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# God damn, I just wanna see Road to Nowhere
you VEVO beaver pimping MOTHERFUCKERS!



Yeah, I GOT IT! You'll never LEAVE ME ALONE!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Zinc deficiency
G'night
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:47, archived)
# That's a splendid style

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:12, archived)
# I second that.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING FILM???!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] incoming!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Interesting choice of ship...
subtle...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# google image search, first page, looks about right
ping! next. :|
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:32, archived)
# herald of free enterprise?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] damn roadworks

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:13, archived)
# I read WESSEX as BEESWAX
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# if I'd thought of that
and had the time, it would do.

Very quick, going away for the weekend otherwise I would have put more effort in.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:15, archived)
# i see nothing but cocks everywhere
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Liar
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:29, archived)
# That, sir, is the most scurrilous attack upon my good character that it has ever been my misfortune to be subjected to.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Go t'other way...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] You're doing it wrong, you're making the UK look more interesting than it actually is
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:27, archived)
# In fairness
There were a couple decent episodes of Frasier.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:38, archived)
# immigrant african killer bee
comin overe here, obstructing our junctions
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:47, archived)
# Looks like a moderately busy, distributor thoroughfare.
Is it a Bee-road?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Blunt... but to the point.
Especially if you check the image properties.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Slightly nervous that this compo is creating images
which could be re-appropriated by scary men with no hair. Perhaps we should tag them all "Nick Griffin is a cock" to be on the safe side.

(A criticism of the challenge, rather than this image specifically)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:21, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:24, archived)
# And now the bloody forrens are winning us at our own game....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# last wee homophobia
this week xenophobia

we really should have gone with bees or lost consonants
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# OMFG THEY'RE STARTING ON THE BEES NOW
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# coming over here, stealing our gay honey
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:31, archived)
# raping our flowers
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
# BzZZzZzzZzzZlolzZzzbBBbbbBzZZzZ.
TEAM BEES SAYS THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT WITH THEIR BRIGHT COLOURS AND THEIR POLLEN RIGHT THERE ON DISPLAY!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:42, archived)
# IF THEY DIDN'T WANT ATTENTION THEY WOULDN'T WEAR SUCH REVEALING PETALZZZ.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# ALL YOUR BASIL ARE BELONG TO US.
Burkhas for Begonias.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Bee Radicals :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:11, archived)
# and then dying out all over the place
who do they think they are
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Bloody Suicide Bees
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:21, archived)
# It would just have been
full of people making words like "week" into "wee" IMHO
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# lol wee
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha
that would have been brilliant :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# A wee and poo challenge
where all the jokes have to be something that you could safely tell a six year old would be excellent.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Yes. This.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
# aw man time for the joke my "niece" made up again
Q: Why didn't the duck quack?
A: Because it had been underwater all day and all night!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Your "niece" is creepy and should be exorcised immediatedly.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:47, archived)
# That is an excellent joke.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:54, archived)
# You are probably just as insane as MGT pretending to be her niece.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Hehe,
submit it to this!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:26, archived)
# With its clever use of callbacks and superb misdirection it's comedy gold!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 6:58, archived)
# I was supposed to be going to bed.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# or both at once,
go for ees
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:31, archived)
# I'd love a Bees compo. When was bees up for the vote?
HOW DID I MISS BEES?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# It probably got Modded just like SHED! The LOVELY Mu.
sadtimes.
:(
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:53, archived)
# I thought they were all too busy knuckle deep up dogs' bumoles to do any serious modding.
This is an outrage stujy.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Tories have no hair?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:28, archived)
# homophobia,
xenophobia...

next week's challenge: show us why women should stay in the kitchen
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# mind piss
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:47, archived)
# I don't think the Gay Robots one was that bad.
I saw lots of gay stereotypes, but nothing stood out to me as being particularly hateful or predjudiced.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:51, archived)
# only one good reason comes to mind
because the kitchen is where all the really sharp knives are, and the rest of the house and garden is infested with Zombies.

It's interesting that - up until now - it seems no depravity is too low for b3ta, except racism and sexism. Sadly homophobia has always been rife. As an offender myself in this Image Challenge, if it's any consolation I'm pulling two of my images from the compo before it's over.

What disturbs me most is some of the comments are "hahaha I agree too" when the aim of the entries are supposedly to cleverly meet the compo's guidelines, not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes.


*Edit* done and done - I feel happier for it too.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:31, archived)
# *sigh* agreed
I feel the same way about some of the images I've created, and have sat there a few minutes before hitting the submit button... or not, as I've abandoned a few that were just too much.

As I'm using Transport Posters the source is very much limiting what joke I can do (which is normally fun: be creative within constraints) - while this can't fail to be a reflection on my own imagination (if not my own morals); interestingly it's also partly a reflection on the general attitudes of the 1950s, albeit lensed through the image challenge constraints. In retrospect perhaps the challenge should have been MORE challenging by specifying "non-racist/sexist etc images only" - actually raising the cleverness of submissions (always good) while reducing the easy fallback of being offensive.

The only ones of mine I'm truly happy with only reference Tea, Sharks, and Hell. Much better than my Sexist and Racist ones, yet these are both rating by far more popular in the challenge - which is sad. I'm thinking of pulling them from the compo.

What disturbs me most is some of the comments are "hahaha I agree too" when the aim of the entries are supposedly to cleverly meet the compo's guidelines, not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes.


*Edit* done and done, images removed. I feel better about it now.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:15, archived)
# "not necessarily reflecting the submitter's own attitudes"
...at least SOMEONE's realised I'm not signed up to the BNP.

But on the other hand, looks like I've finally got the hang of this b3ta thing! ;)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:16, archived)
# I didn't think you were.
It was just a strong example of the sort of image that could easily be seen out-of-context as something it is not supposed to be, which it is hard to not do.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I think careful tagging
can get around the problem to make intent clear, which yours I felt already were - I saw them as old-fashioned stereotypes rather than the sort of ones the EDL use... which is actually a good way to mock current attitudes by comparing them to archaic ones.

Never really seen b3ta to be homophobic, to be honest. People who have been clearly so have usually been flamed. Stereotypes get played with, but that is usually because they can be amusing in a way the average person isn't. There's a good South Park where there is a meeting of the gay community and everyone is very 'normal' apart from Big Gay Al and Mr Slave at the front, which I felt was their way of showing that there's simply far more room for fun with the stereotypes which is why they are disproportionately used.

But, yeah, with immigration (and I'd say the unemployed is the other area) there seems to be far more opinions expressed that I myself find troubling.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
# good points
Agree with the tagging, but the idea that someone could intentionally take my image out of context for their own BNPesque uses was disturbing. The key thing for me is I wasn't entirely comfortable with the images myself, which probably means I only actually submitted them because I'd spent a bit of time making them!

I guess you're right on the homophobia, re-reading I'm not sure where I'm coming from saying it's "rife" - the Gay Robots challenge was as good an indication as any that the b3ta community plays with the subject rather than vilify it.

Anyway, looking forward to constructing some more images for this challenge more along the lines of "Britain is unattractive" rather than "You are unattractive to Britons".
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously, the French version wouldn't be pixellated.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
the only reason to visit Britain, ruined!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:32, archived)
# ball-brain,tutu-headed-bat-bodied-bellend bounce
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:43, archived)
# I for one....
don't consider the weekend is complete without a bellend bounce !
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:55, archived)
# much fuck was had
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Holy throbbing Tutu Robin!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:59, archived)
# fuck much was had
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# OH HELL YES THIS IS RATHER SPECIAL.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# had much was fuck
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:03, archived)
# all hip replacements should look like this
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Oh shit.
Rattlehead knows!

Damndamndamndamndamnwhat-can-I-do-now.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] We could always just hide...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
Like Atlantis, you mean, or Ultima Thule? Then everyone would think we were superbeings and hunt us down!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Take a vote on it
but don't rely on the support of MPs who've just received acupuncture. Still, it'll stop immigrants sneaking in to pick berries in SW England.

It is easier for the camo to pass on the Aye of the needled than it is to enter via the lingon of Devon.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Oof!
Has Devon moved?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Nope, still in the SW
(didn't ninja, honest guv)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# You rotten swine!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# No need for that kind of bad language
What are you, some kind of French person?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Even the French wouldn't stoop to a ninja edit of that magnitude.
(pffft I said 'stoop')
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
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# Haha just saw that before, serves them right.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:59, archived)
# ...best one I've seen so far (aside from mine, of course)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
...until the bribe money to Google Maps runs out!

It might be more cost-effective to rename your country "Greenland". Surely the combined ingenuity of your barristers can not only quash lawsuits from the alleged heretofore "real" Greenland, but get their small lawsuit-besieged population to pay damages for infringing upon your new island branding.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Excellent stuff!
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Pun time
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# the original (?) Mr Puniverse died this week
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Don't remember that he had a computer game...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Blimey, his real head looks like a bad headswap.
Profit from congenital condition.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Have a cuppa...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# You only get an ooh with Cthulhooh
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# haha, and inevitably...
and inevitably...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# oh
oh dear
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# fucking hell
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# I like it when they burn
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# That'll happen if you order the vindal-ood.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# FFS
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Pfffft!
Tetley make teabags make Ryleigh!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# The best part of waking up...
...is cthulhu in your cup!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:28, archived)
# In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...
but when he wakes up he'll have a nice hot cup of tea to look forward to.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# she looks tired
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Self stirring, I see.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The weather is no bother
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Nicely
what's the hell skull from?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Doctor Who.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:09, archived)
# spot on!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Ta
was going to bug me all night :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Coolio.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Prick
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I'll draw something!! :D
...But expect dead cat helicopter. I want to funny joke. Boring is my enemy!!
*Exit Reception*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
#
Cat copter please
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# NAH D:
N
A
H
!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# live cat copter
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I want to new idea ):
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# catamarang?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Tea and sympathy, please.
Not feeling at all well.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# We'll put on the kettle for some tea and some sympathy
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# say goodnight Jimbob
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Goodnight Jimbob
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# a tearful midget pointing at a broken tank being consoled by a seagull wearing an eyepatch and a toolbelt.
In a post apocalyptic tourist resort by the sea.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Donald Trump in a fatal golfing-related accident.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^this^
FTW!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Ooh this! I do like the real photo challenges.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Ravi Shankar arriving late for Stalin's wedding, because there was a goose in his car
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# robotic professor finds love
in unexpected horse-food factory
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# A dinosaur raping a bear.
Oh wait...you already did that.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# no i didn't ^^;
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# was it the other way round?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# O.K., how about a bear getting raped by a dinosaur?!
No...you did that one too.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# It appears two people think you did
that would be enough for L'Oreal to launch it commercially
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# maybe she was born with it
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Draw your boyfriend...HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# this is Great than it. ):

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# You should post this every hour.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# This observation on female anatomy may be the final proof that we need to show that you are in fact a male virgin.
Don't get me wrong, I like your stuff and think that you help to keep b3ta lively, but maybe spend some time on tumblr, look at some boobs if you want to understand drawings like this. Or don't, boobs are not for everyone to like (I just really care for them).

Do please stay weird though :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# But, boobs don't start growing from the collarbone.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Draw the Curtains
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Some sort of zombie rabbit nun thing
Getting into some kind of adventure
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# with sexy results
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# That's probably a bit much to hope for
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Despondency.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# ??
Why despondency?? O:
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# If not that, just draw something pink.
And legal.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# No problem.
I still not decide draw something pink.
I'm just thinking :3
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# A man
- tired, and frankly in an entirely petulant mood, arrives home from work. Discarding the overdue bills he collected from the letterbox on the way in, he sits at his computer and starts browsing his usual haunts on the internet, in the hopes of finding some sort of distraction from his worries. He has not had a good day; he has realised today that at his next birthday he will turn thirty and he has little to show for it other than a single failed relationship and about twenty-five kilos of excess body weight. His work has failed to distract him from his slightly morbid thoughts, instead choosing to augment them with concerns about his job performance.

Hearing a slight buzzing noise from outside, he sighs, crosses the room and draws the blind. On the other side of the window hovers a glassy-eyed stuffed cat, suspended by four small rotor blades.


(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# life is worth living again :-)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# with tits.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# great imagery.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Ice cream's day out.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Draw the incredible hulk straining and doing a big green poo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# out of the wrong part
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# a topical joke about the detective being jailed for leaking information to the news of the world
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Draw a blade across your finger
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# oof!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Never forgive.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# My finger?
The idea has already done.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# DO FREEBASE
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# A pirate's treasure map
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Draw an attention seeking troll poorly imitating a shit illustration style
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Internet fanny works!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# My Little Elephant
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Unit 731 the Musical - with pink nun rabbits.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# My hairy gooch listening to Moombahton.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Britain
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Unfortunately I have not such idea ):
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Cirencester
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Japan
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:50, archived)
# How about...
my character before she was retconned to be human, licking the fingers of your rabbit zombie nun, who is turning into Glacier Mint?

Oh wait, that's been done.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# A hedgehog working as a traffic policeman
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# *checking*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Pearl Harbour (comedy version)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# So, almost three hours later and you haven't actually drawn anything that has been requested.
You cock.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# It's pub tiem in Cirencester
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Pub time
for Moggy
and Barnserly
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Ah but the attention, the lovely, lovely attention.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# draw skugosarus
:)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# heres an idea
Stopping Eating Whalemeats
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# somethin with action
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:16, archived)
# Duncan Bannatyne keeps posting smug pictures of his holiday on Twitter.
I felt the need to add the required elements...

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# :)
I think Mr Smug is my favourite b3ta meme.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# There's certainly something endearing about the fellow...
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I miss Chump Manbear
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# I just worry some day someone will appear and demand all the royalties
and then posts their picture sitting there with a croissant
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
#
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# The red boat's a nice touch.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# arf
sticky
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:23, archived)
# Ha:)
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# haha, it's like a first person shooter version of Dragons Den
where you play Smug Bastard, who's job it is to pitch ideas to all the dragons who in a strange twist (or due to not getting the rights to use the studio location) have all gone on holiday.
Armed only with fine wine and croissants you must travel the globe hunting them down.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] *hides
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# This is how you make £30K a year!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# I don't want a pay cut, thanks

/smug blog
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Lol the Daily Mail offered me 50k for it
;)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I don't understand it
but then I only got a C for maths
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# you're not the only one
......who doesnt understand it...not the C in maths crap
(i got an A naturally)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
#
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# hmm
wonder if it has missile-firing capability too, out of view on the opposite side
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Psst - its not snowing any more!
"scootay" - i like it. Sounds like something Michael Jackson from Bo Selecta would say.
Nice secret link of the Penguin!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# !
link links
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# well spotted, detective!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Yes, but it was when I started this little narrative.
I actually ordered some ice cleats during that last cold snap.....they've just arrived.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Use them to climb up walls so you can spy on ladies undressing
...for reference, yknow...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# You went to the CES didn't you?
Hopped on your secret mastermind plane and went to Vegas
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# My budget doesn't stretch that far.
"Secret Mastermind Plane" is a rubber-band powered thing I got in a christmas cracker....
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Draw me :D

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Secret link deserves it's own thread.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Which?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# The Joker!
(didn't even see the other one)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# P.S. Dutch chum of mine made a working LEGO Tachikoma:
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# =O
*votes*
I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Love that Joker.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# You come straight out of a comic book...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# He'll be too busy lookin' goood.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# BULLSHI' MR HAN MAN!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# brilliant!!
have you ever seen Black Belt Jones? Classic action with the bloke who does Hong Kong Fuey's voice in it :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# This one?

:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# i'll take that as a resounding yes then :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Should do the trick
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Supple!
Needs less red.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Needs less red.
Spoken like the lady herself.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Herne Bay


can't make it compo-worthy, so have something for the meme-bank
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Father Jack?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Henry
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Father Jack.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Henry
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
oh well done, I had no idea this vid existed - some top shops in there
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# They'll be the ones I didn't do
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# mine either!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# FATHER JACK.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# who?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Father Jack - you know.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Henry?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# HaHa!!!!! That's terrific
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Haha - i like the piss she's sitting on
I dont think that lad in between her legs will be a good fit though!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Beach Holiday of the 50ft Woman
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Squeeze Henry
That little guy's caught the ping pong ball!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Twin Henrys

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# it's the Dragon's Den of the future
"I'd like 500,000 space credits for my Futuristic Highlighter Clarinet"

"Ahm oot"
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# the new design of Ann Summer's "Rampant Rocket" caused concern among the mechanoid community
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Wow!
There was an ABC Warrior that looked a bit like that, Morrigun.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# BIG JOBS!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Those giant barreled biros with the different coloured inks are ace
also phwoar
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# It is a D-15 'Destroyer'.
The latest technology in 'Destroying Stuff'.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Very nice!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Very nice
Reminds me of the robot woman from Superman III
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# vera webster
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# that was pretty disturbing when she got forcibly robotized
gave me a wee case of the horrors
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Ace!
How does it smell?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# and can it be milked?
looks like it can
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# future robot chick with space battle staff of space battle in future
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Whoa! Nellie
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Horses for courses
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# apparantly
they had a "bring your horse... to Hungry Jacks" ad campaign a few years back (horses in drive-through) - can't find it on youtube though.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Jummiy savliie did WHAT in the Thames?!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Nice font work, who's next?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# "Ah'm seein' stars" said Buck as he rolled off the bench into the hedgerow.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Wilmaaaaaaa!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
mmmmm Fuckfast

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
One of my mates bought me a bottle of buckfast without even a smattering of irony. It tastes like mouthwash mixed with ribena,
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# I quite like it.
I've never sat down with a bottle though.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I wondered why they all walked funny.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:02, archived)
# should rename it 'chunderbirds' after this!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)

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