![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fridges"){kind=small}
"Your name's Mr White goods..."
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:38,
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Pulp Fridgtion, surely?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:24,
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"Because, if you are trying to solve the problem of care and companionship with a robot, you are not trying to solve it with the people you need to solve it with - friends, family, community."Yeah, that just about sums it up.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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No no nothe only reason you'd need friends, family, or community is if you didn't have a hot sex robot.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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Robotic child intercourse is okay, I think drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:23,
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CyborgnoncingOr is it Robopeado
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:25,
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don't forget money
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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If I had a Lucy Liu bot I'd never speak to friends or family every again
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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They'd be grateful, I'm sure. You talk jibberish. "Every" indeed.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:41,
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I agreeI'd totally disown a friend or family member with a sex robot.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:22,
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So, family and friends seem to be a sustitute for a sex robot.It implies adventurous relations, keep it in the family eh.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:30,
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Sex robots would make a lot of chickens happy and don't pretend you never banged a chicken
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:51,
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i think it's one of those dolls that gives you a blowjob
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:59,
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The way he's holding that glass of wine shows you he's a man of taste
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:56,
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A slightly metallic taste at that
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:00,
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It's not lubrication, it's an oil leak. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:24,
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"The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes"Wow - three goes and time for a smoke afterwards?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:26,
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Straight outta a Cessna 208*clicks*
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:52,
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I'm sure he's telling the truth. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:18,
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BIgger, with platitudes.
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:55,
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HahaTop pun :D
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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"I like this!" Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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I would have thought they wanted the, wait for it, wait for it ... cellary
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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because "cellar" is like the bit downstairs and "celery" is a vegetable so yeah, it's sort of a play on words you see
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Gosh, that's awfully clever.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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just don't let me catch anyone using it and pretending they thought of it ok
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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Ground floor:
Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up...
First floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. Going up...
Second floor:
Carpets, travel goods, and bedding, materials, soft furnishings, restaurants, and ties. Going down...
Third floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats. Going down...
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:40,
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Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up...
First floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. Going up...
Second floor:
Carpets, travel goods, and bedding, materials, soft furnishings, restaurants, and ties. Going down...
Third floor:
Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats. Going down...
Try this, instead.FIRST FLOOR DUNGEON
Assorted simple tortures.
Molten lead, chopping blocks
And hot boiling oil.
SECOND FLOOR DUNGEON
Jewelry department.
Leg chains, ankle chains,
Neck chains, wrist chains, thumb screws
And nooses of the very finest rope.
THIRD FLOOR DUNGEON
Household appliances.
Spike beds, electric chairs,
gas chambers, roasting pots,
and scalping devices.
BASEMENT DUNGEON
Ev'ry body out!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_5,000_Fingers_of_Dr._T#Musical_score
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Assorted simple tortures.
Molten lead, chopping blocks
And hot boiling oil.
SECOND FLOOR DUNGEON
Jewelry department.
Leg chains, ankle chains,
Neck chains, wrist chains, thumb screws
And nooses of the very finest rope.
THIRD FLOOR DUNGEON
Household appliances.
Spike beds, electric chairs,
gas chambers, roasting pots,
and scalping devices.
BASEMENT DUNGEON
Ev'ry body out!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_5,000_Fingers_of_Dr._T#Musical_score
As I gaze into my crystal ball ... well let me see ... the mists are clearing ... ah .. yes ... people start posting photos of the actual inside of their fridge. Hmm. Well, fair enough. I've got some meatballs and pickled eggs in mine. ANd I'm a vegetarian!
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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... because the sun also rises (allegedly) (worrying look there, Rolf ...)
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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during my summer of pain I researched how people react differently to facial hair. Evidence supports the fact that when a chap sports a goatee beard, he is looked upon unfavourably. This may be because an upside down triangular shape is created over the face, which harbours all sorts of dark and nasty ... hairy thoughts. Strange, but true!
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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Cool story, bro
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:06,
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He is still laughing in hell you know. Not popular in Scarborough at all. Had a public viewing platform / bench erm erected opposite his flat/apartment here by the cliffs. It got ripped up and cast down the cliff. People here are very ... ermm ... touchy? about the subject of Savile.
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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NO WAY! REALLY? REALLY?I mean it was hardly in the news at all
you must be the only person who even heard about that
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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you must be the only person who even heard about that
don't worry that the public viewing platform is brokenJim'll fix it!
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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well it has a fucking fridge in it ... more more do you want, bumboy? A bar of gay soap for Christmas?
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:16,
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could have made it 'sun arse' too but a little busy today. It's hard work being a benevolent dictator, I can tell you.
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:20,
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Fridgeridoo?
Incredibly quick and shit because I should be working
the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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Wee Jimmy Krankie has never looked happier. Except when it's a bottle of whisky, I suppose.
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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Stan Rumney found the glass bottle in Holywell Bay near Newquay.Inside the bottle was a poorly-written poem, which Stan admitted was "A bitter disappointment", and added "What's with the feather?"
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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Mysterious message in a bottle makes Satan's day ... well, there you go, then!
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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So did you like Jesse's Helly Kitty phone? HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:42,
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I'll be honest, I thought I was going to have a heart attack about five times in the course of that episode
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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I didn't like the hyphen, but "peers" looks like it should be the House Of Lords
I'm just hoping he gets his own spinoff serieswoah, new episode on netflix right now
bitches
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 9:08,
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bitches
:)alright Frank. Full English here, last day in the old gaff.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 9:33,
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morning Cap'ntell you what's utterly wrong, bacon with maple syrup on it, that shit's just not right
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:14,
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What kind of cunt would do a thing like that? Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:51,
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knew it would be some place forrinjust saying
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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crunchy smack flakes
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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nothing quite like a lemon covered in ketchup to kick the day off right
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Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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What about them norty Koreans?I heard their markets look more like the mortuary at Cruffs.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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You can poke while you "spoon up".I did it this morning, whilst having my oats.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:57,
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No, bum sex with a spastic, while dipping the fish finger. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:17,
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Actually, it's a double entendre.But don't knock it till you've tried it.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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much too fappy really
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 5:53,
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I always find it very diffcult to wank while holding a rifleGood morning and good morning all. Please update me on your blouse situation.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 7:20,
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mine needs two hands, too cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 7:24,
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Haha, we have LARGE ORGANS mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 8:16,
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repost for compo (I saw this in my fridge)*runs off to bed*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 3:22,
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Huh huh ! I like the way you misspelled "flavour" twice in an effort to attract replies.If you hadn't done that I wouldn't have replied.
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Shlvng,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 3:56,
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That's how we rollin Merika.
However, to be more authentic there has to be a way to fold up the box to show his moobs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYokbV3Iaas
(However, to be more authentic there has to be a way to fold up the box to show his moobs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYokbV3Iaas
tubaman,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 5:23,
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Billy Dee Williams is here to give you his sweet salted cream
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 5:37,
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YO YO PED ROYou still want that Context Free script for the pic I posted yesterday?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 6:23,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 6:24,
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It works ok once every 3 or 4 iterationswhich was good enough for my purposes.
I'll probably play around with CF some more when I have time. I found it a grind at first but it started to get fun.
Actually it's more like once every 30 interations now that I look at it again.
(I'll probably play around with CF some more when I have time. I found it a grind at first but it started to get fun.
Actually it's more like once every 30 interations now that I look at it again.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 6:26,
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I just hope to god that it tiles mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 7:19,
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Thanks :DI wanna play, but I have no coding skillz
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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He fucking loves mincemeat & ketchup! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:41,
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stool pigeon -- spilling his guts again PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 3:19,
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BROWN YOU FUCKING GAY SYMPATHISER
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:42,
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Farting is such sweet sorrow. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:52,
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BEWARE TO FOLLOW THROUGHLEST EXCRETE MOST OF YOU
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:53,
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*googles ANAL PROLAPSE in images**amazed by the sheer variety*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:37,
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he shat out all of his gloop!all of it!
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:21,
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tommy pickles? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 1:26,
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what is it with these fudgepackers?....everything's pink.......brown would be far more representative IMO
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:42,
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Come on try harder, you're easy to sus out as a troll. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:13,
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Rule 1: tell everyone about the FUCK CLUB mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 7:22,
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Tesco's don't like my artwork :(
I've spent a good portion of the day trying to convince Tesco's to hire me to redesign their Tesco Value range, but they're not impressed. Very rude.
I would buy a tin of beans that looked like thaton principle.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:47,
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I'd buy beans in a tin like thatbecause it's a great design, despite lack of beanness.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Sheesh, I think they're passing up a big opportunity.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:48,
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Haha. Was following this as the story developedDon't know why Tescos has such a bee up its arse. I thought the choice to not include a single baked bean on the packaging was daring and bold.
PS. Try approaching Sainsburys. Their marketing department is notoriously weak-willed and breaks down at even the most feeble petitions for a product alteration. If a three year old girl can convince them with a poorly constructed letter to change the name of tiger bread, I don't see why you couldn't redesign the label for Sainsbury's Basics Goats Milk.
(PS. Try approaching Sainsburys. Their marketing department is notoriously weak-willed and breaks down at even the most feeble petitions for a product alteration. If a three year old girl can convince them with a poorly constructed letter to change the name of tiger bread, I don't see why you couldn't redesign the label for Sainsbury's Basics Goats Milk.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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They kept you in their minds.Now kindly fuck off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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But wait, aren't you excited about the possiblity of a line of limited edition beans!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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Beans n Boobs. I once made Big Bitch nipple cakes while drunk.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:12,
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I like the design actually.I'm just trying to live up to my 'mean' status.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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Oh, do stop latching, old boy...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:19,
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Mean? Who called you mean?I'll go have a stern word with their parents!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:28,
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Mind your own business!(see...I'm mean!)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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lighten up atomic, old beanI've brought you a nice plate of boobies
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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I'll swap you a prawn for a smile.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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Your ASCII boobs seems to have rolled off the plate. I'll fix it_o_o_
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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Your ASCII bollocks seem incorrectly aligned to the penis.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:58,
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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Top shelf magazine!(If they still exist)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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No wonderTescos are in trouble.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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But you can do packaging design really well.Oh, hang on, well good.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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And one dayWhen you're a successful and incredibly wealthy artist, and Tesco comes to you asking for help in revitalising their packaging, you can show them this conversation.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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the perfect accompaniment to the clean, crisp taste of monkey beer.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:17,
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evening
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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The doll controls the vast cloud of bugs in the air. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:46,
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I hate those stupid cubes
I have never finished a Rubik cube and then some kid is on tv doing one in 15 seconds, well fuck you kid I hope you stand on a piece of lego
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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Yeah! Everyone know Sunday for football! *
*May not be a massive football fan.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:04,
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oh has the kicky ball started again
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:09,
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I think so. I've heard other blokes talking about it.I like things with engines. Or egg-shaped balls.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:15,
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I can't imagine anything which is associated with Belgium being any more than crap.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:24,
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I actually quite enjoyed itIgnore what's going on at the front - Vettel in a fast car who is in the lead at the end of the first lap? Obviously a Vettel victory - and the rest of it was pretty decent. There have been many races I loathed this year (chiefly the usual suspects: Spain, always shit; Monaco, almost always shit; Hungary, always shit; etc. etc.) but this wasn't one of them.
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boris the spider,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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Just popped in for a quick look down the board.....I got up this morning, while having a fag and breakfast I installed my line 6 pod farm studio, dragged out my filthy electic guitar with rusty strings that has not been played for 8 years or so. started playing with my pod farm and just realized it's half seven, it's the second best thing I'v ever owned in my life, I fucking love it.....
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Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:41,
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Who's on first, What's on second, ;-)My airfix monte carlo rally for Christmas, aged about ten :-)
pws.prserv.net/gbinet.dbjames/4thmonte.jpg
www.vectis.co.uk/AuctionImages/419/3572_l.jpg
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Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:27,
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pws.prserv.net/gbinet.dbjames/4thmonte.jpg
www.vectis.co.uk/AuctionImages/419/3572_l.jpg
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The best thing about electrified racetracks is sticking a graphite pencil between the contacts for a great "burny" smell.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:21,
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I hate those kids who do Rubik cubes in seconds! Have a click sir!In other news....
I went to unplug my EIGHT YEAR OLD daughters iPad mini yesterday....
Here's the result.
Notice the charring on one of the pins.....
It's been suffering with an intermittent charging problem that Apple could not track down after 3 visits to the Liverpool store...
And before you ask, NO... it was OEM cable, OEM charger.. in fact the charger and cable where both only 3 weeks old purchased from the Liverpool Apple store on recommendation as they could not track down the charging issue.. not a cheap e-bay 99p death trap!
(I went to unplug my EIGHT YEAR OLD daughters iPad mini yesterday....
Here's the result.
Notice the charring on one of the pins.....
It's been suffering with an intermittent charging problem that Apple could not track down after 3 visits to the Liverpool store...
And before you ask, NO... it was OEM cable, OEM charger.. in fact the charger and cable where both only 3 weeks old purchased from the Liverpool Apple store on recommendation as they could not track down the charging issue.. not a cheap e-bay 99p death trap!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:27,
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So what you're saying isyou've burnt your apples
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:36,
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Yes!!! I have the money to take on Apples legal team....I'd have more luck suing the church of Scientology!
Things have progressed a little since I posted this, my status went semi-viral on it on facebook... (mainly due to the outrage that it belongs to an 8 year old)
The daily Mirror have been on the phone to me and they want to interview me for a possible story on it!
(Apple best send me a free macbook air or something by way of an apology/bribe)
(Things have progressed a little since I posted this, my status went semi-viral on it on facebook... (mainly due to the outrage that it belongs to an 8 year old)
The daily Mirror have been on the phone to me and they want to interview me for a possible story on it!
(Apple best send me a free macbook air or something by way of an apology/bribe)
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:32,
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I just realised, your 8 year old daughter has an iPad mini?you clearly have more money than sense and this is simply a sign from god telling you to buy your child dolls and prams and stuff like a proper parent
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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I've not got more money than sense, It was a choice between an android tablet or spend the extra £100 or so on an iPad... I chose the iPad because they have outstanding build quality (but not so much in the charging department) and gorilla glass in them so it can really take a beating... She's only with me on weekends and we use facetime to stay in contact through the week... I know I could have gotten an Android tablet and used Skype.. She has all the dolls/prams/figures under the sun! (and I am yet to use a decent Android based tablet)
The Daily Mirror are sending a journalist out to my place tomorrow morning for photos before Apple send a courier out to collect it.
(The Daily Mirror are sending a journalist out to my place tomorrow morning for photos before Apple send a courier out to collect it.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:20,
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haha! it's a race! What's the betting Apple are trying to find a faster courier right now.this time tomorrow you could be famous!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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I know..... Things have just gotten a little mental...They can buy my silence with a prototype Apple TV and Macbook air though!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:47,
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A proper parentbuys Android.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:55,
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NEVER ram your thumb up your bum before removing a plug.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:20,
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That's soot from where the thing exploded as I touched it. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 8:18,
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Looks like a blown capacitor to me.Easily mistaken for soot / smoke. I do this sort of thing all the time - it's my job to break electronic kit to see if it fails safely.
Blown caps are less dangerous than you might think - they tend to blow at a lower temperature than actual explodey fire and that. As far as I can see in the pic, there's no melting of the plastic, which is a giveaway that the temperatures weren't dangerously high.
Still shitly built for that to happen, mind you. Certainly you're entitled to your money back, and if you've been upset by it, then I'd expect them to give you vouchers.
And I'd expect them to tell you the outcome of their investigation, too.
(Blown caps are less dangerous than you might think - they tend to blow at a lower temperature than actual explodey fire and that. As far as I can see in the pic, there's no melting of the plastic, which is a giveaway that the temperatures weren't dangerously high.
Still shitly built for that to happen, mind you. Certainly you're entitled to your money back, and if you've been upset by it, then I'd expect them to give you vouchers.
And I'd expect them to tell you the outcome of their investigation, too.
Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 8:59,
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Checked all the capacitors and they are all intact (no bulging)to paraphrase the Beatles "I've got blisters on me fingers!!!!" and did get a nasty shock from it!
I am not an engineer but the only real damage I can see is where the pins from the wall met the circuit board... the charring on the PCB is around the solder point of the live cable.... (maybe it was a bad joint and the wire slipped) I don't know yet....
It's OEM from the apple store in Liverpool (never used a cheap charger on it due to reports of them just going bang)... The Daily Mirror have been out and interviewed me and my daughter.... took about 4000 pictures (With the most amazing camera I have ever seen... The guy let me take a few pictures with it... it had a "multi focus" mode that you point... half depress the shutter, again and again and then press down fully to take the photo... it could handle up to 12 focus points in one snap) anywho.. The guy asked if he could pass my contact details back to Apple and my phone rang 9 minutes later with some snotty bird from Ireland (the press office) she was really rude and abrupt and spat out words like a machine gun spits out bullets... She really lost her temper with me when I asked her to speak a little slower! But they are sending someone out to collect it tomorrow now... The case continues... Not sure if it's going to be a digital on-line thing or in print yet.... Apple have refused to comment before they get chance to examine it but the story can still run!
(I am not an engineer but the only real damage I can see is where the pins from the wall met the circuit board... the charring on the PCB is around the solder point of the live cable.... (maybe it was a bad joint and the wire slipped) I don't know yet....
It's OEM from the apple store in Liverpool (never used a cheap charger on it due to reports of them just going bang)... The Daily Mirror have been out and interviewed me and my daughter.... took about 4000 pictures (With the most amazing camera I have ever seen... The guy let me take a few pictures with it... it had a "multi focus" mode that you point... half depress the shutter, again and again and then press down fully to take the photo... it could handle up to 12 focus points in one snap) anywho.. The guy asked if he could pass my contact details back to Apple and my phone rang 9 minutes later with some snotty bird from Ireland (the press office) she was really rude and abrupt and spat out words like a machine gun spits out bullets... She really lost her temper with me when I asked her to speak a little slower! But they are sending someone out to collect it tomorrow now... The case continues... Not sure if it's going to be a digital on-line thing or in print yet.... Apple have refused to comment before they get chance to examine it but the story can still run!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:36,
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I will have to see one of those movies again soonit's been...decades?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:37,
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Have they been threatened by Ibizan gangsters?I'd like to see the gangsters that could do that
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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You appearto be seriously on fire.
Woo!
(Woo!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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It burns like last night's curry:~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:54,
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It is my 7th tomorrowand I have nothing new to post :(
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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The downfall of doing real art instead of just quick photoshoppery MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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I'm working on onebut have so little time these days.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Have fun matey.... Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:01,
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in that caseyou must have shat a roadflare
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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Phaals don't come without consequences :~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 17:18,
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They usually come with chutney.I've never ordered consequences.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 17:37,
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Quincy Quonces are tasty. They're traditionally served on a plate decorated with an image of Quincy M.E. and have a pungent quince taste.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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I have seen theseon Masterchef, but never tried them.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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ThankyouIt's gone so fast
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:11,
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WIV DA ANGLES BEING BUMMED IN PERU
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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They move it through Miami, sell it in L.A.,
They hide it up in Telluride,
I mean it's here to stay.
It's propping up the governments in Columbia and Peru,
You ask any D.E.A. man,
He'll say There's nothin' we can do
(They hide it up in Telluride,
I mean it's here to stay.
It's propping up the governments in Columbia and Peru,
You ask any D.E.A. man,
He'll say There's nothin' we can do
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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Fancy dress party anyone?s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/93807/1377430277/mules2.JPG
MODEDIT: This board is for images you've created yourself and photoshops, not stuff you've found on the internet. Image changed from embed to link.
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:32,
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MODEDIT: This board is for images you've created yourself and photoshops, not stuff you've found on the internet. Image changed from embed to link.
I've seen a few girls around wearing their hair up in those weird dome things.I don't get it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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Yay! So you're saying no Bod will understand this? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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hahahahaha :Dthat reminds me, I've got to finish a picture.
Have you watched the last 2 yet? And is Proj about? how far have you got fella?
(Have you watched the last 2 yet? And is Proj about? how far have you got fella?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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Should really make the time to watch them, today.Otherwise the internet is going to leap out on me with a spoiler knife and stab me in the eyes.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:28,
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It's all a dream and they're both robots. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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if they ever make a film of the mythbusterscranston would make a great jamie hyneman
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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It's based on the X-2 antenna from Fallout : New Vegas(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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i trust the Melissa oneis pissed off at not being in a fairy costume, rather than just in character.
funny. any back story?
(funny. any back story?
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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Not sure it's railtrack boy's photo, but I might be wrong.It's been flying around Twitter since this morning.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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Apologies. Yes, It is nicked from the online.I would like to have heard the parents thought process leading up to them deciding this.
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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The parents either did it to shake things up at their annually dull Village Day, or had half an eye on a viral opportunity.Either way, I enjoyed it.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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this^ last bitThough I did think I might be opening myself up to a call from Yewtree
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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wait, what? you mean its not shopped?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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yes. its shopped slightly.I put a chimney on one of the houses. See if you can spot which one.
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:53,
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hair cancer is a horrible disease PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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you just made me do the Butthead snigger Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:08,
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bad boy
Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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Ive seen this knocking around facebook. Well done. It must be really gratifying to see an image youve made go viral across the internet.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:46,
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I like to squeeze their little buns.........what?...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Lets exploit children for the lulz I hope you are happy with what happens every time a sign is posted on b3ta
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:08,
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You fucking cunt! You've ruined everything, you utter wankstain!DIE YOU DICK
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:27,
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hp birdy b3ta and have a poem in a bottle innitTwo messages in two bottles. I will go and t h r o w w w www them in the sea (with a wish). And try not to get arrested. I don't care what you're doing. Because I'm listening to 7th son of a 7th son. And I'm a saint. And you're not!
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:24,
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They'll only arrest you if they read your poetry.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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I'm going to print this out and put it in a wooden frame with a feather. Shlvng,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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well the bottles will almost certainly smash against rocks or coastal defences, leaving your poems to be washed away with the tidewhile the bottle parts lacerate a child playing on the beach.
You're better off putting them in plastic coke bottles. (although they'll break down eventually by the constant hyrdaulic forces, attrition, abrasion and so forth)
(You're better off putting them in plastic coke bottles. (although they'll break down eventually by the constant hyrdaulic forces, attrition, abrasion and so forth)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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good plan, just fill the hole with some chewing gum HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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gaffer tape with chewing gum to make it watertight
(
boris the spider,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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Or form part of a local version of the Great Pacific garbage patchen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch
Best to use an ecologically-sound, biodegradable container, like a newspaper boat or a scooped-out bell pepper.
(Best to use an ecologically-sound, biodegradable container, like a newspaper boat or a scooped-out bell pepper.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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that child probably had it coming anyway
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Or you could post them on twitter, like every other cunt. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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Throw yourself into the sea while reciting some of your poetry.Make sure to photograph the whole thing.
Don't post the pictures on here though.
(Don't post the pictures on here though.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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My heart is like a toilet duck
Clean your toilet toilet duck
What the fuck with me
Your bowl, your furry hole.
Ha ha!That MLK was one of a kind. Probably because it was illegal to make copies.
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:35,
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heheA most unpleasant DRM it is too...
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:42,
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Thankyou kind sir :~) MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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Bless your Birthday socksCandulations
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:35,
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oooh long time no see :)ello
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:42,
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Oh christThis is a terrible brilliant thing
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:06,
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oof! :)that speech always seems to make me notice that I've got something in my eye...
(,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:36,
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I remember when DLC used to be free :'(
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:42,
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I remember when DLC wasn't needed
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:53,
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I remember when it were all fields taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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I can't remember shit. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:55,
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I can't remember the last time I saw white dog shit
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:07,
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I can't remember the last time I bought a Marathon and a pack of Opal Fruits and hired Commando on Betamax.
(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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I remember punk rock, like it was only yesterday HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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Did you go to a punk rock gig yesterday?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:00,
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I remember when they were in the charts
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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I saw that, possibly what lodged in my brain and prompted me to do it :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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haha!:-)
Excuse my Johnny Come Lately comments. Trying to get back in the way of making B3TA my first stop since binning Twitter. Will take a while.
(Excuse my Johnny Come Lately comments. Trying to get back in the way of making B3TA my first stop since binning Twitter. Will take a while.
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:51,
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