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I was Bored....

Sorry...

...OK... so he's a Mouse!!....
grabs coat..

(TheJockGit, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm

shitting myself.
(it's very good)

(

butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Constructive

and bloody good use of boredom though.
Well done.

A+

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

damn talented

scary mousith!

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

haha

ace

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

Mr Shindig sir,

Be thee from Bath uni?

(afrayed, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

a folollop

of woo and a splurge of yay!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

When old band wagons start again.

This picture is very old, I didn't post it when it was first made. (I can't think why)

Follow on from Thor Sonofodin's idea

(Blessed Rolo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

I think Thor did that

when he originally found the pic

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

many thanks

for the reserection.

heres the original

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

No no no no no please...

...not again!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

Who

Is the lass on your site? the one with the football between her legs.

(Pickled_Herring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

I have no idea..

I found her pic on Getty and being a filty thief took it. She won't be there much longer. Look up 'female' and 'soccer' on getty if you want some material to crack one off to. My personal site is actually:
www.allstylenocontent.com

But enough shameless self promotion...;0)
EDIT: Are you pickled herring as in the famous ad agency?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

Was

just that she looked quite dirty, I have no need to 'crack one off'... and anyway I'm at work.

Which famous ad agency, im a fish in a jar of vinegar.

(Pickled_Herring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

sorry it was salted herring!

www.saltedherring.com/

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)

haha

he's back.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

gnn it looks like nnnnggggnnnn

ngnnngngggggg it loo gngngggggg it looks like a gou go gourgggngnnnn nnnnnnngggggg

Phew, I think the intensive aversion therapy is working.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

gourd?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aanooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My eyes are bleeding, stop that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

wonderfullement beau

but is it legal ?

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

legal?

well, that pear looks ripe enough..

(radja, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

do you mean she doesn't love the man ?

shame

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

I tell you something else.

there's another one!

(Blessed Rolo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

as is mine here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

man!

I'm SO last season!

(Blessed Rolo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

any you can think of

i've probly done before, or some one else has, i can almost guareentee it.

but still woo to you!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

I bet no-ones done this one

Hmmm?

(Blessed Rolo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

yeah, been done loads of times

not

not a lot of punnage in there though.

and slightly scary as well

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)

that made me laugh

far far more than it should have.
w/y/h

(krull, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

eeewwww!!

Top puddin' punnage....

(TheJockGit, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

i've got loads of them

but i won't re-hash them as the wagon has passed.

i'll do an image gallery soon(ish)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

Early combat robots .

not that good

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--- ---, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

Woo!

More Hummus!
That's great.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

Woo!

That's excellent, that is!

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

top notch

... does it say 'you have 20 seconds to comply'?

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cow23, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

Wow! I like the design of that 'bot I do

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

sinister

versy sinister

(

isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)

New Keyboard design.

Forget you saw it. My 'friend' has now made me look like a tit. Lying get.

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

Reminds me

of the "fuck it" key, and the "oh shit" key... I love these things.

Should watermark it, it'll be viral soon.

Woo!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

ive seen that

before.

about a month ago.

(Altrezia, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

tee hee

"simpsons quote"

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

should that not include

a blankeeeeeet key?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

with the uppercase version as

'drink the bottle'

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

oooh

*sound of sucking air through teeth* i hope that does not refer to that vedas kid coz thats a bit mean...

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

He's not better than you,

maybe better looking, got more cash and gets all the ladies, oh yeh he is isn't he.

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

that r0xx0rs

...where's the 733t key?

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cow23, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

isn't it

1337? ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

yes it is

cow23 is l4m3!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

ive informed the relevant authorities ...

Im schedueled to be shot next week

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cow23, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

possibly

sorry .. i sux0r

1337 should be a shift function of
the 'hax0r' key

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cow23, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

Definitely seen that before

Are you sure your friend did it?

edit: Found this and they called it a glasscock then.
Hmmm...

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

He said he did. Prolly lying the Manc Git.

I'll ask him about this on the Weekend.

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

hahaha

and there's even a typo!

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

Robot porn is not without its inherent dangers

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

OOh,

lots of lovely Hummus today.
See...
*tries to shake stick but can't*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

tnellecxe

gnikcuf

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

yup

that's good. love the arm action (left and right)

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

Dang

that's good.
Ye blimmin grate

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

Eeek

Din't realise it was animated too!

I like it even more now.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Genie arse

i love word pictures

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

It'll make you blind, you know, fry your cicuits

Here, have some robot porn from Getty.

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

have you seen that bjork video

where she's two robots and they're getting it on? its fucking lush, i want robot bjork.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

I haven't
Linky?, might Google for that later...

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

that looks like something

off the add N to(x) video
'metal fingers in my body'

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cow23, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)

The milky bars are on me!*

I have just got word that my further research into heat exchanger sealing devices has been given the go ahead and i have been given a big budget to do the work. and i may have to take on extra staff.

Anyone looking for a job that involves being my lackey send me an email stating in not more that 4 words why you should have the job and what your qualifications are.

*Milky bars may not actually be supplied

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

I like job please

thats all.

(maddave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

fantastic blow job

(oooh only 3 words!!)

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

put daily..

..on the end and you are in.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

It's so good to see

womens lib coming on in leaps and bounds.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

milky bars are evil, spawn of the evil Nestle

any chance this lackeying job can be done from home?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

booooooooooooooo

nestlé

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

No i need

lackeying done in the office, even when i work from home.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

I want the job..

..because it is a condition of my bail that I find one.....please.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Does it involve devices for

enabling seals to exchange heat magazine, very worthy cause.

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Wanted: Copy of Heat Magazine

Will swap for Copy of Heat Magazine

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

4 words

Big
Fat
Hairy
Kitten

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Don't employ Divvy

He's schizophrenic

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm bloody not

stop spreading rumours

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

Roses are red

Violets are blue
im a schiztophrenic
and so am i

llaaaaaaalalalalala

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

job or you die

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

i should get the job because

i am ~~bum gay~~ fucking great.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

heh heh

you

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

haha!

it realy is.

oh and I got shoes. ones to kick your head in if you think I'm a woosy girl. but seen as you are a girl and I'm a bloke, I can't hit you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

It's okay

I'm drawn to men who treat me rough.

I think it's the low self-esteem.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

i will

hug you.

(only four words, see?)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

I thought of that

but one of the words was different...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

which one?

the job application may depend on this

[edit] i CAN hug you. was that it?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

um.. yeah

given that I'm coming to your birthday bash, we'll leave it at that! or I'll be too shy to go anywhere near...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

Me Clever, Money Please

Will that do as a 4-word CV. It's a bit restrictive, but I think I've summed up my motivation and credentials quite neatly.

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

cheese fish lamp smell

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

I'll consider

you then. But i have others to look at

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

hurray!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

How about...

Give me some money?

Thats only four words. I like it. Can I have a job then?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

I'm looking for a job. I can type and stuff.

I am an experienced admin bod.

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

Need scientific

staff, minimumm B.Eng or B.Sc in engineering

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

The wife has a PhD in science..

..will she do?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

Yes

what is her discipline?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

She likes

being spanked

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

Doh!

not that kind of......well maybe....

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

I'm sort of scientific

1st year of a BSc. in Psychology - surely quite similar to a B.Eng.?

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

I have BSc (Combined Engineering)

that do?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

MAYBE

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)

I'm in the second year

of an MChem. Will that do?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)

Sorry

I think you've gone over the word limit there. No job for you! (Or me, I think I was beaten by cheese fish lamp smell - damn!)

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

am
currently
unemployed

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

'cause I'm cheap

"none"

there, a reason AND qualifications all in 4 words

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

im great me!

*FACT!*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

if that doesnt get me the job i dunno what will

how about:

GIVES HEAD FOR WORK?

would that work?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Yes

if you're female, which you are not.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

If I was looking to employ

That would swing my vote your way
(But I'm not. Any chance of a freebie?)
EDIT: Actually, if you're male, I'm less sure. Paper bag?

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

spunky tit wank

fridays.

:)
they are my qualifications.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

You're

hired. You start on friday

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

but

by default any work you give me goes straight to munkt0n cos he's unemployed and I'm not.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

In that case

Bleaaaaaaaauuuuuuurggggghhhh!

and your're fired.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

cheese eating surrender monkeys!!

is my favourite sentence to describe the French at the moment!

also i know fuck all about heat exchanging thingys

sorry:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

GULF WAR 2

12 years ago, they tried to assassinate him. They failed. In 2003, they will try again.
The plan requires something that feels no pity. No pain. No fear. They created THE TERMINATONY.
Same make. Different model. Same mission.
We told you we'd be back.

(DarKnight, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

Quite

poigninant (sp?)

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

It's worse than that

apparently the Iraqis are now deploying Imperial Stormtroopers:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2820631.stm

(cattleprod, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

haha

yes!

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dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

Daily

Mail?

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

just cant seem to

get them out of my head

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

ding!ding!

I reckon insurance would take him

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

Simply

lovely

EDIT: Would the ref be that annoying dancing elephant?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

nah...

that fat bloke off the pi helpline

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

Lombard'd win.

Direct Line has the speed & agility, but not much offensive power, whereas LD can fashion a crude weapon from his cord and beat the little wheely bugger round the face.

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

The winner to fight

Claims Direct...

(cattleprod, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

i think the shreddies monster

could do em both.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)

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djol, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Oooooh

nice shadow thingies

(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

It's true

*sings*
F5 is all you need
[to the tune of the Beatles' Love Is All You Need]

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

hehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

*drools*

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

why did they all move out?

didn't like the noise of the constant clicking...

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

F5 appears to have space

for a garage next to it. could you tell me when it comes on the market?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

That

Took me a while.

Like it. The F5 on my keyboard is broken. It's 'ctrl + R' for me...

Woo, Yay and Houpla.

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

very clever

and very posh! :)

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

Ace!

woo

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

Everybody's made a dancing robot

(Pelle ghola, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

for mash

get smash....

I dont know why i just said that.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

*metallic sound* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
*end metallic sound*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

im surpirsed that the smash robots havent made an appearence this week,

being robot week n all.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

hey ho, let's go

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

Techno, techno,

techno notice

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

Speedcore,

it's the nearly way of life.......
and robots are nearly alive....

(Pelle ghola, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

Argh!

Mindpiss......!

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

Stepped down Italian Speedcore

New wave of righteous handbag
What's your contribution to the deep house victims', deep house victims', deep house victims' minibus appeal?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

That's appalling

Well done.
And don't you look fetching in that dress.
*glances towards the chest area*
mmm.... norks

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

You're

incorrigible.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

You know

too many posh words for a lady

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

*flutters eyelashes*

hwell, hi hwas heducated hby hther hbest htutors hpater hcould hafford.

and you know what they say about spoilt rich totty, doncher?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

but few

are as good as that!

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

haha

i want one

(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

That is so

wonderfully hypnotic.

I think he must be a speedcore robot. It's the nearly way of life, you know.

W/Y/H

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

*big grin*

i like that muchly!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

...Albert liked showing off his night goggles during the day !

(spooge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

loon

pfft.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

Beetle, beetle, beetle of the Yard

Beetle, beetle, his shell is very hard.
Oh no - it's Constable Beetle!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

Look! It's Constable Beetle! Of the yard!

Hehe! I remember that!
I still sing the song to myself sometimes.

I think I need to get out more ;)

edit: Woohoo to the picture, as well. 'Tis class.

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

And why was

Constable Beetle Welsh?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Because he came from Wales?

Because of the comedy potential of Welsh accents?

We may never know

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

I'm so glad

more people remember that show
- even if it was pants.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

I remember quite liking it, actually

But it was a fair few years ago, now.

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

I remember

liking some of it, but lots of it was just poor.
Beetle of the yard, remains a classic though.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

can i propose a motion?

from now on, every picture post must have it's own theme tune.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

seconded

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

fourthed

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

Can it be one song

to the tune of another?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

however you want

but each new post must have at least 3 lines of lyrics

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

I prefer

Pick-up Song myself

(cattleprod, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

Simple

yet lovely...no that's the mirror.
But this picture is equally as good, if not better, than my face.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

He is having a whale of a time here..

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

Front Page Surely...

....more hummus than you could waggle your badger at!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

Your right it is great

but don't call me Shirley

(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

my right is great?

watch out for the ' police.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)

arf!

woo and stuff :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

danger! danger!

etc.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

I'd be in for the high jump

if I nicked Fnords idea

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)

weeee!

you're back curry_monster.
how's the neck?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

still a bit tender mate

but I've stopped caring :)

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

that'll be..

..the drugs then.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

aaahahhahahahhahhaaa!

you have always just got tooo much hummus, you should share it out.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

ill bring

the pittas

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

and to think

he invented the phrase 'I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS'

I think.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

not me

that was the random text generator known as Lumpbucket

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

yarrrrrr

tis a long time i have been at sea, forgive me ye landlubber for my grave mistakes, yarrrrrrr.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

curry_monster however lovely

isn't that clever.

it was lumpbucket.. wasn't it?
www.b3ta.com/board/6/1/9/6/8

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

nope

that was lumpbucket

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

ha!

you and curry_monster were both right.
but i scored extra points for having a link to where he came up with it. ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

hey we are all friends here

you can call me Curry Monster - no need for the underscore :)

And menub - you are a saddo! :)

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

hehe

:)
thanks curry ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

damn me

and my foolish speak.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

it's the ginger hair that does it

go and buy some hair dye ;)

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

positively brimming with hummus!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

Is That

Real???

(Freshie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

Don't think so...

I can't see a helicopter

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

Blimey

that's dead clever.

(you and the whale)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

He's certainly going to make a splash

in his big event...woo!

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Dr. Mercury, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

Tetley, you prick-tease slaaaaaag

Giving me the come-on and then blowing all hot and cold... fucking typical...

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

Eh.....

Have you been tea-bagging again?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

haha

funny!

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

Um...

I don't get it
[student w/ no telly]

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

WHAT? WHATWHATWHAT?

A student, with no television?
Am I on mars, what the fuck is going on?

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

im a student, ive got a telly.

iwatch bargain hunt, house invaders and countdown on a daily basis....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

I don't neeed no steenkin' TV

I have a 10Mbit connection and b3ta!
TV licencing ain't cheap, and I'm a law-abiding kind of chap
/sloth

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

Christ, I should send that to my ex

She keeps sending me txts saying really rude, yet kinky things that she'd like to do to me.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

Then don't be a dik wad

either do her or send her my way.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

i'm fucking first mate

grr.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

Yeah but I live closer

I could run there faster than you

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

i thought we were

having her sent?

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

You're from Bristol...

If you come down to the Cheltenham bash on Saturday, I'll give you her number.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

Two words that answer all questions

emotional and wreak

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

don't you mean

wreck ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

Only when she

opened her legs

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

let her.

if she wants to its not your fault, you won't owe her anything.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Eh?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

yes...

eh?!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

Nice

Especially the "Stop sending weird texts"

I actually had to say that to a Bunny Boiler last week.

(BadgerSmaker, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

The newest in High class Nosh.

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)

Nooooooooooo Booooooovine

don't go in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Why ever not?

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

We need some food

left for everyone else...

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

I've never been inside

a KFC in my life!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Snort!

Bovine boycots KFC.
KFC shares drop 95%
That is all.

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

Mr. Blix quickly discovered where Saddam's weapons were...

My second post. Hoopla!

This was supposed to be animated, but I use Corel PhotoPaint (worthless), which couldn't seem to compress it under 2.6Mb :(

(zut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

Houpla

(_, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hee. Woo to the pic.

Threadjack!
My school was cancelled today, and I'm convinced that it's part of a mass conspiracy to stop Saugerties students from protesting the war. There is no precipitation here. None. The roads are dry, and no other schools (Besides Kingston which also was going to have protests today) are closed. Heh. I'm not complaining, though. A snow day is a snow day. Even if it is part of a giant fascist plot to sway the minds of New Yorkian youth towards the path of evil...

(smoothie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

oh go on!

i want the anim version. never used corel but some cross-platform hints:

optimisation gets rid of the bits that haven't changed from the previous frame.

indexing reduces the number of colours used in your gif. you should never have more than 255 and for most pics 63 is fine.

do things in this order: scale to whatever size you want, then optimise, then index. indexing last prevents you getting an image where most of it changes from frame to frame due to dithering. you can also turn dithering off to save even more space, as continuous color regions take up less space than dithered ones (dithereing is where two diffent colours are alternated in a region of pixels to give the illusion of a third intermediate colour).

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)

OOooh

Thx for the tip, I'll give it a try!

(zut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

OK, so I'll try again...

again, sorry for the lack of hummus and/or intellect

/edit: front page! Woo! Thanky yoo!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

that's fucking great

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

Ha ha ha ha,

The addition of the Tutu to the mouse makes that picture.
Yay you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hooray

Well worth the wait.

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chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

we like that!

woo yay!

vive les pantalons!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

wyh

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

You sir....

.... are a fine example of how a new member should conduct him/herself. No arrogance, thread deletion when promised, and a bloody good first post. So well done!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

I'll second that...

hear hear!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

absolutely!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Thirded.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

AND

given us a mouse in a tutu.

Fabulous.

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missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

thank you,

you're all very kind, etc etc.

*blushes*

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

Are you a girl?

If not, take your compliments like a man!!
Blushes indeed.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

oops

sorry.

*ahem*

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

Heh,

Ignore me, I've been known to faint whilst fluttering a fan saying 'Oh lordy me'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

was that a first post?

bloody hell. well done, sir/madam!

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

arf!

I really like that!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

yay!

tops stuff!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

excellent!

truly...

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

thats proper bo'

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

fantastic

cough make it 280 pixels wide cough

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

Ooh

this has only just stopped being a red-x for me.

Fanny-taste-hic!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

Oh! now that is

great :-)

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bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

'scuse me while..

i laugh like a girl...

thats soo good.

:)

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Capt. Tastic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

Yay to your shuttlecock

here's a repost of another falling off a table

(bluemerle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

mwoohahahahah

nice recoilage!

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 18:43, archived)

Sorry for the crapness, I'm supposed to be looking for a job

so I don't have much time for photshoppery

Vin Diesel IS Panthro!

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)

you know what?

jiggly monkeys.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)

jiggly monkeys rock!

well, jiggle... like me on the DLR...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)

I travel the DLR every day too and from the orofice...

I should get a t-shirt that says 'shake well before using'

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packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)

?jiggly monkeys??

What am I missing? (apart from photoshop talent of course)?

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

you're not missing anything

the jiggly monkeys are in plain view.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

jiggly monkeys are cool

there they are!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

exactly

and absolutely.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)

quicky threadjack

*namechange*

woo! im no longer stouffers butler. I wasnt getting paid enough.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

I like that

loads and loads

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dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

It's Almost

Hypnotic....

(Freshie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

"meanwhile, at the Michael J Fox Home for elderly primates...."

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)

noooo

hell for you!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

someone was going to say it!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

Ooooh.....

Someones going to hell sir...

(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

now that you mention it

he is a bit like him

i saw private ryan again yesterday for the first time in ages and didnt realise he was in it

(skagg, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)

Vin Diesel is excellent

he has the acting ability of a desktidy.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

That seems a little harsh

to desk tidys.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)

True

I watched xXx on the plane last week and he was out acted by his sheepskin coat.

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chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

I've only seen him

in Pitch Black.
The endless, flat boring scenery was better at acting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Now that is a thought.

Do you reckon there's any chance that Hollywood would make a live-action version of Thundercats? Vin Deisel as Panthro, perhaps Una Thurman as Cheetara. Jeremey Irons as Mum-ra in the obligatory "English-actor-as-bad-guy" style.

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

Jeremy Irons

would make a great Mumra.
Gary Oldman could do it too, but he'd probably be too scary.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

i always confuse

gary oldman with gary newman. mind you, he'd be quite a good mumra too

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

I've seen

Gary Numan live - I think he is Mumra.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

no no

i meant gary NEWman :)
mmm, nice jumper

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

I heard

that he actually did do the voice of panthro

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

i'd love to think it was true

in fact i'm going to tell everyone in know. just like the british standard shed.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

british standard shed

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

someone, i forget who i'm afraid

told a story when we were at the cambridge bash, that the phrase "shedload of money" came about because a british standard shed can hold 1 million old pounds in old pound notes.

i tell everyone it's true and i'm hoping that they tell every one they know

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

if it was djdirect

i'd forget about it ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

i thought that

but i'm sure it was whoever was sat to my left at the start. are you sure it wasn't you?

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

i quote:

"Earl Hynman from the Cosby Show who played Cliffard's father played the voice of Panthro and Mummra's evil spirits Redeye and Grune"

/google

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

That would be class if it was!

According to IMDb, Earle Hyman did the voice of Panthro:
us.imdb.com/Title?0088631

edit: yeah, what he said above

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

Vin Diesel

was the Iron Giant wasn't he?

I watched it on the tele the other day

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

ahh yes

class film

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Did this ever spring to mind ?

(spooge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)

Nice

Monitor

Is that a 17"?

"I am the Green Monitor" - song by the fantastic (if completely insane) Lee Scratch Perry - always made me think of my monochrome green screen vdu...

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)

Nope

He's just pleased to see you :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

arf!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)

that would be

a monitor lizard then? woo to a very difficult pic - you did it well!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)

but thats a komodo dragon

not a monitor lizard.

hang on, haven't we had this conversation before? i've a sense of DeJaVue.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

a komodo dragon

is the largest flavour of monitor lizard.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

i think you'll find it's a dragon.

Dragons are real.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

i thought it was

a hydra lead.. derrrr

what is it?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)

Took me a second

but that is very, very woosome.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

i've got that keyboard and mouse

they rock

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Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

does that make them harder

to use?

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pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

gnff

tee hee

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

What?

The fact that they rock, or the fact that they appear to be in some sort of timeshare arrangement with Spooge?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

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