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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It's like being caught in the Matrix
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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needs more pig DNA too
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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Can't beat a good old Horse Beef burger
Mmmmmmm, hungry now
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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I'd be more concerned
if I discovered traces of Tesco Value burgers in my horse meat.
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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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gosh darn
missed opportunity for a CDC there too - burger it!
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Previously on the board:
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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boo
hiss - didn't see. kill me now
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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8% Mare Beef
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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I blame David Blaine.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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Haha! :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:29,
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hmm if I was a conspiracy theorist I'd be eyeing evil Tesco executives with great suspicion today
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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and giving them a sugarlump
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Apparently Tescos had a similar burger scandal back in 1888...
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Leemondus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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The Morningside Cannibals: a circle of polite middle-class people who dined out on each other, with the aid of a medical tissue incubator tank. Figuring out what on earth to charge them with ā cannibalism not being illegal in Scotland ā was the least of your worries when the blogs moved in. In the end, they were reported to the Procurator Fiscal for outraging public decency and corpse desecration: a flimsy case, as the defence barristers pointed out in court, given that the dinner parties in question were strictly private affairs, and the human flesh on the plates had been cloned from ladies who were not only still alive but willing to testify that their own cultured meat tasted nothing like chicken. In the end, the case had collapsed amidst recriminations and calls for a change in the law.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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it didn't stop those guys going down for consenually nailing each others dicks to pieces of wood
20 odd years ago ...
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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Now that sounds like something I could really get my teeth into.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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hahahaha
Not that tosser again
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Bin there, dun that.
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zootius ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:47,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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I tried using three seashells
it cut my ring up good
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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I'm trying to figure out what those pictures are.
Is that a gherkin??
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:56,
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Yes, I think so.
It's a bit tasteless them putting the electrostun paddles on the box, though.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:59,
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Also, I don't see the problem.
If you can justify putting parts of one sort of animal's carcass in your mouth, you can justify any other.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:59,
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And that
was Catherine the Great's entire defence, m'lud.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:01,
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:D
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:03,
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Pfffft!
But that was horse sausage.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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^Baffles me why meat eaters are fussy about which animals and which bits of animals they eat
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:03,
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Do vegetarians eat all plants, then?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:04,
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I'm willing to try anything non animal
Amuses me how meat eaters will eat one part of an animal but not another when it's perfectly good food source that's been murdered for them going to waste
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:11,
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So when you eat sprouts, you eat the stem?
Or turnip the roots and leaves? Those were perfectly good parts of the plant that was killed for you with some nutritional value.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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If it's edible eat it
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:19,
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You don't have an issue with being sold horse when you thought you were being sold beef?
Well, being sold a small amount of beef and a large amount of fat, breads, and coagulents? That's like being sold mustard mashed potato and only learning it's swede when it's too late.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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If I got home from tescos and found my frozen peas had carrots in them aswelll I'd just get on with it and eat it
These burgers are perfectly safe to eat aren't they? If I was a meat eater I'd not waste them, the french are happy to eat horse
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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Clearly the Trade Descriptions Act is not an issue for you then
(Edit: For whatever reason, it's not culturally normal to eat horse in Britain, any more than it is to eat dog or cat, or - and rather hypocritically given our thirst for milk - veal. Different countries have different cultural norms; veal is common and popular a short trip over the sea, Koreans are famous for eating dog, and the French will eat anything that moves and almost everything that doesn't so long as you can still be cruel to it. My issue is chiefly that if I bought these burgers -- which, thankfully, I haven't and probably wouldn't -- they're being sold as beef burgers and I'm sure they didn't put 'horsemeat' anywhere in the ingredients, which means they're breaking the law. If they're going to put horsemeat into a burger, or the controls in their factories are so lax that horsemeat can get in by accident, I'm hardly going to trust any of the other ingredients, nor any other part of their production chain.)
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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Yes the trade descriptions is the only issue for me but that wasn't my original point
Dead animal is dead animal as far as I'm concerned, chefs like Hugh Fearnley Wotsit are advocating using more parts of an animal and trying different meats. Thousands of packs of burgers will be going to waste when it's perfectly good food. If I was a meat eater I'd eat the burgers but save the packaging to demand a refund if I was that peed off about the product description.
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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How do you know it's perfectly good food? That horse meat has gone through none of the stringent food safety checks meat usually goes through,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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Fair point, but it's gone through intensive food processing to reach that stage and odds on safe to eat
I guess I'm less fussy about what I've put in my mouth over the years of which I've only been veggie for 20.
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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I'll eat any animal I don't have a personal emotional attachment to, i.e, My dog - no, Your dog - yummy.
My issue with this isn't that it's horse, it's that uncontrolled meat from ANY animal has been used. That meat could have anything wrong with it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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That's basically my issue too, just phrased a lot more succinctly :)
Culturally we don't eat horsemeat - in Britain or in Ireland - so who the fuck knows where that stuff came from. In principle there's nothing particularly wrong with eating horse. But stay the hell away from my dog! (He died a few years ago anyway :( He might give you a sore belly if you tried to eat him now.)
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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That's better :)
Though I'd be extremely unhappy if I tested it and found there wasn't any bat in it after all.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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Hahaha!
Where's my koala, you cheap gits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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You want koala in an Everyday Value burger???
Honestly, give some people an inch and they take a mile, I tell yer. You can get koala in the Tesco Finest burgers.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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Ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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can you?
does it matter if you can't?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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I'm really beginning to want a burger for lunch.
*drool*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:57,
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don't waste that drool!
it's a valuable burger ingredient!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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On seeing this, I went to the freezer to check the expiry date of the Tesco value burgers I bought last week
. ........And they're OFF!!!!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:14,
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Haha :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:15,
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arf! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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In response to the news of horse meat found in their burgers, Tesco are now moving all their burgers to a different part of the Store. You can now find them...
... Under Starters / Hors d'oeuvres (Ā© Archie 2013)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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Oh my life... *spang*
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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I salute you sir.
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Chumps š ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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Oh Archie.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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Spang it from orbit!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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Hahaha
*spang*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:07,
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I prefer Iceland's; the big ones that have processed cheese
on the inside, on the inside.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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I ate one of those
and now I've got the trots.
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Chumps š ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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You won't have them furlong.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:18,
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Thank goodnes it's only the commoners' burgers that are affected.
And not the Queen's steaks.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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Previously on the board:
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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Has anybody done THIS one by any chance?
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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Ha ha ha,
no, I don't think that one has been done.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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Phew :)
Had to get him out of my system, bless him
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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Dangerously restrained
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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Cor!
Nice one Ninj
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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gwan the Segal!!!
he'll always be a by-word for low-quality in my house :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:34,
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he'll come and lay the smack down on your candy ass for saying that
oh ...
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Tesco was giving clues in its Christmas advertising
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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and Charlton Heston was a tad pissed off
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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hahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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Haha!
I always like a Soylent Green pic!
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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Soylent Brown is poople
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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I think the lack of large horse cemeteries should have been a dead giveaway
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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The wife and I will only eat organic clydesdale
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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oh Jeremy, what has become of you
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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oh - and I'll just pop this here for all those lucky HMV voucher holders
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:29,
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Imagine how people will react
when they find out what's in sausages!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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I'll be shocked if they are contaminated with meat
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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I'm outraged and disgusted, you'll be telling me the cow, pig, ostrich, alligator, kangaroo, zebra, bison and buffalo meats are made out of animals next
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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:)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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Ha ha!
Apparently the barcode on them actually means "warning - may contain zebras"
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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no, you have to go to Waitrose and those other posh shops for Zebra burgers
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Ha ha ha ha!
Poor dobbin.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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I really don't mind the odd bit of Horse in my burger
It's the pointless slaughter of all those zebras for the barcodes that gets me.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:54,
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"And just look at the dimensions of that pic! He should know better by now!"
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xandmi ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:00,
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*de-lurk*
And almost 300 in just over 8 years! *re-lurk*
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Golden_guns247 ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01,
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Give it a rest.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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haha that made me laugh silly :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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Today marks my 10year, 10th month and 10th day on the board
/is old :(
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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wooo!
keep chippin' away : D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:10,
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God don't you go on!
=D
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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TOO BROWN!
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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Just say horseburgers a bunch of times
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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"Yay!"
:)
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:58,
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I done made an infographic
Can I has a job at the BBC now?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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I quite like horse steak.
Good with chips.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:42,
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I like to put thin slices of smoked horsemeat on my sandwich
readily available at every supermarket over here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:48,
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"here" being?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:50,
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The Dutch Inventor lives
in Horseburger, a suburb of Amsterdam.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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I'm in Sydney if that helps
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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1975
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:23,
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not quite as tasty as your patented ass meat though.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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Quite
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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I did notice in the article it stated....
Tesco's have withdrawn the burgers from all their "UK" stores.....
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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My immediate thought was so what about the horse meat, surely the presence of prok in some of these products is more of a concern, given the significance of pork to jews and muslims.
I'll just chuck that one out there and vanish into a meeting for the rest of the day :o(
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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Horseburgers
Horseburgers
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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Dunno.
If they aren't halal/ kosher certified, then there might not have been a big Muslim/ Jewish market to begin with - at least, not among those who think that consuming pork unwittingly is a serious matter.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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Halorse
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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Noel Edmonds cruellest Gotcha Oscar.
"Ha ha, all your burgers have bits of pork in them. According to your relgious texts, you're going to hell!"
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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Horseburgers
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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If you're buying their value range, you get what you deserve
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:08,
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DeAgostini present: I love beefbugers and beefburger cooking.
Bringing your passion for beefburgers to life.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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^this^
always check your meat or make your own burgers and sausages.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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I'm so glad we have proper regulations on meat production in Australia
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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Wasn't it found in standard quarter pounders too?
Which would suggest it's all the same bar the packaging.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:18,
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you missed out rusk, preservative, bits of pig, the machine operators thumb tip, rodent hair and bug excrement
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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*coughs politely*
"by Meat Content"
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:18,
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doh!
still need some pork and machine operators thumb.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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You have got me on that one
:D
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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ah, I should have read this before posting my now redundant post
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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and, honestly, if you're happy to eat a cow, what's the philospohical difference between that and a horse?
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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there is an error in this diagram
in that it is wholly meat
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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Obviously...
somebody has been flogging a dead horse
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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you forgot the 63% "other"
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:37,
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Horseburgers
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seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990 ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:36,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers. Except you're not that new, are you?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:39,
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Horseburgers
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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Om nom nom,
as I believe the accepted internet parlance has it.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:42,
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Horseburgers
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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Best of all the burgers.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:48,
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Horseburgers
Horseburgers
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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^ Horseburgers
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Horseburgers
It's the new Gangnam Style. They're all doing it in the nightclubs, I hear.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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Oppa Gangham Whopper Horsemeat Style.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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