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[challenge entry] hai thar

*this didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# looks good to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:50, archived)
# My issue did that
once. Then I quit*...

*may not be true. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# v nice
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# one part is quite outstanding
(patella, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, his blu-tac dog
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:12, archived)
# Hola!
Skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:51, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# cute!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:13, archived)
# bless his little racist heart
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:51, archived)
# I always wondered what happened to Penfold
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 4:09, archived)
# gets my vote for next pixar character
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Guess they finished now....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Jig jig jiggy jig



2.8Mb bigger version here
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# It's the Klan.
Also, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Think you got to the klux of the matter.
And woo
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# haha, it's like a nightmarish kids tv show from the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of the KLF's get-up on this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJaG1d7B9xo

From the comments.. "Just shows you what you could get away with before the pc brigade started up and spoiled things"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Lots of cats.


Well, alright, only one.
(omally Lurkus Maximus, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# while it's a perfectly lovely gif
I do think you may have misunderstood the definition of Stop Motion animation*

*unless your cat is dead and rigged with a crude coat hangar armature which you used to animate it climbing the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
# It takes real skill to glue a cat to the stairs repeatedly
They tend to be a lot less compliant after the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Glue? That's where you're going wrong
Velcro is the trick, Velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:42, archived)
# It's all done with rubber bands
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# And nails through the feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# You're all going about it wrong
freeze the cat first.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# nails is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha!




*grabs coat hanger*
Here tiddles...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Stop motion isn't time lapse, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Loving your coat hangar joke.
That must be one massive wardrobe you got there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# oh piss off

fucking sick of this bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Traditionally, at this point, you lift the mood by
posting a fucking brilliant image. Please don't be discouraged by the possible threat of censure.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Man that's champion.
But it isn't stop motion now is it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# 'It's good but it's not right,'
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Oh dear. Someone piss in your cornflakes again?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# well I like it
if you can't bend the rules a bit and post something creative that you've done on here.. well,,
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Thing is Mr Clap what makes this site for me is
unusual and surprising interpretations of aspects of life including interpretations of image challenges. If that's not why we are all here why are we all here? (Rhetorical)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Well, honestly, I don't know what to say
that hasn't been said before
ALL HAIL OMALLY"S TURBO CAT ! !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:53, archived)
# turbo cat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Pearoasting this here, since it seems apt.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:40, archived)
# You're Welcome.
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I'll see your te-chart...
...and raise you a map-o-gram

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Charts, you say?
you say?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# on a related note
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# We had a spate of shit challenges one time


this was how I vented my frustration
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Be (Holy) Seeing You...
(Dances With Stoves, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
I am not a bumber...
No.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# HA!
best one!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# has the pope laid an egg?
is this how they choose a successor?
what am i missing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
#
It's a reference to this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# oh yea forgot about that
still think its an egg tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I love that place
really must go back some time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
#
Festival No.6?

(I didn't manage to go last year, but according to friends, everyone was completely off their face at it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I
went on the Sunday - fucking excellent - especially if you like rain.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Someone in the Catholic Church being bumped from behind by balls against their will?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# ack! beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] *clears throat*
Ladies and gennulmen, I give you... Skullfunk, live!!!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Rock and/or Roll \m/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# \m/ (-_-) \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# :) i like the song that autoplays on your website...the dude's voice reminds me of someone, but i can't figure out who...
minor threadjack: i've just discovered that some idiot UKIP blog is using my jollygood picture (see profile) on their site...what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# If it is hot linked change the image to some thing deeply offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# *likes this suggestion*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# goatse, with ukip on the ring.
The ring on the finger....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# yea it's not unfortunately - that would have been my first choice though :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# How about writing to them say..
as a immigrant jobless African fraudster living off the State, that you are really chuffed they're using your image
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Thanx dude :)
Not sure what to suggest about the UKIP issue though :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# no worries! cool tunes...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# write a very stern email
Telling them not to be thieving cunts.
And to not be cunts
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:19, archived)
# hmm, i was thinking of doing this, but technically the original photo of the hollywood sign isn't mine
i'm not really sure how the whole thing works...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Doesn't matter - that's for the original copyright holder to take up, not them.
Send them an invoice for 2,500 quid, stating that if they continue to display the image, they are agreeing to be bound by your terms of use. They'll take it down fast enough. If not, you have 2,500 quid to build and aggressively market ukiparecunts.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Ukipare?
Is that something dirty from Japan?
(xaer0mancer, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# You might...
... be able to e-mail them, explaining you created the original on x day, y month etc. and you they didn't ask your permission to use your image, so would they please take it down?
I don't know if you registered your image as copyrighted or if B3ta claims things displayed on their pages come under their copyright as that would give you a lot more clout and you could sue them.
Failing that, make your own blog(s), writing about what a huge bag of dicks they are for not crediting your work.
In the future, I'd watermark or integrate your name/ID into the image at in the bottom corner or something.
What's the blog it's posted on (or address)?
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:33, archived)
# I found it
eureferendum.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/jolly-good-thing.html

If you want we could all e-mail them telling them their twunts?
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:35, archived)
# In fact,
There's a linky for comments and for twitter. What better way to out a thieving cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# :) nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# I tried...
You can't login on the comments and there's no direct comment on twitter, only to send the link to friends. I have, but I'm relatively new on twitter, so I doubt I have many followers. the hubby has a facebook account though, so I'll see if I can do any damage with that and (separately) contact the blog administrator
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I've emailed
the sites admin, so we'll see what happens. I'll see what else I can kick up.
I know, I have no life.
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# hehe cheers
probably not gonna do much but thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Copyright comes into existence the moment the work does.
Unless it was made under contract, the copyright automatically belongs to the creator of the work. Gets murkier if you've used an image without permission, but I hear that might be easier soon as there's talk of allowing people to use images without permission in the case of parody.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:57, archived)
# You could also try complaining to blogspot
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Threaten a DCMA takedown?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# I did think of that
but I don't like the idea of turning to the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# haha i really don't care enough about it to do that
although sending a DCMA takedown to a bunch of UKIP wankers who want us to sever ties with the EU and move into the mid-Atlantic would be nicely ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I've emailed
the website admin, but it's bounced back and you can't comment on their page as you can't sign up. Fuck it send them the DCMA. We tried being nice - they're just being pricks now.
To think I had a little bit of sympathy with them (stupid, I know).
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# heh, no worries, probably not worth the effort really just to get one photo taken down
meh, i might try and send them an email in a few days if i still care about it then...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I know
I just don't like thieves and people who get away with it even less >_<
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# woo dad!!
Now do yellow submarine
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Alright sunshine?

Have you seen my other guitar?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# *drops to knees and goes blind*
Awse!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# *pops in new eyes made of pickled onions*
There you go, son. Lovely new eyes. Delicious, crunchy eyes...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:19, archived)
# *eats*
Gissa kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Son, don't do that!
Apple will sue you... O_o

(eye-breath, geddit?)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# oh dad...




*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Likes \m/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Yay great tune,call me thick but I can't find the bit of your site with your forthcomin gigs?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# That's because we haven't got any at the moment :/
We played in Bradford last weekend, but while I'm working away things are a bit quiet, gig-wise...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Ah right!
I wanted to drop into one of your Notts gigs once, But only remembered it 2 days after it had happened! One day I'll catch you:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# That'll be cool :)
Hit me up on facebook if you're on there, and I'll make sure I let you know when we're playing
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# WoopWoop!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# A quick sketch I drew at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Nicely!
*clicks*
I wish I could draw...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# *draws*
BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# The Hills are alive
with the sound of Nukage

(nice arts btw)
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)
# put plenty of ointment on it
that's how :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha nice joke and nice arts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Good sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Lovely!
16, going on 17 kilotons?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Plant a rumour that it has vast, untapped oil reserves.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Nice Un!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
#
youtu.be/29MD29ekoKI
(Fly Projector, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 3:56, archived)
# That had to happen someday ...


Click for bigger (331 kb)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I can wait till it starts sending back instagram picture of its lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:55, archived)
# going to mars? I mean .... YOLO!
........... ah Fuck!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
# MORE INPUT STEPHANIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Duckfaces can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# This came to me in a dream


Click for bigger (453 kb)
And I don't think anyone's done this before. Any takers?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Art!
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# The centrally placed words "Onion Terror 2013" make it more surreal.
What can it mean?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# good question
They weren't there when I took the photos!
edit: plural as I merged two photatoes.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Haha, nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# nice taps......

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# They're a couple of dancing fools :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# yay!


And yay to OnionTerror's post at the top of the thread too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Erm..I think these guys beat you to it.
youtu.be/qu9MptWyCB8?t=54s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Nice...
And whilst we are being literal...
.

.


(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Oooh, ooh, I love literal too! Desktop speakers.

(scottywrotem, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
# and there's
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plugs
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# was just riflig through my old 12 inches
anyone remember this classic?

beegees derp
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# 17 meters for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
# wow that's derp :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Mail it Simon Weston, it should cheer him up....
Also, were's cupid this year? he always pops up around about now?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# good old Weston
I love that pic of him and the candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Fork handles?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/4694966
is my favourite b3ta moment of all time.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Haha, that's back in the days when I was just a wee lurker without an acount!
My Fav one has to be rattleheads Weston Vader animation.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Crikey. Remember when that many people replied to an image.
even rob.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I know! and some of the other names there too that I'd forgotten about
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
There's more posts there than we get in a day now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Th one on the right makes me think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha hells yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# haha
(UTB, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# this just screams Only Fools and Horses to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)
# It's Charles Darwin's birthday! Rejoice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Is the series catchphrase "You've made a right monkey out of me"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I wonder what j-apes he'll get up to?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# My first post (the post that hurts the most)
(CheddarAddict Eh eh ehhhhh, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# He's got a mint in his ear! welcome aboard ect...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Would, wouldn't, woo!
wouldn't woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# "you'll never leave"
seems an empty threat these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# whereas it used to seem like a simple statement of fact.

We're still stuck here though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Excuse me, could you tell me where the exit is, please?
Also, "Hello, Cheesy-person!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I had just watched League Of Gentlemen when I did it.
I mean - it's only an internet site, it's hardly Indiana State Penitentiary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Less buggery goes on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I'm still here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# hehe :)
nicely 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Perfect
Welcome

Pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Well I for one think it's a good first post.
Welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Nice one!
Welcome, pull up a kitten :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Well made.
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Hullo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# A fine first image! :) Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave*
*your interest in b3ta may go up as well as down. The first 6 months of b3ta is usually the best. If you last that long you'll think you're old school and probably have a small foray into board nazism,
regularly right clicking to check file sizes on everything. After that phase wears off, you'll still wonder why freebase is on the /board every day even though it stopped being funny at least 18 months ago.
Your job is at risk if you do not keep up while browsing b3ta at work. You Honda Accord is at risk if you post on /qotw. Ignore 2.0 is sh*t. Further Terms & Conditions may apply.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# And if you choose b3ta to supply both electric and gas, you can save a further 5%.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# and get a free meerkat
not a stuffed one. A real one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Quite wonderful.
Also, a man pulling a face because he's working hard to beat a target in the gym will never stop being the funniest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# That's horrifically arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# welcome fella!
top work there :)

Quince Philip and the Preen

I call this one Quince Philip and the Preen
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Welcome to b3ta you'll never leave pull a chair shop a kitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Oh hai new person
This wins the best first post on this internets today
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Woop woop
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)
# He's following in the footsteps, all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Nicely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# is that a woman with a beard?
looks a bit campylobacter to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:35, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Who said you can't tell by looking?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# cold dead eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Yay for the fingernobs!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# That's shit !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# The bird looks like it's been through a wind turbine :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah the bird was particularly poor.
And Yoffy has to be one of the most sinister-looking people ever on childrens' tv.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Hartley hare used to freak me out....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# That clacky dragon on You and Me gives me frightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Google isn't helping me with that...
Rosie and Jim were just creepy though..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I FEAR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# who'd have thought this small company would take over the world 20 years later
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# RRION?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# ahhahaa
all hail our Toksvig overlords
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# She's
what would turn up if I asked for a blond, Danish lesbian...
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Pictured: the local Games Workshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# to arms my black templars!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Just don't mention Space Marines
boingboing.net/2013/02/06/games-workshop-trademark-bully.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# That is a sad story
and I'm sure I remember GW having things like 'dwarves', 'elves' and even 'eldar' in their games...
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# What wankers
Someone needs to tell Disney to do a film about space marines
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Ozzy's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
...but why Gary Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# A question many of us have asked.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Whereas...
...Peter Sutcliffe passes without comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# "Peter, could you try fixing this bit of code?"
"I'll take a stab at it."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Best soccerball
pundit by a long way
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Because Wasp Box put the idea in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Wait, Dr. Who had an Illin' pimp monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Peter Kay in a rubber suit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# naked
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Ignore 2.0?
REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# needs more NUKES!!!
Haa Haa Haa...........FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Kim Jong Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# From the infamous paving slab blowjob episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# If only you were joking.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Or, as Wikipedia puts it
"The scene where Elton says he and Ursula have "a bit of a love life" was criticised by some commentators, who felt that the resultant implication of having oral sex with a paving slab was unsuitable for Doctor Who's large audience of children; others, however, dismissed this dialogue as a harmless joke that children would not understand."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# he's living the dream...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# oh man that's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# That's not all I'll put in you...
*unzips*

I mean, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Wonder if he writes poetry too....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Step back from the reactor, you've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)

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