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God damn, I just wanna see Road to Nowhere
you VEVO beaver pimping MOTHERFUCKERS! Yeah, I GOT IT! You'll never LEAVE ME ALONE!
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helmetcream ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:03,
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Kaiser ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:07,
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Zinc deficiency
G'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:47,
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That's a splendid style
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:12,
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I second that.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING FILM???!!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:34,
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incoming!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:23,
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Interesting choice of ship...
subtle...
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:00,
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google image search, first page, looks about right
ping! next. :|
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:32,
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herald of free enterprise?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 6:09,
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damn roadworks
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:13,
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I read WESSEX as BEESWAX
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:14,
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if I'd thought of that
and had the time, it would do. Very quick, going away for the weekend otherwise I would have put more effort in.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:15,
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i see nothing but cocks everywhere
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:29,
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Liar
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:29,
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That, sir, is the most scurrilous attack upon my good character that it has ever been my misfortune to be subjected to.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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Ahahahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:22,
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Go t'other way...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:23,
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You're doing it wrong, you're making the UK look more interesting than it actually is
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:27,
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In fairness
There were a couple decent episodes of Frasier.
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helmetcream ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:38,
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immigrant african killer bee
comin overe here, obstructing our junctions :D
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:47,
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Looks like a moderately busy, distributor thoroughfare.
Is it a Bee-road?
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:19,
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Blunt... but to the point.
Especially if you check the image properties.
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Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:55,
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Slightly nervous that this compo is creating images
which could be re-appropriated by scary men with no hair. Perhaps we should tag them all "Nick Griffin is a cock" to be on the safe side. (A criticism of the challenge, rather than this image specifically)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:21,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:24,
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And now the bloody forrens are winning us at our own game....
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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last wee homophobia
this week xenophobia we really should have gone with bees or lost consonants
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:27,
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OMFG THEY'RE STARTING ON THE BEES NOW
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:29,
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coming over here, stealing our gay honey
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:31,
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raping our flowers
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:34,
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BzZZzZzzZzzZlolzZzzbBBbbbBzZZzZ.
TEAM BEES SAYS THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT WITH THEIR BRIGHT COLOURS AND THEIR POLLEN RIGHT THERE ON DISPLAY!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:42,
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IF THEY DIDN'T WANT ATTENTION THEY WOULDN'T WEAR SUCH REVEALING PETALZZZ.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:02,
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ALL YOUR BASIL ARE BELONG TO US.
Burkhas for Begonias.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:07,
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Bee Radicals :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:11,
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and then dying out all over the place
who do they think they are
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:13,
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Bloody Suicide Bees
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:21,
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It would just have been
full of people making words like "week" into "wee" IMHO
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:29,
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lol wee
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30,
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hahahaha
that would have been brilliant :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30,
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A wee and poo challenge
where all the jokes have to be something that you could safely tell a six year old would be excellent.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:37,
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Yes. This.
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:38,
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aw man time for the joke my "niece" made up again
Q: Why didn't the duck quack? A: Because it had been underwater all day and all night!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:39,
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Your "niece" is creepy and should be exorcised immediatedly.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:47,
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That is an excellent joke.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:54,
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You are probably just as insane as MGT pretending to be her niece.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:56,
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Hehe,
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:26,
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With its clever use of callbacks and superb misdirection it's comedy gold!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 6:58,
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I was supposed to be going to bed.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:51,
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hahaha
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:52,
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or both at once,
go for ees
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:31,
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I'd love a Bees compo. When was bees up for the vote?
HOW DID I MISS BEES?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:44,
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It probably got Modded just like SHED! The LOVELY Mu.
sadtimes. :(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:53,
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I thought they were all too busy knuckle deep up dogs' bumoles to do any serious modding.
This is an outrage stujy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:58,
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Tories have no hair?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:28,
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homophobia,
xenophobia... next week's challenge: show us why women should stay in the kitchen
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30,
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mind piss
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:36,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:43,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:47,
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I don't think the Gay Robots one was that bad.
I saw lots of gay stereotypes, but nothing stood out to me as being particularly hateful or predjudiced.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:51,
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only one good reason comes to mind
because the kitchen is where all the really sharp knives are, and the rest of the house and garden is infested with Zombies. It's interesting that - up until now - it seems no depravity is too low for b3ta, except racism and sexism. Sadly homophobia has always been rife. As an offender myself in this Image Challenge, if it's any consolation I'm pulling two of my images from the compo before it's over. What disturbs me most is some of the comments are "hahaha I agree too" when the aim of the entries are supposedly to cleverly meet the compo's guidelines, not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes. *Edit* done and done - I feel happier for it too.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:31,
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*sigh* agreed
I feel the same way about some of the images I've created, and have sat there a few minutes before hitting the submit button... or not, as I've abandoned a few that were just too much. As I'm using Transport Posters the source is very much limiting what joke I can do (which is normally fun: be creative within constraints) - while this can't fail to be a reflection on my own imagination (if not my own morals); interestingly it's also partly a reflection on the general attitudes of the 1950s, albeit lensed through the image challenge constraints. In retrospect perhaps the challenge should have been MORE challenging by specifying "non-racist/sexist etc images only" - actually raising the cleverness of submissions (always good) while reducing the easy fallback of being offensive. The only ones of mine I'm truly happy with only reference Tea , Sharks , and Hell . Much better than my Sexist and Racist ones, yet these are both rating by far more popular in the challenge - which is sad. I'm thinking of pulling them from the compo. What disturbs me most is some of the comments are "hahaha I agree too" when the aim of the entries are supposedly to cleverly meet the compo's guidelines, not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes. *Edit* done and done, images removed. I feel better about it now.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:15,
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"not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes"
...at least SOMEONE's realised I'm not signed up to the BNP. But on the other hand, looks like I've finally got the hang of this b3ta thing! ;)
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Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:16,
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I didn't think you were.
It was just a strong example of the sort of image that could easily be seen out-of-context as something it is not supposed to be, which it is hard to not do.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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I think careful tagging
can get around the problem to make intent clear, which yours I felt already were - I saw them as old-fashioned stereotypes rather than the sort of ones the EDL use... which is actually a good way to mock current attitudes by comparing them to archaic ones. Never really seen b3ta to be homophobic, to be honest. People who have been clearly so have usually been flamed. Stereotypes get played with, but that is usually because they can be amusing in a way the average person isn't. There's a good South Park where there is a meeting of the gay community and everyone is very 'normal' apart from Big Gay Al and Mr Slave at the front, which I felt was their way of showing that there's simply far more room for fun with the stereotypes which is why they are disproportionately used. But, yeah, with immigration (and I'd say the unemployed is the other area) there seems to be far more opinions expressed that I myself find troubling.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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good points
Agree with the tagging, but the idea that someone could intentionally take my image out of context for their own BNPesque uses was disturbing. The key thing for me is I wasn't entirely comfortable with the images myself, which probably means I only actually submitted them because I'd spent a bit of time making them! I guess you're right on the homophobia, re-reading I'm not sure where I'm coming from saying it's "rife" - the Gay Robots challenge was as good an indication as any that the b3ta community plays with the subject rather than vilify it. Anyway, looking forward to constructing some more images for this challenge more along the lines of "Britain is unattractive" rather than "You are unattractive to Britons".
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:19,
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Obviously, the French version wouldn't be pixellated.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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hahaha
the only reason to visit Britain, ruined!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:32,
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ball-brain,tutu-headed-bat-bodied-bellend bounce
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:43,
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I for one....
don't consider the weekend is complete without a bellend bounce !
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:55,
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much fuck was had
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02,
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Holy throbbing Tutu Robin!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:59,
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fuck much was had
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02,
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OH HELL YES THIS IS RATHER SPECIAL.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02,
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had much was fuck
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:03,
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all hip replacements should look like this
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30,
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Oh shit.
Rattlehead knows! Damndamndamndamndamnwhat-can-I-do-now.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:48,
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We could always just hide...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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Pfffft!
Like Atlantis, you mean, or Ultima Thule? Then everyone would think we were superbeings and hunt us down!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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Take a vote on it
but don't rely on the support of MPs who've just received acupuncture. Still, it'll stop immigrants sneaking in to pick berries in SW England. It is easier for the camo to pass on the Aye of the needled than it is to enter via the lingon of Devon.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:58,
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Oof!
Has Devon moved?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:05,
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Nope, still in the SW
(didn't ninja, honest guv)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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You rotten swine!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:18,
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No need for that kind of bad language
What are you, some kind of French person?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:22,
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Even the French wouldn't stoop to a ninja edit of that magnitude.
(pffft I said 'stoop')
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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Haha just saw that before, serves them right.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:31,
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haha
excellent
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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hahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:59,
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...best one I've seen so far (aside from mine, of course)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:02,
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Thanks!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10,
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Brilliant!
...until the bribe money to Google Maps runs out! It might be more cost-effective to rename your country "Greenland". Surely the combined ingenuity of your barristers can not only quash lawsuits from the alleged heretofore "real" Greenland, but get their small lawsuit-besieged population to pay damages for infringing upon your new island branding.
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H4X0r falsified timestamp on ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:54,
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Ha ha ha,
Excellent stuff!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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Pun time
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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Hahaha :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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the original (?) Mr Puniverse died this week
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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Don't remember that he had a computer game...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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Blimey, his real head looks like a bad headswap.
Profit from congenital condition.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:53,
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Have a cuppa...
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potted plant ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:57,
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You only get an ooh with Cthulhooh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:03,
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haha, and inevitably...
and inevitably...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:06,
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oh
oh dear
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:08,
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fucking hell
:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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I like it when they burn
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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That'll happen if you order the vindal-ood.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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FFS
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:59,
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Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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Pfffft!
Tetley make teabags make Ryleigh!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:08,
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The best part of waking up...
...is cthulhu in your cup!
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potted plant ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:28,
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In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...
but when he wakes up he'll have a nice hot cup of tea to look forward to.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:05,
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Hahaha!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:54,
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she looks tired
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:06,
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Self stirring, I see.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:41,
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The weather is no bother
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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Nicely
what's the hell skull from?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:06,
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Doctor Who.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:09,
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spot on!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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Ta
was going to bug me all night :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:51,
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Coolio.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:10,
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Nice!
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:33,
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I like this
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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Prick
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Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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I'll draw something!! :D
...But expect dead cat helicopter. I want to funny joke. Boring is my enemy!! *Exit Reception*
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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Cat copter please
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Saner ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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NAH D:
N A H !!
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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live cat copter
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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I want to new idea ):
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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catamarang?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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Tea and sympathy, please.
Not feeling at all well.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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We'll put on the kettle for some tea and some sympathy
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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say goodnight Jimbob
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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Goodnight Jimbob
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:33,
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a tearful midget pointing at a broken tank being consoled by a seagull wearing an eyepatch and a toolbelt.
In a post apocalyptic tourist resort by the sea.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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Donald Trump in a fatal golfing-related accident.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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^this^
FTW!
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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt! ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:07,
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Ooh this! I do like the real photo challenges.
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barnesy ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:17,
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Ravi Shankar arriving late for Stalin's wedding, because there was a goose in his car
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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robotic professor finds love
in unexpected horse-food factory
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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A dinosaur raping a bear.
Oh wait...you already did that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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no i didn't ^^;
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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was it the other way round?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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O.K., how about a bear getting raped by a dinosaur?!
No...you did that one too.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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It appears two people think you did
that would be enough for L'Oreal to launch it commercially
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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maybe she was born with it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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Draw your boyfriend...HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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this is Great than it. ):
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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You should post this every hour.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:33,
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This observation on female anatomy may be the final proof that we need to show that you are in fact a male virgin.
Don't get me wrong, I like your stuff and think that you help to keep b3ta lively, but maybe spend some time on tumblr, look at some boobs if you want to understand drawings like this. Or don't, boobs are not for everyone to like (I just really care for them). Do please stay weird though :)
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:32,
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But, boobs don't start growing from the collarbone.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:46,
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hahaha
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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Draw the Curtains
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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Some sort of zombie rabbit nun thing
Getting into some kind of adventure
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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with sexy results
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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That's probably a bit much to hope for
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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Despondency.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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??
Why despondency?? O:
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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If not that, just draw something pink.
And legal.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:35,
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No problem.
I still not decide draw something pink. I'm just thinking :3
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:39,
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A man
- tired, and frankly in an entirely petulant mood, arrives home from work. Discarding the overdue bills he collected from the letterbox on the way in, he sits at his computer and starts browsing his usual haunts on the internet, in the hopes of finding some sort of distraction from his worries. He has not had a good day; he has realised today that at his next birthday he will turn thirty and he has little to show for it other than a single failed relationship and about twenty-five kilos of excess body weight. His work has failed to distract him from his slightly morbid thoughts, instead choosing to augment them with concerns about his job performance. Hearing a slight buzzing noise from outside, he sighs, crosses the room and draws the blind. On the other side of the window hovers a glassy-eyed stuffed cat, suspended by four small rotor blades.
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42,
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life is worth living again :-)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:52,
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with tits.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:14,
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:D
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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great imagery.
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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hahahahahahaha!
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Ice cream's day out.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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Draw the incredible hulk straining and doing a big green poo
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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out of the wrong part
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42,
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a topical joke about the detective being jailed for leaking information to the news of the world
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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Draw a blade across your finger
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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oof!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34,
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Never forgive.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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My finger?
The idea has already done.
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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DO FREEBASE
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34,
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A pirate's treasure map
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:48,
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Draw an attention seeking troll poorly imitating a shit illustration style
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:01,
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Internet fanny works!
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new_matt ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:03,
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My Little Elephant
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:04,
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Unit 731 the Musical - with pink nun rabbits.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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My hairy gooch listening to Moombahton.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:23,
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a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Britain
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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Unfortunately I have not such idea ):
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38,
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a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Cirencester
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:46,
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a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Japan
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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How about...
my character before she was retconned to be human, licking the fingers of your rabbit zombie nun, who is turning into Glacier Mint? Oh wait, that's been done.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:47,
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A hedgehog working as a traffic policeman
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:49,
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*checking*
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:20,
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Pearl Harbour (comedy version)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:31,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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So, almost three hours later and you haven't actually drawn anything that has been requested.
You cock.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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It's pub tiem in Cirencester
:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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Pub time
for Moggy and Barnserly
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:51,
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Ah but the attention, the lovely, lovely attention.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:58,
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draw skugosarus
:)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10,
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heres an idea
Stopping Eating Whalemeats
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OneOfSome ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:21,
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somethin with action
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rpx ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:16,
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Duncan Bannatyne keeps posting smug pictures of his holiday on Twitter.
I felt the need to add the required elements...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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:)
I think Mr Smug is my favourite b3ta meme.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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There's certainly something endearing about the fellow...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:41,
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I miss Chump Manbear
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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I just worry some day someone will appear and demand all the royalties
and then posts their picture sitting there with a croissant
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Pootle ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:44,
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:37,
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The red boat's a nice touch.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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arf
sticky
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OneOfSome ,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:23,
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Ha:)
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herman:D ,
Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:25,
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haha, it's like a first person shooter version of Dragons Den
where you play Smug Bastard, who's job it is to pitch ideas to all the dragons who in a strange twist (or due to not getting the rights to use the studio location) have all gone on holiday. Armed only with fine wine and croissants you must travel the globe hunting them down.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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*hides
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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This is how you make £30K a year!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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I don't want a pay cut, thanks
/smug blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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Lol the Daily Mail offered me 50k for it
;)
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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I don't understand it
but then I only got a C for maths
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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you're not the only one
......who doesnt understand it...not the C in maths crap (i got an A naturally)
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove' ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:01,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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hmm
wonder if it has missile-firing capability too, out of view on the opposite side
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Psst - its not snowing any more!
"scootay" - i like it. Sounds like something Michael Jackson from Bo Selecta would say. Nice secret link of the Penguin!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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!
link links
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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well spotted, detective!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Yes, but it was when I started this little narrative.
I actually ordered some ice cleats during that last cold snap.....they've just arrived.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Use them to climb up walls so you can spy on ladies undressing
...for reference, yknow...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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You went to the CES didn't you?
Hopped on your secret mastermind plane and went to Vegas
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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My budget doesn't stretch that far.
"Secret Mastermind Plane" is a rubber-band powered thing I got in a christmas cracker....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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Draw me :D
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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Secret link deserves it's own thread.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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Which?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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The Joker!
(didn't even see the other one)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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P.S. Dutch chum of mine made a working LEGO Tachikoma:
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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=O
*votes* I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:50,
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Love that Joker.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38,
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You come straight out of a comic book...
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:05,
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He'll be too busy lookin' goood.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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BULLSHI' MR HAN MAN!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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brilliant!!
have you ever seen Black Belt Jones? Classic action with the bloke who does Hong Kong Fuey's voice in it :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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This one?
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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i'll take that as a resounding yes then :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:47,
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Should do the trick
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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Supple!
Needs less red.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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Needs less red.
Spoken like the lady herself.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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Arf!
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Herne Bay
can't make it compo-worthy, so have something for the meme-bank
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Father Jack?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:19,
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Henry
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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Father Jack.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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Henry
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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hahahaha
oh well done, I had no idea this vid existed - some top shops in there
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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They'll be the ones I didn't do
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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mine either!
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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^this^
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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FATHER JACK.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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who?
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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Father Jack - you know.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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Henry?
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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HaHa!!!!! That's terrific
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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Haha - i like the piss she's sitting on
I dont think that lad in between her legs will be a good fit though!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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Beach Holiday of the 50ft Woman
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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hahahaha
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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Squeeze Henry
That little guy's caught the ping pong ball!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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Arf!
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Twin Henrys
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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it's the Dragon's Den of the future
"I'd like 500,000 space credits for my Futuristic Highlighter Clarinet" "Ahm oot"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Haha!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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the new design of Ann Summer's "Rampant Rocket" caused concern among the mechanoid community
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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Wow!
There was an ABC Warrior that looked a bit like that, Morrigun.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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BIG JOBS!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Those giant barreled biros with the different coloured inks are ace
also phwoar
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:03,
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It is a D-15 'Destroyer'.
The latest technology in 'Destroying Stuff'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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Very nice!!
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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Very nice
Reminds me of the robot woman from Superman III
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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vera webster
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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that was pretty disturbing when she got forcibly robotized
gave me a wee case of the horrors
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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Ace!
How does it smell?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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and can it be milked?
looks like it can
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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future robot chick with space battle staff of space battle in future
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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Whoa! Nellie
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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Horses for courses
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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apparantly
they had a "bring your horse... to Hungry Jacks" ad campaign a few years back (horses in drive-through) - can't find it on youtube though.
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:21,
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Jummiy savliie did WHAT in the Thames?!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49,
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Nice font work, who's next?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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"Ah'm seein' stars" said Buck as he rolled off the bench into the hedgerow.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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Wilmaaaaaaa!
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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haha!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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hahaha
mmmmm Fuckfast
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48,
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Ha ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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Hahaha
One of my mates bought me a bottle of buckfast without even a smattering of irony. It tastes like mouthwash mixed with ribena,
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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I quite like it.
I've never sat down with a bottle though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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Hahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:57,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
I wondered why they all walked funny.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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Excellent
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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should rename it 'chunderbirds' after this!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38,
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