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[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Come quietly or there will be... a kerfuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)
# fisticuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# contretemps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Brouhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# hullabaloo
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Fracas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# hoo-ha
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Hijinks
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)
# PATIENCE LEWIS WE'RE ONLY HUMAN




or are we dancer?
(1.618..., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# but he's a cyborg
not a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:53, archived)
# TOPICAL!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Lovely!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Why thank you!
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# tits are amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Aw-hee-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Wazzat?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
#

this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)
# I am wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Boobidge

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# abstract
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Anti-Airbrush :D
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
# shame about his hearing
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Did you JUST make that?
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:16, archived)
# hah, thanks
And I even made it to the shops before they shut 12 minutes later! (which is my excuse for the lettering)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# I could see that you used my lettering,
which is how I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Topical
last week...



*runs*
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Hot stunt pilot action.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# I feel the shames.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace. Very well done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# fanxabunch
I spend too much time at work doing this junk. :D
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha
nicly done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# memories of "swingball"...
as an only child...
bastards...
hence I was waiting for the "string" to twist round and the "ball" to hit the pole....
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Alakazam...


Why play alone when you can DOUBLEHULK!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)
# ha just noticed this
needs more CDCs as bats :D
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# To Hull with thee!
(is it going to take off?)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)
# That's good.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Extreme Urban Swingball
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# I wrote TOPICAL before I saw this
which just goes to show.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Spare a thought for the crane
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Probably been done. But.......
(livingdeadman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Glad to be here for your cherry-popping moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Going through my DVDs. Forgot I owned this.

Can't actually remember buying it, though...
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# I gave you it three Christmasses ago
Someone gave it to me three Christmasses before that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I think you're getting it mixed up with norovirus.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# never seen it
Did it win any Oscars?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, they gave it an award just to spite Uwe Boll.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Three quid from Asda
It's cobblers, but there is a FPS bit which is quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# I just paid that for Iron Sky.
I sense a pattern emerging.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Iron Sky is better. Way better.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Wellllllllll, a BIT better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
# The FPS scene and the wheelchair monster are the only things I can remember about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# The B.F.G.
Big Fucking Gurn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Game's fun though and creepy in parts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Awesomely crap film. I loved it.
Especially the bit where he runs around killing things, and the shot looks like an fps screen. Simple things.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# And it has Karl Vaaaako Cupid Urban in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# He'll always be Joe Dredd to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Like I said.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Im sure there's a bollywood film called that
EDIT - well, kind of:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhoom

PS - Where's my hidden link, eh? That's 2 posts now ive not seen a secret link!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# The perfect gift this coming Easter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Testicles sold separately
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# And individually...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
was just watching a bit of his interview with oprah, bloody sociopath, he reminded me of ted bundy in his interview the night before his execution.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Includes rectal passageway for handy drug storage.
I stabbed mine with a penknife*.
It bled clear liquid for a day, then turned into a pink housebrick with limbs.

* The toy, not my rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Never got the point of him
Pull the bugger's arms as far as you can...then, release.

Err....

...game over.
I was more Airfix Soldiers, re-living 'Where Eagles Dare'
on mum and dad's carpet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# i had a much better game
that i played on mum and dad's carpet.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Until uncle Jim went for that long 'holiday'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# That's pretty much the reason I stabbed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pull the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# haha
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I'm thoroughly bemused by the whole Lance Armstrong thing
Riding bikes is just about fun if you're the one doing it. Watching other people ride bikes is like watching other people catch trains. Considering someone to be a hero because they ride bikes is fucking retarded. Crying because the person you idolised for riding bikes turns out to be a prick after all and then won't apologise for it is completely fucking retarded.

Seems like I've saved myself a whole bunch of effort by not giving a fuck about Lance Armstrong riding bikes in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# ^ this
: also applies to most things that people bleat on about
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# ^very this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# quick and almost unbelievably shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# So ronery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# isn't he just?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# what happened??
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# he's been left all alone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# the shaming of the shrew?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# oooo, close
but no cigar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Only shreeeeew can make this world seem right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# BBC1 7:00pm?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
*be-cigars*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Ahhhh!
'Stuart Hall - a legend remembered'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# it's a cockout
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Lol...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Is he smelling his fingers in the last frame..?
The sweet smell of success.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# mm figs fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# ...all sticky and figgy...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# heheh
obviously the morphine & cocaine wasn't doing it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# his heart isn't in it any more
he's just going through the motions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# The Adventure of the Speckled Bog - A tale of the Baker Street Irregular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# The Curious Incident of the Stool in the NIght-time
"There was no stool in the night-time. That was the curious incident."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Stools can be confusing...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmm!
A very young Gillian McKeith

*retches*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Last Christmas...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# this was looking sexy until I fully scrolled
so I needed to see this to make up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Wait... what? Is she...? Er... Blimey...
Still she's not the first person to feed something that shouldn't be fed that way...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Sleep used to come easily, but that was before this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha
oh good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# On no, no, horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# HAHA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# I fart in your general direction..
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# sometimes I think the bubbles in the bath are the Wehrmacht
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Maaaan!
He's covering all the edges with sulphur!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# There's a lovely moon out, tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# That's two day in a row
b3ta has had a mans hairy arse at the top of the board in the afternoon.


It's enough to put me off my tea and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Shit on the Middle East!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha
You have somewhat of a fixation with hairy arse cracks at the moment do you not, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# French people?
There is the small matter of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Delicious when cold.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I've eaten some weird stuff in my time
I don't think I could eat that. Read a few food blogs and reviews and the general consensus is that some French people are just plain wrong in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# they love disgusting stuff in massive jars
it comes under their 'Produits du Terroir' range, aptly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Yep. Ortolan is pretty revolting...
www.ecis.com/~alizard/ortolan_recipe.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# EMPTY EYE SOCKETS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# captain...
something something something
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Get to da
(mangakid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Mine! Mine! Mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# C'mon, Bobby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# 4EVA IN D MINEFLD OF OUR HRTZ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Like a claymore in the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha! There's one!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# hahah so wrong/right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
# For Miltons parents, however, it was just a fling.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it with fire!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# have you been watching meet the feebles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Or 'This Island Earth'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# well, it could have been the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# "Trumpy, you can do magic things!"
(Hefty points for those who get this)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# It's called evil, kid.
kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Watto's Junkyard is now open.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Aww :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# You've been reading "At the Mountains of Madness" again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
'allo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# pssst! it's Art, not Arf
rookie mistake there, fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# me velly solly
Smashee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Allo, Sah :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# is it wrong that this makes me like pip more?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# More than who?
Me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# more than the average bear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# *gets bare*
Do you like me more now? eh? eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# o_0
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Oh that!
That's just a sandwich I once sat on . . . it's grown over now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# you could at least have removed the crusts, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# NO!
That's how this hair got curly

*points to curly hair*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# there's nothing quite like a freshly-shorn scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# nothing in the world
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a freshly-shorn scrotum!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# The perils of scooter ownership in an icy environment.
Somebody should warn them or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I saw a bloke onna folding bike this morning
I laughed so hard at him skidding about that I nearly clipped him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Saw a couple of brown trouser moments last night.
One poor chap did a graceful 360 in the street next to ours, narrowly missing a few cars before coming to a gentle stop by the kerb. Can you wash those wooden beaded seat covers, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# I hope you stopped to pry his fingers off the steering wheel for him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I was hoping he would get out and immediately fall over in a comedy style,
but I was too busy not crashing myself by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# This ice is shit. At least I can occasionally watch people go arse-over-tit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOhGeU9xfsg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Link to the video, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# It's nasty.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPL8lgrHc2U
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Holy shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# hehehehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# draw one panel/change arm, eye brows, eyes, balloons/done
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# You forgot
think up "joke"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# insert old universal thought and bodily harm and shifting of giant eye brows
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# I've never felt inclined to punch myself in the cock.
Then again I'm not a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# I've seen the video in question
Obviously people died and that's terrible etc, but it is fascinating. Where the hell did the car go? It just went *poof* and disappeared!
(Grackle, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Photoshop requesticles....
I may have put it in the wrong place initially, soz :( x Please see here: www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=7619563 Love you
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# A spoon, you say?
Hmm. Tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Whoa....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# lol wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# What?

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Ohh, myyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# i can think of somewhere you might like to put it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# sho us, ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# use your imagination
it works better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# BRBLOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# i can't not read your sig in george takei's voice
i hope you're pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# You're right.
At least take a few 'y's away occasionally so we can read it in Kryten's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# you just want him to spin your nipple nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# recently, I have gotten everyone at the computer shoppe saying 'Oh Myyyyy' when things go unexpectedly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i fully endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# You work with sheep!....Oh Myyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Why not ask your friend
to imagine your vaguely racist image and use the power of the mind instead?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# because i was potentially going to get a prototype made, but want to send a good pshop to the Chinks.
oh yeah the winner could also get a proto of said pshopped jihadist vacuum but you can fuck off if you've been mean to me :( waaaah waaaaaaaah! (me crying)
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Unpayed work with slighty grubby BNP / EDL overtones....
Wow! where do I sign up?

And in other NEws A SQUIRREL IS RUINING MY DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# i fail to see how a squirrel could possibly ruin your day
splashing fishy prawn juice up your nice clean pants, however, can really piss you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# I caught him (the Squirrel) raiding the birds nutfeeder so I ran outside and shouted at him and he ran away.
Now he's come back, but he's not eating, he's just sat on the branch next to the feeder staring at it....

It's doing my head in! I swear if he's trying to make feel guilty, it's bloody working!

Simple solution for you, just tell everyone who notices that you have a antibiotic resistant raging yeast infection, to deflect the truth about your cack handed prawn handling ways!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# you're losing a battle of wills to a squirrel?
sad times, chutters, sad times
EDIT: i'd rather admit to the ham-fisted prawn wrangling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# He's just a rat with '80s back combed hair...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Thanks! I didn't realise until I saw my own post.
I once shopped a kitten, now I'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# oh shit, the cuntshed will only hold so many, the rest must be quelled...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Or drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# drop-shadows ALWAYS look cool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# BLAST>FROM>THE>PAST!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# b3ta would be best
if it was just you reposting stuff.

I'm not being sarcastic, I mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I had a look at some old stuff recently.
Most of it is very of its time, shall we say, i.e. a bit bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# how's this going for you? Is it what you expected?
Please remember to fill out the customer satisfaction questionnaire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# not good if i'm being honest. the nice people at the /talk may have tricked me saying the people here like p-shop requests
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# yep, they tricked you. They're the ones that like Photoshop requests
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Hmmmm... I think I may have misread the brief...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# HENRY!!!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# NANURES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Haa Haa Haa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# wat.


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Straight from the pages of Dr. Seuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Love the lilac crocs, they really set the whole ensemble off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Hmmm
Must be a grumpy old man thing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# FFS...I never even noticed the purple crocs...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Why would you go to all that effort . . .
and then wear purple crocs!? FFS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Perhaps the inspiration was from nature...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Look out zebra! There's a croc after ya!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Hi B3ta, what's going on today... ah.. oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Jeebus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I'm sceptical that you're "soz" (unhappy face) or that you love anyone
Though "requesticles" might be pathetic enough for someone bored to throw you a pity effort
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# once upon a time, there was a pretty young princess
who met a handsome prince

and they both fell in love and lived happily every after

Until one day, they went on the internet, and saw this

and there was blood and snot everywhere, bits of internal organs, rats gnawing at rotting pieces of human flesh

And everyone died of aids and communism and hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Monkeys can be trained to use image manipulation software
Have a go yourself (learning to use the software - not training monkeys, although I imagine training monkeys could be very rewarding too)
also
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# What are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# wonder if you inspired next week's economist cover?
https://twitter.com/i/#!/TheEconomist/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FHzyzXdl1
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top shoppage Cap'n! WOOT :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# little bit of politics there
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Fantastic work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Baccarat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# as in
would you baccarat leaving a sinking ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# As in
Yes sir, I can boogie!

Actually they were called Baccara
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
#
They were very fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Excellent
Truly excellent.

Prezza's on the next table:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Excellent, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# = funny :)
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Nice Pair?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Woo yay
It's a tyre!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Oooh... A corker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Excellent.
Couldn't believe the BBC News this morning either, lining up two tory sycophants on the split screen to ask them both how god-like they thought him and his speech was.

If you want to re-negotiate Europe, how about getting our fisheries back that your chief hag gave away, instead of hacking away at human rights and pretending that crooked Euro overspending has anything to do with Giddy-shit Osborne's incompetence at getting your fucking cronies to pay a penny of tax?

*takes dried frog pills*

Ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# All in or all out?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Thank you for the FP, kind stranger.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# This needs a this.


Top stuff.
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# i don't get this out very often
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Sadly for us
The tit is holding a 2 7 offsuit and going all in.
(MagicMoose, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)
# expat living in Australia
I get all my UK news from b3ta - interesting trying to work it out, and stuff like this is priceless
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# benders, indeed :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Tummy rubs are gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh! I say!
Binary Scrabble anyone?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# robocok
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Silly pink bender, he neednt be struggling with regular bender's hatch
Use the knob!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# *clang-clang-clang*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] robotic reacharounds FTW!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# call me, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
LOVE the mouth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# who's dat den?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# pop diva sensation** (**like the burning itch) Carly Rae Jepson
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Unfortunate for her, but I thought it was Lily Allen.
And I still would.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# I thought it was Ms Allen too
would also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Gobsmacked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Looks like Ash when his face gets dragged into the Necronomicon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# All the hits!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I can spot a gay robot a mile away. IF the mirror's big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# heheh
you're a bit on fire today
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Hehehe...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# i want those shoes, betch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# I thought you'd like those Pedro
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wCF3ywukQYA#t=62s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# WOO sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# An in/out referendum on the EU Mr Cameron?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
#
space the middle of the Atlantic desperately trying to cosy up to the USA who will always regard you as a fair weather friend at best, and even then largely because you're well positioned wiht Europe.

...but I can understand the use of "space" in the interests of brevity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# The US are already on record as saying it would be a fucking stupid move to ditch the EU.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# I think everyone apart from Cameron, a handful of his more mental back benchers, and Nigel Farage, is already on record as saying it would be a fucking stupid move to ditch the EU.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# I'm interested as to who would benefit if we did leave the EU.
They must have some pretty solid reasons other than not liking the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# God Fuck the French
If we left the EU we could invade France and take back the territory that used to belong to England. From Calais, through Normandy, all the way down the coast to the Pyranees. All the lands of the Plantagenets at the height of their power, with Scotland and Wales added on to boot.

THEN we could make Europe tremble.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I think it's tradition to invade Poland first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Nah, only if you're German
and even then you can go through Belgium instead. We've got a proud history of going in through Normandy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# re: Treaty of Troyes.
Though the French Crown passed to Henry V, England and France were to be ruled as separate nations, with neither having precedence over the other's customs or laws.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# That's absolutely fine
All we need to do is redefine the borders of "France" such that it returns to the Ile de France and loses suzerainity over Normandy and the Atlantic coast. It can negotiate with Germany and Spain over who has ownership of current-day South-West France. So long as there's a polity called "France" which is identifiably the descendent of the "France" that signed the treaty, all will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Not liking the French
is a good enough reason.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Why would anybody invade France baffles me.
It's full of French.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# France without French can be a nice place
I know, i live there.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Sadly, there's no shortage of people
who'd overturn European labour laws as quickly as they could, on the basis that it's the right of a free-born Englishman to be worked every hour god sends for a pittance.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I don't think Cameron is seriously in argument that ditching the EU would be a fucking stupid move
His public persona may be different, and his private view might be that we'd be better off without the spics and the frogs and the dagos and the kraut, but I think professionally he has to know it would be suicide.

God I think I'm getting idealistic in my old age.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Dave wants us to stay IN
But he's getting bullied by the party to get us out.

But it's also a massive early election policy he knows will get him headlines and votes, and then not follow through with it (as Tony Blair did)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Cameron will be campaigning on the stay in side
People like Bob Crow and others in the left will be on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# With a name like Bob Crow he should really be a half indian trapper with a fur hat living in the wilds of Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Back when I took public transport that's where I would have liked to see him placed.
Now I drive I quite like the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# It's simple
first we opt out without actually considering it because, you know, a change is as good as a rest, then when we find ourselves on the verge of collapse we ask to rejoin/declare war on Europe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I think the collapse comes before we actually opt out.
Given the chances of any major economic player actually investing in the UK with this question mark over our economic future are practically zero now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# This ^^^
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# yeah but never mind that, someone on Big Brother dun a cheat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Bill Hicks/American Gladiators...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Was just thinking this.
'Go back to bed, America!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# ha
:D
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# I think we can expect to start seeing even Tory bigwigs making arguments in favour of staying in the EU
Not necessarily arguments in favour of the EU itself, but certainly for staying in it and having some measure of say in the structures. Like it or not, everyone has to accept that Europe as a whole is and always will be, by dint of geographical accident even if shared culture is less important now than before, our major trading partner. It is also tied in a large trading bloc. Quitting this bloc, and then having our economy governed by its rules while having absolutely no sway over those rules, is ridiculous suicide. The Tories have reasonable advice, the same as anyone in power, both from their own advisers (some of whom even know their arses from their elbows) and from the Civil Service and from businesses, and I think most major businesses would panic at the idea of leaving the EU and being at the mercy of trade laws and a sterling left loose.

I'm not even sure people like Farrage want to genuinely leave the EU; maybe I'm naive but I'd hope he wants to shock the EU into a radical rethink of its setup. He does, after all, have no chance of actually achieving any real power except perhaps as a small party aligning with the Tories in the next Parliament. I'm not even sure I wouldn't agree with the idea of restructuring the EU significantly, though I highly doubt that my preferences would align much with Farrage. Maybe I'm wrong, and he'll virulently oppose it with a full heart.

Anyway, the point of this almost pointless spiel is that I reckon we can now see the Tories split into a painfully choreographed set of groupings. The "EU friendly", who will argue to stay in the EU (a small group, perhaps fronted by people like Ken Clarke); the "EU neutral" who will argue that there are many good things about the EU and the things that are less pleasing for Britain are more easily changed by standing in Brussels pissing out than standing in Dover pissing in (hello, "Dave"); and the "anti EU" who will make reasonably weak arguments about how much the EU costs and be rapidly shot down by both the other groupings (probably "George" will be the fall guy there, he's a dead duck anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# It's a massively damaging way of attempting to shore up his leadership position in any case.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# There's probably a good case in that, yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# I dunno.
I don't like forrins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# spoken like most of the 60 odd %
of the population who want us out of Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah
Bloody forrins, comin over here and giving us their money.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# My mate who emmigrated to Bushville in Australia described it as
"Full of casual racists, who basically just wish the abos would fack orf home."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# FP this NOW!
; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# You just KNOW it's coming...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Tag toppage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# The Downton Abbey craze has yet to infect me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# It has it's moments :)
Treated me and my lad to 'Dredd' last week Cap'n,
tis good if I remember your reviews? Can't wait :D
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# I'll happily recommend 'Dredd' to everybody I meet.
No loose baggage, just gets right in there and doesn't stop until the credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# It's not good.
It's mind-buggeringly awesome.

As fantastic a realisation of the Dredd vision as the Stallone version was an indecorous rodgering of it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
always with the John Goodman...

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
2005? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha, yes.
How we have grown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Oh my, just marvellous
"Name and number for the prefect, you frightful little twerp!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# "I'm pater now" :D
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Proletarians?
I've shit 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
(Although that's The Long Good Friday).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# No, no, it's scum all right.
The scene where Carlin offers Archer a sausage (no, not like that)...

"Vegetarians, I've shit 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Ning Moleypoos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Pip pip!
\\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
"Next time, we'll debate this like proper gentlemen".
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
"Now go warm my toilet seat you FAAGGG!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# I give up
looks familiar but I can't work out who it is
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# :D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scum_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Ah thanks Mr Moley
Was borking my brain, I'd thought the 1st shot was a young Ed Balls
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# :D
brill
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# masterfully done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I like figging and I like fagging...
but which is best?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# haha brilliant!!
fucking love that film!

'leave it out striper'

*bok!!!*

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:55, archived)

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