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[challenge entry] Not mine but from...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Is it real?
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# pass me the musket Jeeves
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Silly Chicken.
You get more karma by linkying images that arent you own, and entering them in a competion is just a little cheeky...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Sorry...
This board is a little unfocused compared to some I post one so I must have misunderstood the rules. I just thought the post type was a way of categorizing stuff, I didn’t realise it was a pukka competition.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# .
could you edit your post then and change it? Ta...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# fred and jack
anyone got the link the m3ss3ng3r, I've lost it as my boss has just cocked up my main pc, and wiped my RAID array
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# here ya go
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# After reading the below article:

http://www.kangguru.org/images/dwarf.jpg

i got an idea:



it's quite odd, but it's TRUE! the newspaper says so. the dwarf looked better before recolouration, but such is the price of progress.

does this all work?

thanks SOOO much to Munkt0n for the hosting and stuff. cheers muchly mate.

I'm off to bed everyone. its 12:25am. g'night!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# nope
ill take 'articles' like that with a pinch of salt on this photoshop haven...!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# is very funny tho
dwarfs should be a whole section on b3ta
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# i agree
but it is PAINFULLY hard to finid good picture's of dwarfs on google. why do you think i'm always using lawn gnomes instead?

maybe thats why...

/one.... last.... refresh........
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# that's cos they are now called
Little People
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# a circus accident
hahahahahaha
I can't laf hard enuf
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i'd have carried on
applauding as they pull his semi-digested remains from the hippo's gut - what a trick!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# semi-digested
yes yes
even funnier
probly quit repulsive to look at though
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# your name's not down, you're not coming in
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# woo!
thats loveley!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# ooh i like that
but wouldn't want to drink there. the hair would play havoc with my allergies
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# you
alergic to kittes too then? I am and its so sad, I would love a cat but I can't. Maybe one day. *sniff*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# it's really sad. my dad's got four
i had to leave the house over christmas and go for long walks cos i thought i was going to have an asthma attack otherwise.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# the puffins are in on the act too


Don't mess.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# woo
that puffin in the hat
is realy quite the dandy
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I wouldn't say that to his face...
he'll peck out your eyes.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# aargh!
thats the greencoat boy, victoria!
i'm meant to be having lunch in there in 30 mins. i didn't know they had a door policy....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# bloddy
typical eh!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# awwww
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# heh!
that is lovely.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# hoooorraaaay!
Mind you they just end up drinking on the streets...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# but she looks so happy
despite the alcoholism :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# What a sad
sight. Tsk tsk tsk
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Conan the Librarian?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Awesome.
Fred Jack:

I need a new username. Can anyone help me? My imagination isn't what it used to be.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Mr Honk
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# haha
that's good, and I like it.

Whatever you choose, you will always be Mr Honk to me.

=)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Clifton Gonzalez Gonzalez
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Average actor
But a top drawer name.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# zxc123zxc
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Ah,
I see what you're doing there, cunning, very cunning
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Supercalifragilisticexpealiocious
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I think
you'll find that's Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
/sadly pedantic
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I
realised after I read it back, but couldn't be arsed to change it. expealiocious is MY word
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah?
What does it mean then Wittgenstein?
/sarky
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Whatever
you want it to mean
/can't be arsed
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# .
brownstar
a bit of fav of mine.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Antonio the wonder ferret
wiggles
the juxtaposed marshmellow
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Aaron A Aardvark III
or Zzington Z Zombat VII
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Judge Dredd fan?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# no, not particularly,
why?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# aaron a aardvark
was the first person up against the wall when judge cal decided to kill everyone in alphabetical order

jesus, sorry
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Mr.Pinky,
Goose,
Dangerman, FBI.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# mrpinky2000
goose2000
dangerman, FBI2000
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
you prune.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Mr single serving
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Howabout
Jack?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# protothalmicbenzotriethylkeramphentamine
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Charles "Charlie" Charles
that is all
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# he's got a great right foot
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# BorisLoris
would be great.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I was watching Loris' (or is that Lori?) on TV last night.
I decided that when I get reincarnated, I either want to be a loris, one of those flying squirrels, or a gibbon.

Or a shark.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# so
anything then really?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I thought that was quite a small list.
all the mammals seemed to have a lot of fun.

I fancy the shark thing cos Im sure they dont have that many deep thoughts, and they dont sleep either. And its got to be nice and quiet in the sea.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Loris aren't as good as bushbabies though.
I think I might change my name to WouldSwapABearForABushBaby.
Because as much as I like bears, they're just not as good.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# do you like mysterious cities
of gold mr dr nick?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Who doesn't?
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I sure do.
Aaaaahhh, aaa ooo aaa oo aaaaahhhhh!
searching for the see tees of gold!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# well i have some cds
if you want them,
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Oh yeah!!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# get on m3ss3ng3r then
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# linky?
please.

All favourites and bookmarks got wiped by IT 2 weeks ago.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# doh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Then you could help
Dr Haffenbacker with his experiment to discover the effects of hydrochloric acid on lorises

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Craig Torso
/obscure Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band reference
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# jane mansfield's thong
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Jane Mansfield's Bum
and the lobsters
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a great
band name!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# These suggestions are
brilliant. Thanks everyone! And thanks thirdman, I decided Antonio was probably best.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# haha
thats class
lol
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# shhhhh!
that's great!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# woo!
likes it we doesss
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# The annual migration of the Mexican jumping penguin

was well under way
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Woo!
to that, amen!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# haha
Hop-fully he will avoid any kleptomaniac bears on his travels! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Stop it
can't... take ... the ...punage :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# is he using...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# get me
some of them!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# thats exactley what i said.
a snip at just $400
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# I want them
but I don't want to pay that much for them.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i reckon i could make a pair...
1x pair of shoes
some sticks
1xbox of elastic bands...

there, that should do it!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Please video
it if you try that, and post it on here for us to see.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# yay!
thats fabaroonie!
woo woo woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# yay
thats great:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Madness
sheer bloody madness.
/giggle
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Migration?
Must be spring then :D
Lovely stuff!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# the temptation
to say 'boing' is...almost...overwhelming...me...
BOING
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# .

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I could have sworn..
..that I've had her. Woo to the pic!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# oohhh
scary!
woo to the pic, and another thing:
is agent V about? I have made something and I think he aught to see it first.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# woo!
my first girlfriend!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# lol its a male..
kinda george francis style!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Today is national Pie Day!
According to the American Pie Council. Honestly. I'm no American, but Pie day sounds worth celebrating!

Mmmmm. Pie.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I like Pie
Steak am de best
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# What about
cow-pie? Mmmmmm. Tails.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# nah I'm a mince and cheese man
through and through
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I've
heard that rumour.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# If you go will you send back..
..pie from Americaaaaaaaaa!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's pronounced
Iv ye goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo will ye send baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Arf. Bring back the Proclaimers!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I've a feeling
they never really went away.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I think
I've got them in a cupboard somewhere. Probably past their sell-by date though.

Wotcha.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Bring them back?!?!
Are they gone? I saw them last year at fleadh, but it could just have been Fat Boab and Chris Evans. I am not sure.

EDIT: and I quote: 'To celebrate National Pie Day share the warmth of the ultimate "comfort food" by giving the gift of pie to a friend or neighbor. Your generosity will be long remembered. '
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# what like this
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
but on a sort of food related theme: Does anyone know why spam (the internet type) is called spam?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# after the Python sketch


"SPAM is a meat product that is widely available in the US and other
places (see www.spam.com for details). Monty Python was a comedy
troupe from the UK that wrote and produced TV programs, plays and movies.
One of their most famous skits involved a group of vikings that visit
a restaurant and start ordering all dishes with spam (the meat product).
They also start singing 'Spam, Spam, Spam' loudly and over and over again.
They make all other conversation impossible and are very irritating.
This probably does not sound too funny when I describe it this way but
it is actually quite entertaining.

The initial waves of spam (junk mail) was in newsgroups. This large
amount of unwanted crap made normal discussion impossible which reminded
people of the Monty Python skit about SPAM. Thus everyone started calling
these junk newsgroup mailings as spam.

When the spammers started sending their junk via email, it did not have
the same effect but since it was the same people sending the same junk,
everyone called it 'spam'. In the early days of junk email, some folks
insisted on calling it UCE (unsolicited commercial email) or
UBE (unsolicited bulk email). But spam is much easier to say and most
people were familiar with the term. So, all junk postings - on email or
on newsgroups or on web-based message boards - is now called spam."
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, spam, chips, spam, ham and spam.
and pie
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# yup.
SPAM SPAM EGGS CHIPS SPAM AND SPAM.
SPAM EGGS SPAM SPAM SPAM CHIPS AND SPAM

etc.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# the spam website
is almost too good to be true. Check out the spam turkey!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# well done
you have enlightened me.


here you are:

don't spend it all at once.

congratulations to you.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Wow
you're very generous with your scanned money...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# i know
thank you.


and remember, giving you brits pounds, is three times as expensive for me as it is for you.

what's 3 times nothing again?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# check your email
mr topgun6061

oops! this is munkt0n by the way..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# If you like spam
then check out
this
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# because it's
pink and made of pigs. I think.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hmmm
good question.


anybody who can answer this, i will give them a scanned 20 pound note.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Make sure you watermark it with 'SPECIMEN'
else the men in blach coats will take you away for forgery.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# and yet
i didn't scan it, and i don't live in a country where the above pound notes are spent.

i just linked to someone else's picture of a foreign currency.

i feel pretty safe.

but maybe that's just my adolescent feeling of invincibility.

...i hear helicopters, and footsteps on the roof...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I think I read somewhere
that it's from the early days of the Interweb when people would post messages to newsgroups that just said 'spam' repeatedly.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Like this:
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# doesn't that say
pams ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Oh
damn
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Spammity spam etc!

where are the vikings when you need 'em?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# There's this thing called google.
Use it. It's your friend.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# but you are all so much friendlier
and more amusing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# except for
ole Spunky up there.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Are you kind of
named after Ms Dynamite?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# yes
I am a more yeasty salty version.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Amazing
you either love it or you hate it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# and the same is true
of me
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Really?
How does one decide?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# spread delicately
and apply tongue
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Boik!


/off for cold shower
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# that sort of comment
causes heat under a plethora of collars, you know
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# If only everyone
used that technique to decide who they liked, the world would be a much better place.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# suck it and see


;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Its
...I don't know.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# that's
...I see
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# but
... can't be
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Look its
...nevermind.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Like I said earlier
Mmmmmm.....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# After being...
dropped on the concrete yard, Jacob was enjoying the lease of life his new shell warranted.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# that
is loverley! WOO YAY!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# WEEEEEEE!
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Class

btw you're not named after the character in the Ken Mcleod book Stone Canal are you?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Just
did a search on the afore mentioned...blimey...although no i'm not (it's my initials see and i'm also into old v-dubs) but that moniker has been with me for a while as has theshortened version Jay-dub (the clone in the book, i see...) i'm gonna buy that.

/irrelevant ramblings ends...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# super
herby! How much did he have to shell out on that? :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I can't remember the last post
you made that wasn't a pun..
or poor joke
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Did I tell you about the time I got arrested on a campsite?
They told me I was loitering with intent
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# that camping story
is really intense..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I think you have me pegged!
But marquee my words young Menub, if you were to canvas the publics opinion you would discover that is the sort of guy I am!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# dreadful
truly dreadful.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# boing
honk!
woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Oh yes - Fantastic!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# That
is lovely Mr. P.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# You should see the bullies
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# blancmange
thingy! most odd
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# A reply
almost as strange as Fat Boab's post.
and both are mighty fine!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Oi!
Cheat!


Woo/yay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# wow
he's got a red top and everything, there'll be no stealing of hubcaps with wagon wheels.. might have to get my car a conversion..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Can I threadjacl for a crap joke?
What do you call a Spanish flasher?








Senor Willy

Nice pic btw
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# can i jack your jacl?
i need those two prancing camp bloke pics! possibly by weirdlittlebiscuit! now goddamit!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# This any good?
Do the biscuit

The originals will be a short way back in the spazz
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# found em.
cheers anyway!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# they are all at it!


cheating bastids! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Both of those
are wheely good :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# oof


:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Rumsfeld mightn't be that hungry after all...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# no matter
how many times he bites... saddams head stays the same.. incredible
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Accidental
Satire... does that count for anything?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Que
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# obviously viking
works in whitehouse catering
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
silly
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] During filming Batman Returns,
They had to delete the scene when they realised the agency had sent the wrong Danny...



Geddddiiiiiittttt???
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# GROAN !!!
but most wooo none the less
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *groan*
haha! woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *groans again*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# puntastic
^o^
\_/
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# damn it
that toook me ages.
wyh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# ha!
pun to the Max!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# hehe:)
very punny!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# ...
superb owl
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thats
Punnerific!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# tee hee, clever
On another note: arrgh.

I am 44kb short of space in my account, stopping me delivering you all a masterpiece of animation.

It involves a Dwarf, a Hippopotamus, and a trampoline.

I will need to talk to K3rry, see if I can wangle 44kb extra...

Rats.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# mail it to
[email protected]
I'll host it for you
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# wee cool thanks!
:)

alrighty,

/goes to email...


Edit: email on its way.....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# That
took me too long to get, but I smiled when it finally clicked.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Like
the word play.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# arf a larf
made me laugh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Ah, so you were watching
Graham Norton last night too?

(puntastic by the way)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# yep...
it stuck in my head and had to do it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# you did it well
very well indeed
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# graham norton
that is all
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i know i know...
but i thought it was funny so decided to nick it...

you coming for a drink in kingston 2morro?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# i'm gonna try
but I'm meant to be going out with me mates, and they are all lazy fuckers that can't be arsed to move once they have had a pint.
I'll try my hardest.

'onest Guv !
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# remind them that
the pub now has a 1am licence at the weekends they might be happy to come to the pub then
or just pop in for a bit anyway
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# *cough*
afraid I'm going to miss it. I simply have no cash.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# never mind...
another time perhaps
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# indeed
shame as well, considering it's the first meet up anywhere near where I live.
hmmm.....might be able to get some cash from somewhere/someone
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# as payday is next week
i'm sure you can borrow a little cash from somewhere
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# indeed
damn Christmas..... and the money it has taken from me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I'm sure you can,
I might even buy you a drink myself.

I said might...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I'll take that "might"
and turn it into a "will definitely"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
# as I will have been paid that very morning
you are more than welcome to benefit from the glow of man who suddenly feels mistakenly overwhelmingly wealthy.
(that means I'll get you a drink in as well)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# smashing
stuff.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hooray!
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# you're owl crazy
you are!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# just
you wait and see ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# oh yes, can I join
in! seen as you have so kindly shared.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# of course
you can!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I wish I had time
I seem to have the hummus, but no time!
maybe soon...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I'm a bit slow in mornings
so it took a while, but splendid all the more for that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# that is
fanfuckingtastic.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I posted your pic last night
just as you logged off! And i was really excited at finishing it aswell :)
oOo OoO go on, click me!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# i love it
and i'm glad i contributed to your insanity. we should have more of those chinese whisper mini-challenges
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# It's lovely!
Many big fat thankyous. I love that kitten.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# yes
but what about the poor gibbon?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Hmm.
His sore bottom puts me off a bit. But I like him too. :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# perhaps i
could make him a skateboard on which to sit.
And then try and animate it!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# groan...
v good

took a while for it to filter through the brain pain
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# love it
:-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# woo!
brill!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Emcellent work!
The owl was frame one of the animation in my mind for far too long. Brain not working today...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# exellent
when i got it (i'm right slow me)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Took a while
but when it clicked I 'owled with laughter....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Hi Everybody!
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Hello Doctor Nick!
,
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick...
you seem to have been away for a while....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Ive been in bed.
very poorly : (
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# physician
heal thyself...

*get well soon*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# bloody chemist wouldnt let me have night nurse,
so Ive had to heal myself.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# well if you will buy it daily
when you're not ill
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I think it was exactly that.
I went to the chemist on saturday morning and he gave me some beechams all in one stuff that was toss. It didnt remove the huge blockage from my nose and allow me to breathe. Nor did it have any real narcotic effect.

So when I went back the next day demanding nighnurse, I think he had his suspicions.

I wish you could get Nyqil in this country.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Moral
don't store toffee apples up your nose.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# a very good moral
and one that I will try to cascade to all of those I come into contact with.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# too young to buy it for yourself?
or is that mnbnbnb?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick
better now?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# still got nose run.
If it wasnt for my facial hair, I could do the child thing of letting it roll from my nostrils, over my top lip and form a snot crust dam.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# get some of that Vicks Sinex stuff
it's the nasal equivalent of Imodium.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# what?
It will stop poo coming out of my nose?

I think you misunderstand the problem young man.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# oh, my mistake
I thought you were a fellow sufferer...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# glad to see your better
...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# can you see his better?
put it away, man!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# morning
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# how you doin?
any luck in Camden?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# not bad thanks
yes and no.
Got one, but the airway is too tight, so I've got to take it back on Sunday.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# ????????????????????
?????????????????/
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# unlucky.
I take it it was not the £300 vapir?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# nope
and they wanted £400 for that! It is in fact called a Blue Meanie.... it's got a sticker on the front.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# .
hi doctor nick
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Hi Yak
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# dr nick
gets to waste one thread a day. he is very priveledged. i would suggest a dr nick name day, but we all had dr names yesterday.

On another note, where can i find those "I've got a new digital camera, watch me jump in the air in a very camp way" pics?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# no, really.
does anyone have a clue what i'm talking about?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# don't make me come down there
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# that was Weirdlittlebiscuit wasn't it?
Fat Boab will know, he made a little dancing thing from them
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# no
I don't
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# you mean weirdlittlebiscuit.
I think his domain is called weirdlittlebiscuit too, but I don't know.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Although Rocky 9 and Terminator 3 where sure to be big hits, the new Conan film just didn't have the same feel to it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
luvverlee!
why can't I stay logged in for more than 5 minutes?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# cookies?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Mmmmm yes please.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# oompah oompah
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# YAY! Fluffy!
woo! I like that muchly
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I laughed tea out of my nose. Again...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# brassed off!
woo!

i bought that on dvd at x-mas :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# just got an e-mail from Mrs Flan(ge)
saying that the carpenter is coming today to repair the cabinets in the kitchen after the ceiling falling in incident, she has also very kindly pointed out...and I quote
"you have the painters in on monday"
Do I risk a beating and mail her back pointing out that is a physical impossibolity due to me having boy bits ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Yes!
Go for it big boi!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# hyaha!
make it so..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# just mailed her this

thought it was rather apt
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# you know you want to....
but you would get a beating

don't forget people
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# what you doing on saturday ?
me mates band are playing in wimbledon if you want to come along
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# ermmmm
not sure
might be out with the missus as i am meant to be out with youa nd who ever else turns up friday night
which is M@rkoni and Dr Drink and Pootle and i think Thorpe is popping in as well
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# he is indeed
my wife said I could go and everything
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# excellent sire
nice and easy walk home for you!!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you have too
show her who's boss
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
#
she is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I want you to
record the slap you get cos it's going to be funny.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and me sobbing
afterwards like a big jessy ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# aaahahahahha
yes.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# G:Oota-goota,Solo?


Yay ! - Geek Star Wars Pic, It'll be Buffy next - I have officially lost it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Oh that is truly lovely.
I'll bear your children any time...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# thats so fukkin brill
it gives me the 'orn !
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# the word "It" gives me the 'orn
bleedin' 'ell
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# fuckin 'ell!
have you been reading my diary?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# we could have a "speak like derek and clive" day
and have Hugo and Bob the dino as our patrons

/skuttles off
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Now that
is fookin excellent!

how the hell did you match the skin tones so well?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Now
I'm back on my proper computer I can give you this:
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Its all in the hue and saturation
then contrast and brightness
then colour balance
then curves..

Or this one was anyway..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Ta
I shall try and remember that.

I've used hue and colour balance before, but with no real idea of what I'm doing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is fanta-stick.

WOO! to that in a big way
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# woo yay
greedo :-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# woo!
very noice!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# beautiful
woo you!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# nothing geeky 'bout star wars pics


now i really go bed. night.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I
would
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Ahhh!
beautiful.

reminds my of when i first saw ROTJ when i was a yound lad.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# really superb!
!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Greedo-tastic
Rhodian
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# that is good
!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Aghhhhhhhhh help me!
ok i really wana find that online coffee and tea club rota thingy...cos we are having tea club arguments....and i dont wana have to make one.....where the fup is it????

kiss kiss thank you!
i will make a coffee for he who tells me!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Get making!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
theres a better one than that...thats not random...its has credits and stuff........

im not making coffee for that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Now you tell me!
We've been bloody using that all week and I've lost 75% of the time!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# well you have all failed me
fup it i shall go make one anyways.....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# If I have time later
I'll make you one to keep you happy.

Edit: Thats a random tea thingy, not a cup of tea!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# can't you just
give me one instead?

boom boom
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# here?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# nope.....
no coffee for you hunny
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# not too bothered
i'll just drink my fair trade stuff ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# im a tea drinker anyways
so who the hell am i funding?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

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